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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Challenge completed. You fags best be grateful.
Shiro u need to let me bake
you know the drill.
>>692944560
I'm jewish
I dont eat pork
Hello.
>>692944450
It's just not good.
~Shiro
>>692944498
beat me this time :o
>>692944560
congrats you successfully spammed 2 threads
>>692944276
>implying those are my bumper stickers
fufufufufu
>>692943826
I'll look it up.
The last horror movie i watched was Martyrs
>>692944560
We'll meet again some day Desu~
>>692944605
When does this goy switch?
Gonna go back to sleep.
Goodnight /waifu/
Except you Supersuckycock spammer. You have a boring night of no (You)s and failed captchas.
>I have a pass
What a fucking faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcvKDrDTcp0
>>692944624
One person said it would last 1 thread. So I made it last two. People said go for it. So I did.
JESUS wants MY semen for breakfast in heaven
JESUS is my waifu.
>>692944657
Sleep well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcSf1UUXoQ
>>692944560
shut the thread down desu
we don't need the same damn anons professing their love for anime characters over and over.
it becomes cancer
>>692944654
Mojo
>>692944628
it was cool for me watching it because ive been everywhere they filmed. was pretty cool seeing that.
>martyrs
it was okay
The usual.
>>692944654
I'm pro at beating the captchas, so no dice there. Why would I bother having a pass anyway?
I already got plenty of attention, but the storm is over. Have a nice night.
claim
>>692944560
Congrats Seisuiseki
>>692944628
Wasn't implying anything
Here anyone using any bumpersticker is considered an idiot
>>692944654
Night Tomo
>>692944721
Are you attempting to imply that isn't just what /a/ and /jp/ does? Are you also attempting to imply that the rest of /b/ is any better? Are you even using Sah-ge?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>692944721
I profess you are a Cunnilingus
>>692944928
No, he's jealous that he doesn't have a waifu and mad he can't join in on the fun without being ostracized as some kind of normalfag.
>>692944721
we are just a bunch of friends who like talking to each other. it kinda goes past waifus after a thread is started up again
>>692944683
doesn't matter all you did was waste your time
>>692944769
>rattle
>>692944654
goodnight
>>692944733
Martyrs was overhyped garbage.
>>692944822
>anyone using any bumpersticker is considered an idiot
I'm not disagreeing with you, I was just posting some of the worst bumper stickers I've seen.
Liberals always seem to flood the back of their poor car with their shitty bumperstickers.
>>692945047
Are you attempting to imply that isn't what this thread is for anyway?
Are you implying that isn't what all of 4chan is for?
Just read first Watamote chapter
Cringed 23 times
>>692944716
I did, woke up late but what else did I expect from going to bed at 4am?
What about you?
>>692945147
>>692945108
NY is really bad with shit bumperstickers. ive seen some really fucking bad ones before:
"not a republican"
um okay, thanks for letting us know
>martyrs was overhyped
probably was, though i wasnt aware of it
>>692945047
>Rattle rattle
>>692945212
Best type moon claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJILhqIJ0S4
>>692945192
Nothing much, eating some sugar chalk (sweet tarts), listening to Eye Cue Rew See, which is the album this song comes from, then heading off to bed. You listen to much Japanese Shoegaze?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0Wcudidqg
>>692945149
What a fag
we posting music now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo&list=LLnvbJC8XBjQH6c4g8L-yIsA&index=5
>>692945149
>Anon cringes at his past, former, self.
>>692945314
>Popcorn filled watermelon
>Sassages in mustard
>oven baked Silkie
Yo that looks pretty fucking good
>>692945511
That's not mustard.
>>692945511
Don't forget the fucking Gatorade turkey in the back.
>>692945457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
>>692945636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KGQND3DUSc
>>692945619
That's not gatorade.
>>692945685
Saw that on /f/. It's reposted weekly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sEBmnd0otQ
>>692945563
Then what is it? Curry sauce?
