Hello, what is 4chan's favorite kind of pie?
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Hello, what is 4chan's favorite kind of pie?
Reverse anal creampie
>>693100126
It sounds interesting, what's the recipe?
>>693100215
A girl's butthole and a ballsack full of cum
>>693100304
Oh my gosh, is that really the recipe?? If so, I believe I can make it later with a friend of mine.
Pewdie
>>693100730
That sounds interesting as well, how do you make a pewdie pie?
Might anyone else have any pies that they might like to talk about? I'm willing to try new recipes if I hear of some more answers
Mine is 3.14
>>693101780
yeah how bout the toriel cream pie, it's where someone fucks you and blows in your pussy
lets see
>>693103097
Ahahaha! That's a nice number pun, Anon.
>>693103962
I've already done that one, in case you've been wondering.
>>693104460
I think we should hide this sort of lewd imagery from the children for now, although I would like to see more.
Imb4 pewdiepie
Blueberry Boipussy Creampie.
I want to ____ the goatmom
>>693105847
What's an Imb4?
>>693106369
Where can I get the recipe?
>>693106473
You want to do what to me?
PUMPKIN PIE
>>693106727
I can tell you the recipe, if you want it.
>>693100025
your moms creampie, of course
>no homo
>>693100025
Pizza.
Cheese pizza.
>>693106727
Honestly? Spank that fat ass, pull your ears, and fuck you raw.
>>693106900
Oh, I think Alphys wanted to try that too!
>>693106909
Sure, I'd love to hear it!
>>693106954
My mother? Um, she's dead, I think..?
>>693107038
I haven't tried that, is it good?
>>693107044
Oh my god, um, maybe later? What a lewd thought you have there, my child...
>>693107499
> maybe later
Come on, pretty lady. All these men are here giving you special attention, why don't you show off that ass at very least? I'm sure your audience would appreciate it.
>>693100025
Lemon meringue. Now die in a fucking fire.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
I CAN IGNORE TRAPS
IGNORE FURFAGS
IGNORE GAY SHIT
BUT THAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIE ROLEPLAY SEXUAL EXTRAVAFUCKINGGANZA
FUCK IT
>>693107499
my old mom used to make pecan pie from pecans she handpicked from the tree. im never gonna forget the day we left her behind.
>>693107834
Fine, but don't show anyone this picture, Anon. Especially not Asgore.
>>693108060
That sounds nice.
>>693108303
What?
>>693108613
Left her behind? Did she pass on?
>>693108720
Goddamn, girl. Stay just like that for a little while and let me appreciate you. Thong's unnecessary, though, you can go ahead and get rid of that.
My favourite is the qt
>>693107499
Well, first you find a cute boy. Then, you bend him over. Pull down his pants, and then his boxers.
Are you following?
>>693100025
Honestly why bother with any kind of pie that isn't pecan
>>693108946
I don't know, should I really give you more pictures?
>>693109001
That's nice! I think I know where I can get a qt pie! Oh wait, that's you!
>>693109018
Yes, I'm following.
>>693108803
no. everyone moved really far from her and no one visits her anymore. she doesnt have a phone or facebook or anything. i went down to check on her last year but i think she moved.
I think maybe thats worse...
>>693109050
I think all pies have the potential to be great, my child!
>>693109245
Oh... Do you know why everyone stopped talking to her?
>>693109197
> should I really
How is that even a question? Of course you should. With an ass like that, keeping it on display is a civic duty.
>>693109516
i dont know... it all just kind of happened? i moved away for college, forgot to write letters like every bad child does, my brother cut communication because he was concinced she was a bad person, my sister just never cared enough, and dad moved on(in the saddest way) a few years back.
what if she didnt move? what if shes gone? i dont even remember my last words to her...
Poontang pie
Sage in da house
Coconut Cream Pie
>>693109796
How the fuck do you just like... Lose your mother. Surely at some point one of you got a hold of her, or some family friend or something?
