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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Best claimed.
>>693313937
Great first claim
>>693313387
Yes, on macaroni and cheese.
Deep Fried obviously
>>693313619
INSATIABLE
>>693313845
Early baked...early like the morning...wake and bake
Chill
Best type moon claimed.
>>693312637
They are. My fault for accepting the invitation late.
Would 'Mikan Ultimate Despair' work? Could go with that, or the standard "best Waifu".
>>693312194
Hardly.
>>693313646
Oh nice. Anything I can do to make you not bored?
>roll
>Chino claimed
>>693313649
Yeah theyre all negated. But it gives her enough time to run away into cover like the pussy she is. I guess its different since I play console
>Ill be able to afford a good PC one day
>>693314203
>1.92MB
Do you have hd Wallpapers of her, too?
>>693314144
No
I baked it one pic before image limit and posted on image limit
Therefore it was posted when the limited was reached
>>693314345
Of course, I have probably around a hundred pictures too big for 4chan.
>>693314124
Ruri
>>693314144
knees
>>693314203
Best eyes
>>693314289
best baker
>>693314005
!
>>693314045
Fluffy.
>>693314203
Wonderfulness.
>>693314289
Yuri.
>>693314403
Mhm...I believe you
>>693314289
Teach me your ways
I shall be your apprentice
>>693314539
Breast friend.
>>693314448
Godspeed
>100
I expected more tbh
>>693314583
Is that sarcasm?
I just bought my friend cigarettes for his birthday
I feel ashamed but that's what he likes now
:(
>>693314703
I may have some more in my scans folder but usually don't try to post with them so don't know
No one linked new thread.
>>693313619
I find aiming for where I think someone will move when I fire. It's a chance to get a direct hit, but at least splash damage is a thing with Pharah. You'll hopefully pick it up the more you play, that's how I did it. Yeah, Zarya has some issues it seems.
>>693313649
Indeed, I hate it. It's like a get out of jail card
>>693314891
/blog/
>>693314511
And toes?
>>693314778
No, why ever would I do such a thing?
>>693314617
Those bubbles are getting bigger
>>693314936
Oh i see. Thanks dude I'll try that out when i play
Boss just called. I gotta head back, they need me. I'll see you all later
>>693314936
>>693313845
The thread was linked
>>693314617
Booby Brother, how are you?
>>693315022
Head shoulder knees and toes, knees and toes.
>>693314511
Best hair
>>693314539
Excellence.
How are you two?
>>693315133
Oh some how I missed that, or that post didn't show up. Both are possible since I'm using 4chanx
>>693315112
Bye!
>>693313764
I'm still here. Hello
>>693315087
They are.
>>693315151
Alright, you?
>>693315168
Everybody!
EYES AND EARS AND MOUTH AND NOSE
>>693314267
you help just by being here :v)
roll
>>693314891
y
roll
Does anybody play Monopoly by the fucking rules?
You don't get 500 dollars (or anything in the fucking middle) for rolling snake eyes or landing on free parking you fucking socialist.
you can't make houses out of legos, if somebody buys the houses out before you then nigger nigger chicken dinner.
If you land on a house and don't buy it you HAVE to auction it off, because fuck you that's why.
AND NO, PLAYING BY THE FUCKING RULES IS NOT CHEATING YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS.
Tenryuu claimed
>to drive an Io Hawk in Germany you need a car driving lincense, you have to insure it and it needs it's own license plate
Germany is a great country. No more edgy kids having that thing.
>>693315632
I do, makes it much more enjoyable and cuts game length by 90%.
>>693315669
Was ist ein io Hawk?
>>693315632
Why plays Monopoly?
>>693315832
>B-but giving everybody 500 dollars randomly makes the game go faster...
>>693315952
Good question.
>claiming yume
>>693314289
>>693314448
>>693315112
>>693315832
I like these legs
QOTT: If you would have to choose a boatwaifu which one would you choose?
If you already have a boatwaifu which would be your boatwaifu if it weren't your current?
