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Benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Fug
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any furries wanna paw off on skype??

Ignatius Lumenbrann
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcKUz8kNidI

>>693083970
It's an awful program that I keep around mainly for Snuggles.

>>693084001
Townes van Zandt comes from the place I live currently.
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>>693084153
stop spamming fag
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>>693084153
>skype
lmaoooooooo
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>>693084153
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want to do this with a furry buddy so bad
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>>693084153
You should feel ashamed
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>>693084173
Yeah, snuggles are nice, I only had family and stuff added to mine though, really no purpose to use it.
I've pretty much moved to Telegram for all my snuggling needs though.
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>>693084248
twice aint spam fag!

plus the other thread died
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>>693084173
Not that bad!
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this thread heheheh

>>693084374
>>693084374
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>>693084153
What is pawing off anyway? Just jacking it?
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>>693084366
Wtf do you guys find these snuggle buddies
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>>693084325
in a g fur being a g fur

why would i be ashamed
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discord discord discord that's all I'm fucking hearing about

whats the benefit of this switch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRuOG-Gw5Rg

>>693084366
I think you misunderstand me.

>>693084406
What isn't? Townes? Townes is fucking amazing.
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>>693084474
I mean, for me, it's just irl friends.
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>>693084512
getting to listen to rap battles of course
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>>693084512
It doesn't fucking bug out and stop working. You should make the switch, Snuggles. So that I can finally do away with this god awful shit.
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>>693084512
Well it's far more lightweight than skype
VOIP quality is far better than teamspeak
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>>693084366
Snuggles is a person.
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hi snufl
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>>693084516
Yeah I meant Townes. Where I'm moving has some pretty good bands as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQoruEO-MbE
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>>693083414
The second one is nice.
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>>693084718
well; excuse my ignorance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BPoMIQHwpo

>>693084773
I don't really listen to a lot of the musicians from around here. There's one cat in particular that I've heard and had to actually serve in my damn restaurant, and his music is shit, and he's shit, and I'm glad he's a fucking nobody.
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>>693084668
I never talk over the phone or voicechat

I miss the days of simple fastpaced ICQ
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Discord is autistic as fuck
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>>693084940
And he's a cat?
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>>693084721
Hello Luna

how are you my darling
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>>693085069
My sweet summer child... No, he's a person, cat is just jive talk.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KHEkkDT-88
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well, if anyone uses Telegram add me through @jinxcalinco I need more peoples.
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>>693085110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU
https://www.rainymood.com/

This is my morning :3
I gotta go get ready for work in a couple hours. The bossman is making me come in at 6 am today which is usually when my shift is ENDING.
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>>693084837
at this point I'm just posting stuff from a playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGOEZiEGLI
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>>693084837
surrender your boipucci and no one gets hurt!
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>>693085172
He's a cat person, like wem.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHFxIQfSxc
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>>693085172
Jive?
Yooou can ji-
Don't make me think of THAT song
>>693085175
Fuuck, why is Icelandic music so good <3
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>>693085339
No, he's a regular person. And an asshole, and not a very good musician.

>>693085404
What song? You're not making any sense.
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>>693085172
>sweet summer child
have you read A Song of Ice and Fire?
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>>693085468
No. I don't enjoy the fantasy genre.
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>>693085459
Dancing quehuehuehueI'mnotgonnasayit
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>>693085468
he's gay.
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>>693085232
Feel free, I like this too.

>>693085306
>Askin to get raped.
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>>693085195
oh fuck, that's awful. What in the world do you do? I wouldn't be able to do that. Of course in manufacturing, they're begging people to work overnight and never visaversa
>>693085551
Understandable and respectable. That's just a common theme in the books.
>>693085584
No fucking shit sherlock
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>>693085566
I don't know what is happening.

>>693085661
What? Ice and fire?
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>>693085661
Oh, I don't particularly mind it, it just means I have to stay up further into the day than I am used to. I've been asking him for morning shifts for a very long time so I'm not about to complain about it. One of our long time morning girls just left, so I might be able to take her two shifts every week from now on.
I am young and spry, though, and not doing manufacturing.
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>>693085776
Me neither
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>>693085404
Its a beautiful country populated by good people and these horses.

>>693085459
I see, he was never a cat person at all but an asshole person.
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>>693085776
No. The children in the books have yet to see years with Winter. Ergo...
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I can't sleep.
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>>693085649
that one was one of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKKrlthkBzA
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>>693085839
So what do you work in then?
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I'm going to have the worst hangover tomorrow

Holy heck I'm drunk

Tell me a story. A funny story
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>>693085925
Yes, exactly.

