/b/ what the fuck are there I found in the cupboard over my stove
looks like mouse eggs.
>>693287385
They're wasp nests
>>693287515
I lol'd
>>693287385
Mud dauber wasp nest.
>>693287385
heat them with a blow dryer and prepare to be amazed
>>693287515
more like ant gum collections
>>693287385
Wasps nests, poke with broom with time stamp
>>693287385
it's wasp nest.
Bump
>>693287666
Satanic trips live up to the diabolical advice
Looks like wasps to me.
>>693287666
Listen to Satan.
severed penises?
>>693287666
But... they don't look like ANY of the pictures that come up when you image search "wasp nests"...
>>693287986
Don't be ridiculous. Any sane man would properly store his collection of severed penises is a freezer, each penis separately wrapped and labeled.
>>693288107
Listen to>>693287622
pinch it with a broom OP
This
>>693287385
There doesn't seem to be openings, there are four all together, they're small--some kind of chrysalises?
>>693288394
Little apartments instead of one big nest.
>>693287385
it doesnt matter. destroy immediately
>>693288552
Yep. Theres another next to it in the pic. Best to just burn the house down
>>693288441
3rd world poorfag detected judgine by the shit quality pic and third world cupboard
its quite obviously human shit stored by the Human shit storing bug
>>693287666
Trips, OP.
Fucking do it.
How the fuck would the wasps be carrying mud inside the house, inside a closed cupboard, they would build nests outside where all the spiders are
Pantry moths, you filthy trailer living nigger.
>>693288915
Wasps love to be amongst cups
>>693287385
Could be spider egg sacs. Cut one open
>>693288915
The same way niggers break into houses. Nature finds a way. What a time to be alive
>>693288441
>There doesn't seem to be openings, there are four all together, they're small--some kind of chrysalises?
Dauber wasps lay their eggs inside of the chambers and then they put an insect (or arachnid in there) for the larva to eat once it hatches. The chamber is sealed to keep the young safe while it hatches, grows, pupates, etc.
The weird thing is that the insect or arachnid isn't dead, the wasp actually paralyzes it. So the wasp larva has fresh food when it hatches and then begins to devour the prey alive.
>>693289301
NATURE IS FUCKING SCARY AS SHIT BOYS.
>>693287385
OP just get them out of there and cut it open with a knife or something
>>693289657
>>693289539
Also, there are some species of paristoid wasp that lay their eggs inside of their host (typically a caterpillar or a spider). When the eggs hatch the larvae eat the host alive while trying to avoid the vital organs, only when they are ready to finish development do they eat the vitals.
The ones I described just now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitoid_wasp
Mud Dauber described previously: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_dauber
Those are turds. Congrats
Op take some advice from DIY
>>693287385
HOLY BALLS! THE CEILING IS SHITTING
>>693287385
It's filthy house syndrome. Who the fuck has mud dauber homes in a cupboard in a kitchen? That's many trips for those fucks to make something like that. What part of Africa do you live in?
>>693287385
They're nests of Sugar Wasps
If you go up to them and lick them they taste really sweet
>>693291103
Yes, do that OP. Tastes really good.
Mud dauber nests. They paralyze spiders and entomb them with their eggs and their larvae eat them. Mud daubers aren't aggressive, just leave them be. :)
Theres more wtf! There are almost never wasps in my house
>>693291947
Well you apparently stand corrected good sir
>>693291947
You haven't been looking well enough, time to burn it all down
>>693291947
That's because they are extremely stealthy and have been plotting your demise.
>>693292143
Im thinking about it
Open them OP. See what's inside.
>>693292666
Fuck no, but nice trips
>>693292715
Satan commands it. Do it op
>>693292715
Just knock one down and crack it open with a long stick or something. They gotta go anyway.
