Hi guys, 26, single mom, looking for a good man
I have 5 wonderful children that are my world!!!!
Please have your life together, will not reply unless you have a job and your own CAR!!!
I ride a bike dose that count has having my own ride
>>693062417
Do you like kids?
What kind of job do you have?
Do I have to have own car so I can drive you and all your kids around ???
>>693062211
>>693062619
>>693062619
A van is preferred
No I don't have kids but I'd like to
Drive a 2016 jeep rubicon four door
Where do you live?
This is clearly bait.
Tits or GTFO!
More like looking to mooch off of a sucker
>>693062914
>062914 ▶
>Where do you live?
North Carolina
>>693062211
I know this is a troll thread but unfortunately woman do actually think like this.
My world <3
>26
>5 kids
what the fuck, use a fucking condom next time and neck yourself
>>693062211
Does mooching off of welfare coubt for job?
Im male 21 and live with my mom cuz she has ebt still but if you have some we can kick her off, also nevada representin
>>693062211
I'm 59 and recently widowed. retired. own a house, have some money.
too old?
>>693063487
I am low maintenance, never ask for much just that kids have transpiration
>>693063587
Nope not to old
Are you planning on having more kids? And are all those kids from the same dad?
>>693063767
>Are you planning on having more kids? And are all those kids from the same dad?
No more kids!!!!
3 different dads
>>693063753
How much for just the kids then?
>>693063869
my kids are not for sale!!!!
>>693062211
Every man's nightmare.
Let's see some nudes since your already have way there
>>693062211
its either that or ebony prostitutes on my date site
>>693063944
i'm no buying. I just wanna rent them for a bit of fun.
>>693063988
Please explain?
Ever heard of contraceptives?
Sounds like somebody got dumped by a single mother with five kids
The cuck is strong in this thread!
>>693063311
Lmao I wonder what inbred dumbass would take on an idiot woman and 5 kids who aren't his
>>693063869
kek
Let me be brutally honest, OP. you're ugly. skanky. brats everywhere. banged out vagoo.
what do you have to offer a guy?
>>693063383
next fuck or next life?
>>693062211
More explanation marks please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>693062211
Come on /pol, quit it with the interracial threads, we get it you guys are in love with black cock...
I think you should join the circus with that look and those shitty tattys and your 5 kids. You will never need transportation
>>693063311
5 kids? That pussy haunted.
Lemme guess... You're sick of losers and want a real man who can financially take care of all six of you and deal with baby daddy drama, and we also need to know that your kids are your world and nothing else competes and if we can't handle all this just swipe right?
>>693064425
I am ugly?
>>693064376
This. You'd have to be pure autist.
>>693064639
Left. Swipe left.
>>693064639
Sick of losers, 2 of the baby daddies in prison
>>693064683
Yes. Also, I'm drunk.
>>693062211
lel
>>693064158
Kek.
> Fun
> Gacy
Reality is there are men desperate enough to be with a woman like this.
She is in full on 'take care of me' mode.
She had her fun slutting around getting knocked up and now is looking for a man desperate enough to be with her. This thread is probably fake. But this reality exists.
>>693064683
you are ugly and I am drunk.
but I will be sober in the morning.
>>693064683
Hard to tell.
Show me your butthole so I can better judge.
>>693064683
Indeed.
>>693062211
I'm a civil engineer, I have a car, but convince me, post another pic of you
>>693064883
it's the only pussy some guys will ever get. no way is it worth it.
You are cute & sexy. I Can perfectly take care of you and your kids, im part of the Colombian Cartel, 27. I obviously have everything for you and your kids to be happy. I also have a house on Texas. If you are willing to take the risk to be with me lets do it babe.
>>693064889
>>693064928
I know iam not perfect, no one is
But i do think i am atleast a 6 to 7 out of 10
no?
>>693064715
Oops, I haven't been single for 6 years so I've never used Tinder.
>>693065054
I will fucking rek you faggot
>>693063311
How many different fathers? I'm guessing 4.
Got to give OP credit for sticking with this thread. I've seen worse bait.
