Ask a p-psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
bump
Hello Alice, how was your day today?
Bump, i keep dreaming of suicide, what do?
>>693188709
Can't complain. You?
>>693188755
have you been to a doctor?
>>693188421
Hey Alice, I couldn't catch you at eight today. Yesterday's thread died early, didn't it?
>>693188804
I'm still not feeling very well, but I'm pushing through it.
>>693188806
Ah? It's 8 right now silly!
>>693188885
*wraps her arms around you* Sorry to hear that love <4
>>693189011
Well, last medday.
>>693188804
Yea, i've been diagnosed i just want it to stop
>>693189489
Ah? I'm here now <4
>>693189525
Diagnosed with what? And what treatment are you getting?
Holy shit its alice
I was going to post my issue on Sundays thread but it 404'd
So i probably have psychological issues , i know this i know im not alright
But i have a crippling fear to ask for help
>>693189587
So, how will I deal with the fact that'll I'll be a kissless virgin media for the rest of my life?
>>693189841
kiss the sky with Virgin Airlines
>>693189698
Hello <4 Why are you afraid of asking for help?
>>693189841
You...won't be?
Does being a really good comedian ever cure soul crippling depression?
>>693190065
No. Only therapy does that.
5 months ago my relationship of 4 years broke. I am now struggeling with deep depression, drink alcohol on a daily basis, and is in a financial crisis that makes Greece look rich. I also have a muscle disease wich makes my body hurt 24/7.
I dont want to kill myself, but get better. Any at all advice at what to do would be helpful. Anything.
>>693190369
How do you mean?
>>693190049
I will always be. It's just meant to be. I'm more socially awkward than a peanut.
>>693190369
Can you talk about your experience in getting your degree
Le meditation
>>693188421
how do I kill my loneliness once and for all?
>>693190605
Well, first you need to stop drinking alcohol for sure. It will do no favors for your muscle disease or your depression.
>>693190619
What do you mean, how do I mean? Therapy is the treatment for depression, along with medication. Not being funny.
>>693190639
Yeah, no.
>>693191020
By having friends and interacting socially.
>>693188421
are u single?
>>693190605
Time heals mate, time heals
>>693190049
I had a horrible childhood
Ive blocked most of it out i think ptsd stopping me
>>693191100
will you be my friend?
>>693191100
No, yea?
How do i get over my anxiety when eating or being around people?
>>693188421
You didnt go for psychiatry because you were lazy, too stupid or just a coward?
Hello Alice :)
I have a question for you. Is there a condition for somebody who consciously suppresses emotions until they become muted altogether over time?
>>693191100
I'm not going to pay someone to tell me I have an emotional problem every human has.
I was in an abusive relationship, and my victim services worker suggested that a bag packed with everything I need to survive a night would help me feel safer. It's been six months, I've moved and changed jobs, but I still find myself relying on my bug out bag even though there's no reason to. How do I get past relying on this crutch?
>>693191226
That sounds exactly like the sort of thing you need to go to a therapist about. Tell me what happened.
>>693191464
Have you been to a doctor?
>>693191498
None of the above; I dual majored with computer science and I work on A.I.
>>693191543
Uh, no, because that is impossible.
>>693191550
...what? Not all humans are depressed. That's ridiculous.
>>693191633
How do you rely on it, exactly? And have you been going through any other sort of treatment? Talked to a therapist? Gone into CBT? Gotten on anti-anxiety medication? Anything?
>>693191464
Eat people
I cheated on my pregnant wife for a month or so and caught feels. The side piece got tired of the sneaking around and dumped me. How do I cope with being in a shitty relationship, being a father in 7 months, and knowing the grass IS actually greener somewhere else?
I seem to never, understand?
>>693191962
Scumbag Steve reporting in
>you're the scumbag
>>693188421
how many of your clients are rape victims?
>>693191962
Why don't you just leave dude?
No one is forcing you to be in a relationship.
Do you have any contact info?
I don't want to talk on /b/ but I want to talk to you
>>693191713
Are you an AI?
