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Sup /b/, bitch finally replied
Dubs decide
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>>693030417
I want you to fuck me in the ass
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>>693030417
you like? (send a random dick pic)
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>>693030417
you like? (send a random butthole pic)
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>>693030785
roll
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>>693030417
GTA is for autistic retards.
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>>693031190
roll
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Sorry my mom took my phone
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>>693030417
what is gta? is it a level on mimecraft
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Nigger
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>>693031190
rolling
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>>693030417
If i lick my middle finger for you will you call my dad and tell him to poop on my head
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>>693030417
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>>693031551
Roll
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>>693031724
Reroll
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>>693031190
Roll
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>>693031924
reroll
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You like incest?
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Do you like my dubs ?
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Oh. Were do you play it?
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hey, can you sendz me a nude?? x3 XD
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>>693032163
Roll
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>>693032163
Do you like mine
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I only have 3 hours left to live. Send nudes or I hang myself now.
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I prefer your tits
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can i see that smelly little asshole?
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>>693032163
>>693032220
Winrar
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what about mineshaft?
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>>693032347

roll
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Cum her and suk me dry u filthy bitch
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Send nudes
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You Misogynist harlot. GTA is for stupid neckbeards who live in their moms basement. It enforcesthe capitalist conservative Christian patriarchy. I just built a shrine to Allah in Minecraft. Come watch me blow it up. - Say that
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>>693031190
Roll
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>>693030417
Ask if she likes feminine penis
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>>693032433
WINRAR
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>>693032506
Roll
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>>693032377
>what about mineshaft?
winrar
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>>693031190
Winrar
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>>693032371
you retarded?
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>>693032371
Da fuk
That's not dubs feg
>>693032377
Dubs again
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>>693031190
Roll
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>>693032377
win
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>>693032564
Trips is better nah ?
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I prefer mein kampf
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>>693032691
Reroll
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>>693032506
Rolling for this
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>>693032590
but it can get into you
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>>693032328
Roll
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>>693032590
And rapelay? ive heard its pretty cool

>Also, check em
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>>693032506
Rolleroli rolleroli
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I sad today
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>>693032824
roll
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ever sleep with prostitutes in gta?
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>>693030417
>>693030417
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>>693032506
This. 100x this
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Winner
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Never played that before, but I'd like to go up your shaft ;)
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>>693032590
have you ever considered roleplaying necrophilia porn? gets me rock hard
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>>693032901
roll
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>>693031518
Rll
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>>693032506
This! Please op!
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Do you want some peperoni on your pernis ?
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"Wanna come over and smoke sometime?" If so, then bang her anon.
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>>693032824
roll
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Give me a reason why you won't vote for Donald trump??
Pro tip you can't
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>>693032328
Nice originality, fag
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Come to my house and fuck me you dirty slut
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DAMN YOU PEASANT
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htt(p)://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/693030417/
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Do you have any rape fantasies?
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>>693033043
Roll
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>>693033003
Dbl dubz
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>>693032966
winrar
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lets be homest ur a 4 at best im a 6 thats to points up lets cut this bullshit lets just our fun and if we like what we see we can catch up one day but for now lets rock each others world. Tell me what are you wearing actually even better show me
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>>693033043
Rerolling
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>>693033069
roll!!
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Send me a dick pic
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Im gonna slit your throat
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I have a mudkipz
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>>693032966
winrar
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>>693031190
roll
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>>693032984
Roll
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>>693033043
Rolling this
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I wanna fuck you all night long
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So, tit pics?
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>>693033119
rolled my life away
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>>693032966
Waitin game
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>>693032590
I'd like to get it into you.
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>>693032966
Op
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>>693033200
winrar
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>>693030417
>Are you a virgin?
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>>693033155
Lovely dubs
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>>693030417
Send this
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>>693033200
Winrar
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>>693033119
rolled
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>>693033289
Roll
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>>693033221
if yes "did it turn you on?"
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>>693033289
"iPod"
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'my kreeper just exploded'
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>>693033289
Rerolling
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Im gonna rape you dad xD
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>>693032328
Reroll
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>>693033374
this
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>>693033289
Rolling for IPod master race
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>>693033374
roll
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>>693033221
Dubs again
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>>693032984
Rollll
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Pic of sharpie in pooper
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>>693033119
last reroll

