guys im depressed, ylyl depression edition because i need to laugh
bump
>>692935488
Dont be sad because sad backwards is das and das not good
>>692935678
fuckin automatic flushing toilets
dumping a little
>>692935678
>>692936567
>>692936600
>>692936639
>>692936691
you don't know what depression means don't you
>>692936708
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=anHQWQlAxaw
No one lurking ?
>>692936967
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADT9rCTVPQ
>>692936967
Lurkers present
>>692937114
More feels than funny but whatever
>>692937613
>>692937613
>>692936783
You neither, it's just because you are such melancholic usless fuck you feel "bad ;((((( "
>>692937805
>>692937887
Shit meme
>>692937955
ok
>>692938032
>>692938093
>I am fucking depressed, must be because I'm smart and happy people are just stupid!
>>692938188
What are you doing on this thread ?
>>692938292
Loving the memes, just hate people who think their depression comes from being smart.
>>692938373
Its from a fucking kid's movie who gives a shit
>>692938093
Oh, what an edgy sadboy we have here. Eternal fall and infernal pain.
>>692938508
Dr house has the best quotes
Want a good joke?
Your life.
>>692938508
>>692938188
that's not what it means it just is easier if you do not worry about everything
i have glasses
i stutter
i don't know how to behave around people
the few friends i have only hang out with me when we go drinking or during football (real football no american shit)
when i hang out with my friends they mostly ignore me i'm the friend everybody makes fun off and i don't say anything because that is the only human interaction i have outside of my parents and brother
i am working two minimum wage jobs just to support myself
it would have been easier if i could just forget this kind of shit and act like an idiot instead i am lying in my bed every night just thinking about where i fucked up and i can't even say where it went wrong
the most fun i have is when i browse /b/ or read light novels online
it's true i don't have any reason to die but the only reason i have to live is because i don't want to make my parents sad
>>692938670
yea
>>692938587
ur so kewl
>>692938819
You appear to have no self-esteem.
>>692935488
if I had a dollar for every time I wanted to die, I propably would wanted to die anymore
>>692936971
almost lost
>>692938972
i don't and i know that but i don't have really anything in my live that can boost it
as a 29 year old virgin that has a low education and no friends that i can share my problems with i don't really get where i would get the self-esteem that i need
>>692937138
you're on the other ylyl thread fuck off
Last night i dreamt i had a girlfriend, then i woke up
>>692939235
also people who say then go fuck a hooker
that is not something that boost my self esteem it just means i can't get shit without paying for it
>>692939235
>>692936783
lolst
Nobody is going to lose guys
We're all winners for once
>>692938819
instead of wondering where it went wrong, why dont you just start over again? and find something worth living for? its out there somewhere. it wont fall in your lap one of these nights.
>>692939292
>>692939235
surprise, it's all in your head. The image you send other people can and must be rigorously managed. Social life is a theater. You have to play a role.
If you feel tired pretending to be an alpha chad, you should try to make some dudebros, they won't judge you as they are pussies themselves.
I play alpha all the time, I can pick up really nice grills, but the fact is i'm a beta pussy faggot inside.
>>692939491
>>692937887
this meme isnt good
>>692939807
INBÔ
The worst fuckin thing is feeling nothing. Like totally nothing. That shit makes me go nuts. Some part of me want to be a normal guy, but on the other hand, I'am a soulless robot. Only drinking makes everything fine. But its only temporary...
>>692939807
>keeps posting 14 year old emo pics
>ignores all advice and attempts to help
you are just being a lazy attention whore.
>>692939794
>>692940034
What ? Im not the guys you're giving advice to
Also
>attention whore
How ? Its anonymous
>>692939533
And how the fuck you worked it out? Just by stop thinking and start doing it? Its doesnt make sense to me. Where you found the courage?
>>692940096
>compassion for machines
this is a whole new kind of autism.
>>692938191
I do this every saturday night, and I also do this when I go 'job huntinh'
>>692936860
dammit, he scared me
>>692940284
You have balls. Touch them. Smell them. feel them.
You'll always be a male. All male is destined to be alpha and get his harem and treat hi bitches like shit.
Bitches loooooove bad boys.
When you're convinced enough this is your only heritage, girls will want you, guys will want to be you. Simple as that.
I like this thread ;_;
My brother is fucking his gf right now. They are so fucking loud and I didn't touched a girl in over a year
Feelsbadman
>>692940252
your identity isnt needed to have attention.
