>Install Pokémon GO >Starter is Bulbasaur >Oddish and
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>Install Pokémon GO
>Starter is Bulbasaur
>Oddish and Weedle only pokemon near me
>Uninstall Pokémon Go
Anyone else this unlucky?
get off my bed spearow!
>>693393202
No, get up and walk you fat fuck
I caught an articuno this morning. it was inside my house i was like wut.
>>693393618
>install pGo
>not working on N Preview
>isis did it again, sad
This app encourages me to get off 4chan on my computer and get on 4chan on my phone as I hunt for pokemon
>>693393202
worse than you OP. i still cant fucking log in.
>More servers when?!
>>693393202
i was in the field test. caught a kabuto right away. they deleted all my mons though so im starting over today.
anyone in los angeles wanna pal around with some portable chargers and get all the pokestops?
Nah, I live in a place with really good pokeymans :^)
>>693393699
Proof
>>693395075
Please stream on twitch
My luck is fine.
>going to catch frog type pokemon
>going to nickname it dat boi
>>693393202
>Buy Pokemon Red
>Starter is Bulbasaur
>Pidgey and Rattata only Pokemon near Pallet Town
Go somewhere, you fucking slacker.
>>693393202
is it not on ios yet?
Can anyone identify these gym badges?
> Pic related
Started with charmander and caught an Eevee while sitting on my couch.
>>693395777
All I know is it's from the limited Irish version of the game.
>>693393202
They're pokemon, OP
They move and migrate like regular animals
There was only weedles and bellsprout two hours ago and look now
>>693395743
Depends on region
>>693395899
And then got dubs, look at this nigga go
chose charmander as starter, then i caught a squirtle. life is good.
>>693393202
pretty sure your problem is that you choose Bublasaur as your starter, the fuck is wrong with you ??
Am I the only person thats disappointed with Pokemon Go?
They advertised it like we would be able to be legit pokemon trainers, batteling eachother and stuff..
No we catch pokemon, then fight at a gym, leave a pokemon, for someone else to fight... its kindof boring and dumb.
Or am I missing something?
this morning i woke up adn caught a cubone, a sandshrew and a mankey.
three crucial members of my intended team. now all i needs an eevee, haunter and kabuto
You start off with 2 incense in your backpack for free. Aka 30 minute buff that brings Pokemon to you. Use it ya fuckin nerds.
>>693395743
who cares?
get a real phone
i cant make an account through my phone or the website. cant even link google account.
is anyone having server problems?
>>693396386
thats about it. i frankly dont mind it cuz my big focus playing the games growing up was trying to catch em all. didnt care for story or anything like that. this game makes it possible. in the field test i managed to catch 85... now evolution is much easier (the rare candies have tripled)
i do agree battling would be more fun, but by the time they realized they dun goofed it wa stoo late. wish they fixed it but its not a bad game to play on the bus (which is essentially the only place i play it).
making me want to play all the games i missed out on though. only ever played up to ruby and saphire.
>>693396357
I did too, and I'm not having the shit luck op is... but there is NOTHING around my place. I caught all mine around work
I finally got it to run properly about an hour ago (Note 3). Walking around my house I caught Eevee, Oddish, Balbawhatever the fuck, Pidgey, Spearow, and I saw a bat thing but the ball froze and got stuck at the bottom of the screen and I had to force quit the app and restart.
>>693396386
yeah it is a bit of a let down to be honest, whats the point in even having a starter pokemon if you cant level it up and battle
>>693396650
Nope. I've only had issues with the game not responding at times.
>>693395934
Ok Thanks /b/ro. I just got to the first member of the elite 4.
I'm frozen on this fucking screen
>>693396524
Thanks anon
>>693396650
I am
>>693393202
Cancer
>>693393202
>No, get up and walk you fat fuck
this ^
just caught an eevee :)
Go into your phone settings and unlock your dev settings. Figure it the fuck out dicks. Go into your dev settings and turn off Spoof or fake locations. restart Go, fixes a handfull of issues.
Name my charzard /b/ros
>>693396777
you can level it up and you can also battle. they are just done seperately.
i get it though. tbh i wish the battle mechanics were just copy pasted from the games, but it would make the capturing them in real space harder to pull it off
>>693397461
DickBurn
>>693397461
Mr Pabst
I haven't gotten pokemon go yet, but all I'm seeing right now is cp, so I'm filling my folder
>>693397564
Very tempting awaiting other names before final decision
>>693395777
lol'd
>>693397630
dafuq? you serious?
