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ITT: SECRETS
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i bump dying breads
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That picture is cringey
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>>692928418
I'm responsible for the recent onslaught of lame binary/secret messages threads. I made an ARG almost a month ago and people have been copying it ever since.
Here's the original post. randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/689085433
I'm sorry, everyone. It was supposed to be a one-time thing. I didn't think it would get this bad.
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>>692928418
my cars finger tried to friend me in teh back fo ym mmos cccar
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>>692928924
It's k, anon. I forgive you. You're really good at drumming up suspense.
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My wife is Japanese (we live in Japan) and her mother and I give each other massages behind her back. It started out innocently, but it has progressed to where we play with each other's nipples. She's in her early 60s.

I jerk off to her all the time and cum buckets. I don't know how far it could go, and I'm not going to push it, but if I could fuck anybody on earth right now, it would be her.
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Was a long time ago but when I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend and fucked her quite a few more times. was 100% consensual, she was an awesome little fuck toy.
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>>692929538
Greentext
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>>692929179
>anyone love the thought of teen girls getting molested by boys a lot younger than them

Jesus christ you 'tard
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>>692928418
I'm a fairly racist person. Blacks, Arabs and Hispanics clearly have lower IQ than Europeans and East Asians and there ought to be a steady culling of these herds over time. Much of the everyday violence around the world is attributable to low IQ people chimping out, for want of a better term.

I do believe in the power of eugenics to save humanity; indeed, it may be humanity's only hope. High IQ whites ought to artificially inseminate darker skinned women around the world to breed better races of people. And I suggest artificial insemination. to prevent spread of disease to the sperm donor, not because sex between races is wrong or something I oppose.

Dark skinned men should be IQ tested and men scoring under 100 should be sterilized. I'm against euthanizing them outright since we can keep them around to perform relatively unskilled manual labor.
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>>692929980
might have posted that one in the wrong thread bucko
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>>692930090
doesn't explain the grammar
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>>692929716
if i was sober enough to do it i would, typing is too much of a struggle atm, would take forever sry buti can answer specific questions if u have any
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>>692928418
i flashed my younger sister for years and sometimes had her do more, not proud of it
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>>692930346
ages? flash what?
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An addendum to my earlier post ( >>692930088 )

>High IQ whites ought to artificially inseminate darker skinned women around the world
To clarify, I suggest high IQ whites rather than east Asians since the latter are physically inferior to their European counterparts.

I am fine with Ashekazim being allowed to reproduce as long as no one tells them they are Jews or indoctrinates them in Zionist propaganda. The negative behavior we associate with Jewry is largely learned rather than inherited.
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I obsessively build up blackmail material on everybody I know and complete strangers. I get the information any way I can, legal or not. After I get the material I burn however I got it so I'm the only one with the power.

I've been doing this for a decade. There are over a thousand folders now, all with nudes or sensitive information and lots of personal info.

I have burner phones and anonymous accounts and vpns all set up ready to go, but I've never blackmailed anyone. I just like to have the power, I don't think I want to use it.

picture unrelated.
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>>692930495
Are you trying to be ironic or satirical or something? Or are you serious? I can't tell.
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>>692930346
>sometimes had her do more
How much more? Give details. It's a secrets thread, anon. No one is judging you.
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>>692928418
Me and my girlfriend have been an open relationship with her best friend and boyfriend. I recently ended up getting her best friend pregnant.
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>>692930346
>>692930403
>she's six years younger than me. i'd show her my cock.
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>>692928418
I fucked my dog
And a hamster.......twice.
I was high
No regret..
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>>692930088
>>692930495
that's a very euphoric kind of racism
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I once went to a public pool. There was a boy about 6 looking at my cock as I was changing. I did nothing, said nothing, but was freaked out. Later on it got me aroused.
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>>692930088
That is bullshit :-) I can't put it into words without sounding like gay fag but all of us Humans are born with typically equal minds.
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>>692930799
not a whole lot, one time she showed me her tits. most times tho she'd watch me masturbate.

