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Black people edition
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>>693031137
wanna translate to white?
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>>693031712
This gentleman has found himself in the company of a rather dark skinned female
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>>693032368
>a nigger finds another nigger too nigger?
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>>693031137
He couldn't pick up some ghetto white girl or a chica?
He should be ashamed, that thing looks disgusting.
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>>693032979
One baby daddy is niggerer than the other
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>>693032566
checked

blacks are such racists.
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Attorney here with predominantly Black clientele. These true stories made me laugh.

>Defend Negro in traffic case
>Judge orders Negro to go to different floor of court house to watch traffic safety movie & return with proof he watched it
>I also explain to Negro what he is to do
>Negro goes to a commercial movie theater & watches a Hollywood entertainment movie
>Returns with his ticket stub for proof
>Judge calls me: "WTF anon?"

>Negro client seeks divorce from wife
>Negro says he lives with his wife, but in separate rooms
>Wife says he lives with his "ho"
>Negro says that because he's a professional clergyman, man of God, her accusations are ridiculous
>Judge says "Because you're living with your wife, you must pay half household expenses
>Negro client realizes that claiming to live at home will cost him dollas
>Negro client: "Don't be listenin to me Judge, listen to my wife. I'm just a lyin ole' nigger."
> Whole courtroom erupts in laughter
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>>693034289

Negroes love the Caddy’s

>In court, Negro before judge declaring bankruptcy
>Judge: "You can either have your kids or your Cadillac. You can't afford both."
>Negro: "You'll have to take my kids. I need my car."
>Judge gets up and storms out of court

Different Negro, but LOVES his Caddy
>Judge: You can’t keep your home AND have a Cadillac.
>Negro: You can live in your car, but you can’t drive your house. I’ll keep the Cadillac.
>Judges jaw hits floor. His point was Negro was bankrupt and needed to trade the Caddy in for a used Honda.
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>>693034399

>Me: new to law. Don't know Negro slang.
>Negro asks me: "Can you put a suitcase on a cat?"
>Me: huh?
>Finally figure out he wanted me to file a lawsuit against a guy
>put = file, suitcase = lawsuit, on= against, cat = man
>Soon after another Negro calls me up. I now know about ‘suitcases’
>New Negro: "Do you do luggage?"
>Me: "Yes sir, we do luggage."

Other Black requests / complaints
>"We had insects in the family."
>mfw I figured out there was incestuous abuse

>Negro: "I want an annoyment!"
>mfw I figured out he wanted an annulment of his marriage

>Negro: "I want a free flirtation."
>mfw I figured out he wanted a free consultation

>Negro: “I’ll take a polyester test.”
>mfw I figured out he was willing to take a polygraph test

>Negro: "They are putting me through the changes."
>mfw I still have no clue what this means, but hear it all the time
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>>693034399
Negro court stories!
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>>693034514

I've learned in my career NEVER ask a Black why he did something stupid-- you'll NEVER get an intelligible answer

>Negro client divorcing wife & trying to hide his assets
>He buys a parcel of land & PUTS HER NAME ON THE DEED!
>Wife searches for property she owns & finds the deed
>epic asset hide fail

Different client
>Negro client divorcing wife & we're trying to minimize his child support payments
>Negro tells me he has other kids to whom he pays support
>This is good as it will reduce his child support payments to wife he’s divorcing
>Negro is on witness stand: "I don't have any kids from other women."
>When he's off the stand I made the mistake of asking why he said he didn't when he said he did earlier
>Negro: "Did I say that?"
>mfw I have no idea what version is true
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>>693032368
>>693031712
Theres a handle of a bat in the lower right hand corner you dipshits.
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>>693034609

Child support laws designed in Anglo Saxon common law fall apart when applied to Blacks. They're so promiscuous the ludicrous occurs.

>Fathers are to pay a % of their income as child support
>20% for the first kid
>25% for the first two kids
>50% for 5 or more kids
>These rules apply per baby mama: 2 kids by 2 women = 40% income to child support
>Horny Negro has 12 kids by 10 women
>mfw he owes 220% of his income in child support
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>>693033698
kek
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>>693034721

Unlike cops, social workers, parole officers, and others whose professions, unintentionally, put them in constant contact with Negroes, I actually have to get my Negroes to pay me. Not as easy as it sounds

>Did work for client
>Client didn’t pay
>Calls, letters, etc. still no pay
>Have to sue him
>Garnish his wages to get paid
>6 mo later same Negro calls me up and asks me to take new case
>Me: I don’t want clients who don’t pay their bills
>Negro: You got all yo money. You got nothin’ to complain about.

