You are the leader of a new civilization of people, and you call the shots. Dubs decide what to do next. Make it realistic. Trips can get away with bizarre shit (like a bear fisting a guy while riding a unicycle) and Quads can do whatever. There's a cave, trees, berries, dry grass, and it's daytime. What next?
Bump
use dry grass to make fire and burn the tree down
>>693026735
you can't self bump op
>>693026461
The leader will take someone with them to forage for berries and scope out the potential game.
Someone will collect dry grass.
Someone else will scope out the cave with a partner. Carry something blunt.
>>693026796
reroll
>>693027026
I guess re-roll
>>693027026
re-roll
>>693027142
well fuck me I guess all those people will die within the same day
bump
>>693027026
Okay this.
>>693026461
Create an army of midget niggers and make them dress like oompa loompas.
>>693027241
let me be a faggot and re-roll again even though setting everything on fire sounds like a better option
>>693027026
Sorry for different Layout, I fucked up something. Someone collects dry grass, you and a woman go get berries and scout out the area, and two people go and take a rock. They go to the cave and find weird minerals and rocks. What next?
bump out of interest.
>>693028087
oh what neat time for a change of heart
Well, because we're essentially cave-men, the essentials are important. So, let me borrow from my space-god knowledge, and size up the woman I'm foraging for berries with while I look for what I think are non-poisonous plants.
Have the two people who found weird minerals organize them by basic appearance in the cave for later... study- have them collect the sharpest rocks and store them near the mouth of the cave.
Have the person collecting dry grass return as much as they can carry near the mouth of the cave as well, but have something small go wrong with that activity.
>>693028627
let's roll for random snake in the grass
>>693028876
fuck
Establish no pants policy.
>>693028087
they all dry berries after that man and woman fuck she gets pregnant, another couple fucks they get pregnant , adult people eat berries and die, now you have 2 child
gay sex in the cave sex
>>693029342
grand roll dad
neighboring tribe sells slaves to guy collecting grass for rocks in cave
>>693028627
Change of heart? From what? And Nice knowledge of exploration and survival my friend.
While foraging, the leader (you) decides to see if there's any toxic shit nearby. Nothing but Poison Ivy and Oak. Luckily, you're in a grass lands so it's easy to spot. The cave explorers can't explore anymore because it's too dark. They pile useful materials in the cave, and sharp rocks outside the cave. While collecting grass, a boar steals most of the dry grass out of the man's hands. A snake bites him. Doesn't look toxic. I hope. What next?
>>693029745
name the snake pableo and keep him as a pet
>>693029902
this
The snake is now named pableo and the man keeps him.
everybody dies
Fuck the woman
everyone gets raped by dinosaurs
pedophilia everywhere
they get into a race war and kill all teh white man
>>693029902
>>693029745
Have dry grass man suck his wound for a small moment, then wrap/weave what remains of the dry grass around it. Tame Pableo. Use him to keep rodents from eating gathered food, pooping in food, or stealing the future dry grass for bedding.
Have the two people who were in the cave search the immediate area for "lumber"- anything remotely resembling a sizable piece of wood, dry or not. Have one of them keep an eye out for the boar if it's remotely near the cave/settlement.
Have the leader and the woman come back to the settlement with a decent (but not glorious) harvest of berries, a few nuts, and perhaps some small animal bones found from owl pellets. Have the woman organize the harvest near the opening of the cave.
Have the leader observe the minerals... and find that one of the minerals happens to be raw bronze ore.
>>693030735
>>693030784
>>693030838
Did you not read the top? Be somewhat realistic unless you get trips or quads.
