ITT: We obscurely describe video games and try to guess them.
>be multicolored guy
>pretty chill
>black guy and his army rig election and take over country
>retake country, defeat his army, and kill black guy on his space station
pic unrelated
>>693285897
Tetris.
Im an empty shell protagonist so you can pretend you are me.
I shoot the bad people.
The bad people die.
>>693286020
Nope. Good guess though.
>>693286338
Fallout 4
You raid tombs.
>>693285897
Holy shit ITS DA BLOB ISNT IT!?
>>693285897
You escape from prison and roll around a lot
>>693286567
WINRAR
I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD GET IT
>>693286551
Adventure Time 3ds game
>>693286551
Skyrim
>be a guy
>get told to kill people
>kill people
>>693286767
Postal 1
>>693286645
I FUCKING LOVED DA BLOB WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! GAME WAS THE SHIT!
>>693286767
Assassins creed or hitman
>>693286884
Nope>>693286884
try again
>>693286551
Tombraider
>>693286885
>2008
>WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
oh god
>>693286896
No, try again
>>693286885
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY HUMAN TO KNOW THE GAME EVER EXISTED
I AM NOT ALONE
You raid wombs
>>693286945
HOW DID U KNEW
>I don't know my real father
>grow up in small village
>old man watches over me
>letter comes saying bad people want me back
>old man an I attempt to leave village at night
>old man dies two minutes after leaving
>I travel the world gaining new friends to fight alongside me while learning where I came from
Live in town of animals
Get ripped off alot by raccoon thing
No real storyline
>>693287028
Leisure Suit Larry
>>693286991
2008 was 8 years ago now.. im 19 so... wow... im getting old
>>693287035
It's a gift, I can't really explain it
>>693287080
One of the final fantasy shit games
>>693287109
Animal Crossing
>>693287017
Da blob was the fucking shit dude.
>>693287165
2008 games are still "new" to me.
>>693287028
Binding of Isaac
IT WAS DE BLOB YOU IDIOTS
>be lawyer
>weird hair
>yell in courtroom
>magic
>Pool's Closed
>be american, german or russian
>for some reason the americans fight the russians
>>693287109
Earthbound
>>693287198
Win
>>693286338
hl2
>>693287288
Phoenix Wright
>>693287288
Phoenix Wright: ace attorney
>>693287080
Ffx
>>693287288
Ace Attorney
>>693287080
Wild ARMS...?
>>693287316
habbo
you ready for the 12th?
>>693287316
habbo
>>693287341
Already solved, animal crossing
>>693287411
Nope
>I'm Brad
>punch nigga in face
>I'm Glenn
>body slam a nigga
Warn everyone in the galaxy
Be a dick or be a schmuck
No one listens
Warning comes true
Everyone begs you to save them
>>693287426
Winner
>Escape from prison
>Roll around
>you gotta go fast
Don't remember the name but would love to know.
You were some guy who might have had a yellow hat, not sure about that.
You had an hoverboard and one of the levels was in some map with a lot of green pipes. Another was in the desert IIRC.
Help me find the game /b/
>>693287514
Mass effect
>>693287514
ez mass effect
>>693287514
MASS EFFECT
you compete against a 30-something year old weeabo, a nigger chav, a german shitposter and a finnish autist
>Move a car, or
>stand in an area
>guns
>BOOTY EVERYWHERE
>>693287554
f1 2013
>>693287570
>>693287578
Good job
>bunch of kids locked in a school forced to kill eachother
guess this one lads
A child is actually killed
>>693287673
corpse party
>You play golf
>But you hit frogs with a hammer instead
Please /b/, I need to find this game.
>>693286767
Far cry
>>693287673
Danganronpa
>>693287673
Danganrompa
>Can't ever seem to keep my wife around
>Some fat black lady keeps telling me what to do
>Three headed monkeys everywhere
>>693287710
wrong
Big ass rings
>>693287733
Dub dubs find it b
>>693287806
Monkey Island.
Be unsupervised kids, wander amusement park, do random shit
>>693287941
Yup.
>create waifus
>fuck them in a school
>3d
>>693287959
Holy shit its the rug rats game isnt it?
two brothers fight over their fathers land. They get old and hire mercenaries to fight for them.
To save the world from devastation.
>>693287701
heavy rain?
>>693287245
Nice
>Josh is the psycho
>internetfamous.jpg?
>Everyone dies(optional)
>>693287733
Can't remember the name but I'm sure that the Game Grumps played it on multiple occasions, you might find it looking through their vids
>>693288014
TF2
>>693288014
TF2
>>693288014
Tf2
>>693288009
Winrar, on N64 loved that shit
>>693288032
until dawn?
