Name rate thread.
Judge other anons by their shitty names.
I'll go first; Brett.
5/10
Leo
>>693224886
That fucked my mind
>>693225180
Is your name short for Leonardo?
1/10 you'll never be Leonardo decaprio
>>693224886
>>693224886
so this is supposed to look like a dirty butt about to take a dump on that babby right?
seen it a bunch of times just wanna know if i'm crazy
>>693225759
Yes, and look closely at the baby's shirt.
Alec
>>693225880
7/10
Lachlan
>>693225988
4/10 what's your ethnicity?
>>693225880
Second rate Alex 3/10
>>693225988
Sounds like some euro trash
>>693226330
White Australian, great grandparents were English
>>693224886
Hey, my name is brett aswell. Neat
Alec- 8\10
^ I know a guy with that name who has downs and everyone thinks he is the shit.
Harris
>>693225880
Fellow Alec reporting in. Terrible name, since no one seems to be able to spell it or pronounce it without saying/spelling Alex.
Adrian
>>693226881
I kind of like Harris, 7/10
>>693227194
Your parents named you after the chick from rocky
Dylan
Blaine
>>693227727
lol is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>693227621
Fire gym leader
Maxwell
>>693228019
the deepest source of water avaliable
Nathan
>>693227866
Ayyyyyye Not gonna lie I screamed like a bitch with excitement when I met the gym leader in game. I was like 7 and it was the first time I ever had my name included in something.
Donavan
Eric
Bryce.
>>693228127
Explosion.
>>693226881
I'll be Best man at my friend's wedding next summer. He is also called Alec. Pretty nice guy.
My name is Welly
Yashka
>>693228127
6/10 name
8/10 play in words
Tyler
>>693224886
6/10
Indoril Nerevar Mora
max pain
John
Joey
Jose
>>693228639
Durden ?
>>693228700
>not max powers
Theodore
Rana
>>693228700
Want some painkillers ?
Do you like timebullet ?
Ryder
>>693224886
do you live in reno
>>693228949
Hell yeah. I convince myself the Narrator's name is actually Tyler, just cuz I love Fight Club.
>>693228534
thought of ninja automatically. no idea why. teach me your ways senpai
>>693228639
thanks anon. average name but every Tyler I've met has been passable 7/10
>>693228772
country asshole with bland face/10
>>693228907
beware of trump but here's 20$ to mow my yard
>>693229165
your mom did to my dick/10
Kyle
>>693229165
That looks like an Anime name, i liked it
Mine is Caio
guess my nationality, i think my name will not sound good in english
Angel
Johnathan
Bayley ( Is for both genders pretty much everywhere outside of the US )
Steven.
A name that will never go out of style.
Paul here
give me your worst
Alan
>>693229886
My m8s and I call the one guy that doesn't ready up for a game of Dota/League/CS/etc. Steve. Call it Steveing.
>>693229886
Socially awkard nerd that still somehow manages to get all the babes. Like what the fuck, Steven.
>>693229982
3 eyed monkey at the end of Jimmy Neutron credits/10
Gunnar
>>693229594
Deported 3 different times, all for sexual crimes
>>693229586
Probably from hueland.
>>693230333
In prison for assault with a deadly weapon
Martin
>>693230136
But you see I hate being called Steve. Sounds like some douchey bro.
>>693230803
Chubby office guys that's quiet and does his job well
Laureano
Come at me, fuckers
>>693230803
Stuck up Skinny white power douchebag
>>693229292
Nah, I'm in OR
Erik
Decent name... except for the fact that I'm not nordic in any way, I'm spanish. Apparently Erik was my mother's Norwegian ex-bf before meeting my father. Fuck my life, I'm the son of a cuck and a whore.
>>693231157
Deported from where? i'm not american
>>693230839
I can sort of see it, yeah.
>Yo Steve, c'mon, breh! You're gonna be late to get your next tribal tattoo!
>>693231004
I don't have the time and I don't care enough to think about how that's pronounced. I care less about you being alive
>>693231305
From where you live now, to Sweeden
>>693225880
damn, don't see too many of us around
>>693231472
>from a 3rd world country to sweden
noice
>>693230918
>Chubby office guys that's quiet and does his job well
Ha, joke's on you, faggot. I work for McDonalds and do a shit job. I am chubby tho thanks for reminding me you bastard.
>>693231855
Yeeep. Enjoy
>>693229982
I know six Paul's. It's not good nor is it bad. You're just nothing.
>>693230103
I bet you got called first a lot in school.
>>693230333
Redneck as fuck
>>693230803
Too stuck up to go by Marty
>>693231004
You a feminine name
>>693231164
Faggot
>>693231918
Didn't mean to trigger you... Goddman
>>693224886
Aric.
