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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10xkXhYqVyA&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GygEAcFFMVs
Miho claimed
Its only 6am
>>693093367
too late faggot
>>693093265
been working since i was 16. fucked over my hobbies but it was worth it
>jenny
>>693094101
Sleep well Homu?
~Shiro
caimed
Claimed.
>>693093801
Claimed, Husbando/Waifu When?
>>693094161
Nice mustard.
>>693093584
Kek. It feels good and it's free, why you mad?
Hi there
>>693093656
I see. Well good luck with whatever you are doing.
>>693093688
But I'd only hurt once. Fapping will hurt you many times more if you don't remove the problem.
>>693093910
Yup. I do love me my fapping. Just like I said above, it's free and it feels good.
Clammed
>>693094259
an hero chara
>>693094178
Much better than I expected but no dreams to report today. How was your day?
>>693094161
lewd pic you have there
>>693094339
yeah its great
>>693094161
U fukken bich fagit. I told u no.
>>693094270
Shut the fuk up bich
>>693094339
You could use some CPR.
>>693094409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7bGqZvt9uI
>>693094389
Fuck you nigger faggot cucklord i fuck what i want
>>693093801
Claiming
>>693094486
I was saying how fake it was. Like damn son claim down im on your side.
I lost the thread of my last reply.... Rei chan can you post that link again??
>>clamping Asuka
>>693094486
i do what i want faggot
>>693094416
i only fap to lewds.
>>693094621
i have thick cum. what's wrong with that?
>>693094519
That ain't good to hear either, is it anything you wanna talk about?
>>693094745
That was fake as fuck and you know it.
>>693094731
>>693094409
I had a dream about me taking a shower. Then 2 of my cousins walk into the bathroom and one walks into the shower with only undergarments. They made a bet on who could stay longer so I started to fap right then and there.
>>693094507
I don't need cpr though.
>>693094621
Oh... I didn't really see the image. I didn't know what you meant by mustard.
>>693094745
No u don't bich. I told u no so way I say gos. Got it bich?
claimed
>>693094820
Do i have to do it again? I will have to
>>693094928
depends on ur way bich. wat u say bout me fappin to non ika?
>>693095035
waddup boi?
>>693094797
Nope, decided I'd stop burdening others with my problems. It's really something I need to deal with on my own anyways.
>>693095081
Walking 5 feet to grab the mustard again oh so hard.
>>693093629
>dream fapping
How strange
watching Aliens just cuz
>>693095246
It's mayonnaise, get it right.
>>693095246
You're in a bitchy mood today.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>693095344
Some Paul's ego looking faggot shit.
>>693095351
And?
>>693095081
I aprove of non ikas.
>>693095094
A burden is something that makes other people's lives harder. I like to hear other people's problems and therefore is not a burden. You can tell me dude.
>>693095306
It was very strange. I could not cum no matter how hard I tried. I tried going as fast as I could but I couldn't blow a load out
>>693094731
Hey sorry, I had to run an errand.
I don't have the link, but we were discussing how the beer is better in person, over being shipped.
>>693095480
Oh my, whoa. That is disturbing
>>693095351
He's not in a bad mood to me
>ika
>>693095246
hey man, getting up and walking is hard. I have to move my legs and everything.
>>693095480
excellent
>>693095475
I won't lie, the man's got a nice beard.
>>693095560
Get your robo bitch to move you. Im sure it can lift 3 tons.
>>693095588
#BanPaul
>>693095094
Your choice, but usually just venting things out helps me.
>>693094928
Sounds like a nice dream, are your cousins hot? I wonder if interpreting the symbolism of the dream could mean anything interesting.
>>693095697
TJ's right.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>693095697
Sleep.
>>693095525
Very true. Its much easier to give out in person too!
>>693094745
only the lewdest of lewds?
>>693095548
discounted azusa on clearence
Horse Pussy.
>>693095475
Oh, was just pointing something out.
>>693095480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I
All the Katia.