>>692937586
That's just creepy as fuck
>>692940573
Everything posted here should makes you stronger. You are not fighting alone anon.
>>692939807
Source?
>>692940815
Yeah because getting (you)'s make me feel sooo much better
Retard
>>692940490
doesn't it sound empty?
>>692941031
No idea
>>692935678
This gets me every single time.
>>692941031
it does faggot.
>>692940901
You're too kind anon, thanks :(
>>692939509
How
>>692941141
ok
>>692941199
Oh, and no fucking emotes here.
And im done dumping
Stay strong friends, we're gonna die soon enough
>>692941438
thanks for the dump anon, I wish I had something to contribute
>>692941269
I'm afraid anon
And what it this time we dream is what we call "Heaven" ?
But then i have a question.
You know the experience that you fell on your body liek when you heart is ded but you still saw what happen like in 360° , its really impressive and we will only know when its too late.
>>692941438
>>692941521
Don't be afraid, im pretty sure its gonna feel great
>>692941497
Don't worry, I wish I had more
>>692936967
Deep
Too bad gold is so expensive
>>692938093
well might be sad, but THIS is the truth in most cases
>>692941726
How can you be that sure if i may ask anon ?
And also why do we know that we are alive ?
They must be a purpose as the universe cannot create himself by himself.
THEY MUST BE SOMETHING TO DO OR TO ACHIEVE TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING ? WE CANT BE THERE JUST FOR BE THERE AND THEN POUF NOTHING
But also its quit egocentric to think that we , human ( and they surely are another type of "human" somewhere )
we will be "accepted" by the entity who created all of this.
Also who created it
ITS MINDFUCK EKJRHTEKHCSKJQ
>>692941521
Time has no meaning in a dream.
That last dream could last forever.
I don't watch house, got more quotes?
>>692941375
Sorry
>>692942041
Did you just assume the universe's gender?!
>>692940943
Welcome to the NHK.
>>692942041
I really do hope its gonna be "pouf nothing" I've had enough hard time.
Also in a month theres a game called No Man's Sky who release, its an entire universe for you to explore, might keep you busy so you don't think too much
>>692942256
hopefully it's not shit
>>692941047
Until that last post, I completely agreed with that guy.
Honestly, you can probably find the courage by asking yourself, "is the worst thing that could happen by trying worse than how I currently feel?"
>>692938819
you think that is tough... try this
My own mother pulled a knife on me yesterday and almost killed me because she blames me for her life problems.
Like i shouldnt have been born.
>>692942055
We will suffer more in a perpetual dream than an actual death.
Imagine a second , dreaming and you understand that you are dreaming.
Ok then what ? You will have fun liek for 10 minute and say "Why am i not awake ?"
Remember , when your in a dream and you know that you are dreaming you can stop the dream by suicide yourself in the dream or some shit liek that so , the REAL death cannot be "rekt" if i can say this , you will experience it.
Also what if someone crash your body in less than 1 second?
You don't have the time to dream and also to realize what happened and you will feel the real death.
So the dream is not an escape man.
Even the dream , no matter when have an end ( 8 REAL minute )
So... You can't escape.
>>692942343
I really hope too. But just being able to fly into the empty space hype me up
>>692942349
>>692938840
What is the context for this? Distractions from what? Just curious.
>>692942533
You're not going to be able to do that, there's a big 'overworld' where you just fly around a universe to choose a star system. It's not the good kind of universe, everything looks the same and it's just a transition into your ship after you choose.
If you really want to explore the universe, just go look up Space Engine.
>>692939998
Off by one
>>692942614
>Who you really are
>What you are supposed to do
Interpretation can vary
>>692942614
Pain, depression, loneliness, everything.
>>692942722
i fucking hate ob1 errors
>>692939491
choked on food thanks to this
>>692942786
Did he put it on again?
>>692942718
Sean said that you could fly into the dark space for as long as you want. You're supposed to warp to explore other star system but its possible to just fly to them, may take weeks but thats what im looking for
>>692942786
>>692942896
It's made up most likely
I don't understand how you guys feel, but I really wish I could share some happiness with you. The worst thing about this is that you're probably all lovely people who don't deserve this.
