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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
filthy early bake
claimed
Did I hear early bake?
>>693291242
didn't you get banned? :o
Get your grimy hands away laddies, she be mine!
>>693290833
Still here, just working so I'll be a little slow.
>>693291242
Reported.
>>693291147
I doubt that Karen would turn his back on /waifu/. Besides, he was still hyped on getting the Kinmoza squad together.
>I got off of my mobile and switched to PC while this thread was being made.
>>693291642
O shit.
>>693291395
Maybe.
I claim rias boys
>>693291688
Reported again, avoiding bans, avatarfagging, using tripcodes on /b/ and being elitist on top of that.
>>693291392
yes
you did indeed
>>693291688
hmm?
>>693291865
you can have her shes a sloot
Was it one of the Asuka's who were from Jordan? Can't recall.
Also, claiming and all that.
>>693291680
Speaking of the squad wehre is aya
>claiming yume
Now that's over with, who wants to go burn down a few churches and plunder coastal cities?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFYVcz7h3o0
>>693292695
Hahha I used to be a strip club dj for like 3 years and i would jam amon amarth on a regular basis.
>>693292507
Aya posts later in the day, IIRC. Ask one of the others, I normally lurk during the day.
>tfw I have a waifu I want to claim.
>can't do so due to lack of pictures.
>and I want it to be a surprise for one of the other waifu posters.
>>693292801
My man, so how about that plunder & thunder?
>>693293037
*normally lurk at random times during the day.
>I type faster than I think and it irritates me sometimes.
>>693292533
(You)me
>>693293037
JUST DO IT
Claiming to resume my life in the satisfaction that I have a special place in hell waiting for me.
>>693293118
Is that a new album or some shit? i havent jammed them in years.
I know i dig that one song where he keeps going
I AM
A WOLF IN HUMAN SHAPE
I'm still here and still lurking
Available for conversation
>>693293613
Twilight of the Thunder God?
That'd be 2008
But they released a new album titled Jomsviking this year.
>>693293338
Sachii
>>693293338
Then let me transfer the pics from my phone to my computer first.
>I normally save pictures to my phone.
>And the transfers can sometimes be slow.
>But that's only when I transfer 500+ pics at a time.
Claimed
It is way too hot outside. Perfect weather for a day at the pool
Post pictures of your waifu in bikini
Going to catch some sleep. Later waifu.
>>693294915
must be nice living in a country that actually has good weather
>>693294932
cya shizuru
>>693294932
Sleep well Shizu
>rattle
>>693294915
Got nothing dog
>>693294915
>>693295127
>>693295207
>Rattle
Keep your hands off Shiina you mouthbreathing fuckwits.
>>693295581
See ya.
>>693294915
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>693295127
It's okay
Middle of summer usually means rain but today it's way too hot. Like 27 °C
>>693295291
>>693296077
nice
>>693296466
OH la la
shino likey
>>693291424
Why's Peridoodle in a toilet?
>>693296466
That pic seems to have high dub rates.
>>693296466
>27°
>Too hot
Akikikikokokoko pls
>Falling asleep is hard
why is it saying i was banned
>>693297137
Because you were banned retard.
>>693296589
Who doesn't?
>>693296712
It sure does
>>693296886
27 is like the hottest it gets man
>>693297298
well i just posted RETARD so yeah.
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
>>693297767
It's 26º here and I will say it's the freshest day we had in 2 weeks.
shino jam session
get on my level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NeWchZ6d_c
>>693297970
This is why I don't live in the south
>>693293769
Available for some league later on? Possibly with Saber too
Tristana claimed
>>693297958
Eye heard that
>>693297767
>It's like, 9:30 AM
>It's already 27° right now
I predict over 30° today.
>>693297970
>>693299024
Not even 25°C outside today
What a great day
Hi.
I do really need to stop accepting invites to places without internet.
My head is aching like hell. Don't just mix alcohol without any kind of sense
>>693299024
1:37 PM 35°
>Just another normal day in Brazil
>Winter
>Hamakaze claimed
So nice to be out of the heat and back home
>>693300590
>top tier boatwaifu
Best type moon claimed.