Edgar
>>693231998
Yeah, I did. Not just for role call doe
>>693231094
>Stuck up Skinny white power douchebag
Def not skinny. Def not Nazi. You sound like a Tony or a Greg.
Joel
David
Matthew
>>693232098
You will be famous. I don't know how, or when, but you will be famous, Edgar. KEK demands it.
Diego
Wolfgang
Christopher
I go by both Chris or Christopher
Joey. Judge and make assumptions faggots
Noah
>>693232409
Immature fuck
Also judging by your not going by Joe/Joseph, underage
>>693232230
Roughly translates to 'whale's penis'
>>693232409
Hows your Ratatta doing?
>>693232143
JOEL
DOWNLOADING VIRUSES AGAIN, JOEL?
>>693232375
>Christopher
Your parents wanted to call you something else, but their friends got in first.
Vincent, prefer going by Vinny
>>693232528
Every Noah I've ever met has been really chill and a good friend
(I know 4 Noahs)
Edward.
>>693232277
Try-hard fag
>>693232689
Yeah honestly
My cousin got hit with Michael
>>693224886
>>693226864
3rd Brett reporting for duty.
Fuck Bret with one T
>>693232654
MY COMPUTERS CLEAN NIGGER
Nate Higgers.
>>693232778
Mustve cost an arm and a leg
Ma name Tyrone
I dare a nigga try clown
Baron
>>693224886
Honesly thought the ass was there after a minute of looking
>>693224886
Ramon
>>693225368
>>693225588
>>693225759
>>693226864
>>693228674
>>693232077
>>693232098
>>693232143
>>693232185
>>693232192
>>693232409
>>693232528
>>693232632
WE SHARED A SHISHKABOB
YOU SHARED A SHISHKABOB
SHE SHARED A SHISHKABOB
THEY SHARED A SHISKABOB
WE SHARED A SHISHKABOB
YOU SHARED A SHISHKABOB
SHE SHARED A SHISHKABOB
THEY SHARED A SHISKABOB
Kaleb
rate me faggots
>>693232143
>Joel
Depending on your age, your parents were either hippies or hipsters.
Gavin
Norwegian name
>>693232774
I'd like to describe myself as that too. And really? I didn't think it was that common
>>693232928
FUCK OFF FAGGOT AUTSIST
Your kind needs to be gassed thurrowly
>>693232544
Actually not an option. Literally Joey on the birth certificate
>>693232880
I SEE A WOMAN HAVING A SEIZURE THERE, JOEL
>>693225759
what is it really?
>>693232277
-3/10
what a trashy name
Youri
>>693232964
they both are in fact, regularly shop at whole foods and trader joes
>>693232901
>Nate Higgers
Underrated post
>>693232077
Second rate Eric
>>693232098
Literally my mom's taxi driver
>>693232143
Butthole Joel
>>693232185
Probably the guy who comments first on YouTube
>>693232192
I want to project you as a ginger
My full name is Lucas but I go by Luke alot of the time
>>693232778
Scissors/10
>>693233078
FUCK OFF NOTHING ELSE GETS MY PEEPEE HARD
Ethan
>>693233242
NO IM NOT IM SWOLE JOEL
>>693233068
Have you ever heard of a nickname?
>>693233068
You poor fuck
>>693233265
DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW JOEL
>>693233305
youre that faggot kid that throws eggs over my mansion gates. Stay off my grass, cunt
James
where my fuckin biblical names at
guess
>>693233457
I CANT THERES TOO MANY FBI POPUPS I DONT WANNA GET ARRESTED HELP
>>693233540
Dead. Like you should be. CUnt.
>>693233242
your mom is a milf?
>>693233540
where is your giant peach nigger?
>>693233540
Joel, same here bruhv
>>being a new testament fag
>>693233305
great moves, keep it up!
>>693233305
Probably a pussy or jock asshole 4/10
Logan
>>693233260
>My full name is Lucas but I go by Luke alot of the time
Your parents hated you and wanted you to go through life being indecisive about everything.
>>693232222
holy quads. quads confirm, edgar. 10/10
>>693233651
i'll fuck u up bitch fite me i'll get my brother Jesus to fuck you up
>>693233420
Last name is a Scottish name with 11 letters and 5 syllables so mom wanted me to have a simple first name.
>>693232901
>Nate Higgers.
Whoa. If this shit is legit...
