Might be going to prison for 5 years soon, what's the best way to get through it? Anyone been to prison here?
what did you do?
Never went to prison but it's no brainer; start streching your anus now.
>>693029054
Eat chocolate and drink while you can
>>693029054
You are a man or a woman?
90% of /b/ would give all they have to go to prison and get their hole stretched.
Been to prison in Canada. Best advice: avoid niggers. Keep your head down. Do your own time.
Depends what you're in for, fam.
>>693029301
Got head for a girl at my college party, ended up being a high school girl, her parents found out, state picked up the charges
>>693029054
Op where you at? Looks cozy as fuck
>>693029801
Now I lost my job I can't pay for the treatment they want me to go through and all my bills because of the stupid choice I made.
Now that I can't pay for the treatment its a violation of my probation and its the second time. So I'm pretty much toasted
>>693029801
If there was consent there is nothing wrong. Just horns teens being horny teens
>>693030037
Just a random pic
>>693029757
U must've went to kingston eh?
>>693030214
She was 15 so consent doesn't count here. And also they said she was drinking so also no consent. It was just a shitty situation that changed my life.
>>693030224
Good thing too. I thought we'd have to crucify you for using reddit.
>>693030293
No actually I'm in Texas
>>693030471
>She was 15
Jfc dude.
>>693030174
How much money are you talking here anon?
>>693030471
Check the star laws
>>693030598
Yea i know... But it was at a college party didnt really think about asking for ID...
>>693030174
What treatment
>>693030569
I meant the Canadian prison you were in. Ontario has more of the black prisoners to my knowledge
>>693030471
What state?
>>693030873
Court has me going through sex offended treatment. It 600 a month. I got behind when I got laid off at work.
>>693030872
Dude that's one of the first questions you ask
For this exact reason
>>693031057
>>693030882
Oh misunderstanding I'm probably going to prison in Texas.
I'm in Texas
>>693031077
work more than one job?
>>693031077
How did their parents find?
Did she tell?
>>693031191
Now I know. I was caught up in the moment of having a good time that I didn't make a good choice.
>>693031214
>Avoid the hispanics and niggers
>Don't join a gang
>Keep your head down
>>693031077
Bro..get into construction. It's booming in north texas. Pay that shit and avoid prison. Where about are you? Near a city?
>>693029483
what shithole do you live in where prisons don't sell candy bars on the commissary?
don't talk about your case and don't ask anyone else about theirs. You can listen, but don't talk.
i feel for you anon, if u did something with a highschooler ur probably going to be labeled as a chomo (child molester) and that would be bad.
id recommend keeping to yourself, be respectful of everyone but dont be a pushover. dont be taken advantage of. dont call anyone a bitch or a punk. dont stare and dont steal shit. hang out and play cards, learn some new games, id reccommend learning panachle, gin, and chess if you got some time before you go in. play cards but dont bet shit because interest is a bitch.
>>693030882
Dorchester. Literally half niggers. There's a big pocket of them in NS.
>>693029054
all you got to do is fight the first guy who challenges you (if even lightly). Nobody will bother you afterwards (unless you fuck him up drastically) and you'll have an easier time making friends.
>>693031232
It really hard to work anywhere as a sex offender...
>>693031294
The parents came home and she was hungover from the party so they drilled her and her cousin that brought her along and they found out I had dropped them off at home. Her cousin told them that me and her did stuff and the rest is history
>>693030872
>15 looks at least 18
I doubt that. But you should have:
>Asked for ID
>Made sure you had her consent, even you were drinking. If you were going to fuck, make sure that at least you both are verbally and explicitly comfortable with what is about to happen
This is basic knowledge man. I'm sorry but you brought this on yourself.
>>693031508
>don't listen to this guy
That's how you end up becoming targeted. Most wardens don't give a shit about who started it, your ass is going to be getting in shit for being in a fight
>>693031338
Well what are you a fucking nigger? You're fucked now man. Try to plead with the DA or something
>>693031787
>construction
They don't give a fuck about anything
>>693031827
Truth. This ain't TV.
>>693031214
How The Fuck did you get you trouble fucking an underage girl in tx?? I thought it was something everyone did around here
>>693031427
Yea I'm looking for that right now, im in SA
>>693029054
Prison or no prison, I wish I had that view from my apartment
How much $ to get square? Trust me, you do not want prison.
>>693029054
every jail is different. you just have to hope you are liked by the right people. or just observe how shit goes. dont be an asshole and learn the rules inmates go by. rules as in how not to piss people off even if you think its stupid.
>>693029054
Mind your business in there. They will put you with other pedos so you probably won't have to deal with the gen pop. Just do your time and mind your own shit.
