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Gurl > girl

Prove me wrong normies.
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>>693014656
Moar moar moar
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>>693014063
I'm not a sodomite unlike you. Have fun getting aids and being raped by Satan.
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I'm a crossdressing trap and I hate trannies, they are disgusting mockeries of females. Literally no cuteness to these freaks
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>>693014893
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>>693014063
You can't give cun to a gurl.
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>>693015134
...Anon, Satan's big red dick might not be the best way to dissuade them...
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>>693014063
There is at least one major benefit to girls over gurls... Pussy.
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>>693015134
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>>693014063

>sissy
>no emotions

Bull-fucking-shit. They're more of a trainwreck than hot redheads.
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>>693015453
>lists pussy as a benefit
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>>693015175
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>>693014063
>any questions
are you gonna kill yourself soon?
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>>693015555
They just let ypu fuck them and leave, then they cry in silence and nobody gives a shit about it.
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>>693015134
Not everyone in the world has aids.

You can have unprotected anal sex and get creamed in all you want and you'll never get aids unless the guy creaming you has it.

The majority of people with aids are Niggers in Africa. The majority of people in the United states with aids live in san fransisco.

A guy with aids can cum in your ass and you might not even get it. The chance is HIGH that you WILL. But it's not 100% either.

Giving blowjobs to someone with aids is also less likely to contract because of the nature of the digestive system.

You can argue all you want but those are the facts. nobody is 100% safe all the time. But your chance of getting stds is pretty low if you take the right steps, even unprotected. some people actually get tested before both of them start so..
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I think we all need to be enriched with some sexual depravity every once in a while
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>>693015707
>also straight people get aids

There are people out there who do not know this. I'm guessing they believe no woman has ever contracted HIV and that no man has contracted HIV from a woman.
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Hey sweethearts <3
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>>693014063
If you ever met a transgirl, you'd know we're no different in behaviour to any other girl. Unless of course by "sissy gurl" you mean a gay guy wearing knee socks.
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>>693016085
No, they believe Aids is a lightning bolt from God himself.
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>>693016229
ewwww
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>>693016229
This smeagol looking fuck again lol
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>>693016332
>>693016374
I'm assuming both of you like traps / sissies, but not this one in particular.

Comments like this probably deter other traps / sissies from posting, even if they look better.
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>>693015134
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>>693016229
hey britney you frgot to shave the rest of your head
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>>693016513
Tbh I gotta agree with this anon, I know my face/hair/everything doesn't pass 100% but I like it, so whatever

>>693016637
Top kek
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>>693016732
I'd fuck you hard
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>>693016732
you look good. go slay them out there. be happy
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>>693016875
Thank you, glad to have some appreciation :P

>>693017021
Thanks anon, not all our journeys are started so easily

>>693017079
Looks like someone saved some old pics of mine
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>>693014656
Why is girl peepee upside down?
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nice, i like where this is going
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>>693017651
it's bent under her leg.

it's actually only sideways not upside down. because you are looking at it from the underside.
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>>693017201
>tfw no trap butthole to passionately kiss for hours

J U S T
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>>693017651
it not you dingus
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>>693018088
If you want it have it (pics are kinda old, current situation prevents new pics, but that'll change soon enough)
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>>693018323
What's your current situation Bae?
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>>693018709
Single, with parents who don't approve of the trans thing, so I'm feeling pretty down, so I get drunk and post old nudes on /b/ as well as current pics to see if I pass, so far pretty 50/50, though irl it's pretty passable
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>>693019101
Well most of the parents I know approve her son being a sissy cum bucket but anyway... You just need a big fat cock that can provide you.

If you want to take your mental illness to the next level, m here Bae.
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>>693019588
Don't approve
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>>693018709
Single, with parents who don't approve of the trans thing, so I'm feeling pretty down, so I get drunk and post old nudes on /b/ as well as current pics to see if I pass, so far pretty 50/50, though irl it's pretty passable
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>>693014446
Fuck it
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAA LOOK AT ALL THESE FAGGOTS HAHAHAHA FUCKING HOMOS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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HOMOSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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hi <3
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>>693016732
Hey, I think it's great that you have the courage to post your face on here. I for one will happily jack off to it. I'd do lots of things to you in bed.
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>>693020561
Hi neko-chan.
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>>693020120
Whatevs honey