Different Negro
>Take divorce case
>Do all prep work
>Hours spent doing good work
>Client reconciles marriage
>Refuses to pay because he didn’t get the divorce
>Me: Sir, you are paying for the time taken to prepare your case
>Negro: I paid for a divorce, but didn’t get one. Why should I have to pay you?

Protip: when dealing with Negroes, make sure you are paid IN FULL before you deliver services in full, otherwise you’re not going to get paid.
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>>693034810


When representing Blacks in court, it’s VERY important that your directions to “dress appropriately” are specific! Otherwise, your clients will incriminate themselves.

> Client on trial for drug charge
> Shows up wearing a shirt with a marijuana leaf

> Client accused of crime involving gang activity
> Shows up wearing gang colors (bandana, shirt, etc.)

> Client on trial for a shooting
> Shows up in shirt with pistol on shirt

> Hearing for probation violation
> Client shows up in “Rules are 4 Suckas” t-shirt

Not only must you tell them what appropriate dress is, you have to tell them how to behave with specifics
> Don’t call judge “Dawg”
> Don’t swear on witness stand
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Check out the black couple interviewd in this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUhuv_QFYCA
They like the aryan look.
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>>693034810
Their drug dealers could have told you to collect in full at the start
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>this thread
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>>693034681
actual retard. that's her arm across his torso.
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>>693034877
Man I ain't no fancy nigga son, I just got shit to do
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Moar
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>>693035137
>actual retard
look to the right of her arm
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>>693034609
>intelligible
not used this way dumbfucker
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I went to a predominately black high school, about 90% black, and they are racist against everybody, including darker and lighter skinned black people. Basically light skinned niggers are crazy, too dark niggers are too responsible, albeit still ratchet bitches, and the inbetween darkness are just plain ratchet. Now there are some that don't fit and are actually respectable people, but most are ratchet bitches that are racist against their own kind.
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>>693035325

I wrote them, people liked them, so I copied them and now paste them.

Would you rather I re-write them for every ylyl Negro thread?

Filthy Negro.
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>>693036020
Chris Rock is a racist as fuck bigoted nigger
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>>693035700
Same, I work in a city which is 90% black, they're way more racist against their own than they are about white people.
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>>693035702

>saved
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>>693034810
Protip when representing negros. Always advise them to take the plea deal
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>>693036130
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>>693035702
They aré very good! Please continue
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>>693035702
no you didn't or you'd understand that every state in america reduces child support for if you have more than one person you're paying to
Also traffic is criminal and the rest are civil cases.
Attorneys don't mix unless doing a favor for a friend.
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>>693034721

Ok but most niggers dont have real life jobs though. What happens then?
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>>693035702
he is thanking you nigu
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name something worse than an entitled millenigger?
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>>693036261
He has to pay 220% of nothing.
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>>693036193

At this rate will we eventually run out of black people?
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>>693036446
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>>693036514
Do you not know how they procreate?
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>>693036514
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>>693036383
their children
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>>693036514
.
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>>693036236

> Yes, the point was that laws for Whites can't be applied to Blacks. Obviously the judge didn't order him to pay over 200% of his income in child support.

> LoL

> Decades in a career will lead to practicing in different areas. It's like a cop working beat, detective, trainer, SWAT.

You're a Negro. Be quiet.
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>>693036595
could someone translate that last line?
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>>693036383

What would these entitled brats have without their pretend sense of being oppressed?
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>>693035082
Guy sensei is AWESOME!!
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>>693036383
a group of them?
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>>693036916
Lactose intolerant
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>>693036236
>no you didn't or you'd understand that every state in america reduces child support for if you have more than one person you're paying to

That depends. A guy I was stationed with, when the judge got done with him he was required to pay more than he made. When he pointed this out to the judge, the reply was you need to get another job to make the money.
>Also traffic is criminal and the rest are civil cases.
Traffic is not always criminal and many Attorneys handle both traffic and civil cases. Look at a phone book.
>Attorneys don't mix unless doing a favor for a friend.
Yes they do look at a phone book.
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>>693036916

What part of lack toast in toddler ant don't you understand?
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>>693036261
>Ok but most niggers dont have real life jobs though. What happens then?