>>693031488
ns here never been to jail but guys from work say there is a shit load of nig nogs, also in NB
Work out like a MOTHERFUCKER.
>>693031827
also if you fight a gang member his friends will be coming after you the entire stay.
Keep to yourself, be social but don't get wrapped up in hustles and other shit.
Don't steal, don't fuck with people but don't be a pussy.
Be wary around lifers. Do not step on their toes.
>>693029054
Start working out non stop 24/7, take steroids, you really need to get buffed. If you're white tattoo a swastika on your chest, take your shirt off often while you work out in the prison yard. You'll most likely be invited to a white supremacy gang. They'll take care of you and if you're really going to be there for 5 years you might even become one of their leaders. Good luck OP
>>693031797
Well we didn't have sex but it doesn't matter I understand what I did. If I could I would change that choice but I can't so I'm here just to let stuff off my chest
Go to the hospital and say your suicidal..then go to court from a treatment center...They wont take you out of treatment for your mental illness.
>>693031214
op is gonna be labled a pedo, good luck mayne
Hello, former prisonfag here. (got wrapped up in a nasty assault case while on probation, blablabla)
So you need to pick some things to focus on, to pour your time in to so you can stay sane.
The best things for this are fitness, yoga, meditation, and any acquirement of any sort of knowledge. Books are your best friends. They can lock you in a cage but they can't take your brain from you.
Yoga and drilling for Jiu Jitsu was what kept me sane and balanced.
>>693032384
>American History X
Forget the part where they fucked him in the ass?
>>693032222
It's truth, and those cage monkeys stick together like glue.
Listen brah, how much $ you need?
>>693032143
400$ my PO is a hard ass and not giving me any slack.
>>693032110
http://www.clp.com/
These nogs pay well and will keep a reliable person busy. Also helps if you speak Spanish , extra pay for translators.
>>693032602
Just because he fucked up
>>693029054
>someone offers to be your friend be careful there
>if someone offers you something, its not free you will need to return the favor
>when someone steps up to you, or tries to take something from you, hit them. even if they are bigger and you lose its a test. if you let one person take your stuff everyone will do it.
>stick with your race
>give someone outside of prison quite a bit of cash so you can get snacks and things because they can deposit money into your jail account
>also have them send cigs, if you smoke stop. cigs are $$
>just watch yourself and be cool, but dont be a smiling asshole nice guy.
>>693032760
That is chump change. I'm sure a few brothers on here can manage that. Granted you may have to sharpie in...
>>693032741
$400 to get everything caught up. Got some jobs lined up this week so just crossing my fingers
>>693032398
Nigga you got head from a 15 year old. You still need consent and you still should have used better judgment. You fucked up and you're going to have to live with it. Try to get a construction job like other anons have suggested.
>>693032384
what experience do you have besides watching American History X?
A swastika on his chest is a TERRIBLE idea if hes not a neo nazi and not about that life.
>>693032760
ask for a payment plan. but its not the PO, its the system. either way they want money from you and will get it.
>>693032222
Quads checked
>>693032967
Yea man I'm not saying what I did wasn't wrong, but thanks gonna look into that.
Can you not take out a loan?
>>693033017
I just know that it's hard to survive in prison alone. You need someone on your side. Since you're white and the mentality of people who end up in prison is to divide everyone by race i think it's a pretty good idea to join such 'gang'. Unless you want to be raped and murdered.
>>693030471
bro, get a better lawyer. you did nothing wrong, you was drunk. she was drunk. you assumed whoever ran the party wouldnt allow minors there to get drunk.
>>693029054
Tell them you believe in all religions equally, and swat up on the basics to convince them. That way you get to go to all the services and get more time outta your cell.
Most inmates keep themselves sane by fighting against the system. Small tiny victories wherever they can.
And be sad you're not going to a British prison. You'd get your own cell, TV and Playstation.
>>693033425
My credit is shot. Before all this I had a great career and after I lost that everything got repo or in collections
>>693033493
joining a gang is probably the surest way TO GET raped and/or murdered
>>693033425
>Hi yes I'd like to take out a loan for X amount of money to help me not go to jail for being a sex offender
That's not going to work out anon
>>693031214
Bro... Is your name Johnathan?
>>693033534
I already got def adj. So no more trials or anything once they revoke it
OP how can they prove it happened? Did they fucking swab her mouth for DNA or something? This is sounding like you're copping a raw deal.
>>693033662
He could go to a loanshark. They don't care about your record. Only trouble is they do get very physcial if you don't repay them/
>>693033668
Nope?
>>693033775
Was this in Harris County?
>>693033570
I'm Hispanic
>>693029054
Keep your mouth shut and mind your own business.