Jack off
>>693030893
reroll because I decided not to burn the entire grasslands to the ground
>>693026461
AND IF THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS OUTNUMBER EVERYBODY AND THE POPULAR PEOPLE AT LEAST TELL THE PEOPLE THAT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS THAT IS TOO UGLY TO HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE WITH LOOKS OUTNUMBER THE POPULAR PEOPLE AND THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS OUTNUMBER THE POPULAR PEOPLE ON TV AND AND TRY TO HURT THE POPULAR PEOPLE AND THE ATTRATIVE LOSER PEOPLE THE UGLY WAY CAUSE THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS SMELL LIKE DOG POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY AND SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS LAME AND IS UGLY AND THERE IS ANOTHER PROOF THE POPULAR PEOPLE PROVED THAT THE UGLY PEOPLE LOSERS IS LAME AND UGLY
AND THE UGLY GUYS LOSERS SMELL LIKE POOP LIKE BEYONCE AND IS UGLY
>>693026461
I provide all males with one of these, so no one will have to be self conscious
http://streamboobs.com/really-ample-penis-enhancer-flesh-p43861.html
>>693030893
Op here, I'm proud to have an anon like you here.
>>693026461
PENIS SATAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND TO RECLAIM HIS EARTH. YOU HAVE 5 TURNS TO PREPARE.
>>693031352
If only I could dubs though.
>>693031295
>the greatest new civilzation
>>693031548
Reroll.
>>693031548
ReTheRoll.
You decide to have a random scrotum inspection in case the androids have planted anything in there.
>>693031820
Roll
>>693031548
Reroll???
>>693031548
>>693031820
and now my interest in this thread has piqued further
One of the people find a shiny rock.
Build a colloseum, and commence the games
>>693031888
Goddamnit
>>693031548
Rollin.
>>693031888
Oh shit son.
>is it a gemstone
>is it a diamond
>>693031820
Refill for thos
>>693031977
OH SHIT SON
>>693032040
Does that mean god damn's them?
>>693031996
That's a mystery that must be solved.
>pic is proof it's me
>>693031548
(You)
>>693031548
Ecksdee
>>693031548 (You)
(You)
>>693032141
Maybe these people find a cursed, magic shiny rock or some shit. Maybe one of them will become a wizard.
>>693032202
>this is becoming a great thread
>>693031548
YTho
>>693031888
>>693030893
Shit son, first trips. Okay, the man wraps up his wound, and sucks on his blood. Good news! No venom, and he'll be fine. The woman collected some berries and made a small basket to hold the shit in. Enough to keep you guys going for two days. Nothing great, but good. You look at the minerals and find a tin bronze alloy in the cave. Along with that, you find a quartz rock that is shiny. It sparks when you hit it with flint. What Next? >>693032442 Thanks.
all the niggers die
trips get
>>693032556
so close
>>693031820
Refilling for the 4th time ;-;
>>693032879
Dammint
>>693032879
There are no niggers... Yet. That's for you to decide.
Niggers
>>693032556
>off by one genocide
>>693032544
>>693032322
Well... I guess... this means that we have 5 days to fight Penis Satan, and 2 days' worth of food, and no seriously injured people. We've got sharp rocks, we can probably forage some more grass before the day is done, and everyone else can more or less rest- except for the fact that they are all probably spooked about Penis Satan.
Get grass man and someone else to forage for more grass while keeping an eye out for potential danger, pronto. One of them carry a sharp stone. Have the woman and another person learn how to use the flint and quartz to create sparks, and assemble a small kindling of sticks inside of the cave.
Have the leader pride themselves on finding the bronze and quartz. Have them use a broad, sharp rock to axe a few thick branches down from a tree near the area, and take them back to camp before sundown.
If only we could find a magic stone of some sort that hurts Penis Demons.
make niggers superior and praise them.
Hitler did nothing wrong
build a wall
>>693033611
checked
>>693033611
>>693033655
>I actually support a wall right now
>>693033487
*Hint* Cold good for balls, Heat kills sperm count.
>>693033655
oh i won, have the women raped so we can have more people
>>693026461
Turn into niggers
>>693033737
Well, that's why the lady would sleep inside the cave with the most effeminate male, while the rest sleep outside or are on guard.
