Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-O6qDRnm0E
>>693011884
>smug crew
I am not welcome
>>693010842 (tsun)
>2016
>not being an infidel
Oh.. okay then
I forgot to make thread.
>>693011884
OK.
Dio-sama...
Best type moon claimed.
>>693012074
By the way I'm the one who added you on steam yesterday.
>>693010610
I didn't exactly think my battery would die like that. How careless of me.
>Yui
>>693012250
Gorgeous
>>693011633
Ok, so he won't be missed. And deserves it
>>693011643
Do you know what whitewater means?
>>693012362
Smug
*insert clever way of claiming Blair*
>>693011128
Getting my ZX11!
>>693011643
I'll find some more blush for you sometime.
>>693011978
>>693012101
Tsk tsk, that's terrible Amatsu.
>>693012247
I asked Kyouko and luckily he knew it was you, I should have told you I that after accepting.
>>693012311
You can never be too careful and this wasn't the first time your battery / charger gave signs of being close to it's death.
>>693012637
All great iphone wall papers
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>693011215
A honest mistake.
So, now what? I don't know draughts
Momo.
Always. :3
>>693012530
How are you?
>>693012573
Probably your signature claim by now
>>693012609
>
Really nigga?
>>693012573
Heyo Blair, how you doing?
QOTT: Why are you all such weeb losers?
>>693012752
I replaced the battery and charger a few months back.
>Yui
>>693012841
They're all very pretty
>>693013043
>>693012909
Where do you live? Germany?
>>693013043
Because fuck being a productive member of society
>>693013059
How are you?
>>693012609
Can you blame me?
>>693012377
I already have 2 characters in the works. Victor Velasquez, El Huracan de los Punos. Working on my spanish accent. A showboating, grappling, striking monk. And Barchus Starcaller, an elven wizard. Specialises in evocation, but avoids fire spells because they're too messy.
>>693013043
Because they want to give 2d girls the D and have them fawn over them
>>693012074
>>693012752
I'm back for more homu posting. Starting hwere I left off.
>>693013250
I'm good, what about you Fran?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>693013250
Latvia
>>693013059
A rare kyouko headpat
>>693013043
Born in shit circumstances and being shit in general.
>>693013011
It's a lovely day. I bought terraria and i am wasting my day away playing that.
How about you?
>>693013276
Any plans for American birthday?
>>693013297
extreme perspective waifura
claimed
Christmas claim because it's the 4the of juli
>>693012362
>Do you know what whitewater means?
No
>>693013522
>>693013395
Already have it, but thank you.
>>693013533
whitewater is when the turbulance of rivers turn the water white with froth.
>>693012752
Kyouko knows everyone, how do you think I found your steam. Found this impossibly cute art of Zuihou.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kenoka
>>693013755
pillow talk
>>693013594
Meh, I guess from now on lewds are going to get more and more common.
>>693013432
Keep my giant scardycat bear dogs from running away.
I just realized I don't think I've been here all day, I'm sorry about that.
>>693013265
Right, the luchadore monk!
Well, he is right. Burning people don't go straight down, they run around for a bit
>>693013276
Moo
>>693013325
I'm good. I went kayaking today
>>693013366
So you are a Slav?
>>693013533
You are really shit at quoting
What about rapids?
>>693013755
Bingo, the lewd poster gets it
>>693013011
I prefer to try to be a bit more original than just saying, "Blair Claimed", but I couldn't think of anything so I used that to my advantage.
>>693013035
I'm doing pretty good, been playing a ship - tons of video games.
Overall, nothing productive.
>>693013276
MGE
>>693013432
At cousin's house for meeting and plans
>>693013533
You're right I don't
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>693013927
No.
>>693013181
it was just a prank :(
Real QOTT: What is your favorite holiday?
>>693014044
death
>>693013893
I'm not skipping any work safe ones, I went through the artist and took all the pictures that had to do with homura being a wife. worksafe or not.
>>693013814
That artist's Zuihou is adorable.
>>693014044
None. Thanksgiving if I absolutely have to.
>>693013814
Reminds me of all the chibis I have drawn by this guy, pretty gud.
So Kyouko became the middleman of /waifu/?
>>693014152
I wonder if I missed this one, I don't really remember posting it.
>>693013926
No apologies. I take days off every now and then.
I'd say don't feel obligated but...
>>693014009
What are you doing here then?
Go turn up.
>>693014152
>>693013011
5 days for my bike? Yes. Really.
>>693013261
Well, considering you got it on a discount...
>>693014333
Oops. I got trips,
>>693014215
here homu, have your waifu back.
>>693014240
You did post it.
>>693014333
I love these kinds of pajamas the most.
>>693013927
Moooo.
>>693014009
Yes.
