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>>693228704
8/10 would suck
>>693228072
0/10 tiny tip
Rating all cock pics sent to my snapchat
>>693229652
I wish I thought of that
I think this is a pic of my dick! Maybe not!!!
>>693230434
I wish I still had my foreskin. ;-;
Barbaric, stoneage bullshit, cutting on little baby penis. Ridiculous.
Please r8
My contribution
why do I wanna let /b/ take turns cumming in my mouth
god I'm such a faggot.
![20160706_001523[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nb7l32Y.jpg "20160706_001523[1].jpg")
Only about 5.5in decent girth
>>693234364
was turned on till I saw your skin bridge.. get it fixed and and I'd suck your cock
>>693232148
thickk head :3
>>693231917
uncut cock is the best cock
7/10
Uhm,yea.
>>693235520
nice
Rate
>>693227873
R8?
>>693235520
Measurement? Also, nice shiny head.
>>693229666
Is that cum on the base to the right
>>693236844
A little over 7"
R8 me. Can post individual pics.
A lot of cocks and no rates.
>>693237557
Its 7" maybe a little over
>>693237632
Fucking right!
22 send dick pics. I shaved and get pre cum. Will respond
>>693237632
Seems only the nice dicks ever get rates in these threads
>>693237860
I just wanted to show you fags my piercings.
Rate1
Rate2
>>693227873
i know its nothing special, taken earlier wasn't really worked up when i took it.
>>693236730
hows that ladder workin for you?
>>693238944
nice dubs, trim your shit tho.
>>693238770
8/10 would suck
me
>>693239310
not big on cut cocks but yours is pretty nice 8/10
Rate
>>693239067
It's awesome. I like playing with it and the girls like it and it's funny when it hits their teeth while they are sucking me and it makes a clicking kind of noise.
why do so many guys not trim their shit? fucking whatever man, make mine look a hell of a lot more appealing.
Rate?
>>693239665
always kinda wanted to pierce my dick but gf/bi friend i have dont want me too, kinda disappointing, how much of a bitch is it to maintain?
>>693239533
7/10
>>693236730
What a great way to turn a cut into a tear
>>693232340
This dick looks like it's retired in his 60s
>>693239952
I don't do shit to them other than wash it in the shower. I just treated it like a normal piercing for a few weeks after I got them but was jacking off like a week after I got them.
>>693240080
Shit nigger what are you doin/10
>>693239825
5/10
R8 me?
>>693240447
Nice, heard some horror stories.
Is it small cock day on /b/
Rate
>>693234657
Well fuck me...that's lovely. 5/7
>>693240721
why dont you post yours then, with a timestamp if your so well hung.
>>693240721
it's always small cock day on /b/
stay small white bois
>>693241026
Don't they sell those monster drinks in 8oz cans too?
>>693241356
rekt
Just under 7"
>>693241356
>>693241434
nah, it's 473 ml (16 fl oz)
nice try though
kik is joeyboy1123 if you want to chat. am a sub, not a trap
>>693241543
Does it look like that if you don't hold it?
>>693241543
So with these dimensions and looking at the base of that can, you're less than 7"
>>693235323
Is that pentagram drawn or permanent?
>>693240873
Because I don't have one
>>693241748
I'll give you that. My dick isn't fully hard unless it's constantly stimulated, and it curves upwards.
>>693242026
I like that you had to look that up.
Here's a pic with a 16 oz red bull can, it's longer than a monster can.
needs moar cum covered cocks
>>693242361
Ah no worries. Mine is the same way. I was just messing with you about the hand. Boredom is a bad thing in a dick thread.
>>693242361
Ounces measure weight, not distance friendo. Get a ruler and measure It bone-pressed, I bet you're 6-7" no more
>>693242361
you wouldn't even fit in my ass
R8
How do i get the bottom part of the shaft to pop out? It's flat
>>693242746
>Ounces measure weight
it's a can with standard dimensions depending on the weight. a 16 fl oz can is 7 inches long.
I aint using a ruler, that shit is ripe for accusations from people like you.
Post your dick beside a can, no one is stopping you, I just find it more easier than using a ruler. Plus, you can see how thick my dick head is, you can't deny that it looks as wide as a soda can.
>>693243518
Your not even hard idiot go be a sissy somewhere else
>>693232148
prettty deeeeecent and you have f for flash
>>693242234
Permanent. First tattoo I did on myself,years ago.
Thoughts?
About 5.5 inches.
>>693243586
What kind of fantasy world do you live in where a can is more accurate than a ruler at measuring things?
There's a reason why bone-pressed measurements are user for published research papers and not cans, anon.