If someone calls you a punk or a bitch regardless of the beat down you will almost certainly receive just fight them. It shows you aren't actually a bitch and people won't fuck with you.
How old are you? Most men over 30 don't have many issues in prison.
>>693030471
Not a crime in my country. Feminism ruins everything.
>>693033591
Its fucked up how head from a teen can wreck a life so much. Its not like you raped her and if she didnt want the dick in her mouth she could of just bit. Im sorry man.
>>693033932
So?
>>693033984
I'm 25
>>693030569
Enjoy the death penalty OP
>>693032904
except for the hitting this is true, confront them and get your shit back even if you have to snatch the shit out of their hands. Also be fucking firm don't whine and say shit like give me give me, tell him give me my shit back. Avoid gangs
I hope u get rapped by a bigger
Ok as a pedometer you will be segregated. Also get in minimum it's like a dorm. They separate predators and prey it's 1 big psychology experiment
>>693033150
I did 3 years with a 7 year back up in Texas for a manufacturing and delivery charge.this os just my experience.Keep your fucking mouth shut Mind your own business, dont take anything from anyone. you're going to have to fight at some point. when the time comes unless youre a bad dude you are going to get your ass beat. Dont back down, down try to get out of it, Its just an ass kicking. Stand on it and give them hell until it freezes over. It'll probably last 30 seconds. I had to fight twice, i got in a few more but i only had to twice. I got fucked up but they pretty much left me alone after that. Save as much money as you can and have someone like your mom or something put it on your books periodically. like 50 bucks a month. you're going to get tired of stale bread and slop. Good luck man, dont be a bitch, you'll get used to it and then you'll be out. Prisons the easy part. Its all the shit after that sucks.
>>693034128
That's only if op is a faggo-wait a minute....
>>693034221
>rapped by a bigger
bigga what
>>693033649
So in your mind having people around you who have the same views etc, who can protect you is WAY WORSE than being alone? You sure should hope to never end up in prison.
And my experience consists of watching several prison documentaries of which the funniest is probably this one, give it a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
>>693033841
pls respond OP
>>693029054
Always get fucked in the ass.
>>693033999
Yea man the other guys in the treatment I have to go through say that its fucked. They all like fucked kids and/or they own kids and I'm there cause I got head from a high schooler but I did what I did gotta face the music.
>>693034381
yeah respond
>>693029054
Well when your out you ain't gonna be able to get a job so you might as well off yourself now.
BTW 1st time non violent crime means about 14 months
Correctional healthcare worker here with some info.
SMI status does not mean you will get social security disability when you get out.
If you need to get out of your housing situation it is better to go Protective custody than claim you are suicidal.
Do not get involved in the race politics.
Do not accept favors from anyone. They will want something for it.
Good luck running your number.
>>693034525
They didn't do a rape kit on her or anything. They took swabs from me that's all I know. I made a statement so that what really fuvked me.
>>693034252
fuck that I didnt see OP was a chomo. They dont like guys like you in Texas. Some peckerwood's gonna take your ass cherry OP. Even in seg house the other rapists and fags are gonna have their way with you
5 years is a fucked up sentence. You'll be serving time with lifers and guys with 10-20 years. If you get caught fighting, that's an extra 4-6 years on your current sentence, doesn't matter who started what in prison, you both get the extra time. Stay mentally tough kid, I did it, so can you.
>>693033984
Why not just report everyone who behaves like a nigger? No one will beat you up if they know they will be put in an isolation cell the next weeks
>>693034913
Thanks man. Hoping for the best
>>693034800
Anon is 18 - 22 and got head from a 15 year old who was intoxicated at the time. He's getting more than 14 months.
>>693034913
lol dont fight at chow or in the dayroom or something. Dont fucking snitch and no-one get caught.
It might be time to go to mexico OP
>>693029054
Try your best to hide what you're in for. Even though it seems like it was an honest mistake, they probably won't care, and you'll be labelled as a child rapist.
>>693035077
Idk how to get in without getting caught
>>693035057
5-20 years is on the table
>>693035172
it's been a while since I've gone here in California, but I used to just walk across.
You only serve a percentage of what they say unless you flat your time so no parole
>>693035169
Yea idk how I would respond if they ask me what I'm in for without coming off like a dick or someone disrepectful
Don't start beef, but don't let anyone assert any type of dominance over you. Time in the hole is better than time in the infirmary. Don't be a target!
>>693034252
Since you are a former inmate, same question. Why don't you just report everyone that tries to be a nigger around you. Why would someone beat you up if they know that they will be in an isolation cell the next weeks?
>>693034913
Not necessarily true. If you get jumped don't press charges. If you weren't seen fighting but are injured make something up. Don't tell the COs you were in a fight. I don't care how stupid it sounds.