>>693292911
I actually will, but it'll have to be on my lunch break... Ugh, keep thread alive till 12:30 est
>>693292715
That's not much in them. Just some paralyzed food and wasps in various stages of development (from egg to pupa), all of which are harmless.
dont open them, call a exterminator asap
seriously, they will spill out everywhere
>>693292271
Eh, quite opposite I would say. OP is now part of the swarm. Unless you do something stupid, we won't hurt you.
>>693293313
>>693290401
>gif
Couldn't zoom. Smelled like a trap but I'm honestly dissapointed
>>693287666
>>693292666
>Two satanic trips in one thread
It is a sign OP, do as the dark father commands.
Also pic related if OP doesnt get rid of them soon.
Poop?
Op here. My skin is crawling, calling exterminator.
Poop
>>693293604
Those are bees. With that many bees he could harvest quite a lot of honey.
>>693293604
that noise and heat must be excruciating
>>693293777
This thread needs more trips.
>>693293777
Checked
OP you got nothing to live for anyway! DO IT FAGGOT
>>693293888
Oh shit I got trips
>>693293888
lol those are definitely not wasp nests. Maybe moth cocoons?
Just vacuum them up. And then vacuum up some razor blades. Blenderize the fucking things in a hurricane.
>>693293777
ATLEAST PIKE IT WITH A BROOM OR SOMETHING OP
SATAN HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD!
HAIL SATAN!
>>693293777
Burn the house down
>mfw this is secretly a gets thread
>>693293313
FUCK OFF MY /b/ WASPS
>>693287385
Put your dick on it faggot
>>693287385
Look like fermosan termites or dirt dobber nests.
>>693287385
Those are doritos
>inb4 tumblr
>>693294055
CHECK'D
>>693294284
>having a reddit/tumblr sense of humour
go kill yourself
>>693294443
hah! newfag imma hack you!
stupid nigger. imma sage this thread so I can hail my god m00t
>>693294443
Off by 1 summerfag
>>693294171
>mfw 4 trips in one thread
>>693294443
>off by one
>>693294627
2rekt4me
>>693294586
mfw i have a get
>>693294379
Wubaluba
>dubdub
>>693294577
Dubs confirms
▲
▲ ▲
Fucking poke those turds OP
>>693289973
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
>>693289957
>>693287385
They are the government's replacement bees.
Being a good citizen and having respect for the environment you should leave them alone.
>>693293313
>not on my /b/ee
Those are the breeding pods of the Shit Fly, usually found in Africa but now available in the USA in trailer parks
>>693293888
Holy fucking quad trips
>>693291947
get out of the house while you can >>693289973
>>693295101
>2016
>not pronouncing it /b/ay
ISHIGGITY
Op here
Exterminator says mud daubers (he thinks from photos)
Says I should remove them myself...
Bee ready
>>693287385
/b/ is for bees only. Get the fuck out of here you dirty wasp faggot.
>>693287385
buy a bug bomb and set it off in the cabinet and seal the door. Repeat if desired, then after 72 hours open the doors.
More trips reporting
>>693289957
Nature is truly fascinating
>>693295464
Liar.
>>693287385
>mfw op just discovered the wasps FOB for the invasion of his house
Checkem
>>693295656
>5656
This is just a new species of dubs.
Pls
>>693295888
>>693295888
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>693295959
>5959
The new species grows strong.
>>693295959
get
>>693292666
>>693287666
Wth satan? do you rly not have anything better to do right now?
>>693296033
get
>>693287385
burn it fgt
>>693293432
are you retarded
it's readable when clicked on and yes you can zoom a gif, i just did
>>693287666
>>693292666
>>693293777
>>693293888
nice ascending order
>>693293818
I know they are bees, i was just looking for a visual aid for OP.
>>693295900
>>693295888
>>693295855
>>693296190
Best get thread I've seen in awhile.
>>693292666
YES YES SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN RAIDEN
OP look at those dubs and trips, you know what to do
>>693296056
Little Jimmy killed a seal with his bike. That's hard core.