>>693397682
chargaryen
after house targaryen from game of thrones.
you know, since they have all the dragons and what not.
>>693397461
nigger
>>693397461
Muy fuego
do location spoofers work with Pgo?
>>693397461
niggazard
>>693397910
You win sir
>>693396578
lol you're just mad because you can't afford one
It's not available in my part of the US yet. In the store it doesn't show up. If you go to the google store through your browser, it's there but it says it's not compatible with my device.
However, if you google search Mirror APK's it brings up an install that works perfectly on any android.
>>693397682
Flaka flame
>>693398130
lol cool.
gonna do the same if i ever catch a charmander
>>693398250
>works perfectly on any android.
if is says incompatible. you may experience some technical difficulties every now and then.
just becausse it installs and runs doesnt mean it will work perfectly fine forever.
Nigga there was a clefairy chilling on the couch next to my drunk ass mama
I already ran into 3 real humans outside doing this within an hour of it's release. We all walked around together for a bit chatting and then parted ways.
Like a real pokemon adventure and shit.
>>693397461
Supa hot fire
I was seconds away from capturing a pidgeotto and the thing fuckin freezes. What a load of bullshit.
>>693397838
Yeah, free fucking cheese pizza, I haven't eaten in a couple hours
>>693398214
who wants that trash?
>>693398410
Okay fine, but it works fine right now and has for the past 5 hours. So eat a dick sir.
>>693395777
>They're after me lucky trip badge numbers
I can't find it on the app store.
Is it out for iOS?
the closest hub near me is a fucking cemetery, the landmarks are headstones. it's midnight. is it worth it?
>>693398803
i got it like 4 hours ago on my iPhone
So will the Pokemon available depend on the area or is it all random?
For example more grass types near the woods I live in and water types at the beach?
>>693398504
pics or gtfo
>>693398849
CATCH THAT GENGAR NIGGA
>>693398461
thats pretty cool anon...
Just tryna watch Kripp
>>693398214
i just built a stone pizza oven for way more than that garbage
I don't need apple to hold my hand to use a phone
Game's shit.
>>693398849
Do it pussy
>>693399124
ayyy who da gurl, hmu bbygurl.
Literally no pokemon spawns anywhere near me fml
>>693398991
porbably not.
would suck for the many many kids who dont have transportation and live in cities and what not. im sure niantic / pokemon co thought about this and just made it random since their target audience is pretty much kids.
>>693399219
dat incense doe
>>693399430
Fuck you're right I'm an idiot
>>693397461
Fatass
Cause, you know, he's an xl weight
>says failed to find location
>knows exactly where I am
>>693398849
i'm also hammered. fuck it, i want some ghost pokemon
>>693397505
yea i agree honestly, i kinda hate that all you do to catch a pokemon is flip your finger on the pokeball.
They should have the actual lvl system and the 4 moves each pokemon can do. Not this CP thing and just tapping on a gym battle (so far only "battle" i have seen" an hope you tap faster or hit harder.
>>693399050
>>693393202
>be me
>live in phoenix aka the desert
>sandshrew and ekans for days
>>693399570
Uses IP location.
I got Pidgey and Weedle in my area, seems like there is a drowsy nearby as well. Good thing I am leaving my house later for the only time this month, might be able to catch something interesting.
>>693399594
that will be an interesting story for the cops
drunk ass nigger wondering a cemetery trying to catch a ghost on his phone lol
I lost a shit ton of pokeballs over throwing. Anyway to restart my character? Also was shitting than this happened
>>693396938
>I'm frozen on this fucking screen
Im frozen after that screen
Fuck man:/
>tfw no smartphone
>>693399910
There is nothing within a 2 mile radius of my house, I'm fucked /b/ro
>>693399812
>live 10 mins from the beach
>nothing but bug and normals
>>693400211
>normals
They're called normies you fucking faggot
How did you guys actually get the camera on pokemon go? I just have the typical avatar walking around in some world. Im on a samsung Galaxy s6 edge ifnthat matters.