when around the house, i use to press my cock up against her
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>>692930088
Fuck it. I disagree but it's way too late to argue with you.
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>>692930825
ah ok. I have 4 sisters, 1 older 3 younger, and growing up we saw each other naked all the time even showered together a lot. youngest was by 8 years.
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>Be me.
>Best friend with this girl I've known since elementary.
>Also friend with a guy name John.
>All three of us are close and grew up together as friends.
>Practically inseparable.
>Ended up going to the same University together.
>Despite being together never thought of my best friend romantically.
>Always felt like she was a sister to me.
>Chill together at my apartment one night.
>John is drinking a little to much and ends up persuading my best friend to take off her clothes.
>She does it.
> One thing led to another and we're all naked.
>Ended up having a threesome.
>Me and John double teaming her while she takes it.
>Fuck until exhausted.
>Tired so we all pass out.
>Wake up to realize what just happened.
>Weird as fuck but we laugh it off.
>Even though we're friends, all three of us agree to form a mutual friend with benefits type of pack.
>See nothing wrong with this idea.
>All of us are single and have sexual needs.
>Continue our friendship normally with the occasional sleeping together every now and then.
>Winter comes.
>John has to leave and go work in another city for the semester.
>I assume the threesome is over and that the sex was going to stop.
>Best friend calls me and asks me to come over to hang out with her.
>Go over expecting to watch a movie or something.
>She's naked and wants to have sex.
>Wondering why since John is gone.
>She says why not? We can just continue with the both of us.
>I can't argue with that.
>Continue the FWB thing with her.
>With John gone, I start to hang out with her a lot more.
>Not just sex but also doing regular stuff.
>Start to develop feelings for her.
>Tell her how I feel and she's okay with it.
>She tells me she use to had a crush on me.
>Take her on multiple dates.
>We're a couple now.
>John is back. We haven't told him yet that we are dating.
>He messages us asking when we can hang together. He's been looking forward to our usual threesome.

Fuck my life...
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>>692930088
statistical normalities have absolutely no legitimacy as far as information regarding genetics goes
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>>692930088
>>692930495
OK friend. :^)
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>>692928418
I'm the Batman.
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>>692928418
I've got cp on pendrive but shhhh
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>>692930088
>MUH SMARTS
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>>692930495
Since there's no proof that from high IQ parents are born high IQ children (and since the definition of IQ itself is extremely vague) should we suppose that you're turning yourself in for sterilization?
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I'm locked in self chastity
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>>692928418
I'm gay and I've always been completely gay until recently. I have this new coworker (well, not really new, she's been working with us for like 2 months now), and I find myself attracted to her. I have a huge crush on her and I hang out with her a lot because she knows that I'm gay (or am I not anymore? this is so confusing tbh)
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I had sex with my neighbor when we were both 8-9 (possibly younger I don't remember) when we found a porno. We just decided to act it out, and we both enjoyed it so much that we did it as much as we can.
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>>692930781
We value individuals rights rather than the future of society. The western world will be a victim of multiculturalism. We're letting low IQ people into the first world and we're getting rape-game playing refugees as a result. The rapefugees ironically enough will probably win the genetic war because they aren't inhibited by things like a conscience; they spread their genes forcefully--without even considering whether it is moral, let alone the long term societal consequences--while we sit on our thumbs, terrified of offending delicate minds by actually wresting control of the ship called humanity.

We've also seen what happens to countries that drive whites away. Pic related.

For a society to flourish, it needs high IQ people (read: whites or east Asians) doing the work that low IQ people can't.

>>692930917
>all of us Humans are born with typically equal minds.
Intelligence was an evolutionary response to demanding environments. People from warm climates such as Africa evolved high testosterone levels instead of intelligence because they didn't need a lot of intelligence to survive; they just needed to be physically strong to win land wars between tribes and breed like rabbits in response to malaria. This explains why so many sub-Saharan Africans are aggressive, warlike people who rarely develop technology, instead preferring to fight, rape, enslave and kill one another (including ethnic cleansing).

