you have been kidnapped and the last character you saw in a movie or tv show is the person who is going to come save you? How fucked are you?
Mine, John Wick, I should be free in a matter of minutes.
Last movie was halo nightfall
Kek pce op
I got done watching American psycho. Now I don't want to put words in any body's mouth, but I'm pretty sure my good pal Patrick Bateman ain't coming.
Last movie I saw was The Big Lebowski, so basically I'm fucked. But that's just, like, my opinion.
>>693394477
you got dubz yes he is.
Michael Carbanaro.
I wanna see that shit in a movie.
>>693393643
John Wayne.
Fill Your Hands, you SonofaBitches!
>>693393643
Tuvok.
I'm feeling safe already.
Dr. Lisa Radosta off of an episode of unlikely animal friends so literally anyone can save me
Lethal Weapon 4
Ramsay Bolton
oh i am so fucked.
i actually dont remember the last time i watched a movie... but if tv shows count its fringe. so ive got olivia dunham and the fbi comming for me so i should be fine
Dennis Hopper in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. I'll be alright.
Holy shit mine was John Wick too.
Fucker's a badass.
Cullen Bohannon. I'd say that ain't half bad.
Archer, I'm pretty sure he'll get me, and we'll go drink
Jerry Seinfeld
>>693393643
I'm fucked.
andy dufraine, might take a while but ill eventually be free
>>693397492
Shit anon... you're going to die.
>>693397620
Kek
>>693393643
Cullen Bohannon from Hell On Wheels.
save me Spartacus... make me yours
>>693393643
im dead
Marv.
I'm totally fine.
Dante from Devil May Cry. I think im ok
Fucking Gumby and Friends
>>693397713
what's the deal with body guards?
do they guard bodies? shouldn't they be called life guards? and life guards should be called lung guards.
i think he'd let me die on purpose
aaaaaaa yeah
I think I'll be ok
griffin from prayer of the rollerboys
I might survive....
Marty McFly is my nigga. I'm in good hands
The cast of Friends. I'm probably fucked, but Joey might make a real go at it.
>>693394795
the last character in big lebowski that you see is that old cowboy, you may be okay.
>>693398339
Fucking badass. Gumby is basically the T-1000 without the restrictions on complex parts or conservation of mass.
>>693398781
could you be any more fucked?
>>693398689
You think Vegeta would save you? You're dead wrong, he'd let you die and he would laugh about it
>>693398688
Fred from portlandia
Oh, well...
>>693393643
i'm fucked
fucking denaerys targaryen
>>693393643
I think it was 36 hours in Benghazi or Before I wake
or Adam Sandler in the movie that is my boy.
>>693398885
Kek, I forgot tho, Phoebe lived on the streets. So I'd give it about a 60% chance of my dying.
>>693399172
Why do you watch shit movies?
>>693399160
Oh yeah if it is from a tv show this bitch.
Well shit....
>>693393643
I last saw black hawk down.
Does this mean I get a entire army?
3 hour version made more sense.
Why don't you go ahead and have a seat? I should be good right?
>>693399157
I like this nigga.
>>693393643
Castaway with Tom Hanks
I think I'm gonna be okay
Just watched Larry king on Conan. Pretty sure I'm okay.
>>693399091
>He's on Mars. He ain't saving you.
er...
>>693399301
Benghazi movie was ok
Before I wake and his fucked up dreams as sorta mind fuck
I dislike Adam Sandler but that is one of the two movies iv`e liked the happy gilmore
and that one.
Oh shit forgot I watched Ant Man that was the last movie
>>693398866
But he's an 8 inch 60 year old retard with the mind of a child. . Anon's fucked
>>693393643
I'm good.
Andy Durfesne, I might get fucked in the ass a few times, but it'll sort itself out.
>>693393643
By TV show, do you mean a news broadcast? Please tell me news doesn't count.
not bad i guess
I guess it just depends on how well armed they are.
>>693393643
Deadpool, not too bad but i have my doubts
shiet
>>693393643
Rick from Rick and Morty... I'm good
>>693399577
Nigga he's gonna fucking eat you
>>693396808
You'll be "rescued" all right.
>>693399980
maximum kek
>>693393643
Harry Callahan aka Dirty Harry
can't be better lol
>>693399820
GAY
Im fucked
what now
im fucking fucked
>>693400244
>>693393643
I'm gonna be okay.
Jim Rockford, should turn out ok but that $200/day plus expenses is killer.
fuck.