>>693393202
What I've caught since around 5pm today.
Not too shabby.
Sairose was hella lucky.
>>693397461
Auschwitz
>>693400609
rawlin
>>693400168
what year are you living in dude.
you can literally get a free smartphone with free dataplan from the government.
you are either really really old, or severely retarded / antisocial
So only gen 1 I'm noticing.
Are there plans to put others in later?
Also are legendaries gonna be a thing?
>>693399164
Pics or it didn't happen
Dubs names bulbasaur
>>693400583
eugene is such a fitting name for sheldor dude
>>693399939
fucking gengar though
>>693393202
So in a 0 to 10 out of 10 this thread would rate the game a... ?
>>693400748
trailer makes legendaries look like a group thing.
>>693400858
Pokemonfun/10
>>693400822
sprout
or maybe
datboi
Name my scyther
>>693400843
fuck it.
just challenge the faggot cop to battle.
dont let him take you without a fight.
>>693400858
I'd call it a 7.
It's gonna make my jogs fun as hell.
>>693399998
almost had the >>693399999 get
>>693400858
I'd give it a 6
The concept is great but I feel like it's not execute the best
Also I sometimes get issues where grass is shaking right next to me and I encounter nothing
>>693400834
I was going to name him Shelderp, but Eugene seemed a lot better.
>>693395777
This is from the potatonig gym
I'm going to try and get as many pokemon with my cock next to them as possible. just have to use your imagination and the game becomes fun.
>>693399998
it sucks to say this but you can save more pokeballs by not using the camera function. its way easier to aim when the pokemon holds still when you use the game backgorund instead of camera tracking.
>>693401046
Lean mean green machine
>>693399939
I'm in for the ghosts!
it just fucking came out how do you guys have cp300 pokemon what the fuck
>>693396938
Jailbroken by chance?
>>693393202
>install go
>server trouble
>have to manually quit app
>try later
>server trouble
>server trouble
>get in!
>garbage character creator
>crash after creation
>server trouble
fuck off, I know it's going to be another bullshit p2w collect rares game
>>693401046
Malachai
But seed sap is pretty OP in the beginning.
My game doesnt start any tips?
They change all the time anyways
>>693401228
>.gif
Nah
Actually I probably have worse luck. This morning I got up at like 4 tired as shit going to take a piss and dropped my phone in the toilet. Shit's still waterlogged. Put it in rice to help.
>>693398244
>how
>>693401048
wish me luck anon, i've got this shit. worst case i can book it and i'll be damned if some pig can catch me
>>693393202
I see some around me. I have caught two so far. I just got off of work and i am tired and too lazy to search for any right now. There are like five close to me. Another friend caught 15 during our shift at work.
>where the fuck do you live op?
So for some reason Pokemon Go activated my IR receiver and turned off my TV. Also my internet decided to completely shut off for a few seconds. Is Pokemon Go a secret plot by the Japanese government to EMP devices?
>>693399124
who is that twitch streamer?
catch every pokemon you come across. they give you xp. my nearest gym is at an elementary school too btw
Holy fuck I'm downloading now
>>693401426
good luck and god speed anon.
hope you find that gengar
>>693401115
Oh, probably one year and I hope they fix everything...
It's a too big idea to die now in behalf of bugs, I feel that this is be as big step as VR.
>>693401481
looks like someone he is messaging on facebook, lad
>>693396524
18%
Go to bed anon
>>693401636
Can't wait for you to be stopped by the police for acting suspicious outside a school.
>>693401394
just click it man, click it
trust me
Shit isn't available in my country. The fuck is this.
>>693400822
named mine Fcking Lettus
>>693393202
>Not chamender as starter
You are a huge faggot op
>>693401348
There you go
>>693400822
I second the name Sprout
Because it's cute
I caught a poliwrath by my eighbors pool lol
>>693393618
xXXfaggot69XXx
>>693401941
double jeopardy clause bro
>>693393202
Most of the iPhone fags in murica still dont have it yet. Im like fuck apple i have Android and im downloading as we speak.
>poor dude had been waiting two years for this and i just found out about this pokemon go bs tonight and was playing while he drooled
>fuck apple kekekekekek
>>693398461
Sounds like a good time, congrats on your journey anon.
>>693401975
What country you in bro? It works in UK, you just need to download the APK and install it manually.