>>693085879
Do you like New Wave?

>>693085940
Like, babies who were born in the summer and it's only been a couple of months since they were born?
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>>693085925
If they have cheezits I might just move there
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>>693086094
I dunno, better find out
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>>693085944
Think of all the terrible deeds done in human history because someone "couldn't sleep".
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>>693086094
Oh man, I thought you were talking about a band
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>>693086094
No. Summer lasts decades in that world for some reason. And Winter too.
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>>693086224
Or all the great things
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>>693086224
Mmmm... Gives me the warm fuzzies.
How re you doing Nib?
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>>693086004
Ehehe... Convenience store...
I'm gonna be a manager soon though so it's not sad :'D
Though my 12 hourly isn't bad now and 16 when I become a manager is nothing to scoff at and a benefits package... Why do I feel the need to justify my career?
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>>693086167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAAopS6xZHw

>>693086290
No, an entire genre of music.

>>693086292
So children born in the summer are... What?
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>>693086469
That's awesome! 12 dollars an hour? Shit nigger, I'm in the wrong damn business.
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>>693086648
Canadian. Our minimum wage is 10.45.
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>>693086648
>>693086620
>>693086469
>>693086290
>>693086224
evening
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>>693086494
Doesn't sound too bad, you picked a good example
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>>693085968
Neat

>>693086095
They... Might?

>>693086317
No, humans only do terrible things.

>>693086381
I cant sleep and im coming off my drunk.
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ew something replied to me get it off
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>>693086809
Hey kittybutt
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>>693086717
ah I understand. my state has some of the most draconian labor laws in the nation so you're still probably much better off.
>>693086648
Hello tiger friend
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>>693086887
How are you tonight?
>>693086940
*purrs
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I'm feeling real sad, I'm going to go watch bullshit theories about Zelda on youtube until I fall asleep
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>>693086809
Since it's still dark out, I'll humor you. Evening right back at ya. How you doing Big 'un?
>>693086827
I just woke up and couldn't sleep more yet. How was your 4th? fun?
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>>693086823
Flock of Seagulls is awesome.
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>>693086827
I hope so cause you obviously aren't gonna give me any if I'm guessing right
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>>693086940
It's not bad. It's enough that I can afford to live comfortably in a reasonably urban-ish area on my own off of 40 hours per week, so I'm not complaining about it now. The benefits are a big deal, too.
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>>693087037
I'm sympathetic towards your sadness, I hope it gets better with rest.
>>693087017
I want to pet the purring kitty but I have moral objections to 4chan displays of affection
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>>693087037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

watch this instead
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>>693087137
benefits? doesn't Canadialand have single payer healthcare?
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>>693086809
Hay gay

>>693087049
Not really. Saw fireworks and drank basically. I would of felt better staying home.
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>>693087017
Horny but for some reason talking about random shit... Yourself?
>>693087067
Can't disagree
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>>693087212
*pats the dog on the head*
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>>693084065
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>>693087312
Sort of the defining band for the 80s New Wave scene.
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>>693087400
Now I'm getting flashbacks of that Jimmy Dean song... Ugh
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>>693087137
How is the tax for min to low wages in Canada?
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>>693087302
I didn't watch fireworks. I came home early and pet my cat and watched Cool Hand Luke.
>>693087400
New wave and dark wave are the best
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>>693087531
I don't listen to Jimmy Dean.

>>693087587
Cool Hand Luke is a pretty good movie.
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>>693087204
I fucking love this pic

That pose, that little smirk, those eyes

Ugh you guys turned me into a homo fuck you
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>>693087679
I was talking about that song titled Jimmy Dean that I shared earlier
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>>693087587
>watched Cool Hand Luke
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>>693087704
I love this pic.
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>>693087704
its a real shame katia stopped adding to the wall of shame
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>>693087278
Yes and no. My third party insurance covers the cost of my dental care, my medications/prescriptions that are not covered by MSP, and some other stuff that I'm not 100% on the details of.
MSP coverage is based on your income and stuff; if you're working class you only get coverage on the bare bones basics and have to pay the rest yourself. Like I said, I don't know the specifics, though. I know MSP pays for my doctor visits but my insurance pays for my medications and dental.