>>692930863
Are you sure euphoric is the right word? I don't really feel any euphoria having these thoughts. I just see what needs to be done and it's kind of depressing, really. Not the thought of a better world filled with better people but the realization that there are literally billions of people opposed to what needs to be done for it to happen.
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>>692930088
IQ correlates with class with causation. Not with race. White ancestors oppressed colored ancestors, therefore generally their decendents have a financial advantage. You come across as a psudeo-intellectual who thinks he has it all right
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>>692930603
You got my attention, are you willing too share?
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>>692931307
Damn,I assume you don't want to share that pussy again
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I am a middle school teacher that began an inappropriate sexual relationship with a female student before the summer break. It's still going. You are the only one that knows, /b/.
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>>692931785
The richest American blacks score lower on the SAT than the poorest whites. Explain that with class.
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>>692931815
probably not. I'd share some people for a good enough reason, but definitely not all of them.
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>>692931785
He is a weird fuck. I just dislike blacks.

>look at him making racism complicated.
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I once rubbed my dick againsn't my ex's ass who was wearing booty shorts while she was sleeping in my bed until I came. She insisted on sleeping over even thought we were no longer "toguether"
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>>692931868
Is this the gym store room girl?

Also cam blackmail guy reporting
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Anyone else masturbated thinking of a relative?
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>>692931293
i guess it was different for us. we never showered together but sometimes i would go into the bathroom "looking for a brush" and peek behind the curtain and watch her

>sometimes she would leave the curtain more open the usual
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>>692931864
That's correct but we'll see how things play out...
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>>692932083
Oh hey man, how are you /b/rother?
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>>692931762
>Are you sure euphoric is the right word?
IT'S A MEME REFERENCE YOU DIP.
AND ONE OF THE MORE POPULAR ONES AT THAT.
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i have a 2 years wonderful relatinonship with a girl i love so bad, i've never cheat on her in person, but i use bluestacks to talk to other girls on whatsapp, tinder and even grindr(bicourius) with an alter ego, nobody knows this
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>>692932168
Good thanks, haven't had chance to exploit many the last week. Been working away a lot. Balls are like melons, anyone tried it yet?
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I was a superhero. Come about 11pm I traveled downtown, drunks everywhere. I wore a batman costume and held a sign and took selfies with ppl on the street. Whenever I saw a black who looked weak, I'd cold cock him first second I could then run for the batmobile (my toyota corolla) and call the streets safer for a day.
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>>692932001
>IQ tests
>SAT's
>thinking standardized tests in a country with a shitty education system objectively measures intelligence
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>>692931762
>he actually took the time to explain his thoughts to 4chan in detail
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>>692931307
What are you going to do now?
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>>692931762
If you're going to be racist, don't be so fucking pretentious about it. I can respect simple, impulsive racism.
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>>692931307
fuck you
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>>692932001
show me the evidence
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>>692932001
Cite your source please
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I let a slightly autistic girl aim when I peed for me.She cleaned it up too.
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>>692932539
Not exactly sure yet. We talked with him and I think the plan is to have one last night together and then stop forever. He seems pretty pissed at me for doing this, says I alway ruin the fun.
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>>692931762
>Are you sure euphoric is the right word? I don't really feel any euphoria having these thoughts.
He was mocking you...how didn't you see that?
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>>692932367
That sucks man. I am lucky that I get to take a little break. She doesn't have summer school or summer camp, so we have been seeing each other a little more than I thought we would.
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>be 5 years old
>take shower
>run around naked
Nice b8 thread m8
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>>692932859
You managed to lick her tasty puss yet? She got used to the cum yet?
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I'm 20 and I want to fuck my sisters best friend who is about to turn 18. She always keep saying how good a brother I am. I don't know if she likes me or whether this gives me the green light to make a move. I dont want this shit to blow up in my face.
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>>692931307
Tell him you're dating her now? Don't be a pussy, and if he's going to be a little bitch about it, cut him out of your life, you don't need someone like that anyway anon.
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>>692931762
>>>/pol/
good try though
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>>692931756

It turns out you're bisexual. Don't worry about it too much. Maybe discuss these feelings earnestly with her, see if she can provide counsel or closure.
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>>692933001
18 means she's good to go anon, I wouldn't talk to her until she's 18 just in case though. At least you won't seem like as much of a creep if she's legal.
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i once jacked off listening to my sister get fucked by her boyfriend
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>>692932720
What do you mean 'fuck you'?