>>693035374
I have to serve 3/4 or 5 years of my time before parole
>>693035398
Something money related? Credit card fraud maybe? Research it first so you don't seem clueless when you're in there.
>>693034809
Swabs from you? To find what??? Lol there's no way you can get your DNA from a girl who gave you head. Sorry about your situation, but a lesson for others to keep your mouth shut and never speak to the police without a lawyer present.
>>693029801
you're fucked m8.
you will be a constant target, a simple google search of your name and state will allow people to find your charges.
your best bet for survival is solitary confinement, you might aswell get used to reading books now.
>>693035444
Because that's how you end up getting jumped. Something will happen to you and there will be no witnesses.
Prison has levels min med max. If you fuck up you are moved through them always up. In min you could have a job in the community
>>693035655
Dubs speak the truth
>>693035747
How do they group you?
>>693031484
>chomo (child molester)
why even bother using the abbreviation if youre just going to type it all out anyways? i hate fucking idiots that do this
>>693035316
Now you have to present your passport they scan it and Mexican immigration fill out an arrival card.
You start max fish tank there is orientation to prison
>>693032904
Sounds like the fucking school I went to
>>693035257
even in texas an non aggravated 1st offense you'll do 1/3 of the time in prison and the rest on parole. I went down for possession with intent and manufacturing and delivery. Got sentenced to 10 and did three with a 7 year back up. So if I fuck up my on my last day of parole I still owe them 7 years plus any time from whatever the new case is.
>>693033932
Vente pa' Mexico, anon
sell your fucking kidney if you have to - DON'T GO TO JAIL
>>693029054
Read books and keep your head down. Don't gossip & don't join any kind of gang. Also don't be a faggot, stand up for yourself.>>693029301
>>693035724
What do you think about pretending to be super-religious? Will it be morally more challenging for guys to beat you up or might it even help to make someone protect you?
>>693035444
Snitches don't last long
>>693029749
TIL i am in the elite 10% of /b/
>>693029054
Yeah, the easiest way to make it through prison is by not going to prison. And you don't go to prison by not stealing, and sometimes not stealing things such as electronics because society's pressure about you having certain things to "fit in" gets to you.
Grow the fuck up and remember to tuck your asshole real tight if penetration occurs. Make it hard and a challenge for him. Boys love a challenge.
>>693029054
look for a guy named "the master" before you go. and get an alien tatoo around your asshole
>>693036113
Being quiet, respectful, and not incurring a debt to someone else will do more than enough. Finding religion isn't going to do anything.
>>693030037
gullible fool believes everything posted
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Anyone know how difficult domestic assault charges make getting a job?
>>693035444
DO NOT FUCKING SNITCH. The gaurds dont like snitches either. The guards are not your friends and you need to remember that. you keep your mouth shut at all times, when you get beat up dont tell them you got in a fight. tell them whatever you want but dont say you got in a fight. You're gonna have to get hard friend.
>>693029054
Try eat your own shit, and you can leave the prision for mental illness
![2b445f8e_Guessyadungoofed_a33a8154d1bb94a4290af35e12715660[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UlWLwQ0.jpg "2b445f8e_Guessyadungoofed_a33a8154d1bb94a4290af35e12715660[1].jpg")
>>693034809
>>693036159
kek
>>693036118
Don't the guards protect you when they see that you are in danger?
>>693029054
what city is that?
>>693029054
Talk about how much you love CP
>>693036200
wat?
>>693029054
that's what you get for screwing girls OP, should've went for a dude and get off better too
regardless, I'd consider suicide, if you really want to go through i guess keep it to yourself and don't tell anyone what you did
>>693029054
what city u are from, op?
what nice view u have.
>>693036041
Any sex offense is a 3g crime
>>693035903
because he's being kind to those who don't understand and saves us a google dumbfuck. OP is a kindlord, you're just a faglord.
>>693036407
The problem is that I am weak as fuck. Even women could beat me up, I'm not kidding. I will be the easiest victim they have ever had
>>693034221
Don't leave us hanging. What do you want him to get raped by?
You're killing us with the suspense
great story op, when are you going to post your btc address so we can all donate because you're such a good story teller and /b/ is full of goddamn retards?
>>693029054
OP this is serious...
what did you do?
what do they want?
what happened?
>>693036500
The guards are failures in life (most are from 4chan)
>>693036536
Never mind.
Stay cool. Have some money on the books. Work out. Do as many push ups as you can and in a few months you'll buff up. Don't gamble, and don't worry about making friends. It should naturally happen within a week or two, just take it day by day and try not to worry about tomorrow.