>>693109197
Then, you put a couple, maybe a few fingers into his tight little ass, and feel around. Once he starts moaning, you can start the real fun!
>>693109539
Fine, just please keep these pictures to yourself and the others in this thread. I don't want my friends flirting with me because they found these things.
>>693110171
Okay, got it! Are there any more directions I need to follow?
>>693109796
Ah, why not try to speak with her some time? I highly suggest you see her at least one last time.
>>693109923
Poontang? What's that?
>>693109987
Sage?
>>693109995
Nice, I hope it isn't too creamy for me.
>>693110062
the family friends never liked me, so id never know if they talked to her. i didnt ever really keep connection with my siblings either. we were too different. bro was in and out of jail, sis lives a few days away. these things happen gradually anon
>>693110391
im not sure where she is. house was empty when i went down. should i ask the post office?
>>693110645
That's just... So weird to me. I guess even the parts of my family I'm not close with aren't like, *unreachable*
Best of luck in your search, I guess?
>>693110645
I think so. I do hope you're successful in your endeavors my child.
>>693110391
Well, then you spread his cheeks, and stick your dick up his butt. Slowly at first, and gently, but strongly. And then faster. And then, you fill his sweet hole with your cream, overflowing out his tight butt and trickling down to his gooch and balls. Boom, Blueberry Boipussy Creampie. I don't know what the blueberry has to do with it, though.
>>693110391
> keep it to yourself
Can do. While we're keeping things between us, though, why don't you turn around? No sense in stopping now that you've come this far.
>>693110846
thanks. i dont really know why i let it get so far.
>>693110896
man yknow i didnt expect goatmom rp to make me feel better but it really has
>>693100025
I prefer apple pie
>>693110897
Oh, I don't have a dick. Might I need to get some help with this?
>>693110967
I don't know, are you sure you'll keep these photos a secret?
>>693111019
Thank you for telling me about your problems. It was a pleasure to help you.
>>693111258
Oh, that reminds me! I forgot to bake an apple pie for the fourth of July!
what the fuck is this
What kind of discourteous host asks about people's pie preferences without stating her own?
>>693111561
i concur, what variation of sweet deliverance pops got mommies tight pussy
What's going on in this thread...?
>>693111454
I can provide the dick, and the load. We just need a qt boipussy.
>>693111544
I think this was a survey on pie preferences, but I believe it turned into an "ask me anything" type of thread?
>>693111561
Oh my god, I completely forgot to state my preferences! I like butterscotch cinnamon, by the way.
>>693111696
What??
>>693111721
Oh hi Asgore. How are you?
>>693111454
> are you sure
Who am I gonna share with? If I was even going to talk to any of your acquaintances I'd just get more pictures from that little brunette-
but that's neither here nor there.
Now come on, get those fuckin' tits out.
>>693111768
Oh, thank you very much for your help!
>>693111897
Okay, just give me a moment to get the camera in position for that.
>>693111721
Fuck outta here, batterwitch lookin-ass child murderin-ass shrub-cuttin-ass motherfucker
>>693111878
Look what I found
>>693112061
I mean, it doesn't have to be a boy pussy, neccesarily.
It could be, for instance, a goatmom-pussi.
>>693112148
Watch your tongue, the duties of king must be carried out, no matter how grave.
>>693100025
Look I know you will always love me but sometimes a boy needs more then a mother's love. How do I get a girl to like me mom and understand me the way you do.
>>693112275
Oh my god where did you find that?!
>>693112279
Aren't I the goatmom? Does this mean I need to do the frick frack with you?
>>693112358
I think I found some boipussy, Anon.
>>693112358
Couldn't have just taken one soul and gone through the barrier.
Nope.
Had to murder all those fucking children.
>>693112546
Same place that I found this, your a very slutty goat mom
>>693112546
Pics of you sucking cock or I kill your first born child
>>693112608
And do what exactly? The barrier needs to broken, not crossed. Speaking of barriers.