>>692933015
I did. He's not happy about it but I think he'll get over it eventually. I've known him for so long it's hard to cut him out of my life...
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>>692928418
>9 years old
>Discovered what porn was
>Swiming in a home pool with best friend, same age i was
>Something led to other thing
>´Parents were sleeping
>Went with him to the second floor
>"Passionatly" maked out with him
>,Made him a blowjob for his small penis
>Tried to fuck him, penis was too small, only touched the butthole,never penetrated it
>Kept at it until we both were tired
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When I Fuck my gf sometimes I fantasize she is her sexy mom.
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>>692932018
Do you have someone named martine lade?
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>>692933422
Sometimes when my boyfriend and i are having sex he calls me by my sexy moms name.
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>>692932809
He should be happy you're still giving him one night. Tell him to fucking be thankfull that you're kind enough to share her one more time.
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>>692931762
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do Saү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳIᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMmМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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>>692933326
>Made him a blowjob for his small penis
lost
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Wife have had a fetish involving our daughter by years.
At first it was just her saying "it would be awesome if i sat on her face, spreading her legs open while you ram your huge dick inside of her" whenever we were having sex.
At first it was OK, a weird fetish which she'd only bring up whenever we were having sex, something we would never do but the idea of it would turn her on so it was fine.
Lately it has turned into her asking me to wrap our daughter panties around my dick while she gives me a handjob (which is something we have already done with her own panties)
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Be me, quite young, maybe about 7 or 8. We used to go over my aunts house quite often. Used to hang out with my cousin a lot. Remember one day they had this shed and we were in there playing. At a very curious stage in life discovering our odies. No idea how it turned out but we end up putting each others Penis in our mouths to see what it was like after seeing a video. Thought the tip was poisonous though so only tried it whilst soft. Older cousin (feanon) ends up walking in but we pretended to carry on playing. Nothing ever happen again. Never spoke about it or even brought it up ever again. I sometimes wonder if he remembers.
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>>692933519
sorry anon, I do not.
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>>692933636
how old is your daughter? how old was she when your wife started this?
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>>692930832
how do you fuck a hamster dude
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>>692933590
I think he's mostly angry because it means I'll spend less time with him now. Plus we always did things together as a group. We had some of our best memories and nights doing those threesomes together and I think that's what he's mad about.
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>>692932738
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I fap thinking about my gf fuckiqng with her father.

>pic related, is her
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>>692933636
Would you ever consider complying with her fetish
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>>692932977
No, not yet. We did make out topless once at my house after watching a movie though, but she didn't want to go beyond that yet, else we'll be back to where we started.
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>>692933728
It started since she was pregnant, she is 6 atm.
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>>692933882
If it were me and I didn't really have any other friends to hang out with it would make me pretty sad...
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>>692934040
NO
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>>692933882
>We had some of our best memories and nights doing those threesomes together

What were those threesomes like? Isn't it just sex? You make it seem like it's everything to him lol!
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>>692930824
Care to share? How are you guys going about it now etc? What does her boyfriend think?
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>>692933979
Bet she's got a stunning innie pussy
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>>692934085
she wont try anything on your daughter if she's 6.

I'd probably agree to it. If you're providing a safe outlet for her fantasies, she wont go nuts and try anything herself. Let her use her panties for the hand job, or wearing your daughters clothes as you fuck, or whatever. It doesn't harm anything and means you're in charge of how far it goes.