Kashima
>>693316099
Zuihou
>>693315769
Oh, okay
>>693316099
>not choosing a train waifu instead of boats
What are you even doing
>>693316099
Iowa I guess
I only know the ones who Post here though
>>693314949
/waifu/*
>>693315626
My other friend got him beer, he's becoming a no life loser (like me) :(
sad roll
>>693316099
Kongou
>>693316223
I love that pic of mio and I am very glad that you deem it relevant every other post
Gotta clean my asshole, brb
>>693316422
/moreblog/
NEET life sweet life
>>693314511
Yuuko.
>>693314539
Heyo, Holsts.
>>693316099
I've never played KC, but I guess Shimakaze looks alright.
>>693316099
Prinz is cutest
>>693313764
;-;
when op claims ur waifu
>>693316482
Thanks. I have more, but I need to name them first.
House "Rules" my ass, it's fucking anarchy with people pulling made up rules out of their ass when ever it will benefit them.
The goal of monopoly is to play as little monopoly as possible.
>>693315339
I'm good, wish it wasn't so hot though.
>>693315430
Good, you doing anything?
>>693316612
Hello, how are you?
>>693316099
Maybe Murakumo but I don't have a single favourite, hard question that I never had to think about.
>Kashima
I thought you didn't like twin tails.
>>693316155
Top5 for sure.
>>693316427
Haruna > Kirishima > Kongou > Hiei
>>693316612
Speed slut.
>>693316685
She has some of the best fan art.
>>693316911
This, money has to go out, not get in and stay there.
*insert Blair is claimed*
>>693317310
>This, money has to go out, not get in and stay there.
Hillary's economic policy.
>>693316099
from the like 10 i have saw
prinz
>>693316422
:(
sad roll
>>693317309
Nothing in particular.
>>693317309
I feel you but luckily it was cool here, nice 63 F. Too bad it decided to rain just as I was out running.
Iam eating my first piece of cheese pizza right now, AMA.
Captain Ginyu of the Ginyu Force claimed.
>>693317853
I am not sure how you mean that
>Do you "like" it?
>>693317310
Kashima is hitting a similar spot as Mami
>breasts are too big
>short hair/twintails
>no thigh-high socks/tights
>no red hair
Still the ship I would choose
Posting this for Portugal.
>>693316099
The Freedomship.
>>693317640
Same.
>>693317651
Lucky, too bad about raining while you were running but I wish it would rain down here a little.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>693318022
Yes, I've eaten pizza before but I always took the cheese off of it.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>693316592
It's a sad life ;-;
>>693317631
What's your favorite type of beer and cigarette?
sad roll
>>693317947
>>693318240
Please just take a photo of some pizza and post it
>INB4 you can't
>>693318483
Have a sad cum.
>>693318046
>>693318552
I don't own a camera and I have been locked out of my phone for the last two years.
>claim
>>693318266
lil' smug
>>693317310
Homu always seems to get the best fan art.
Not fair.
>>693317309
I'm alright, there's not much going on right now. Slow day so far.
You're up to anything?
>>693318494
Nonsense, Ginyu is an excellent claim.
>>693318715
Hi :3
>>693314616
What ways anon?
>>693314539
Best cow.
>>693314511
Yuuko.
>>693318140
Pet.
>>693318207
Yup.
>>693318766
Nice, nah I'm not doing anything, probably gonna play some F.E.A.R. later though.
>>693319033
Best pure love.
>>693318046
strangler
>>693318140
Space balls
>>693318266
smug
>>693318864
Shit I mixed that up, that's for syndra
>Hi Chen :3
>>693318266
>smuglife
>>693319163
How are you liking the game?
The shotgun is so good.
>>693319165
I'll strangle your space balls
>>693318746
Lil ship
>>693319165
Gorgeous
>>693319295
Blair cat
>>693319412
That's fine
I wish to be a little girl
Mami claimed
>>693319520
>I wish to be a little girl
We all do Yuuko.