It's time to crash this thread.
With no survivors.
>>693112684
>>693112546
I can't believe this stranger is finding all of these lewd pictures of you before you even flash your tits.
You're obviously a complete whore, goatmom. Why act so bashful?
This is a big picture
>select all images with pies
>>693112780
Oh I don't know, say, kill seven humans that aren't literally innocent children and then come back.
>>693112402
Just be yourself, my child. I promise that someone will love you.
>>693111897
Here's that photo you requested of my frontside.
>>693112739
Asriel's already dead...
>>693112684
I'll do anything to keep you from sharing those pictures, Anon.
>>693112780
Asgore, please calm yourself or I will make you calm yourself.
>>693112926
I only took those pictures because I needed the money.
>>693113176
Pics of you sucking cock or I'll resurrect your first born child and kill him again
>>693113176
have sex with asgore or ill send the pictures to the fallen child
>>693112546
Yes. It does. You need to feel my load dripping in your warm cunt.
How does that make you feel, goatmummy?
>>693113176
> here's that photo
> only because I needed the money
Oh don't act like you didn't love it, slut. Here you are showing your pussy to strangers. What's your excuse this time, huh?
Embrace it, mami. You're a whore. You love showing off. Show us more.
>>693113283
Here. Please don't send this to my child.
>>693113391
Here's a picture of that.
>>693113408
I yearn for that feeling, Anon.
>>693113515
Fine, here you go~...
>>693114155
Good girl. Tell us what a fucking whore you really are.
>>693114155
We have to follow the recipe first.
I think you get 3 fingers, though. You are quite experienced after all, aren't you?
Would you like it in your butt?
>>693114018
I bet creampies are your favorite kind of pie, aren't they?
more ass pls
>>693114498
I love taking all these pictures for you, I just can't stop.
>>693114534
Yes, I believe I'm experienced. I haven't tried it in my butt though.
>>693114547
Nope, I said before that butterscotch cinnamon was my favorite.
>>693114582
I think that's Asgore in a costume?
>>693114731
Do you really want that my child?
>>693115122
Oh, that's perfect! It'll be nice and tight to take the cream filling.
Why don't you show it to me?
>>693115122
But you do love the taste of cum
>>693100025
pecan
>>693114731
>>693115122
>>693115221
>I love taking all these pictures
> More ass > show it to me
We have a consensus, whore. Show these boys your ass. Spread it, and tell them how badly you want to get fucked.
>>693115122
Goat mom, i know yo had bad moments without money, but how will you explain this pic? Isnt that too much?
>>693115122
Greetings.
Im Back
>>693110391
I need a better artist to draw toriel wearing panties saying cinnamon on the front and butterscotch on the back.
"Do you prefer cinnamon or butterscotch?"
>>693115818
Remy please make us a pie.
Sigh. Looks like the Fun Police are here. You got kik or discord or someshit Goatmom?
>>693115998
>>693106955
the ass is fat
>>693115221
Here.
>>693115378
Why of course I do~!
>>693115448
Sweet!
>>693115472
I can't describe how much I want to be fucked, Anon~...
>>693115479
Asriel, how did you get here?!
>>693115574
I was desperate, and I thought that would be the quickest way to earn money.
>>693115609
Oh sweet jericho! Chara..? How'd you get here??
>>693115713
>>693115745
>>693115772
>>693115805
>>693115838
>>693115876
>>693115904
>>693115930
>>693115958
>>693115998
What the heck?
why do kinky threads always gotta be bombarded with downers
>>693116063
Unfortunately I do not, why do you ask?
>>693116002
>>693116176
i do what i want
>>693116238
I'm not sure.
>>693116306
We should get the rodent out of the pie.
>>693116176
Mmf, It could do with a nice filling. How's it feel, getting your tight hole probed?
>>693116306
You truly are our greatest ally Remy
>>693116243
I'd hate to lose you to a thread that died before its time, but... Ah well, I suppose I'll have to keep an eye out for any future threads with your face on 'em, eh~?