>>692943159
With someone taking their own life on average every 30 seconds it could still have happened
>>692939998
Could have been great quads but your a summer fag
>>692943194
I hate this style
Bump
>new computer chair
>used - but for me it's new
I don't mind the reclining feature getting stuck every now and again, but I do mind slowly sinking to the floor when it's seated high and I'm having an okay day but start relating heavily to some of the feels.
>Feels like my battle-station has been sunk
>>692941758
This made me sad :(
my gf sent me this recently.... no clue why she likes me
>>692943997
Sometimes depressed people try to destroy more in their lifes. To give them a reason to finally end it.
Maybe she is depressed and torture herself with you.
>>692937556
I have that exact same chair.
>>692944185
she is really happy... she has very few friends playing video games all day 0 social activity but still so happy.. i just dont get it but i like it
>>692942393
underage b8
>>692943278
Thanks, pretty sure "most of us" are INTJ
>>692938819
>i have glasses, i stutter, i don't know how to behave around people
>i am working two minimum wage jobs just to support myself
>working two minimum wage jobs just to support myself
"1. Some things are in our control and others not. Things in our control are opinion, pursuit, desire, aversion, and, in a word, whatever are our own actions. Things not in our control are body, property, reputation, command, and, in one word, whatever are not our own actions."
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference."
>the few friends .. ignore me everybody makes fun
"If you wish your children, and your wife, and your friends to live for ever, you are stupid; for you wish to be in control of things which you cannot, you wish for things that belong to others to be your own. So likewise, if you wish your servant to be without fault, you are a fool; for you wish vice not to be vice," but something else. But, if you wish to have your desires undisappointed, this is in your own control. Exercise, therefore, what is in your control..."
"25. Is anyone preferred before you at an entertainment, or in a compliment, or in being admitted to a consultation? If these things are good, you ought to be glad that he has gotten them; and if they are evil, don't be grieved that you have not gotten them. And remember that you cannot, without using the same means [which others do] to acquire things not in our own control, expect to be thought worthy of an equal share of them. For how can he who does not frequent the door of any [great] man, does not attend him, does not praise him, have an equal share with him who does?
>>692945107
You are unjust, then, and insatiable, if you are unwilling to pay the price for which these things are sold, and would have them for nothing. For how much is lettuce sold? Fifty cents, for instance. If another, then, paying fifty cents, takes the lettuce, and you, not paying it, go without them, don't imagine that he has gained any advantage over you. For as he has the lettuce, so you have the fifty cents which you did not give.
So, in the present case, you have not been invited to such a person's entertainment, because you have not paid him the price for which a supper is sold. It is sold for praise; it is sold for attendance. Give him then the value, if it is for your advantage. But if you would, at the same time, not pay the one and yet receive the other, you are insatiable, and a blockhead. Have you nothing, then, instead of the supper? Yes, indeed, you have: the not praising him, whom you don't like to praise; the not bearing with his behavior at coming in."
>lying in my bed every night just thinking about where i fucked up and i can't even say where it went wrong
"1. Some things are in our control and others not. Things in our control are opinion, pursuit, desire, aversion"
"Begin therefore from little things. Is a little oil spilt? A little wine stolen? Say to yourself, "This is the price paid for apathy, for tranquillity, and nothing is to be had for nothing." When you call your servant, it is possible that he may not come; or, if he does, he may not do what you want. But he is by no means of such importance that it should be in his power to give you any disturbance."
>>692945132
"9. Sickness is a hindrance to the body, but not to your ability to choose.."
"10. With every accident, ask yourself what abilities you have for making a proper use of it. If you see an attractive person, you will find that self-restraint is the ability you have against your desire. If you are in pain, you will find fortitude. If you hear unpleasant language, you will find patience. And thus habituated, the appearances of things will not hurry you away along with them. "
>>692945050
I am ENFP
>>692945323
So you're probably a nice guy
>>692941438
that's stupid. how would him laying on the desk help? it would just add more weight to the top of the desk
>>692936967
> "to repair with gold"
>>692941832
it's not actually repaired with gold, it's repaired with something that looks like gold or has a small amount of gold in it
It was a good thread but I think its dying
Have a good day guys
>>692945936
rip
>>692945568
>>692939450
FUN FACT:
Bob Ross' Wife died a couple hours before this episode was filmed
>>692938210
That was so edgy it sharpened my razor
>>692946623
sauce ?