>>693014313
Still I said I'd stay and I mean it.
>>693014044
Valentines, nothing like seeing everyone be happy /s
>>693014478
hugs
>>693014384
...fuck
>>693013988
Kek it now suits you
>>693014044
Nigga. Halloween, 4 of July and Christmas
>>693014313
I can't dance lol
>>693014384
Wew lad with you, i can assume it was worth it
>>693014517
How goes it?
>>693014153
I know right.
>>693014215
Also reminds me of this guy or those Kaga/Akahi chinis.
Yes basically.
>>693013927
Plus, the adventurers guild is called Firestarters. I want him to not like to use fire to show that not all wizards wear capes, I mean like fire. Also fire leaves very little to examine afterwards.
>>693014044
Veterans day.
>>693014478
thats basically my favorite artist.
The creepy grin is just homura's hair
>>693014561
>Yui
Gotta get into the habit.
>>693014438
That's nice of you but don't worry, I wouldn't drop her for something as simple as numbers.
>>693014482
They are really comfy.
>>693014027
But it's eastern Europe
>>693014044
Halloween, I love spooky shit
>>693014517
Happy America day!
Time to go!
>>693014737
Homuhomu homu homuing her husbandos neck.
>>693014517
Gunna grill up some steaks tonight?
>>693014647
That's ok. Just do it with purpose
>>693014795
Trips say they steal claimed waifus so I had to.
More pajamura
>>693014860
>Homura
>Husbando
Pick one and only one.
toast chan
>>693015067
>homura is a lesbian
and yet she's waifued by guys all the same.
>>693014634
RIP.
>>693014647
You've seen the bike, you tell me.
>>693015253
Homu kick.
>>693015309
If you look carefully, you'll see a baka in this image of homu.
>>693015257
You destroyed me there, pal
>>693014647
Yeah, it's simple and sweet, I like it.
A part of me wishes I was more creative, but I'm way too lazy to do that.
I swear I'm too relaxed for my own good, I've been told by multiple people that I'm the most non-chalant person they know, and to a point, that's true.
>>693015253
Isn't striving for the unobtainable what waifuism is all about?
>>693014647
Good enough, how are you?
>>693014797
Bye.
>>693014954
Nah my dad does the grilling and he's not home.
>>693015422
When hell is full, homu will walk the earth.
>>693014120
might cut yourself on that edge there anon :v)
>>693014647
you can't have 3 though that's cheating
>>693015058
That's how it's supposed to work here I guess, I don't really see the logic behind it, nothing would make me drop her, specially not random integers.
>>693015309
Noice.
>>693015422
>carefully
Right.
>>693015068
bread
Saber claimed fixed edition
>>693015472
Thanks again Shiki
>>693014954
Impossible
>>693015257
Fair enough
>>693015436
Kek how's that a bad thing?
>>693015483
Sick but I'll hold
>>693015552
Holidays and waifus are different
>>693015472
I agree in some sense, Certainly at least to the point of honestly admitting you would fuck your waifu, or letting your waifu go free. Humans are sexual creatures. Even homu homu needs to homu homu something if it's not madoka.
Homura needs to take waking lessons from madochi
>>693015814
Much better to look at.
>>693015624
I dont think you are intended to drop her. just intended to not be able to claim her in this thread after someone gets trips and steals. It's like book trading. someone steals your book you have to pick a new thread from the pile or something
Homu wearing too big pajamas.
>>693015862
Pyjamas hour?
>>693016110
homu shoulder hold.
>>693016217
Homu complaining that husbando is a slugabed
>>693016331
Autumn homu sweeping.
dont reply to this
its a trap
>>693016387
(You)
Taste testing
>>693015848
Well imagine that you need to move out of your parent's house, and you don't know what you wanna be, you don't know how to sustain yourself, how to pay taxes, basically all the important shit school doesn't teach you, and you're too lazy to ask, and to top it off, your parents are working so often you usually only get about an hour or two to talk to them, so they don't have the time to tell you even if you cared.
... it's not as bad as it sounds, but still pretty scary.
>>693016470
>>693016489
I am the pumpkin
>>693016470
you fucker
you will now die in 2 days
is a curse
>>693016521
yes pls
>>693016575
no
>>693015848
yes but can you have more than one favorite season?
>>693016535
I was wrong, theres another waifura that mentions madoka that I'd personally want to see translated.
>>693016729
Homura in a sundress hat. I am jealous since my head is too big to wear them.
>>693015848
Hope you get to feeling better.
>>693016845
halloween party? but it's the fourth of july.
>Maybe he'll finish it someday
>>693016937
More pajamas
>>693017014
>>693015428
It's okay Amatsu, at least your not posting lewds like Karen.
>>693015848
There ya go!