>>692945619
>Gatorade turkey
That's a Silkie
>>692945685
https://youtu.be/3z0z_Zo9uTg
>>692945697
Okay, what is it then? Vaginal bacteria?
Who Listens to Florence and the Machine?
>>692945823
hey cutie
>>692945857
>>692945837
i guess its meme music time boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sZ_vwqwcE&list=LLnvbJC8XBjQH6c4g8L-yIsA&index=26
>>692945511
>dressing in windex bottle
>>692945262
thats like those shitty videos with the fag "multi-gender" idiots
"NOT A GIRL" x1000
might aswell say
>IM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE GIVE ME ATTENTION
>>692945857
American Cheese. A lot of it.
>>692945868
Powerade. :^)
It's even the exact name of the recipe. Powerade chicken.
I'm a sexually attracted to middle school girls and transsexuals
>>692945147
no
im simply stating that your wasting your time
yes that is what these threads and 4chan are for
but the difference is you are just copy pasting the same shit, doing captcha and adding a pic over and over again
in these threads you can actually talk to people and have fun sure it may be just wasting time but its still fun
>>692945302
>rattle rattle
thanks for posting in my bread bby
I think I'm getting throat cancer from eating this sugar chalk. But I can't stop.
Posting shit to roll on.
>>692945379
I do like shoegaze but I haven't heard it much from nips. They do make it sound lively and have great compositions but most jap rock I've heard was math rock.
I listened to Pasteboard - Glitter, it opened with some killer tracks but the rest of the album didn't live up to the expectations caused by it's start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCLQLg6coU
>>692945941
yeah its fucking gay, attention whores
>look at me i was sheltered my whole life so i need to directly tell everyone im not an ignorant republican
>>692946230
Roll
>>692946230
stop
>>692945941
>dressing in windex bottle
If it's clean I don't see a problem with that
Must be really easy spreading it on your food like that
>>692946022
That's just as good
>>692946465
Enjoy your new ant waifu anon.
>>692946230
im not a fan of monster waifus
>>692946479
But the chunks in it would clog the sprayer so quick.
A vinaigrette would work, but dressing is too thicc
>>692946202
Tru.
just like the whole "U SHOULD FEEL BAD BECUZ UR WHITE AND I SHOULD GET FREE SHIT BECUZ IM NOT WHITE"
>>692946590
Enjoy your new imp.
>>692946230
>look up charybdis expecting some hot loli
>terrifying teethed sea vagina monster
>>692945921
Hey Blake.
Maymay music?
https://youtu.be/BpHSm0KcW7o
>>692946656
jamal wassa good boy, dindu nuffin
and these people surround me in this state. fucking kill me
>>692946702
im good with my kitty waifu, thanks tho
>>692946277
Fuck yeah!
I pick cowtits
I missed these threads.
>Claimed
>>692946776
That fucking offbyone.
>>692946744
hell yeah boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-NaEj2dQ0
>>692946847
rolleryroll
Or maybe her.
>>692946870
We meme now lad. No turning back.
https://youtu.be/JPVIgshtOag
>>692946230
roll
>>692947028
Furfag
Post moar
>>692947092
it wouldnt be fun any other way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
>>692946728
Don't worry anon. You get a tengu instead. Surely that's less deadly, right?
Shino is here on phone
>>692947112
Yes sir.
>>692947188
Doesn't fucking seem like it man! According to some shit, it says they're harbingers of war and are demons!
>>692946131
Heehee.
why we stopping boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw&index=38&list=LLnvbJC8XBjQH6c4g8L-yIsA
>>692947170
https://youtu.be/WRQ6thP8D0w
We hitting the cringe side now lads.