Or, well... that's what I'd make them do.
sacrifice all men for glory of satan dick
everyone commits suicide
>>693033737
>>693033937
Oh.
>oh I see
>>693033611
Respect the dubs, build the wall
>>693033487
First, heat is bad for the dick. Second, it's getting dark as shit. Third, the boar's back. The two men are collecting wood, and are bringing it back. The woman made a makeshift spear. The boar is confused about what the woman is holding. What next?
>>693027835
Roll
>>693034546
You decide to build a wall... Then you realize you have a cave, and not enough resources. Maybe later.
>>693029695
Roll
if trips=fucken' sexy ass aliens silently watch over the kingdom, abducting some guys for dumbshit experiments
if dubs=make a farmhouse
>>693034923
REROLL
>>693031548
Reroll
>>693034996
pls rarool baby?
>>693031548
ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>693035237
ANOTHER ONE
>>693034923
Reroll
all of them die of russian nuclear winter
>>693035445
when you're one off
If trips helicopter Jesus appears to help us fight penis satan
If dubs we build a fire
>>693035288
>>693032322
Let's call double dubs trips. :^)))))
pls
>>693034668
you take the spear into your own hands and disable the boar, stunning it and momentarily knocking it out.
you get yourself and others to dig into the dirt, going until you find clay to which you'll use to create pottery for cooking.
>form clay
>build fire
>place a mixture of rock and clay/dirt around fire
>build a furnace like contraption for heating pottery
this should take a day? so like 2 - 3 rolls later your pot is finished?
>>693034866
>>693034668
Oh boy. Uhh... well, the boar's back, and the woman has made the first weapon. This is ballsy as hell, but realistically... the woman is going to have to go in for the kill/first blow.
And the men, especially our strangely intuitive leader, are going to have to help her with the blunt pieces of wood. In reduced visibility. Someone should have lit a stick of wood + dry grass for a quick torch. I guess it's up to you whether someone lives or dies, whether the boar gets away, or whether everything went better than expected.
But it looks like we just sold... what did we sell? I hope we sold the regular, common rocks to a random neighboring tribe party for extra party members. I hope they're both female and young.
And I guess something about a farmhouse... ?
>>693035288
>>693035545
Reroll
>>693035545
Need quads for either to appear. Too ridiculous for now. We build fire.
>>693026461
Gas the Jews
one man makes a knife and assassinates everyone except the children and train them into ninjas.
>>693035870
reroll
>>693035670
>>693035673
>>693035677
I like that promise of clay and the lack of gored only-female-in-the-tribe. It also means we would have a clay kilm/oven, clay pots/clay plates, and probably the beginning of a means to store information or art.
Probably even a bronze tool that holds great gravitas.
>>693034923
REROLL
E
R
O
L
LLORER
>>693035870
Reroll
>>693035870
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooollllllllllllll
>>693036239
REROLL
E>>>>L
R>>>>O
O>>>>R
L>>>>E
LLORER
>>693035670
>>693035673
roll, OP's choice
plus something about >>693035677
>>693036474
re-roll
fkme
>>693035673
>>693035670
>>693036061
Okay, We dig a small hole and find a well of water. Some clay, but mostly water. This is good. The woman and another man from another tribe help kill the boar. Meat for days! The girl and tribal man trade sharp fint for more people. Two young women. 14 and 15. You get over your gloating and build a fire. We build torches as well. What next?
bump
>>693036699
sexy snek ayy lmao's watch quietly from above
>>693036699
chop down some trees and make a doorway for the cave
also something to hold supplies
Kill them all and fuck the bodies
How do you guys like so far? I will continue this for a while.
>>693036699
>nobody died
>thanktribeleader
Affix a makeshift rack for the boar carcass, and rig it to the rack. Have the woman teach the two younger women how to skin the boar for it's hide, as well as gut the boar- but don't have them do it now, because it's late, and predators may be on the prowl.