>>693016985
That reminds me of someone I know who was drawing a Homura pic... Hey Ruri.
>>693017014
Waifura getting bad news that husbando is going to have to stay late. she'll wait she says.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo
Banning guns is more anti-american than terrorists using them.
>>693017343
Homura coughing while cooking bbq.
>>693017490
did you draw all these yourself?
>>693017458
I must agree good sir
>yuuko
>>693016507
That's scary
>>693016724
Damn it's hard to pick
>>693016896
Waking up in middle of sleep sucks
>>693017235
What color?
>>693013927
Yes, I am
I'm playing games and jumping in quickly between games
>>693014009
That's sad Smug
>>693017490
Homura isn't feeling it on valentines day, even with the 'gift'
>>693017235
I mean, you post plenty of 1.8 lewds
>>693017686
Indeed.
>>693017596
Don't get me wrong, I am a sad suck as I'm posting these to please other homu waifu fags. But Even I'm above drawing a self insert fantasy life with homura as a stay at home wife. especially one where I'm not a grill. I keep that kind of thing in my head.
I'm just a lite cuck that likes to please others, and I figured people would like homura images that fulfill their fantasies of having her as a waifu. the actual artist, I can't say anything about other than they draw captivating eyes on homu sometimes.
>>693018129
I forgot to add an image with my explication.
I have no idea whats going on in this image
>>693017315
>who was drawing a Homura pic
Did he ever finished it?
And hey Homu, glad to see you.
THE CRINGE
>>693018108
1.8 implies sone form of sexual contact.
Ecchi is 1.5, a bared breast or two with nothing sexual, so still tasteful, is a 1.7. But thats my scale.
>example of 1.4
>>693018307
explanation rather
Homu headpats
>>693018342
This is cringe. /waifu/ is not.
https://youtu.be/WRQ6thP8D0w
Sup Shitlords
>>693018420
Homura and her husbando run across some divination person looking for curses. she ends up revealing that homura is the devil. husbando is nervifraid.
>>693018649
Heyo Juri, what you up to?
>>693018695
Refer to >>693018535
>>693018649
Legs
>>693018678
Oui chef. 5 minutes up on the pass.
>>693018342
>>693018620
No, waifu is totally cringe.
>>693018535
thats a blue board and not an explicit waifu thread.
The pillow says yes
>>693018411
I consider nudes to be a 2 lewd
We have different different ways to scale lewd
If there's sexual contact but you see nothing like a nip or the vagina, how lewd would it be?
>>693018868
Well, my game store isn't open. Which is weird, since they had the thing I was going to listed on the calendar.
Guess I'll tryout the new deck I made next week
>>693017734
At least I'm being honest
>>693018108
This
>>693018123
No scaring the smug!
>>693018678
Sup faggot
>maki get :^)
>>693018322
Not, but he didn't give up on it either, I hope. He grabs it like once in two months when I annoy him enough and even though he is progressing slowly what he did is looking great.
The same can be said for you, how was your day?
>>693018695
kek
>>693019018
>>693018781
Greetings. I've been cooking and cleaning all day in preparation for today's festivities. As such, I've had no time to practice.
>Just one more fucking MONTH
How've you been?
>>693018798
Skinnier legs.
>I like the similar mannerisms Rory has to Juri
>>693019240
>>693019014
#smuglife
Anyways, enough about my lazy life,
How are you?
>>693019335
>>693019413
coatching
>>693019476
>>693019561
>>693019329
Oh, I haven't been up to too much, but I've been keeping up on daily running, so I guess that's the highlight of my life right now.
ITT
The most lonely mfs on 4chan, and probably the deep web
>>693019640
>>693019694
Cute aftercare cheek rubbing.
>>693019790
Aren't you going to swim?
>>693019871
These are some complicated hair thoughts.
>>693019932
waifura did not start as a great cook. I guess an adorkable shut in doesn't have much practical use for cooking when you grew up eating instant ramen and hospital food.
>>693020078
These pearl scrunchies are adorable. I wish I had hair as long and thick as homura to braid like that.
>>693019647
It's good to hear you've stuck with it. Self improvement and exercise can do wonders, I myself try to work cardio 4 days a week to keep my figure.
This thread is full of faggets.
>>693020220
banter
>>693019018
Well, sounds like he's doing a great job so far.
If it's not a problem, in case you ever get the finished product, would you mind letting me know?
I bet it'll look amazing.
Day has been normal, mainly just studying math lately. I hate it, but it's what I have to do.
>What about yours?
>>693020253
Homura is a giant faggot at heart, and so are we.
this picture strikes me as not very good but I saved anyway because sunhats and miracles are real.
>>693019380
Sick since the past few days and bored now. Yourself?
>>693020547
>>693020671
it looks like a photo