>source: I have been in your situation. She just gets off on the depravity of the idea but knows she cant actually fuck her kid.
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>>692933590
Don't do it if you genuinely care for her dude. Don't let him cuck you, it will just ruin your relationship with her and him. If you let him do this once, he'll just think he can keep on manipulating you like that. Don't be a bitch anon, stand up for yourself and your girl.
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>>692934104
Yeah I can agree with that. He has friends though it's just that we're his best friends I think. Unfortunately things are different now. I'll still try to include him in activities with my girlfriend and me but there's obviously going to be less time spent with him now...
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>>692934530

You're right, but no pics
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>>692930917
>Left wing creationism
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>>692934215
They were kind of more than sex I guess. We would go do stuff together before the sex as well, so it was like chilling together almost. We went camping once together in the wilderness alone. Probably one of the best times I ever had with him and my girlfriend.
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I have fucked roughly 40 whores over the last 10 years. Michigan Ave in Detroit is crawling with them, all white. Crack hoes will do anything for $20. The trick is to catch them when they first start out, before they get beat up and spaced out.
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>>692934042
I wouldn't be able to help myself, I'd have my tongue deep in her, and train her to become a cum loving little thing.

I'd probly blow my load the moment I got the tip anywhere near her lips.
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>>692930088
I love it when people who have no idea how IQ testing works use it as an argument in any sort of discussion related to segregation.
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>>692933575
mmmm I wanna call you Mommy
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>>692931690
"Using genetic data and IQ scores of thousands of children from four countries, researchers from the University of Queensland found attempted to separate out the environmental effects.

They found that between 20 and 40 per cent of the variation in childhood IQ is due to genetic factors, less than the 40 to 50 per cent suggested by previous research."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2293861/Thank-parents-youre-smart-Up-40-childs-intelligence-inherited-researchers-claim.html
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>>692934293
Well normally when I go visit my girlfriend's best friend I would use a condom but it was this one stupid night where I forgot the condoms at home when I went to visit her. We were both really tired and she didn't feel like waiting any longer so we just went at it. She warned me to pull out when I was close but we both got carried away. She was on top of me when I was at my climax. I told her I was close but she was close to her own orgasm too I guess and she kept riding me so I couldn't get off and pull out. Before we knew it, I had already blew my load inside her. Admittedly it was both our fault since I should have been smarter than that to try to go on and she should have let me pull out.

We just found out she was pregnant three weeks ago so we're all still pretty much shocked and unsure what to do.

He was mad at me for a few days but then he forgave me since he doesn't use condoms either when he sleeps with my girlfriend. I'm just thankful he was that forgiving.
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>>692932460
>belittling another for having intelligent thought
Oh boy, I don't suppose you have a single thought running through your brain do you?
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rep. tar. sss.
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>>692928418
I am a husband and a father. I like to think I am good at both.

I earn 6 figs in a corporate job, nice car, nice home, hot wife.

but every weekend, I put on black clothing and kick the fuck out of junkies and drug dealers. I live in a country where guns are scarce but knives are prolific. My fave tools are an extendable baton and an axe handle. I do it for the rush, the risk, and the danger.

It's addictive and no one knows I do it
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>>692935059
Believe me, it's pretty hard for me as well. She is so sexy half naked, but she doesn't want to go so fast, and I don't blame her. She is still having some doubts about where this is going because she thinks I'm only doing this because she could have me in jail unless I do what she wants. I jokingly suggested that if she let me take pictures of her it could be some kind of mutually-assured destruction device, so that she would have anything to hold over my head anymore. I was just joking, but I think she's considering it.
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>>692935842
Thats gonna end badly. Join a gym and learn to really fight.
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I create sexual situations with my wife to arouse our son.
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>>692928418
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>>692928418
I grew up in Catholic school (pretty much an orphanage, no parents) and did dumb shit a lot. Worst I probably did was stealing a bottle of sacramental wine. Shared it with the five other boys in my dorm and long story short, we all woke up hungover. Dorm got quarantined and we all got examined. Nothing came out of it so I guess only God is judging me right now.
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>>692936227
it probably will end badly one day. It very nearly has a couple of times.

