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Listen here, /b/. Tonight we'll elect the next president for the United States. That's right, we'll soon know if we'll have a female president, or the coolest redneck, when someone gets some SWEET TRIPS.

>If trips are EVENS, then the president will be Hillary
>If trips are ODDS, then Lord Trump

Good luck, America.
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roll, also bush did 7/11
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roll
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ROLL NIGGA
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Roll
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TRUMP
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Get Great Again
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roll for papa trump
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Here we go, I'm hoping for a great america
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>>693227926
Sweet Trump, pls
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Rolling for Donald Trump, Emperor of Man
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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Kek hillary
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>>693227926
rollin for glory.
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Fuck this election
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Surisly
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Quads and Obama will stay for the third time
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>>693227926
>being excited about either of these two fucking idiots and their shit parties getting the keys to this goddamn dilapidated castle & doing fucknothing of importance as the US backslides another 4 years toward irrelevancy.

Go lick a fucking toad, cocksplats.
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Well here goes nuttin
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I want my vote to count
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>>693229379
Rolling for this
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Rolling for trump
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Rolo
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>>693229415
You're retarded.
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>>693227926
Quads for bernie even tho hes gone
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>>693227926
rollicon. im the next president
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trump
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for trump
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>>693229630
I'm feeling the Bern right now
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>>693227926
roll
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>>693227926
rolling le epic 777
hail trump
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>>693229630
No
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trump!
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>>693227926
hillary
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>>693229630
Feel le fucking Bern
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>>693227926
roll, dubs gets god emporer
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>>693227926
Donald, the trump.
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drumpf shall win
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trump
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quads is johnson, simply because of how fucking unlikely it is

that being said, #trump
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TRUMP
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go hillary
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Trump
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Go Doran Drump go
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>>693227926
K
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>>693227926
Trump
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;)
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My boi Trump, you got this!
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trips for trump
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>>693229868
Kill yourself troll
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hillary>trump
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>>693229925
No
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neil 4 pres
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Rolling for el Trumpino Master Nigger
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DONALD TRUMP!
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>>693227926
Trump
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>>693227926
bernie for the upset
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>>693230228
Kill yourself
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TRUMP BABY
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>>693227926
TRUMP
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Fucking check'em
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>>693227926
watch this
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roll
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Gimme them odd trips, nigga!
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Trump is master race
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>>693227926
Vermin Supreme 2016
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>>693230334
Big failure just like bernie
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HITLER 2016
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based dubs says to watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmbnDSW91c
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Check'em, faggots. Make America great again.
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42
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hilary, lads
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>>693230445
You fool, you you realize what you almost brought upon us???
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i sure do like trump
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Trump is fucking needed more then ever
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>>693227926
we need trump
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lucky 7's for trump!
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>>693227926
We all know that mega cunt Hillary is rigging the election. Our votes don't matter either. We will be stuck with a corrupt bitch that can't even properly use am email account correctly.
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investigations failed
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Donald motherfucking TRUMP
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TRUMP CAN'T BE STUMPED FUCK YER RUMP
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Manual quads override: Bernie
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TRUMP
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Trump.
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Roll for Bern quads
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trump, what America needs
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If 000 Bernie wins
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c a n t
s t u m p
t h e
t r u m p
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Roll
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I can imagine Hilary looking desperately for ways to Stump the Trump, but it will all be in vain as our glorious overlord takes office and brings about a new age as golden as that beautiful hair of his!
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roll
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Let's go, Donald Trump!
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did i do good?
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Rolling
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FEEL THE BERN
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and our next president is
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Trumpikins
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>>693231262
TRUMP
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if 666 bernie wins
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>>693231237
Fuck off, he lost. Donald Trump FTW
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trump really can't be stumped
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rolling for the god emperor trump
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T R U M P
R
U
M
P
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Oh lord
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sanders is out face it
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roll ok
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The Donald shall prevail
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>>693231436
Sanders is never out
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You guys suck at getting trips.
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fucking help us all
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Jesus 2016

lel jk TRUMP GO GO GO
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>>693227926
Lol. This is the only way trump will ever be president. Rollin for globalism
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>>693231521
>he'll never get those delegates
GO TRUMP!
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Anarchy
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TRUMP OK
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>>693230545

holy shit dubsguy is real and endorses trump!
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Didn't think there were so many fellow Trump supporters. Y'all fags are alright.
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>>693231531
so do you
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Trump man plox
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Trump
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>>693229603
Yeah, he's the retarded one.
Keep voting for republicans and democrats, obedient party hacks, and perfect your skills at blaming each other for nothing ever improving.
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>>693231665
damn
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do we need to flush the toilet, or do we need to completely clean out the bowl
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>>693231665
Phew, that was close!
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Brace your anus, /b/rothers

Our future President Clinton shows no mercy
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Trump
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Roll
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>>693231665
so close
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Come on bby. Trump needs a new pair of white houses.
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roll pls
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"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director

This is criminal. He is saying that there is not equal treatment in this case.

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/688917116314120192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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ONLY TRUMP!
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Rolling...
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>>693230487
Quit spamming the board with your shitty first music lesson recording.
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000 FOR THE BERN
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trump wins
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>>693231869
Had a disturbing dream about her last night.

...it was a wet dream...