Also once you get out, make sure to give the bitch a proper raping for all the trouble she put you through. She'll be legal then and she'll surely want to taste that dick again. Make her gag on it, make sure it goes deep down to her brain. Expand her knowledge. If you know what I mean, wink wink.
>>693036821
I'm not asking for money? Just making conversation? I already said I'm gonna look into the job fields anons has said
where u are from, op? ffs
You can request pc but you will be alone for the hole time can't come out
>>693031077
you take a PPG yet?
>>693036770
I'm a skinny ass kid, i was 19 when i went in. I got my ass handed to me both times i got a heart check. I couldnt see out of my eyes or breathe out of my nose, the second time I was in a state hospital for a week with broken ribs and a skull fracture (my left cheek bone) I didnt stop swinging until they knocked me out and when i came to and got up off the floor I did it with my hands up ready for some more. You're gonna have to take an ass beating or two. Its just they way it is.
>>693037209
I'll give you $5 from my Paypal because it's 4th of July so you can buy some wrinkle free cream so you can apply it to your asshole because everyone knows an asshole should only have 10 to 15 whiskers, you'll have about 50 after a proper rapin' so you'll need it.
>>693035655
>Swabs from you? To find what?
They check you in a base for unsolved crimes with that.
Welcome to America.
Besides if OP did nut on her necklace, shirt or hair there would be DNA left.
>>693035903
>being this triggered
back to tumblr
>>693036407
Hypothetical question. What would happen if you seriously injured or even murdered someone who tried to fuck with you? Would you be respected or killed yourself?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2pVLRTZ.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
u and ur new life
>>693037346
I still don't understand why they allow it.
If they gave whoever attacked someone double the time they're in for, that shit would be nonexistent. Pussy ass justice system doesn't care if it happens. They could easily prevent it but don't want to. Bunch of fucking cowards and sick bastards deep down.
You know damn right for sure that they're okay with inmates getting beat down because if they weren't, it would be stopped by next week.
>>693032140
Fucking leave. Go start over somewhere else.
>>693029054
3 years but in finland prisons are pretty chill
>>693036501
NYC
>>693029054
No one heres made it out of gradeschool newfag
>>693029054
Ubuntu? Good man!!
>>693029054
where is this place?
such a beautiful
which city is it?
>>693029054
Learn to take a dick before you go in, it's like warming up before playing a sport.
>>693037402
I didn't even cum
>>693037555
Guards used to rig fights between immates and bet on the outcome
>>693037726
Manhattan, NYC
Too bad there's too many niggers and traffic for the view to make up for
I decided to commit suicide if I ever have to go to prison. And also I would make it worth
>>693037760
So basically there was no real proof and you fucked yourself?
This is why you don't talk
>>693036041
how did you get busted for possession with intent? i assume this was weed? thinking of growing hydro for personal use in a nazi us state. any suggestions on the matter? is it not worth it?
>>693037555
Prisoners are just entertainment for the guards. When a fight haappens it's like going to the movies to them
>>693037968
Yupppppp fuck me right
>>693037760
Here's the database you're in now.
https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/lab/biometric-analysis/codis/codis-and-ndis-fact-sheet
>>693036712
thanks anon, couldn't have said it better myself.
>>693037346
That's probably how older inmates (like 60+) survive? They have proven themselves and are respected even if everyone could easily beat them up or blackmail them
>>693037726
looks like some place from asia, isnt?
>>693029801
That's fucking retarded. The girl will most likely get off with a warning or some shit. It's so fucking stupid how people get screwed over like this. But in prison keep to yourself. Don't talk to anyone. Keep blades in your anus, incase of assrape
>>693038126
When are you dumb faggots gonna learn basic reading and comprehension skills it's already been said here twice that's its NYC Manhattan to be exact
>>693029054
lol dude, fuck murrica this stuff can only happen in ur shitty country
how the fuck did her parents find their doughter blew some randome guy on a party, how did they find you, tell me more about the story
>>693037760
Fuck OP. You sound like a decent guy who is being fucked over because you have too much faith in the system. And now you're about to be treated like a dog who has no respect for the system.
Your biggest mistake as admitting guilt to a grunt. Making a statement to the police implicating yourself in a crime.
Have you ever noticed when cops pull you up for speeding they always say "want to tell me why you were doing 60 in a 50 zone?", And never "were you speeding?"? Because they want you to admit guilt in your answer.
You were brought up ok I can tell. I can tell from your emphatic faith in the system. But the system has failed you. You don't realise that cops are just footballers with failed football careers. And that the courts expect you to look out for yourself.
Just try to stay out of prison OP. At any cost.
>>693038041
You are going to prison. Now it is time to play it right.
You have to get this girl into meeting you in private. Seduce her. However. Then you have to get your lawyer and say that she threatened your life for a confession and was threatening you again when she insisted to see you.