>>693297970
Fresh 17º up here in scandinavia.
>>693299671
30° is kinda comfy though. So long as there's a breeze anyways.
>>693299729
SoCal is kinda like that on days. Ain't the equator life just grand?
>>693301769
At least ya don't have humidity to bother ya (I'm considering that SoCal is South California)
Humidity levels are too high for living beings exist
Is this SOA 2 worth the watch?
My nephew is here for 3 weeks were having a anime/manga/vidya binge.
Were watching AKima, The Future Diary, and we've watched 1 episode of SOA2.
Im trying to find something else cool to watch.
Ohayo
>>693293986
I'm aware I'm replying to myself, but,
>I won't be back until tomorrow. There's a convention where I live that starts on Friday and I've been out of town for almost a week visiting some relatives in Minnesota. It'll be a 12-hour drive back and I still need to freshen up before I leave here in an hour or so.
Shino, Shizuru, or Sachii, (or someone who is reliable for screencapping) would it be too much to ask if I had one of you three screenshot this and repost it a day from now? I don't think I'll be able to lurk when I stop for gas and I still want to claim my waifu before someone else does.
>I'd rather not claim my waifu right now due to current time constraints, and I still want it to be a surprise to another waifu poster like I previously mentioned.
>>693302481
>>693302506
Fucking cringelords
>>693303014
Dude minnesota where u from? i live in madison wisconsin!@
>>693302506
Hey Muugs, it's been a while
>>693303205
Kansas, sadly. I was actually raised in Minnesota up until my 5th grade year if that makes you any happier.
>>693303183
At least my husbando does have chimechos duct taped to his head and half of a bowl cut for a hair style
>fite me nerd
>>693303428
Yo, it has. Ive been playing more league and i got into jojos
>>693302211
True. Although one would assume being right next to the ocean, it'd be more humid...
>>693303183
Fight me, I'll easily beat you as the best hero
>>693303722
ah snap. Kansas :C I used to live in st.paul for awhile and in south minneapolis
>>693304010
sup fam
Teen Yotsuba claimed
This girl slaps your waifu's ass.
What do?
>>693304164
Hey Karen :0
>>693304233
Why not the loli?
>>693304506
She must have a lot of hands :O
sachi roll
>>693303853
Frigging neato kiddo
Who do you play as?
>>693304010
'Ello Kona
>>693296253
Syndra how goes it?
>>693304929
Glad to see you back cutie :3
How have you been?
sachi roll
>>693301055
That's the perfect weather, too bad winter is probably way too cold there.
I loved the second ep of KnK, the plot was well built and creative with a good amount of confusion, but each detail got clear at the right time. I wonder if a rewatch can be as enjoyable as watching it for the first time since part of what kept it interesting was wondering about things.
The ending was great, Kokutou went from a suicidal blind love fool into a genius love fool in the hospital scene.
>>693302401
Watch all the waifus' anime
roll
>>693303853
>At least my husbando does have chimechos duct taped to his head and half of a bowl cut for a hair style
Jealous
>fite me nerd
What are you gonna do? Heal me to death?
>>693304129
>implying you can play Genji
>>693304506
Squirt water on him
>>693304164
My relatives live in Fergus Falls, and they own a couple of houses on a lake a half hour from there. I visit them at least twice a year, once during the summer, and again during the winter.
>>693305750
My genji skills are over 9000 now.
>>693305750
>implying I meant Genji
>>693301055
Them
>>693302481
Faggot
>>693302506
Mugen
>>693305253
Homura
>>693305253
The rewatch is good too since you're then looking for all the tiny hints you missed the first time around or just seeing how they fit it.
Glad you think that way too though, that's why I always recommend watching it in release order and not chronolical order like some plebs recommend.
>>693302401
Watch Sword of the stranger with him.
