Continuing the last thread, it's Tori again~!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Continuing the last thread, it's Tori again~!
>>693126474
I don't have any keks, sorry, Papyrus.
>>693126406
I love that your so eager to taste this cock. Like I said, I love teasing though. Maybe I'll just make you kiss it first? Start with the tip, then down the shaft and back up. Mmf.
>>693126633
OR, YOU KNOW. ONLY REPORT YOU.
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT PPSTED IT. FUCKING IDIOT.
>>693126776
#vpnthings
>>693126302
Do you... fear me brother?
>>693126085
Hey there... mind giving me the knife skeleton? Would be so nice from you...
>>693126860
Oh, I bet you're so delicious, Anon
>>693126726
Papyrus do not give Chara the knife.
>>693126860
WELL UNFPRTUNATELY I STILL TREAT TORIEL AS MY HIGHER-UP.
SO NO.
ALSO MY CAPTCHA WAS "CHOOSE ALL IMAGES WITH PIES"! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
>>693127054
Fuck Toriel you mixed up the post links NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>693126483
-It'll take some minutes to get the pie started for the whole family.-
>>693126860
I'm not afraid of you! I'm just afraid of what might happen in the future...
ANYWAYS, FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING, FELLOW POST VIEWERS!
I WILL ANSWER EACH AND EVERY ONE!
>>693127259
Oh dear, I must have gotten the numbers confused. Sorry!
>>693126483
Hey guys its me Tyrone Biggums anyone got some crack
>>693127054
Aw, you're so horny your mixing up links! Fantasizing about the taste of my cock? Maybe you could start using your tongue on it. Just the head, first. You know how I love to take it slow.
i cant believe ive seen something more cancerous than bronies on /b/
>>693127457
No? What about a peanut butter and crack sandwich?
>>693127457
YOU COULD HAVE SOME OF TORIEL'S CRACK!
I HEARD IT GOES GREAT WITH PIES!
HOLY SHIT MY CAPTCHA ASKED ME FOR NOODLES
HERES A PIC OF ME AND SANS
>>693127600
Noone cares if you don't like this thread.
This is /b/, we can do whatever the fuck we want, so if you have nothing good to say gtfo.
>>693127342
Don't lie...I remember you crying for mercy.
>>693127054
D-delicious? What are you saying mom?
>>693127342
(Insert Cooking Mama memes here)
>>693127457
No, but I do have pie.
>>693127572
Oh, please let me take it in my mouth, Anon
>>693127771
I don't have crack
>>693127727
Tyrone why
>>693127429
Where does the pasta go after you eat it, if you're a skeleton?
>>693127771
Well, his eyes glow blue, so he must be nice.
>>693127816
Nononononononono, I got the post numbers mixed up Chara, I was talking to someone else about deliciousness, my child.
>>693128004
Are you and Asgore getting back together?
>>693128004
>I got the post numbers mixed up
ohsure.png
I got 4 dollars in change, a lighter, and some string, who got da crack?
>>693127886
THE PASTA LITERALLY GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH ME.
BUT IT DOES RESTORE HEALTH!
ALSO, I DONT KNOW WHY SANS' EYES ARE BLUE THERE.
HE USUALLY ONLY DOES IT WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAS HAPPENED THOUGH.
DONT WORRY, I THINK IT WAS JUST THE CAMERA.
((also im sorry there is a huge lack of papyrus art fitting to this situation))
>>693128163
Glowing blue doesn't mean something bad is happening.
>>693127855
Okay, you can have it. But cherish it. Tease me real good, I love it like that. What do you want to do with my cock?
>>693128004
Omfg I just imagine the dreemurr family (minus Asgore) where they're all talking but some dude is just behind toriel pounding her and everyone's just cool with it.
H-Hey Toriel... I-I didn't know you lurked here... What I miss?
>>693127816
B-Baa! Those were old memories... A-Although you're the best sibling... Okay. It's true. Y-You do scare me sometimes...
>>693127855
-Yes. Cooking mama: Dreemurr edition.-
>>693128234
WELL, IT DOES FOR HIM.
DUNNO WHY THOUGH.
I WOULD ASK HIM ABOUT IT, BUT HE NEVER REALLY ANSWERS ME.
JUST TELLS ME "it's no big deal, bro" OR "it's fine, don't worry about it."
IT KIND OF WORRIES ME.
>>693127816
>>693128355
Kids, you're mother's a milf.
>>693128234
What are you? A monster?
>>693128004
Uhmm... About pies?
>>693128117
No way in hell. He doesn't deserve me.