>>693020986
Hehe, thank you honey, at least someone will come out and say out it, wanna say what you'll do you to me?
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>>693019737
I got a trans girlfriend in the same situation. Keep your head up! Better days will come! You'll find a loving boyfriend to settle down with (you're into boys, right?)
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>>693021043
neko-chan? jaja i like it :3
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>>693021434
I really hope so, boyfriend or girlfriend I really need someone to cuddle up to at night, it's getting too much
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>>693021535
I like your cute little outfit you've got on display.
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>>693015703
Like a real man, keeping their feelings to themselves. I can dig it.
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>>693020561
Petplay?
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>>693019737
Work on your eyebrows and your hair. You probably can't really do anything about your nose atm but you should get it done eventually
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>>693014063
"My name is OP. I'm a kissless virgin who cannot hope to even speak to a woman."
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>>693022308
Hiars most recent incarnation is the shaved side, eyebrows also like that pic, so yeah, we'll see about FFS in the future
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>>693021434
>>693020986
I'm this guy.
Well, I'd use you as I do my girlfriend if she wasn't on the other side of the world for half a year. Join you in the living room or bedroom and look at your tits and legs. I'd feel my balls get heavy. I'd approach you and kiss your neck, just soft enough to not give you a hickey. Or maybe harder, depends on you. Then I'd start kissing you on your lips snd my hands would start to explore and undress you. Between lots of kisses and hot, passionate moans I'd take off your bra and slide off your panties. I'd place my mouth around your boob and gently suck it. Then I'd kiss my way down all the way down between your legs. Then I'd lick your ass a little before I push my hard dick against your hole. I'd tell you I'll go slow at first. I'll slide it in in part and feel your resistance. You'd relax with my kisses and I'd slide inside completely. After a few seconds of letting you adjust to my girth, I'd slowly start fucking you. Etc etc.. I cum in you while I hold you close and squeeze you tight.
To be honest though I love my gf and I'd imagine her in your place. I'd still feel some love fliw between us though. Phew! You really got me to write this :)
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>>693016229
DEM TRAP MUSKLES
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>>693015398
sauce?
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>>693022520
Again, whatevs, I'll do what makes me happy

>>693022606
7'' hard. shit at photography, but I;ll take what I can get

>>693022705
Stronk like wolf
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>>693022593
Dude. No.
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>>693014063
Sauce of the ass to the left
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>>693022984
Kik?
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>>693016229
I like you.
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>>693014656
Pretty gurl !
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>>693022593
no
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>>693023489
>>693023508
PhenoxSven don't expect a reply till tomorrow though
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>>693016732
faggot with a dumb haircut who uses nigger lingo. what a catch.
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>>693016085
>vaginal sex
Receiving end
> 8 out of 10,000
Giver
> 4 out of 10,000
Anal
Giver
>11 out of 10,000
Reciever
>138 out of 10,000

That's for unprotected sex, transmission rates are still 1.38% according to CDC, it's still way higher for anal but still the chances of contraction are low.
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>>693022299
:3 meow :3
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>>693014063
bait
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>tfw no cuties that will suck on my dick while i fuck their ass
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>People posting shitty man ass in this thread instead of delicious boipucci
Let's fix that
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>>693015175
What the fuck is the difference?
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>>693016229
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>>693024018
Got a leash and a collar? if not i'll have to get you one with a name tag.
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>>693016229
I want your cum!
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>>693024253
that is pretty nice, i'll post the magnum opus boi pussy soon.
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>>693014063
Only one of them is a girl, faggot.

Thread is shit. Sage in all fields.
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>>693022593
I wrote all this and you didn't reply :(
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>>693024640
>sage in all fields
You really shouldn't say this if there's only one real field even if it still delivers the message.
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>>693024050
I can do that
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>>693024524
you want to adopt me ? :3
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>>693024640
it literally says so in the OP
left is a gurl and right is a girl
girls are fucking disgusting though, they have cooties and bleeding, gaping wounds on their bodies
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>>693019737
I would fuck you
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>>693024253
More high-level boipucci incoming (same boipucci)
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>>693014063
I get this is b8 especially since you're having sex with neither.

I fuck girls off tinder all the time where I often don't spend a dime or if I do only on myself. I'd say girls from bars too but you'd probably catch me on the fact I probably buy them a few drinks.

They're horny for dick like mad, many are cool with creaming em it's up to how much you trust them, several beg me to blow in their mouth because they like it.

