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These people chose you has their leader. You must start a long lasting civilization. You're the one with a penis on his head.
There are some dildos that can be used as weapon/tools lying around. There's also a cave and a forest around
You can roll for an event to happen or for a command to your people.
12 23 34 45 56 67 78 89 90 dubs and higher the rolls that will develop this story
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People die from heatstroke
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Myself and the second biggest guy arm ourselves with the dildos and and go hunting for food, then sodomize each other mercilessly. Order the others to gather wood and search the cave
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>>693008649
Our people are attacked by the enemy village
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Sand nigger come following a herd of goats and they look at the people aggressively
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A t-rex attack with a machine gun without ammo.
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>>693008649
penis head kills himself
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>>693009254
rolling for this
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Bumping and/or wasting dubs
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I ask everyone to gather and rub my royal member as we pray to the penor gods in the sky for assistence.
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>>693011252
Reroll
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Anime grill appears
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>>693011252
Rolling again
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>>693008649
Build a wall!
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>>693011522
Dubs!
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bump
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>>693011252
>>693011522
Your people gather around you to touch your majestic penis as they pray to the gods for assistance. One of them doesn't want to do the task. A nigger looks at you and your people near the forest
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I point toward the strange one in the forest, I don't give any commands, I just point him out.
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Order the people to grab a dildo and tell everyone to attack and restrain the nigger
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>>693011599
The gods answered you prayers and gave you all the resources needed to build a wall. The wall will be finished next post. The nigger keeps looking and the one who did't do the task you asked holds some resentment
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>>693012890
Perfect
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>>693012913
Roll for this
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Summon anime girl to fuck
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>>693012890
Op deliver
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Sacrifice the one that didn't pray
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>>693012890
The wall is finished and you then point to the negro in the forest your people start running towards him. Two of them grab the dildos and want to kill the nigger. One of them want to give him a bj and the other one wants to capture him and bring him to you. The one that did't pray grows a beard and wants to be know as judas
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bump
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Have the men with dildos the dildo men. Tell the dildo !en to bring the nigger to me. Put Judas on the other side of the wall
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You make a moonman mask and give it to one of your followers.
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>>693014755
The black man has been brought to you. Judas is humping the wall from the other side. The dildo men hold the misterious man
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>>693014755
>>693015022
Dubs gods have spokem
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>>693015202
Throw the nigger and the follower giving him a bj out.
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>>693015202
Command the dildo men to slap the strange one with their dildos to test whether he is worthy.
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Reproduce
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bump
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>>693015705
>693015705
Reroll
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Give the moon man mask to the follower giving the bj then tell him to continue.
Tell others to touch the head penis to pray to the gods for the nogger's sperm to all become more followers
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>>693015810
Rollerino
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>>693015705
Last try reroll
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>>693015967
Yeah
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Resign as top penor and give the penor to the black man
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>>693016037
Rolling for this, but only if he is found more worthy than I.
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>>693015202
Sacrifice the weakest cuck to the sun god
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>>693015022
all self explanatory. You hear Judas talking with somebody but can't understand what they're talking about
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>>693015967
This winned if you missed it.
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>>693015810
Reroll
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>>693016589
>>693015967
Two winners
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>>693015967
Judas leaves. Your men start the slapping... but the african man seems to endure it well. he's maybe even a little bit aroused
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Bump
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Name the nigger Edups
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Produce offspring. Sacrifice offspring. Get on the floor. Do the dinosaur.
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>>693016589
You skipped one OP

Might I suggest checking thread while you are drawing?
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>>693018043
Rolling
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>>693016589
Done. The gods will answer next post
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>>693018043
Roll
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>>693018043
Roll
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>>693017693
Reroll
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>>693018043
Rollerino
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>>693018043
Reroll
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>>693018043
Last reroll
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>>693018666
NICE TRIPS
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>>693018666
SATANIC TRIPS RESSURECT KTHULU
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>>693016589
>>693018300
>>693018666
THe gods have blessed you with more people. You command to of your people to reproduce. Edups is now the name of the nigger
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3 Neck beards in fedoras wielding katanas come out of the cave after watching animu for 5 years and ask to join your tribe and protect you, only if you let them summon hatsu De miku
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Edups makes a farm while the others are gathering wood to make houses
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Tell one follower to climb on the wall and harvest the sun for its sun material
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>>693019559
reroll
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>>693019559
roll
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>>693019559
ROLLinnn
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>>693019559
gogogog
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>>693019590
This tho
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>>693019559
r0ll
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>>693019306

Kill all your people but one [not the cocksucking cunt] and hide the bodies in the cave
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>>693019921

Reroll
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>>693019921

I really want this to happen reroll again
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>>693019559
Rollerino
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>>693020103
I fucking don't
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We (singular) use our dildo to wipe out all the other men. The females are left forced to breed with only We, for without reproduction the society cannot advance.
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>>693020219