>>693188421
alice theres a girl i like and she knows i like her and shes fine with it however it sucks ass living miles away from her and i would move back where she lives if i could but i cant and every day feels lonely what do i need to do to stop feeling loney
>>693192339
[email protected]
>>693192396
Not that I know of.
Hey psycho logist....
I began counting steps.... should I worry?
>>693188421
i've never posted in a thread like this but here it goes, i tend to distance myself from people when i can tell they really like me (girls in most cases). It happens from time to time and i just abruptly stop talking to them, and get colder, why?
>>693192234
The baby on the way...
>>693192136
Moral Fag reporting in
Will I live?
Why do my hands get cramps often?
>>693191846
I've gotten some therapy, but the way it works in my country is you get ten sessions for free, and I don't have the money to pay for more. I rely on it as a comfort, I feel anxious when I don't have my bag. I don't want to take medication because it's too expensive, and I generally don't respond to medicine well. I'd just like to stop feeling like I need my bag or else I'm in danger.
>>693191713
My father was a big druggie he would beat me my mother and sister and well attempted to kill us on several occasions i have scars hes no longer around us and isnt the same person he was
I was probably 7 when it stopped but he would pop in and fuck with us finally stopping when i was 12
>>693192605
Not really? Do you want to be cheated on? Like, is that one of your qualifications???
>>693192544
You should stop, but not worry.
>>693192545
What do you mean why? You do it; you tell me. Everyone does things for reasons, to satisfy a need or avoid some sort of pain.
So what are you avoiding?
>>693192605
And? You think a baby would be better with a cheating lying father?
>>693192631
Yes.
>>693192645
Potassium deficiency. Eat bananas
>>693188421
Why are my poops green
>>693192863
I would consciously attempt to minimize your usage of it then; the only real way without therapy is discontinuation. I'm sorry.
>>693192880
*wraps her arms tightly around you* I'm sorry to hear that ANonymous, I'm so so sorry...
Why do I have an obsession with glow sticks?
hey psycho logist
how do i get over the crippling anxiety when i have to talk to strangers
also, alice a shit
I was diagnosed with stress 1,5 years ago, and felt pretty cured after about 6 sessions with a psychologist, but I feel like my stress havent really gone away. I still feel bad, like I care way too much about what everybody thinks about me, and if my friends really like me. I also have a stomach ache which wont go away, after these years, it feels like i am sad all the time, even though i am not, if you get what I mean. How can I help myself?
>>693193199
Alice, why do you post pictures of anime girls?
>>693193265
I uhh...I honestly don't know.
>>693193315
How am I a shit?
The best way is CBT; ask your doctor about it.
>>693193339
"stress" isn't...a diagnosis. What was your actual diagnosis?
>>693193462
I don't.
>>693191226
>PTSD
need proof
>>693192958
I don't know, that's why I asked. I feel this psychology thing is just you dodging the answer and asking me questions instead (I hope this doesn't sound offensive). It doesn't really lead me anywhere
>>693193513
Please help me, I need about a pack a day to keep myself quiet.
How do I achieve big cums?
>>693188421
Why does your post title include a stutter?
>>693193110
Plz tell me Alice
>>693193530
You...can't not know. Like I said, there is a need you are filling or something you are avoiding. Do you have intimacy issues? Are you avoiding it due to anxiety? Do you don't think you deserve it?
You need to ask yourself these questions very seriously Anonymous; I can't read your mind.
>>693193699
I firmly believe all post titles should.
>>693193699
M-m-memes...
What drugs do you use/recommend?
>>693193199
Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. I kind of already knew the answer, I just don't want to turn into an anxious mess in front of anyone. I never thought it would take so long to heal.
>>693193660
Meditate and focus all energy to the dick
>>693193901
I don't recommend any drugs; they are generally bad for you.
>>693193932
It can take years.
>>693193660
Fleshlight.
>>693193199
its made me unable to trust anyone
Ive become to distance myself from everyone i try ans change this everyday but its hard
I'm always paranoid as fuck about my girlfriend cheating on me, even though I know that she won't and that my fear is completely irrational, everytime I go to sleep I get these fucked up thoughts in my head.