> average blowies
What the fuck am I 15? Beyond getting me hard I don't want a blowy joey
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>>693024995
Post pictures, i need proof of "qt"
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>>693014943
30 dollars hahahahaha
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>>693025186
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>>693025205
I'm not gonna post pics here mane
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>>693025122
Of course! You'd have to sleep in my bed and allow me to cuddle you too.
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>>693014063
>always horny for dick
>needs enema to take it

>no emotions
>cum inside
>lives to fuck
Why not just find a self-lubricating, slutty woman? They are far less rare, and they actually look like women, whereas passable traps are infinitely rare
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>>693016229
You'd be passable if you had better hair and did something with your eyebrows.
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>>693019737
No way it's passable how deluded are you

I don't care either way just providing some honesty. The only people telling you that you pass are dudes with a trans fetish or liberal bleeding hearts trying to be nice
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>>693025405
do you have steam
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>>693024395
Traps are just guys not on hormones, without tits who are supposed to be passably feminine looking (and acting), but trannies are guys who think they ARE women, they usually use hormones and almost never look like women
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>>693025691
Yes
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>>693025942
Do you have kik?
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>>693026224
No.
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>>693026307
Well get kik then
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>>693025451
then get me a leash and collar , and put me a name :)
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>>693026307
>>693026307
I'm on mobile so can't use steam
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>>693026383
>>693026457
I'm not on mobile and i don't have one so no kik, i offered a means for you to send pictures, if you can't use that then who cares.
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Currently fucking a girl that doesn't ask for money and pays for all her own shit and sex is great.
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>>693014063
your a fucking fagget just admit it
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>>693026642
Well that was a big missed high five
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>>693026435
Black collar with a pink leash , name tag will have Maxine on it.
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Can a Sissy bear me a child?
>tfw your whole life gets put down by some dumb ass on the internet, but then he reminds you to live your life the way you want to live it even if it's gay and incredibly retarded he still believes in you anon, he still believes in you
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>tfw to dudely to make it worth bothering to try hormones
adams apples huge, chin line and shoulders totally kill my chances, feels fucking bad man.
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>>693026882
>implying i want your dirty high five
Me and the rich kids already have enough non dirty hands to do dirty stuff for us.
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>>693026983
>He doesn't know you can impregnate boipussies
lmao newfag.
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>>693027165
>pic related

This was my attempt at a trap look, no fucking hope in hell of making that figure work, shame would have loved to
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>>693026893
cute cute cute :3 ! ! ! ! ! I can sleep with you ? :3 :3
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>>693027300
What are you rambling about
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>>693027518
Nothing, add me on steam.
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>>693027452
....No. You can't. Are you actually retarded? Does your text to speech keyboard actually hook up to 4chan so you can post shit like this? And how often do Sissys actually get fucked? Like dude, 7 out of 10 guys would get the fuck out as soon as they saw that dick, get the fuck out of here ya fucking small dicked queer. There are NO EGGS for fertilization in the lower intestine. Cunt Nugget.
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>>693027509 for sure. i might get a little touchy before though, i'm sure you won't mind.
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>>693027879
>Being this retarded
Kek, i've already gotten one pregnant, newfag.
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>>693027452
But fear not. I still believe in you. Now go out there, and go pretend you can get pregnant you Booze Baby.
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Lmao I love how you guys always post that photoshopped version. The original version he has a bunch of nasty ass zits and shit all over him but nah gotta photoshop it to push that agenda right? Lmao freaks
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>>693028088
Just stop.

I honestly don't know what you think you mean by that
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>>693016284
Aside for the mental illness off course
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>>693028241
Kek. Nothing like a hair man-ass to put you off women, amiright?
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>>693028088
Oh, hold on, let me get my phone so I can call your bullshit. Being this retarded? Wow, real original. Get the fuck out of 4chan, and by the way, nice dubs. But what a shame to waste them on an outrageous and outstanding gay fag like yourself.
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>>693028365
Exactly it's funny as fuck they have to lie
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>>693027452
Sauce?
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>>693028366
Oh shit it's Guardian Cat! He's hear to protect your Immunity Cat from harm! But once he fights off one broom or anything else, he will die in the fight, and your Immunity Cat will be vulnerable.
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>>693028366
Did that fucking cat put it's paws out and wall run that shit? Niggers btfo
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>>693027883