>>693318483
don't drink and don't smoke
roll
>>693318746
89 cent
![Syndra [171].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wqNZJAO.jpg "Syndra [171].jpg")
>>693319163
Touch
>>693319165
Bug
>>693319412
Do your homework first.
>>693319520
I knew it, You don't actually love Yukko, you just use her as an avatar for your own persona.
http://shamebell.com/
>>693319507
Indeed it is.
How's it going?
Life treating you well?
My internet is back again, so I'll be shitposting less now
>>693319520
So you wish to be me?
>>693319165
Yuuko.
>>693318766
I have to dig through a lot of terrible fan art too.
>pic related
>>693319384
2spooky.
I don't do good with horror games, I really like the gun battles but I need Fettle and Alma to fuck off for a while, I also really want to kill the fat guy, or watch Alma kill him.
>>693319520
>>693319684
Not me, I want to be the one male in a sea of little girl anons.
>>693319796
How are you?
>>693319647
Best magical girl
>>693319885
>less
We can only hope that by some stroke of luck this is true
>>693316099
>If you would have to choose a boatwaifu which one would you choose?
None.
>>693319163
Anything planned for later?
>>693319885
Will you at least shitpost now in high res and webms?
>>693316099
No idea.
>>693319952
Lets make that dream a reality
>>693319900
Anyone else here would be an improvement
>>693319883
I love her
>>693319647
Florida
>>693320101
>nickname
>>693320083
I love you
>>693320231
steak knife
>>693319885
Every post you make is a shitpost.
>>693320315
Yuuko
>>693320231
Das Bild ist verdammt komisch wenn man genauer hinschaut
>>693319884
It's treating me pretty well. Can't wait to bar back this Saturday! Life treating you good as well?
>>693320211
Just playing F.E.A.R. and working out, you?
>>693320315
I up for it, I'll take responsibility.
>>693319507
Smugalicious
>>693319710
Maid person
>>693320653
Probably nothing.
Claimed.
>>693319885
2 days longer than expected.
>>693320315
Heh don't say that, I don't know if you have too much problems IRL or something but you shouldn't have such low self-esteem, you're a wonderful person who brings a lot of positivity here.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>693319952
Drinking milk, playing wows, i guess im doing just fine.
How about you?
>>693320518
Ich weis auch nicht, was dieses schwarze Ding auf der rechten Seite sein soll.
>>693320404
That's why I love you, kukluxklan.
You know it's really easy impersonating someone using the archive.
only wolf waifu (well megane and boatwaifu are fine too)
>>693318715
Thanks sweetie!
>posting this even tho Kyouko does not want Portugal to win
>>693320928
yeah
so
>>693320928
Hey Tats, why do you want to strangle Yukko's balls?
>>693320647
It's going good, I've been feeling super relaxed lately, just been playing a bunch of games, messing around online, junk like that.
The only weird thing is that I'm going to sleep super late, like, 4 am late.
>>693320928
Can't impersonate thee who has no personality though
>>693320653
I know a great pre-school
Lets not have this done in the south where they have guns.
>>693320822
Great people can think the world of each other, but rarely see it in themselves.
>>693320928
Oh, there's the dude who left!
How's it going down there?
>shiro
>>693319520
Its no fun, trust me
>>693320759
Nice.
>>693320909
Also nice, I'm good, not really doing anything like usual.
>>693321133
>3DPD
>>693320920
Ich hab eigentlich von ihrem rechten Bein und dem Körper gesprochen...
>>693320742
Amat-zing ship
>>693321068
Sounds real chill dude. Playing OW I assume?
Gotta fix that circadian cycle dude
>>693320822
internet is faster than I've ever had in my life so I'm happy :o
>>693320920
You're one of the cutest waifus but dont let anyone know or theyll get jealous
>>693320928
cute waifu, bad anime :(
shino I love you
>>693320822
This was the first thing I thought of.
>>693320920
Hello Shiro.
>>693321395
Hello Shinoa
>>693321399
>You're one of the cutest waifus but dont let anyone know or theyll get jealous
>cute waifu, bad anime :(
NGNL triumphs again
>Season 2 when
>Book 7 translation when
>>693321395
It is chill, but I'm afraid I don't know what OW is, I don't think I've heard of it.