Have the leader instruct the rest of the men to affix posts into the ground around the general area, and then affix the torches to them, to create a perimeter of light. Feed Pableo a smaller, dead lizard found near the edge of the perimeter. Have the leader finish fashioning a few more makeshift spears from the remaining sharper rocks, and have him demonstrate to the men how to use it properly.
Have the leader begin to instruct the rest of the men on how to dig properly, how to mold clay, and how to construct the mud-clay kilm that will use heated stones. Have everyone nourish themselves, and then have the women retreat to the cave and rest near their own fire (which will burn out shortly).
Have some of the men do the same- but also have them work in shifts of 3 for night watch, armed with a few more makeshift spears, until sunrise.
>>693037775
>almost quints
>i was too early
>>693037705
I like it so far. Nobody died- except the boar.
>>693037893
>mistakes quads for quints
>doesn't deserve quads either
>>693037775
re-roll that shit though
>>693037318
re-roll in case our leader gets abducted and enslaves the sneks for tech and keks
>>693037347
Roll
>>693038174
Techs, keks, and seks, rerool
>>693037347
>>693037775
You do all that jazz, and try to chop down a tree. It's a little too dark to finish. You do all that stuff. A Kiln is made, pableo is fed, people know how to skin animals, and use spears. Small "beds" are made. Things are looking up. And cooking stuff will be done being made next turn.
>>693038547
Sorry, here's the pic.
COMMENCE THE ORGY!!
>>693038589
do somethin' op >>693038477
>>693038900
Dubs not trips or quads.
>>693039125
I'm not asking for contact, just them up in the sky
Establish full communism
>>693038589
>sleep
wait until day
take a pot and fill it with the water from when you first dug into the ground and build another fire to boil the water.
make a thin cutting-board like table out of clay to cut boar and possibly use to place over the fire to cook.
>roll
>>693039292
Need trips.
>>693038547
I guess everyone's morale is raised, and they'll be ready for a new adventure tomorrow. Maybe one of the men on patrol during the night daydream about having something that can launch smaller spears of some sort, but doesn't quite know how to articulate this to the other men, including the leader.
>>693039370
>clean water, hides, tripe, organs, bones, and meat
>good shit
>>693039438
nigga.
>>693039370
>>693039584
time to roll
>>693039943
Wow I almost had another quad.
I suck at this.
mass suicide
w'ere going to take the cave and move it somewhere else
put the whole tree in the sky, with the little guy on top
>>693039605
>>693039584
Moral is through the roof! It's so high that the leader has an idea! Pickaxes, crucibles, and how to melt the bronze! That hint is for high moral. You're welcome. One person is so happy that one of the men on patrol during the night daydream about having something that can launch smaller spears of some sort, but doesn't quite know how to articulate this to the other men, including the leader.
>>693040080
One off
bump
>>693040385
He describes it to the leader the best he can, calling it a "gun"
>>693040830
The leader thinks long and hard, and writes down the idea on the wall of the cave. He thinks it can go places. Also, because you befriended Pableo the Snake, you won't have a bug and mosquito problem later on!
A storm hits and kills half the tribe. All the food is lost and so is the shiny rock
>>693041256
Two clouds nigga. It ain't gonna rain or storm.
>>693040385
Morph together into Voltron to stop this evil enemy in our path.
>>693040385
Be like Psychonauts and jump into this man's dreams to investigate.
>>693026461
All shall live in the cave. The cave shall be dug deeper. Stone from the cave shall be used to cut down the tree and make tools. Tools dig the cave faster.
>>693040385
>holyshit
>did we just almost speedrun to bronze age
>holy fucking shit that's some good shit right there
Okay, so... wow. Uh. I guess the tribe leader motions one of the fellows who looks as if he might be thinking about something to talk to him, and tells him that he will be in charge of forge/tool-related activities- this includes the construction of pickaxes and other stone tools (possibly bronze). Our new craftsman isn't exceptionally proficient in his ways just yet, but with due time, he will be able to expand on his craft- as well as his ambitions for mini-spear-launchers...