>>693116176
Let's say I have a human vessel now.
I missed your chocolate pie mom.
>>693112980
Y tho
"She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
Taste so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie, yeah!"
-Warrant
Dick
I fucking love Dick pie.
>>693116687
For you
>>693116442
Fuck, I wish I could get that feeling, Anon...
>>693116483
I promise I'll make another thread at a later time, my child.
>>693116563
A human vessel?
>>693116738
Cherry Pie is scientifically proven to be the worst song known to man.
Hey guys
>>693116861
And next time I'll be sure to pester you into getting a kik, eheh.
Goodnight, little goat whore. I'll see you in the next one~
>>693116927
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
>>693116869
>>693116899
>>693116925
Remmy why?
>>693116927
Jerry no one likes you.
>>693116861
First just teasing your hole, then getting closer to your prostate, the moaning, louder and louder, the feeling warmer and warmer.
>>693116861
You maybe know they better as Frisk.
They give me their soul long ago...
>>693117094
Goodnight, sweet prince...
>>693117164
Ah, I would love to feel your thick cock slide into me, pleasuring me with each tiny movement~...
>>693117279
Hey, Toriel...
Uhh, spoiler warning...
Look at poc.
Strawberry Rhubarb
>>693117279
They gave you their soul? Why?
>>693117465
No matar, por favor.
>>693117569
Oo, what's the recipe?
kill yourself
>>693117414
unf I don't think I could resist it. But I love to tease. Just the head in your warm hole first, slowly. Then sliding in, slowly, until i'm balls deep.
Would you like that?
My cock in your ass, balls deep?
>>693117679
After you good sir
>>693117652
I absolutely love barbed wire pie.
>>693117652
Uhm... Lets say I wanted to see you all again and again and again...
>>693117785
>>693117679
>>693117782
Yes, I can think of no better way to have you penetrate me...
>>693117997
Oh, um, I guess that's nice, Chara.
Uh, madam, how exactly do you explain this footage we have?
This is clearly you on the tape.
>>693118023
I hate barbed wire barbed wire sucks the best pie is pumpkin pie ftw plz don't hurt meeee....
>>693118189
No, no, that clearly isn't me. I would never put my child in a sexual situation like that.
>>693118195
Barbed wire doesn't go with pie. Got it?
>>693118148
the feeling of my balls slapping you, my dick throbbing in your butt?
>>693118498
Yeah... Can you make a chocolate pie again? I missed it so much mom.
>>693118498
Am I the only one who finds it strange that on one side of the thread Toriel is denying certain sexual pictures, and on the other she's sexually roleplaying with a guy?
It wouldn't be all that weird if it wasn't for the fact that her adopted son is watching all this.
>>693118498
Madam, the evidence on file is overwhelming. You cannot deny your involvement, here. What do you have to say for yourself?
>>693118667
Oh god yes, I would love it so much~
>>693118697
Sure! I'd be happy to make that pie!
>>693118940
Will you let me cut it that time?
>>693108613
I'll never forget her either /b/ro
>>693118885
I have clearly been sinning too much, should I stop for you?
>>693118934
I am innocent, these pictures of me and Frisk are fakes.
>>693119022
No, sorry, I don't want you accidentally cutting your finger on the knife.
>>693119174
Nah, go ahead, don't let me, a random shitposter, tell you what to do.
To ech their own, I say.
>>693119174
Please... This isn't even my body.
hehehe
>>693119174
Fake? Fake?! Missus goat, PLEASE, what kind of forger would take the time making such detailed works of fiction purely to defame you?
Goat mom, i would like to fuck you too, but im only 15. Would IT be problem to you? If yes thats ok, im fine with that.
>>693119174
Oh, don't be all bashful and innocent. Do you want to be my little buttslut or not?
I know I want you.
>>693112358
We're all masturbating to your ex wife as usual
Undertale faggot fuck off
>>693119430
OBJECTION.
