Faces of /b/ and rate
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Faces of /b/ and rate
>>693394237
Not him but I'm posting it f
rate them and if someone rolls 999 I will dump nudes of all 3 and FB
>>693394558
Man fuck you why would you post me
>>693394419
why'd you airbrush your face so much?
6
Sorry for the side pic
>>693394558
i dont give a shit who posted it, I'm just blessed to be looking
My bestfriend rated me 4/10 is this accurate
>>693394821
post a picture of your face and well let you know.
not a sideways picture of a hat and sunglsses
Rate me
>>693394821
Lose weight and the neck beard and you could be a 7
>>693394821
the fact that your hiding half your fucking face proves his point
Hello /b/
pls am a little high
the albino is a 2
the ginger is a 4 maybe a 5?
the blonde is a 4 1/2
>>693394745
>>693394237
>>693394821
your not that bad tho, get fit, eat healthy and groom your beard and you could be a 7
>>693394745
post a timestamped pic to prove that is actually you?
>>693394237
Looks like a decent prom date
.8/10
Would bang afterward.
>>693394539
in the thumbnail you look 60
somebody asked me to post another pic so I will
>>693395326
wat?
>>693395219
Are you a guy by any chance? I'm gay haha
Give me a rate
>>693394590
Off duty cop
>>693395387
Super cute! How old are you?
>>693395409
NICEEEE
>>693394784
Don't kill us.
>>693394237
>that haircut
Fix it and you're set
>>693395387
Ethnicity? Latina I'd guess?
>>693395039
referring to this>>693394651
i doubt you have nudes
>>693395499
I'm 20.
>>693395531
Already got the axe out, really gonna make me put it back?
>>693395387
Post with tits and timestamp please
r8 me m80
>>693395636
No, you're adorable is what you are.
>>693395387
"7
>>693395433
4.5
>>inb4 amish
>>693395288
Fam I'm 19
>>693395039
if ur gonna insult people you can at least quote them
404'd before I could post last time. Honest opinions
>>693395770
Kek i love how of all the pics you choose one specific one to rate and completely humiliated the guy
>>693395307
8.5 or 9 easily
>>693395775
do you drive a motorcycle or a truck
>>693395748
Nah
>>693395568
I'm white as all hell, lol
>>693395039
fuck your memes brandon
>>693395770
Age? Can't put a number on you...
>>693395913
nigga you posted three pics last time dont lie
>>693395686
sadly, this isn't even you
>>693394988
You're adorable
>>693394988
Is that your real hair, because it looks like the wig Frankenfurter wears.
wreck me, /b/
>>693395913
Art/Indie/Hipster chad as fuck
Go out there and fuck those tumblr girls
Better pic. Please rate
>>693396015
But I'm seeking validation so step off
>>693395913
7/10
>>693395964
>Nah
You can't post a response that disagrees with me and then a pic that agrees with me
Rate me, chumps.
>>693396023
da hell nigga
>>693395775
How'd today's yield of the corn go today?
How many shekels are you going to get off your cows ey?
>>693396277
after i stop laughing i will
>>693396207
I'm a straight male, so don't know if it matters much, but you look very good looking to me. 8/10
>>693395387
good light, nice skin, now an 8
>>693396132
its real my man
$5 says my phone posts this sideways.
>>693396348
alpha
>>693396277
You look like you were the type of kid that fucked up the entire store while screaming like a dying horse just because your mom refused to buy you the new toy you wanted.
>>693395686
7.5; ethnicity/nationality?
>>693395920
How old do I look?
Rate ?
>>693396490
rawr xD/10
>>693396488
I'm so not an 8 that it isn't even funny
>>693396275
watch me
>>693396560
Cropped your ears out of the picture too, you might should get a new phone.
>>693396560
Eminem after he was hit by a shower of moles
>>693395433
Grow your hair out dude, you're a good looking man. 7.5/10
>>693396645
19-28
>>693396604
Oh hell yeah.
>>693396081
thank you
>>693396348
9/10
>>693396645
28-29?
>>693396656
would set down and have a family with u/10
>>693395686
cute, but quite blurry
>>693396713
nah, you're cute, so like 8, but it's a different kind of 8
>>693394745
NOT YOU
>>693396713
Sharpie in the pooper.
>>693396713
Cute pussy and a cat huh
>>693396490
Holds up spork o3o RawR xD Teh evil penguin of doom!!! OwO
>>693396645
LOL I meant to post this to >>693395984
>>693396784
19, Almost 20 there
>>693396848
What makes you think I'm that old?