>>693244528
relax, this is a dick rate thread, not some scientific study. And since when is a 7.1 inch soda can not 7.1 inches long? why do I have to use a ruler when you got a measurement right there?
Like I said before, if you want to use a ruler so badly, do one in your own dick pic. But I'm telling you that I'm not at all troubled by you using a 16 oz monster can red bull can too. What's stopping you? Integrity?
I want you to try to best me.
>>693244102
8/10 would sit on
More?
>>693245462
Aw really? You don't think it's too short?
Why do you like it?
Here.
>>693245263
8.5/10
How about mine?
>>693245760
Brah, average penis size is 5.5-6 inches. People really get their dicks in a knot because they think they're inadequate. Remember the adage: It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. I've met guys with giant cocks that weren't as good in bed as the smaller chubby guy who was trying his hardest to please me.
And I like the shape of it.
>>693246193
so where's mine fall? I'm almost 6
Rate?
R8 me M8.
>>693246925
I wanna see you cum
>>693246193
Would you like it in your mouth?...
>>693246983
8/10 would take a load from it
flaccid because I'm not self conscious
>>693242907
That says more about what a cavernous rectum you have than anything.
>>693247205
Anywhere you'd want to drop your load, I want it
>>693245230
I don't deny the can's length but rather the length of your dick, especially when the base of your cock starts above the bottom of the can.
>What's stopping you?
Being at work, for starters. What's stopping you from grabbing a ruler, you obviously have enough time to take several posts with a can.
>>693247308
Shave that nasty ass hair, gross ass faggot bitch.
>>693247544
that's why I taken a picture with this angle >>693241026
I got a lot of skin that gets in the way when I sit down, it obscures everything.
>>693247705
I feel bad for the poor girl who falls for that DUDE WEED LMAO faggot.
17m
>>693247493
Unf, you got me throbbing with that talk. I might take more pictures just for you.
>>693241026
So once again, 6-7"
>>693247348
whatt?? I mean your cock is too big..
>>693248020
I'm not baiting, I'm being brutally honest. That's nasty as fuck, learn how to manscape.
>>693248033
yeah don't let your two inch dick make you camera shy lmao
>>693245230
cause a comparison makes it look bigger than a straight up measurement. dunno why you are trying to make yourself look good in a dickrate thread
>>693248217
people in these threads are so stubborn
sorry bro. save a can comparison pic next time
best way to gauge penis bro.
>>693249056
>trying to make yourself look good in a dickrate thread
literally the whole point of a dick rate thread
YS
YL
>>693249093
About as stubborn as someone who can't accept that you're not going to get any more accurate than "6-7 inches" when using a can as the only unit of measurment.
Be happy with 6-7 or bone-press anon
>>693249056
I'll give you a good reason why I prefer cans.
It's because my dick head is fucking huge. If I don't have a can beside it or if I do use a ruler. People are gonna say that it's 5 inches because the dick head makes my dick look proportionally small.
Trust me, I have posted with a ruler before and without one. My dickhead is just ridiculous.
Rate me fags and fagettes
>>693249180
but he is failing hard
>>693228704
more?
How many want a load grin this chubby?
>>693228704
nice shape 7/10, age and more?
>>693249610
why post with a can or ruler at all? nobody is going to run off to grab either of those when your pants come off.
Uncut here, what do you guys think?
Alright
>>693247074
I second this motion.
Rate pls
>>693227873
7>>693228072
7>>693228704
6>>693229129
6>>693229666
5>>693230434
6>>693231917
4.5>>693232148
6>>693232340
5>>693234364
6>>693234657
8>>693235323
5>>693235520
7.5>>693235842
6.5>>693236015
6>>693236246
5.5>>693236626
5>>693236730
I don't know >>>>693237059
5>>693237104
6>>693237223
5>>693237262
6.2>>693237557
6>>693237914
6>>693238717
5>>693238770
5>>693238910
5>>693238944
7>>693239310
6>>693239310
6>>693239533
6>>693239825
Bad pic>>693240080
Is this real?>>693240583
7.6>>693240755
6
Pic is me
>>693249689
well, here you go
yes, my dick starts there, that's all fat pad baby
you can see it clearly see how far it goes with this pic >>693241026
>>693251225
honestly, to show off my dick head. best part of my dick.
>>693251641
Funny part is it's only half erect in this picture.