>>693304929
A bunch of random stuff top lane. The most played lately are Zac and J4. Been doing a lot of carrying on the zac
>>693305750
Ill pistol whip you back to lvl 23, you arent ready for this
>>693305944
Heal squad
>>693305875
Elaborate
How long have you been playing Genji?
>>693305927
>implying Genji isn't the best hero
ITT: Post pics of your waifu where the creator messed up her proportions
>
>>693306379
It was on purpose though
>>693305944
Fight me
>>693306348
>implying that Pharah isn't one of the best if played correctly
>>693305944 (legs)
>>693306186
>>693305169
I've been well, might play some Dark Souls in a little
>>693306186
Yukko!!!
>>693306307
Zac is very tenacious; let's get a game soon so you can see the ganks I receive
>>693306348
Um i play everyone but lately ive been rocking genji and harassing everyone on the enemy team. Slipping into their lines and in and out of combat. Distrupting their assaults basically. Taking out key players. Namely mercy lucio or anyone who has projectiles as weps.
>>693306702
Convict kyouko
>>693306857
Tris !!!
Sup people? Just another normal day here
>>693290833
>>693306857
That sounds fun :o
I got internet and lost it again as usual :p
I got a pasta though so that's cool ^-^
roll
>>693307291
>>>/out/
>>693290833
fuck off with your 5 people circlejerk you ignorant faggot
Shiro claimed.
>>693306379
Ahoy, Yume! Wie geht's an diesem sch...önen Tag?
>>693306584
I do like these proportions though.
>>693306379
No.
>>693306067
Sounds good, some of the clues were so obvious that I didn't even want to trust in them.
>chronological order
I think watching this kind of shows by the chronological order is a disrespect to the writer of the story, it takes a lot of brainpower to build a good plot where you go from one point to the past and barely know what's going on.
>>693307328
What's that pasta hmmm?
>>693307261
Nichijou
>>693307589
Sehr gut und bei dir?
>>693307627
Why not?
>>693306607
yes
>>693307144
That's a good start
And are you still getting instakilled whenever you pull your 1000-folded katana?
>>693307589
They're alright
>>693307378
>>693307589
squid girl
>>693307638
It's in the thread I believe
It's a shame I missed its debut ;-;
roll
>>693307950
No im way better at it. I Just make sure i have my dash on Cd and mY deflect and i pretty much rape with it. I didnt understand how much range it had on it either. It actually reaches pretty far.
>>693307589 (You) (You)
>>693308133
I gotta hand it to yah
But keep an eye out for my puns
>>693307638
league of legends
Kyouko, can i bake next thread?
>まこ
>>693307729
>>693307589
>I do like these proportions though.
Flat chests are superior.
>>693307950
Don't do this
>>693308546
give this man a medal
OG mio is present
>>693307729
Irgendwie stressig, aber ab nächster Woche wirds besser.
>>693307950
Are you kidding? They are glorious!
I have no idea how she got that shirt on.
>>693308245
Corn Dog!
>>693308338
No, (You)!
>>693308546
Speaking of flat chests:
>homuroru
>>693308852
Was it you I promised to ship corndogs to? :O
roll
>>693309044
It wasn't me. I have never eaten one nor do I plan to do so in the future.
>shiro
>>693308732
I know where this is from
>>693308852
Na dann wirds ja was
Willste nicht noch ein bissel über mich und mein Gehalt herziehen?
>>693309264
>dein Gehalt
Wie viel zahlt man denn für ne Wohnung bei dir (kein Ghetto, kein Penthouse)?
Tenryuu claimed
>typed in "Exploding Alligator" in YouTube
>"SKIN A WATERMELON party trick"
Thanks YouTube for providing me with the most relevant content.
>>693309264
Ich verdiene mehr
>>693309215
I think it was because after you said that I had the urge to! :O
>>693309470
It's still a good party trick :l
>>693308595
Phara a shit
>>693308852
She really is a beauty
In the anime she admits using tricks to make her bust look bigger than it is
Flat Chest is delicious
>>693308732
mio
>>693309470
Good day, Führer.
How're you?