>>693396609
not sure, there is a complex mixture of races here, colombian btw
>>693394821
sadly so
>>693396724
Kek, it's just that my ears are pathetically small. Literally like 2 inches.
>>693394988
you seem like a cool dude
>>693397146
Post your narco dick plz
>>693394987school shooter?
>>693397116
No way in hell you're 20. I don't know, you just look super mature. Not in a bad way, you aren't ageing prematurely, your face just looks more appropriate in an office than a college campus haha
>>693395884
Hey guys Brandon here.
For months now I've been asking you to rate me, to compare me to yourselves and judge me. I've been looking for something I already knew was there but never accepted it. Over these past few months you have called me:
>faggot
>trap
>nigger
>beta
and you told me to:
>an hero
>fuck myself
>get a better haircut faggot
I always came back expecting you to change but never realized that I was the one who needed to change and I did. Today I accepted that I am an ugly little bitch. That will never change. I found someone just like me on /soc/. We are now boyfriends. Even though we've never met I know that those nights when we cuddled over text were real. His love is real and it's all I need. NOT your approval. I leave you in peace now 4Chan :).
DONT rate me :) :*
>>693395913
Recites Shakespeare sonnets to fat chicks.
>>693394987
Damn dude, your head is round as fuck. From what I can see though, not bad, 7/10 just about.
rate ?
>>693397407
obvious copypasta and b8
>>693397407
It's sad, really. You spent so much time composing that message. But you forgot to change the filename from a 4chan one.
>>693397514
upsidedown/10
>>693397514
I'd fuck your pussy so fucking hard holy shit
>>693397456
Why?
>>693396348
9/10 would fuck
>>693397514
6.5/10ish, but you seem like a chill dude.
>no pun intended
>>693397376
It could be the stupid face?
>>693397252
not in the mood to make it grow
>>693397645
milf/10
hot af
Sure why not
>>693397645
>Lee
>White
>>693397456
lmfao
>>693397688
Because they like sonnets, I would assume.
>>693397791
You can't be serious. ..
>>693397407
fucking ugly nigger kill yourself
>>693397232
im an alright guy
>>693397748
honestly, you're pretty cute. digging short hair a lot. 7.5/10
>>693397514
holy shit i thought you were a chick.
But not bad, you look like scott helman if he wasnt out there.
>>693397748
Nah, you look pretty cute. I feel like most 20 year olds have this look of naivety, which you don't. You look like you know what you're doing. Yeah, that's it, finally put my finger on why you look older.
>>693397736
i feel the need to tell you that im a male
>>693397748
u look hotter with longer hair
>>693397749
prolly is uncut anyway...
>>693397903
i rated the picture, it's obviously fake, but still.
>>693398113
And I'm gayer than a rainbow, so it works out :)
>>693396277
Numale/10
Looks like the kinda thing I'd see in a Walmart.
>>693398179
nahhhh
>>693398243
good
>>693396656
timstamp
>>693394237
solid 4
>>693398290
More like what you'd see if you go too far beyond in bed bath and beyond.
>>693398013
Works better than long for me
>>693398179
Well shoulder length. No longer.
>>693398041
I guess that makes sense
>>693398198
i had phimosis as a baby so they partially cut me, i have bridle but not a hood over the head, so it looks good
>>693394237
4/10
Try a different hairstyle.
>>693398179
im serious u already look hot af but think u look better with longer hair
>>693398424
Oh wow, now you look 20. I can totally imagine seeing that in a club, not so much the other pics.
>>693398507
try making a different face
>>693397514
cuute
>>693398243
kek
>>693397798
So so soooo many reasons...
>>693397798
Drives a tractor to bring in them crops. Enjoys milking fave cow.
>>693398454
prove plz
here's a picture that isn't upside down
>>693397798
You look like a Dave. You a Dave?
>>693398572
And that pic was from when I was 18.
I guess I matured mentally since then and my appearance reflected that?
Last pic of me. Don't wanna spam the thread
>>693398507
Zoinks! Like how's Scoob doin?
>>693398424
like this, this is hot as fuck
>>693398786
nice hair, 7.5/10
just had my gallbladder removed (;
>>693398786
Oh it was upside down... Thought you were just one ugly motherfucker.
>>693398720
Whatcha mean?