>>693252987
7.5
>>693253061
8
>>693253994
8
M8
Oooo pic without filter
>>693234657
Would let cum in my ass/10
>>693254448
oh look its pissrag
>>693254448
<3
>>693249610
it's a pencil dick you delusional asian your 7 inches to save your life
>>693254967
Haha Cumrag faggot
Rate me, OP :3
>>693253061
Careful m8 you might hurt it if you pull your dick that hard hahaha
>>693248357
>>693245227
8/10
r8 pls :^)
>>693238770
I'd say 8,5/10. Smooth, clean, great head. You should never have self-concious issues. Pic is mine. It's not the best pic and i wasn't shaved at the time. Length is pretty average, 15 cm. Dunno how that is in inches
Far too many uncut guys here
>>693256081
Whats with the bend
>>693227873
rate my hairy shit
welp
>>693256043
How do you even pull an erect penis to make it longer? Nice insult?
>>693255229
You'd be surprised. Not even fully hard in this pic.
7 in
>>693256461
Just natural like that. It's a good prostate tickler!
Pls rate
>>693253061
Ruler needs to be straight. You are about 6.8/7 inches
>>693256980
9/10 still got a frenulum?
>>693257348
>frenulum
yes actually.
>>693257315
3/10
>>693257023
Bad measurment. U gotta pull the tape tight and straight. Id say ur 5.6 which is decent.
>>693253061
Look at how far the skin is pulled up at the base and how thin it is in the middle because of the stretching lmao
Anon... you can lie and deceive others all you like but you can never lie to yourself :)
Rate :)
5,8" R8?
>>693257729
back to the original
>>693241026
I just got a hairy base, why are so upset about my dick?
>>693258314
stop lying you know your not even 7 inches and your head looks big because your shaft is 4.5 in girth
>>693258498
kek
now I caught you, the thinnest part of my dick is 5.4 inches in girth
you're just super upset over this aren't you? now I know your guesses are way off.
>>693258314
you can take misleading photos and lie until the cows come home so im not gonna argue with you save for this, im not saying your small but you know deep down that you're stretching (literally and figuratively) the truth
>>693258755
you are retarded who do you think you're fooling. You dicklet asian from Alberta
Never had mine rated before =0
>>693258761
I'm just happy I got someone this into trying to exposing me.
trust me, I know how big I am, I posted countless pics in this thread but you guys are just too stubborn to admit that I'm bigger than you whites.
>>693258977
stay smaller than me lol, y u even mad? just walk away from the computer lol. turn off the screen.
>>693257170
Still hasn't been rated. Sorry to be pushy just curious!
>>693259197
what makes you think I'm mad I find it hilarious hoe hard you're ttrying to prove to a bunch of dudes your 7 inches. You know you aren't thas why you measured from the side and stretched your dick
>>693259456
I can literally say the same thing to you. You came to me, I didn't come to you.
where are your ruler pics anyways? you clearly got something longer than my dick by how you're speaking.
>>693259456
No shit. Look at this fucking picture (>>693258254), no ridiculous pulling of the dick or cans in the photo. You don't have to claim to be bigger than you are, just post a photo like that and there can be no doubt.
Or just don't post any can or ruler at all, because who really your size isn't going to matter more than tiny/small/medium/big/monster
>>693260027
This is your 8th reply being butthurt lol 7 inches isn't even a big deal that the sad part. Your right you've posted your dick like 4 times and If it wasn't actually 7 inches ppl wouldn't be giving u shit but its not is it
>>693253061
skin is taut below thumb
skin is bunched up above thumb
skin at base of the dick is pulled up (tell me who has a base that looks like a pyramid???)
ruler is to the side and touching the thigh
It's like you're not even trying to be honest anon
Go for it /b/ros
>>693260994
here you go.
that's my foreskin, relax, you're really grabbing at straws there.
>>693260994
He's asian he should be happy with his 6 incher without needing to lie
>>693261801
>the rulers behind his penis
>>693239310
gf rates you 9.5
>>693261808
okay, can someone with a 6 inch penis place a ruler beside their dick and try to make it look 7.5 inches long?
>>693261861
My balls wouldn't be behind my penis if that was the case.
again, grasping at straws.
>>693261801
Anon take note of >>693258254 you have a clear ruler go for it and shut everyone up
>>693261801
Heres how to end it asian op. Just let go of your dick. And place the ruler on top of your dick.
>>693262248
hurr but then it's only 6.3
>>693262088
put a ruler beside your dick, do the same thing I did. your dick should be 9 inches that way.
>>693261801
>>693262248
Make sure the rulers straight too. None of that crooked bullshit
>>693262379
That's not mine m8 now shutup and do it
>>693262495
>>693262303
>>693262248
>>693262088
>>693262621
you know what? why aren't you guys doing what I'm doing. You guys should be able to have 7 and 8 inch dicks if what you're saying is true.
put the ruler on the side or use a monster can.
You guys are all talk but no pics.
