OH SHIT NIGGERS
The fuckest of fucking deathclaws is here, and guess what... HES GOT A FUCKING MINIGUN. Nobody has been safe before and now nobody will ever be safe. Unless you, a brave wastelander can fuck him up.
he has 500 HP, Can you slay this mighty foe?
Singles = No Damage
Dubs = 20
Trips = 50
Quads = 100
Quints or Higher = 1 Hit Crit Damage
>deathclaw with minigun
>>693135033
480 HP left
Rolling for crit
Ahhhh run! Deathclaw mingun!
2 in the poo
>>693134808
eat my fat man faggot
Powerfist PUNCH!
Rawling for Pauling
>>693135333
Shit nigga you got some steel fists
And now my brass knuckle duster 6 shot deathclaw buster
FUCK ATTACK
>>693135333
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaah! Take that! And my Varmint rifle!
>>693135415
I put a buncha points into unarmed, muahaha
its not much, but i will do what i can!
>>693134808
Rolling for mini nuke blast
Quad dmg?
Eat my dick, Mr. Deathclaw!
Fuck you!
>>693134808
Rolling pin! I choose you!
>>693135600
Ur speech skill is so lethal the deathclaw took 20 dmg from you yelling.
Or from ur breath...
>>693135600
It's 410!
>>693135333
430 HP LEFT
I jizz all over the deathclaw
>>693135033
>>693135333
>>693135600
410 hp on this fucker!
Fuck you niggerclaw
>>693135748
Its ineffective!
Suck my rotating cock!
>>693134808
Mininuke FIRE
Dr. Mantis Toboggan attacking with my magnum dong
Mighty erection to the face
*Moons deathclaw
Throws rock!
More like DEADclaw
Scrotum shooter, Go!
Pew pew pew
>>693134808
bottlecap mine get
Throw the CHEEEEESE!
Flaming faggots circle jerk
>>693134808
Ohdearsweetgodno
SAVE US ULTRA GIGGA NIGGA!
kys lmao
>*GETS Skill roll*
faggot
Go back to mom's basement.
>>693134808
fok that deathclaw up. rollll
>>693135955
390hp I like ur attitude wastelander!
You should try out for the Botherhood
>>693135955
390!
Niggers
Semen gun get
Get some
Rolling to save the day.
>>693136122
Semen gun is effective! 370
>>693136166
350
rollin for dildo weapon
>>693136122
>>693136166
Double teamed
>>693136166
350
Sponge em
>>693134808
Arming my nukes...
330 get
>>693136255
330!
nuked
>>693136299
Triple teamed! 330
Drop your weapon!
>>693136299
310!
nukes ready...
Cock slap
rollin for dick slap
Rape deathclaw
fire
Cumshot attack, activate!
Butthole drill
shitty brotherhood of steel pilot crashes into the deathclaw.
>>693134808
Almost half way niggers, fuck him up
>>693134808
The hell is critical damage?
Not today, bitch!
>>693136500
Oh shit, you hit him 290!
Use razor leaf
Cock rockets ready 8---
This nigger is going down, check them quads.
Quads get
shit
Dick blast go!
>>693136500
310 health plus deathclaw is blinded
FUCK THIS DEATH CLAW
Anal rape
Let ME handle this
Autistic freakout
>>693136669
YOU FAIL, You had to add the "Get" in there and ruin the chance.
Mfw I only have this
>polchan.net
>>693136722
>>693136733
Double fire.
GG EZ Give me challenge
Get him honey badger!
diarrheastorm will stop this kikenigger
>>693136722
It's effective, feminists chose well their weapons
Loading the rockets... on standby...
You motherfucker!
>>693136721
I almost had him guise
>>693136811
Get Diddled you frickin deadclaws
That's not a cazaclaw, fuck him.
>>693136847
Got em
>>693136737
Reroll for switchblade
Going for the insta baby
>>693136887
YOU ASSHOLE, You've doomed us all!
Shit and cum on him
>>693136822
210!