>>693128132
I did. Are you accusing me of lying?
>>693128133
I have cracked piece of glass.
>>693128277
I just want it inside my mouth so badly, Anon.
>>693128296
W-What??
>>693128331
Salutations Alphys
>>693128355
Fuck yes
>>693128572
S-So... How do you like 4chan? I-I mostly go on /a/, but you know.... Gets boring there from time to time...
>>693128486
No, please not in front of my children!
>>693128533
Yyyyyyes.
>>693128572
>no way in hell.
Then can I be your personal fuck toy?
>>693128572
>SAYS "FUCK" IN FRONT OF OWN CHILD
WHAT
>>693126483
dude fuck undertale
I wrote a rap for you guys in the hopes that you're share your crack with me. Here goes.
My name's Tyrone, I like crack.
I'll suck your dick if you give me some crack.
In school they told me crack was wack
But I'm poor and black so I'm gonna smoke crack.
I fucked a fat bitch cause she had some crack.
I really like crack. Gimme some crack.
Hammer time.
>>693128572
Well that's basically a dramatization of this thread.
Talking to your kids while sexting with some dude.
>>693128734
Oh, this is actually my first time, but I'm liking it a lot, thanks for asking!
>>693128767
Maybe.
>>693128838
Oh damn it, I'm sorry!
>>693128874
That is quite true.
>>693128533
No about dicks!
>>693128486
>>693128742
M...mother? You shouldn't go arround like that... You could get kill... a cold.
>>693128486
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
-Oh dear. Please cover the goat boy's eyes.-
>>693128572
-Insert Lazy town baking song here-
>>693129022
Tori, just so you know, your not the only one frisk has been frisky with~
Don't ignore me bitch I'll kill you.
>>693129138
Chara, I'm not a sex person at all, so stop worrying
>>693129140
(insert casual floof boop)
>>693129022
OKAY, SANS WANTS TO GET ON NOW. YOU GUYS CAN ASK HIM WHATEVER.
hey. ask me some shit.
heh, the captcha was pies again.
>>693128572
Talk lewd to me, Toriel. Come on, how bad do you want this dick? What do you want to do to it? Come on, make me even hornier for you.
>>693128533
I am NOT a monster...
I did not kill her.
>>693128572
>I did. Are you accusing me of lying?
It was a meme
>>693129317
Lol omfg worst timing evar.love the tits though.
>>693129317
This is how you distract my vessel from his duty?!
>>693129140
Even if you fear or hate me... I still love you Asriel. You are my only friend.
>>693129317
HAHAHAHAHAHAWHATAFUNNYJOKETHATSALLTHATISJUSTAJOKEDELETTHISAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASOFUNNY
>>693129140
>>693129138
Mwahahahahahaha!
>>693129346
Hey
>>693129317
I haven't had sex with Frisk and I never will, but wait you've fucked the child?
>>693129390
Hey Sans, would you like some pie?
>>693129432
I want to suck on it like a lolipop as a ram my fingers into myself, pleasuring myself at simply the taste of your cock
>>693129470
Oh, apologies.
>>693129560
WAITTHATWASAJOKEOHMYGOD
>>693129814
Mmh, fuck. I guess I can let you go deeper, then. Tell me more.
again...
ask me anything.
>>693129470
Didn't kill who? Never saw you in any timeline...
>>693129516
Ahaha... T-Thanks Chara. Sometimes, through all the bad times, you know how to make me smile.
>>693129814
-We still need the lazy town music yo-
>>693129814
sorry, didnt get your question in time.
sure, i'd love some pie, tori.
>>693129961
Why don't show them all how strong are you sans? Do I have to kill them all again to make you show your power?
>>693130004
Not in your Multiverse. I experience my timeline all at once, and can observe all timelines. That is how I ensured that the accident resulting in my creation would occur in every timeline.
...
Pic related is thought to be my doing, but that is incorrect.
>>693130005
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
>>693130146
Would you like to go out for drinks later Sans?
>>693129956
Ah, I'd love to just have you ram your thick dick into my mouth while my fingers explore the inner regions of my crotch for you
>>693130005
(fuckyesmusic)
>>693130332
Mmh god, I love it when you whore yourself out for me. The bulge in your throat while you're playing with yourself. I don't think I could resist taking you by the head and fucking your face...
>>693130161
oh. hey...kid...
i mean, that power takes a lot of...strength.
and frankly it's very tiring.
and if i were to show it, i'm afraid i might hurt someone.
so, uh, no thanks.
>>693130332
sure, tori.
what kind of sad roleplay is this shit
>>693130286
Impressive... Can you be killed in any way?
this is 4chan, numbnuts. expect this.