>>693287959
Thrillville
>>693287761
Fucking hell it's hotlien miami
>>693288044
Its like flof or something... fuck dude i want that game again so bad
>>693288099
ding
>>693288056
>>693288065
>>693288084
yep good job
Here's one nobody will get.
>I get to pick between bad and good chick
>This huge demon thing with a sword is my boss or some dude in armor
>I can play as a lizard or a tiger
I just remembered a good one. Props to anyone who can guess this.
>be small farmer on island
>old man used to have best farm on island but his son destroyed it and left to lead a gang
>He gives me his plot of land
>Builds a farm better than his with the help of his son, his 2 daughters, and a village
>also, everyone wears masks
>people fight over a glove
>i believe it's about mid day
>>693288021
uuhh i dont know really. not what i was thinking about anyway
>aliens fighting humans
>other aliens appear out of nowhere and try to kill the others
>humans and first aliens team up
>lose planetary systems like a motherfucker
>BIGASS MOTHERFUCKING SHIP OUTA NOWHERE
>gotta destroy big ship before earth is destroyed
>Your a pilot and the only thing you do if fly a space fighter
>match speeds!!!
>old ass game
>third game will never come out
>Its bad but you play it anyways
>>693287165
hellu im yunger than u i played minecraft in mah childhood exDFEeeeeeeee
>>693286631
sounds like dark souls except ds is an asylum not a prison
>>693288246
Was Guna say harvest moon till last line
>>693288318
Half life 3
>>693288318
kek
>>693286885
fuck i remember how i torrented it 3 nights with like 20/kbs to rip it on my nintendo wii
shit was dank back then
>>693288318
any game by valve
>>693288283
Halo?
>>693287733
Ribbit King
>>693288318
half life
>>693288283
Minecraft
>>693287733
Battletoads
>>693288384
correct
>>693288341
Correct
Sayinf asylum would give it away though
>>693288386
No, older
>>693286767
hotline miami
>>693288236
Nobody even tried to guess this one. Here's one more hint It's a PS2 title
>>693285897
2016 american election
>>693288419
Wtf? No dumbass
>>693287080
baldurs gate
>>693288389
Holy fuck anon! You did it! I love you!
>>693288518
minecraft
Baddies have taken over and established a NWO
Its your job to take em down, one mission at a time
Use underhanded guerrilla strats to get the drop on the baddies
pew pew spin jump skins
>>693288558
>Extremely close, but not quite
>>693288536
Pretty sure its minecraft dude
>be pilot
>no real character
>bad guys have huge anti air gun
>Rival pilot pilots a yellow plane
>GTA for kids
>break the Cola
>the aliens have to watch the credits
>>693288447
i like dark souls lol
>>693288603
cs:go?
>be you
>you're a Witcher
>you're searching for your daughter named Ciri
>you can fuck many hot women
>your name is Geralt
>the game is the successor to the Witcher 2
I'd be surprised if you guess this
>>693288655
is it minecraft?
>>693288601
Wolfenstein
>>693288641
Simpsons: The game?
>>693288655
Gta 3?
Guess what game this is
You control a circle
The goal of the game is to get to the exit but you have to avoid walls
>>693288655
Minecraft?
>>693288625
Gr8 b8
>you die
>swearing robot brings you back to life
>gotta kill the bad guys
>no wait your friends both die in the second mission
>find the bad guy
>he gets in a fucking rocket and goes into space
this one is probably way too obscure actually.
>some dude sells you a girl with red marks that look like burns idk
>treat her with care
>>693288655
dude its minecraft ayy
>fight and lose war
>everyone dies except you
>look for rebellion
>fuck hot nurse
>dual wield everything
>nazis everywhere
>the fucking moon
>fight brain machine
>>693288707
Close
>>693288655
Obviously skyrim mate
You are flying dude you have to fly throught circles time limit is bitch.
Oh shit moving circles.
>>693288761
minecraft
>>693287557
Yok and dustard √-1
>>693288648
Dark Souls is my favorite game series of all time. If only 2 wasnt so inferior to 1...
>>693288246
>his 2 daughters
I need the name of this
>>693288319
That's not a game, that's real life.
>>693288691
The baddies are aliens
>>693288781
Spongebob drawn to life
>>693288781
Wolfenstein
>>693288761
Borderlands?
>pretty cool mask
>magical parkour
>almost everyone is an asshole
>you fucked this chick, she's pretty hot
>>693288283
Advent rising!! I love that oldie
>puzzle/exploration game with colors and blocks
>what the fuck happened to physics
>chase some black thing around
>my brain hurts
>>693288781
Wolfenstein the new order
>>693287991
nobody is going to guess?