Throws funny banana
Vape cloud attack
>>693135333
I'll shoot him with my hunting rifle!
Missiles activated.
Spazz out
imma dickslap the shit outta this bastard
Die, foul beast
>>693137049
SOOOOOO effective... For fucks sake...
Solar beam charging
>>693137005
Fuck off with your nanners Randy
ENEMY HAS MUTATED
this cunt be going down
Eat this!
ANd ROCKETS
I use dick slice
>>693134808
Why is it called a minigun? Theres nothing "mini" about it.
>45% chance to hit
>1% chance to crit
>>693134808
>V.A.T.S
Quads get!
I summon Ankylosaurus
aids
Reroll for power dickslap... If there is a god he will go with this attack
Going for trips bitches.
OKay... trips cannon go. Hyper JIZZ BEAM!
The jig is up deathclaw.
>>693137200
190 dino-wreckage
>>693137059
dickslap missed but i will try again for the glory of allah
Dildo destroyer missile
>>693137200
Good job, anky!
Well it's over now
*aim bb gun* cmon girl don't fail me down
MUST DESTROY!
And now... for my ultimate attack... MAGICARP, USE SPLASH!!!
And another PARALYZER!
Hep A
Last roll for power dickslap
Get him Tyrone! He stole your weed AND your grape drank!
Charzard use whatever thing...
die you commie fucker
shitstorm activated.
diarrhea loaded.
FIRE
Holy fuck guys I'm so scared
ANT USE BITE.
>>693137425
roll
Mighty dickslap redemption attack go
*Throws at death claw*
Die muthathianz mofoker triiiips Get!
Mosquitos
PRAISE THE SUN!
Got my wazer wifle
>>693137527
Goddamn it you only shit yourself
>>693134808
eat shit fucking waste land monster!!
>>693137476
Rerolling,the deathclaw has his EBT too!>>693137476
Unleash the Taylor Swift
>>693137633
and the sun answered your call and solaire beat some shit out of the bastard
>>693137700
150 scout hits
shitstorm quad get
this is the drill that will pierce the deathclaws!!
SNAKE FUCKER GO!
>>693137776
fuck shit cunt tits
Unleash the Kraken
>>693137776
NO!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!! YOU... RUINED IT... You were so close... and... you... failed us... GET THE FUCK OFF OF THIS THREAD... You've failed enough.
>>693137776
...
Pow
>>693134808
Im gonna call him a double nigger
>>693137751
WTF is he fucking a snake
rollin
>>693137887
We have some losers today, go back to the minuteman
>>693137925
Yup...
Summon the Dragon King
>>693137776
You FUCKER
KILL IT
>>693138001
YOU FUCKING CUNT.
>>693137925
Trying to at least
Shoot that bastard!
Is there a God anons?
Semen gun power attack
>>693134808
Rolling for gigganigga9000Z to take his bitchass outtttt
QUINT BOMB
Anon readies his BB gun.
The Deathclaw is closing in!
Anon fires his shot.
It does ??? damage.
Poke
I'll use the pew pew position
Time to unleash my ultimate attack... Splash... Followed up with... splash...
Oh yea, feel that bitch.
One hit kill FTW.
COOOOOOOOOONTAAAAAAACT
>>693137620
*Throws again*
>>693137776
>>693138200
checked
Check my dubs!
If dubs, death claw is healed 25HP
>Using stimpak on Deathclaw
Kill it with Taylor Swift's music
KAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>693134808
IM NOT AFRAID GET FUCKED BOI
>>693134808
Give me the alien gun
Kamehemeha
>>693138151
Reroll 4 gigganigga900Z
>>693138266
Aw yisss our savior has cometh 110
GALIK GUN!!!
>>693138266
>>693137700
do i have to carry the team?
deathclaws ain't shit with my level
>Anon used Nuka Cola Quantum on Deathclaw.
Death claw is healed for 300 HP
Unleash the power of the thu'um
>>693138395
My poke did some damage too :( Let's try it again
>>693137153
Dat bitch hava nintendo ds?