>>693398339
>>693398866
Yeah seriously, you're good Gumby will save the shit out of you
Magic my ass to safety!
>>693400402
>>693399980
Make hostage rescue great again.
I just finished The Mask. Hes basically Loki so yeah, I think I'm in good hands.
>>693400402
he gonna beam you up
hehehe
I came prepared.
TFW is the pussy mayor from Preacher
>>693400554
you need to watch better shit
>>693400314
fuk u
>>693399482
This. I watched the extended version last night. I've never seen the original version but this is unironicly a good film. I don't know why everyone complained about it.
I'm fucked...but at least I might get a new rug out of it.
>>693400490
Don't worry, Mac's gonna destroy this shit. He's gonna assess the situation, scan the environment for anything he can use to his advantage, and neutralize the threat.
>>693400478
My nigger. Yeah youll be alright.
>>693399716
With a dick as big and as blue as his, it doesn't matter where he is. He got you nigga.
>Last TV Show
Dr. Gregory House, M.D.
He will find me because the kidnapper has the flu, but it's actually a rare disease that makes you sprout spores from your ears and your liver and kidneys fail. He will find me, get shot trying to be a badass, save me, save his shooter, save the guy with the spores, and everyone will go to jail.
>>693393643
Gullum
Jon Snow
Dory gets shit done.
>>693400824
Does the three hour version delete the scenes where Batman literally kills people?
>>693400824
I torrented the extended one recently, planning on watching it soon. I saw the original one in theaters but all the fucking monkeys in the theater ruined it
I'm not really sure...
I should be ok.
>>693400694
I'm drunk and I can make a tank disappear. Leave me alone.
>>693400669
Nigga he couldn't even save his wife. You double dimma dome dead.
>>693393643
I just finished watching Watchmen, I think I will be fine.
>Literally autistic
Hmm...
I'm good
>>693401363
If he's compelled to rescue you, you're gonna do great.
If not...
Steve Harvey to the rescuee
When I was 4 Sharjah Ruler abducted me from home. Did so many bad things to me like teaching me bad stuff to ruin my family. Things were nasty he taught me licking shoes (he filled them with melted sugar)... he taught me sex.. he taught me so many bad things.
After 4 years he returned me home to my parents.
Turns out, he hated my mother because she used to be with him in the 5th grade and she rejected him.
He made our area (Kalba) very bad.. poor.. no sewage, poorly built houses, filled the area with Irani immigrants that their job was raping our tribe kids. Plus indian workers who work for him and paid thousands whose job was spying on us.
He even sent his staff to plant spying devices "RF" in all TVs that are sold to the city so that they listen or spy on us.
One day I will marry him, and it will be public. On TV.
>>693400982
I going to die
>>693399091
my nigger, i just watched that too
>>693399466
>delta
fewer guys but they can kill 100 skinnies each
>rangers
more guys, not as good but still good
>10th mountain
many guys but they are your typical infantry
you may pick one.
Yeah I'm totally fine
>>693401363
The last character you see in Watchmen is Seymour.
>>693399482
im not sure i could sit through 3 hours of that but maybe if the longer version is better
Might be ok, but I got clones just incase
>>693393643
Last show was Jay Leno's Garage. Idk how I feel about this
>>693402229
you good
>>693393643
Ron Fucking Swanson
Not sure if fucked or confident.
>>693393643
Bitch, he trained me to save my own ass. I'd better get back quick or else I'm gonna get slapped around by sifu.
>>693400329
That motherfucker probably planned the kidnap
>>693393643
whatched a documentary about "how Putin fights the west using hybrid war tactics"
think I am good
>>693401940
that bow makes me cringe
I'm golden yo
>>693393643
some kid with the power of the devil at his side
>>693401946
Who the fuck was Seymour?
Elektra from Netflix and Marvel's Daredevil. I'm super fucked.
>>693393643
https://youtu.be/Z76aE-4MohU
Breaking bad
Walter white
dis gon b gud
>>693402697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwu_rilQa1A
>>693399716
it does not matters at all he is omnipotent as fuck.
>>693393643
Batman? I think I'll be ok.
Ben afflecks gonna rescue me like he rescued Martha
Rick from rick and Morty
>>693393643
At least this nigger knows how to fight so I should be ok
Im aight
Vash the stampede......im safe....ish
>>693402878
kek
yep, I would wife her after she saves my ass.
Im straight
>>693393643
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>693400100
Me too.