>hint: bhudda statue
>>693288795
simpsons hit & run?
>>693288246
Viva fucking piñata
>>693288858
nope, very obscure game from the xbox / gamecube / ps2 era.
>>693288916
Yep, winner
>>693287959
Bebe's kids
>>693288619
Pokemon
>>693288880
Dishonored prolly
>>693288881
Actually no
>old as fuck game
>Cold War
>someone attack shithole in Earth
>USA TO THE RESCUE
>they're commies
>pew pew pew
>Wake up in a blocky world
>build a blocky house
>Kill a dragon
How do u do green text?
>>693288236
I really want someone to get this so here's my offer. You get this i'll send you my cs:go inventory as I stopped playing it. Not worth much maybe a few dollars but there's an unopened chroma 3 case. So there's that. If you think you got it reply with steam name as well
Have a boat
Jump around
>>693288996
damn i made it too essay
>>693289072
minecraft
>>693289072
gta5
>>693289072
Terraria
>>693288641
simpsons hit and run
>>693289056
Is it minecraft?
>>693289074
4chan: newfag the game.
In all seriousness just put > before the line
>be a kang
>build Pyramids and shit
>whites steal it
>now steal their women
>>693289074
carefully
>>693289056
Animal crossing
>>693288603
CS:GO
>>693289175
my favourite game, 'We Wuz Kings n Shit'
>>693289072
Castle miner z
>4 players co-op
>aliens
>free
Youll never get this one guys
>You steal cars
Good luck
>>6932892 yep
>>693288319
Every Cod after bo2 and before iw
>>693289175
Wewuzkangs?
>have boat
>jump around
>>693289343
Minecraft
>wish robots attacked
>robots attacked
>play as 3 people
>golden spatulas
You are a Hong Kong cop
>>693289365
Mine...craft?
>>693289343
Driver
>>693289406
Sleeping Dogs.
>drive
>retarded opponent
>broken as fuck
>quantum speeds in a certain gear
>>693288939
winrar
>spend $60
>beat game in 5 hours
>>693289446
BIG RIGS
>>693288655
It's fuckin Super Smash Bros...jesus come on people
>>693289446
Big Rigs
>>693288283
Is this too obscure?
Hint:
>the opening movie has this dude panicking wildly as massive ships teleport behind him and shoot red lasers at him
>>693289446
FUCK I KNOW THIS! ITS THAT TRUCK GAME!
Make a revolution. Fuck over everyone that helped yoy
>>693289476
The order
>City in the sky
>Easter eggs everywhere
>plot twist holy fuck
>bird
>>693288822
we had a winrar, its viva pinata
its not what you think its gonna be
>>693287475
>obscurely describe video games
Did you read OP?
>>693289476
E.T
>alpha as fuck
>omega as fuck
>monstrous cow as a pet
>always doing shit for others cauze they're too slow
apocalyptic baseball to the death
>2nd game in the series
>3 playable characters
>all different animals
>ps2
>you're all criminals
>>693289092
9/10 chance it's way off
>turok
>NO FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME
>guy shoots you
>somehow not dead
>get revenge
Spec OPS versus Spec OPS
Need a mic to coordinate strategy
No one uses a mic
>pretty big map
>many mans
>the blue ones teamkill a bunch
>big gunships
>purple guys like science and stuff
>red guys are like modern USSR
>the protagonist travels around the world to find worthy opponent to fight
>opens big ass gates
>has to fight 6 demons
>>693289559
Ricochet
>>693289559
Bioshock infinite
>>693289074
Dark Souls.
>>693289616
minecraft
>>693289446
BIG MUTHAFUCKIN RIGS
>>693289616
fallout nv
>>693289616
Fallout nv
>>693289476
Firewatch
>bad ass motherfucker group of 4
>rednecks crazy af
>outlaws of the army
>Old electrical device is found
>typical Russian villain appears
>Cold War undertones
>>693289607
sly cooper, but no clue what the second one is called. Sly cooper 2?
>>693288896
antichamber?
>>693289569
probably one of my favourite games, too bad the sequel wasn't as good. if u didn't read every single journal entry thing you unlocked you were a fuccin loser.