>>693130505
The kind where you're not a part of it.
>>693130458
Fuck this is probably the second most arousing thing ever
>>693130486
Okay!
((OPTori here, I'm going to be right back, need to go do some dank memes))
>>693128234
usually it does tho
cherenkov radiation is a bad sign
>>693130505
The kinky and hot kind, to be honest.
Don't act like you aren't into it.
>>693130594
welp. i suppose as long as tori's gone, you guys can ask me some questions, too.
>>693130761
memes? challenge accepted.
>>693130486
Then if it's so tyring... Why fighting me? Would be more easy for you to sleep... Aren't you feeling tired Sans?
>>693130538
Not from anything that you're capable of.
>>693130782
But blue is sexy.
>>693130486
Do you want a slice of pie, Mister Sans? It's just heating up in the oven right now.
>>693130910
well, yeah.
i fought you becaise for once i actually cared.
but right now.
you're behind a dumb computer screen.
and yes i am tired
can i sleep somewhere
>>693130799
when a small game developer going by "radiation" finished work and released his project "undertale", I don't think this is what he wanted to happen.
>>693130941
Yeah... that was what Undyne said...
DOES SPIDER HAVE PUSS PUSS
>>693130594
I'll be waiting for your return.
And that mouth.
>>693130962
sure, "kid".
i really wouldn't mind some pie right now, that stuff's delicious.
>>693131172
find out for yourself... *insert lenny here(WHYWON'T4CHANACCEPTLENNIES)*
>>693131172
*heavy breathing*
NO!!!
>>693131371
Lenny is cancer, Lad.
>>693131121
You got the fight, but not the game, comedian.
Hey there
>>693131305
Yay! It'll take a few minutes until the timer goes off. I'll hand out slices to everyone!
>>693131566
indeed i don't. thanks for pointing it out.
>>693131710
And with that, I have cum back for your souls
>>693131509
you got that right. END THE LENNIES
DO NOT SEXUALISE SPIDERS
ESPECIALLY ONES WITH A TASTE FOR TEA
>>693131830
Now cum over here and bring that mouth. I want to make you my fleshlight.
>>693131830
Welcome back, mom! Pie's heating in the oven.
>>693131968
Fuck yes, I missed your cock~
>>693132106
Thank you for telling me, Assriel.
>>693132237
>>693132106
Can... I cut the pie mommy?
>>693132237
-TORI PLEASE, NOT THE ASS PUN-
It'll only be a few moments until the timer rings-
*RING RING MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA*
Oh, that's the pie!
>>693132237
>Assriel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BchLPrD0KVg
>>693132237
>assriel
tori
stop
do not fuck the goat child
>>693132237
Worship my dick. Go all out on it. Make it your play-toy.
>>693132237
OH MY! Assriel, you got a new nickname bro!
Bwhahaha!
>>693132498
No, Chara.
>>693132565
(insert taking out and cutting of pie)
>>693132643
Aylmao
>>693132727
I'm not fucking my child Sans. It's you I wanna fuck.
>>693132866
Fuck, I just want it so bad, I want to feel your length on my tongue, licking around it swiftly
>>693133045
hey, yknow, i think there was something in that pie...
but im down.
wanna see my dick?
>>693133045
I love it, I've turned you into my whore.
Would you like the taste of the pre-cum on your tongue? Adoring my cock, playing with the foreskin? Keep going. I'm getting too horny to stop, now.
>>693132643 >>693132727
{{I'm giggling like a cute smol nerd over this I'm sorry--}}
>>693132498
But isn't a knife dangerous for you, Chara...?
>>693132975
Chara, when did you learn to swear and like that name pun?!
{{Goddamnit peeps--}}
>>693133045
-He'll pass out the pie on plates. Everyone gets a pie from cute goatbro.-
>>693133285
I would love to, Sans.
>>693133299
Fuck, I can't resist the flavor of your dick, every motion of my tongue around it only causes me to experience greater arousal, Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
Hey, I heard that mum made a thread on here.
How's it going everybody?
>>693133499
No the knife is not dangerous... At least not for me.
Also, not a huge fan of that comedian things... But have to admit this one was good.
>>693133502
>>693133502
Mmh, fuck. You really are in love with my cock right now, aren't you? I love it. Keep going.
>>693133700
FRISKDONTTELLHERABOUTOURSECERETANIMESESSIONSOK?
>>693133700
Hey! Just What I wanted kid... Don't you feel curious today?
>>693133700
Oh my god this thread is not safe for you my child.