>>693065117
Kek
>>693062211
26? How often do you do meth/cocaine/heroin?
>>693065202
3 fathers, 2 are in prison
>>693065002
Ryan?
>>693065306
Yucky
>>693065117
Hi, again the same civil engineer guy, I can take care of you and your kids, but show me a sexy picture of you.
26 years old and 5 children. Wtf
>>693065305
i don't, i have beat drug addiction.
I am an open book, clean for over year
>>693065117
More like a 5kids/10
So are the children boys, girls? Age ranges? I'm in VA here.
What's your standards in a male...appearance wise. I've got the job/house/ 2 trucks covered
Post a pic with time stamp
>>693062211
What authority will the good man have in the house?
>>693062211
How depraved are you sexually? This arrangement might be worth it if you're willing to do kinky shit all the time.
>>693065117
you look like a crack whore
Well at least she did something for her own species. We need more white children...so its a good thing I think. Alao what about timestamp?
>>693065506
Head of house hold, as long as a decent provider and no domestic abuse
>>693065117
No. Sorry thanks for playing
>>693065626
They're fathers are black
>>693065306
you are a real catch
You are a reason why we should be allowed to beat women
>>693065559
kind of rude don't you think?
>>693062211
>26
>5 children
Someone's been busy
>>693065117
Bitch you're dumb as fuck.
You lose one point for every kid you have. Two for being 26 fucking years old and still have facial piercings and you do your makeup like a whore.
You are now a 3/10
>>693065777
I don't date black guys
Sorry
>>693065306
Who the fuck is gonna follow that??
>>693065640
Reasonable. Does the good man have a say in the raising of your children? Will you support him in matters of discipline?
>>693065559
/thread
She probably is
>>693062211
Are any of the kids black? From how many fathers are they from? Are you into anal?
>>693064683
You kind of look like you're on drugs tbh
>>693062211
tits and timestamp bitch
>>693065117
I'd say a solid 4. Maybe a 5 if you'd really try.
>>693065446
Well, shit. Now I feel bad. Good on you for beating drug addiction.
>>693065951
Just fuck em?
>>693064639
Exactly. Lots of people here don't realize this is a tinder thread
These are clearly all FB pics some anon saved.
But good bait in the OP post.
Muh children's.
>>693066167
Yeah she does. Probably opiates
>>693066185
87 replies and finally someone gets it right
>>693062211
>>693066095
Yes the man can discipline children long as no major phycial abuse happens
>>693064683
youre ugly as dog sheet but just in case lets see those tits with a timestamp
that's a hard 26. looks more like 46
>>693066391
What constitutes major physical abuse to you?
>>693065117
maybe if i beat your face in with my cock you would be a 3 or 4 on a good day
Really? Ok I have a house, one car (Chevrolet Malibu 2015), an stable job as a civil engineer, well paid, single, trying to set down, come on I want to know how sexy you could be if I choose you, show me a intimate pic of you
>>693066391
Fucking David hasselhof
>>693066391
Fuck, I'm out!
>>693065795
You want honesty or lies?
>>693066319
clean for over a year
>>693066281
I don't date or have sex with black guys....
Not racist just isn't my thing
>>693064683
Not ugly but that crazy eyebrow shit ruins the whole thing.
>>693066391
why do you look like a 14 year old boy also whats your kik faggot
Your a whore.
>>693062211
tits or gtfo
>>693066759
Id give u like a 3/10
>>693062211
Post pic of puss+ass
>>693064425
The real questions are: Do you take it in the ass? and Do you swallow?
>>693067022
>>693066995
Why you say that?
I think i look cute in this pic
I am a decent cook
>>693062211
Your expression says your trying to stay badass, like a fiery inspirational single mother, but your eyes say you're hollow and dead inside.
>>693064683
lol. yes.
5 kids!
You must be ruined down there.
>>693065117
topkek.
If you're a 6 to 7 out of 10, then I'm 11/10
yallniggaspostinginatrollthread.psd
>>693066786
>>693066759
Yep good looking with the sunglasses on, would just laugh and walk away if she was hitting on me and took those off to expose the lack of eyebrow game.