There are no guidelines. The judge just has to sort it out the best he can.

BTW, if you're thinking of law school, realize that (outside corporate law) most of your clients will be backward 3rd worlders who can't navigate modern society.
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>>693036882
not knowing Consumer Credit Protection Act caps child support at 65% of income across the nation.
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>>693036020
I'm pretty sure Chris Rock hates niggers more than anyone. He definitely talks more shit about niggers than anyone I've ever met. He'd probably hang himself if he could but he's so skinny he doesn't put any pressure on his neck he just kind of flaps in the wind.
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>>693031137
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>>693036383
their stench
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>>693032979
She are teh niggest
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>>693037240
pass the ashtray...
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>>693034289
>>693034399
>>693034514
>>693034609
>>693034721
>>693034810
>>693034877
Ha ha what hilarious and 100% true stories! Now I'm convinced niggers really are subhumans :D
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>>693034609
>I've learned in my career NEVER ask a Black why he did something stupid-- you'll NEVER get an intelligible answer

I have experienced this at my job. But why? It is incredibly aggravating.
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>>693036317
YAAASSSS QUEEEN
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>>693037179

Negro, the point was that Blacks are so promiscuous that child support laws designed for Whites can't be applied to them . . . The judge did not order him to pay over twice his income in child support.

Please get a vasectomy before you become a client of mine and the judge orders you to pay 65% of your income in child support. Negro.
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>>693037179
Is this true??
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>>693036446
This isn't entirely accurate. He was sued in the 80s for discrimination against black tenants. Not saying it's accurate of course but there is a pretty long list of people that accused him of being racist before this.
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>>693035525
Dude lost a lot of weight. Good for him.
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>>693037437
this. this so fucking hard.
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>>693037051
no the judge didn't.
either your friend was trying to get pity or you're full of shit.
Consumer Credit Protection Act caps payment of child support even with alimony at 65%.
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Black people are the biggest fucking drain on the united states and they're trying to bring everybody down with them. I truly believe if we eliminated them, things would instantly get better. I don't care how they get eliminated. They just need to be gone. If we ended ebt/gov assistance, they would surely all starve themselves out. The remaining would kill eachother off. Hopefully these things will still actually happen, it'll just take a little longer. Fuck those worthless pieces of nappy headed greasy shit. They dont deserve what we've given them.
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>>693037503
https://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/whdfs30.pdf
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>>693037450
because niggers
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>>693036864
That is disturbing. She should'nt curse and say "pussy" or "dick". It's unbecoming.
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>>693037437

LOL Trumptards really believe this, holy shit. My sides, never change /b/
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>>693037558
god this is depressing
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>>693036595
>Lack toast in toddler ant
Topkek
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>>693037598

Hillary Clinton certainly wasn't, nor were any politicians, which is the point.
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>>693037120
lactose intolerant
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>>693037186
He actively blames white peopled or nigger issues. Somehow it's our fault when Jamal shoots Jamel
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>>693037386
And considering whites outnumber blacks by 5:1, that means that a black is ten times as likely more to likely to kill a white than the contrary.
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>>693035454
Is the pedal on the opposite of his good leg?
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>>693037739
imagine if a virus was created that only effected black people, something that reacted to the melanin they never shut up about... only in sci fi right.
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>>693036446
Bullshit. Literally the last thing CNN was talying about before the announcement of Bin Laden's death was Trump bring racist.
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>>693037822
>dat c section scar doe
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I wasn't racist until I became a waiter. Seriously, fuck niggers. 8/10 will tip under 5 percent, 1/10 will stiff you, and the other 1/10 will tip 15 percent, maybe.
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>>693037935
they already tried. AIDS failed.
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>>693036916
>He doesn't know about lack toast in toddler ant
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hurr durr trump is racist because he wants to keep people from a country from entering here illegally. DATS WAYCIST
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>>693037739
perhaps The Donald is the hero we need
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>>693036255
WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ANOTHER CULTURE HOW TO ACT