fucking store fronts
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>>693033477
/thread
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Sorry lol my bro took my mobile telephone
wanna meet up soon?
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>>693033511
Love it
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>>693033477
Winrar
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and then send "screw you, i'm going home"
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Snapchat me those pink pussy lips. Promise i wont screenshot
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>>693033221
I slept with one last night, should i get checked?
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>>693033552
roll
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>>693032966
Check em
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>>693033511
Winrar
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>>693030417
I always run the niggers over in gta I like white people only
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>>693033507
you should try it, it makes me really horny (send dick pic)
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>>693033552
reroll
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>>693033507
GTA VI show me your tits addition
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>>693033596
Roll
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>>693033477
thats cancer
>>693033200
thats to soon but still winner
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>>693033645
YES
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>>693030417
You open with "you like minecraft?" ?
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>>693033683
Steve Jobs was a visionary you fucking pleb
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>>693033645
Rolling for it
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>>693033119
lmao roll
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so do u squirt?
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Niggers
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>>693033645
Reroll
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>>693033714
the pickup line that never fails
because anyone that keeps talking to you after that has to be autistic
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>>693033714
Obviously you dont have priorities when looking for a woman.
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>>693033645
rolling for this also
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I wanna do this to you
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5. I like to get wasted and go to the strip joint cus im thus like that fam
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>>693033714
That made me cringe
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>>693033811
waste>>693033645
rell
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>>693033871
Roll
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>>693033742
no steve jobs got what he deserved he was a pathetic cunt in soecity and im glad he got cancer. Now the way apples floating give it 10 years after steves ideas drain up and watch the company go back to sinking
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>>693033511
You fuckers suck at this
Dubs again, make it good
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>>693033743
Rolll for originality
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>>693033714
roll
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>>693033871
Rerolling
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You fucking white trash
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>>693033552
rolld
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>>693033944
we wouldn't suck if you didnt take the dubs
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>>693033944
No
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>>693033645
Another one
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>>693033871
Reroll
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Yes, will you suck mine?
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>>693034018
rerolld
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>>693033944
yeah
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Dubby dubs fucka nigga in the ass watermelon grape kool aid
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Nono pernis
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>>693034045
rererolld
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>>693033944
I meant pizza
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>>693034080
rerererolld
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>>693033944
Top kek can't fool this twat.
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Why do all these little whores play gta I swear
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I wanna do this to you :3
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>>693034062
Rollin
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>>693031190
rolling
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>>693034070
Roll
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Has your dad ever touched your penis?
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Do you want succ
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>>693034121
rererererolld
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show me your pussy or i'll hack your GTA
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>>693034132
Rollin
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Let's trade pics
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>>693034159
rerererererolld
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yeah. what do you think of them?
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"Sorry, I'm kind of fucked up. What are you up to this weekend? It'd be cool to chill"

