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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>693011884
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8YpmmNVlLE
>>693020911
Hehe ~
Hey you fucks
>>693020952
Thats a fast claim. I had prepared to say I wasn't taking her again this time, but like your waifu out of nowhere; "that won't be necessary"
>>693021045
>>693020911
something something canon ship
>>693020801 #
Makoto
I remember seeing some red mortorcycle you posted. If you did post it, I probably wasn't there at the time
>smug
>>693021113
Homu sits in the female way while serving rice.
This girl is hitting me up on FB she wants to smash.
Shes married and has kids. Do i smash? Im thinking i should.
claimed
Zenyatta would be the perfect molesting uncle
*insert Blair is claimed*
>>693020911
I can't post what I don't have saved.
>>693020927
This is it.
>Makoto
>>693018921
Thats about a 1.7. For me a 2lewd is sexual contact for the sake of sexual contact, so actual sex. Nudes can be tasteful and show off the beauty of a waifu, hence not be 2lewd.
>>693019329
They are pretty similar. Though Rory is more reserved in general activity.
>>693021089
You fuckin wot m8
>>693021140
The red is the 300. His daily use right now.
>Rory-sama
Card games were a mistake.
>>693021235
Best type moon claimed.
Any image theme ideas?
Good afternoon.
O-Oh, wait, it's soon 2 am.
Superior autism claimed!
>>693021136
Nah
>>693021275
Ooooooooohhhhhhh nice!
>>693021370
Saber claim
Happy freedom day
How is everyone?
>>693020398
I swear the sendai outfit looks better in her than in the original ships.
Alright, I will remind you, I'm sure the anon who is drawing it will be happy to know that you want to see it finished too.
>and it gives me something else to tell him
A normal day is a good day, or at least that's how it should be. Math is my nightmare as well, failed my entire course because of it. I don't have anything to complain about my day, spent it mostly housekeeping. I will start looking for a job tomorrow though and I feel like I'm too inexperienced at life to do that.
>>693021113
Not as fast as I wish I was.
>>693021277
You heard me
>>693021370
They were. A glorious mistake, but a mistake
>>693021241
Why not?
>>693021505
earthquake
>>693021429
Do you live in Africa?
>>693021526
>>693021429
HI YA!
how are you doing rei?
>>693021338
Shiro why?
>>693021235
I want to sniff homu's feet
>>693021241
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure taking that medication may lead to severe head injuries, or even death.
>>693021628
Because think with your mind, not your penis.
>>693021539
you mean that isn't you? but you both have the same homu filename posting style.
Tokiwatomare
>>693021370
I didn't had any ideea until I lost twice
>>693021364
SPARTA
>>693021413
Freedom themed
>>693021429
Go to sleep dude
>>693021526
Patriotic
>>693021241
Feeling good enough not to get caught?
>>693021508
Old man pleaser
>>693021045
Lil' smug is nice
>>693021136
How about no?
>>693021275
You just don't have them yet
>>693021089
B-but...
>>693021277
Then I have a 1.7 lewd that I won't post because I consider it a 2lewd
Maybe a 1.9lewd, but closer to the 2lewd
>>693021680
"water fight"
http://exhentai.org/g/946267/df781fd829/
here you go footlover
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>693014797
Sorry, i was playing.
Still no.
>>693021715
I dunno. It does seem like a lot of sneaking around and work
Shiro your a good dude some day i will personally carry you through the gates of Valhalla
>>693021753
>Update
the rare smug homura
>>693021919
I honestly tried to lose on purpose at the end because his reaction was hilarious
>>693022054
Homura in a yellow bathing suit?
>>693021753
It's me, but there's no fast enough for claiming Homura.
>>693021919
>>693021370
But, to be honest, I don't think is such a bad game after you learn it. But that guy staying at 0 bids twice was ridiculous
>>693022030
Sounds good. I'd rather just lounge around though, but I'm more of a go with the flow guy.
>>693021954
lovely, thanks anon.
>>693022109
>Morons
>it's funny to play versus two newbies
1,5 elo scrubs
>>693021931
You so silly smuglette.
>>693021547
I heard you being a lil bitch though
>
Also, check out the VA s of the Japanese dub of RWBY. One of them did Fran for the audio dramas.
>>693021941
If you feel its 2lewd, dont post. My scale is different to everyone elses. And 90% arbitrary.
>>693021931
I guess food is a decent theme.