>>693087570
ok I know barely anything about our tax system but as far as I know it's the standard "earn X untaxable income per year and then get taxed on all income after that based on your salary bracket" thing that most countries use I don't know the numbers at all.
I pay out about 20-25% of my income to federal tax, EI, and CPP, but I get most of it back in my income tax return but I don't know how much. Most of it, I think. Possibly all of it.
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>>693087049
Work was horrendous today.
It was raining all day.
Not feeling very good either.
>>693087212
That's ok we can just chill next to each other.
>>693087302
Hey nibi, you feeling good?
>>693087312
Get a dildo and diddle yourself if you're horny.
I feel like poop.
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>>693087785
I was listening to something else.
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>>693087100
You gota earn deez CHEESEITs.

>>693087587
Just one pet and you were done?
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>tfw head pats are ignored by the dog
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>>693087840
interesting, I didn't know it worked that way. Either way, it's gotta be better than not being able to afford any kind of insurance and then being hit with extra tax because you can't.

Fuck you Obama, stupid nigger.
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>>693087869
NO
Blood alcohol is going down.
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>>693087869
Naah I think I'll keep to fapping
>>693087872
Good, now don't listen to it, I'm not even sure why I shared it
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*drools all over your paints and pastels*
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>>693087679
It's a classic
>>693087869
Are you getting sick?
>>693087915
More precisely I pet him as we watched Cool Hand Luke
>>693087704
Good
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>>693087570
>>693087840
Update: I just looked at my last pay stub from last year and I can confirm that I was returned all taxes I paid for the year in January.

>>693087991
:DDD
I like my country and my prancing dork of a Prime Minister.
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>>693087869
Feel better. And no I didn't drink
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>>693088089
I'm listening to Hall and Oates, so I won't be listening to that.

>>693088138
*kills you until you die from it*

>>693088150
Right?
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>>693088150
Did you give him the "Cool Hand"?
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>>693088226
Hope you're having fun with that
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>>693088158
I wish Canada wanted me but I've already been informed unless I get a masters degree in something useful and learn French flawlessly I might as well forget about it.

Instead I will stay here and make my home a better place.
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>>693088226
How you been? Also, fuck yes Hall and Oates.
>>693088295
uhhhh...
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>>693088428
Just marry a cute Canadian fuccboi. This country is full of them. Then you can move here for free. Takes like one year.
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>>693088393
I am a bit of a Hall raiser.

>>693088459
I'm alright. Don't want nobody worrying 'bout me. You?
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>>693088459
Handjob

he wants to know if you jacked him off with a cold hand
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>>693088500
yeah that's not happening
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>>693088523
Arm's broke. Otherwise ok
>>693088529
No. That's gross
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>>693088018
Have another beer or goto sleep then.
>>693088089
When you blow your load catch it in your mouth. :)
>>693088150
I hope not. I've been waking up with a blocked nose but it goes away by 9am.
>>693088216
Did you do the other 'merica thing and shoot guns, light crackers and BBQ?
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>>693088622
Why not?
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>>693088500
He's already married. To a MAN of all things!
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>>693088652
How did that happen?
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James there are times I really wish you would mind your own damned business.
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will I ever find love?
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>>693088656
Maybe allergies or something fucky with the weather. No gettin sick.
>>693088735
Late payment to my loan shark
>>693088853
probably
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>>693088656
Indulged in some good old fashioned American gluttony. Shot off some fireworks.
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I like how so many of these threads are just retards talking to each other instead of posting what people came to the thread for. I'll aid you in not helping, then.
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>>693088656
I'll do my best not to stand behind your tiger butt when I do it... And aim a little too low... Gonna try but I can't promise anything :p
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>>693088853
not with that attitude
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pic related
it's me
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Poor Nico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5JX4-zZbiY

>>693088838
But where's the fun in that? Also, I told you to talk me out of this.

>>693088853
No. Probably not.

>>693088898
They usually go for a leg at first. At least mine always did.
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omg really
that
is
so
VCUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>693088459
That's where you put your hand in the freezer and put your hand on em, right?

>>693088656
I might sleep.
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>>693088158
>>693087840
Having a cursory glance, it looks like you have a smaller income tax range and you get taxed a minimum of 15% of whatever your income is in Canada, but at least you do have a lower upper limit for tax. Tax rate seems to be a higher % for average salaries than here too.
I don't know if this includes Quebec or not.

>>693088428
You only need French for Quebec, surely.