Too bad cause I'm rerolling for >>693019921
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>>693019559
roolling for this, pretty good idea.
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>>693019559
ROLOLOLOL
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>>693019559
ROLL FOR FARM
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>>693019559
ROLLLLLLLLL
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>>693020567
WINRAR
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Op deliver
>>693020567
>>693019590
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The offspring of the mating ones is sacrificed while the others walk the dinosaur. You send one of your men to gather sun material. He is clearly in paing and will have major burns. Moonman died drowned in edups semen
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You shoot up a nearby gay night club
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>>693020909

DELIVER OP

>>693019559
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Moonman decomposed. Edups made a farm... but what will he plant? yhe other ones are recollecting wood. THe one recollecting sun material is almost dead
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Plant nigger seeds
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A chink shows up.
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>>693021562
Edups prays to the sungod for watermelon seeds, the ones that are looking for wood came back and are cutting it in blocks to build later. The one collecting the sun material goes into the cave to rest.
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>>693021873
ROLLL
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>>693021873
GOGOGOGOGO
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>>693021873
Rolls
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>>693021873
this is great, ROLL
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>>693021873
Rolling
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>>693021873
Quads
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>>693021873
Roll
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>>693021873
Give us watermelon seeds God damnit
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An intruder named killer keemstar shows up intending to harm our poor nigger edubs
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>>693021873
ROLLING FOR MELON SEEDS
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People kill themselves.
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>>693021873
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>693021873
we need to build a house
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>>693021873
GOGOGOG ROLL
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>>693021873
Roll again
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My pc turned off... for some reason
you all build houses and live in them. You in the big one. The man recollecting sun material lost an arm but made it alive with lots of sun material edups is still deciding what to plant
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>>693021709
Reroll
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>>693022599
Winrar
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Edups plants some dank kush.
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Try to locate a source of fresh water. Everybody dies because you didn't do that sooner and it's been fucking months.
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>>693021709
Rollin
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Become obsessed with nipple rubbing
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>>693022902
Edups plants cotton, and your people look for water.
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Edups prays for watermelon seeds from the sungod. the people in the house make weapons of the left over wood. the guy with the 1 arm collects berries in the wild
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>>693021873
roll
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Give the man an arm from the negro.
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People start mining for materials.
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>>693023235
Roll
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>>693023344
Winrar!
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>>693023341
Did I say Nergo, I meant Edups.
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Use the sun material to build guns. No reason.
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>>693022599
>>693023090
>>693021723
Edups plants watermelon seeds and kush that he received from the sungod. A chink appears. The one man arm Goes to rest to the cave
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>>693022902
I want us to evolve, I tell everyone that I want to ascend, I pray to the penor Gods for guidence.
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>>693023485
Reroll but for laser guns instead
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>>693023504
Find water and start mining for materials. Bronze age is starting.
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>>693023485
Roll
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>>693023504
Bring the chink in!
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>>693023573
Reroll
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>>693023573
this gonna b gud, rolling
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>>693023631
this
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>>693023584
Reroll
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>>693023638
Reroll!
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>>693023666
Trips!
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>>693023666
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR SATANIC TRIPS