>>693037538
The second time i got beat up they broke some ribs and fractured my left cheek bone. I told the C.O.'s my shoes were wet and I slipped going down the stairs after shower. so nothing happened, if someone snitches you'll get charged with whatever it carries on the street (so if you kill someone and get caught you're doing life) they also have some "in jail" laws they might tag you with. just from fighting the worst that'll happen is time in the s.h.u. some nigger tried to swipe my toast onetime so I threw my tray at him and got 2 months in solitary for it.
>>693038289
shot the fuck up, nigger!
there are piles and piles of msg here, it's very easy dont some content
>>693038353
Thanks man, yea I even apologized to the parents they wanted to drop the case but the state wouldn't
>>693034809
Congratulations, you played yourself
>>693035004
that's a surefire way to get beaten/raped. snitches get stiches
>>693038320
I think I did in the thread, if not what questions do you have
>>693030471
Good luck Anon
A lot of anons are saying "don't join a gang". My question is why?
>>693037970
it was 6 ounces of meth and i had baggies and a scale. I got busted because I was selling to an informant. growing your own weed doesnt seem like that big of a deal. selling drugs is stupid, I fucked up big time and it follows me around. I wouldnt recomend selling drugs at all
>>693030471
How old? Country? Province/state?
If you were in Canada BC and you were 19 you would be fine
>>693038728
once u get in, u cant get out, and u will be fucked, for real... u probably will must to make some shit stuff inside the prision, which can make u get more and more years there...
>>693038363
Thanks man, I hope the time in jail didn't leave too many scars
>>693029054
Did 3 years in walla walla state pen for assault had to join a prison gang to survive. Surenos didn't want me so I joined a northern gang. Most whites run with the site now over here.I'm Hispanic by the way.
>>693038728
why dont you join a gang out here in the real world? because its just fucking stupid and the only people who do it are people that have to and morons. Nothing glamorous about that life
That's fucked up. This stupid underage bitch should not be there. She is a minor and she sucked some dick at a college party, you had no fucking idea there could be a fucking 15 yrs old. Kill her, OP. At least you will go to prison for something that was totally your fault. Really, kill that bitch
>>693034561
this OP. your professional life is pretty much over. take your life into your own hands while you're still free
>>693039678
Well I'm going to school right now so I'm hoping that'll help
>>693038690
my bad just found it where u say her cousin told her parents she did "some stuff" with u... just wow...sp her parents told the police or what? or they sued you?
still think ur country is shit and that a person should not go to prison for a reason like that
>>693035529
you did more than fucking get head from a 15 year old to get 5 years and that's 3/4's of your sentence dude.
you fucked her. simple as that.
>>693039595
Yea it sucks but I'll get through it thanks y'all that posted and gave me advice
Kek. Wait. Shouldn't the parents of your victim also be going to jail? Isn't that like negligence or some shit?
15 is too young to give consent, so you're fucked.
Yet, 15 is too old for the parents to take the fall for failing to prevent their child from 1) drinking while underage and 2) sucking some dudes dick?
Kek. The justice system is fucking laughable.
>>693039926
That's if they revoke my def. Adj. I got def for 5 years
>>693039876
Yea the parents told the police so the state picked up the case. I fought it for 2 years
>>693040106
Pussy enjoy prison. You might as well pc up once you get there. Don't drop the soap faggot. Acting like you didn't know she was 15. Piece of shit.
>>693037555
Guards will watch someone kill you. They give no fucks
>>693040306
Alright man.
Most guys would fuck her, her cousin and a friend of them and then leave them on the street bur noo. You had to drop them home safely. Dude... Wtf is wrong with these bitches?
What the fuck is wrong with the american legal system? I live in a 3rd world shithole and never heard of anyone getting sent to prison because of a fucking bj
>>693040389
Once they find out what you're in there for, you're fucked by anyone who isn't in pc.
I hope that bitch gets raped by 6 negros at her next birthday party
>>693033932
So basically you forcefully mouth raped her. Fucking beaner style. Rot in jail shit face
>>693033932
You have to go back
>>693040463
Yea I was just being a guy with his college friends having a good time with other "college" friends but I get screwed
I've been to medium security federal prison in upstate New York. If you're there on a pedo charge try to stay in solitary as much as possible. There were a couple pedos on our cell block (unit, it was called there). People used to talk shit to them, steal all their shit from their cell while they were taking a shower, etc. One day a few volunteers finally stomped them (all on the same day in all the cellblocks) and pedos didn't go out in general population in that facility any more after that.
>>693030471
its okay bro
>>693040775
I didn't rape anyone. She's the one that wanted to do it. I mean I dropped her and cousin off I don't think anyone who rapes someone drops them off at home
>>693034345
Any other documentaries like this?