I will not mind :)
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>>693028294
Fucking retard, get good.
>>693028201
I can't get pregnant i impregnate boipussies.
>>693028385
Lmao stay mad.
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>>693028617
No, seriously, what do you actually fucking mean?
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>>693028617
Stay Incredibly Gay. I've got a Hobosexuality, maybe some night come over and bend you over a table of Crack and fuck you in the ass so hard your mother will hear your crys of pleasure and anguish.
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>>693028769
This is great. Moar?
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Here's muh butt
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>>693014063
Welcome summerfag.
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>>693028935
I don't want to be fucked though, nice try though madfag.
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>>693028615
You'd fall asleep in my arms with a warm sticky load in your ass.
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>>693028997
Post butthole.
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>>693028997
Is that supposed to be something good?
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>>693028782
Well since you're retarded there was this guy on /b/ who made a story about how he got a trap pregnant, i must find the story.
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>>693020561
show face please qt 3.14
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>>693029162
Not really. Don't give a fuck if you like it or not
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>>693029045
Heh heh heh, you never know until you've tried.
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>>693014446
why can't you return?
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>>693014063
There's a video of a girl masturbating with a fake dick, one of those you can jam into your vagina, and she rubs and jerks that thing until she cums.

I think it's called a feeldoe, or a strapless dildo.
I have been searching for this for fucking ages, anyone know the video?
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>>693029325
It is just that the stripy leggings are horrible. Post without them on?
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>>693025244
what you wouldn't sell you asspussy for 30 dollars?
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>>693014063
>>No emotions

Really? You think anyone that is a sissy or trans isn't going through some deep degree of emotional trauma?
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>>693029296
>retarded because I didn't see a made up story about something that didn't happen because it is impossible

Seriously, just stop, you're just embarrassing yourself
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>>693029454
http://carasutra.co.uk/2015/11/strap-on-sex-tips-how-a-woman-gets-pleasure-from-pegging/

Here's a picture of the device. Please for the love of god.
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>>693029388
Post butthole.
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Beep beep
Here I am ;)
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>>693014063
Also girls have 3 holes. Sissies only have 2.

/thread
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>>693029613
Bump
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>>693029304
:)
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>>693014656
OMG MOAR PLEASE
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>>693029388
You are very well groomed for a sissy. Good job, you're making daddy proud.
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>>693029672
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>>693029635
The feeldoe is black, and she is a brunette.
She is masturbating in her bed. The video is about 4-10 minutes long

Please for the love of god help
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>>693027452
Wait, what? Is this guy for real?
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>>693029388
>>693029836

That is literally a woman.
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>>693029924
I KNOW I'VE BEEN FIGHTING HIM FOR THE PAST NINE MINUTES
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>>693029770
you're so cute )) please post a full body photo
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>>693029955
>implying
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>>693027452
I actually misread that as "can't" so I said Oh okay. Read it again and oh boy. Autist strikes again.
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>>693016085
Wait! Woman can have AIDS too?
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>>693016284
faggot kys
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>>693030061

sorry for not showing my face , I do this in secret
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>>693029064
...holy fucking shit dude...
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>>693028891
please stop
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>>693030547
For someone who wants to start, how would you recommend shaving/clearing all body hair and starting to exercise?
You're really cute, and that smirk was amazing, I wish I could be as cute as you.

>Spoiler on b
Or hang with a cross dresser, that'd be cool to experience.
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>>693030547
post butt?
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>>693030995
Google "sugaring hair removal" or "Persian waxing".
Cheaper than regular waxing and lasts much longer than shaving.
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>>693014063
It gets boring if you get everything for free, even if it seems to be good at first
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>>693016229
broom handle in pooper
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Any other sissies tried Pygeum supplements?
I went into them hardcore a few months ago but had to stop. My load doubled in size and I was leaking precum constantly but it made prostate orgasms much harder.
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I don't get why you guys call sissies "gurl" as if that somehow makes it not gay. As a gay man, I think you all should just embrace your gayness and say you like feminine men.
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>>693030995
I also need to exercise 'm not skinny , I am also new to advise you not know that sorry
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>>693028088
mental dysfunction at maximum
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>>693014063
I tried both
girls love sex too and dicks
gays complain even more, its pretty hard to make them shut up
a boys bj is better, thats true
fags are insanely emotional, thats so fucking annoying
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>>693031270
>=/
perverted
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>>693028088
damn what's your name? 10/10 waifu material would wife
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>>693032210
>That butt
Do you have steam?
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>>693031504
what does it do and why does it make prostate orgasms more difficult?
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>>693030547
how do you do it in secret?
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>>693032210
do you have psn?
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>>693032210
Do you have Xbox live?
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>>693033710

What is it psn?