Did they literally say you need a Masters? That's awfully specific.
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I feel like Harpo Marx without all the rape and sexual assault.
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>>693089003
Ohyes more music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR0HAIsufxg
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>>693089003
Sergio knows I can't go to work if my leg is broken.
>>693089040
S-sure.
>>693089104
awesome
>>693089129
kek
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>>693089003
Could you at LEAST respect me enough to let me tell my own story? Please?
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>>693089069
Compared to the US? Higher tax rate because we have better education and public health service. I do not see it as a problem.
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>>693088976
>>693088898
>>693089003
:(
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>>693089208
Please don't talk to me.
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>>693084477
one of the only furry pics I think is hot as fuck

>no homo
I think I secretly want to grow fluffy chest hair
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>>693089129
I feel like an alcoholist but without the alcohol

Which is weird, I shouldn't know what it feels like
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>>693089144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa911_8TP2s

>>693089208
That is true I suppose.

>>693089246
I mean, the way you tell it, there's a lot of ins and outs. You dirty dog.

>>693089354
You got them ants crawling in your hair?
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>>693089489
Fair enough.
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>>693089469
As if bumblebees weren't enough
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>>693089277
have a sad cum, bb.
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>>693088898
I'm not normally allergic to anything. Maybe it's the new house doing somthing to me.
>>693088912
Cool, well i'm glad you're not stupid with the crackers and ended up in the ER :)
>>693088973
Why not? i wouldn't mind a guy to cum on my butt.
>>693089040
Well have a good rest tonight and fell better tomorrow.
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>>693089023
cute is not exactly what I was hoping for
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>>693089253
Compared to UK. I don't think I'll get much out of public education systems in the future (unless they'll pay for study in university). Nor the healthy services until I get to a certain age or am very unlucky.
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>>693089604
is that a Death Grips reference? suh
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>>693089588
There are worse things to have caught in your hair than ants.
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demos stop posting cute spaghettis dammit
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>>693089617
If you say so, kittybuns :3
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>>693089691
ya.
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>>693089691
no you dumn cunt
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>>693089253
>>693089686
* health services. Fuck.
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what tha FUCK
DEMOS STOP POSTING BOWLS
DEMOS STOP POSTING SQUIDS
THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO POST DSFGJLDFG
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw
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>>693089753
wat r spaghettis
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>>693089617
I'll probably see some kid's hand blown off on the news in the morning
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>>693089629
hehe, I'm joking. That's real sweet though, wasn't expecting. OK OK TELL MET HE STORY EEEEEE

>>693089686
I am unfortunate enough to have been born into poor health and financial instability, so I am grateful for the education and health care I have been entitled to. Without it I probably would not be here today.
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Someone kill me
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>>693089889
Pictures of elderly Jewish couples having a nice time.
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>>693089716
Oh yeah, don't get me started on those fucking moose flies. They freaking SWARM you and are impossible to get out, I'm still not sure if I did and it happened last year
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>>693089889
Why are you awake?
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>>693089983
I was thinking more, like, rabid bats or ticks.
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>>693089469
Actually, I crashed my mountain bike.
>>693089617
Maybe. Hopefully it's nothing.
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>>693089753
Hay what are spehagits
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>>693090093
delicious pasta.
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>>693089765
one time I actually did masturbate while sad and it was a strange experience. I wasn't even horny. it was like I raped myself.
0/10 would not recommend having a sad cum bb
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>>693089934
The male Squid from Splatoon sounds like he's saying "Spaghetti!" when you select him in the Splatoon lobby. Therefore, male squids became known as such. Woomies are their female counterparts.
>>693089889
You don't even play Splatoon and everytime you post one it reminds me that SPLATOON IS FUCKING ENDING
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>>693090083
Sounds shitty. Tell me you crashed into something non-mountain related.
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post bestiality... do it...
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>>693084065
fuck. this is exactly why im hesitant to even come back to /b/. fucking fur faggots.
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>>693090067
Yup screw the ticks too, found a full one in the living room last week and forgot about it, searched frantically for tick hatchlings for three days afterwards
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>>693090219
went over the bars.broke one arm, dislocated other shoulder AND got a concussion. I crashed into the ground.
>>693090310
yet, here you are...
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>>693090029
my dog thinks i have work today so she woke me up.
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>>693090310
is that a picture of you?
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>>693090290
I have a few webms...should I?
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Is everyone gone?
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>>693090455
Isnt it like 5am doe?
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>>693090482
it would be appreciated
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>>693090482
nah
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>>693090182
>ending
wut really? how even
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>>693090482
yes!
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>>693089889
I already told you what I want you to post. You've had like an hour.