MUSLIM CULTURES NEED TO STOP OPPRESSING WOMEN
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>>693032979
i can't believe she used "than" correctly
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>>693037883
Why do racists think about black cock 24/7?
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>>693037491
I'm native american.
You have no understanding of law.
You're just using a shitty pasta that's full of holes.
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>>693036020
>name it they got it

"Black father"
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>>693032905
Comment underrate
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>>693038165
Save our white race from the unrelenting nigger horde in this country. Kill 'em all, let Satan sort 'em out!
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>>693035702
i can't wait for the american election to finally be over, so you fuckheads will finally stfu about your conspiracy theories. literally every single discussion somehow ends up with someone blaming one political side or the other with claims about propaganda and secret agendas and what not.
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>>693038346
pol is that way >>>>>>>
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>>693032368
No, he literally means that the bitch looks like a bat
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>>693036446
That's because for the longest time he was just a rich scam artist.
And it doesn't matter if he wasn't before because he is now.

>MFW I honestly don't care if he really is or isn't.
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>>693038342
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>>693038314
>I'm native american.

Go drink some fire water and get off muh /b/. Thanks. Prairie Negro.
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>>693038346
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>>693038112
Asians are way fucking worse. I work as a dealer in a casino. I deal to a ton of nigger rich drug dealer types and make a ton of money. I see Chinese prices come in in dirty clothes and flip flops and buy in for 300,000$ play for 72 hours straight without sleep and not tip a fucking dime. They also don't speak English unless they want comps then they suddenly speak English like Winston Churchill. Seriously I'd rather chinks die than niggers.
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>>693036916
Lactose intolerant
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>>693037795
Prove anything in that picture wrong
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>>693036514
One can only hope
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>>693037680
Georgia don't give a shit. Especially when your in the military.
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>>693038726

>it's not nice therefore it's wrong and racist

millenial libcuck logic
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>>693031137
My god did'nt know lil' wayne was a woman.
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>>693037098
>implying americans care what happens in-, or know of other countries
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>>693037447
>believing it was about slavery
learn2history
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>>693038552
>enjoy your meth whitey
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you should have seen all the blacks at the amusement park. it was the niggest
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>>693038636
That's rough, most of the asians I've waited on have been cool.
I work seafood, so lots of niggers will rack up a big ticket and ask for the world and then some, then say there's a $145 ticket, they'll give me $150 and say "keep the change", like they did their part.
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>>693037098
>Anywhere

Anywhere must be another name for any white country.

Also illegal immigration isn't that big of a problem, it's blown out proposition.
They only take shit jobs no one wants to do for shit wages.

And they actually help boost our economy by reducing the cost of labor.

>You should be upset over jobs being sent to other countries.
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>>693038551
Sauce?
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>>693039065
>Also illegal immigration isn't that big of a problem, it's blown out proposition.
>They only take shit jobs no one wants to do for shit wages.
I bet them not paying taxes boost our economy too, huh?
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>>693037558
In every African country where blacks are allowed to rule, they have fallen back into failed states.
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>>693038892

We are too busy being in the greatest nation in fucking history to worry about what happens in your quaint little vassal kingdoms.
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>>693038522
fuck off Randy
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>>693036595
>lack toast in toddler ant

sheeiiiit
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>>693038248
fag read who posted it
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>>693038443
how is that any better? pol is perpetual election year.
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>>693037795
man youre sad..
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>>693039182
You think they could afford to pay taxes?

>Does welfare for corporations or rich help the economy?
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>>693039012
Enjoy government sanctioned diabetes.
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>>693038584
>implying i care to read your bs
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>>693038840
It's federal law.
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>>693039065
illegal immigration is a massive problem cuck. You have 0 life experience or economics knowledge. Kill yourself, save us the medical bills
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>>693039419
>You think they could afford to pay taxes?
Maybe if they went through the proper channels.
>Does welfare for corporations or rich help the economy?
Don't steer this somewhere else.
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>>693039306
I am tired of your shit Ricky, you are always telling me to fuck off but know what?

FUCK YOU!
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>>693039065
Reducing wages, here I thought democucks wanted to raise minimum wage
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>>693031137
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>>693038136
Chink deserves it, fucking middle-class milennials thinking they can help 'those in need' by building a shitty wall and wasting everyone's time.