>>693260842
Can i get a rate
>>693262775
>>693262495
>>693262248
>>693262088
>>693262026
lol he gave up cause he knows he cant do it.>>693261861
>>693261808
>>693261801
btw noone cares how stretchy your penis is lol. u prob have a much stretchier penis so congrats.
>>693262775
Because I have a tiny 2" pecker, now shutup and do it
>>693262248
>>693262088
>>693262775
So you can't provide a pic you insecure faggot. There's like ten 7 inch dicks in this thread if you haven't noticed.
>>693263231
>>693263182
>>693263087
why can't you guys post ruler pics? I want to see what your dick looks like doing the exact same thing I am. You guys are always pointing me to other people's dicks, but you never use your own. What gives?
If stretching and using the ruler wrong, why can't you guys do it? What is literally stopping you? Hope it's not integrity.
>>693263420
can u just do it? its embarrassing how ur trying to avoid it rn.
>>693263420
because i have a tiny 2" pecker now shut up and do it
>>693263600
it's embarrassing how three guys can't post their dick to prove one guy wrong. I'm the only one with dick pics, you guys have none.
>>693263700
make it look 4 inches using my technique.
>>693263778
5 rules of dodgeball = dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge
>>693263838
hey, if you're too embarrassed to post your average dick, then cool.
Nodobys taking a special picture for the insecure asian just get over yourself. You are not 7 inches long just deal with it, the monster can pic you posted is bs the can is 1 inch into your thigh. You're pathetic whenever a bigger dick gets posted you scream for a can pic just kill yourself
>>693263991
why is it so hard for you guys to post your own dick pics with rulers and shit?
you guys probably already did but don't want to show me.
>>693263981
Yes, I'm embarrased at how painfully average my dick is. Now will you do the thing?
>>693263991
also you use canadian monster cans, not as big as standard american ones
Anyone?
>>693264158
then post your dick with a ruler beside it, you should be able to make it look longer according to what you just said.
seriously. 3 guys, no dick pics from any of you. I'm waiting, make your 6 inch dick look 7.5 inches long if it's so easy.
>>693264182
okay then. here's a pic
7 inches
>>693264400
How have you still not done it? My dick is not as yours congratulations, but that's not what I'm asking for or interested in, now stop avoiding it and take the photo.
>>693264757
nice
>>693264790
bro, you make it sound like my dick is the same size as yours. I want to see how big you are.
>>693264400
Both of these are bigger than you, where's your ruler pic? Oh wait your 6.3 inches
>>693264757
>>693264390
>>693264390
looks weird/10
>>693264921
And I'm telling you it's not, now take the photo.
>>693229666
Nice trips.
I'd succ. Anymore pics?
>>693264956
are you that insecure that you have to challenge people you dont know on the internet about their dick size? grow up dude, or get some confidence
Can I has a rate
>>693238770
10/10 would deepthroat as much as you'd like
>>693264956
You didn't even ask those guys for a ruler shot, you're just doing this because you can't handle an asian guy being bigger than you.
Please, by all means, manipulate a photo to make your apparently average penis look 7.5 inches like I allegedly did. I'm waiting.
>>693265034
Why can't you, I've been posting my dick and every time I do so when I say that I'm asian, You guys who never post their dicks with a ruler or a soda
can show up to bother me.
>>693264400
>>693264400
>>693264400
Jesus Christ take the photo and end this argument you faggot
>>693264400
its funny how butthurt you are getting about this, you actually took the time and effort to get that ruler, those cans, take a pic and post it on the internet. go re-evaluate your life bud
Here's mine
>>693243062
6. Save pubes and I'd give you a 7.5
>>693252590
Tits or gtfo
>>693265394
>>693265371
I got 4 guys swarming me.
4 guys who are too afraid to post their own pics.
And I think that's pretty cool.
>>693265584
Wow
sorry to say, but you must have a pretty sad life then.
>>693265584
yes and we all have bigger dicks than you end your pathetic life
>>693265700
>>693265692
keep posting no pics, it's working.
where are these dicks that are bigger than mine?
>>693265584
Same room as >>693265371 now for the love of God stop avoiding it and take the photo
>>693265862
Forgot pic
>>693252545
8
>>693252987
7
>>693253061
7
>>693253994
8
>>693255171
9
>>693255477
6
>>693257315
5
>>693265862
how come you're allowed to not post a ruler pic?
>>693265824
New anon here. Who cares. If you don't have a ron jeremy dick who gives a shit.
Rate my asian dick. Im maybe 80 percent hard but i like the pic because my forskin hasnt rolled
Back yet and my head isnt super hard. And no, not taking part in this asians vs whites size bullshit.