>>693095844
Pretty hot.
>>693095762
I would go to a meet up but im a poor fag right now.
>>693095780
No.
>>693095845
ok?
>>693095845
>implying Shiro is beautiful
>>693095845
i fukked Shiro
>>693095932
Funny thing is, I'm not too far from New Orleans, but I'm under 21.
>>693095697
but i weigh 5.
>>693095649
ho!
>>693095789
I also fap to suggestive. not a picky fapper you know
>>693095548
The feeling was euphoric though. It was like orgasming without the orgasm.
>>693095649
Hi there
>>693095733
I would say yes. Although people would say that 13-15 year olds are not hot though. What symbolism? The fact that I was fapping even though they were right there? There's more to the dream but I just left it short and sweet.
>>693094525
Cringe as always
>>693096063
Yeah im far as shit. Ohio would be closer for me.
>>693096111
Nigga u heavy.
>>693095786
It'll take me a bit, but I'll get out there.
I always keep my promises.
>>693096151
Whoa man
I just got such a sweet quintuple kill in my first game today
This thread is so dense
Well, its been a while. Rory-sama claimed.
>>693096381
>>693096381
Have you seen chef?
>>693096259
at least i'm trying. over the past 5 years i lost 3 KG! 3 KG! over only 5 years!
>>693096111
interesting :o
>>693096333
no u
>>693096468
Sup bun
>>693096495
This is chefbro on his laptop instead of phone. For once.
>>693096333
Good morning sweetie, those are some nice trips and you were dying to post this one in an appropriate situation weren't you?
>>693096273
No joke there was a point in the dream where amatsukaze's words of wisdom came to my head saying, "edging is best" and that's when I went all out since I realized I couldn't nut.
>>693096333
Trips confirms
>>693096381
Hi there
>>693096557
>not much plot less
If trips post lewds
>>693096668
Is it wrong i want to 3 some with your friend there and my waifu?
>>693096637
>assuming
Good morning.
>>693096668
What kind of dreams do you have, whoa
am leevin
wifu trends just arnt wut dey used 2 b
beye
>actually going for the night. bye
>>693096269
A Lannister always etc. etc. i have plenty of beers though
I'm going to go for my run before I fucking die.
>>693096111
>>693096151
Hey you two, what's new?
Claimed
>>693096983
b o i p u s s
>>693096668
Sup Squiddie
>>693096712
Good to hear. Shinoa still asleep, last I heard.
>>693096956
Sup Asuka
>>693096983
Sup
>Rory-sama
He's so handsome... *.*
Also, best cowbo husbando claimed
>>693096786
You mean Eiko? Well, as long as I'm not involved...
>>693096879
lol what's wrong with my dream? I was in the shower. I tend to think a lot more in the shower. Plus, what could be more disturbing than furiously beating meat to a child?
>>693096903
Goodby bich fagit. I hope u kur ur sik ways soon.
>>693096959
Goodbye, have fun in the run.
>>693096983
Just on my iPod with only 9 images to use. I'm about to use my final ones soon
>>693097195
<3 hey yo
>>693097246
Sweet
Ok im gonna try to go to bed now. Night everyone.
>>693096831
I guess that was a terrible assumption to start the day, I will stop with those. Got any plans for today?
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>693097369
Dont wake up.
>>693097195
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>693097369
Please just sleep... You seem to have had a long day... Just rest those eyes of yours.
>ika
>>693097388
Listening to an album Kagami gave me yesterday, reading, probably taking a bath, how about you? Except for the job thing
>>693097246
It's just odd to have that sort of dream
Claiming Yuno before bed
>>693097565
Shut up
>>693097565
I geso... But in real life, if that were to happen, that's what I'd do. Maybe not the amatsu part but that's what I'd do.
>ika
I'm completely out of images now. I'll just signature.
>>693097664
goodnight heretic tsundere~chan
>>693097664
Heretic
dont do yawn deer ree ever again
>>693097552
Listening to new albums too but that's a given, right now I'm trying some post-rock band and it's really enjoyable.