Superfluous story:
>have uncle who lived in Tanzania for 50 years
>he's white BTW
>he notices that volunteer groups of milennial faggots come about 5 times a year
>build a shack in about 6 weeks
>as soon as they are gone the locals just tear it down
>they then just rebuild a much bigger, nice house in its place in about a week
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>>693039065
There is estimated that the Illegal population in the US is about the same population as New York. That is a problem. Also the problem I have is why companies left the US. It's called NAFTA. It sounds good on paper but actually sucks for the country. When you allow the companies to leave the jobs are lost. And I don't give a fuck how cheap they can make it some were else. If it cost a nickle and you don't have a nickle you cannot buy it.
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>>693039464
your obesity rates are climbing you'll be with us soon enough
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>>693039301
>the greatest nation
>posts that pic
kek. you definitely are stupid.
>mfw my country has neither of those problems
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>>693036193
the white on white murder numbers are higher senpai
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>>693039501
who dat?
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>>693037935
If only it could be true
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>>693037739
Black people and Indians
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>>693039485
How is it a massive problem? They commit less crimes than Americans, willing to do any job for cheap, and are friendlier than most.

>Hur dur but the new and republicans say they are taking our jobs and a rapists and criminals!
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>>693039065
In NC illegal immigration is a fucking blight. A good 80% of mexicans can not speak a lick of english and rely on their 5 year olds to translate for them. The children barely speak english and require extra time spent on them in order for them to not fall behind when compared to even black children which robs resources from the other children. When most illegals families have 6 or more children, that adds up. Constantly drink and drive, constant domestic disturbance because it is not frowned upon nearly as bad to smack your wife in mexico as it is in the US.

Not all of them are bad and many do work really hard but they do very little to try and fit in with our communities and instead try to bring their culture (which they were so desperate to escape) up here with them.
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>>693039813
but there are ALOT more whites with alot less blacks
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>>693036916
moneky eh no jummy nommy milk things
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>>693036446
>implying him being with a few niggers makes him not racist towards spics
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>>693039958

All of that is irrelevant, because the main problem is that people are able to disregard our laws and freely cross our border, especially in times like these.

But the lib game plan here is to get as many of these fuckers here and then at some point get them citizenship, then they've got a whole new bloc of poor, uneducated, desperate, guaranteed on-the-government-dole democrat voters.
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>>693039958
Maybe because they're a burden on our health and education systems. Because they don't pay taxes.
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>>693039673
Yeah, I love that feeling. I remember Tekken 2 back on the PS1, both playing as Law
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>>693039485

Wow, just wow. You sir, are in a bubble, and a pretty thick one by the looks of it. Unfortunately, you will be given another lesson in November (not that any of the previous lessons achieved anything....).
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>>693040166

>implying "mexican" is a race.
>implying demanding that people from mexico not sneak over our border illegally is racist.
>implying you don't gargle nigger cum daily
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>>693040180
>Democrats are Machiavellian villains
wtf I hate libtards now
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>>693039182
they do pay taxes you fucking mongoloid, everything you buy has implicit taxes on it

they dont pay income tax, but they also dont get any job benefits of any kind
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>>693040061
You can't use logic when it comes to shitskins
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>>693039570
Except if you don't make enough money then even through proper channels you dont pay taxes.

And I am not steering it somewhere else, the fact most major companies don't pay taxes is a bigger problem then some illegals not paying taxes.
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>>693039402
this is in sao paulo and really pissed me off. Brazil could be great but everything nice they ever start gets overrun by dirty niggers
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>>693039501
>>693039301
>>693036446

as a neutral these are really stupid.

liberals say some dumb shit, but if you conservatives want to lose the label as 'the stupid party' you're going to have to do a little better than this
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>>693039813
Here.

http://www.amren.com/news/2015/07/new-doj-statistics-on-race-and-violent-crime/
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>>693036255
vines like the short internet videos, or vines like they swing from them like chimps?
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>>693040054
and why the fuck you care? it doesn't affect you in any way you piece of shit racist
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>>693039590
any woman that allows anyone to hit her without leaving that person deserves to be hit
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>>693031137
>>693034853
>>693036071
>>693036255
>>693036317
>>693036595
>>693036864
>>693038238
>>693039168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
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>>693040356
Oh, look. Common sense.
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>>693040487

yes
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>>693039813
Ya i noticed that to
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>>693040309

at what point did i say mexicans, i said spic, you kike
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>>693039255
>filename
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>>693039813
in total yea, but blacks are a minority, they only make up 13% of the total so proportionately each black person is WAY more likely to kill someone
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>>693039585
Nope, I didn't say reduce minimum wage, even though I think wages should be tied to company profit, I said they are reducing the cost of labor.
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>>693040180
Even more important: they're the tinder for the domestic race war that will have the poor kill each other instead of uniting to kill the rich who enslave them.