The tribe leader helps 3 other men construct a small assembly of stones into a sort of station for our new craftsman, and he quickly gets to work by experimenting with the weighting of stones, and the different kinds of common stone available to him. He manages to construct a lone pickaxe from sturdy materials available from the surface of the cave, and the wood gathered from the day before.
The leader and the 3 other men go about working some of the gathered lumber into a door for the cave. Do they succeed?
After that task, the leader decides it would be best if they worked out a proper hegemony; the women are of utmost importance. Therefore, they must have at least two men around them, if they are to leave the settlement for any reason (foraging, etc). The leader also decides that they should probably do something with the remains of the boar.
The meat is stored inside of the cave, away from the light, in a darker, cooler area. The hide is kept near the entrance of the cave, and some of it is given to the craftsman so that he can sharpen his tools. The craftsman is then preoccupied with sharpening the makeshift spears. The lining/offal of the boar, at least the stuff that doesn't rot easily, is washed, dried out, and kept in the cave as well for later use. So are the organs, such as the bladder, and the stomach. The skull is kept as a trophy.
All men with dicks under 6 inches and/or under 5'10" in height shall have their dicks caged and be forced to live as women.
>>693042351
reroll
>>693042316
(con't)
The rest of the bones are fashioned into small shivs, and possibly a lone flute to occupy the younger women with.
>>693042351
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>693042316
>>693042451
what'd I roll this time
>>693042351
I'ma goin to think you can't match for my dubs
>>693042351
Reroll reroll reroll
>>693042351
Trying to get dubs one last time
If Dubs: Smash something with a rock.
If trips: Gentically modify village to become ooga boogers.
>>693042316
Roll
>>693043066
>inb4 smash another boar in the head with a rock
>inb4 smash a stranger in the head with a rock
>inb4 smash self in the head with a rock
>>693043222
Do these trips count toward turning the village into ooga boogers?
>>693043222
Oh what the shit I got trips and now someone or something dies
Roll even for boar, odd for... someone, I guess. Hopefully not anyone in our new civilization/tribe.
>>693043413
>i don't even know
>>693043434
Trips for ooga boogers or riot
555= no ooga
>>693043575
>575
>what does it mean
>>693043520
well, it is even
>>693043686
You are mostly not a ooga but it some parts you are.
>>693042451
>>693042316
>>693042252
All this is good. We kinda build a door. Not the most sturdy, but it will survive a small storm... Or a clumsy bear. Women tend to the hide, one decides to become what she calls a "blacksmith." She tries to improve the furnace for speeding up the process of cooking clay. Temp increased slightly. Cooking materials are in and ready to use. You can cook shit now. Berries and meat would be nice for everyone. But, a naked man outside tries to bash your face in with a rock. You brought a spear just in case. What will you do to the Nigger? Kill him, or convince him to join? There are in between options by the way.
If dubs we send the three males with the tiniest dicks on an expedition
If trips we all go
If quads penis Satan bursts from the ground
>>693043901
Use him as fuel
>>693043901
Knock the rock out of his hand, and force him to join us, and to do laborious tasks for us.
Yep, no 13th Amendment here, folks.
>>693043901
Convince the man to join and call him Steve
Dubs are attempt to communicate with Nigger
Trips are hail the new nigger racial order
Quads are Nigger becomes a malevolent God which requires daily tribute.
>>693043901
Bring him in as your slave.
My first order for him is to make a better and set up traps.
>>693044229
Roll
>>693044049
Reroll
>>693043901
The nigger is Jesus.
Rape nigger, make him your bitch
>>693043901
Everyone quickly morphs their heads into vaginas
>>693044533
No we pray to helicopter Jesus in this tribe
>>693044653
Roll
Next we build a lumber camp and a mill and start collecting resources.