Wow these pictures keep getting worse
>>693067127
What do you cook? Meth?
You are one ugly used up bitch with way too much baggage.
>>693067119
I don't mind anal sex, long as it starts off gentle
Anal sex can be really fun and satisfying
>>693067127
Shouldn't you just go ahead and phone home?
>>693066759
Damn would slam with be oil on.
What's your standards for a guy's appearance? Are you stooping to ugly or fat guys yet? Or just looking for some half tatted flat bill vanilla ice
>>693067127
You ever done heroine before? You look like you have.
>>693064425
This, all you bring to the table is a small tribe to provide for.
>>693067127
If you're from UPSTATE NY I will bone you within the week if you want
>>693067264
kek
>>693067264
Yes
>>693067264
Kek i bet thats the only thing she cooks
>>693067127
Your bod looks good in the bikini pics, would def smash but your face looks like its deteriorating, kinda like some crack addict in an alley.
>>693063311
Meh. Call me when your daughter turns 18 and maybe we can work out some sort of dowry. Like two goats and a cow per daughter.
>>693067127
why do we call you a whore??
You have five kids, three fathers, and two are in prison.
I would bet my left nut that you have never had a real job, paid rent, or taken care of yourself for any significant amount of time.
Someone who survives using their genitals is a whore.
>>693067264
>>693063311
>>693063311
At least they are all white, she is doing the race good. Unlike the countless neckbeards here
>>693067337
Yes, but i have been clean for over a year and proud of it...
Been tested don't have any STD's
My dad is looking for a new gf, he have a lot of money a good house and 2 cars. Maybe you can be my new mom im 14 btw.
>>693065333
No my name is George
>>693067325
gentle, you say?
Are you looking for a relationship? Or just someone to use you in whatever way they see fit? Are you comfortable knowing that I am married and would never leave my wife for you but would welcome the addition of an anal/pain slut to our lovely household?
>>693066759
if you didn't look like an ugly amy poehler i might consider it. i've got the van and the job and I live in VA, but i already think amy poehler is ugly and you look like an ugly version of that so...
>>693063311
How much for the second kid from the left?
>>693067127
You look like you were good looking at one point but like each kid took 10 years worth of life essence from you. Like somebody stuck a vacuum hose to the back of your face while you slept over the course of like 20 years and the excess skin is starting to fall off.
How come you fucked a bunch of god damn criminals?
>>693067127
being a decent cook doesnt make up for being a whore
SO YALL NIGGAS GONNA SWIPE
LEFT OR RIGHT?
Choose Wisely
>yolo
>>693065626
You are gorgeous! I definitely have my life together and have a car. I would treat you like a goddess that you are and treat your children as if they were my own.
(661) 253-2627
>>693067821
Thats what im sayin id buy the kids and raise them as warriors to commit mass ass fuckings across the nations
wtf this thread. I am one of those dad
>>693067956
26? is that in dog years?
5 kids!? You don't need any more men, it's time to retire that blue waffle
>>693067956
how good a fuck are you and can you suck some dick or what
>>693068038
i so wanna call this number...
>>693067956
That's a no vote from me
>>693067956
I actually feel bad for you, how come you have so many damn kids? Hadnt you ever heard of using condoms when you fuck criminals?
>>693065951
This is mandatory
>>693068203
obv good enough to have five kids from 3 different men
>>693068076
Mike?
Well there gotta be at least on cuck out there, who's been looking for this opportunity.
>>693068205
i do too
>>693068257
Thought they loved me, abused as a child. Looking for someone that actually cared for me
>>693068290
why the fuck are you doin that ?
>>693062211
Why do I need to have my life together just to stick my dick in you. You ain't gettin none of my shit after I pull out of you anyway.
>>693062211
god if this was real i would rip her the fuck apart... honestly though no chick with 5 kids is dumb enough to think she can get a man worth a shit.
>>693064376
a pedo
>>693068049
Nah, I just want to fuck the kid in the second from the left. She's hot.
