>tfw parents find the cum spice rack
honestly thinking of offing myself, I think my dad disowned me.
>>693028802
Cum spice rack?
Yeah, can you elaborate?
>>693028802
Its cumin you fuckwit
>>693028802
lol bump
>>693028802
I am so excited to hear what a cum spice rack is, go ahead anon
>>693029142
now it makes sense!
>>693028802
I might be embarrassed too if I had something and no one knew what the fuck it was
>>693029028
He collects his cum inside a old spice bottle and his parents found it.
>>693028802
>cum spice rack
There is a need to know more about this.
>>693029402
Yeah but what about the RACK??
>>693029142
> fuckwit???
>>693028802
Is Kermit jacked into the Matrix?
>>693028879
>>693029028
>>693029210
>accidentally cum on food I was eating a couple years ago
>fuckit.jpeg
>the food tastes like 100 times better
>experiment cumming on food
>decide it has to be the spices
>ride my bike to walmart and buy a spice rack and spices after months of trials
>cum in lemon pepper
>put it on a steak
>godlike.exe
>flash forward several year later
>have a spice rack like pic related under my bed
>mom snoops
>waits for me to come home from work
>tells me I need help and storms out
>she comes home with my dad from his work
>lecture
>tears
>my spices are gone
google did not help me with "cum spice rack"
are you sure you didn't mean spice rack cum?
>>693029718
my mom told me I have to quit and stay home because she thinks I'm autistic.
haven't seen my dad in two days
>>693029718
lel
>>693029718
nigger all you had to do was add salt
>>693029718
pics or didnt happen
>>693029718
shake + bake
>>693029718
>accidentally cum on food I was eating
>accidentally cum on food
>accidentally
>>693029718
Dude how the fuck do you accidentally cum on your own food?
>>693029718
Man, I wish I was naive and still believed stuff on the internet. This would have been hilarious.
>>693029718
thank you. i'm glad to be part of this.
>>693029718
put me in the cap
>>693029718
the fuck?
>>693030344
you know, sometimes oure eating and jerking off and then you have an early unplanned explosion then BAM ; you got cum in your food. and what else is ther left to do, right?
>>693029718
>>693029718
>accidentally cum on my food
>>693029718
Seems too good to be true. Pics of rack.
>>693030576
Mom's right. You need help.
>>693030576
Get more food being as it has cum on it now
>>693029718
pics or didnt happen
>>693028802
What did I just read?
>>693029718
>months of trials
GOOD GOD MAN
>>693029718
Did you ever make some jerked chicken with your spices?
>>693029718
I hope to fucking god this is real, you're a hero if it is
>>693030576
>you know sometimes you're eating and jerking off
I've never been in that situation. No, I don't know, anon
my friend is already working on it
>>693030406
There shouldn't be a cap of this shit.
OP is making shit up trying to create pasta.
>>693030863
>jerked chicken
kek
>>693029718
>accidentally cum on food
>>693031285
He's right you know
>>693029718
>>693030221
>>693029718
What the fuck?
MFW he finds my cum spice rack.
>>693029718
>>693029718
This can't be real right?
>>693029718
>accidentally cum on food I was eating
>>693029718
And the Bible, the Koran and the other religious book say that will come worst things...
>>693031285
basically this.
OP need to screen cap himself cumming on food and eating it.
There should be no problems with this request.
>>693029718
>>693029718
>cum in lemon pepper
>>693029718
Is this real life?
Someone better be screenshotting this shit
hi leddit, nice screencap you got
Someone screencap this shit
>>693029718
no way
>>693029718
Include me on screencap
>>693029718
god damn, this is like the tile dude
>>693032006
How do you screen cap life
Someone screancap this shit! Autism like this needs to be chronicled
>>693029718
these dubs demand proof
Folks, this is why 4chan says this about /b/:
> stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Don't get too excited for nothing. I can sense OP's fucking lies miles away.
>>693029718
>experiment cumming on food
>>693032129
On it
OP is not alone
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/
>>693032262
kek
>>693028802
Pic of spice rack
>>693029718
how would she know there is cum in the spices... unless she tried them.
Your mother ate your cum...