Gonna get a haircut but other than that and the job thing there's nothing special.
My actual driving classes will start tomorrow at 3pm, pretty uncomfortable hour due to the sun and heat.
>>693097943
>>693097999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aWwWJZUZds
>>693098003
What kind of haircut?
>>693097815
That must of been a enjoyable dream then
Best type moon claimed.
>>693097407
K
>>693097548
>
>Miho
futa Pin when?
>>693098241
Morning Shiki.
>>693098190
A boring short regular haircut, I don't like seeing myself with anything more exotic than that.
Class time just got changed into 10am, I'm ok with this.
>>693098198
It was very enjoyable. I hope to have this dream again tonight. If I do then ill go all out with everything. I hope to wake up with cum all over my pants. That'll mean I did go all out.
>>693098350
Kek. Go to sleep
>ika
>>693097195
Not much, catching up on Bakuon, desperately trying to stay awake till at least 5.
>>693097246
RIP Ika. Did you go looking for that universal charger?
>>693098536
Oh, how long is your hair right now?
>>693098536
How's the morning going?
I really should get a haircut too but failed to get one before all the family events so might as well wait for classes to start up.
>>693098536
I prefer driving and riding in midday too.
>>693098582
Just playing some MWO.
>>693098667
I prefer just not cutting my hair
>>693098582
You stay awake until 7+ like every other day of the week how do you have trouble staying awake right now?
No I never did get the charger. I have $0 as of right now.
>ika
claimed
>>693098667
>>693098536
let that hair grow
>>693098652
I don't know how to describe hair lengths, I wouldn't say it's medium sized but it's not short either.
>>693098667
Much better than I expected it to be. Sounds like a plan, when do your classes start?
>>693098671
I hope I don't run over someone for being sleepy but I think doing it while it's fresh in the morning is much better than slowly melting under the afternoon.
>>693098557
Whoa man
pin claim
>>693098793
Long hair just looks terrible and is annoying to have.
>>693099116
Mid august.So I'll see how long I can keep it like this
>Juuzou Suzuya claimed
I'm so fucking angry I didn't get any sleep tonight, I have classes in a couple of hours and I pray to god I get to fight someone today.
>>693099116
Welp, I will let mine grow until I look like a girl and then probably I'll dtart claiming Chara or something
>>693099374
>Long hair just looks terrible and is annoying to have.
I'm offended.
>>693099212
Well if it does happen then that means that I can stop the fapless days. If I don't then that means I had an enjoyable dream to remember. And to fap to for future times.
>ika
>>693099478
Topkek.
>>693096273
Which hero?
>>693099557
how often do you dream of things like that? :v)
Claimed
>>693099374
I make it look gooood
>>693099788
it's best loli
Hello Eu
>>693099701
That one went pretty hard. But I usually dream of the lewds like maybe once a month. But I often get repeated dreams. Had a dream a couple days ago that I had a couple months ago.
>ika
>>693099542
I'm sorry but I don't condone of your fashion.
Male haircuts should be short and simple.
>>693093801
hey i drew that lol
>>693099557
Sounds good either way
>>693099877
>You make it look good
Please
>>693099542
Long time no lurk
>>693099939
wew
i never have lewd dreams :c
>>693100064
Vigil is always there, watching, judging.
>>693099954
>>693098671
Getting good teams?
>>693098846
I only got 2 hours of sleep, so I've been up since 1 PM. I'm a tad tired.
I get paid in two days.
>>693099374
>Long hair just looks terrible and is annoying to have.
Hard to keep and doesn't look good on everyone, it certainly wouldn't look good on me, but it can look amazing.
>>693099478
Kek, I don't think you want to do that but I won't forbid you.
>>693100189
Forgive me, I'm expericing some technical difficulties.
>>693099954
I'm flagging your post due to triggering content.
>>693099933
>best loli
Third best. Maybe.