>>693040521
THIS
>>693040272
maybe try a new life in europe, or somewhere else... is there a possibility to run out of the country?
fuck america, 5years of ur life for a bj
maybe search deep web for a new id or passport, read Farewell Big Brother (Bye Bye Big Brother)
pretty sure theres a pdf somewhere online
>>693040907
You had any chances to explain that whole situation to a judge or to your lawyer?
>>693040106
recant your statement and your deal
Tell them you were high when you gave your confession.
Or you were confused and thought it was another girl you were with. Once you saw her real picture you tried to tell them that wasnt' teh girl, but they had already taken the statement. And no one was interested in the truth.
Police can say you never did that. But if they didnt' write it down, it's your word against theirs, and you just might get out of prison, dude.
>>693041249
I was actually thinking that but idk where to start. But tbh I would miss my family and brothers
try to get a shit load of cash and buy a bunch of survival gear and become a mountain man for a few years the search will eventually end and you may be able to reenter society somewhere else in a small town
if you do that just remember:
>don't buy things govt keeps track of
>don't get a license (don't get pulled over if you wanna drive)
>work a job that doesn't need the govt shit
>lay low for about 7-10yrs then slowly start registering for shit (name change would be ideal)
>>693041279
Yea but they said I couldn't just walk away so they gave me def adj. But I still have to register as a SO for life
>>693037555
You just touched on the reason our American Criminal Justice System is a failure.
Nobody is sure why we lock people up.
Is it for punishment, revenge? Is it simply to get people out of society? Is it for rehabilitation?
There are no direct guidelines for "why" we imprison.
>>693034809
lmao lmao lmao LOAL LAOL
>>693031797
Yeah because if you were drunk and in his situation youd be able to do all ofthis. When your drunk and horny, last thing ur gonna do is ask a girl her age and ask for her id for christ sake. She'll think youre a twat for one. This could of happened to anyone.
>>693040521
our fucked system
>I hit you and beat you down
>I call cops
>you get arrested
>you hit me
>you beat me to the ground
>you call cops
>I get arrested
lesson: whoever starts the fight or not doesn't matter it's who calls the cops first
>>693038799
man that sucks ass man. im sorry it happened to u anon. were u cooking the meth urself or just selling it? how hard is it to make
>>693040521
I'm from Australia, and I learned after I visited the US that their society is actually founder on moral Puritanism. Swear words and sex, especially sex, are big no no's.
Imagine a 90 year old, ultra conservative, god fearing, sour faced granny with sand in her vagina making the laws and setting the legal standards and moral codes in a country, and you'll have some idea of what America is like.
In the rest of the world all we see is the porn and entertainment. But those things are partly so successful in America because they're so scandalously deviant from the social norms there
>>693037760
!!!!!!!!!! Omg this is epic
>>693041144
Unless that person is actually guilty for knowing beforehand she was that young, and feels guilty for using that power to face fuck her.
Tell me OP, did her eyeliner run?
>>693041929
just using/selling. I never fucked with making it because its dangerous as fuck and that bathtub dope is shit-tier compared to what the mexicans bring over.
>>693041409
i litteraly gave you a name of the book about a similar subject "bye by big brother by grandpa"..., google dude, also go to darkweb, try to find usefull stuff
DO IT, you can use 5 years to actually live somewhere else and accustom, instead of being afraid in prison and what happens to you after
>>693041144
It don't matter, once your labeled....
Shoot up the courthouse.
>>693042404
I'll look into it thanks man.
>>693029054
Make friends with the first person that talks to you.
>>693038354
Yeah sneak in her house and text your phone from hers that if you don't keep repeating the lie that I blew you, then I will murder you because that makes a lot of sense. A 15 year old threatening you and you being afraid. That makes a lot of sense.
>>693029054
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p5kqKQy5RME
>>693042707
https://www.quora.com/How-hard-is-it-to-leave-the-USA-being-a-fugitive-from-the-law
i somehow envy you, you have nothing to lose dude, just fucking do it, plan everything nicely
also i just read this, you can go to canada by foot,
>>693029054
>>693036093
This guy has it right, my brother is in for a similar reason. Seems the more he fought, the worse things got. Always be trying to get moved to a better facility or block. Some of them are very relaxed, but have stricter requirements, like so many months of good behavior or writing essays.
Number one thing is to not let the time go to waste, get involved with education programs and the like.
>>693029054
Just buy a shitload of survival gear and disappear into the woods.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET 5 YRS LOCKED AWAY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN CUM?? This is most fucked up shit I ever read! Geting some new papers on deepweb is shit because is 70% dead links now... Try to find this kind of things in your area (fake ID or slt) because that will give you a little bit more time in prison and you will be even happier
>>693042151
True. There are counties where liquor and porn are illegal. But right across the neighboring county, they have the highest sales of both, go figure.