>>693138453
Rolling for this
>>693134808
kritikel roll
A mysterious stranger appears..
>>693138477
Awesome! *throws trash at him*
It's time to unleash... Mu god powers.... *Fucks in the ass*
Niggers
>>693138554
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! SOOO CLOSSSEEEEE
Tell him terrible dad joke
>>693138554
Off by one assrape
Destructo disk!
*Sucks the deathclaw's tiny penis*
This should work...
>>693138644
Shitsmear ftw
watch out big dick coming through
>>693138644
I know... It would have been so funny too!!!
Error 1930028
PURGE THE SHIT OUT OF IT
>>693138499
The nuka is poisonous for deatclaws, 50 left
Fuck this deathclaw faggut.
Wut we at? 90hp?
Gives dissaproving stare
o,o
Shows him /b/
>>693135826
Kek
Ultimate move time... *Unveils BOXXY*
This is our queen... Time to die.
BOXXY
This is my last shot anons. Activate an hero. Good bye.
die nigger monster
ROCKETU PUNCHHH
>Gives Deathclaw my last stimpak, healing it for 100HP..
Whoops!
SHIT SON
Death yodel
Oooo ooo ooo ooo oo
Use super stimpak on deathclaw... Heals him 180 points if dubs, trips, etc.
>>693138918
REROLL
Bite ass
For God's sake
>>693138904
>>693138876
What r the fucking odds...
>>693138961
fuckin reroll come on
Nsh
![e0b1bb4735dd7c8d7033d16c92208448[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sXWXScr.jpg "e0b1bb4735dd7c8d7033d16c92208448[1].jpg")
>>693134808
got him
quints get
Dubs for healing 180 HP
>>693139018
COME ONNNN
>>693138876
fag
>>693139047
ROCKET HIIIIIM
>>693138940
Traitor! Get radiation poisoning
Sing lullaby
Get fucked in the ass until it's too weak to move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n2PFLlbpzw
"Friendly God of Hyperdeath spawned!"
+200 Morale
+200 FIGHT
*Goes super saiyan*
Time to fuck this bitch up.
*Fucks it hard in the asshole*
FOOS ROE DAA!!!
Super cumshot
Bang!
>>693134808
I am the saviour of this world,
>>693139099
30hp bitches! Fucker is asleep too!
>>693134808
pee
>>693139090
FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>693138918
FIREEEEEE
Time to end this.
>>693139220
let me fucking WIN
*shin kick of DOOM!
>>693139238
THIS TIIIIIIME
Is anyone tracking HP? *Whips out calculator*
And someone came on him while he was asleep!!!
*wipe it off with slightly coarse Kleenex*
>>693139275
this time.
Damn all of you to HELL.
I'm not going out without a bang...
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>693139276
Should be 30hp
>>693138921
Prepare to get facefucked
>>693139144
10
>>693139315
this time...
KAMEHAMEHA
Jesus, how is he alive?!
anal fist
>>693139343
FOR FUCK SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE OFF BY ONE
me making the precise shot
Ill end it fam
>>693139370
FDSFDSFAFADA
Put malfunctioning electric blanket over him
>>693138772
DOUBLE-PURGE IT
>>693139402
i will an hero if not this time
Daddies cummies
POKEMON TRAINER USED FULL RESTORE
>>693139439
ok bye guys
aye lmao
RIP in pepperoni
What's even happening here?
I'd be able to do this shit if it wasn't for the damn ROBOT checker fuckhole.
suck the deathclaws dick until his head explodes
3% battery charge hit!
10 posts left, any dubs gets final kill
kill it
Prepare your anus, fucker
>>693134808
killa
>>693139577
I win
>>693139577
BEST DEATH EVER
Hn
FINAL BLOW... I USE RESTING BITCH FACE
>>693139577
oh shit nigger you give good head
>>693139577
fucking glorious
Time to summon Satan. *Unleashes all of the traps ofchan *
die pls
>>693139577
kiiiil
Die bitch
>>693139665
FUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>693139577
Whoooooooooo!!!!
Also, faggot