>>693100064
Salutations, friend.
>>693100303
Doing training with the 2nd best unit in OCE
>>693100064
I would just post my viking locks but I know better :3
>>693100423
That sounds impressive. 2nd best in Oceanic I take it?
>watching
yeah sure, that's fine
>judging
>ever
People who judge others are disgusting
>>693100409
I was just joking, do not worry.
>>693100409
I guess I just haven't seen anyone who can pull it off myself.
>>693100414
I'm curious for the Vigil loli rankings.
>>693100104
They are usually pretty good for me. Sometimes I can control them sometimes I can't. The better ones happen when I do control them however.
>>693100303
>2 hours of sleep
Dude why? I don't see why you are glinting your paychecks at me. Wait you get paid on Wednesdays/thursdays?
>ika
Woo, all this talk of dreams and lewds and sleep and whatnot sure are getting me tired. I think I'm goof to sleep now. Goodnight all.
>>693100649
>People who judge others are disgusting
Isn't that itself a judgement?
>>693100793
>glinting
Are you for real autocorrect?
Flaunting*
>>693100414
Okay friend, let's hear it
Rank your lolis
>>693100793
Friends wanted to hang out today, and they came over at 1.
I'm not flaunting, I'm offering to get you a charger.
>>693100641
Yeah. They have a decent presence in NA and EU as well but there are better teams.
>>693100639
I'm on PC, I'm limited with my pics, more so than mobile.
And I don't think thats Eu lads.
Back from the run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zZ_kgQ1Ng
>>693100793
goodnight
>>693099949
Heyo Megumeme, how you doing?
~Shiro
>>693101295
i learned 10 years ago not to post selfies on 4chin
>>693100793
Bye!
>>693100777
>>693100938
Sanya takes the number one spot. There is, quite simply, none better.
Second goes to Taihou.
Eu would have taken second if she weren't so obnoxious. But, even then, I'm not so sure.
>>693101295
I take it that you're good enough to play up there with them with no problems?
>>693101810
Sanya you say?
>I'm starting to think Rory is right, and there really is a Makoto for every situation...
>>693101990
There are many problems. Most of these guys play on a daily basis. And do competitive drops. And study the games mechanics. And yes. There is.
>>693101810
>No Rory?
>>693102200
>rory
>loli
>>693102317
She's 14 in the manga.
>>693102317
If taihou is a loli rory is a toddler
>>693102458
Loli is prepubescent (or appearing as such)
>>693102697
Is 14 not prepubescent?
>>693102697
>
>>693102200
Don't you do the same thing, though? It somewhat seems like you do...
>>693102811
For most girls no.
>>693102899
I read a website that gives builds. They look at hitboxes and practice in many ways. I only show up to 2 or 3 practices a week instead of their 4-5, as well as drops against other teams.
>>693102200
Hmm. You're right. I'll think it over once more.
pin claim
>>693103625
Ahhh, so you're not hardcore MLG pro, but you're not a casul either... you're like some kinda odd in between?
Good Morning!
Chovy claim
>>693103876
I am equivalent to a high Tier 4, low Tier 3 player while most of the AS team is Tier 2 or 1.
pin > your waifu
>>693104464
>>693104137
Sleep well?
>>693104634
Nah man. Im like sick or something. I never get sick in july but yeah last night i felt like garbage.
Took some nyquil and went to bed early.
Feel a little better today, Cant really gauge it yet tho.
How are you buddy?
>>693104766
refer to >>693094519
>>693104634
kys
>>693104831
Same.
>>693104872
i fukked your waifu
she loved my cock
>>693104915
refer to the text in >>693104872
>>693104969
>being this lazy
pin best girl
>>693105013
refer to >>693104969
pin is god
fagus
desu
>>693105277
no u
>>693105064
refer to >>693105064
Im bored so I will post on /b/
>>693096990
lolno
Dude im getting extremely good with genji
POTG over and over.
fags