>>693032340
>artistic
>autistic
>>693028802
Fake and gay, fuck you OP
>>693032426
and also enough of a whore to recognize the extra ingredient
r-e-d-d-i-t HELLLO R/4cHAN
>>693029718
add me in the screencap
>>693029718
>>693032262
Jaden Smith level shit here
>>693029718
I think someone just saw cum spice rack and made a shit story
>>693029718
What kind of autism does it take to do this shit
This can't be real
>>693032747
Godlike.exe
>>693032747
Hey, that's pretty good
>>693029718
Why would you do this? Who the fuck thinks of these fucking ideas man
>>693032747
Finally a decent crop around these parts
>>693029718
>>693032747
Yay im in the cap
>>693032875
>Filename
Let me guess, you're around 30?
>>693032875
Negative nancy
>>693029718
>>693032747
>>693032426
yah story is full of holes.
if he came in the spice jar it would turn into a rotten paste and you wouldn't be able to put it on food.
if he cummed on his food then added spices it would just be a spice rack,nothing suspicious about that.
cool story OP, but obviously false.
>>693032747
I'm banned from r/4chan but I bet it'll end up on the front page
>>693032747
Yay I'm in the cap
>>693029718
how could they possibly know there was cum in the spices?
i want a fucking answer or you are full of shit
Holy fuck. The existence of other people blows my mind, especially when I see threads like these. My parents found flashlights and merely kekd. To this day I treat my life as a crime scene cleanup. Yeah, it happened. God no, other souls don't know anything of it. Hurr's a durr, op. Bet doe meat is excellent for dashes of sun baked semen and a pinch of smoky garlic salt.
>>693029718
>cum in lemon pepper
>>693030032
Underrated post
>>693029903
Yeah bro, your dad offed himself....
wtf man
>>693032747
Fuck yeah I'm in it twice and I wasn't a fag saying to add me to the cap
>>693030378
this.
>>693029718
inb4 best of 4chin
>>693033139
if he cums it it it will turn into a thick hardened butter
>c u m b u t t e r
>>693029718
>>693029718
>>693028802
what's a cum spice rack?
>>693033513
autist
>>693028802
Toasting in epic bread
>>693028802
cool troll bro
I once came on my pizza. I was in a hotel room and an open pizza box with half pizza left. Was watching porn and blasted all over, some got on the pizza.. i didnt notice. Ate some later and wondered what the funky salt slime was. Almost vomitted when i realized.
>>693029718
TOASTING
>>693033513
>>693033513
People post shit like this on r9k all the time
>tfw mom found the poop sock
>tfw mom opened the semen drawer
>>693029718
include me in screencap thanks
>>693032532
>>693033144
You try too hard
>>693029718
>I love cum so much I put it on all my food
>>693030206
beat then heat
>>693030406
underrated
>>693033777
Can i get my trips in the screen cap?
>>693029718
probably not true but thank you for the great entertainment anon
>>693029718
>my spices are gone
poor anon
>>693033931
Too late dude the cap's already been made
Where exactly did you hide this cum spice rack? Your closet? Genuinely curious.
There's no proof, op is a faggot and a cum eater but not his own, /b is the most retarded board next to /pol, and Czech em.
>>693033931
No, cause you are a disgusting weeb
>>693033931
It was made like 15 minutes ago
>>693034081
>Czech em.
Ruined your argument faggot
>>693032747
well done
>>693034081
Sadly, this is most likely the truth.
>>693028802
>>tfw parents find the cum spice rack
>cum spice rack
What
>>693028802
>I once came on my pizza. I was in a hotel room and an open pizza box with half pizza left. Was watching porn and blasted all over, some got on the pizza.. i didnt notice. Ate some later and wondered what the funky salt slime was. Almost vomitted when i realized.
Before anyone asks, the pizza was pepperoni, bacon and hot pepper.
>>693032511
>>693029718
>accidentally cum on food
>cum in lemon pepper
>put it on a steak
>godlike.exe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>693029718
>>accidentally cum on food I was eating a couple years ago
Nigga
>>693034475
I'm pretty sure that wasn't exactly salt...
>>693034400
Nice trips
Sell this shit op
>>693029718
Good lord, man
>>693034021
>>693034127
>>693034220
Fuck you guys imma put myself in it anyways.
I believe you OP, it happens.
>>693029718
HOLLY LIVING SHIT BALLS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>693030935
Fucking summerfags
>>693029718
Consider cumming into a bottle and churning it later
>accidentally cum on food
>>693034743
No one cares lol
>>693029718
anon what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>693029718
I want to feel bad.
