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You know the drill. Dubs decides
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>>692957027
You are a faggot
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You already fucked up by allowing the English autocorrect
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>>692957100
Niceeee
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>>692957027
You fucking slut
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>>692957299
Christ, m8
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>>692957350
>>692957299
C'mon do it already fag
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OH FUCK! My younger brother took my phone. I sincerely apologise for that
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>>692957488
Waiting for response on "you fucking slut"
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>>692957600
Agreed
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>>692957508
Rolling
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>>692957508
Re Rolling
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>>692957714
Surprisingly tame response
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I want to fill your ass with nachos and drag you down an alley way by your filthy fucking mullet
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>>692957508
Re re rolling
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>>692957878
Rolling
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>>692957508
Re re re rolling
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>>692957799
winrar
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>>692957878
This
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>>692957799
Checked
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>>692957508
Re re re re rolling
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>>692957878
Reroll
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>>692957508
Re-roll
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>>692957508
Re re re re re rolling
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>>692957027
OP how old are you? She looks 11.
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>>692958070
oh shit lmoa
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>>692958070
Sorry gtg teletubbies on
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i want to fuck your daddy
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>>692957966
Checked
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>>692958212
this
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>>692958070
Oh my god you are literally making her saying things that wasn't exepcted by sending anon messages... Well that's cool
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>>692958212
so close
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>>692958105
I'm 20, she's 18
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I would berry my dick so far up your ass that whoever pulls it out will be crowned King Arthur!
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You would look so beautiful, stretched out, over my lamp
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My nipples are so erect you can mistake them for my cock
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I'm legally obliged to tell you at this point I am not permitted to go within 100m of a school, orphange, or children's hospital...so, just keep that in mind when we decied where to meet up.
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>>692958331
Stop lying, she's not 18
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>>692958370
rerolle
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Why the fuck is she so persistent in talking to me
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>>692958348
roll
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i like turtles
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>>692957508
Re re re re re re rolling
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>>692958410
This will sort you out: >>692958370
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>>692958410
now she's as random as you
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>>692958410
because no one gives her attention
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>>692958370
THIS kek
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>>692957508
Re re re re re re re rolling
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>>692958396
Her profile has a HS grad photo, so she is at least 18 unless she has a super late birthday
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Sry for calling you like that it's just i'm not used at all to talk to girls. If only talking to girls was as easy as the opening move in a chess game..
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Tinderanon is impervious to insults. Today OP might actually get laid.
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you better shake my spear or i will find you and i will kill you
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Vodka and pickles at my place?
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>>692958566
welp
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Send dick pic and request tits
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>>692958348

reroll
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>>692958566
Checkedddd
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>>692958566
WINRARE
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>>692957508
Re re re re re re re re rolling
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>>692958572
roll
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>>692958571
Oh my god in that pic on your cellphone when you are texting her she looks alike a 11yo
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>>692958571
>-god
eugh

in case winrar, say "Common girl I know your lasts boyfriends were ugly but with me you'll be soaking wet before I even touch you"
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>>692958636
reroll
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dubs get
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in the graveyard there is no laif
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>>692957508
Re re re re re re re re re rolling
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Do you ever wonder how many fingers you can fit up your butt?
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tits or gtfo bitch
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I want to fill your ass with cocaine and snort it out so bad
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>>692958566
delivare op you fucken faggette
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>>692957508
Re re re re re re re re re re rolling
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>>692958844
YEAHH FINALLY
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>>692958844
That's so faggy tho. And obvious
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>>692958844
fucking killyourself faggot
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>>692958820
Reroll
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wow, your responses were so chill, I like you already
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>>692958820
Thisssss
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>>692958972
roll
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>>692958911
9/11 confirms
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>>692958348
rereroll
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>>692958964
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>>692958911
Checked
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>>692958964
Re Re Roll
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>>692958844
Followed by:

Except for that one about the 100m thing, that's real.