The voting is a short-term bonus. Killing off the poor and middle class is the real payoff.
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>>693040440
>trying to reason with someone who uses image macros as arguments
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>>693036193
>Soros
>white
He's a Jew you retard
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>>693039748
>underrated
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>>693040571

That's the line though. He wants to control the southern border to prevent mexicans from freely crossing over. This triggers the liberal mating call of "OMG HE"S A RACIST!", but the term "mexican" is a political designation, as in someone from the nation of mexico. It carries no more racial connotation than "American" implying black, white, or anything else.
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>>693034289
>>693034399
>>693034514
>>693034609
>changes niggers to negro

Stale pasta
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>>693037935
Well the bast way would be to find what attracts something like sickacell to blacks, then figure out what makes people sterile from the mumps or something of that nature. Remove the symptom part of it then combine. Distribute in the hood areas because they will think it is a good thing to not get bitches pregnant.
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>>693038112
SAME! I was a pizza driver in nigerdom. I got stiffed a solid 90-95% of the time. And at least a few times a week theyd try to rob me somehow. They often gave counterfeit money, called me a racist if i called them on it etc. Often theyd order and not even be home yet. Theyd make me sit and wait for them or something like that would happen where if just be waiting for them, losing money. They drive like fucking assholes too. Always trying to make you run into them. They walk right out in the god damn street trying to get you to hit them. They're god damn kids are no better. Every day id have a bunch of nigglets surrounding me trying to start trouble or ask me for free shit, calling me a racist. I mean i never had one fucking day without an incident. Everytime i left i left the store motherfuckers would come up to my window asking for some free pizza because "dey see it in the back of duh car" and i have to tell them like you tell a 5 year old "no little nigger, thats for somebody who actually paid for it, i cant give away someone elses food" it goes on and on man its never ending. THEY ARE THE PROBLEM
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>>693040707

Another tard who doesn't know the difference between a religion and a race.
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>>693040665
fair enough.

but really, you can bring up hypocrisy and irony through these memes.
but you cant suggest dumb ass shit
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>>693039721
That is not that many people, that is like 1900 per a state.

And the reason you don't have a nickle is certain people keep hoarding all the money.
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>>693037120
>>693038175
In a doggy dog world like this, sayings like that are a diamond dozen.
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>>693039809
>posts pic as proof
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>>693038165
>>693039501
Lol 1775? I think 1776 was the year you're looking for
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>>693039065
So literal millions of untaxed USD leaving the country weekly isn't that big of a problem? Huh. Learn something every day.
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>>693040921
oh, you told him. now go ask a Jew to explain it to you so we don't have to read this silly ignorant comment again.
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>>693040054
You must not speak to many of them then.

I lived on a mexican ranch in california in a town with a massive mexican population.
Most learn english within a few years and niggers have more kids than mexicans.
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>>693039214
story?
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>>693040506
Working in the school system it is miserable for a good 65-80% of your children to be illegals. Which is a very real possibility in many counties in NC. Honestly the kids are fine and many of them do well but they need to have some sort of system to ensure they have a proper grasp of the english language before they are thrown into classes with other children. But working with the parents are a nightmare. They make no efforts what so ever to learn the language instead relying solely on their children, are incapable of participating in any way to help their children if they may be struggling and just all around bring down what ever neighborhood they move into.
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>>693040054
My nuts
Most kids that don't speak english fluently enough are put into 5 years of ESL classes. Most schools this literally translates to one teacher.
Real drain on resources are kids that speak languages other than spanish. 40k and a classroom to themself to teach one maybe two kids.
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>>693037472
The absurdity is that he is sharing this story, as though it were some victory. I didn't get shot during a routine traffic stop! Thank you for not shooting me because i was speeding!
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>>693038346
>90% of problems in US aren't caused by stupid liberal bullshit policies
KYS fagget
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>>693039764
Double agent
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>>693040180
Laws are guidelines, they do not determine right from wrong.