I gym 6 days a week, and I know how to fight, not bro fight but actually fight. Pro MMA record of 10-4
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>>692930603
explain
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>>692935706
If you're going to write an in-depth thesis on race theory, submitting it to /b/ isn't the best place to start.
We all know he was trying to make himself look smarter than everyone else. Don't deny it. Don't encourage that kind of behavior.
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>>692935706
>Oh boy, I don't suppose you have a single thought running through your brain do you?
wow so clever bro
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>>692936321

kek'd
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>>692936690
what part do you want explained?
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>as a kid I got naked together with my best friend and we both kissed each other's ass

>my ex was probably mental, since the only thing she could think of was sex and wanted me to treat her like a disposable item. Probably her fetish. I tried pushing it as far as I could, since we were pretty young and I wondered how far she'd go. Turns out she was agreeing to anything, from opening the door for strangers naked, to giving a blowjob to a dog, and making our little daughter watch while I fucked her and talking to her as dirty as possible. Was always telling me how she'd love me to fuck as much of her friends as possible. One thing she refused once and I never really brought it up, since I'm not a cuck, was if she'd let someone else fuck her instead of me - the only 'no' I got from her.

I'm still fucked up by how she acted. I was too young probably to understand I found a once in a lifetime kind of girl that would do anything as long as I fucked her.
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I like to get my friends drunk then when they pass out I suck there dicks
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had sex with my good friend's older sister while seeing a girl I'd later officially date, but also had sex with like the week before.

also i almost drove off the road again a few days ago. maybe i should stop driving cars
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>>692928418
A few months back, I'd been heading home from a long day at work late at night and this drunk fucker followed me for a few blocks asking if I wanted to smoke a joint with him.

I told him to fuck off and kept going, but the more i think now, the more I remember him as this effeminate little cuntboy who couldn't have been over 18.

I ain't gay but I get hard to the thought of letting that little twink follow me all the way home, then capturing him and keeping him in my basement as my personal cocksleeve until I grew tired of him.
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>>692937142
>had sex with
sure you did, sweetie
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>>692928418
There are nude pics of me in a certain pediatrics/child development book. Completely legal, but I've always been mildly worried that someone I know will recognize young me.
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im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister. we havent told anyone and try to keep it on the downlow. we fuck a couple times a week at least, did twice today. she's on bc so we usually dont use a condom, almost always cum in her, have at least 50 times. she has really awesome body
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>>692930603
Great power.. Great responsibility anon
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>>692936925
I mean sounds like a don't stick your dick in crazy kind of situation. So while I don't know all the circumstances and context and shit, maybe it's best she's an ex, no?

Also what the fuck was that greentext
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>>692937201
>ain't gay
>fantasizes about kidnapping and repeatedly having sex with a man
>that photo
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>>692937221
u cot me
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>>692935706
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>>692930088
>attributing racial differences to genetics instead of culture
10/10
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>>692937370
Okay I see how that's pretty mixed messages there. I can settle for bi.
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>>692930603
that's pretty cool. Do you could send me some nudes ?
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>>692937313
Yeah, for some time after I decided to break up with her she did act crazy and tried acting like she didn't care, but would still let me fuck her. Still, I'm glad it's over, though she fucked me up more than anything else in my life and it's hard to get off to anything normal now.
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>>692937480
See >>692933975

Black American students from the wealthiest families struggle to match the scores of white students from the poorest families.

Of course culture is also a part of it.
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>>692932031
more story!
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>>692937486
That's better.
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>>692937820
Why did you do it?
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>>692937820

why
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>>692937703
>>692937866
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>>692937820
why
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>>692937866
>>692937932
>>692937941
bcuz that supreme rabbit pussy is cash nigga
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>>692938058
is it?
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>>692937666
There's more to culture than class level and having the opportunities for a better education doesn't necessarily mean those opportunities will be taken.
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i still jack off to MLP porn
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>>692937201
i don't think you know what a cuntboy is
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>>692932115
All the time. Aunt, mother, cousins, father...
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>>692936159
Rape and murder is an option. Couldn't you get a vid of her up to no good and try blackmailing her?
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>>692938408
Dude, move on
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>>692937480

Minnesota trans racial adoption study would like a word with you.