Kill me now please
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>>693229415
Australian shitposter detected. Tell me again what country you criminal scum belong to? That's right, England. Cuck.
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>>693231850
the time will come
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inb4 000
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La pequeña Hillary Clinton, por favor, Dios
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trumpo pl0x
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what if it comes out to 000?
bernie?
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leroy jenkins
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Build my wall
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You know who I'm rolling for
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Fuck hillary, tump
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roll for third party
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rollin baby
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roll
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Go Trump go!
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roll for george washington!
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ok final roll
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>>693232218
>tump
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>>693232163
Zombie Lincoln
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T r u m p
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Gary johnson
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for Trump i shall roll
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GET MY BOY GARY JOHNSON IN THIS
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No trips, hardly dubs... THIS THREAD IS RIGGED

also, go Trump.
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hillary is better than trump
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Roll
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jfk's corpse
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Trumpet
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a albino nigger with aids
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>>693231992
Well no shit, he's a republican nut, and napolitano is a democrat.

Welcome to politics 101. First day here? Jesus, its not fuckin rocket science, it's basic human tribalism theatre.
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Trump
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Donald Trump
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the fates do not want us to know
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here's your trips
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>>693232218
Can't even spell drumpf rite. Fugget
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MAGA
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If trips Gary Johnson wins
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>>693232039
Wisconsin.

So yeah, we belong to canada you faggot.
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For the motherland america.
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Hillary
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a serial child molester
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feel the johnson
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The Trump
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Trump
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Trump
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clinton will win 53.6% of the vote, trump with 45.2%, and independent candidates getting the rest
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america first
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Trump.
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Roll
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jimmy neutron
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rollio
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>>693232602
> Rtmup
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Rollin For Vernan !
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Trump ftw
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this is the saddest attempt at trips I've ever witnessed
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rollll
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Nah
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it'd be pretty cool to see what'd happen if a third party candidate won
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no trips?
maybe the government knows of the power of trips so they're making sure we dont find out who wins
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Johnson
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Vernan Supreme!
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>>693233000
win..but 0 isn't odd or even
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>>693233000
winar
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>>693233000
dipshit
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>>693233000
WHAT
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>>693233000
wtf
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>>693233000
Winrar
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>>693233000
SWEET BERNSS
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>>693233000
nigga wtf
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>>693233000
What does this mean
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>>693233000
bernfags gtfo, this is hillary's
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>>693233000
Not odds or evens
>Vernan Supreme confirmed
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>>693232989
SHUT UP! I WILL GET TRIPS I WILL
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>>693233000
YOU FOOL
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roll again
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if quads, we write in Dat Boi
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>>693233000
wait so who wins?...
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>>693232865
Nigga, you better be right
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wall
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>>693233000
who is nah
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>>693233000
Of course. I'll pick the lesser of two evils, thank you very much. Trump is orange fag
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Verny
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Trump

Dubs check them
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>>693233000
3000 is an even, so Hillary is our next president
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>>693233223
Rolling for this
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>>693233000
That's a win for gary johnson
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dat boi 4 prez
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>>693233187
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Trumpy
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>>693227926
Trump 2k16
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vernyy
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>>693233373
yeah, I'm goin with that
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>>693233000
Nice going, you broke the thread
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>>693233000
this dosent count keep posting guys
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>>693227926
Can't Stump the Trump
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>>693233000
Nah always wins>>693233019
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trumps
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still say hillary
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Big Don
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>>693233000
IT'S THE BURN?????
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>>693233510
Re-roll
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>>693233344
This
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>>693233000
these are the real trips
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the supreme gentleman, roll
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666
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>>693227926
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>>693233000
So does this mean the house of representatives pick the winner? If so Trump wins.
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donny Osmond
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END ALL BE ALL FINAL TRIPS RIGHT HERE FOR GARY JOHNSON
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0 is not odd or even, but a 0 roll represents a 10 on odd/even games so there are 5 equal chances
1,3,5,7,9
2,4,6,8,10(0)

Hillary wins.
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>>693233666
SHIT
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>>69322792fuck trump
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>>693233631
Odd Trips
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>>693233666
Hilary wins
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>>693233066
>being this retarded
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>>693233666
WHAT
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>>693233666
Ffffffuck
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>>693233666
WTF
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>>693233666
ohhhhhhh shit
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>>693233426
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>>693233666
oh shi
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>>693233666
trips of confirmation
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>>693233344
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>>693233666
Message from qek
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nice script kiddo
>>693233666
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FOR TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>693233666
Witnessed
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>>693233666
Papa Trump will win!!!! Yes
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no. this is shit. my waifu wins
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>>693233666
Lucky nigger
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>>693233666
sshit
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>>693233717
0 IS even.
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Here goes nothing
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>>693233666
>>693231383
THE RULES HAVE BEEN STATED
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>>693233939
Salty cause your orange fag won't win
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>>693233959
>>If trips are EVENS, then the president will be Hillary
>>If trips are ODDS, then Lord Trump
retard
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me
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>>693233995
not in the original rules
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>>693233995
Oooh faggot he knew it
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a trumpary hybrid
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>>693233995
Confirmed. Comrade Bernie is glorious New president
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>>693233666
>>693233000
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000 is even. The winner is Trump. Odds are 1,3,5,7,9 evens are
0,2,4,6,8 it evens out to 5 chances per candidate.

Trump wins.
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please cease this faggotry
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>>693230245
Wouldn't mind that
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>>693234379
evens=hillary so it's hillary retard
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Barrack is going for his third term
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Odds GET
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>>693234379
you dense fuck
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>>693233666
damn I'm good
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for comrade bernie
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>>693233666
well, go-guys looks like we have a winner!
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>>693234539
You just spoted a Trump follower
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>>693234577
Hillary is in prison. Trump wins
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>>693233344
Every 000 is an even by that logic u fucktard
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Hitler
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>>693227926
god emperor
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>>693232890
the might of the nazi war machine. Wish we would have won.
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>>693234844
your mom's in prison
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i-im not going to stop posting until Trump wins
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