>>693033538

I am ashamed
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>>693034048


what? I do not understand o.o
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Am trans. Will prove you wrong.

We have emotions as dumb as cis-women's.
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>>693033288
It works on your prostate so you create precum by the fucking gallon and increases the size of your load.
It's meant for older guys with prostate trouble but if you take it when you're young you just get buckets of cum with no side efects. Well, no side effects other than making anal orgasms harder.
I was on high doses of pygeum for cum production and lecithin for increased orgasms.
The lecithin made my orgasms MUCH stronger but it doesn't work forever and you have to do 2 month cycles.
The pygeu had me producing precum pretty much constantly after 2 weeks. It would leak slowly all the time unles I got aroused, then it pretty much flowed out in a slow stream. I got to the point where I could sit there edging with my plug in and lube up a dildo with it.
I've been working from home since January so I've been able to ramp up my deviancy. lol
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>>693014063
Next challenge please?
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>>693034189
>Didn't even reply to the one asking for steam
but why though
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>>693029770
fuckin manface
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>>693034481
I not really understand the question :/ , but I have '' steam ''
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>>693034731
Do you have a program called steam on your computer? It is something that you can play games through.
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>>693034189
A playstation network account
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>>693034189
what country are you from?
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>>693014063
I have a question op
Why are you such a faggot
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>>693034964
ahhhhhhhh steam.
I do not have :) , because the question ?
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>>693035185
Albania
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>>693035160

I'm sorry I have not

>>693035185

soy de argentina :)
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>>693035407
puta
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>>693014063
Fucked a trap once; some cute little Jinx Cosplayer I met at a con (pic largely unrelated). Good fuck and we had a lot of fun, but a drama queen and he got all annoyed at me for sleeping with a (real) girl the next day.
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>>693035487
Unless of course I forget to even attach the pic.
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>>693035464

mmmhhhh :/ T.T
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>>693035487
>>693035556

you faggot
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can I get sauce?
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>>693035701
>Admits to having sex with a man
>YOU FAGGOT!

>Admits to eating a Cesar Salad
>YOU OMNIVORE!
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If you really need to scratch that trap itch you should just get an escort.
I've been with 3 escorts and had a blast every time. You see them at their best and get to try out all your fantasies with no call-backs.
The one trap I took home from a club was a fun time. Cute little goth/emo. Took and ecstasy each and had a great time. Wouldn't stop texting me the next day and wanted to hang out all week. Ended up blocking her number and avoiding that club.
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>>693035487
Well congrats faggot, you're probably the only guy in the thread whose actually fucked a trap.

I've actually thought about this whenever I'm at a convention, there's always a few cute teen guys displaying female characters. I imagine nerd cons would be a good place to look for traps. They're really the only place I can think of where I've consistently seen traps.
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>>693029877
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>>693036132
>Find a qt trap that actually likes you
>block her and try to avoid her
Why though?
Post pics.
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>>693035076
THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
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>>693022346

... sauce?
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>>693014063
you are still fucking a man in the ass and getting rammed in the asshole, you are just in denial /thread
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>>693036343
Why? Because this:
>>693035487
>>693036132
Traps tend to be whiny needy little cunts who fall in love with anyone who puts their dick in hem. Never had one myself but my younger brother dated (by dated I mostly mean went clubbing with and fucked) this thin girly cross dresser/trap and ended up breaking up with him because the little fucker was texting him at least twice a fucking hour and wanted to be together ALL. THE. TIME.
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>>693036343
If I could've kept her as a side piece I would've done. This one thought she'd found a husband because we sucked eachother's dicks while rolling.
Had a fun night, drove her home, then the text messages started. Fucking dozens of them. Bitch had major issues.