>>693044533
>>693044711
>>693044711
Bronze age helicopters niceu
>>693044653
Rolll
>>693044711
We MAKE a helicopter jesus out of the nigger
>>693044799
The Nigger is this pic
>>693044429
>>693043901
More bodies are good.
Bodies that may compete for leadership or dominance is bad. Especially when I have no children (tribe leader).
So... I'm thinking... we don't wait for our new friend to put down the rock like a civilized person, and we incapacitate him without killing him. We will interrogate him, figure out where he's been and what he's seen, and whether or not he's a danger.
He will most likely end up being a slave... sorry, but... that's the safest way. Not until he accepts our way of life. We may even need to castrate him- we have the tools. Granted... we'll probably treat him real nice after roughing him up a bit and establishing the ultimatum.
That is, if he's alone. If he has a tribe... it's going to be a little different. Or if
>>693044533
because then he's probably going to assume direct control of this shindig. Unless
>>693044711
Also, use the assorted clay goods to begin having the older and younger woman experiment with cooking stews.
>>693044229
>>693044186
He hits you in the right shoulder. You're not badly hurt, but hurt. You nock the rock out of his hands. He managed to land a hit on you. Impressive. You ask him to stop and to join us. Reluctant at first, but he joins. If he broke skin he would be dead. Lucky nigger. What next?
>>693044782
roll
>>693044711
>>693044533
His name is "Steve Jesus" whatever a Jesus is.
>>693044782
rolln
>>693044782
rollen
Take a massive shit
>>693044782
rolI
>>693026461
I get all the woman.
>>693044782
roII
>>693044782
r0ll
>>693044998
oh shit
Roll for stews, and see what our new nigger compadre can do for us.
Perhaps he could scout, or lead hunting packs. Or, track things down for us.
Have the leader keep a watchful eye on him, though. There won't be any Judas kisses in this tribe. Unless it's gay cave sex, then whatever.
>>693044782
r0II
>>693044998
Put up some defenses for the spear attack like fences and what not.
Eat some of the berries on the right side for curiosity.
>>693044782
rolIl
>>693044998
The person who thought of the smaller spear thrower idea tells the leader about it.
>>693044782
ROLLING DAMN IT
>>693045330
rollin
>>693045466
ahaha what
WOLOLO
Have the Nigger get some of his friends and demand equal rights even though they already have them.
Have a massive orgy
A sink hole opens up below their house due to the construction of the well. The house is destroyed and they need to move.
>>693045645
Reroll
>>693045757
>cave
>house
>entire cave gone
>christ
>>693045558
We must claim all of the holy relics
>>693044998
They all mate with each other
>>693045645
Roooll
>>693045899
their equal rights better be equally right under the beck and call of the tribal leader
like everyone else
equally
The world ends
>>693046044
>who's baby is it
>>693045330
can I get another roll
>>693046244
the nigger cucks them all. women, children, the snake, all turn into sjw. he sets up residence in the cave and demands welfare. "We Wuz Kangs" hangs on a sign above the door. the men run off into the forrest and call their new tribe /pol/
>>693046393
reroll
>>693045330
Steve Scouts on top of the cave. A tree is chopped down. All of this within thirty minutes. Oh? Something's happening inside the cave.Check it out?
Research calendar then have a worker improve the wine tile to the north
>>693046393
Oh shit
Check the cave
>>693046593
All of these Steve Jesus's are all the same!
Ignore it and fuck Steve Scouts
Kill all poor people
Meteor falls and everyone dies
>>693046593
>>693046833
is it gay cave sex
it's gay cave sex isn't it
it's one giant orgy and there's a lot of mostly gay sex going on isn't there
Well, at least the tribe bonded a little more. Order has been established... probably.
>>693026461
Go hunting for rabbits.
>>693046593
>>693046891
>steve scouts on the cave
>giant jesus in brazil
>here are your (you)'s
Put cave in penis
roll for some sneaky sexy times that result in only the tribe leader's seed impregnating the women
>>693046833
>>693047272
Bronze has been made! Shitty bronze, but bronze nonetheless! The leader is happy and decides to go hunting for rabbits.