>>692947836
boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
>>692947836
Is this cringe enough?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LKE0-H8offA
>>692947950
>trap
already cringe enough
Superior Neko waifu claimed
>>692948055
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>superior
>>692947836
I dropped everything i was doing just to say fuck you. i don't need to be reminded of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg
>jenny claim
>>692948055
>>692948085
catfight
>>692947901
Lad. One of those was made in the 70s. One was made in the early 2000s.
https://youtu.be/24Eh2-DZTgQ
>>692948085
Mine craves her husband's cum
I am her husband
>>692948183
HOLY DIVER.
SHINY DIAMONDS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
>>692948258
mine comes to me for help so she doesnt cut herself.
i am the emo girl king
Sorry, was looking for an image.
Is this cringe?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2G29lvYkSjY
>>692948146
wow look at this peachy fag here trying to start shit
>>692947426
:^)
>>692948307
That's too edgy
claimed
>>692948259
Brah. The god of metal is Dio though.
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>>692948459
at the end of the day, at least we can both appreciate nekos :3
>>692948391
You know me
>>692948527
i dont listen to metal, but even i know theres no way dio is metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CirmZY_b9Mw
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9v8jLBrvug
Cringe?
>>692948673
Look up Stand Up and Shout by Dio
Goodnight. Here's a non-cringe track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHcO5r3mhgo
Master Of The Moon.
>>692948770
night famalam
>>692948770
Sleep tight.
>H
>>692944498
Shiro, get back to your KFM, you nigger.
>>692948770
>implying that Shiro doesn't automatically makes everything cringe
>>692948734
fair enough. but what the fuck is holy diver then?
>>692948889
Idk i just heard this song on sat radio
>>692948673
Ronnie James Dio was one of the forerunners of modern metal. He played in Black Sabbath, Rainbow and solo.
https://youtu.be/AlXYXUQgz8A
>>692948889
Listen to it without the video. It was good enough and has the chunky riff that makes people love it.
You can see his stripes, but you know he's clean.
>>692948971
im not a metal guy in the slightest, so i have no idea bro
kek, ainsley harriott is my boy tho
There go the sirens that warn of the air raid.
So when you're waiting for the next attack,
Just understand, there's no turning back.
>>692949313
There go the sounds of the guns sending flak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLZceh4Z4Fs
>>692949490
Out for the scramble, we've got to get airborne.
>>692949545
Sup Chen
>>692949545
>FLAC on youtube
Right. So is SILY worth listening to?
we dying or something? where did all the other guys from the old thread go???
Well me, it was nice talking to me.
A credit to dementia.
>>692949601
Got to get up for the coming attack
>>692949673
I'm too lazy to download the album.
Yes, I think you will like it.
>>692949657
Hey Rory.
While alone and left abandoned,
With the sentence you've been handed.
All your angels will ignore you,
As your life flashes before you.
Even still you keep on fighting,
Through the thunder, and the lightning.
And now, Heaven sends its love...
Your sudden death from above!
>>692949692
This is the slowest time of day
Thread will be on the verge of death until tonight when the amerifags come in
>>692949816
Jump in the cockpit, and start up the engines.
>>692949849
i am amerifag, im just up because i dont work on mondays usually, and i stayed up most of the night
>>692949936
Roll out the wheel blocks, theres no time to waste
Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves, and no one will.
>>692949990
Gathering speed as we head down the runway, gotta get airborne before it's too late!
>>692944498
>>692950137
Stole my line.
Just labeled mentally deranged.
Dream the same thing every night,
I see our freedom in my sight...
No locked doors, no windows barred,
No things to make my brain seem scarred...
Sleep my friend, and you will see...
That dream is my reality...
They keep me locked up in this cage,
Can't they see it's why my brain says "Rage"?
>>692950250
what the fuck is going on dude
>>692950250
I'm sorry, I'm tired and wanted to hear the chorus.
I'm going to sleep, good on you for knowing your metal.
Until next time.
It's almost 6 a.m.
>>692950349
I was singing some Iron Maiden with a random.
>>692949849
>implying I'm not american
>>692950452
fair enough. also if you arent american, what country are you from?