But then I remember...
>experiment cumming on food
>>693029718
>experiment cumming on food
>>693028802
Do you ever think ....
is what im doing normal ?
>>693035026
In Lord Jizzus Christ's name we pray.
>>693029718
put me in the screencap, yo
>>693029718
Did you cumin any cumin?
>>693032340
Newfag detected, Like everything on /b/ is false.
>>693034778
Eat it faggot!
fuckin retarded newfags all been had.
this is a common meme where x(mom,dad,sister etc) found the y (poo,cum,piss, etc) z(bottle,jug,spicerack)
then op just makes up some retarded story to fit the retarded meme, god damn you all are fucking new as fuck. please off yourselves
>>693029718
Why? Just why?
>>693029718
you know this is ganna be screen capped
>>693028802
ITT an elaborate ploy to turn /b/tards into cum eating /b/tards
>>693029718
this is great.
>>693029718
include me in the screencap r/4chan
>>693035499
Cheer up!
>>693035499
Nice try Hillary
>>693029718
This can't be...no...
I'm sorry what was that?
Every day we stray from God's light.
>>693029718
This is going to >greentext on facebook
>>693029718
>accidentally cum on food
it's the worst
>>693030032
Golden
>>693029718
>>693029718
>>693035642
kill yourself
>>693029718
>>693034778
sausage isnt even cooked, 3/10
>>693034778
Fucking what
>>693028802
>>693028879
so casual, yeah everybody has a cum spice rack.
kek
>>693034223
Who cares bitch it's still fake
>>693029718
> mom finds hidden spice rack under bed
> mom immediately knows it's a spice / cum mix
>>693029718
Send help
>>693029718
HAVE YOU SEEN CHEF?!?
>>693036548
Not anymore whore you just confirmed it's real, nigger.
>>693029718
Nigga salt is a spice too
>>693036574
exactly, all these kids jizzing themselves over a story some literal retard could come up with in 30 seconds.. lmao 4chan is done
>>693029718
>Accidentally cum on food
>>693036724
Why are there 2 pics of cum food in this thread fuck
>>693028802
>accidentally cums in food
>proceeds to eat the food
>>693037329
Skrillex
>>693029718
i guess that's why some spice is called cumin pepper?
>>693036827
this is how it's been for years, shut the fuck up you retard
of course it's fake, it's just good fun
>>693029718
>>693029718
>decide it has to be the spices
>still cums in food
Fucking 4chan
>>693029718
>>693037596
Fucking kek
>>693037427
kill yourself pussy
>>693029718
does she know you came in them? maybe they just think you're a neckbeard from /ck/ and that's why they're so disappointed
>>693029718
You should write a cook book
>>693032747
>so funny and random xD posting on r/4chan now :)))))
fucking kill yourself
>>693028802
take your shit meme back to r9k
also look at all the sumerfags
>>693038030
>>693029718
Grade A autism right here
>>693029718
cannot unread
>>693029718
>accidentally
>>693030576
>what else is there left to do
Thanks op im laffin. It was the only logical action at the time. I understand.
>>693030221
happened to me before, with an awesome meatloaf
>be me
>eating meatloaf
>minding my own business
>out of nowhere, dick explodes
>aimed at my plate
>spoogeloaf
>>693029718
Reminds me of that time I accidentally put my penis in a horse.
>>693029718
OMG. This is so retarded. LMFAOOOOO
shit happens lil guy... shit happens
>>693038981
kys
>>693038222
chek'd
Can't wait to order this book
>>693029718
>>693029718
Fuck. Screencap this.
>>693029718
Wut the fuh...k
>>693029718
Please don't put me in the screencap
>>693031285
Let us live in our false reality because the real world hurts
Been there. Not proud over this but I feel I need to repent in some way. As I nowadays believe in a higher power. Well I kind of retreated to my room as my go-to party buddies stopped inviting me to parties after I acted really absurd once and threw up on more than one night. After that I kind of only had a nerd buddy left and one bussy one. Since I was too dumb to come up with ways to find new buddies I retreated to my room. Only caring about my porn and games I stopped looking after both myself and my room resulting in my computer table being covered in old cum, terrible smell of dirt and sweat of both myself and my unwashed cloth. My father who I lived with often complained about the smell (god bless his sorry ass) but I didn't believe him as I was too used to the smell. This and other stuff led to me getting into a lot of discussions (which I was too good at) with my father. And also some minor fights. Well it all eventually led to me ending up in a mental asylum after a light psychosis after drinking brownish tap water. however it was only 1 day in the asylum with 1 pill of anti-psychotic, which I believe and have read is a known side effect of it, gave me full blown schizophrenia which gave me both hallucinations inside my mind (other thoughts in words) and outside my mind, pretty much everything except visual ones. Well time passed, became a better person, found God, became a better person, found some new friends, became a better person. And now I'm posting this shit from a mental asylum because I've been busted taking drugs (crazy). Been here over a year for it.