>Hur dur then why don't we just break all the laws?
Because we know right from wrong.
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>>693031712
I am in bed with a nigger darker than me.
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>>693039931
Why indians?
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>>693041277
Tons of money paid in federal state that should be refunded and into welfare programs they can't access
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>>693040919
Yeah, I worked at domino's as an insider, and my best friend was a driver and we'd close together all the time. One time I got off early so we smoked a j and I went with him on a run to some shitty part of a generally good neighborhood. Within 5 seconds of him getting out of the car 3 niglets run up and ask for free pizza, I'm in the passenger seat the whole time playing smash on 3ds and I hear a niglet "hey there's someone in here", he fucking opens the door and his uncle or whatever yells at him, I close the door, my friend comes back in and we relish in being white.
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>>693038857

Facts and statistics are a social construct designed to keep dindus down.
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>>693039402
Why did it look like nigger2 wanted to blame nigger1 for the phone being glued to the sidewalk?
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>>693040202
Maybe if we funded schools and hospitals like we do the military then we wouldn't have to worry about "the burden".

And we should want them to get good educations so they grow up and become productive members of society.
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>>693039585
They're all about raising wages till you start talking about illegals. It's ok for them to make $3/hr if it keeps the price of avocados down
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>>693041794
>welfare programs they can't access
hur durr maybe they should become citizens then
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>>693038636
the difference being most Asians are hardworking people who have success and productivity

I don't care if youre an asshole as long as you get shit done
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>>693041424
no. go back and read it again and again, and think about what you said.
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>>693041962
schools and hospitals are a state thing anon. can't just move around money like your idealistic mind thinks you can
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>>693041277
>untaxed
most of them pay taxes
>millions of USD
>spends trillions on creating more terrorism
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>>693040921
>I talk about things I know nothing about as I'm 100% correct
Lurk moar in every aspect of your life
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>>693031137
>classic
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>>693041998
implying drug dealers aren't hard workers

most black people work harder every day to survive and feed themselves than you do to get out of bed

you would be a drunk piece of shit too if you lived in a ghetto surrounded by death and poverty
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>>693041806
Bro its so fucking bad. SO FUCKING BAD. But it's all whiteys fault they act that way because we havent given them enough free money
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>>693036961
of course he is
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>>693039578
I lost
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
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>>693036020
Like he have been said to white audience. "I'm rich but you still wouldn't change places."
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>>693041277
>Thinks millions is a lot.

If we got rid of any of the corporation tax breaks it would dwarf the tiny bit illegals don't pay.

And how about we just tax them?, like instead of spending shit tons of money shipping them back, we just have them pay to stay here.
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>>693033698
Das racist fam. #BLM are gonna fix dat racists technology and sciency shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hm8os3UG34
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>>693041393
haven't worked in a inner city school have you?
Mexican parents are involved and actually give a fuck. I moved to a school in charlotte, was required to have at least one meeting with parents.
Half the blacks parents would never even reply to the numerous attempts and 95% of the ones that did told me "dey didn't have time fo dat" when their child turned in the free and reduced lunch paper I noticed you had zero income.
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>>693042254
/thread
look at white people living in ghettos, they're just as fucked lol
the enemy is wallstreet and the government that create the economic conditions for the desolation you see in these areas. without opportunities, properly funded education and no job opportunities you get organized crime and poverty. focus your resentment upward, they're the ones creating the conditions!
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>>693042331
looks like he got his head caught in a cotton gin
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>>693042285
That face really does fill me with rage the longer I look at it. The level of pretentiousness that my generation (and younger) suffers from is off the fucking chain.
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>>693042370
Learn history moron, he didn't like them.
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>>693039012
>implying whites don't run every portion of your life
Hard denial
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>>693039673
Saved


soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
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>>693037472
IS IT THAT HARD BLACK PEOPLE. Fuck me
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i can't into embeds, so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk
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>>693040414
So we fix both. Just because both are bad doesn't make the lesser good. And the lesser is an easier and more satisfying fix.
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>>693031137
I don't understand why racism still exist band of son of a bitch, same for White, like the Black and Arab
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>>693039698
>Chink deserves it, fucking middle-class milennials thinking they can help 'those in need' by building a shitty wall and wasting everyone's time.