>>693067637
answer me, you filthy cumslut! Let me make you call me your Daddy
>>693068287
Can be shit in bed and pop out kids. Whores do it all the time
>>693065117
maybe but you get minus 1 for each kid...
>>693067956
let me see your little pee pee faggot
>>693067956
Oh Wow!
Now that is a beautiful sight if ever I saw one!
Free Wi-Fi!
>>693062211
How many of your kids have kids gramma?
>>693062787
You need a fucking school bus.
>>693068095
Fuckin' kek!
Here is a pic of me at my last job
So yes i am capable of getting a JOB
why do you have holes in your face and in your ears. You look like a circus clown
>>693068357
Love dont put food in a babies mouth yo
>>693062211
you look pretty rough for 26. have you spent the last 10 years on meth?
I wouldn't want to raise 5 environmental disasters that aren't mine, I'd rather just raise my own trash.
>>693068482
Why fuck her when white slavery is a thing? Then others fuck her and you get sweet cash monies for ice cream andjawbreakers
>>693068490
>Let me make you
Make your mind up.
$300 apiece for the two oldest girls.
final offer
>>693069190
Good catch!
>>693068924
you wore that stupid fucking thing in your lip to an interview, chances are it was for being a hooker. gtta raise thre genetic mutated white pieces of trash somehow
>>693068924
You needed that sign 5 kids ago!
>26 Year Old Woman
>Has no ride
>Needs me to have a job
>insists that MY life is together?
Bitch.. sounds like you need your life together.
Imagine the drama in a relationship with a bitch like this. No way.
>>693069359
OH MY GOD THATS SO FUNNY WHAT THE FUCK LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>693069492
It was a good burn, actually...
This was my second pregnancy
I was 18 then
>>693067956
Get out, now
>>693063692
>semen demon
>5 kids
>fake rape accusations
>let's boyfriends fondle/fuck her kids
Still on the fence on deciding if she uses meth?
THIS ISN'T HOW 4CHAN WORKS FAGGOT
>>693069658
Yeah he said that
>>693063944
Bitch your on 4chan, they are now
>>693065117
where are your eyebrows also do you do anal? lastly where are you located what city bb? im on west coast 42 yrs old lots of cash
>>693069779
ah yes, you had eyebrows back then
good times
>>693063692
>transpiration
If your kids are transpiring, you should get them to a doctor or botanist as soon as possible.
>>693063692
I could provide them with transportation but you will work for it.
Join Fetlife and let me know your username. I'll give you the email when you tell me you joined. Post should contain a pic of yourself that hasn't already been posted.
>>693070110
>>693070116
WHy are you obsessed with my eyebrows?
>>693070077
all caps made it seem like he was being sarcastic.
>>693070181
kek
>>693065117
>7/10
Kek
More like a 1/10 purely because you have a vagina
>>693062985
But very realistic. Dating sites are chock full of these bitches with a brood and looking for step baby daddy.
>>693070243
they are hideous
>>693069779
Hey, I'm the same civil engineer, my name is George not Ryan, I have a house,a 4 door car (Chevrolet Malibu), a stable and well paid job, but I would like to see a nude picture of you, I know you're beautiful but show me more, I'm really interested in you, I'm 28 by the way.
>>693070243
because it's the main reason I wouldn't date you
>>693063311
kik me you filthy fukn whore kik: captain neemo
Which kid gets the most spankings?
>>693065054
Im still waiting for your answer babe.
>>693070619
Oh my lord George you've posted the almost 5 times.
aren't you that German slut who jacked her bf onto a slice of toast and then ate it, and then also blew some guys at Oktoberfest?
>>693070806
Im truly desperate mate.
>>693070723
Hard to say, only 1 is really bad, he keeps chasing the dog with a hammer,
I honestly don't know how to get him to stop doing it. its disturbing
>>693062787
I have a van, but I need it for a .... other purposes.
>>693070904
hide the hammers ya dumb bitch
>>693070869
Then get tinder mate.
>>693070805
You seem like a nice guy george
>>693070904
That's not a good sign. Sounds like he needs some firm direction.
>>693070806
And still you don't please me
>>693062211
>Hi guys, 26, single slut, looking for a meal ticket
>I have 5 horrible nigglets that are my bane!!!!