Pic related
They'll come up with a humorous rescue plan and Kramer will fuck it up.
>>693393643
Rick Sanchez.
idk what to feel
>>693403099
Sweet berry wine!
>>693393643
I just watched a documentary on a channel that's kind of like what the History Channel used to be like when they actually had shows about history, title was "Apocalypse Hitler," or something equally awesome.
>mfw my kidnapper is a Jew
>>693401098
Nigga you are fucked
Jim Halpert. He's cool and all, but I'm probably fucked unless he asks for Dwight's help.
I think I'll be OK.
Grumpy Cap'n Keith takes no prisoners.
>>693393643
chuck norris.
>>693402550
u mad?
>>693393643
>Kai Proctor
I should be good if he has Burton with him, if that doesn't count then, I say if he has a gun, I'm solid and saved
yippie ki yay motherfuckers
I'll be ok.
>>693404020
Ummmm... Am I good?
Yeah I'm fucked.
I'll be fine... And then I get some Bunny Cunny.
I am very confident.
Selene from underworld
Jon fucking snow
>>693404628
You're good.
Im good
>>693404529
Regardless excellent choice for viewing material
Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Even if he saves me, I'm still going to fucking die.
>>693394477
I am coming for thos dubs!
>>693394477
>>693404702
hes dead, ur fucked
>>693396027
What is he gonna do, rotate the shield frequency? He's barely competent. I would prefer Kim at that point.
Dexter Morgan. Fuck, I'm saved for sure.
>>693400329
KEK
>>693393643
does anime count if so it was jotoro from jojos bizarre adventure
>>693401154
DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE! COOOK!
>>693393643
i'm good
>>693405342
Lucky. I've always wanted to be rescued by Dexter Morgan.
Now his Dark Passenger can finally enter you.
I don't remember my last movie..
But I watched Archer recently, so fuck yeah.
>>693393643
Equilibrium
i'm fucked a mentally unstable christian haybail comes to rescue me
Ron Swanson. Fairly confident I'll be okay and eating a steak before too long
>>693398558
U high bro?
>>693396027
Vulcan brother from another mother.
Louise Belcher. I'm so fine. Probably gonna make a buck off of this whole thing too.
>>693398339
Your fine if he shows up with mr squiggle
My boy Hiei gonna fuck shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cYTTC4YorM
I got dead pool so im ok oh wait no i got zoolander fuck...
>>693406483
Nah, you got this.
>being saved by Gul'dan himself
Shit would be cash.
But he would probably kill me right after it.
Robert de Niro and Zac Efron im ok , maybe not
>>693400329
Keyser motherfucking soze
>your fucked
Better call Saul!
>>693393643
Dr Frankenfurter of Rocky Horror Picture Show. I think my attacker would be grossed out and leave.
Im safe boiis
The Charlie Cox Daredevil, GG speglords.
Bilbo Baggins and a pack of dwarves, I should be fine
>>693393643
How about this op?
streamboobs.com
...
Save me Deadpools!
>>693407094
Well, he is a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.
Ricky Bobby and Kal coming to save the day! Shake n Bake baby!
Well fuck me
Proper fucked.
>>693393643
>Jason Bourne
He'd cut it pretty close
>>693393643
im fucked
Elliot from Mr.Robot
feelsgoodman
>>693404540
Remember from the movie that she is as big as a real life rabbit, and therefor you would be fucking something the size of a large house cat.
>>693408370
Id say the dudes who got you are fucked....
you gucci man.
>>693393643
could be worse
>>693408324
Yeah, Spud ain't the most reliable, innit?
>>693408550
id be made a warboy slave
>>693408370
Nigga, you are awaited in Valhalla, all shiny and chrome.
>>693408259
You dead sucka.
im not sure if i should be worried
Man of Blue Dick
Dr. Manhattan.
Pretty fucking fucked, actually.
>>693393643
Aragorn will definitely save me.
>Runs almost 4 days straight without sleep to save some hobbits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icQ9m4Qe0Gk
>>693408994
If you are an American marionette, you have nothing to worry about.
>>693408691
Well, OP said the dude is coming to save you.
if thats the case you're fine.
What happens afterwards..... nobody knows.
>>693409024
He did let the Comedian shoot that chink.
well fuck me. she wont assign a security detail. then she will cover up my death.
Fung wong im good man
Nvm furiosa from mad max
Frank grillo. I would definitely be safed.
I found the pic on googs, now this is a reaction image.
>>693409269
If it's any consolation, the FBI will determine her not responsible and recommend no charges for your death.