D E M A N D
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>>693023288
Edups now has more watermelon seeds. The one man arm goes to look for berries OUTSIDE of the wall with a weapon that the people in the house made. THe penis god is mad because you're praying to the sungod and will punish your people next post
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>>693023688
Winr4r laser guns go
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>>693023584
Reroll
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Now kys
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>>693023778
Penis god wants sun god to get drunk and set houses to fire
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>>693023778
The men will sacrifice Edups to the Penis god.
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>>693024022
dude ffs we need food to feed the people!
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Take in the chink and use him as a chef to make food.
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>>693024022
NO
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>>693024022
Roll
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>>693023631
This please
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>>693023996
Reroll
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>>693024092
>>693024105
>>693024123
And the men will eat his organs to survive and keep his penis uneaten.
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>>693023631
rolling for this i guess,
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>>693023633
You now have lightsabers and laser guns.
>>693023666
You pray to the penor god for guidence. he will guide you but you need to sacrifice 3 people for him ( next get decides who)
>>693023688
>>693024022
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>>693024291
N-NNNOOOO STOPP
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>>693023631
reroll
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>>693024337
forgot image
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>>693024291
And the men will grow the plants for Edups.
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Sprinkle the sun material over the watermelon seeds to create the ultimate!ate sun watermelons of the universe.
Le the Chinese on and force him to grow rice that he is surely carrying
Tell dildo men to upgrade dildos to vibratots
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Kill Whitey! Genocide!
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Everyone dies
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>>693024404
this
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plant edups penis
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>>693024569
Roll
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It's time we discovered fucking fire
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>>693024416
we sacrifice the chinese guy, black guy and 1 random guy from the village
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>>693024682
reroll
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>>693024569
Rollerino
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>>693024698
Roll
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>>693024723
ROLL
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>>693024337
>>693024416
Bring in the Chink!
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>>693023116
Roll
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>>693024662
Guys, chose this
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>>693024682
this
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>>693024022
>>693023996
Edups has been sacrificed to the penis god instead of sacrificing 3 people. He is pleased will guide you from now on
The sungod was drunk and set two of the houses on fire
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The penor God empregnates all the sexy stick ladies, now you have demigod offspring
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>>693024723
QUICK! ROLL
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Why do you guys hate edups? If he dies everyone dies
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>>693024895
>>693024895
Roll
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>>693023631
this seems okay
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>>693024871
Plant edups penis for more edups.
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>>693024569
Reroll
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>>693024944
You fuck. Also if get revive everyone
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>>693025004
this
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>>693025004
Reroll
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>>693024944
People will learn how to grow for Edups, you got that!
>>693024871
Name the Chinese guy: "Yandere."
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>>693025004
ROLL THIS
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>>693025004
reroll
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The chink is now 20ft (6.1m) tall
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>>693025004
Rollllllll
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>>693025004
^
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>>693025004
More edups
Roll
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>>693025111
Roll
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>>693025004
Reroll
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>>693024723
You sacrifice a chinese guy. Black guy already dead and a ramdom from village.
>>693024823
You bring in the chink
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you discover a stash of loli porn in the cave
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>>693025004
Reroll.
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Suddenly, the meanest men in history appears.
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>>693025410
rr
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>>693025345
Plant edups penis.
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>>693025410
troll roll XD
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>>693025004
Rolling
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>>693025345
>>693024944
Excuse me op
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>>693025004
Roll
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>>693025503
>XD
Don't.
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>>693024944
Everyone except you suddenly vanished
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>>693025433
winrar
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Sprinkle sun mzterial over watermelons to create ultimate sun watermelons
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>>693025671
Kidnap a few women and repopulate.
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>>693025671
Cool now revive them all
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>>693025585
Aw fuck off mate.
>Mercy pops up
>HEROES NEVER DIE
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>>693025706
Roll
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>>693025671
YOU PRAY FOR THE GODS FOR 5 MAN AND 5 WOMAN FROM THE AGE BETWEEN 23-26
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>>693025706
Reroll
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>>693025865
rolling
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Russian babes in the neighbourhood come to the wall thanks to that sweet dating site from the ad.
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>>693025865
GOGOGOG
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>>693025865
Rollllllll
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Bring back the bearded guy and a few of his followers, convert them to the penor God and make them work on the farm and shit.
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>>693025434
winrar
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>>693026031
rolling
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>>693025865
ROLLINGGGG
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massive orgy in the cave
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>>693025433
You now have some loli
>>693025790
You kidnap some women and repopulate
Population of the autism village: 6 you, 3 women and 2 babies
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>>693025865
GOOO
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>>693026392
reroll
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An op that doesn't keep missing winrars appears
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>>693025865
GOGOGOGO
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>>693026266
Winrar
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>>693026440
Leader starts to feel energy inside, he can turn his hair yellow and has supernatural human strength.
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>>693026440
Have the women fetch some water.
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Deal with the sun god to pay for burned houses.

If anyone asks, I'm saving the story ;)
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>>693026883
kek, rolling
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The world is now engulfed it water. By theory of evolution you have evolved into a squid.
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>>693026440
It's time to deflower the loli to please the penor Gods.
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>>693026266
Judas returns with his gf and work the crops.
>>693026277
You planted edup penis
>>693026378
10 people fall form the sky
will they die from the fall?
>>693026645
WIch one have i missed?
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>>693027077
WINRAR WINRAR
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Why did the sun mzterial suddenly vanish?
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>>693027077
You give to the loli the ol' lickaroo to arouse her and penetrate her hard
>>693027333
someone decided to use it to build laser guns and lightsabers wich you still have but i haven't drawn
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>>693027097
An anthropomorphic wolf appears behind the wall.
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>>693027492
OK op
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The crops have grown. now you have watermelons and some weed
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>>693027492
Your people build a bomb.
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Move the big house to save all the people falling from the sky
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>>693027885
Roll
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>>693026934
You've missed that post
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3 bears emerge from cave
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>>693027949
Reroll
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>>693027885
Roll
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>>693027885
roll
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>>693027492
The ol' lickaroo

Fucking kek

Roll for 3 Aryan villagers
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>>693008649
Use twigs, sticks, twine/cord and stones to create tools, weapons and crude armor.

With these tools we will be able to hunt, and protect our land.
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>>693027794
The ten falling people become succubi and give demon children to the civilization
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Keemstar appears
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Your people watch fireworks and eat hotdogs. Since it is the 4th
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>>693010432
Roll
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>>693028592
Rol
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>>693011599
Roll
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>>693028592
Roll
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