I think it's safe to say that the internet and many of its porn artist have the skills and time to make such forgery!
You can simply go to deviant art accounts for evidence!
>>693119657
Excuse me, sir, are you her attorney? Because you'll have a hell of a time covering all of the defendant's wanton sexual acts up.
>>693119364
Oh, but I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable with the way I've been acting.
>>693119388
Um, Chara, I don't think you should handle the knives.
>>693119430
I don't know. Asgore? The child? You? It could be anyone, you know.
>>693119533
I don't have sex with anyone who is underage,
>>693119590
I dunno, I'll think about it dear.
>>693100304
how is that a "reverse" anal creampie?
>>693119936
And now you would accuse a king of such crimes? My word.
>>693119936
It seemed like you wanted it quite a bit here.
>>693118940
If you don't want my thick cock slamming into your fleshy, warm, tight hole, that's fine. Or my spunk dribbling down from your butt as I pull out.
>>693120180
How much for a blowout I really don't my cock sucked I hope u gag too I love the sound of a girl choking on my cock
>>693119936
No? I've cut "pies" before in another timelines.
I think I can cut one more...
>>693120180
You see, you may think that you have Miss Toriel cornered here, but I have one piece of evidence that you cannot deny!
>>693120180
Do you have any evidence that it was me other than a bunch of pictures you claim I'm in?
>>693120225
Oh, darling, I never said I didn't want you, I was just thinking about if I really wanted to be your slut.
>>693120326
Chara, you're scaring me.
>>693120313
My god. I'm here trying to follow up on Ms. Goat's molestation allegations and now I'm being hit on by the illiterate.
>>693120524
What could you possibly have against this mountain of clean-cut evidence?
>>693120649
>>693120326
>>693119936
Goatmom, is that you? I messaged you just in case.
>>693120649
Who else would treat your child do lovingly while pretending to be you? You've waited their perception of what is proper affection with your pie making and nudity!
>>693120649
>>693120326
You see? Even now they're becoming far too engaged with a sharp object.
>>693120965
Er, warped. Warped their perception.
>>693120649
Am I? Sorry mom, I didn't meant to... just give the the knife and one lovely hug.
>>693120649
Maybe you don't want to be my slut. Maybe after I shoot deep inside your butt, we can cuddle?
>>693120691
Clean-cut? My my, you really think that's me, don't you? I must say, you are completely wrong. There is no way I'd ever engage in sexual activity with Frisk. You can't prove anything here.
>>693120865
Hm? You messaged me?
>>693120691
You see, my defendant cannot be rightfully trialed here on /b/!
You see, /b/ is a place where you can virtually do anything without having to worry about restrictions or the law, I've seen people post downright disturbing things that they would be unable to post anywhere else.
So the way I see it, you are not qualified to be making accusations like this without any clear evidence, and even if you're right, the sheer nature of /b/ will not allow her to be punished!
Take that!
>>693121200
How much will it cost me for you to gag on my cock mom.
>>693121200
Ma'am, unless your attorney has a *seriously* impressive defense were going to have to take you downtown for questioning.
>>693121367
>>693121217
Read it ya dumb fuck.
>>693121107
Only the hug.
>>693121125
Sure!
>>693121339
Um, message me later, I'll tell you the price.
>>693121367
He's Phoenix Wright. You'll find that he is an ace attorney.
>>693121217
Ha! Your undeniable "evidence" is that /b/ excuses all crimes?
Look, buddy-
Your client here is guilty, clear as day, and /b/ isn't any sort of legal sanctuary no matter *how* unruly its denizens get.
>>693121622
But first I'd have to start pounding you, harder and harder. Bend you over and give it all to you, again and again.
Does that make you horny?
>>693121622
How about 20$. I mean it's 20$ you don't have now. all you have to do is choke on a dick.
>>693121658
Why do I read your words in a southern drawl?
Is that you Tahm Kench?