How about you all shut the fuck up and motherfucking checkem?
>>693296481
End my life
Let's see if I can get some dubs again.
>>693296540
Guess not
>>693296540
let me try for you
>>693296607
Let's see about that
>>693296540
Tasty Schlong Revengeance
>>693296629
Maybe we have harvested all the gets for this thread
444 get
>>693296540
Dank Bananamassacre
Kickass
>>693296715
i cri
>>693296540
Dangly DickNigger
>>693296818
>>693296540
Op here - Dank Donkey Blaster
My break is coming up soon, I will open a pod then. Stand by
If singles use heat gun on them
>>693296876
Godspeed OP. Also checkem
>>693296540
Kinky Spaghetti Smasher
>>693296540
Dangly Dongfucker, kek
>>693296540
>hard cock massacre
>>693296955
Checked
>>693296540
>Top Cunt Expander
I'm okay with this.
>>693290401
This, including the comment, wouldnt look out of place on tumblr.
0 keks
>>693287385
its either an insect or rat shit
rape
>>693297177
>>693297170
NIGGERS!!
>>693297177
Checked nigger
>>693297170
>>693297177
niggers
>>693297170
>>693297177
Niggers, the both of you!
>>693297170
>>693297177
Both of you niggers git out!
Fuuuuuuu
There are too many trips itt
>>693296540
Kinky Anusgod
333 get
Open op
>>693297331
Fuck
>>693296540
Kanko
>>693296540
Dank Cockman
>>693297356
444 get
>>693297422
Fuck. Hurry up OP
Check the bees-knees
>>693296540
Ima dank cock sucker
>>693297444
Finally
>>693297444
I enjoy these trips
>>693287385
it's your grandfather's secret stash of condom turds
keep up the legacy OP
>>693297444
Those are trips.
>>693296540
>Dangly cock lover
Fuck me
>>693296540
Hard Spaghettigod
>>693296540
>Dank Assfucker
I'll take it.
>>693297444
666 get
>>693296540
tasty ass rider
>>693297646
Fuck
>>693287515
Can confirm these are mouse eggs.
>>693297676
>7676
>>693296540
Nasty DickMassacre
Please give me quads
>>693296540
Nasty Dong-Lover
Oh shit quads please
>>693297743
Nope
Kill them with fire!
>>693297775
FUCK
777
>>693297811
888
>>693297835
Fuck
>>693297863
Trying again
Lots of 8s
Trips
>>693297888
Checked
>>693297888
>>693297907
999 get
>>693296540
Nasty BananaGod
>>693297966
Fuck. Trying again
>>693297996
Fuck me
>>693297888
>>693297888
>>693297888
>>693297888
>Lots of 8s
>>693287385
poop
What the actual fuck is this thread. So many trips.
>>693296540
>dank tit fucker
Ooh, very nice.
>>693291947
>almost never
>almost
>ur fucked
>>693287622
Yup this
222 get
222
>>693297170
Nigger. You didnt get dubs
>>693297177
Not a nigger because dubs
yes
>>693297888
YOU DID IT
Lots of 2s to match my lots of 8s... Maybe
>>693287666
Your order is ready
>>693298298
333 get
>>693296540
Edgy Scrotum Expander
>>693298328
Fuck I keep going too fast
>>693297177
>>693297170
Fuckin niggers...
Lots of 3s. Recaptca killed 2
>>693296540
Top Schlong Weeaboo
Make me kings of gets
>>693298356
Trying again 4 get
4s?
>>693296540
roll na
>>693297888
GTFO STANLEY!
>>693298447
Once more. 5 get
Found a Mud Dauber nest on top of the shower nozzled.
The wasp puts spiders in a coma and packs them inside the nest for the larva to eat.
I knocked it into the tub and a bunch of zombied spiders slowly started waking up.