>>693398824
Nah, an Adam
>>693398786
you look like a gay danzig
>>693398786
tony hawk/10
>>693398786
Damn thought u were a girl
7.5/10
>>693398786
8/10
Would roll in the snow and put hands all over.
>>693398836
Those must have a hell of a 2 years haha...
No, please continue with the pics, I need something cute to cheer me up!
>>693397748
Cute :)
8.5/10
>>693398925
fake, your too hot to be using 4chan
>>693399001
>Nah, an Adam
Yeah, you're a Dave.
Just took this one.
>>693398836
CUTE
>>693398836
>matured mentally
then y r u looking for approval from a bunch of neckbeards on a chinese cartoon imageboard.
>>693399305
I dont getcha
>>693398925
One more hole for me to stick it in bitch.
R8 pls? Don't mind the stupid weeb pose
>>693394237
Good bone structure. Horrible haircut. Shitty Goodwill hoodie. 7/10
>>693394405
Gets beaten up my sister. Probably does drugs to get attention. Underage. 2/10
>>693394419
Mentally retarded. 0/10
>>693394539
Hair looks greasy and unkempt. Beard is unshaped and gross. Skin looks terrible. Nice chin. Caption proves you have the brain of a 13 year old. 3/10
>>693394558
Nice beard. Teeth look like shit. Mustache is shaved around the nose unevenly. Uneven eyebrows. Unibrow partly. 5/10
>>693394590
Hairline receding. Overbleached photo. Look generic. 5.5/10
>>693394782
Receding hairline. Weird multi-colored beard that looks line ass in this light. Tooth gap. Good bone structure though. 6/10
>>693394784
Sandnigger. Cannot take a picture right. 0/10
>>693394821
Cannot take a picture right. Look like a stoner that acts like a retard purposely when stoned. Fat. Neckbeard. 1/10
>>693394988
Greasy hair. Acne. Nice lips and nos though. 4/10
>>693395039
Best bottom in the prison shower. 2/10
>>693395063
Good bone structure. Looks Asian...but is not Asian? Twitchy looking eye. 5/10
>>693395082
Hairline receding. Stupid expression on face. 4/10
>>693395307
Hairline is bad. Beard is decent. Slightly fat. Eyebrows are fucked up. Nice nose. 6 / 10
>>693395387
Eyebrows look stupid. Hair is fine. Lips are decent, but the face you are making is retarded. 5 / 10
>>693395409
Nice bone structure. Probably sells drugs. 5 / 10
>>693395433
Mutant
>>693399314
Who was the unlucky receiver?
>>693398893
Honestly, I hated that hair style on me. I though I looked like a 30something year old chain smoker.
Current I have this kind of hair. It suits me more I think.
>>693399195
OK then. I lost a fair bit of weight since leaving HS and now.
>>693399221
>>693398361
my markers orange so its pretty fainnt haha but here
What do you guys think of me?
>I'm on the left
<3
>>693399419
Don't worry about it Dave. You seem like one chill dude
>>693398925
9.6/10 more
>>693399425
fix ur brows and youd be an 8
>>693398786
damn your actually really fucking hot.
whats your sexuality?
>>693399425
How dare you post stupid weeb pose and tell us to ignore it. You take a new picture, you lazy fucker.
>>693399314
that's some janky facial hair my man
>>693397798
You look extremely friendly. The type of guy I could count on. Looking at you makes me feel comforted.
>>693399525
i've always liked shorter hair on girls
>>693399425
cute face, ugly dick
>>693399582
post more pls (nice hair btw)
>>693396277
If you had no expanders solid 8.5/10
>>693399600
Got any more?
>>693399819
You again.
Take a new picture. Post nudes.
>>693395932
id fuck you if you weren't a /b/tard
>>693399582
post another?
>>693399456
Shit nigger you didn't even give the last guy a rating haha, fucking savage
>>693399703
i dont even know man, i like whatever likes me
>>693399813
Thanks man :)
>>693399940
I do! What would you like?
>>693398883
Me and some friends were gonna buy a shitty van and paint it up like the scooby van for fun but the rules were we had to dress up like who we least look like so I would have been velma not shaggy
>>693400000
nice numbers
>>693400103
tits, asshole spread
>>693399525
What I was just after leaving hs
>>693399314
Better but also worse photo.
>>693399709
There ya go
>>693399636
I'll take it. Thanks man
>>693397798
I don't know a thing about you, but I'd make you my new best friend in a heartbeat. Look like the type of guy everyone appreciates, but never thanks enough.