>>692949835
How did you sleep? It just didn't feel the same for me not being able to tell you good night.
I'm finishing the 5th Conet Project disc, I'm sad that this set is finishing... and it kind of already did, since the 5th disc is so different from the others.
I already told you how I work, so I downloaded SILY as well after downloading wildflower even tho I didn't listen to it yet. Will listen to when I'm done with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-MKspGe8YA
>>692950565
Im one of the Aussies. I should be sleeping because its 11am and I need to be in at work at 7:30, but eh.
>>692950698
ah. i was gonna say, if you arent from an english speaking country, your english is good. how are you able to post videos and shit with your internet?
>>692950567
Okay, I guess you will like it.
You seemed busy, that's what I didn't say anything.
>>692950698
Chink
>>692951199
Stolen
>>692950809
I am forever on mobile.
>>692951199
No but I work for one. Actually not a bad guy. Chill as fuck. Not a real ocka but hes trying.
>>692951414
fair enough. come to the states, where everyone has at least a 2 mb download speed :^)
>>692951414
Good chefs are always asian
>mfw playing overwatch
>>692951087
Eh, it was nothing important keeping me busy by that time. But there aren't many things that I would prioritize over telling you good night.
Good to know, maybe listening to it will explain all the hype and disappointment that Wildflower brought.
>>692951535
>HAH
>YOU MEAN CORNER CUTTING MSG USERS
You take that back. Ainsley Harriot is as britbing as they come.
But nah, I know 2 guys who are asian and amazing chefs.
>>692951527
Sounds tempting, but I cant uproot everything for one person. We'd need to get a whole /waifu/ street going or some shit.
>>692951756
>>692951813
come to upstate new york where im at, i got another 4channer who has a waifu, but doesnt like talking to people on here. there are several others too
>>692951813
>/waifu/ street
If this happened I wouldn't want it to be on America.
>>692951906
Nice meme.
/waifu/ flat in japan?
ill rent a place somewhere where its easy for all of us to get to, then we can sit in a room and talk about anime and waifus and shit. as one big happy autistic family
>>692953041
So a flat?
>>692953121
sure, whatever you want to call it. in america we dont call them "flats", or if we do ive never heard any american say it, but i know exactly what youre talking about.
>>692952245
Id need about 6 months pay jist to move myself and all my shit. Not to mention my bike, a new place, a job. So much to organise.
>>692952683
Where would you prefer it? Europes going down the shitter, Americas going down the shitter, Australias about to go down the shitter. Only place left really is Japan. And then we have to contend with xenophobia.
>>692953314
i wouldnt mind living in nipon. though they of course dont like outsiders.
and id probably pay most of your shit anyway. and when you get here, you can work in my IT office. doesnt pay much, but its easy
>>692953314
Japan m8
Get dakis and other weeb shit easily
But then some of the anons might try to fuck each other
>>692953556
i wouldnt volunteer to fuck anyone but if one thing leads to another, im not objecting to anything
>>692953314
>and Africa was always down the shitter
I'd say for living conditions Finland, Denmark or Sweden should be good enough. Japan could make sense too for waifuist weebs.
I'm not gonna say that's a good .gif but the action sequence where it comes from looks good.
>>692953556
I don't see how is that a problem, if they want to fuck let them, I certainly wouldn't let anyone screw me.
>>692953715
There might be a big gay orgy
What do we have here
>>692953864
ayyyyy
whats good
>>692953864
a claw
>>692953314
>forgetting rest of Asia
Palenstine, Syria, anyone?
>>692953864
>posts a pic without claw
This is bait. How you doing?
>>692953909
Nothing really
U?
>>692953950
Your god damn right
>>692954055
Its a hologram
Check my singles
>>692954055
>>692954174
tired, hungry, and hot. as usual this time of year
>>692954343
>4343 dubs get
>>692954174
Claw
>>692954446
>Almost quads
>>692954513
>almost dubs