>>693233540
>>693232935
My name is sometimes considered biblical, even though it's spelled differently
>>693232731
Eyy pastrami new York spicee meatboll
>>693233731
you
i like you
gonna smash that spider puss
>>693232222
nice
>>693233699
Kek lurk more old fag
>>693233624
CLOSE THEM AS HARD AS YOU CAN
GET UBLOCK NOW
>>693233832
Ov very goyin, your christ died like a little cunt. JEWS, AATAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK
>>693233900
it's all good in the good book my man
>>693224886
http://cursors.me/
>>693224886
Edward
>>693234040
OK OK THEYRE GONE NOW BUT I DONT WANT TO DELETE HER SHE MAKES ME HAPPY
Daniel
Anthony but often use fake names such as Dean Wade Seth AJ Adam Butch
>>693234217
dammmmnnnnnnnnnnn
Shane
>>693234299
somehow made me kek
>>693233540
Does Thomas count?
Ray
>>693233794
or it was a personal thing and my friends call me luke and I've always put it on letters or school papers
but that works too
>>693234279
thats a long name, what are some of the others
>>693234387
its meme magic
>>693229165
Fuck you Ryder.
Carl Johnson
>>693227621
>>693228639
>>693229522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk
Goofy fuckin' names
Tommy
>>693234203
I'LL BUY YOU A PREMIUM ACCOUNT IN BRAZZERS JOEL
JUST DELETE HER
>>693233587
Dongus
>>693234411
what's happening, forum?
>>693234399
of fuckin course, no doubt
>>693234508
I DONT WANT ANY NORMAL BITCHES ONLY EPILEPTIC BABES GET ME OFF
>>693234508
NIPPLE SALADS
>>693234502
ayyy same here my real name is Thomas but I've always gone by Tommy
>>693234568
why did you have to trigger me faggot
>>693234493
I usually just think them up on the spot because I have horrible social anxiety and panic when people ask my name,
Logan
>>693234662
FINE
IF YOU DON'T WANT IT I'LL STAY WITH IT
keith
"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director
This is criminal. He is saying that there is not equal treatment in this case.
twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/688917116314120192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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>>693234778
buddy you got real issues if you cant even tell people your real name
>>693234778
ruh roh, just train in the mountains and itll all be k bruhdda
>>693234849
FINE FUCK YOU I DONT NEED YOU ANYWAY
>>693234894
I knew a girl named Hillary and she had a big nose but was kind of hot. 6/10
>>693234917
I just think it's funny
>>693235006
THEN I'M TAKING YOUR COMPUTER AND DELETE IT
>>693234862
Will discover you are gay later on life
Marlon
Chelsea
>>693234894
Reading comprehension, do you agve it faggot?
He's saying that in normal circumstances sanctions would be placed, but that's not what he's deciding, he's bot deciding whether to sanction her he's deciding whether to indict her.
Abd there's not enough evidence to support an indictment. in literaly the next paragraph or the oke before that one he lays out what it takes to get an indictment: it's gotta be willful or they've got to be acting treasonously
She didnt do anything on purpose, and so if he indicted her it'd set a precedent whereupon everyone she interacted with would need to be indicted as well.
>>693235187
NO DONT TAKE MY COMPUTER ILL FUCKING BITE YOU I SWEAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jordi
>>693235408
>>693235187
STOP ROLEPLAYING YOU FUCKS
>>693235359
Tits or gtfo.
>>693234797
>My mom is single and had me when she was 14
>>693234862
>I have rodents and small animals battle to the death in my garage
>>693235220
>I secretly enjoy Motown and scat porn
Amari
:^)
Jordan
>>693235508
>>693235560
EAT MY SHIT DICKHEADS
>>693235614
Really hot Indian girl or disgusting hairy Persian man
>>693234862
>keith
Cop.
>>693235801
NIPPLE SALAD?
>>693235408
THEN DELETE IT
>>693235542
Only b-cups. Nothing to boast about :(
>>693235955
show them or fuck off
timestamp
>>693235833
Neither m8
>>693235921
I DONT UNDERSTAND
>>693235948
WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND I CANT LEAVE HER WE LOVE EACHOTHER
Vakshar
>>693235359
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put Chelsea, vagina and penis take off your pants
Gustavo
r8
>>693235359
>Chelsea
Working class parents who wanted to be upwardly mobile. Slutty. Would fuck.
vincent
Cansh
>>693236114
Naw. Not doing that. You can literally go to any other thread and find others girls tits or use google to find millions
>>693235955
All sizes are appreciated <3
>>693236442
2/10 sucks
>>693236442
Don't you have an Insignia customer service call on hold?
>>693236303
OKAY FINE I GIVE UP
BUT I'M BUYING THAT PREMIUM ACCOUNT FOR YOU
>>693236442
>"""""""""unique"""""""""
>>693236392
>vincent
Posting from an illegal phone in prison.
zack
>>693236500
then fuck off back to tumblr, rule is rule
>>693236595
IT JUST A WASTE OF MONEY BUD I UNDERSTAND IT COMES FROM THE HEART BUT ITS JUST GONNA GO TO WASTE, JUST LET ME AND SHEQUANZA BE HAPPY AND ALONE
>>693236709
Lives in a hotel with twin brother Cody
>>693236500
B-but we want to see your qt petitness~
>>693236500
please
>>693236709
>zack
Will have to change your name to something more mature when you turn 16.