>>693042151
nice generalization. All Aussies own a kangaroo and drink Fosters beer.
>>693029054
Man, I don't know what to tell you, except that in the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. (Dun dun)
>>693038566
BRO LISTEN. I haven't been to prison but I've known people that have and I've been to jail for like 20 days before for stupid driving charges that got dismissed.
Start working out now. Any bulking up that you do now will give you a tough person persona. Trust me, you wanna be doing at least 200 push ups a day. AT LEAST. after 3 days, take a day break and then get back to it. Do all kinds of different pushups to hit different muscle groups.
Don't walk around smiling at everyone and being too nice. Don't be too rude, but don't cower. Stand you ground if somebody fucks with you because he's probably doing it to test you by orders from some "gang" AKA group of degenerates or actual gang.
Walk a confident walk, but don't act cocky. Just be a normal human being and remember, if you do end up in prison, WORK OUT. Pushups alone can make you three to four times stronger than you are now, and quicker. WORK OUT...if you work out for 6 months you will be tougher than half the population there.
Every time you feel bad, every time you feel hopeless, every time you feel scared, WORK OUT. Channel the energy right. Chances are you won't get assaulted, you won't have to fight, but just in case you might you have to bulk up. And the more bulked up you are, the less chances of getting jumped you have.
I wish you the best of luck bro. The legal system is fucked up and in the future history will only prove that true. I hope you don't even go to prison OP...my email's [email protected] if you ever wanna talk.
Don't worry I'm not a homo from trap boards who will try to hit on you. I wish you good luck my friend. Hope for the best but expect the worst.
>>693042990
Goodead got a long road to Canada from texas
>>693029054
Watch this instructional video, has a lot of good tips
>>693029054
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kNbZcT8RXgE
>>693040306
Have you seen how slutty 15 year olds are these days and when they do their make up they look like they're late teens early 20s...
There are 15 year olds that have already slept with more than 20 or 30 men, you fucking idiot.
Thanks for everyone that posted
>>693043795
im trying to help dude, if i had a chance of not going to prison i would totaly go for, and your familiy can allways visit you ,
also im baffled your not mad at ur state/countrys law system
>>693029054
that actually looks really peaceful
>>693044323
Shes less slutty than ur mum m8
http://time.com/3852117/millennials-sex-parents-boomers/
ttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/05/06/why-millennials-have-sex-with-fewer-partners-than-their-parents-did/
http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-millennials-sex-attitudes-20150508-story.htm
>>693044801
I was at first but that's not gonna do anything so just here thinking
>>693044658
Wish you the best of luck NOT to get there, buddy. Let us know if you do, anyway
>>693041409
that's not an option dude, in this day and age with everything computerized millionaire fugitives have a hard time escaping and living abroad as an escapee.
Do what you gotta do and put it behind you. That's the power of the pussy man. Some stupid pussy just took 3 to 5 years of your life away man. Never talk to that stupid bitch or her parents again.
If they wanted to forgive you why did they call the cops in the first place? Stupid cuck fucks. Can't think for themselves. Their whore daughter will most likely fuck the whole football team over teh summer or next year.
But anyways, that's why I've been jacking off the last 2 years, no relationship, no anything. I'd rather jack than stick dick in crazy.
>>693044323
This is true.
Surely for OP, on the basis of s rational assessment of the facts at hand, the ignorance card could be played.
If I see a woman drinking alcohol, the behaviour of an adult, surely a rational assessment is that she is an adult? Why should it be incumbent upon me to investigate whether she is actually breaking laws? I'm not a cop.
>>693041565
You're a fucking idiot. That's way more complicated than just doing 2 or 3 years in prison. Fucking moron. What do you live in candyland imaginary land? Clown.
>>693029054
Jail is for beta bitches. The career criminals will take w/e you have left. Go out loony like old dog.
>>693029801
>college party 18-21+
>lawyer not going for OP had reasonable expectation that everyone at the party was of legal age.
Time to find a real lawyer OP.
>>693045088
Well it happened in 2012 and she was 15 then so she's already 18+
Is America, why don't you shoot them all??
>>693044922
dont fucking listen to this guy
>>693045088
im pretty sure there are ways to move across the sea, or/and the border... try to find something usefull and DO IT
Get yourself a decent lawyer. Your must be brain damaged. He has a lot of facts to use
>>693043362
kek
underrated post
>>693045565
>>college party 18-21+
OP doesn't ask what she's studying
OP doesn't realize he's talking to someone obviously younger than him.
I just can't buy it.