>>693121658
Objection! How can you prove any of these photos you've presented contain myself in them? It could very well be a prostitute pretending to be me at the request of some other person.
>>693121622
Only give it to me one second... I want to try something :)
>>693121658
All of that considered, you can't just simply show photos and expect us all to believe they're true!
Look, you can go on day and night about how it is ridiculous that anyone would make such effort to forge these...
But unless you have absolute evidence that these pictures are in fact not forged, then you have no right to be accusing my client.
>>693121217
>>693121658
Not to mention your *own* history with legal trouble concerning minors. No wonder you're so eager to defend the goat - you're both guilty of the same crime!
>Nobody knows that the goat's name is Toriel Dreemurr
>>693122149
Literally everyone here knows Ms. Goatmom's name, guy
>>693100025
qt-pie
>>693121926
Damn, that's hot...
>>693121966
$20? I'll think about it.
>>693122055
Chara, please don't ask again.
>>693122085
Is that really Wright?!
>>693122085
>>693122076
I present evidence used earlier.
>>693122384
I don't think I could resist pulling you up and giving you and your big fat tits a squeeze while I'm ramming your ass, though. Unf.
>>693122384
Miss Toriel, if that was me, why would I get a second camera and take a pic of me filming this?
>>693122417
Alright, alright mister "Wright," if that is your real name-
I'll come back with a damned warrant, if that's how you're going to play this. You better sleep with one eye open, hear?
>>693108303
Get your gun. We're gonna visit their houses /b/ro
>>693122717
Sorry for assuming such things. I take issues like pedophilia very seriously, Mr Wright, please forgive me.
>>693122715
Oh god, this is so hot I can bear-ly bear it...
>>693122384
Look here you little bitch you can take the fucking money or I'm gonna tie you up and force my cock down your throat
>>693122854
Heh, we will see.
>>693123073
It's alright, I understand your extreme concern.
>>693123073
Ms. Goat just tried to use a pun while sexting... Alphys should never have taught you how to use that damn phone.
>>693123073
Then, finally it's too much, and I empty my balls into your ass, the load oozing out of your delicious butt, while I'm holding you, and your tits, tight.
I'd love to do this to you, goatmum. You'd like it?
>>693122384
You are starting to bother me Toriel...
You are in MY way.
>>693123518
>>693122854
You have no proof, fine sir.
>>693123305
I would like double the cash please. I'm not a whore, you know.
>>693123308
Thank you for your forgiveness
>>693123322
I didn't try, I did. I am so happy Alphys told me how to use this thing.
>>693123518
Chara, go to your room this instant.
>>693123401
I wouldn't like it. I'd love it.
>>693123574
>>693123653
OH MY GOD ASRIEL
>>693100025
Holy FUCK I thought 9fag was cancerous
>>693123308
Oh I'm sure we will. Just keep it up, Wright. Push back hard enough and you might find *yourself* behind bars, got it?
Am I in the right thread?
>>693123810
Probably not.
>tfw you could bang toriel for real
>>693123810
No, but I'll redirect you
>>693122816
>>693123776
You issued a threat to Mr Wright, you do know that's illegal right? I'll come to you with the warrant I suppose?
>>693123648
"Bear-ly" isn't a pun if no bears are involved. Nowhere in this entire thread have bears been mentioned! Goat mom plz
>>693123912
Nah fam they vape
>>693123648
Do you plan to keep be grounded there forever mother?
>>693124098
Bear
That pun is now valid
>>693123648
Whisper in your ear while my cock twitches out the last bit of the load, "I love you."
>>693123971
S' simply a figure of speech, madam. Figure a' speech. No harm will come to you or your attorney.
Intrinsic Field Pie.
H-Hey mom! How about the family recipe? Butterscotch-Cinnamon pie?
>>693124207
Yuon get the fuck out of-
>>693124206
No, I just want you to stop trying to get a knife, Chara.
>>693124333
Fuck, you're amazing~...