The Peace Corps is the chance to fuck SJW women and get a good line on your resume.

Dig wells and fuck 20-ish blondes... not a bad life.
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>>693042343
implying illegals don't pay taxes
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>>693042128
Yes you can, it's called shrinking the military.
Right now we have a military that could take on the entire world.

We are the only nation to spend so much on our military because other countries realize it's more important to take care of their citizens then to kill humans.
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>>693038664
>>693037021
0_o
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>>693040919
Agreed.
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>>693039182
Go ahead and provide proof that illegals don't take jobs from whites.
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>>693042741
I think you replied to the wrong person.
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>>693042608
Yeah the fix is make it easier for them to become citizens and to stop giving corporate welfare.
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This is so inaccurate it hurts
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>>693041968
can't exactly bitch that their sending massive amounts of money out of the country when thirty percent of their income stays in the borders with to support tyrone and his 12 baby mamas because otherwise this country would be even more broke
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>>693042694
Do you realize that America's power umbrella ensures that massive wars, the likes of which haven't been seen since the late 1930's - mid-40's, do not happen?
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>>693040356
No they don't get job benefits. They just get free healthcare. No one pays for that though right?
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>>693033228
> gets every time
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>>693042741
you're making the claim, you provide proof that they do

anyone who gets hired for job is in theory taking a job off of the market. the difference with illegals is that a large percentage of them take jobs which offer substandard pay and work conditions, most of which wouldn't exist without them being here.
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>>693040921
Jews practice judaism.

www.jewsforjudaism.org
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>>693042513
ding ding ding ding ding

Our common enemy is those who divide and rule us.
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>>693031137
wait, so being a nigger is bad even for niggers themselves?

and white people are cucked?
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>>693036142
Chris Rock rocks!
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>>693039764
>what is context
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>>693036317
Come on lol is this photoshopped ?
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>>693041680
>it's ok when shitskins invade white countries
>it's wrong to invade shitskin countries
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>>693041424
ill explain it to you, it's a slight to all the dindus saying white cops will shoot all black people just becaues they're black, he's saying that's untrue, which is correct
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>>693041379
It's fake.
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>>693042870
LMAO, nope we are the cause of every war since then.

I mean we are fighting fear itself, terrorism. It's like people are making shit tons of money from war or something so they keep us in conflicts.
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>>693041591
lmao he did the exact opposite of what the guy in the picture said
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>>693034721
Did a 'negro' do the maths for you?
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>>693043176
How old are you?
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>>693042513
>need mo money fo dem programs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJc0zD3rAQ
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>>693039028
It must be so hard to give someone a couple plates of food without extra compensation.
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>>693034609
hahahahaha
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>>693041104
The Department of Homeland Security estimated that 11.4 million illegal aliens were living in the United States in 2012 (DHS, March 2013). Pew Research Center estimated that the illegal alien population in 2014 was 11.3 million (Pew, July 2015).
and you think that there is only about 1900 per state? you need to learn some math. 1900 X 50 = 95000
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>>693035702

I really really really really really really really really really really like this image! Mind if I save it?
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>>693043121
Except we have military bases in a lot of countries and have invaded the entire middle east, Vietnam, and so many others.

So yeah I think other humans have a right to come to our country in an effort to better themselves.
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>>693040440
this
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>>693038552
Kek
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>>693041794
>>693042133
>>693042343
Their income isn't taxed. Only what money they spend. As they're sending most of what they make back home. That's why you get multiple families living in the same house. And they very much do get the benefits they're not paying for. The falsified document business is booming and they're all on ebt snap and anything else they qualify for. If they do happen to get a job that has them fill out a W4 they claim 13 dependents and don't pay taxes. And as far as millions vs trillions for war? Apples and oranges my friend. And it doesn't make either of them right. And no. We shouldn't just "let them stay" either.
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>>693043176
If you aren't a nigger, you can assume that God chose you for the explicit purpose of giving niggers the AIDS.

Your new goal is life is to fuck niggers and help destroy the race.
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