>>692938819
>dont want to make parents sad
Who said they cared for you in the first place
>>692941078
thats beautiful.
Nobody have something to contriboot ?
>>692939292
That's funny last night I dreamt that I was single again and hadn't been trapped in a loveless relationship for the past ten years.
>>692947064
tfw you will never have her
>>692941438
This is why i live. I'm not psychic. I can't predict the future. Maybe someone will need me, someday.
I mean, it's possible... but it's so hard waiting, for some purpose.
I used to have friends, a family.. now I'm alone, in the woods - oldgrowth. It's beautiful. Dawn now, the birds singing...
I don't know how long I've lain here without getting up, days.. the ice in the cooler melted a while ago, and then it started to smell, so I don't eat now.
I still have a little whiskey, some beer, but weed is gone. I've got a nearly full bottle of oxy, and several of xanax..
If I never got up from here, I'd become part of these huge trees, after the bugs were done with me.
That's a comforting thought. It's the only thought that makes me happy at all.
X'(
>>692943423
you might wanna look into getting the pressure tube(cartridge) in the chair replaced.
>>692947705
then how are you posting you faggot ?
>>692940292
>repetitive hate for something someone knows little about
fucking kill me I hate people and the world we've created
>>692947797
>dying inside
>>692940292
>>692948368
This
>>692942349
Sorry bro.. a couple days ago my son headbutted me in the face, about a week now, I guess.
I wish people were nice.
>>692936691
Implying i'd fight Pickle-pee instead of Pump-a-Rum
>>692945050
I am
>>692948653
you raised a cunt. parent better or headbutt him back.
>>692942210
thanks, but whats the source?
>>692936731
Lost
>>692948255
I hooked 4 car batteries to solar panel to keep the phone charged.
Someone might call.
>>692936731
kek.
>>692949132
He's troubled. He's 22. I told him he's the only reason I don't regret my ex.
>>692939450
>im sad for ya ross
>>692940292
>it's a whole new kind of autism
>new kind of autism
>new kind
>new
summer is coming
>>692949548
>>692940683
Just go and fuck your brother
>>692949980
Pretty much.
>>692945050
INTP
>>692937816
this pic isnt true
i still have these schizofrenic thoughts even when im with my previous gfs
tfw permanently scarred
>>692937586
Cringe
>>692950254
I have a friend who is intp and she's just a total psycho but in the bad way, like she know everything better than anybody
>>692940284
The trick to confidence is deceit. Pretend your confident even when you aren't. Don't brake the act and let them find out. After a while youl find out that people won't judge you as much and theyl accept you more. This makes things 100 times easier. That's how you become confident
>>692939292
I've never even managed to have a gf in my dreams
>>692947596
>>692950549
yeah, some people are just assholes regardless of their type
what im saying is that's not an INTP thing
>>692937327
Lost. That fucking face.
>>692950641
I've been cucked. It's not ok. At least you've never realized you were just an amusement, and then been cucked and mocked.
Seems harder to be where you're at, I am sure. But, it's not.
>>692951027
time for a suicide pact
>>692950976
You're right but some people use their type as an excuse to be an asshole
>>692938373
Too bad, I guess, because the correlation is fairly well known.
>4th of july is here
>I stay up all night
>Going to sleep all day
>Didnt have plans today anyway
>Dont have any friends to invite over
>Fireworks are a waste of money
>I have to sleep through my neighbors laughing and celebrating.
Im going to bed now, this thread was nice.
>>692951657
Good night
>>692938819
>or during football (real football no american shit)
There's your problem
>>692951178
I spent 4 hours gassing myself in the cab of a truck. I took almost 7 grams of morphine, washed down with half a fifth of vodka. I slashed my wrist, and when they caught me and put me naked in a cell, I dug a 5 cm hole in my groin with my fingernail, trying to find my femoral artery... lots more too.
I finally gave up. There's a god, or something, that won't let me do me in.
That's why I'm here, and not eating anymore. I have pills, but you just puke pills up.
lol happy 4th
>>692951657
Same bro. Smoke a bowl it makes it easier.
https://youtu.be/fJv3ra3Afvk
This'll fix you up.
ITT: autists, betas, literal retards and faggots who dont know how to life.
Stop blaming others and stop thinking you're any different than others. Life's shit. Get used to it or kill yourself.