>>693022133
>no fast enough for claiming homura
be careful during high impact sexual homura then. at those speeds you might overcome the や～ん　stage to hurt.
>>693022428
>>693022274
>forgot to insert joke about Americans being one of the only countries to use the Inperial scale of measurements for both weight and distance
>which are both arbitrary as FUCK
>Rory-sama
>>693021589
Sweden, so basically the same population.
>>693021628
Heya! I'm fine, just a tad tired. How're you?
>>693021931
I REFUSE! f-for a bit more..
>>693021241
do it
>>693021477
>>693021941
but its the perfect 89 cent smug combination
>>693021526
nyanpasu
>>693022274
Yes I am~
>>693022380
>
>>693022499
>>693022564
Fine! But sleep is good 4 u
>>693022566
Nah
>
>>693022681
Head tilt and umbrella of love
>>693022652
>>693021589
Hey bud, how are you? Did OW work for you?
>>693021931
Good, just as you ought to be
>>693021941
DM!
>>693022566
Hey there Sachi, what's up with you? Nice facecuck page by the way
>>693022948
Yea dude, really enjoying it. Thanks again.
>>693022912
tired face?
>>693023047
>>693022274
I guess it's fair enough~
>>693022566
Nah
I ship you with Shizu tbh
>>693022948
RENGE!
How are you doing man?
>>693021526
Nyanpasu~
>>693022912
Learn to cook you horrible waifu :^)
>>693023035
>>693022948
Oh, also I'm doing good, keeping up on my daily running and the such.
~Shiro
>>693023218
Spotted
I don't know how but I beat you twice at draughts because of luck
>>693023343
Nah
>>693022948
Fuck yes my dude
>>693023047
Nah
>>693023218
I see u
>>693021941
Yes I am!
>>693023254
>
Cooking is scary:( what if you get burned?
>>693023254
Agreed, if waifura can learn to cook anyone can.
Holding hands on a stroll
>>693023518
>>693022274
Well, the only good imperial measurement is Fahrenheit.
>>693021941
You know I love you guys
>>693022274
I'll have to check it out
>>693023571
N A H
>>693023571
you try again. unless you get a rather bad burn they are easy to ignore.
>>693023571
Nice but can't cook..
>>693023697
But do you really?
Eating tacos on 'Murica Day
>>693023790
STOP CALLING EACH OTHER CUCKS IT'S VERY OFFENSIVE!! The proper term is "Consensual Non-Monogamist" You fucking racist bigots!
>>693023571
>Filename
Nah looks like a SMALL mistake to me
Hello
>>693023893
The only person who called anyone a cuck was me, and I was refering to myself. though I dont actually have a cuck fetish, I prefer pleasuring others over my own satisfaction, so that counts in a way. I'm providing pleasing homu images rather than claiming my waifu and taking a non servile role.
tl:dr, no one is calling someone else a cuck.
>>693023743
Oh
>>693023829
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>693023919
There's the beatiful I know!
>>693024083
Hola
>>693023571
Grunt and push on. Pain is weakness leaving the body.
>how 2 of you can fuck up that badly is beyond me
>>693023624
My waifu doesnt need to learn. I can cook plenty well enough.
>>693023697
Thats still arbitrary as fuck.
>-32 degrees is when water freezes HURRDURR
Celcius and metric are vastly superior. You Americans just like your high ass numbers.
>>693024100
heartbreak
>>693024165
>My waifu doesnt need to learn. I can cook plenty well enough.
everyone needs to learn how to cook. It's part of being an adult,
>>693024279
Some people here needs to learn to have better LUCK
>>693024279
even homura is bomb
wakey wakey, guess whos claiming blakey.
im back guys
>>693024455
luck?
trainride sleeping.
>>693024135
How's it going? ^^
>>693024613
>>693024568
>wew lad
Hey Blake~ How'd you sleep?
>>693024279
You dont need to if you're a functionally immortal demigod who requires no sleep, food or drink, and only do it to enjoy the experience.
>>693024568
Sup best faunus
>>693024613
Luck at dice
YEAH IM TALKING ABOUT YOU
I'm going to have the highest luck the the world against you
>>693024778
>No new posts
>>693024866
not really sure what you mean by all that
>>693024165
Can you explain this?
>
>>693024568
Welcome anon I'm not familiar with
>>693024584
^_^
>>693024745
Sick but fine. You?