PPic related was the first escort I banged.
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>>693035487
>>693035556
>A cute little trap dressed as Jinx
This is something I hadn't realized I wanted but now love.
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>>693014063
One has a cock, one has a pussy. Sorry, nothing beats pussy for me, but I'm glad you're happy.
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>>693036926
>implying women aren't exactly the same
I don't get it atleast he wanted your cock.
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>>693036926
>Traps tend to be whiny needy little cunts who fall in love with anyone who puts their dick in hem. Never had one myself but my younger brother dated (by dated I mostly mean went clubbing with and fucked) this thin girly cross dresser/trap and ended up breaking up with him because the little fucker was texting him at least twice a fucking hour and wanted to be together ALL. THE. TIME.
Nail on the fucking head.
I'm not sure if she was actually trans but (s)he pulled off the goth slut look better than most girls.
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1st one has a penis, that is no girl
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>>693037202
Yeah I guess that's true but the way I see it if I have to deal with the same emotional drama and shit I may as well choose a woman because I can actually take a woman out on dates and shit. I can show a woman off to my friends. I've never seen a trap older than 18 or so that really looked girly and effeminate, and considering I'm 24 now I cant be running around with teens or my friends will think something up. As things are now I'll fuck a trap but I won't date one.
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>>693014063
You've proven you are an under age faggot summering it up on the 4cans. Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!
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>>693025532
He speaks the truth. I've got a trap kink, and you make me flaccid.
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>>693037075
Shit he's hot, got any more?
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Actual women are less fucked in the head, and you can introduce them to your parents. Fucking morons. I like butt stuff as much as the next guy, but passable traps are few and far in between. Almost none of you will fuck one, and the ones that say they did are full of shit. Go out of your comfort zone and learn to engage an actual fucking female and learn to accept each genders are different.
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>>693038468
true tru tru
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>>693038396
Xtina Pink. She still does escorting but her prices have gone way up recently.
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>>693025273
Name?
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I would do both
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>>693015398
sauce needed
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>>693016531
I went fishing today but the game warden was out, and I dont have a license. so I went fishing that way, and caught like 20 crabs
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>>693038763
how much for everything? and which city and state?
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>>693030547
You got kik?
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>>693028617
real trap?
any comprovation?
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I want to be a sissy slut that gets tied up and fucked by big cocks but im too shy. Love posts like this though
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>>693038468
I think it's also telling that the guys who actually have fucked a trap warn you about the shit just as much as they talk up the sex.
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>>693029877
oh, off topic here, but talk about your shaving process anon, ty
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>>693039343
UK. £400 for 2 hours at her place. She only does out calls now according to her site and it's nearly double what I paid for an hour.
Pic related.
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fucking newfag if i saw a dick id fuckin bold you dumbass OP
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>>693039392
I do not have :)
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>>693040474
Got anything else? If not, get a kik.
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>>693039937
damn that's ridicules not worth it but whatever i guess. your allowed to do what every you want to him right?
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>>693039937
Sweet jesus. Traps with fucking huge dicks get me so hard.
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>>693040686
I am not interested :( sorry
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>>693040948
Un jom i interesum loqk
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>>693019737
I wouldn't care if people think you "pass" I think your beautiful
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>>693035957
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>>693040766
Pretty much. No barebacking but that's it.
No condoms for oral and she was into me smacking her ass while fucking her. Bretty gud.
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>>693019737
Totally not passable.
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>tfw estrogen made me a huge cock hungry slut
I need a good dicking, pls
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I got a straight guy to marry me
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>>693042456
nude plz
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>>693042263
post pics and state
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>>693042697
Ugly and canadian (a bit redundant)
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>>693042766
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>tfw no cute boypussies in my area for fwb fun
:^"(
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>>693042766
shelly
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>>693029955
oh hey someone posted me
nope i'm a trap :)
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addicted sissy princess here, trying so hard to quit for good. Never got trained properly though :( How much am I missing out?
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>>693042790
I might thing your cute and which part of canada?
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>>693042766
bazoopa
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>>693043182
omfg pls post moar
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>>693029388
It means right away. Clearly he would be spending a good six months worth of allowance to pay for that one time. Now if you have a steady job like a normal adult, you can return as often as you can afford. That's just how escorts work.
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>>693040948
Bone kik
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>>693043182
Your everywhere aren't you?
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>>693043367
i'll take some new pics tomorrow, i'm having a lazy holiday :]
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>>693030793
offended?
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>>693043289
Quebec
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post webms or kik
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>>693043472
you're a bad influence, anon ;)
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>>693043603
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>>693043601
ew. tabarnak
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