Sorry it's a bit lame anon, just trying to get you laid
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>>693034203
rererererererolld
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Sorry gtg Teletubbies is on.
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>>693034161
This
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>>693034132
roll
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>>693034070
Reroll
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This is my mom we fuck every night maybe you can join
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>>693034198
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im a desperate faggot show me tits pls.
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On the topic of games how about me and you play something fun ;)))
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>>693034161
roll
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>>693034233
WINRAR
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send pics of you dick
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>>693034132
Rolling this
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I have gta. I am 6 foot 10 inches. That is two different measurements ya faggot
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>>693034233
Winrar
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>>693033102
You're wrong and you should feel bad.
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>>693034304
fuck off with that spam rolling
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>693034255
Winrar
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>>693034233
>>693033552
Winrarr
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>>693034333
trips overrule
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>>693034333
Trips beat dubs niggers
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I love big blubber girls like you it makes me as hard as the shellfish you eat at the bottom of the ocean xD
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>>693034322
Winrar
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Ask her for feet pics.
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>>693033944
what i meant was, how do i put this im shy around attractive girls. ill say anything to make them feel uneasy because im scared of getting hurt but truth is your picture has stunned me and turned me on from the moment i said hey. i really was hoping you would reply with hey back that i kept checking my phone each day i know it sounds a little obessive but when i got an attractive godess i cant let her slip thru my fingers.
Here is me in all my glory (send pic) and may i get a photo of you so i may please myself to that godess looks
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>>693034255
these are better dubs tbh
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>>693034366
I know, sry
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>>693034379
Rolling
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Show me the bald fishy kitty
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*unsheathes katana* You sir, have just unleashed the anger that has been building within me for the last ten years of rejection, sexual frustration and loneliness as I've lurked in the darkness. I am about to turn into a monster that will ravage your body and defile your corpse. You will feel unimaginable pain *growls*. Are you prepared to die? Too bad, because your time is up.You cunt
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>>693034466
winrar!!!!
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>>693034233
You roll way too much
Also, you fuckers are slipping, we're gonna lose her
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MIGGER RHYMES WITH NIGGER WJAT THE FUCK
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i wrote you a poem

never have my eyes gazed upon
your likeness, my dear graceful swan
i love you with all my sexy heart
and would like to hear your sexy farts
because it would turn me on
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>>693034466
Winrar omg
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>>693034466
This.
You HAVE too
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maybe its fucking time get to know each other ?
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I met my wife at the zoo but she was shot cuz some dum niggress dropped her spawn into the home
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>>693034621
Dont care. Blow me bitch
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>>693034750
rerolll
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>>693034466
op this is winrar it came before
>>693034577
so honour the 66 dubs and lets do this
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>>693034621
>do you like minecraft
>mobile telephone
>using the "that was somebody else" line
HOLY FUCK i've never seen anybody max out their autism level so quickly
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I want to milk your udders you rancid swine
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>>693034750
reroll vol2
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>>693034750
Lol roll
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Yep but I want to meet someone before I die
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Look at your window
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>>693034805
Cause all is fair in love and 4chan, right you beta faggot?
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You ever tried deep fried nigglet, damn tasty
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>>693034750
rollv3
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If you could swallow 80 gallons of cum for $700 and a bag of Cheetos, why would you do it again?
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>>693034833
thats more like it
winrar
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>>693034833
New winrar as fuck
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>>693034831
Whats wrong with the phone ?
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>>693034656
those first two lines are bars
roll
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>>693034737
YESSSSS
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>>693031518
Roll
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>>693034987
>>>/m/obile >>>/t/elephone
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show me those fuckin tits
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>>693034621
I really want to get to know you better, and if things go well, we can fuck all night like possessed bunnies that like fucking and fuck a lot
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we should have some fun ;)
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Op delivery time is nigh so cmon.
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>>693030417
spread your anus to me
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I can haz raep teh pussy plz?
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maybe we could be fuck buddies?
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Wut?? You don't know that I know you, but trust me I've been watching you for a long, long time. Wanna fuck??
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>>693035127
Roll
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>>693035126
rollin
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Send 13 spiderman memes
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>>693032768
Kys newfag
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>>693034737
I don't have to do anything fag. And i won't
>>693034833
All is lost
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>>693034831
>Someone rolled for the Minecraft message
>What's wrong with the phone
>LITERALLY SOMEONE FUCKING ROLLED DUBS FOR THAT
I think the autistic one here is you
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Id fuck you with my jackhammer, but i already own a golfcart.
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(*Written by: Seth Putnam)