>>693321578
You are extremely lonely IRL and you mistake friendlessness for love.
Sad!
>>693321836
I have a girlfriend and a baby
>>693321809
I'll watch it someday :o
>>693321133
I wonder why, perhaps you compare your weak points with others and forget about your strengths.
>but hey you just admitted to be great
>>693321399
>mfw Portuguese internet is much better than American
>>693321618
I'm glad, VI is a great game and Dancing Mad is a genius composition.
>>693322139
I need google fiber :(
roll
>>693322124
Bullshit.
>>693322139
Also was calling great <3
>>693322301
Trigger warning.
>>693321713
Hello hitagi
What's up?
>>693321812
It's Overwatch. I'm sure you've heard of it
>>693322301
He doesn't have a Waifu. He has an avatar he shitposts with.
>>693322384
Teach me how to normie Yukko
>>693321298
Sie hat nunmal eine ausserordentlich lange Würbelsäule.
>>693321399
I'm afraid that people may find out on their own.
>>693321713
Hello sick!
How's it going tonight?
>>693322490
>>693322443
t.Tats
>>693322301
I want to name my baby chandelier :0
>>693322490
:(
![Syndra [146].png](https://i.imgur.com/fZZvzwm.png "Syndra [146].png")
>>693321898
Addict
>>693322124
>I have a girlfriend and a baby
I honestly can't even imagine what all is wrong with her to want that chode inside her, and how fucked up is the kid gonna be, jesus.
>>693322555
DOUBLE DUB TRIPS
>>693322485
Oh okay, don't know how I didn't piece it together. XP
Also no, I yet to have Overwatch, I've mainly been playing Titanfall and this 3ds game, Conception II.
>>693322555
>>693322777
SAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>693322555
I wouldn't know i'm afraid.
But i'd guess the first step would be to leave this site.
>>693322555
>>693322777
OH LORDY
>>693322721
it's called not being a weeb loser
>>693321395
Everything going great for ya?
>>693322202
Why don't you get it? Is it too expensive or the service does not cover the area you live in?
>>693322384
Oh, thanks. I don't want to disagree with you.
>>693322555
This guy is actually a normie, by the way.
He has a job, smokes weed with "friends", had a girlfriend.
Stuff like that.
Don't give him attention, he's just living the life, fucking cuck.
Your waifu is shit so is your life. Stay in debt.
>>693322861
Holy shit you're so alpha.
>>693322485
Nothing much, working.
How about you Shinoa?
>>693322566
Still the afternoon for me.
Going pretty good, I finished what I wanted to finish today.
So now I'm working on the cute piece.
>>693321013
>>693322950
>He has a job
Never had a job in my life.
>Smokes weed with friends
never done drugs before, no friends.
>had a girlfriend
yeah fuck no.
>Your waifu is shit
You clearly don't know who my waifu is.
>>693322790
Oh. I've only played the beta and love reinhardt
Never played titanfall or heard of that other game
>>693322876
Besides the cold? Yeah it is. Can't wait to see what bar back life is like this Saturday
>>693323225
At home all sick and shit because the cold. But I'm all good!
quad
>>693323324
>Falling for pasta
>>693322950
it's not in my area, i think its going to phoenix one day, i would legitimately move to phoenix just for fiber :o
>>693322970
thanks :3
>>693315832
And doing under the table negotiations; makes the game go wild
>>693316099
Hamakaze
Shy girl with big tits
Not attracted to those traits, but she makes it work
>>693317947
Ginyu daman
>>693318140
Hello there
>>693319412
Tats! Oh man, haven't seen you for a while; do you visit often?
>>693319507
Smugmy lass, hi :)
>>693319885
Noice
>purp midge claim
>>693323422
Oh wow he posted it twice so now its an epic fucking unforced fucking maymay copypasta how could I not know about it!
>>693323357
I'd hug you.. but with your cold..