>>693024962
Homuhugging
The warmest of hugs
>>693024777
>trips
pls dont take her from me
and i didnt sleep, ive been watching south park episodes i torrented and still feeling like shit lmao
>>693024778
damn right best faunus. is yours kitsune? looks kitsune to me.
>>693024964
im a regular who was here last November but took a break and recently came back. the autism from this group compelled me
>>693025041
Homura is a middle schooler.
She is _small_
>>693021136
I hope you get murdered.
>>693024165
It was originally made with 0 being the freezing point of brine and 100 being about human body temp.
I like it because each degree is smaller, so the difference is between temperatures gives a bigger change in degrees, making it a bit easier for guessing
>>693024568
Hey kitty
>>693025041
Gotta make them grow.
>>693023571
Fuckin pussy. Just learn to cook fag.
>>693025158
whats good fran, how are ya?
>>693025202
what would you give to wrap your arms around homuras shoulder while you both relax in pjs?
>>693024964
I am doing alright, being amazed watching SGDQ right now. Hope ya feel better
>>693025277
wind. It's really stormy where I live. I hope every anon is having a good murica day,
Homura anons are cancer
>>693025414
stretch
>>693024568
Heya Blake, what ya up to?
>>693025277
About to eat some steaks with my family
Got.to go actually
Fran
I have created a toast sandwich
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
Now I can check this off my bucket list.
>>693025426
this is an image sharing dump for a homura fag. not a regular thing. Thats what you do on an image board, you share images.
>>693025086
You don't have to worry from me, just wanna befriend ya
South Park is pretty nice, why feel down?
>>693024964
Thats just them being bad. Dont be bad, be better.
>>693025086
Its just a headdre- I mean yes, sure. Kitsune.
>>693025158
Thats why Celcius has decimal points. 10 points of variation to every single degree. Celcius is based on the state of the most common element - water.
0 is solid. 100 is gas.
>>693025599
Yup, this is why samples/thumbnails/shitty screenshots are bad.
How do I filter anyone who posts an image
>>693025599
Homura kabedon.
I suppose the effect is lessened by the fact that homura is a lesbian murder machine, but it's still cute.
>>693025578
What? Are you going insane?
>>693025254
Make me
>>693025086
Kek welcome back
>>693025376
SGDQ? thanks man
>>693025703
Ok!
>>693025414
getting kinda gloomy here too. havent done a thing for murica day yet. still sick so i wont be doing my murica fap till a bit later
>>693025477
tired af, too sick to even get on skype with my friend. figure ill talk to you guys until i feel like i want to sleep.
>>693025504
enjoy your steaks fam, no homo
>>693025639
well earlier today i talked about how i went to bed at 4 pm yesterday and woke up at 2 am today, so my body is reacting to that bad since i have really bad sleep problems and it fucks with my head depending on how much sleep i get.
>>693025703
shhhh, its a kitsune. everythings better with animal ears
>>693025826
thank you fam, how are you?
>>693025742
is that a joke?
you posted a sample.
Though to be fair sometimes I save samples and lower res images by accident too.
I made sure to save all of the waifura images in high res though.
More clumsy sketches of homura making soup
Are you still here
I have an ideea
>>693023325
That's great, you're certainly welcome man. Went running the past couple mornings so that felt good.
>>693023238
Doing great, what about you? Also when do I get go kick your ass again?
>>693023254
Nyanpasu
Whaddup Rory
>>693023571
How have you been, besides sick?
>>693025826
Summer Games Done Quickly, it's a multiday speed running convention to raise money for Doctors without Borders.
It's pretty awesome if you are into that kind of thing
>>693025578
Oh fuck, I forgot the butter and only added pepper
>>693025938
summer celebration while its raining and pouring lightning down outside.
>>693025981
>tfw I forget to image
>>693021539
>the sendai outfit looks better in her
I'm glad you think so. /c/ is a magical place.
Well, thank you, then!
I'm excited to see it, but I doubt something like that would take less than a month.
Math is really painful to deal with, indeed. I'd say it's our fault for not learning them from the very beginning.
I wish you good luck for tomorrow, and I hope you find a bearable job aswell.
>I apologize for taking so long, I had some stuff to take care of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF-hhUckERY
>>693025954
Why do you always spell idea with two e's? is this just a really dedicated joke or are you just misspelling it?
>>693026058
is your waifu about to get mami'd again?
>>693026268
sunhat homu <3
>>693025938
>is that a joke?
>you posted a sample.