guys we toastin' real ebin here
>>693029718
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ACCIDENTALY CUM ON YOUR FOOD DUDE
>Cassualy walking with my hand on my dick
>Masturbating while walking
>ITS COMING
>360° Quickscope cumshot across the map
>Cum falls on food
SERIOUSLY, HOW.
Lemon pepper on steak is literally the worst part of the story
>>693029899
>>693029718
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>>693032887
Sure smells like fucking summer in here.
>>693029718
>months of trials
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>693040466
>Posting from a mental asylum
They don't give you your iPhone and Chromebook in an asylum my friend.
>>693028802
nigga what, just get some garlic salt shit
>>693041036
My bud was allowed his laptop in CAMH
>>693029718
What the ever loving fuck
>>693029718
THIS IS NO LONGER FLAVOUR TOWN
>>693040940
Ur trying way to hard to fit in, stop before you embarrass yourself more summerfag
>>693029718
excuse me
>>693036827
>implying that 4chan was once completely devoid of bait and gullible people
how does it feel to have such a low IQ?
>>693029718
My sides have abandoned me after all the abuse I have given them
>>693029718
>>693041416
But after being caught on drugs and in for intense schizophrenia. There's no way in hell they would let him near another person for awhile little less a device
>>693029718
>>693038781
Underrated post
>include me in the screenshot or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
reply "goodbye spice rack" to this post or your mother will ded
>>693029718
this might live on
>>693030032
Kekekeke
Op, u nasty as fuck.
>>693040466
I'm not trying to tip my fedora or anything, but you claim that towards the end of a delusional period you found God..ever think that was a delusion in and of itself?
>>693030576
why would you eat it you fucking savage
>>693029718
>>693042270
Goodbye spice rack!
>>693029718
Nigga why the fuck don't you put this shit on a safe or just wait until you move out?
>>693029718
>>693042452
>>693029718
Jesus Christ
>>693029718
wtf.
>>693029718
>>accidentally cum on food I was eating
FUCKING HOW!?!?
>>693029718
the fuck
>>693029718
>this many replies
Hi, mom.
Do we have a screencap of this yet?
>>693029718
Pics?
>>693029718
y u do dis op
>>693029718
Holy fuck
>>693042826
here you go
>>693040940
Shut the fuck up you fucking newfie, this post is golden and here you are, unwanted. Go the fuck back to /r/4chan.
>>693029718
OP just made up a fucking story he knew would get "sick chuckles" Hue hue hue hue hue
You're all fucking summerfags.
>>693042176
Thanks for this
>>693043201
So are you.
>>693043315
Cool argument fucking summerfag.
Now go to bed. Check EM
>>693034743
>>693043026
retard
>>693029718
Fuckin amazing.
>>693043372
You failed at dubs and you failed at life.
>>693029718
>>693029718
>Food tastes like 100 times better
Anon, no.
>>693040940
> Trying this hard to feel superior
>>693040940
What a sad existence your life must be.
>>693029718
OP needs PROOF for this to become a real pasta
>>693032747
Faggot
Ha gayyyy
Why would she be mad its just spices
>>693044068
You're the newfag if you can't even do spoilers right smh
I was on 4chan one day, and I saw something that was not a trap thread. Confused, I immediately clicked on. I was so amazed that it wasn't a rate my cock thread. Remember this thread /b/, the memes live on.
>>693029718
Screencapped
>>693045102
ITT: death of /b/
>>693044237
>implying that a majority of copy pastas on here have bee verified via time stamp
have you ever heard of this cool new copy pasta, the navy seal copy pasta?
>>693032340
>Implying people lie on the internet
kys
>>693039511
is this real?
>>693029718
prove it
>>693034400
Nice quads
>>693034400
>>693032511
Wow, fucking REKT
>>693046167
Those aren't quads