>>693397461
Lymphoma
>>693393202
>Charmander master race
>>693402148
Oh yay!
This makes for a happy night.
>>693401941
especially fiddling around with a phone with the camera pointed at it.
i predict pokemon go will cause at least 1 death by crooked police officer.
>>693402359
Europe, Slovenia. Downloaded it and it fails to find location. Breaks my heart. Had any luck with find any Pokemon?
>>693402297
Applefag here, I was able to get it at around 5pm.
>>693402363
This
If I bother getting it all I need is my Squirtle + Pidgey dream team
>>693402200
Dub dubs confirms
>>693401481
Thats Kripparian
>>693402363
>>693393202
Just caught a Jigglypuff and my game froze -_-
Dont know if she'll come through, but name her anons.
How the fuck do I use incense?
>>693400211
I caught a magicarp in a detention cell, and there were tentacools in another cell nearby
>Install Pokémon GO
>Have to walk around
>Catch Squirtle in my brother's room.
>Go back to my room.
>>693403136
Miley Cyrus
was working now I get this
>>693403320
Close, but Molly Cyrus because of the really funny song by Stitches
Dubs or 7 names my ratatta
>>693403630
dickledorf
>>693403747
that was quick
>>693403518
i need a jiggly puff just to name it triggly puff
I'm the one who doesnt name his pokemons?
Even if I know the name of a dog, I'll call it dog.
>>693403879
idk man it felt right
>>693403747
All right, forever will he be known as the mighty dickledorf
>>693404022
Just open the app every five minutes or so sometimes they'll just show up
>>693404080
It just doesn't feel right not naming them.
I guess it feels more like the real thing if they have names.
>>693393924
Kek has reached maximum topness
Okay, now dubs or 4 names my brand new pidgey
Also, post locations
>>693404439
Lady
>>693402363
could you be anymore basic
>>693404439
dongmaster
>>693404439
Dumbfuck
0 or dubs names my meowth
>>693404834
It's extra small
Name it little pussy
>>693404834
Puss
>>693404834
meme
>>693404624
Damn again with the first post
>>693404834
04629462937472
>>693405054
Sorry buddy
That's what I name the Pidgeys in my nuzlockes, so it's in memory of them.
>>693404834
Cats Are Dumb
>>693404711
hmm what do i want to help me battle the beasts of this world, a cute turtle, a houseplant, or a baby goddam dragon?
Just downloaded the app. A few questions:
Is the map supposed to be the map of where I am actually located? Surroundings look vaguely similar, but clearly wrong.
How far do I have to walk to catch Pokemon? Around the house? Blocks? Miles? What scale have you guys traveled?
Can you battle other trainers? How?
How do I level up my Pokemon? Go to wild grass and fight things?
Besides the gyms being in elementary schools, any guidelines of X is typically in Y locations?
>mfw never played any type of Pokémon
>mfw I am an early 90s baby
About to walk across town to the gym. Just hit level 5, currently 12:49am for me. Town has a lot of niggers that walk around at night. Hopefully I'll get there in one piece.
>>693404834
pupper
Fucking frustration screen
Did they seriously not expect a shit ton of people on the first day?
>>693405140
Wow that's actually kinda cool then, once servers are up I'll name it lady
servers down,
Can you get on android. I only find bootleg or Pokemon go guides
>>693405466
clean the cum out of your eyes
>>693405275
Yes
Anywhere
Gyms. AI controller pokemon however
Stardust and candy
No
>>693405466
What version?
>>693393202
Anyone else??
>>693405370
Win....but servers are down.
>>693405409
Thank you anon I appreciate that
>>693404834
doggo
This dodrio cost an arm and a leg
>>693405770
Cheeky bastard
So to get ahead in this game, shouldn't I just get in my car, drive around, catch shit, go battle at the gym, etc? Any advice to get ahead fast?
Dubs names my autistic rat
>>693405304
Goddamn it. Was just about to leave and the servers went to shit.
>>693395519
There are no frogs in gen1
>>693405894
Autistic rat
Got it late in the day so no adventures looking forward to tomorrow though
>>693405894
Alexander.
It looks regal.