>Please have your life together, will not reply unless you can take care of me like the lazy cunt I AM!!!!
you had a few spelling errors, ftfy
>>693070869
You'd have more luck on /soc/
>>693071059
I am a nice man indeed. And i would love to have her as my wife.
>>693067127
If were being honest, any of us would hit. Got a job, got cars, getting older to know kids are pretty common.
But you got to realize your asking no man in his right mind is going to actually take care of those kids, put up sure. But for what it cost to keep you around, I'd just head out vegas and get a $1000 'escort' for an hour whenever I really can't stand being single.
Even if your man is frugal as fuck your getting what like $7k in taxes and if i had to guess like $800+ in EBT(lol like you do anything but fill up the fridge and trade the rest of for cash)? Those kids gunna cost another $10k+ to bring you in my house and put up with all that. If you really happen to be need as fuck and all of a sudden your kids need the best you could easily drain a man for $30k a year in just kid shit.
>>693071013
Common fuckin' sense isn't it!
>>693071197
You are forgetting the benefits kids bring which far outweigh their monetary cost.
>>693071108
kek.
Very kind of you.
>>693068357
Let's get a little more info OP.... BTW I don't mind kids, they can be fun if they're good kids and I don't really care about past lives unless they are going to come back at you some day. So these are serious questions.
1. Do any of the kids suffer from fetal drug syndromes?
2. I assume you had 5 to 3 fathers during the days you played with drugs - so fo any of them have ongoing medical, emotional or social issues?
3. Are the father's really in jail? For how long? Are they likely to come looking for you or their kids? What are they in jail for?
4. How old are those pics? What do you look like now? The bikini shot isn't the body of someone who's dropped 5 kids but the pic with the kids shows a different body... so... are you hiding anything disfiguring?
5. After 5 kids - is everything in the vag department in good shape? I am well used to fucking mothers - unless something went wrong medically a vag is a vag, kids or no kids.
6. Where are you? State/Country? How far are you prepared to move?
7. What goals do you have? What would you like to achieve from life?
8. How would you describe yourself?
9. Are you still a 'party chick' or have you outgrown the piercings, tattos and drugs stage?
10. Last one... What does loyalty mean to you?
I think you're reasonably good looking - the pic of you without posing and makeup is a good one.
>>693063311
>2nd from left
Holy shit, dem thighs!
Am I a pedro?
>>693071013
>Common fuckin' sense isn't it!
>>693071262
My dick is hard as a fucking rock. So much damage. So much damage. I love it
>>693068924
Do you live in a fucking trailer park?
>>693071405
>>>
>>693070670
Kek
>>693071091
Firm direction? Really only because I want to settle down, she is an excellent opportunity for me to have a family.
>>693066268
Nigga the only beating she's doing is when her kids won't stfu when she's trying to suck cock and shoot up
>>693071439
They would be fun to slap.
>>693062211
Are your kids all white? Niggers are a deal breaker.
>>693071439
You are not my friend, you are not. I prefer that one too if im honest with you. Im willing to pay a ton for her.
Show track marks
>>693071600
Discipline. Guidance to do the right thing and not things like try and hammer the dog.
>>693070904
It's probably 'cus he keeps seeing his bitch mum getting nailed all the time.
>>693062211
I have multiple cars. Multiple businesses. Visit my cabin in N.C. 4-5 times a year and only live a state over. Show the goods girl and we can make this happen.
Well posting here didn't help my self esteem
not a 7/10?
>>693071833
That's funny because I have a dog haha, he's happy with me and he never would harm your kids or you
>>693071405
like manual labor? pretty obvious your skipping that part. How do you think your children will contribute to society. Where do they show promise or do you boyfriends you keep stringing along keep bring over mcdonalds while they keep watch shit on tv?
>>693072114
> Body of a twelve-year-old
> Face of a seventy-year-old
How do you rate this?!
Are the kids inbred?
>>693072114
hell no lol
>>693063311
and every one of them is a blessing.