>>693133886
Sans I love your dick
>>693133961
I can't get off of it, it's too delicious for me
>>693133962
>>693133700
Frisk! Howdy! Do you want a slice of pie?
>>693133867
Mom's cutting up the pie this time. You get your slice last.
>>693134193
You wanna watch anime, buddy? How about some of my super secret adult anime...
>>693134107
Yes actually. Het Chara, what's your favorite color? I'm curious.
>>693133962
Huh, w-w-what are you talking about? D-doesnt ring a bell! Hehheh.. heh...
>>693133962
Anime sessions?
>>693134367
Alphys what are these animes?
>>693134184
God, your so horny, aren't you? You love the thought of pleasuring me, don't you? Being my little fucktoy?
>>693134107
Yes actually. Het Chara, what's your favorite color? I'm curious.
>>693133962
Huh, w-w-what are you talking about? D-doesnt ring a bell! Hehheh.. heh...
>>693134184
I think I'll be fine, but thanks for the concern.
>>693134300
I'd love one! :3
>>693134460
>>693134367
They were just going to watch Clannad. Right, Alphys...?
>>693134460
N-Nothing, T-T-Toriel!
Frisk keep you mouth shut remember it's our secret
>>693134426
Ahem, that was a missclick...
>>693134426
Red, the color of justice!
But I didn't mean that kind of curiosity Frisk...
Aren't you curious to see what happens if you kill them all? With your determination and my guidance... We could make the world ours and ERASE it...
>>693134721
Actually yellow is the color of justice
Tories this is urgent, this pic is live from my lab, my cloning experiments have gotten out of hand and a few escaped, DONT TRUST ANY ALPHYS YOU MEET ON THIS BOARD THEYRE CLONES ONES A PEDO AFTER FRISK HELP
>>693134367
hahaha
NOPE
>>693134555
Ah, of course, Anon. I am your whore after all.
>>693134636
Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you
>>693134639
What's a Clannad?
>>693134654
Alphys if I find out you're giving my child inappropriate material, I will have to tell Undyne about this.
SOMEBODY TAKE MY FUCKING BAGEL BITES
>>693134636
-Frisk gets the pie!- Made special from mom, and with my help and care too!
>>693135025
TORIEL HELP THE CLONES ARE POSTING NUDES NOW ITS OUT OF CONTROL
>>693134721
Huh, did ya say something?
Sorry, I wasn't listening, too busy playing animal crossing.
>>693135025
Thanks, I'm sure I can handle anything.
>>693135142
YOU THERE, SMALL GOAT CHILD. TAKE THESE >>693135026
>>693135145
>>693134981
I am confused.
>>693135238
Okay then my child
ONE FUCKING A DRAGON HOLYSHIT
>>693135238
Don't worry... I can do it myself.
Mind giving me your SOUL?
Also, I love the red.
>>693134895
Not for me.
>>693135025
I want to turn you back over and ride your ass. I want to hear you moan into the pillow. I want to use you up like my personal cum dumpster, fill up your holes till I can't anymore.
>>693135441
Already done... Not like in hentai, at least.... But she may be dead....
TAKE
>>693135441
>>693135626
Oh my word! Alphys that's so lewddd
>>693135474
Fuck I want to take your entire cock inside me, expressing my arousal through heated moans of pleasure
>>693134367
actually, know what?
...stuff it, I don't need to say anything. It's already clear as to where this is going.
>>693135142
Thanks! What flavor is it?
>>693135472
Sorry, I need it for the week.
>>693135626
>>693135441
>>693135145
Oh shhhhhhikes Alphys do you need any help!?
So it this game good? Should I play it?
>>693135692
I'll take one *GRONK* i'm am alphys *GRONK* I need more bagel bites *GROOOOOOOOOONK*
FUCKING
BAGEL
BITES
>>693135853
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
>>693135692
>>693135817
>>693135910
>>693135939
>>693135978
>>693135980
Mine now.
>>693135855
Yes play it, reach a huge amount of level and kill everyone in yout path.
>>693135853
>>693135799
Then I guess I'll take just some cake.
>>693135939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_vI2eoRuk
>>693136061
My only experience is when I watched my friend play and he killed this lady >>693136059
one accident.
Controller or Keyboard?
>>693135142
{{Slowly running out of good cute Asriel pics--}}
Ah, thanks anon! Do these taste good?
{{Also tbh I love cheese types of any pizza}}
>>693135853
It's Butterscotch-Cinnamon! Other anons had other types of pies, some that Mom can probably learn to make! I have to ask, do you have any other types of pies or desserts that you like, Frisk?