>>693395777
>lucky charms
>777
Holy shit
>>693404439
Nigger-Chan
>>693405595
YUPP
>MFW this shitty game doesn't even work on day 1
>>693394407
I can't even make a name- it just won't let me.
>>693404439
Nigoro-Chan
>>693396357
Best starter in the original as he was effective against the first two gym leaders and rock type Pokemon in mt moon
>>693405595
Same here.
I literally just used an incense, too. Really hoping it doesn't consume it.
>>693404439
Papa Franku
>>693406138
Cause everyone is blowing up the servers. They were not ready kek
>>693406109
So sad. Because this game is my life now.
>>693405894
diddlemaster
>>693405275
>Is the map supposed to be the map of where I'm actually located?
Yeah, your location on the map is where you're supposed to be located according to Pokemon GO, but hey sometimes it's wrong.
>How far do I have to walk to catch a Pokemon?
It depends, really. Sometimes you'll just randomly find them but with an incense they come right up to you. I think you've got to be within ~20ft of the Pokemon.
>Can you battle other trainers?
Not yet, but the most you can do is claim and battle against gyms
>How do I level up my Pokemon?
When you catch multiples of the same Pokemon you can transfer them to Professor Willow (which is the equivalent of releasing them) and you'll get a candy based on the type of Pokemon it is. This and Stardust (obtained by catching Pokemon) can level up your current Pokemon. I think gyms help out too.
>Besides the gyms being in elementary schools, any guidelines of X is typically in Y locations?
No clue. Probably just important locations.
>>693406256
More like pussy faggot starter. Charmander all day everyday cunt
I grabbed Squirtle as my starter and there is nothing within a fucking mile of here. Weird, I don't live in the middle of nowhere - this is a damn college town.
Guess I just wasted a fucking dollar for 15 of the minutes of incense usage to get pissed away while the server was down.
definitely ran a red light trying to find Pokemon driving around. sort of confused on what certain things are. apparently there's stuff at "landmarks". it said there were 2 things at these ponds near my house. drove over there and didn't see Pokemon. drove to a different park where it said there was something near the sign. coincidentally, there was a parked car still running with all of the doors open. maybe people were out looking for Pokemon like me? maybe somebody is really just dead. who knows. the server is down now but I want to try this shit out when I drive into work tomorrow.
I found a quirtle in wow
>>693406462
Not the anon you responded to, but it's a matter of preference.
Venusaur has the benefit of being a massive tank, it's nice to have around.
I always choose Bulbasaur with gen 1.
>>693406462
Lame. Every kid thinks the dragon is coolest.
>>693404834
cathe
>>693405894
Roll
>>693405304
good luck on your journey
Servers experiencing issues. Fuck me. I wanna see if anything sneaked into my house.
>>693406165
That happened to me. Restarting the app led me to a servers are down error.
>>693405770
HAH!
>>693405770
good shit dude.
good shit.
Pokemon: Global Offensive
>>693393202
I got a snorlax
streamboobs.com
So what's everyone fapping to while waiting for the servers to come back up?
>>693406674
Maybe cause it is a dragon and not a plant? Squirtle is an honorable mention
>>693406780
I had the naming issue, then it wouldn't locate my GPS signal, then servers blew up. I had a whole 3 minutes worth of fun.
>>693406674
Because it is, objectively speaking. Goddam hipster trash "oh my pokemon is so cool cause he's lame" get outta here with that shit
>>693406008
the poliwag whirl wrath seem to be pre-frog.
>>693393202
You actually have to leave your house you fat piece of shit
>>693407004
I already fapped. Then I checked it. So now what?
>>693399124
that chick youre talking to is fugly as fuck
Someone name my Eevee I got while shopping today. I had to run around the bread isle to get it. I probably looked like a retard.
>>693399219
GO OUTSIDE AND WALK SOMEWHERE YOU FAT FUCK
eery time i start game "gps signal not found"
wtf moot
>>693407379
Lana Rain
>>693407379
Rye
It's only appropriate for a bread Eevee
>>693407379
You prob did, so name it bazooka
>>693407045
venusaur isn't a plant, he's a fucking dinosaur
>>693407233
Fap to pokemon?
>>693407379
it must be named "wheatie"
>>693407088
>objectively
This doesn't mean what you seem to think it means
>>693406503
Chico
>>693393332
"Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight"
>>693407635
I like this one, but I can't rename it because I can't connect to the server
RIP
>>693408140
Server is down for me as well
>>693408140
You can later if you'd like. Glad you like it.