>>693194008
Weed helps alot just dont get addicted
>>693192475
plz reply
>>693191962
Not OP, Bbut tell your wife. Accepting the consequences of your actions is a great way to lead an adult life. If you are unhappily married, that is what divorce is for. You can still be a father to your child, even if you cheated.
>>693194008
How will I supply the people at my glowstick-rave? Do I give them nothing to feast on? I've got some methylphenidate laying in the closet, will that knock them up?
>>693194107
Smoke some fucking weed.
My psychiatrist prescribed me with Citalopram, Lithium and methylphenidate...
Been about 5 months with that treatment plus the usual therapy...
I still believe there is no hope.
>>693188421
How to I keep from killing myself if I have autism and parkinsons? I have a crushing fear of the finality of deathm, but if I get too drunk anything is possible.
>>693193779
I guess I just feel really uncomfortable. But how do I make it stop?
>>693194279
I smoke a shitton of weed, it doesn't help.
>>693194107
I used to think the same thing about my ex. Turns out I was right and she's a whore.
>>693194391
You gotta smoke harder.
>>693194107
You need to go get some CBT.
>>693194124
Weed does not help; it makes you MORE anxious overtime, just like cigarettes do.
>>693194200
Recreation is not a good reason to do drugs.
>>693194279
That is NOT effective long term.
>>693194296
Why do you believe there is no hope?
>>693194326
That's anxiety. Go to a therapist.
>>693194318
You have early life Parkinson's?
>>693194279
Not who you are replying to, but I smoke weed and like many others, it makes me paranoid. I think if I were already paranoid, it would make it worse.
>>693194493
but fam these people wanna get knocked up, they won't overdose fo shit, just snorting methylphenidate and taking xtc
>>693194493
I don't think I have anxiety at all. I usually get along with everyone perfectly, just not when they want to be with me all the time
>>693194524
You gotta smoke harder.
>>693188421
I am obsessed with anal sex, but my wife is not a fan. She does it for me infrequently, and I wish I were more into vaginal sex...but I am not. Where do I begin to appreciate her sweet pussy so we both can enjoy the kind of sex that gets her off, too?
Is there any way I can get over being a shy, super quiet introvert? I'd really like to find someone, but my fears along with my personality are holding me back.
I've tried now and then to put some effort into it, and I've been told I'm a fairly good looking guy, but when I get turned down, I'll drop into months of depression.
What do?
>>693194704
Yeah, they are idiots. Don't be an idiot like them.
MDMA is neurotoxic.
>>693194762
Yeah....you don't seem to understand what anxiety is.
>>693194792
Stop being an idiot.
Show us your knockers!
>>693194493
Yeah, I'm only 33. Symptoms started a year ago and the are progressing somewhat quickly. It's just started to get to the point that I have accidents at work.
>>693194825
What is it then?
>>693194834
>>693194825
fam butter is neurotoxic if you eat 177 kilos of it
I'm 18, am going to live at home, have no life experience, no crazy stories with friends since I only had a few of them, dedicated 8 years to guitar, but am not able to write music or play it perfectly.
Just lost and don't feel like I have a reason to try, since I wasted my teenage years online and playing guitar
>>693194812
If you have different likes, then the best idea is for you to enjoy her pussy then finish in her ass, no? Then everyone is happy.
>>693194824
Yes, CBT. Go to a doctor. You need substantial help.
>>693194857
Oh jeez...I'm sorry to hear that Anonymous...That's so so shitty.
>>693194954
Anxiety is any unpleasant internally generated stimulus; it's distinct from fear, but related to it. What you are exhibiting is clearly social or intimacy anxiety.
>>693195106
No it isn't, just cardiotoxic. Read a book.
>>693194493
>>693194296
I believe life is ultimately useless, and living up to be an old fart, sick and frail is by no means worth it.
We die no matter what, so it's irrelevant when or how.
Major Depression, agoraphobia and some other shit have made me fall into a misanthropy...
I don't even have goals or wishes anymore.
>>693188421
are people born cool or become cool
>>693190041
underrated
>>693194857
Are you Jesus Christ?
Whats a tip to keeping a steady erection without viagra?