>also I joined the ts
>get this plebeian guest shit off of me
>>693309662
It's a good skill to have in general
>>693308501
I don't remember but isn't nichijou English for normal day?
>>693309724
She is not, she's great. 71 eliminations in one game with her
mandatory uta claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcsY5AJhPHY
anyone else want chocolate rn?
>>693290833
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
Stealing always was stupid faggotry.
>>693309899
My Ordinary Life is how it is known in english
>>693309470
Greetings tenten
>YouTube
>providing relevant content
Why do you have expectations?
>>693309988
You literally only need 1 damage on them for it to count as an elimination. You did a lot of splash damage, congrats
>>693309264
Ach, das lohnt kaum, du kannst dir ja keine Antworten leisten.
>>693309662
Well, I guess I'm lucky then that you don't know my address.
>>693309470
Warum sollte man das tun wollen?
Dann hat mein einen klebrigen Klumpen, den man nirgends ablegen kann.
>>693309724
So she's also resourceful!
Great girl, I should really watch the show.
>>693310436
>akiko getting Butthurt because tracer is best girl
>Chino claimed
Good afternoon, /waifu/
Hows everyone doing?
>>693309462
Atm nix
Wohnungssuche starte ich ab 3. Monat
>>693309470
Verdienen tust du nix.
Du erhälst Bezahlung für deine Arbeit aber verdient ist das nicht.
>>693310532
Kek'd
>>693310436
Nah, I did mostly solo kills. If I hit someone it's at least 55+. Even so with a few splash damage that's a lot of kills. You just can't comprehend my skill with her
>>693310566
hey cutie
>>693310532
Would you ever want deep fried butter? :0
>>693310566
roll v_v
>>693309811
>How're you?
Trying not to kill myself...the usual stuff
>get this plebeian guest shit off of me
Then provide me with a decent oppic that i can downscale so that noone can't really see it
>>693310436
>Why do you have expectations?
I expect to find some more dank SS shit so i can laugh
>>693310532
Naja, das ist unnütz. Lieber zeige ich wie man mit ein wenig umkrempeln einer Chipstüte etwas nützliches machen kann. Oder mach einen Galgenknoten als schöne Partydeko.
>>693310614
Naja, dann nehmen wir mal das geblümte Wort "Sold" dafür
>>693310657
Hello!
>Sachi?
>>693310861
who is this?
>>693310566
Chino
>>693309470
Tenten
>Claiming Armstrong <3 <3 <3
>>693310954
Yuuko
>whats up?
>>693311013
cute
>>693310920
yeah forgot pic :o
how are you?
roll
>>693310861
roll
>>693310895
>umkrempeln einer Chipstüte etwas nützliches machen kann.
Was kann man denn damit anstellen?
>>693311051
Meat was a better character than inaba
>>693310920
You recognize sachi v_v
>>693311198
roll :o
I'm gonna bake next thread, okay?
>>693291424
you clod!
>>693310532
She's super cute but also devious and pretty clumsy. The show is definitely worth a watch. It's only 12 episodes unfortunately
>>693310621
Yeah yeah I've seen your Phara
They're gonna nerf her soon just because of you
>>693310566
Good day Chino
I'm doing great
>>693310895
Guten Täg or however you type it
>>693311394
>>693291424
>>>/trash/
You're welcome
>>693311394
Anarcho-Capatalism would just result in a totalitarian dictatorship.
>>693311198
Oh okay. I'm doing pretty good. You?
>one off from dubs trips dubs
>rip
>roll
>>693311382
I dont recognize you. You arent avatarfagging so how am i supposed to know
>and sachi always greets me with "hey cutie"
>>693311511
Hello Akiko.
>nice dubs
Glad to hear that
>>693311394
>>693311579
Will it have a full size picture?
>>693311114
Just another great day.
I see you're doing pretty good.
>yuuko
>>693310895
>.the usual stuff
Indeed, could very much say the same, Führer.
>a decent oppic
Will this be adequate, Führer?
I hear you don't have anymore room for Admins. A shame, that.