>>693296540
Top Scrotum-expander checking in
>>693296540
fucking ass massacre
>>693298502
I give up
if quints someone buys me dead by daylight
>>693296540
Long Tit Expansion Pak
OP was born from god's semen so everyone gets dubs here. Holy thread.
>>693297888
>confirmed for this thread is just satan fucking with op
>>693298600
Checked
>>693298538
Pray to Shrek for dubs.
>>693298655
shrek provides!
also >>693298600
dubs for truth
I'M COOKIN SOME 4's
>>693298655
Oshit
>>693298655
Please Shrek give me dubs
>>693298655
>>693298852
Why has thousands forsaken me?
do a vid cumming on them
>>693298873
Thou* fucking phone
>>693298979
I suppose so.
>>693298911
>>693298873
shrek has a sense of fucking humor
>>693299023
Indeed. More dubs please shrek
Probably full of paralyzed spiders
>>693299074
Forsaken again
Trips get
sharing is caring faggots
Long ScortumBitch
>>693299111
Nice
>>693299111
All these trips man
>>693298655
Amen
>>693299109
>>693299111
dont steal give it back
#blessed
>>693299111
My first trips on 4channel :')
>>693287666
I like this guys thought process
>heat them with the blow dryer and be amazed
No one cares about op's problem. Get
>>693296540
>Fucking Ballsack Massacre
Praying to shrek 4 trips
>>693298655
>>693299353
Shrek has abandoned us. Shun the non-believers
>>693298655
but that faggot can't provide these
We end the thread in quints guys
Call me a faggot
>>693299480
Rolling
>>693299428
provide what these?
Life of Potato
>>693295307
Agreed. Wasps are the niggers of the Hymenoptera.
>>693299480
Rolando
>>693299480
Rolls
>>693299511
Close enough for the women I run with. Need a new get thread
>>693296540
Dank BallsackExpansionPak
kek
>>693299528
>>693299428
Shrek doesn't give a shit about your 28's.
>>693299554
Reroll Life of Potato 2
>>693287666
Satan spoken you know what to do anon
Rolling
>also does op intend to deliver or is this just a get thread now?
>>693297170
>>693297177
>>693299621
fuck me the 28 are still pretty cool tho
>>693299684
Rereroll Life of Potato 3
>>693297933
checked
>>693299715
Get thread
Rolling
I smell a winner
Czech em
>>693299859
just needed a boost
>>693299766
Check yourself
>>693299780
Fuck me so close
Inb4 9's
>>693299755
Aye I finally got it
am I doing it right?
Look at these quints bois
OP here, holy fucking trips!!
I'm on my way home now to inspect/open the pods. ETA 30 mins
Get
check'em
>>693299906
ALMOST THERE
>>693299480
I fucking doubt it.
>>>693299999
Eid Mubarak dubs!
I am god
Look
>>693299480
I am ready for quints my new life begins
Epic 9's
>>693300000
FUCKING RAAAGGEEEEE>>693300002
>>693300000
>>693300000
Oh shit
>>693300000
Shieeeeeeeeeet
>>693299966
RIP OP
>>693300000
Yes!
>>693300000
Shhhhhhhhhiiiiittttttt
>>693300000
WINNER WINNER FAGGOTS I TRIED SO FAR A GOT EVEN FATHER
>>693300000
>>693300000
Good god
>>693299906
oh look triple nines!!!
>>693300150
Ended on a high note
>>693300000
oh fuck
>>693300000
>>693300000
ah shit nigga
>>693300000
and saved for fap material
>>693300000
niggers
>>693300335
they should scrap your quints because you are on windows 10
>>693296540
Top Dong Massacre....
Kewl
>>693287385
It's the lost foreskin of the four Jews, quite a treasure you have there.
>>693300502
Whats wrong with 10? I am using it since it came out it works smooth for me?
>>693296540
Tropical Scrotum Raider
>>693300644
>spyware the os is how to dub
its just the way winners play
>>693296540
Edgy Cock Lover...
>>693300000
is OP dieded?