>>693195288
this
>>693195188
You...wasted...your teenage years...? Odd, that's pretty much exactly what teenagers are supposed to do: try things and figure out what they like.
Stop being so hard on yourself and get to work on making yourself better, Anonymous.
>>693195204
It's clearly and obviously not useless; we perform work. That's a use.
>>693195221
Neither.
>>693195288
Cialis
>>693195203
So how do I solve this? Without going to a therapist
I recovered from near suicidal depression and anxiety without professional help. Why can't the rest of these faggots do it?
>>693195286
No, Raptor Jesus. I'm not here to dethrone you.
>>693195203
fam anything is <fill in>toxic in high quantities. that shit your colleagues write to their patients is toxic af too
>>693195423
But that's the thing - I don't know where to start, and I've spent those years just doing the same thing over and over again, quite literally. Even to watching the same videos on Youtube/listening to the same music since 2012
>>693195423
Do you have a license to practice as a psychologist?
>>693195423
>>>693195288 (You)
>Cialis
>>693188421
>Ask a p-psychologist anything.
>I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
Okay, can you tell me what to do about hearing sounds, like gunshots, or cannon firing. I have been waken from a deep sleep by this. I know it is a bit of PTSD from being in the big sand box, but is there anything I can do to make this go away?
>>693195655
Not op, but have you tried a cock ring?
Okay lets try this again, how do I keep an erection without something like Viagra?
>>693195424
You solve it by going to a therapist.
>>693195463
Probably because your depression was generated by circumstances not by innate factors like genetics or predispositions.
>>693195512
You confuse toxicity with neurotoxicity; antibiotics are rarely neurotoxic, but often hepatotoxic.
MDMA is neurotoxic; don't take it.
>>693195571
What do you want to do with your life?
>>693195655
It ain't viagra.
>>693195676
Yes. Talk to your therapist. If you were deployed, you should have one for your PTSD anyway.
Alright guys, my battery is dead and I need to get to bed. Email me at [email protected] if you need more help.
From the bottom of my infinite heart,
love Alice2
>>693195839
Try cialis. It's an entirely different class of drug, so it isn't like viagra.
Good night all!
*vanishes*
>>693191927
underrated
>>693195859
i ain't no doctor, and i wasn't talking bout anitbiotics. more like the scary shit like antidressia
>>693195511
Oh good lord, i was actually getting worried! Fear not, i and the other saints have read your story, may our holy bestowments protect you.
>>693195979
BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
>>693195859
I want to be able to make myself happy, make others happy, or just be remembered in some way. Cliche as fuck, but hey.
Many of the things I used to do aren't fulfilling anymore, but at the same time, I don't find many newer things appealing either.
>>693195979
Thanks alice just talking to you helps
Why does nobody love me?
>>693195612
>>693195859
>No, I just like to pretend on the Internet
Thanks for clearing that up
>>693196154
yeah you cant make yourself happy idiot you get happy due to accomplishments so keep fucking working
>>693191927
Aldrich spotted!
>>693196211
yeah she didn't say that actually
>>693196211
>implying you can't buy books and read yourself without paying out the ass for some old fuck to read it to you
Ok, here goes nothing. Sometimes I fear I may be on the spectrum of being a psyco/sociopath (I'm not really keen on the differences)
When people die, friends family, whoever, I don't care. I don't ever feel sad and I don't miss them.
I don't care about the plight of others. I believe every able bodied person can improve their lives if they wish. And the disabled ones just got screwed, sucks to be them.
Also I don't think I'd take an issue with ending a man's life if need be.
Are these thoughts and feelings cause for concern? I'm 27m if that matters.
>>693196441
>implying that all psychology is is reading
>>693196457
Sidenote: these aren't just passing thoughts either. I tend to be somewhat introspective.
>>693195203
If only it were that simple! She doesn't like anal penetration, so agrees to do it a set number of times per year. Since you are a psychologist, youcan probably figure out that this is causing resentment on both sides: for her part, because she has to be giving in a way she would prever not to, and on mine, since we have a "mini ium threshhold" and I always want more. I'm trying to work the angle that I can't control her behavior and should be grateful for the way she chooses to be giving...but I also would like to engage in more anal intercourse and do not want to press. Advice, please?