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>>692959073
rerolle
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>>692958972
Rolling
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do you like furries?
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>>692959073
Re-roll
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>>692959073
rererolle
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>>692959033
WINRAR
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>>692958410

lets see your picture on your tinder profile, maybe thats 1 reason.
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>>692959073
Roll
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>>692959073
Roll
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I was once arrested for sniffing my own poop on a 8year old.
It was pooplicious
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>>692958820
Rerolll
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>>692959169
>69
good enough
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>>692958820
Re Re Roll
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IDK how to talk to girls, wanna fuck.
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is OP dead?
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Christ this is getting weird
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OP is kill
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Can you suck my balls in with your ass?
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>>692959444
OH FUCK
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>>692959444
HAT TRICK
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>>692959380
do you just wanna meet up for a fuck and see where it goes from there? I've got a nice dick I swear
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>>692959380
Dude i got a trip cmon man
This:
>>692958820
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>>692959380
UUGA BUUGA IM A RETARDED LITTLE SHIT!
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>>692959444
OH FUCK
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>>692959444
Trips get
>inb4 this random shit Is actually working on this crazy bitch
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>>692959333
TRIPS CMON CHECKED ASK IT OP
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>>692959444
Winrar
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>>692959550
>>692959479
Famesag
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>>692959380
I'd choose a different person for your safety.
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>>692959594
Checked
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>>692959585
She's an attention whore. If I was OP, I'd cut prepare to cut all ties with her after I fuck her.
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>>692959496
Delivary
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>>692959380
Jesus fuck why would you continue talking to someone who is legally obliged to tell you they cannot come within 100m of children?
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It says I like to explore in your bio
You like anal?
As a great man once said
"Lets explore the brown town with no lights on"- General Prophet "Zimbabwe" Nigger
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>>692959609
Try again next week
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>>692959609
wew lad
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>>692959691
I wrote the wrong post number this is the one
>>692959333
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>>692959594
Delivering
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>>692959754
Reroll
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>>692959789
Send her this and say it's your own: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/Flaccid_micropenis.jpg/1024px-Flaccid_micropenis.jpg
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>>692959789
Oh shit she's getting kinky
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>>692959821
So close for both, reeerollll
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>>692959683
How desperate do you have to be to want to talk to a guy who says he wants to fill your ass with nachos and drag you buy a mullet? Holy shit this chick really is fucking insane
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In middle school i got detentioned cause i fucked my self with pencil during the class and at detention i fked my janitor
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>>692959856
rerolle
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>>692959789
FUCK HER NOW
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>>692959756
>>692959765
samefag using two devices
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>>692959875
Reroll
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>>692959915
Reroll
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>>692959869
>69
Good enough
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This girl is surprisingly tough
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>>692959856
rolling
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>>692959856
This
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this OP >>692959033
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>>692959964
Reroll
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>>692959856
This, followed by "You're turn ;)"
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oh? show it to me then. I want to see that dirt star baby.
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>>692957027
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>>692960009
Reeerolllll
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>>692959912
Different timezones, nigger
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Tell her you want to be the zug under her rug and the yertin in her curtain.
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>>692960017
reroolle
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>>692960017
roll
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>>692959789
Is there nothing we can do?
She's to desperate to be scared off
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>>692960064
Reroll now
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>>692960017
cmon fags
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>>692960031
Roll
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>>692960077
WINRAR NIGGERONI
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>>692960017
roll
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>>692960135
Now
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>>692959889
I'll have you know that offering to fill a girls ass with nachos is considered very romantic in many cultures.