>>693135286
{{Meant to reply to this oops-}}
>>693136076
>Posted almost 9 years ago
Fuck I feel old
>>693135799
I'll make you my little bitch. God, I want it bad, now. Show it off. I know you want to. Let me see that delicious ass. I want you to feel pure slut bliss as I fill that ass again, slamming deep into you.
>>693126483
post feet
>>693134367
who needs animation when there is a more tangible alternative?
>>693136059
IM FREEEEEE
>>693136061
Between us, she has to die for a greater prupose. Do not hesitate killing any of them. Its worth it.
Keyboard.
>>693135980
Okay, just... make a failsafe or something, un-clone them!
Just, whatever you do, do NOT let them find the tapes of "anime" we use, okay!?
I'll be there asap!
>>693136231
Other desserts? Hmm... well I think cheesecake is pretty good.
>polchan.net
gote is for cute, not for lewd
>>693136590
We found them
>>693136586
shut up and play with your knives, kiddo.
4th july, eh? M8, do you even WEDGETAIL?
>>693136586
This was for you
>>693136211
Mistake
>>693136586
I don't understand. Who are you two.
>>693136586
>>693136590
>>693136731
You kmow any puns with knives comedian?
On a side note, the juno space probe arrived at, and was successfully inserted into orbit around Jupiter. read more at http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-36710768
>>693136901
Play Undertale and find out.
>>693136590
Is that something Mom can make? Or do you find it on the surface?
>>693137165
>>693137076
Come on. Let me have it all. You're my whore now, after all. I want to take you all the way, my personal little cocksleeve.
>>693137035
Oh really? Then let me CUT to the chase and get to the POINT.
>>693136377
Here ya go sweetie~!
>>693136493
Good
>>693136590
What are these animes my child?
((sorryIspacedout
>>693137183
I'm pretty sure mum can make it, I'll see if there's any recipes online, but right now I gotta help Alphys.
>>693137035
Leave Sans alone, Chara.
>>693136730
I'm running as fast as I can!
>>693126483
So this is just an avatarfag thread?
I suppose you don't bother with the g/fur or anything/fur since that is just a charade for you fucks to take it over and post nothing but your shitty avatars and have incredibly boring conversations
>>693137339
Good one, all the jokes I know about knives involve stabbing your little brother in the rib cage.
>>693137525
I want to tear those panties off and ravage your asshole. Jam it in so far, you'll be filled with lust for my cock. You want that, right?
>>693137568
what even <i>is</i> the deal with all this?
(if the html does not work then it means italics)
>>693137725
I'm not surprised.
>>693137525
N-NOTHING!!!
>>693137770
I don't want it, I need it, Anon~!
>>693137949
Child I swear to god if you don't tell me I will sentence you to punishment by memes
>>693138436
My my, where'd you get that picture?
>>693134367
...aren't you going to do anything?
>>693138364
Do you want my cum in your mouth? Do you want to feel the warmth as you gulp it down, my cock throbbing in your mouth?
>>693138364
Ahhh.. Alphys!? Little help here?
>>693138665
That is a secret. Haha
>>693138691
I think some milk would go better with toast
>>693134367
..no?
if in soviet russia you fly soyuz, the in capitalist america, does soyuz fly you?
>>693138691
Yes, I want to taste your cum as it flows down my throat
>>693138717
Child I'm cumming for you
>>693138857
Please tell Mama Tori~
Thread is dead?
>>693140017
yes, according to spiderman.
>>693140017
>>693140090
>>693140080
Command acknowledged.
Toriel, wuick, make a new thread!
>>693140032
>>693140212
>>693140032
You Anons always find ways to find all my lewd photos.
(Now OPTori must go)
i now have a Toriel folder
>>693139335
Mmh fuck, I just came to that thought. Too bad I couldn't have shot that load deep down your throat. Feels so good...
All spiderman memers!
OPEN FIIRE!!!!
>>693139966
>>693140013
>>693140053
>>693140080
>>693140143
>>693140225
>>693140260
>>693140266
>>693140330
>>693140378
We have saved /b/ again /b/ros from full faggotry
This spiderman attack deserves some megalovania with it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I7gwkxryo
The /b/ros have won! the image limit has been reached! SPIDERMAN REIGNS SUPREME
Good job asshats.
>>693141681
thankyou
>thread was already almost done
>last 10 images spiderfags show up
>"raid" thread that was already dead
what a bunch of stupid faggots
I thought I had seen the most cringey shit, but this thread wins
>>693141681
>>693142314
Butthurt fags detected