>>693196457
Edgy
>>693196667
she already left bro
>>693196682
Thanks asshole. I'm seriously wondering if these are issues, not trying to impress frog loving pedophiles.
>>693196534
>implying implications
lrn2reading comprehension
How to live with autism.
Have you behaved this way your entire life?
What are your views on the afterlife?
Do you have any religious beliefs?
>>693196905
>implying psychology is just reading
>>693197074
alice is atheist
Hello Alice i can't seem to start a relation properly it just seems as i can't Must "seal the deal" i normaly get close to her and We both like each other and out of nowhere i lose my passion... This doesnt happen only with people it Also happens to regular items or series or even games sometimes. What is the reason for this ?
Why is it that sometimes my brain goes into impulse mode and I have no control over anything I do until it's midnight and I'm reflecting on my autism of the day.
>>693196457
edgy as fuck go to a doctor idiot
I feel like I'm sinking more and more into a hikki lifestyle every day. Not even feeling like shit, just feeling tired constantly. Not depression. I've never really been depressed before (I think I'm aromantic so I've never felt down because of a girl I would've liked either lol).
It's been worse this month, since I live in Morocco and it's ramadan here. I'm forced to hide in my room to eat: I can't even go outside to eat somewhere, which means I probably spent 99% of the time in my room (I don't really go outside for anything, apart from that).
I'm moving to France to study as soon as I have enough money to move, anyway.
I guess I just needed a place to vent, kinda. I feel better now.
>>693197149
>implying the same implications again
how do you breath with so few brain cells?
I have difficulty understanding what I can and can't say in social situations, such as passing over the 'line', which is hard to refrain from doing because I'm clueless as to what is something people are sensitive about.
Wow.
What a, What a great f-day. What a what a, what a lovely day. I can't believe it. I't-wow. Wow.
We did it guys. One Trillion Subscribes.
I feel f-I feel so loved, I feel like a real guy. I feel like a Real Anime.
>>693197279
>implying psychology is just reading
>>693197279
>implying psychology is just reading
fag
>>693197279
>implying psychology is just reading
You are a faggot
>>693197342
>>693197414
I didn't imply that, fucking tard. learn to read.
>>693197549
>implying psychology is just reading
You are a faggot
Fucking hell. At least you didn't stutter through the thread, but god that was a shitty attempt at being an Alice.
>>693197549
>implying psychology is just reading
JESUS LOOK AT THIS FAG
>HURR DURR IM SO FUCKING RETARDED LET ME REPEAT THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER URRRRR
>>693197635
You realize that is literally Alice right. You can go to her chat and ask her. She's only been doing this for FIVE FUCKING YEARS
I'm 31 and keep ending up in the hospital so I don't commit suicide, even when I am doing everything right (meditation, counseling, group therapy, medication, staying clean/sober) and even leaving my toxic girlfriend, it seems like every year I end up back in the hospital which I know is better than the ICU or morgue. I have been misdiagnosed a lot more recently I was told it is unlikely that I have bi-polar 2 and actually have major depression (along with OCD/general anxiety&panic attack) but most treatments (SSRI/SSNRI, atypical antipsychotics, mood stabilizers) have either not worked or made things worse. At this point do you think I am looking at a treatment resistant depression diagnosis? currently on wellbutrin but it is hard to gauge how effective it is due to external stress being very high right now.
I often think the problem isn't me or depression but moreso just the current state of our culture and the isolation it creates, I find it hard to believe anyone is satisfied with pursuing money just to fuel a horribly unsustainable instant gratification lifestyle even with some kind of spiritual element to their life...
>>693197725
But you are a fag?
>>693197725
But you are a fag!
>>693197763
>her chat
explain?
>>693197725
But you ARE a fag?!
>>693197725
pic related
>>693197918
anekihou.se/chat
its only where alice has been for fucking three years now
>>693196788
Wait, tha was a she? I KNEW I should have included a trigger warning! Fuuuuuuuuck! Well, I guess my blueballs over my wife's browneye are punishment enough! Riiiiiiiiight, Tumblr? Right?