>>693048024
Rollin'
>>693048057
get an erection - then bronze own penis to preserve boner
>>693048057
Ask this person about the strange noises
>>693048057
make a bronze dildo and shove it in ass
>>693048298
roll
>>693048298
roll .
Leader makes a dildo out of bronze
>>693048298
roll
>>693048057
aww yeah, it's rabbit season
We should do something with the melted bronze. Our Blacksmith and our Craftsman should decide whether or not it's cast over the pickaxe, or shaped into some jewelery/other ornate thing.
If their morale is still high... perhaps they decide to fashion some sort of rapier or scimitar. Or a crown. Who knows.
Someone should also search the cave with a friend, and some torches, to see if there's any more exposed ore around.
>>693048298
>>693048445
roll for either
>>693048573
rolan
Decide that rabbits suck ass and make a sick suit of bronze armor.
>>693048298
this
>>693048666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN!
>>693026461
Everyone dies
>>693048666
oh fuk I got satan trips
>>693048744
>>693048666
>>693048671
I dunno if the rabbits would suck ass, they could make gud hats or needles or boots... but I'm all about that armor.
It'd be really cool. Do we have enough bronze? Rolling.
>>693049203
rerollin again
>>693049384
I guess I've used up my daily gets
>>693049558
Sharing is caring.
Rrrrrroling
>>693048573
Scimitar will be made when enough bronze is collected. The craftsman really wants to make something he thought of. A smaller version of the "gun" but with a stick and string that fires small spears. What is it? Should he get to work? People are exploring the cave and have found more ore. What next?
>>693049809
make a bronze dildo and shove it in ass
Check on Steve the Nigger
>>693049809
make a bronze dildo and shove it in ass .
>>693049809
make a bronze dildo and shove it in ass ..
>>693049925
Reroll
>>693050032
>>693049970
These two
make a bronze dildo and shove it in ass
Make a bronze dildo and shove it in my ass.
Make a bronze dildo and shove it in Steve's ass.
make a dildo from the bronze and put in asshole
>>693049809
>wait did he conceive of a crossbow instead of a longbow
>hot damn yes he can
Get the craftsman on that ASAP. But, also ask him to give this project the utmost care, so that it functions properly.
Gather the free women, and ask them to be ready to assist the Craftsman if and when he believes that he is making sufficient progress with his concept.
Ensure that everyone has eaten something, check the food to make sure that everything is still accounted for. Feed Pableo. Have the leader return from a possibly sucessful hunt, and store whatever rabbits he managed to get a hold of next to the hanging meats in the cave.
Have two men on guard outside, plus our newfriend Steve, with spears. Have the rest of the men, leader included, begin to prospect the cave futher, possibly attempting to mine some of the ore for later use. The leader will not be mining, however, as their wound is still somewhat tender.
>>693050303
>>693050505
those are some crazy digits
Take the best weapon you have and go on a murdering spree, killing everybody in the vicinity. Then, kill yourself.
make a dildo out of bronze and put it in ass
>>693050605
rollin
Contemplate the futility of life
>>693050605
DON'T GO FOR THIS
>>693050605
I wanna roll
roll
>>693050950
Reroll
>>693050936
well I guess this is my last roll
Everyone nipple poops
>>693051133
dubs: say hi to steve
trips: build bronze dildo
quads: build sentient bronze dildo that enters every humans ass at the same time
>>693048754
Rallinion
>>693051585
reroll
Hitler time travels back and starts to gas the cave.
>>693051929
>1929
>stop it hitler
roll for some sort of magic stone?
>>693052426
re roll
>>693051585
rerolling one more time
>>693052670
only iron dildoes friend
>>693051585
Steve says hi
Steve impregnated all the women and takes over as chief after neutering you
>>693052995
>steve is too beta for that
>>693051585
rolples
>>693052534
megak
>>693051585
Roll
OP, where'd you go?