/thread
>>692945681
it is repaired with gold , that shit was worthless in some cultures cuz there was too much
>>692952264
>literal retards
> /threads his own post
I used to be depressed until I stopped giving a fuck about my life. Now it's much better
>>692952264
Women too
>>692952650
Why?
>>692945568
Well the whole thing was chinese propaganda so that might have something to do with it
>>692935678
Ya got me
>>692938462
>>692953216
Most trust worthy and least trustworthy. Which one is it Poland!?!?!
Happy 4th /b/
>>692951657
Same
>>692935488
Don't worry baby you can come over and suck my dick
>>692936851
story?
>>692954855
What ?
>>692937851
There's always options unless you're sick and dying.
Fucking ridiculous man.
>>692954975
what's the story
>>692936783
I definitely have that problem I can't deal with shit without just making it into really bad jokes that makes everyone uncomfortable
>>692941078
http://travel.spotcoolstuff.com/iceland/secluded-architecture/ellidaey-island
Not Bjorks house. Long standing internet rumour thats been snuffed repeatedly.
Its a lodge used by an Icelandic Puffin hunting club, specially built for the purpose. No electricity, running water, internet or, ensuring no goofy ass bitches singing gibberish in the shower...outdoor plumbing.
>>692955177
There's no story its just a comic
>>692937879
Holy fuck that's some scary ass shit. If robots ever take over I just hope they don't do that.
>>692940292
>incomprehension of metaphors
this is a whole new kind of autism.
>>692936967
That's so fucking deep
>>692956004
nice excuse
>>692950254
we rock.
Feeling real bad today
>>692956954
Seven of nine rocks
At least she got away from the collective : ^)
facebook; the thread
>>692939224
I thought it was my dick.
>>692957842
yis
>>692939006
Good stuff
>>692943339
It's cute
>>692946267
>salt boiling water
what the fuck who does that?
>>692957429
she?
what about the other 2?
>>692958157
Anyone who wants to cook spaghetti.
>>692958428
it's about eggs though
>>692945050
I'm INFP, what exactly does that mean about me
>>692958294
>>692958543
Yes, personally I don't salt boiling water when cooking eggs.
I thought your "who the fuck salts boiling water" was intended in any case.
>>692958907
Yea, it seems to be completely usesless for eggs, that's all.
>>692941078
i would hate to cut the grass
>>692941819
wrf did i just read ?
>>692959045
I went to school for cooking and it was pretty divided between the chefs that taught there when and if you should salt water when boiling it, and it really depends on why you are boiling it. Things like pasta or potatoes are no brainless but some chefs believe that adding salt to boiling eggs helps emphasize the flavour.
>>692942896
he freaking wrote the post so not he did not died
>>692959336
Hm, ayed
>>692945050
ISTP sue me bitch
>>692939292
Me too!!
:'(
>>692954855
its a fucking webcomic you retard
no fucking story
>>692959716
kek'd!!!
>>692960194
Thanks for sharing, I've been wondering about this since childhood.
>>692939082
holy shit, so true, i wish i could hug all the lonely sad people on here
>>692960727
same here anon, same here....
good luck living the same life
>>692951943
IV the morphine and pills next time. You can do it anon, I believe in you.
>>692936783
Shut the fuck up bitch ass nigger
>>692940817
hell yeah, this is the way to go
>>692941118
>let me pick the worst font/color possible
>>692939006
so fucking stupid
most people dont have a singular dream at any given time
they just go along with their lives
>>692957155
God damn thats so fucking sad. Not even a gay way, but just sad.
>>692939082
bull shit
>>692935703
kek
>>692935488
It's all going to be alright guys. Just hang in there. I know life is probably really hard right now but please know that good things are on the way. Really.
Godspeed anons.
>>692949160
that is the fucking source you retard
>>692937816
Anon said YLYL not cringe thread you dunce
>>692960177
Dubs of enlightenment
>>692940336
fuck that shit
it's not sadness, they die of fucking depression
sadness is when your favorite show is cancelled
quote was written by someone who has never felt depression
>>692939794
It actually hit me pretty hard. My son is four months old and I struggle with depression from time to time and on the lower days, I do remember that boy and smile.
>>692954855
yes it's a story
>>692941819
wow wow wow wow wow wow
>>692945050
ENFP, just here for frog photos
>>692935545
smiled
>>692956094
2000
>>692941269
dmt is not what causes you to dream
>>692961076
nice nigger vocabulary