Going on dates is fucking lame*
I couldn't be bothered to remember your name
Just want to get fucked and some more of the same
I don't got time for these fucking games

[Chorus:]
Cause all I give a fuck about is sex
All I give a fuck about is fucking sex
I said, all I give a fuck about is sex
All I give a fuck about is fucking sex

I'm not gonna spend a fucking cent on you
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Someone make a new thread with another girl?
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>>693035127
Re
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>>693035299
kek
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>>693035211
Rawl
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>>693035349
Roll
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>>693035211
>>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>693035127
Eeeee
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>>693035299
I want to shit in your asshole
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>>693035211
This
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>>693035127
Last fuck meup the as roll
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Who was phone?
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sooo when do you start sucking my dick?
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>>693035299
Op. YOU were dubs. You must send screenshot
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>>693030785
Rollin
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I would like very much to make the sexy time with you
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I want you to shove firecrackers down my dick and have it explode in your pussy. Happy fourth ;)
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>>693035553
roll
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Heratic, in the name of the god emperor and the imperium you shall be purged
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I'm a male feminist
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>>693035553
re roll
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>>693032163
Roll
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We r totally losing her xD
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>>693035614
I want to roll for this so very badly
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there are only 2 genders
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>>693035682
Roll
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>>693035553
re re roll
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My dad molested me when I was a young boy. He'd put his cock far up my ass.
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Bye
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>>693035799
WINRAAAAAARRRR
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>>693035682
Thats the point? Do i still not understand 4chan yet?
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>>693035682
reroll
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>>693035799
Fucking grade a my gud menz
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HAHAH okay, I'm REALLY sorry about that last one. Anyway, you're right I don't know you but I would like to. Any chance we can hangout sometime? I feel like we might have a lot in common and would get a long just fine. hmu if you're interested
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>>693035682
Roll
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>>693035839

Obviously not.
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>>693035799
Winrar
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Op is a newfriend roodypoo
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>>693035972
Obviously
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OP here. Im tired of your bullshit. Im out. This is a spiderman thread now
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ops a massive faggot opting only for troll dubs. what a surprise ops a faggot
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>>693036073
>"this is a spiderman thread now"
>doesn't post spiderman

God your a fag.
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Can i see your vagina? I wanna see if it looks like my little sisters :)
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>>693036073
where's the image faggot
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Roll
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>>693036235
Its special edition u get to use your imagination
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send her this
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>>693036207
rolling
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>>693036304
roll
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>>693036304
rolling
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>>693036304
rioll
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>>693036304
Rollo, iwanttodie
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>>693036073
The fuck you are
>>693036092
I choose the first dubs after my post, dems the rules newfriend

She hasnt replied so dubs to send something again
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>>693036073
OP here, thread is still going
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Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else.
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>>693036304
rollingg
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Send dick pic faggot
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>>693036304
reroll
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>>693036304
Rollolo
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Diddly dubs suck a cock you filthy slut. Ill backhand your pussy and raep your bum bufore you ignore me like that
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Sry didn't meant to be rude
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>>693036618
roll
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>>693036618
Damn.
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>>693036304
checking dubs
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>>693036541
This desu~ or at least send her the screenshoot of the thread
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>>693036666
winrar
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Pavey is gay
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>>693036651
Roll
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>>693036666
DOUBLE DUBS
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Wanna see my cock?
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>>693036666
So like, a roll for him or do you want me to send her "damn"?
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>>693034466
re-roll because op loves it up the ass like the massive faggot he is.
summerfag trying to fit in but fucks up dubs kill yourself op
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>>693036666
QUADS OF GODS
now you gotta send her >>693036618
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>>693036666
Tfw quads
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>>693036666
Fucking ALL of the win
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>>693036666
OOH FUCK DO IT OP
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>>693036753
they're called quints newfag
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>>693036755
Dubs
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>>693036304
rollin
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