What? no that's the full size picture, sadly not all artists release in proper size.
We all do sometimes by accident, others have nothing but either by ignorance like Saberfag or just not caring.
>>693025897
>
I know right?
>>693025979
Just at work. Its slow again.
>>693025981
Oh shit that started this week didnt it?
>>693026314
for some reason homura is tugging on the necktie with the expression of cold curiosity.
>>693026358
give yer waifu a good ol rub behind the ears :^)
>>693025897
Sick but I'll be fine. You?
>>693025979
Real good. Did you see the pics of fireworks I posted night?
>>693025826
Thats better!
>what even was this captcha
>Rory-sama
>>693026171
So, how about we select some games, and we do some best of 3/5, and for wining one of them, we are getting something like a cup, and at the end, who has more cups wins, I find it enjoyable
>>693026351
no, any time when it says master 1200, its possible to grab the real image. at least in my experiance
More neckties, less agression
>>693026531
sick too. we can be sick buddies. i want to die
>>693026358
Yup started Yesterday. Currently playing TloZ:Four Swords Adventures which I have never played/watched so it is blowing my mind.
>>693026572
Homura doing some kind of cooking with squishy strechy foodl
>>693026533
road sign
>>693025897
Shit my dude, you have insomnia or something?
I get like random episodes of that every once in a while. It sucks
>>693025979
Pretty much same
I'll kick your ass this weekend. Gotta train~
>>693026572
homura with groceries ringing a bell
>>693026758
Homura comes out of or maybe into the girls side of the bath.
>>693026845
homura is listening into something.
>>693026743
i do indeed have insomnia. it fucking sucks. before i got medication for it in 2014, it took literally 3-4 hours to fall asleep every night. i eventually stopped sleeping a lot of time and only slept 1-2 times a week. eventually i stopped getting tired. now i take heavy meds with sedate the fuck out of me, can fall asleep in like 30 minutes ez
>>693026536
You want to do this right now?
>>693026925
Homura massaging the husbando.
>>693026474
>why did you have to say it like Ainsley
>>693026626
Im looking forward to the finale. Mainly because its the one I can actually watch.
>>693026666
I mean it was the whole damn picture, Satan + 1.
>>693026572
Master is when it's from a comic strip/manga illustration as when it's part of a set, you can get a different view/filename but at least with this picture it doesn't make a difference.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=56117516&page=1
>>693026990
More waifura banter. She looks embarrassed by something.
>>693026991
that was my intention f a m a l a m a d i n g d o n g
ainsley is husbandu
>>693027118
really got nothing for this one either.
>>693026982
No, its just a proposal for whenever we met again and we have enough time
If you want, we can ban two games.
What I mean is, we can select some games to play, you ban one you are not sure you will win at, so do I, and we won't play those games.
Or would you like to do it without the ban thing?
>>693027245
unsure of what this says too
>>693027250
Meet
>>693027375
waifura giving the wake up call
>>693027250
As long as both players understand the rules there should be no need to ban a game.
>>693027375
bedheadhomu.
>>693027469
waifura doing laundry.
>>693026963
Man, sorry to hear it
Has it gotten better since you got your meds?
>>693027565
>>693027495
So you aren't afraid of any game against me? Okay then
What do you think of the plan?
>>693027124
Ooh, spicy
>>693027609
"Listen you little homufucking shit, if you want to keep cumming inside me you better wake up or I'll "
>>693026963
Sorry to here that, I thought my insomnia got bad but it's never that bad
>>693027725
Sounds good
>>693027774
trying out new clothes
>>693022948
thanks kek
not much
probably gonna go to sleep soon
how are you?
>>693025140
anon thats mean
>>693023238
i ship you and shinoa tbh
>>693026358
Tight. Anything interesting happen at work yet?
>>693026531
No, I didn't catch it. I wasn't on at all last night. Was actually with a friend watching just the same.
>>693026743
Better train hard :^) Been up to anything?
>>693027774
kitty homura collared and played with. Indoor cats have a much higher life expectancy so don't let her wander away.
>>693027878
Ok
and yes, I just misspelled the word that you asked about
>>693028012
Man i can't stop falling asleep wtf.
Its like 7pm not cool
>>693028084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fyFCMvtiyk
>>693028253
not sure how this is supposed to relate to me.
>>693028370
It means you should stop. It's not funny anymore.
>>693028438
its time to stop
>>693028438
It's not a joke. see >>693025599