>>693311511
If they dare touch her I'll stab Blizzard. If anything 76 needs less accuracy or less damage
Dio should come by some time soon
>>693311793
I always use v_v and roll for you
roll
>>693311857
Most likely
>>693311793
im alright
>its konata :o
roll
>>693311382
roll :o
>>693311957
discount azusa
>>693311956
Wow ballsy thing for you to say
>>693311860
Nice
I am indeed. You doing anything today or just relaxing?
>>693311957
Pharah doesnt need nerfing. If anything I think Zarya does.
>>693312066
And i still dont know who you are
>>693312147
Nice. You doing anything today or just relaxing?
>oh
>roll
>>693310861
I certainly would not.
>>693310895
Ich habe neulich erst aus einem abgerissenen Schnürsenkel eine Schlinge gelegt, gibt jetzt einen echt feschen Schlüsselring ab.
Das jahrelange Knoten im dunklen Keller mit noch dunkleren Gedanken hat sich endlich ausgezahlt!
>>693311793
How is your day going?
>>693311957
More spread or damage fall off at long range maybe
He can snipe like widow with single shots over long distances
>>693312147
Discount Nani Sore
>>693312234
Zarya is fine
She's only strong if your team is bad
In all seriousness if any character should be nerfed, it's Lucio
>>693311224
Naja, wenn der Inhalt noch drinne ist brauch man nicht mehr Tief in die Tüte greifen, da die Tüte zur Schale wird.
>>693311956
Great, now i need a term for the group.
Mikan [Choose here] waifu
>I hear you don't have anymore room for Admins. A shame, that.
Rules are rules.
>>693312435
Aww yeah...war deswegen auch immer der beste in Knotenkunde.
>>693312234
Glorious!
>>693312234
I'm actually pretty bored right now.
Help
>>693312234
Yeah I kinda agree. I think a problem with her is how long her beam is. I play a lot of Pharah, and it's hard to get away when her beam can easily hit me when I'm up above.
>>693312444
Yeah that might be good. His healing I think needs to be slower as well, when playing 76 I could take so much damage but not die because of the heal he has
>>693312786
board games
>>693312444
Pretty good! Nothing special happened.
>Nice trips
>Zarya is fine
I kinda disagree. Zenyatta's discord orb is negated after the bubble comes up. I dont think its really fair
>It's Lucio
Why? He's fine
>>693312656
That is a fantastic moustache, Shiro
>>693312786
Oh....I dont think I can really do anything but I'll try and keep you occupied here
>>693312806
Im learning Pharah. Her beam is pretty long, I agree.
Sakura claimed
>>683312000
>>693312831
Monopoly was supposed to be boring on purpose, It was created by a socialist to make people hate capitalism and once a player established a monopoly the others could hold a vote to over throw them and distribute the land equally.
I HUNGER
>>693313324
For cheetos?
>>693312958
I find Pharah to be a lot of fun. I started out really bad as her, but I picked up how to play her after a few hours. Yeah, that beam can hit me easily so when fully charged I'm dead.
>>693312444
Nice digits
>>693313324
go make some food then
>>693313446
She is really fun. I'm trying to learn timing shots so theyre direct hits. I keep missing my shots. Her beam should be a CQB type weapon. Not mid-ranged
>>693312234
just relaxing, pretty bored
>>693312444
discount apple
chino/konata roll :o
>>693312806
His heal is pretty stupid
It heals faster than a winston can damage you, faster than a Mercy and it's AoE
>>693312958
Not just discord orb
Roadhog hook, Mei freeze and Mcree stun are all negated. This is fine because it's the only thing in the game that can do this, not counting Reinhardt shield which blocks everything directionally. Otherwise those things would have no counter
>>693313324
African
>>693313764
>>693312637
They are. My fault for accepting the invitation late.
Would 'Mikan Ultimate Despair' work?
>>693312194
Hardly.
>>693313871
wrong
>>693313978
It really is not.
>>693313389
It was created by a Georgist.