Fuck me. I'm better off with the kidnappers...
Wait...maybe the heroes are the kidnappers?
>>693409408
>Tfw you are saved
>>693409488
after that, she will delte the emails about my death
>>693409560
You may end up being raped.
>>693407731
alf died
Driver
Drive
I think I'll be fine
>>693393643
perseus from wrath of the titans :O
>>693393643
Vincent from Collateral. I'm good.
>>693409672
I get rescued then it's a bit of the ole in and out.
Goku's comin to save me
>>693409827
He'll headshot some guys for you.
Nice.
>>693393643
lol I have Louis CK, so I'm fucked
>>693409827
Plot twist! He's there to make sure you don't talk. He was hired by the kidnappers.
>>693393643
Gon from HunterxHunter
If he does the thing I'll be saved I'm sure...
>>693393643
Tyrrion Lanister, I think I'm fucked /b/
Dr. Frankenstein. >>693403099
checked
>>693409941
He could pay off your ransomers since he is wealthy. You'd owe him years of butt stuff though.
>>693410153
Faggy kid with a fishing pole. Hisoka better.
>>693397620
fucking faggot
>>693402807
Except he won't give enough of a shit to actually do anything to help.
Berserk golden age arc III I'm good
>>693398258
He's got that tarded strength though
I'm beyond safe
The Guest
I'm good or dead
>>693407731
No way
>>693400065
Kung Fu flicks are so lame.
I'm pretty fucking safe
>>693400053
Under rated af
>forgot pic
>>693409087
Gandalf might be better suited actually, never mind
>>693397664
Underrated lol
Last movie I watched was Star Wars The Force Awakens and the last character you see is Luke.
Come back in two years and you'll see if I get freed or not.
I just re-watched Leon.
Am pretty fucked if Mathilda kidnaps me..
Ben Hawkins from Carnivále. Worst comes to worst, he can just bring me back to life if I die.
>>693410623
Wait to be technical last character I saw was
I'm still really safe though
>>693406311
Anime doesn't count because it isn't a TV show. Its anime.
>>693393643
The team from criminal minds. Right on.
i'm okay with him. hopefully he brings around a bunch of stretch foil *gni hi hi*
>>693393643
Jesse Custer.
I should be fine. Might take some time, but should get there eventually.
Beavis and Butthead....GOD "DAM" IT!
I AM SO SAFE. Derek Morgan (criminal minds)
>>693393643
Michael scoffield from prison break
Ill probably be ok
>>693393643
Dean and Sam hell yeah
>>693409827
Don't worry about any nefarious homies stealing your briefcase.
Eric Foreman, god fucking damn it
Movie - terminator Geniuses Arnold. I'm good.
Tv - Anthony Bourdain. I'm fucked.
>>693393643
Arya stark
Hell no!
im ok with this
Richard from Silicon Valley...Im dead
>>693393643
batman v supermarn for the third time
either or, or both, just like fucking Martha.. I'm good
>>693393643
FML
>>693393643
>Keyser Soze
Yep i'm safe
lurker here, kenny from kvs, i own all the seasons and have watched them multiple times love this fucking show
>>693393643
I think I'll be just fine.
Dagget and Norb from angry beavers. I am so fucked.
BY DECREE OF THE PEAKY FOOKIN' BLINDA'S!
>>693400896
>Not doing an "ocular pat down", before clearing them for passage.
>Jabroni
Edward Elrich... I think I'll be ok
>>693393643
The guys from "the hangover", they would try at least
Maybe she can fuck my captives to death?
mark zuckerberg/Jesse eisenberg from the social network fucking kill me now
Tarzan... I'm fucked... Tarzan don't know where Tarzan go.
This might just be excellent
>>693416840
ewww you're fucked
Channel three news team, fuck yeah!
Either they launch a massive media campaign, and the government eventually becomes involved to get them off their back, or they just show up in a helicopter with guns. Either way, I think I'm making it out alive.
Jim Carrey...
>fuck
>>693415136
Rescues ain't cheap! I hear he charges an arm and a leg...
I'm a goner
McLovin bitches!!!
>>693417702
Holy fuck i just watched that on Facebook, it was on a page with Alton Sterling - a dude who got shot selling CD's outside a store.
Bad santa
Save Martha
>>693393643
Well shit.
I haven't watched proper TV or movies in a long time, so really it'd just be Guts from Berserk on last Friday.
I'll be free in no time.