>>693287812
Halo
>be me
>wake up in shitty blue flannel with amnesia
>find a person in kitchen claiming to be my mother
>nagnagnag.tiff
>little brother watching cowboys make America great again
>everyone tells me to join shitty Lodge
>tasks to join include theft and murder
>Don't know why I'm joining or why I don't remember who anyone is
>mfw I always was a kidder
>>693289616 Fallout: New Vegas
>>693289695
i was waiting for this comment
> Have pet robot
> have sister with me
> giant ants invading that I must kill
> even gianter bugs for bosses
>>693289559
Bioshock infinite
>fps
>can switch between soldiers
>fucking cool
>>693287991
Artificial Academy
>>693289671
Yeperoni
>>693289751
Animal crossing: New Minecraft
>>693289647
Planetside 2. Blue guys team killing gave it away
>>693289796
battlefield 2 for PS2
>>693285897
>toolboxes
>grey outfits
>honk
>scream.ogg
>>693289796
TFC
>>693289739
Yes
>pick from like 64 people
>kick the shit out of like 12 or something
>fuck up this dragon
>kill the faggot made out of fire
WHO'S UP TO GUESS?
>>693289798
Finally, correct
>>693287339
cod or coh, either one.
>>693288630
Crimson Skies?
>>693289796
Far was this game on ps2? If so can never remember the name of it, something like conflict desert storm or some shit?
>>693289616
GTA 3
>>693288655
Is it frogger?
>>693289867
World of Warcraft?
>>693289894
Yes it was and no but close
>>693289722
Sly 2: band of thieves
>ride's fucked
>you're fucked if you can't fix it
>holy shit free army of slaves
>>693289607
Sly Cooper
>>693286338
hitman
>you're an unemployed weeaboo
>you get a job
>you stop a hell portal from opening by fucking
>everyone in town loves you
>>693289616
Red dead
>advertised customisable guns
>game was shit but was bought for customisable guns
>has Russian dubstep
>>693289596
Black and White m80
You've got good taste
>>693289727
yup
>>693290009
Mad max?
>>693290009
Pikmin
>>693288319
WoW
>>693290006
Fuck, now I have to stick around to find out need that game
>"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!"
> turns out my sister is a lesbo
> probably killed my whole family since they're nowhere to be fucking found
> nope, just my sister being a lesbo
>>693289867
Mortal Kombat: Armegeddon
ooh another favourite
>be amphibian
>kill bugs
>eat too many fruits
>dragon flies you to mars
>go to court because racism
>get a lesson on the history of boxing
>get lost in space
>become president
>sell porn
>>693289980
nope
>>693290160
Mount and blade my nigga
>>693290022
any dating sim made for single Japanese men
>"it's ok" - steam review
>>693290171
Gone Home
>>693290030
Saints Row 4?
>>693290175
ding ding ding winrar
>>693289777
Trips faggots, answer it
>>693286767
bioshock
>>693290176
That's not a game, that's real life.
>>693290202
aye
>>693290022
minecraft?
>be awesome helicopter
>simply fly to area, shoot shit out of said area, and leave again
>repeat over 4 games and somehow still be awesome
I'm an out of work tradesman.
I spend my freetime idolizing women, which fits into my deluded fantasies.
I often end up fighting hairy animals.
Kill me already.
>>693289056
Since just the 2 trolls answered, I'll give you a hint.
>Ethan Carter vanishes
>>693290238
It's jetforce gemini
>>693290250
well it's more of a historical game, so yes.
>>693290171
That shitty walking sim, can't remember the name
Hoi
>>693290293
We said games, not your life
>>693290309
I think I have the fucking game thats from
>>693288772
Ico?
>>693290320
>>693290309
Operation flashpoint?
>Grinding strikes
>everyday all day never ending
>MFW Exotics drop
>pink hair
>keeps inventory in your stomach
This might be too easy already.
>>693290293
Donkey Kong
>hackers
>russians
>cancer
>betting
>shooting
>"dude i should be a pro"
>skins
>germans
>did i mention skins?
>"STOP FUCKING BAITING ME PURPLE"
>85% of the community plays the same map over and over and over and over and over
>did i mention skins?
>be me
>have a girlfriend with anxiety problems
>have annoying friend who does fuck all
>mum got off on giving me junk as presents
>>693288655
You fucking idiots this is Half Life 2
>>693288804
Super man 64
>fighting game
>like 80 characters
>swords broken bottles and brass knucks
>battle royals ftw
>>693290234
Nope
>>693290478
You genuis you...You win 1000 fucktokens to buy a crapton of fucks.
>>693290419
Affirmative.
>>693287612
any tabletop gaming place one can find.
>>693288804
what about throwing cars at police cars?
>>693290037
Bingo!
>>693289843
Yeah! Sorry didn't see this till now
>>693290206
Close, wrong nationality
>survive
>adapt
>win
>>693288772
Teaching Feelings
>>693290176
math frog sthsth i forgot name but r8 8/8
>>693289616
Fable 2
>>693290628
My day-to-day life...the game?