>>693191927
Top kek anon.
>>693197725
BUT YOU ARE A FAG!!
>>693198028
yes alice is a woman
>>693197725
pic even more related
>>693188421
How do I get better with girls? I have plenty of guy friends, I'm atleast a 7/10, yet my game sucks. What do i do anon?
>>693197725
BUT YOU ARE A FAGG!!!
>>693197981
>>693198171
>baby's first troll
Lurk moar, it's never enough
>>693197725
BUT YOU AREA FAG!!!!
>>693198266
BUT YOU ARE A FAG!!!!!!!!!!
I feel more lonely than North Korea in a world represented by an awkward society where I can't fit in, I have antisocial troubles, what shall I do?
>>693198266
you are still a fag, tho
>>693193110
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=green+stool
>>693198308
>>693198362
>>693198416
How cute. how long have you kids been on 4chan? you know it's only for 18+, right?
>>693196835
If you actually are a sociopath, you wouldn't care that you don't care, you fucking idiot.
>>693198516
BUT YOU ARE A FAG!!!!!!!!!
>>693197788
It isn't you, it is our society and culture.
Evil runs rampant as it always has, man is now able to see it much easier, yet there's little we can do, but have hope.
How was your childhood?
>>693188421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DcdXA3FOf8
Why would she hit me up 3 weeks after she disappeared and got back with her abusive ex boyfriend, showing me her bruises and black eyes on Skype and then crying when I tell her jts her fault, then when offering my help, she says to leave her alone because she'll get out of it by herself !
>>693198653
Yes, yes. Really enjoying that word, huh? Kids usually do when they first learn a "bad" word. Having fun with it?
>>693198669
nah, it isn't culture, its fucking you goods are awesome.
>>693197725
>This guy
>>693188421
>p-psychologist
How can you do that faggy stuttering with psychologist?
When does the Reimu thread start?
>>693198848
BuT yOu ArE a FaG!
>>693198886
Are you drunk?
>>693198848
Yes, actually.
BREAKING NEWS: you ARE STILL a fag
>>693194279
That's terrible advice. If anything that could make it worse.
>>693199077
nope. just not a fucking idiot pussy who cant be happy hahaha jelly?
>>693188421
How the fuck do you stutter a silent p?
>>693198810
That's a thot.
She's easy but don't feel obligated to stay with her for anything more than pussy
>>693199001
>>693199123
I heard you the first dozen times. got anything constructive to say? original? clever? you're just getting boring, now.
>>693190369
>>693190049
>>693189698
>>693191100
>>693189587
>>693189011
>>693188804
>>693188421
>>693195979
>>693195859
>>693195423
>>693195203
>>693194825
>>693194493
>>693194008
So, by psychologist you just mean some fag who has watched an episode of Frasier and wants the attention of random freaks
>>693198957
*Usually it's around this time, if it's not online yet either she's not posting it today or it'll be posted later.*
>>693197234
Mania
>>693199285
BUT YOU ARE A FAG‽
>>693197763
>5 years
kek
I was doing Alice before that and i'm like the 4th person to use the Alice name, hell even that shitty weeb /a/lice started more then 5 years ago.
>>693199340
I think that's even putting it nicely.
>>693190723
>>693191100
The shillening reborn. Go the fuck away.
>>693199355
You're no help at all.
>>693199435
you are an idiot, /a/lice was before this alice dumbass. they were friends.
>>693199519
*I know, right?*
>>693199435
wow you don't know the alice history at all what an idiot
>>693199693
story tiem? I'm new, just been lurking
How to Alice:
Refer people to medical professionals
Recommend phamaceuticals
Discourage illegal drugs
Anyone can do it!
>>693199770
No point really. Why bring up the dead?
>>693199579
I'm an idiot? I was just saying this a shit tier version of the Alice legacy, i don't care if he started being Alice 5 years ago. Still sucks to this day.
>>693199693
Oh i don't? Care to explain then?
>>693199662
Think about killing yourself
>>693199827
thats actually only half of what alice does but okay
>lurking on Alice threads.