You look rough for 26. 5 kids, have you ever heard of contraception? 2 of the dads in prison? You're a real catch, ain't ya
>>693072114
>short colored hair
>no eyebrows
>tons of makeup
>piercings
>tatoos
>wrinkles
I mean come on, you scream white trash
>>693072114
fuck no you stupid white trash pice of shit youre like a 2
>>693072114
Trailer trash/10
>>693072489
so your not interested.... Was going to drop my contact info before this thread 404 and just let the cards fall where they may
>>693072641
this
>>693072594
cant turn trash into recyclables no matter how hard you try...
>>693065306
What a beat whore
Dont you feel bad you are just selling your used pussy at this stage so a man can take care of you and your children since you cant and your bad decisions left you for prison and jail, also no amount of kids could sway their mimd on choosing their children and you over illegal activities so that tells me you are not even worth being in the same room with unless its for sex and you only have picked shitty people who treat you bad
Do you have no shame? I mean i guess not having 5 fucking kids at 26 and looking like a 2007 scene crack whore who never grew up after her first kid
>>693072704
Trying to find a daddy for number 6?
>>693062211
bitch, you're 46. not 26. stop lying.
>>693072704
no you weren't
>>693062211
I think I'm gay now. If i'm going to fuck a women that look like a little boy I might as well fuck a grown men
>>693067577
This
>>693068689
>Lighting
>Huge Pupils
Bitch you high dan a madafaka
I only date taken moms, hook up with one of these losers and we'll talk
>>693073410
That's the only right way to fuck this women. I respect you
>>693072720
hey look i found a pic of her at her last interview
>>693062211
This crack whore for real?
>>693072114
How could you think posting here would help your self esteem?
>>693062787
26? You look trashed
>>693065117
Your a base of 7 but to work out your current level
- 0.5 for each piercing not in your ears
- 1 for stretched out ear lobe piercing
- 1 for crazy eyebrows
Makes you about a 2
>>693073708
Obviously fake.
She's never worked a day in her life.
>>693068095
That would make her about 3 in human years dumb ass
>>693071459
Same here bro, I'm about to hands free cum actually
>>693068038
Spotted the desperate neckbeard
>>693063692
see that bottle of bleach back there... drink it, all of it.
>>693072114
I would bang you into a drooling mess on the floor. Don't really see what's wrong with you. I'd slam your tiny ass body on my cock so hard I'd break your pelvis.
You're a 10/10, baby. You got big beautiful eyes, lovely lips, beautiful hair and a wonderful body.
You don't need a buncha faggots on 4chan to raise your self-esteem, sweet heart. Just take a look in the mirror.
>>693074068
just cuz she had an int4erview doesnt mean she worked
I find cheek piercings unsettling. I'm not sure why, but they just bother me.
>looking for a good man
>comes to /b/
>bait.jpg
The color of your eyes are beautiful, and your kids look healthy and happy. I'm sure you're a wonderful mother.
:3
Cheers, sweet heart.
>>693063692 You got some nice perky tits as well. You're at least a 7/10, would cum into uterus. Need a pussy pic.
>>693074220
So you said you have 5 aids?
I'm a Black guy and I wanna show other blacks guy that it is possible to raise a family. Would you give me chance to be the first black guy to raise a family??
>>693062211
2006 Honda civic, and I work at a toys R' us, no criminal record
>>693063869
i died
>>693063311
Posting this to /b/ creates instant
a bad-mother-thread
I don't want to know how many /b/tards fap to this pic right now
This is now a BAD MOTHER THREAD
Tomorrow's Headline
"INFAMOUS 4CHAN HACKER ROASTS WHITE TRASH DRUG ADDICT MOTHER OF 5, CAUSING HER SUICIDE BY METH OD"
>>693074295
its faggots like you that make /b cancer. you should have been in orlando
>>693074883
Oh come now. There's been much worse women seeking validation on 4chan's infamous /b/ board.
>>693075032
I could out meme you anyday, laddy.
I bet you don't even know about Twinkie House or Xenon, do you?
:3
I'm an oldie, but I just don't give a fuck about how a 4channer is supposed to act.