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You have beautiful face, i would like to repalce it with my cum rag
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>>692960017
kek
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>>692960155
WINRAR ON CALLING MY WINRAR
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>>692960176
Why so fucking close come on, rerroll
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>>692960017
You are turn
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>>692960229
Now
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>>692959856
oh yes
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>>692960077
Gotcha holmes
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>>692960159
Oh shit my sides
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>>692960159
You could of at least autocorrected that retards spelling OP
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>>692960272
Reroll
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>>692960017
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>>692960159
kek'd
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>>692960077
Forgot to attach
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>>692960017
asfasasdfa
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>>692960313
Reroll
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Your body is 75% water and I'm a thirsty neckbearded faggot
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This is gonna be gud
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>>692960155
>>692960077
Don't ignore me fuckjungler
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>>692960017
GET
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I give THE best colon massages
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>>692960352
Resskgshdbrgrjdkll
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>>692957878
SAmmee faaaaaaammm
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>>692960304
Thought it was on purpose, and I'm also mostly copy/pasting
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If only talking to girls was as easy as the opening move in chess.
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I'm sorry I'm actually a sweet person, just a little autistic
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nice shoes, let's fuck
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>>692959444
Op dont forget this
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I want your vagina on my pennis also dicke + balls
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ROLLLLLL, send me pics of your butt pls these guys on 4 chan love that shit :) :)
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>692960017
plz guys
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>>692960406
Reroll
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>>692960454
reroll
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Say: Bailing the Jews out in the 1940s was are biggest mistake.
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I only fuck autistic girls
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Invite her on a dinner,you have lots of good boy points to spend
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i want to fiddle with your dads balls
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>>692960516
Re
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>>692960492
REROLL
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Send nudes
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>>692960537
Rerolllllllllll
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Re Roll
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>>692960576
Fucking
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Add on snapchat OP. Let's speed up the process and get some pictures of her butthole
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>>692960454
rerolling
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>>692960615
Hell
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I eat ass ;)
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>>692959444
Gotcha
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>>692960623
YES DO IT!
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Do you know how it feels to get balls deep? Me neither we can switch ;)
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Let me take a machete to your pussforest.
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>>692960017
rollinge
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Sex exists to pass down our hopes and dreams for the future through our children. Fucking is a link to the future. That's how all life works.Fucking each other... that's how we can change the world. I finally realized it. The true meaning of life... So,baby,wanna fuck?
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>>692960537
Reeeeerrrrrrrooooolllllllll
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before you said you have a nice ass, can i see?
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>>692960643
Re
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>>692960666
WINRARR
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Cuck me in the cuck hole mother cucker daddy please
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>>692960646
I have down syndrome
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>>692960646
Omg she got my reference i love her
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>>692960597
Roll
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>>692960688
winrar!
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>>692960646
Fart in my mouth and call me jimmy saivlle
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Ever thought of getting 2 dicks in the ass?
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>>692960713
Re
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>>692960666
Oh fug
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>>692960597
Re rollllll
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>>692960666
>>692960682
WINRAR
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Can I please have your snapchat Anya I wanna get inya?
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>>692959049
Nigger
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>>692960773
Re
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>>692960764
Reroolll
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>>692960017
plx halp
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>>692960646
whats your address. I'm coming to put my schnitzel in you whether you like it or not.
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>>692960800
WINRARCEPTION
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>>692960800
WINNERONI
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>>692960818
Re
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The whole reason I got into dick in the first place was because I was no good with women. I was scared of them. I was scared of life. I thought that I could never understand them because they're so illogical. But I've finally learned how to like one of them: YOU. I'm not afraid anymore.
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>>692960823
Re
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>>692960811
Winrar
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tell me a secret. i'll go first when i was 15 i fucked my sister your turn
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>>692960017
WHY U NO DUBS rioroll
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Do you have any pets?? I get off to jerking it whilst they watch xxx
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>>692960811
No
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>>692960877
checked
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>>692960877
WINRAR
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>>692960878
Rerolling yet again
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i was in thailand I ate dogs everyday kinda funny they are pets over here
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lets cut the bullshit lets cut the lies lets get to know each other then lets 69. i enjoy 45 mins of foreplay other wise don't bother with me.
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