>>693089975
Fortunately never had problems like that unless you count being lower middle class as suffering financially, but who does who isn't extremely rich.

To be honest, I don't care that much about tax, I just want to make sure I can survive, buy decent food, and get a few luxury items like games a few times a year.

I will say your universities are incredibly expensive for foreign students though. Not by American standards, but still.
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>>693090545
>>693090550
>>693090620
make up your minds. yes or no?
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>>693090482
>.> do et
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Gonna try to go back to sleep. G'night everyone
>>693090648
no
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>>693090540
yuuuuuuuuuuuup.

>>693090644
I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE YOU
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>>693090564
Nintendo announced they're doing one final splatfest later this month. They said after that there will be no more updates or patches. Then we can only assume servers are coming down shortly after.
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>>693090648
yes
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>>693090339
Ticks are terrible little things, but I'd probably set them free.

>>693090452
From trying to do a sick flip off a homemade ramp?
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>>693090648
for sure
more yes than no
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>>693090725
Night
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>>693090644
I don't know anything about universities...
Or foreign-people policies outside of immigration and the only reason I know about that is because I have a tendency to make friends in strange and far away places.
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>>693089762
Please cream my ass.
>>693089954
I saw some kids finger impaled in his own leg today.
>>693089979
Hey nefel?
>>693090083
It better be, i'm not exercising enough atm.
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>>693090779
>>693090809

Fuck. Most of them have audio attached. Hold on a sec, delivering shortly
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>>693090482
please
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>>693090883
yo
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>>693090648
Yus!
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>>693090788
Nah, technical descent
>>693090810
>>693090883
>>693090912
night.
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>>693090948
here's something, I guess
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>>693090181
I can confirm this statement
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>>693091027
See ya round.
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>>693091027
Night!
>>693090975
What's crackn'?
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>>693091035
whoa, what?
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>>693090883
This piques my interest
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>>693090948
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>>693090764
do you really think that nintendo is gonna shut off the wiiu servers soon? they kept the wii's going for like a decade
surely they'll have a remake or a new installment for splatoon on whatever new console they make
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>>693091035
fuck yea
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>>693091228
crippled. sorta waiting on the sweet touch of death to embrace me
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>>693091327
now we can watch the dog eat it out of there?
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>>693090883
Will you ride me powerbottom style? I'll cream real quick for you :3
>>693090788
Send them as far away as physically possible I say
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>>693090733
Eugh. Find them then. Gawd.

>>693090833
Costs about $15,000 (Canadian) per annum to study in Quebec for foreign students. If I remember correctly, that was one of the lower costing provinces. It costs about $3,000 for Canadian nationals which is not to bad, especially if the government offers loans.

What foreign-people policies are there other than immigration?
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>>693091591
Or just out into the woods.
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>>693091267
It's just a x-ray.
>>693091376
Make death come to you, no point waiting.
>>693091591
I would but i might break your hips :P
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>>693091639
oh I was thinking stuff like exchange students, universities, visiting, work visas, things like that.
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>>693091753
dear god that schnauzer has a giant cock
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>>693091713
Not if you're gentle c:
>>693091697
Then set up a forcefield around the whole house and it's good
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>>693091957
Why would you do that?
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>>693091713
That is significantly less fun
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>>693092140
Call me daddy.
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>>693091809
None of your friends in far away places have ever used those services/programs? They've only emigrated?

Which province do you live in, how is the weather, and do they sell fresh vegetables there that aren't extortionately priced?
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>>693092204
No. That gives Sigmund Freud energy. When he has enough he'll be reborn
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>>693092136
To keep the bastards away of course
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>>693091338
That's the fear, they're shutting it down so they can force everyone to buy their stupid NX thing
>>693092204
oh look a kindred spirit
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>>693092306
Shh, it's okay. Daddy will give you a kiss. :)
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>>693091957
I don't want to be too gentle, i'm not some sissy riding on top.
>>693092140
Well it's still funny seeing a bone where it should not be
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>>693092371
That keeps out the good insects and arachnids though.
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>>693092556
boooo. boooo.
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>>693092523
So what're doing
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>>693092688
Hmm?
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>>693092718
Checking out Punch Club.
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>>693092297
BC, near Vancouver. The weather is shit in the summer and shit in the winter but absolutely divine in the spring and autumn. If you like rain and don't like snow this is a great place to be.
Fruit's not bad.
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>>693092817
>Punch Club
Never heard of it
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>>693092817
check out my ass and give it a lick.
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>>693092523
Fine then, we can do it standing up
>>693092556
Uugh, life sucks
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>>693092397
hopefully nx can play splatoon cause i'm planning on actually getting that console
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>>693092998
Yeah, I agree, but it's all we got.
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>>693092947
It's an ok game so far.
>>693092973
Which one of them are you?
>>693092998
Yeah BB pound me in the wall.
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I miss you guys and the sexual harassment.
No one even remembers me anymore.
brb necking myself.
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>>693092880
I like the rain a lot. Would like freezing winters and snow though.