>>693400209
nnnOOOPE! This is a faces of /b/ thread, sir! :D
>>693400072
I prefer not to even give ratings to people if the rating would be below 0.
>>693400281
your not bad. are you on the toilet?
>>693400203
those glasses won't hide the fact you're clearly underage bro
>>693400281
plz go back to cuba
>>693400203
your like 6, get out
>>693400256
>>693400281
headphone mind
>>693400215
Dripped to this within 8 months.
>>693399988
Haha i suppose i should
>>693399825
My dick is just average I guess never really gave much thought to it...
>>693399525
Oh yeah? Why the weight loss? Probably gonna gain it back in a few years unfortunately haha, the curse of aging... More pics!
>>693400281
I find this photo acceptable.
7/10
Would bang.
>>693400103
up to you
>>693400379
Absolute madman
>>693400545
screenshotting this for makeup reference
>>693399684
Where does one go to get their eyebrows fixed?
>>693400565
yea but it catches sweat and dirt
>>693400519
Dropped*
But regained a bit up until now. More or less the same as this
>>693400289
Thats kinda deep, thanks yo
>>693395409
>>693395686
Good looking
>>693399314
Clean up a bit get haircut
>>693400764
Cute, love the hair.
Rate?
>>693400776
I'm growing my hair out right now, I look much better with it short but I'm growing it.
Also planned on shaving this morning but I was out and about all day.
my neck hurts i keep hitting it against the corner of the wall. fucking tourettes.
>>693400385
Lol no just the bathroom is the only place that I can take pictures of myself with out being roasted
>>693400215
Whoah, no idea what's going on with you but you went from tweets generic love quotes to bartender who everyone is cool with in 2 years haha...
>>693397798
Never met you, but you are already the nicest guy I've ever met. Post more pics please.
>>693400769
Dude, you just been friend zoned.
>>693401079
lmfao its cool, one of the pictures i posted here was also taken in the bathroom
Nobody rated my other picture so heres another.
>>693400417
Not even Cuban kek
Fuck man most of my friends think I'm too white to even be Hispanic
>>693400545
any color pics?
>>693397798
What a nice man
>>693401010
If you look better short then why grow it out? Just lazy huh
>>693401220
Not sure thats how it works...
>>693401220
movie star/10
>>693400605
Thanks fam appreciate it
>>693401002
Youre pretty good, 6.5-7/10, lose the ukalele
>>693401220
you look like a fucking REPLICA of Seth Macfarlane .
>>693401220
can't tell if ironic or serious
>>693401244
most of your friends must be latino then
>>693401220
"I can totally say nigger now, right guys?"
>>693400893
Thanks
>>693401033
>>693401082
The high school version of me was like that. Then ditched all that shit, and became kinda normalish
>>693401393
more like Meth Sacfarlane.
>>693401415
ironic thankfully
>>693394237
OP you faggot. thats me.
>>693401470
I can because I dont hang out near black people.
>>693401504
Why's that? Just trying something new or did something happen? Just curious
only gentle pls
>>693401549
ok then
42069/10.
good form.
>>693401437
Yea mostly Hispanic and black neighborhood with a few sprinkles of white kids here and there
>>693401687
And yet you're still a nigger
>>693401678
no it isn't
b is shit this thread is gsy go back to redit where you belong
>>693401678
Are you latino then?
>>693401721
fuckingcuck/10.
please don't breed.
>>693401700
I think just a sudden realization. Just something clicked in my head to cause that shit.
>>693401209
I guess? Does it matter though on 4chan?
>>693394988
10/10 :O
>>693401214
Noice man
>>693401826
even so, you should get snipped. plz
There a different picture, per request
>>693401895
it is, i just got here and saw my face on the very top of b. then i cringed so hard i almost died. i posed that in a thread a lil while ago.
>>693401850
I think you're confused as to what a nigger is.
>>693401721
>only gentle pls
well in that case i have nothing to say
New rules: if you had to fuck one of these people who would it be?
>>693400738
But I clean it in the shower everyday and I'm sure your dick gets sweaty too lol and you just clean it in the shower too
>>693401504
what a babe
>>693402199
this is the first time i've ever said 10/10.
got any more?
>>693402295
ain't ever no buildup tho. i've sucked enough of both to know there's a difference
>>693402052
Ight I'll see how much the oporation cost