>>693265824
>where are these dicks that are bigger than mine?
Are we in the same thread? Anybody could take a retarded perspective shot with a can and make it look massive
>>693265966
Cause he aint obviously lying. And doesnt take bullshit pics.
>>693265966
I'm allowed because I don't care to brag about the exact measurement of my dick, whereas you've been bragging this whole thread are now pathetically avoiding proof you know won't look good for you.
>>693265981
I got 4 guys who refuse to post their dick pics with a ruler but want me to do so.
>>693266093
then do it? what's stopping you?
>>693266124
>>693266176
I'm just replying to everyone posting. It just sucks that not one of you has posted a ruler pic.
>>693252590
tits or gtfo u pointy nose jew lookin bitch
r8
>>693266408
God dammit ur such a faggot. Just post the damn picture u asian dicklet
>>693266445
Kek
this girl covering her nose with hair or soap bubbles in every pic but the first.. found her insecurity :)
>>693266490
no lol
here's another can pic since you hate it so much. I rustled too many jimmies in this thread.
>>693227873
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW
come visit b dick sharing general
Ugh. Circumcised dicks are gross.
Mutilated.
>>693267028
yeah, love me some phimosis underage lookin dicks, cheese filled foreskin mmmmmmm ;)
>>693267198
You are aware that the majority of adult men in the world are not circumcised, yes?
>>693267198
>yeah, love me some phimosis underage lookin dicks, cheese filled foreskin mmmmmmm ;)
Phimosis very rare. Smegma only builds up when you don't clean. Gone when you pull back natural foreskin and clean. You do shower, yeah?
Still, if you don't, the answer is definitely to mutilate your genitals. Good call.
5 in r8
>>693266408
im just not doing it cause its pissing you off lmao
youre really coming off as an insecure guy, assuming ou are an adult you are arguing with strangers on the internet because they wont post their cock next to a ruler for you. seriously think of how much time youre wasting. if youre an adult act like one. im not gonna go waste my time to go grab a ruler get hard a gain and post it for some stranger on the internet to make myself feel secure about my size.
>>693227873
Can I get a rate
>>693267895
Forgot pic
>>693245227
out of all the things I want touching my dick... money is probably the the one thing I dont want on there... thats just gross
7.5/10 tho
>>693266831
you have no excuses now anon
>>693266831
Your about average if you tell girls you have a big dick your going to dissapoint. You're such an autistic virgin I doubt you could get half as hard as that pic with a real girl anyway
>>693267972
I 2nd pic for better angle
r8 pls
>>693267972
wtf happened to it?
>>693268119
What aye you talking about?
>>693267972
It's shooped why are you idiots reposting this already
>>693268198
Is not shooped
>>693267626
8.5
>>693268025
If you squint you can see a fedora tipper
>>693266831
Bruh why u gotta give us asians such a bad name. U keep trying ur whol Now noone gnna give me a rate >>693265988
>>693268025
How did your father even make you?
>>693268368
By ficking a fat bitch>>693268340
>>693265988
8/10, better than the insecure dicklet
>>693268513
Rate mine plz
R8. Upstate ny here
>>693268553
This one>>693268025
>>693268572
Another one
>>693267999
>>693266831
And there you have it. An extra 2cm by SLIGHTLY moving the ruler and I didn't do it nearly as bad as you did.
But you already knew that and now you've disappeared. The ball is in your court asian faggot anon
>>693268862
U didnt even do it right. He held the ruler at an angle so it would add even more because its slighly diagnal
>>693267999
remember youre not just sending your nudes to some girl, youre sharing it with a bunch of guys. we all know the trick where u shove the ruler as far into your pubes as it goes to get an extra inch, your hand shouldnt be touching anything but the ruler, measure starts from the shaft faggot
>>693268987
thats how you measure properly the second pic is how you measured and is wrong because your balls don't into her vagina. And that guys clearly a faggot he's always posting
>>693268987
Actually he is doing it right. You are suppose to shove it in because of the fat. And if u are that monster can asian faggot then stfu and die.
>>693269054
lol i never posted in this thread before that reply
hands free start at shaft no pushing ruler into skin vertical
>>693268987
Actually, bone-pressed is the correct way to measure your dick and you have to hold the ruler to your dick because you only have one hand while you take the photo. Besides the only reason I took this photo was to try and replicate the photo that lying asian faggot anon in this thread took.
>>693268987
He's calling us gay after asking for pictures of our dick with a ruler for 2 hours. stay mad dicklet
R8
>>693268958
Here you go then.
And after all this time crying for a ruler photo where is he? Refusing to post the photo we asked for with his tail between his legs.