EWWW
:^)
Hopefully it's gonna be an enjoyable first night for ya!
>>693323357
Thats a nice pic
Approximately 45 hours achieved of no sleep, three more hours then two days of no sleep completed.
Work is going to be amazing!
We're diamonds taking shape.
>>693323225
What cute piece?
>>693323619
Tenten, that you?
>>693323506
>just for fiber
Well you get virtually no ping and high-speed downloads, maybe it's a bad idea but not a terrible one.
>>693323517
The banker has the upper hand on this kind of things.
>>693323422
I would fall for your pasta.
>>693323357
Titanfall's pretty fun, ever since Titanfall 2 was announced the game's lobbies started picking up again.
And Conception II is way to complicated to explain, but basically there are monsters, and you need to date your classmates and make magical babies to help fight them.
... it's weird when I simplify it, but it's a fun game, has a few similarities to the Persona games.
>>693323905
Nö, ich drehe hier gerade meine Stricke
>>693324008
when your whole life is behind a computer it's a good idea
>>693323517
poppy
>>693323877
How's the hallucinations?
>>693324008
Do i have good Internet now?
>Tenryuu
>>693323905
I told an anon I'd make a cutesy piece and post it on here.
So I'm just brainstorming now.
I've decided to pick a random waifu from thread as the character I'm drawing.
>>693323357
>the cold
I wish it was cold here. It's 80+ and bright as fuck
I hate it.
>>693324156
Man sollte meinen du wärst effizienter
Und in der Zeitung wirst du damit auch nicht auftauchen...
>>693323517
Tristy! :)
>>693323635
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>
Hope your Saturday night is drunk and fun
>>693323827
Thank you!
>>693324013
Oh shit!
WAT
>>693324263
Mehr up als down? Was geht denn da, ist das von der Arbeit?
>>693324375
It's a nice 90° over here
>>693324405
Hahaha yeah its pretty weird, also the game is practically dripping with fanservice.
I really don't feel like explaining the entire plot here, so you'd be better off looking it up on Google or getting the demo if interested.
>>693323877
GO TO SLEEP
>>693324553
barry
>>693324375
I can nearly smell how good these legs would taste like
>>693324008
We establish that the Banker is like a reg in these deals, if not they'll always have the upper hand.
>>693324167
I miss Poppy and I don't even know why
>>693324405
How's it been? I'm changing sleep schedule so I can run in the morning since the heat is muy caliente
>>693324904
Kannst du eigentlich im Sommer das Haus verlassen ohne ne Anzeige zu bekommen oder bist du nur hier so?
>>693324189
Other than the black thing in the corner of my eye, no hallucinations as of far, yet.
I feel kinda normal, mental state a blur but functioning.
>>693324405
>mfw a sick smug touches me
My Saturday will be sober and hopefully still fun. Not drinking this month, gotta pay for a bunch of stuff
>>693323877
Grüß Gott, Volker, wie geht's?
>>693324156
Ich denke das kann ich glauben.
Wobei es doch möglich seien sollte, dass du in der Kaserne an ein paar bessere Werkzeuge kommen solltest, mit denen du das gleiche Endziel erreichen, zwischenzeitlich aber noch etwas kulturell entreichern könntest.
>>693324375
Can you draw legitimately good?
>>693324263
Are you fucking lacking attention? I know you're in your mid twenties and you're a fucking teen, but you are honestly attention whoring everyday I see your ass.
And by the way, your internet is inferior, so I don't know what are you trying to prove.
>>693324972
arent you 2 sisters? :O
>>693325074
Ah well, hope you'll pull it off and don't pass out in a weird place
>Amatsu
Late claim
>>693324903
harro
>>693325067
Ja kann ich.
Tue ich aber meist eh nicht.
Und nein das ist nur hier so schlimm sonst weiß ich mich in menschliche Kultur einzubinden ohne aufzufallen.
>>693324558
Oh you have a cold, I misread.
>>693324904
Is that so Yume? Come and get them.
>>693325136
I'd hope so, it's what I do to make a living.