Shit as in it's too hot or not hot enough to feel like it's summer? Because I hate summer. The heat and the pollen get to me. I want it to be cold all the time.

In an ideal world I'd move to Montreal but that can't happen for a few years and I heard the summers can be blisteringly hot.

The food situation does not sound great if "fruit's not bad" is anything to go by.
>>
>>693093375
amy or ritsu?
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>>693093123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeJ1Sauv2gc
>>693093176
Aww, I was hoping you would do that :3 Riding when standing up works too
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>>693093375
cry for attention whore.
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>>693093176
I'm not sure what you mean, sexy mouth.
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>>693093444
ALL THESE YEARS LATER AND NOBODY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE

Its just Ritsu...I dont even KNOW what happened to Amy
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>>693093391
It's hot and muggy. You always feel sweaty even when you're not sweating.
I used to live up north in the interior where it's cold and dry all the time. The winters were great because there was lots of dry snow so it was actually GOOD snow and not the snow that just makes you want to off yourself, and the summers were great because even though it was hot, it was dry so it wasn't sweaty and gross. Lots of long sunny days because the land up there is very flat. I loved it. Moved back here for work and the city, though. Some things are more important when you're 20.
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>>693093176
What's it about
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>>693093631
how the fuck am i meant to tell the difference in one post with no obvious factors?
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oh no ritsu is here hide everyone!
>>693093666
>canadian
>talking about hot and muggy
>topkek.png
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>>693093723
one of them obviously shitposts harder than the other.
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>>693093723
Anyone who knows me knows me. Thats how. Its not my fault youre a horrible friend who cant instantly tell.
>>693093794
You can hide but I can smell your balls.
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>>693093794
Vancouver is disgustingly hot and muggy. It's the worst.
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>>693093873
I live in kansas. the other day it hit 90f outside with humidity making it feel like 117
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>>693093671
adventure simulation game
>>693093530
Are you fat bara or muscle bara?
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>>693094000
It gets like that in Vancouver, yeah.
>>
>>693093873
that's because Vancouver is a giant anus.
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>>693094014
kind of both, really.
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>>693093873
yeah here in Alabama the heat index is 33c with 85% humidity all fucking day

subtropical climate sucks
>>
>>693094054
>>693094054
>>693094054
>>693094054
literally this
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>>693094130
Not possible.
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>>693094227
musclefat is a real thing bro
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>>693094287
so you fat bara then.
>>
I'll have to avoid Vancouver, clearly.

>>693093666
It's hot and muggy enough for me at times just in the south of England so I'll probably be miserable there.

Dry snow as opposed to that shitty sludge that mixes with all the dirt and filth?

That's a shame since if anything I feel that at 20 onwards it becomes increasingly important to move to where you'd be happier living. Obviously you can't do that if you can't get a job/afford to live there of course. There's always retirement I suppose but I would hate to wait that long.
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>>693094140
36c all day with the same humidity for two weeks straight. let up yesterday. southeast kansas
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>>693094400
Try Kamloops.
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>>693094575
I refuse to believe that's a real name.
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>>693093666
nice trips
>>
coming from you, chet chetkowski?
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>>693094014
Enjoying yourself?
>>
go 2 slep
>>
i am not slepy
>>
melatonin
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>>693094879
You just need to master the art of sleeping and being awake at the same time
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEcFkotqHg8
>>
i'm already living a dream
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>>693094792
SOrta, i will get into Warframe soon.
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nightmare*
>>
...
>>
Nah go 2 sleep
>>
*cough*
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>>693095048
Might get on soon myself
>>
get cough meds
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what are you para some sort of PARAmeDICK?
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>>693095488
I want some
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demo can you click runescape for me while I shower?
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>>693095711
new thread
>>
no.
>>
are you telling me to suck your dick?
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