I'm kinda scared that all the current Pokemon will be lost for some reason :c
Ugh why did the get shit servers they knew that it would be fucking loaded
http://www.cartelpress.com/teen-playing-pokemon-go-stabbed-mugged-iphone/
>>693407794
Lol'd
servers are down for me too
>>693393202
It could give you this
Bulbasaur was raiding my liquor cabinet. Wish I would have screencapped it.
I just let him do his thing and grabbed Squirtle instead.
But for now we wait. Funny, I didn't know Nexon was hosting this game.
>>693407722
He is a cocksleeve.
>>693408492
I wish I knew I could have gotten Bulbasaur instead :/
Cause I don't want this Charmander.
>>693408648
You can still find the other starters
It had me going to the most ghetto section 8 housing in the world so I instantly unistalled. They killed three people in one week there the Pokemon near my house sucked. Having people actually visit places like this is a huge liability.
>>693408369
Fucking niggers. They probably play digimon
>>693401348
This world is an illusion, exile.
>>693408369
It's satire
>>693408703
I hope so, cause I love me some bulbasaur.
>>693408721
Than carry a firearm
>>693408767
<3
I love you
>>693393202
Started late but what I got so far
>>693393618
You're just lucky as fuck. I walked around my town for a few hours and the best thing I got was a 124 CP pidgeotto.
>>693408510
LLB?
>>693408868
This. Pretty obvious when they said the kid didn't notice he was being stabbed
>>693396021
Just uh.. curious. Where are located near? That map looks STUNNINGLY close to mine. AS well as the pokemon.
>>693406503
THE ONLY FUCKING POKES POTS NEAR ME ARE RANDOM CHURCHES THAT ARE 20 MINSK AWAY FUCKING FUCK FUCK
>>693408916
Yeah because one person vs 50 others that are in a gang that all have weapons is still safe.
>>693393202
>pick squirtle
>check the app while a couple streets over from my house
>wild squirtle
are you fucking kidding me?
>>693396021
What Pokemon is that? The top right one...
the game has me located at my house but im at work lol.
>>693409311
Trade?
>>693409259
You clearly are not fucking pokemon master material with that faggot attitude.
>>693408868
>>693409062
No shit it's satire, but it's amusing and related to Pokemon Go so I posted it.
>>693409326
You serious? That's Ghastly. Quintessential ghost-type.
>>693409326
Its ghastly
>>693408916
>"Yo lil nigga what the fuck you doin?"
>"I-i-i just wanted to catch pokemon..."
>"What the fuck is a pokemon? Gimme your shit now lil bitch"
>"I-i have a gun! Stay back! Please!"
>"The fuck you do, now give me your shit before I shoot your ass"
>"Y-you too"
Wow this seemed a lot better in my head
>>693409422
people can trade already?
Or you could be fucking smart and not go to niggertown.
>>693409455
>>693409441
Oh Fuck your right....I'm used to seeing it rounder
>>693409591
Ok, dont be a beta studdering weedle only carrying bitch.
>>693409676
I haven't a clue, but if yes, I'd like a squirtle.
I got a ponyta
>>693409842
i dont think multiplayer is up yet man, sorry
If your still here pidgey anon, she's been named
>>693393202
New thread?
This is very friendly and should continue
>>693410031
Oh <3
Thank you my friend, that is lovely to see.
>>693410012
Damn...you think it'll be up soon or ever?
I mean, how would we get things like machamp and gengar
>>693393202
Could be worse, I'm surrounded by caterpie and other shitty ones.
>>693409311
Catch it, the more you have the quicker you get to wartortle
>>693410132
i have absolutely no idea man. my pokedex only shows up to 135 possible pokemon available right now too. im sure they'll be adding things in constant patches, multiplayer included.
>>693409709
Countdown had the most op Pokemon ever it's like they said hey it's dangerous so let's put legendary and iconic Pokemon there. It's a huge apartment complex that stinks of roach spary that even ups and pizza delivery want go.
>>693410179
well of course i caught it but shit man, i wouldve picked charmander.
>>693410324
Yea, your probably right. Well Fuck...