>>693224886
I could swear someone was going to take a massive dump on that baby
>>693236758
OKAY
BUT REMEMBER
IT'S THERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED IT
>>693236941
ALRIGHT THANKS DUDE THIS HAS BEEN A REAL LEARNING EXPERIENCE I FEEL LIKE WE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING
>>693236790
close enough, with my late brother's ashes in an apartment. even the annoying blonde cunt too, except I wouldn't fuck my dog
claus
>>693224886
My fucking nigga! My names Brett!
>>693236892
see this, kids, virgin ass vagina's slave begging a supposed woman in an anonymous board nude images
please
K Y S
Y
S
Roan
>>693236936
? how can a name hold any context to age
>>693237033
YOU TOO JOEL
YOU TOO
>>693232861
4th Brett checking in
>>693237237
<3
THANKS FOR HELPING ME SHITPOST
>>693237115
>claus
Hides underage girls in basement.
Jay.
bob
the name bob is hilarious. why would anyone ever name their kid bob
Syed
Trendon
Alexander
>>693237345
NO PROB
Knox
>>693237219
8/10 it's a pretty cool name
>>693237374
They knew he would be a waste of life and they had hoped (and silently encouraged) their worthless child to commit suicide
>>693237404
>Trendon
Parents literally could not be bothered. Saw a street sign on way back from hospital.
Ollie
>>693237371
>>693237374
Oh, lookey here.
Jay and Silent Bob.
>>693228639
>>693229522
>tfw my parents were stuck between choosing Tyler and Kyle, and went with Tyler
>my mom later found out people were named Kyler
Thank God I didn't get stuck with Kyler
Jett
>>693237374
Better than Blob
I'm Jaffar
sofia
My name is Cakshar
>>693238204
Would look good on a nude pic in this thread
isidor
>>693238324
Sounds like a flavor of opium
>>693238324
1/10 what kind of name is that
Michael
>>693238603
Same
>>693238603
3/10 you like feet
>>693233792
>>693234797
>Logan
mah niggas/10
>>693234894
I love this new copypasta. It's so delicious, and it fills me right up.
Milo.
>>693233540
Jeremy here
Aeranea
Michael
>>693239101
like this milo?
>>693224886
Jean Mouloud
>>693232409
Every Joey I've ever met has been a giant pussy
>>693239377
im watching you
B)
>>693239207
Sounds like some edgy role play character
>>693239101
Stop walking on the chickens.
>>693239560
Yeah my name is kinda odd
Brandy
Savelle
>>693239516
Good for you m8
>>693230803
probably major in international relations and subsist on memes
Loren
>>693239475
We are not very similar, only in name.
>>693239708
I don't get it.
Ian
let me have it senpai
Lily
>>693233127
Bald guy with no shirt kissing a baby.
>>693240192
>Loren
Mum and Dad couldn't decide if they wanted a boy or a girl. Still couldn't decide even after you were born.
Damián
Roddy
Named after Mr. Piper
>>693233540
Jacob reporting in
>>693241107
How is that pronounced? Dame- ee- AN? Weird ass name
Sabrina
Boris reporting in
From Siberia w/ luv xxx
Bean
>>693241458
It's in spanish, Dam-ee-AN.
>>693241942
Neat, thanks!
>>693241818
Also, explain y u guys have more than one name.
I mean, what the fuck. Why woulda have more than just ur first name. To sound like a fucking gay-ass prick?
Dammmit nigguh I don't get it.
>>693241869
7/10
Rory
>>693241458
Sabrina?
For real lol?
>>693242649
For real for real. I like it, but I didn't pick it. The only bad thing about it is that fuckers give the worst nicknames.
>>693224886
Wiley.
It's pronounced "Why Lee"
>>693224886
Thomas
>>693242881
sup rina
>>693243349
dammit that's the shit I'm talking about.
Rina and Sabee are the two worst.
>>693241458
go back to Saffron
>>693242881
Darn, that's an obvious 10/10 if ur not trolling (and if you're not a guy lol)
Wanted to have a little witch in my hood for my entire freaking childhood.
Respect mah homie
Mela @zigzaguyoutogo - Periscope
>>693243654
Thanks!
>>693243597
dude you don't even know. Firered nuzlockes are the shit.
>>693224886
Brett is a fucking douchbags name
my name is Ross
>>693224886
Spencer here