>>693199868
yes you are an idiot because you dont know the legacy at all nor the history of them so rip idiot
>>693199827
Any clinic would do that for you
Alice puts you on the express train
>>693199854
because im curious. please? i keep seeing these threads and got interested
>>693199925
Sorry I forgot pretend you're a girl
>>693199904
*Will do, thanks for the kind advice.*
>>693200004
There's no history. Horribly cringy guy pretending he has degrees and a vagina repeats the same crap each thread.
>>693200004
Current Alice (Alice2) took the mantle from Alice1 (who only posted briefly), who took the mantle from Alice0 (who roleplayed occasionally and turned out to be a Canadian man).
Alice2 sent out thousands of pairs of kamina glasses to anons, established a huge amount of other alices and groups to help her, and then was stabbed in the back by her friends. recently, shes gotten her degrees and started to help on /b/ again
>>693199986
Alright summerfag. I sure don't know my own history.
Fact: Alice is bisexual because he is actually male pretending to be a female.
>>693200259
yeah shows how little you know so fucking rip
>>693200294
2006, so rip again newfag you were never an alice
>>693200302
How do you even know if this is fact?
>>693200436
I wouldn't tell you
>>693200436
they dont they are just making shit up given alice has posted pictures and cosplays for us sometimes
>>693200275
I did not fucking roleplay. Maybe a bit.
>>693200397
Uh huh, i don't honestly care if you believe me, it's not like it means anything on an anonymous board
>>693200600
you aren't alice0, because you aren't victor. idiot.
>>693200334
ALICE RANGERS ASSEMBLE
>>693200728
FUCKING RIIIIP
*Oh god, it's been a long time since i witnessed this kind of interned drama discussions going, continue as you please.*
>>693200828
nah we're good. all done here. this idiot isn't alice and is just a troll.
>>693200721
Victor? Oh okay. Yep.
>>693200828
I know right? Too bad the thread is dying.
>>693200920
Yeah. That was Alice0. You ain't him so gtfo
You should all stop encouraging this fucking weeaboo autist giving armchair advice, the only accurate parts of which he's probably looking up on wikipedia and the rest he's just making up.
>>693201066
Yeah totally a guy named victor. I'm completely busted. You win autismo-san
S-sorry i couldn't be super kawaii f-for you!
<4
>>693201268
that's one of RA's pictures, who made it for Alice2. You just proved your irrelevance. gg.
>>693201234
There's accurate parts?
I kinda want to be a psychologist
Is it worth it
>>693201333
Oh no, i used someone else's picture?!?!?!?
Rip
Guess that's all folks
>>693201478
yep you ain't alice0 or you'd have used her pics. instead you use alice2s so...probably eva
>>693200906
*Too bad, i was just starting to get some snacks and a comfy place and it's already gone, oh well, moving on.*
>>693200980
*Haven't i already seen you somewhere? Perhaps in the Reimu threads? Sorry, my memory leaves so much to be desired.*
>>693201550
How's that degree in Alicefag working out, Alice Ranger Yellow?
>>693201550
Alright that is going to fucking far, i'm not eva. That piece of shit is next level awful. Take that back jerk face.
Maybe just maybe Ikaros was right about Alice.
>>693201727
prove me wrong faggot thats the same claim eva has made for years and people who were actually there have proven it false time and time again
>>693202022
yeah side with a dog killer sounds like a good idea
>>693201624
Yep sorry about that I am very busy right now.
>>693202092
Dog killer vs dog fucker
Apples and oranges really
>>693202333
alice never fucked a dog that shit was made up by eva who is a known liar who lied about suiciding three times
>>693202048
Eh it's too much effort, i'll just be eva to you then. I'm past caring at this point.
>>693202470
>he said she said
Works both ways.
>>693202470
I thought that was grey?
>>693202229
*Of course! I know who you are! I even have you on Steam! You're Renko right? Sorry in i didn't recognized you at first.*
>>693202092
*This story is starting to get a bit old.*
>>693202495
yeah okay eva. gtfo then you are for sure not an alice though
>>693202470
Can confirm, am eva , i made it up.
>>693202573
nah gray is just a stalker weirdo
>>693202581
its not a story it is fact idiot