>>693124344
Good, I don't want a single spiky hair on his head even slightly tussled.
>>693124498
Oh hello Asriel, I do believe I mentioned the butterscotch cinnamon pie earlier.
I stubbed my toe
>>693124796
>>693100871
You need a kilogram of cancer and just 2 spoons of retardness. Don't forget to add 3 cups of retarded fanbase
>>693124498
>>693124678
Asriel, convince mommy that we are old enough to cut pies... I know you want to help your best friend Asriel.
>>693124678
Does all this lewd talk make you feel good?
Are you touching yourself to it?
>>693124678
Look, however he wants to style his hair is his own business. My only concern is putting you in prison.
(Also, Jesus Christ, is fucking NOON and I haven't slept. Fuck you guys for being so entertaining. Peace out, I'm going to bed.)
Dead goat faggot pie
>>693124678
Thank you Miss Toriel, it was a pleasure.
Now I must leave, here's the bill, bye!
(Pheonix Wright Law Offices)
/congrats on the successful trial\
\money amount of bill/
[Written by Maya Fet]
Cash total: $100,000
>>693124796
Oh my god that must hurt horribly bad!
>>693124919
Oh, thank you for that recipe.
>>693124926
Asriel please don't listen to Chara. They're acting like a delinquent again. I have told you numerous times that you are not getting the knife Chara.
>>693124931
Of course, what else would I be doing when your words are arousing me to the point where I need to cum~?
>>693125011
Why are you so dead set on putting me in jail?
((Have a good sleep man, you're awesome))
>>693125137
Please no.
>>693124498
>>693124513
>>693124867
>>693124926
>>693125011
All of you are FUCKING CANCER.
wut
>>693124678
Ah, that's great! Can I help bake it, if that's fine?
>>693124926
I'll help bake it for mom first. I'll get you a slice later, Chara!
>>693125330
Y-you too
>>693125305
Thank you for helping me today Mister Phoenix Wright.
>>693125330
>I fucking hate it when people have fun
>>693125309
Mmh, I'd love to finish you off, maybe a reacharound while we're snuggling up, my load dripping out your perfect ass, maybe dick still poking your butt.
>>693125330
I DONT BELIEVE WE'RE A QUICKLY CONSUMING DISEASE THAT CREATES CELLS TOO QUICKLY...
ARE WE?
>>693125492
You're worse than ISIS. At least ISIS only fucks goats. Not PRETENDS to be 'em.
>>693125671
You actually made me kek. Stop being too literal.
>>693125675
I'll have to pay you a visit next time I go to Orlando faggot
>>693125482
You failed me way back then Asriel...
I just wanted to kill those humans to set you all free, I swear!
>>693125666
calm down satan
>>693125666
(Congrats on the trips) Why not fill my other holes while telling me what a slut I am?
>>693125671
HOLY FUCK PAPYRUS
>>693125482
Sure, I'd love some help with the pie.
>>693125764
...WHAT'S A .....KEK?
>>693125926
But I'm horny. Satan will get his fuck, no matter the cost!
>>693125939
Ooh, now you want to be my little slut? I like this. Maybe in the throat? Use your mouth how I please?
>>693126085
Papyrus, a kek is a european version of a cupcake.
>>693125785
Ahh! Don't remind me of that time... N-No, Chara. Even if that plan failed, it would be a while before we share the power again. Promise you'll be good to me, mom and dad again, would you, C-Chara?
>>693125939
Yay! Thanks, mom!
>>693126121
Oh lord, yes, fuck my mouth please...
>>693126302
You're welcome sweetie.
>>693126214
OH...
CAN I HAVE ONE?? THEY SOUND GOOD!
ALSO, FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING, PEOPLE OF THIS THREAD!
OH SHIT WE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>693126483
(Thread continues here. ~OPTori)
>>693126302
Do you... fear me brother?
>>693126085
Hey there... mind giving me the knife skeleton?