>>693290646
Frog Fractions my fam, one of my favourite games.
>>693290576
not even close
>>693290628
Arma 3
>>693289812
Close
>Be in creepy amusement park
>Holy shit, monsters everywhere
>Die
>It was all a dream
>Wake up in mall
>Holy shit, monsters everywhere
>Gets home to find dead father
>Goes to church to kill God
>>693290481
Minecraft?
>>693290479
Certain this is minecraft
>>693290500
100% sure this is Paperboy for the n64
>>693290628
Minecraft fo shizzle
>>693289343
Steally Wheelie Automobily
>>693290772
Silent Hill 2
>kill good guys
>u can shoot lightning now
>2
>>693290752
Yep
>>693290786
ultimate kek
>>693288601
Xcom 2
>>693290772
Resident Evil 3
Oregon Trail
I'll try this again
should be ez
>Baseball
> + murder
> - actual baseball game
>Character selection
>School kid
>Overgrown lizard
>D3admau5
>Skateboarding robot
>Nigger
>Some anime chick
>>693290772
>have amnesia
>looking for someone you killed
>>693290913
Every Silent Hill game ever
>>693290479
cs:go?
>>693286338
Call of duty
>>693290904
Oregon Trail
>>693290772
Is it... minecraft rule 34? A
>>693290948
that took fucking long enough
>>693290481
I wanna say Mother 2 or maybe Depression Quest?
>>693290293
Mario?
>>693290913
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
>>693290479
Counter Strike: Condition Zero
>>693290786
You win 2000 wiseguytokens. That will get you a bottle of absenthe, a study filled with books on philosophy and a handgun.
Skepticism is really the only logical branch...BANG!
>>693290904
Minecraft
>>693289751
Harvester
>>693290821
Infamous 2
>>693290467
Kirby...
>>693291033
condition zero was actually pretty fucking fun
>bunch of animals and weirdos have go-carts
>alien comes and challenges animals and weirdos to race
>for some reason animals and weirdos race each other and save alien for last
>alien is a cheating bastard
>>693291081
nein
>>693291105
Diddu kart racing nigger
Amazing suit
Mfw when you find out you are a girl
>build whatever you want
>there are blocks
>and pigs
>and creepers or some shit
>you better not say anything other than fucking minecraft
>sell ladder to swimming pool
>>693290478
Close but no cigar for you.
>>693291149
Tumblr coming out stories the game
>>693291105
Diddy Kong Racing
>>693291149
metroid on nes ezpz?
>>693291159
CS: GO?
>>693291178
Sims
>>693291159
dark souls 2
>>693290234
Top kek
>>693291159
Terreria?
>>693291178
Sims
>>693290772
Sounds like my average Saturday night.
>>693291017
Check out the big brain on Brad!
>>693291225
Yep
Someone make anew thread!
>>693290023
Dude that is obviesly new vegas
>russian guy running circles underground
>on caribbean island
>stupid name
>do three tasks for drunk assholes
>fight a ghost
>drink root beer
>>693291309
Amen to that bro.
>>693291331
you mean bake new bread?
>hair is helicoptr
>>693291405
mmm bread.
>>693286767
Literally almost any game within the last 10 years
>>693291436
Sonic game where you play as tails
>>693291436
Donkey Kong country 2, Diddys Kong quest
>>693290772
The Vanishing of Heather Mason
>>693291436
Earthworm john ezpz
>>693291436
Sonic the hedgehog?
>>693291480
nein
>>693291436
Tails' Adventure
>>693291487
>>693291512
nein
cmon guise
>Be robot who has a loli sister robot
>Old bastard decides to take over world because he's jealous of your creator
>Old bastard steals 6 (8 in PSP ver) robots who were also created by your creator
>With Loli sister's help and your creators help track em down and rek them
>Get their powers after reking them
>Get to old bastard's lair
>Defeat him and like the pussy bitch he is, he begs for mercy
>Repeat for 9/10 more games, Third game you get a dog, fifth game you get a bird, seventh game gets shop-keeper and emo fuckhead rival, ninth game has woman boss
>play with up to 3 friends
>have to play with 3 friends in endgame because matchmaking puts you up with potatoes
>can't play PvPvE unless you want to be anally fucked by a hacker/somebody who has already gotten max level everything
I'll try this again
should be ez
>Baseball
> + murder
> - actual baseball game
>Character selection
>School kid
>Overgrown lizard
>D3admau5
>Skateboarding robot
>Nigger
>Some anime chick