Educate yourself. You're speaking indoctrinated bullshit easily disproved.
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>>692930088
this is stupid.

what should be done is those who are of high IQ should only breed with others who are of high IQ.

race has nothing to do with it.

why would high IQ whites bother inseminating darker skinned woman?
what purpose would this achieve?

also IQ is not the only measure of societal success.

I'm in mensa. most of the people in mensa in my country are either blue collar, retired, unemployed or mentally ill. there are only a few white collar mensans, but they hold respectable positions. it follows that IQ isnt really the only factor determining superiority
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I have around 25 stolen panties that I have been collecting from neighbours, family and unknown people, even tho I have a girlfriend.
Its a fetish I have.
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>>692938739
>Due to confounding of social and biological factors, it was inconclusive in terms of determining relative environmental or biological contributions to racial differences in IQ – as the study's result could be interpreted as supporting either hypothesis.
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>lying in bedroom with friend and the girl he had a crush on.
>He's lying 50cm away (that's like 3feet) on his bed.
>She and I are snuggled on a mattress under a blanket on the floor
>We keep asking each other what the others wants to do as too much gaming robbed us of social skills
>She and I are pretty close, she's halfway down me though
>Sexy snuggling ensues while my poor friend lies cold and alone on his bed, probably wondering helplessly and furiously why she is with me instead of him
>Suddenly feel weird feeling on my cock
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>It's her mouth
>qt 14yo German girl is sucking my cock out of the blue
>not bad at all
>She can't keep it up, I wank the rest of the way
>She swallows it like a pro
>In the ensuing weeks, I to cum down her throat a few times after school
>As far as I know my friend (the ONLY one I hung out with) never knew

I cucked him a few times if I recall correctly.
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I walked into the office at work to find my female boss sat looking flushed and cross eyed.

Sniff the air and can smell pussy.

Backed away and fapped in the toilet.

Why didn't I ask if she needed a hand. ????

Fuck my life
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>>692928418
i suck girls toes. most recently hers
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I hid a camera in the bathroom to see my mom naked
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>>692939785
Share
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>>692939887
Sweet.

Dump all the OC anon
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>>692938128
>There's more to culture than class level and having the opportunities for a better education doesn't necessarily mean those opportunities will be taken.
I agree with both of these points but they don't counter my earlier point about intelligence and testosterone levels being evolutionary responses to certain environments.

>>692938741
>what should be done is those who are of high IQ should only breed with others who are of high IQ.
I completely agree with this, at least, as a practice in developed countries (e.g., the western world). But once everyone is IQ tested and sorted out, you'll find a disproportionate number of whites in the high IQ column. It is logical to profile blacks as low IQ first and foremost and then give them IQ tests to see who is out of the evolutionary equation. From there, we'll move on to less obvious specimens like low IQ whites.

>why would high IQ whites bother inseminating darker skinned woman?what purpose would this achieve?
A gift to the third world. Sharing the genes responsible for intelligence with people in developing, dark skinned countries where those genes are very rare. (And the people with those genes generally tend to leave the country and move somewhere else). We could try to do it with high IQ women and egg harvesting but that's a comparatively invasive procedure.

>also IQ is not the only measure of societal success.
I agree with this. But it does mean something. It's not the end-all, be-all but it explains certain things. Low IQ, for instance, is closely associated with violent crime. Prisons are full of low IQ people from low IQ ancestors.
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>>692939792
pls learn how 2 greentext
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>>692928418

i sometimes jizz into the smoothies of my female coworkers and watch them drinking it
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While here on b/ things have become cuckchan. I routinely fuck woman and my girlfriend loves to hear about it when I fuck her. I feel like primal alpha male with my harem of breeders. I want to move my woman to a compound in the middle of Alaskan wilderness and start a new civilization that doesn't suck absolute nigger nuts. It's cool, cucks have their fetish I don't blame them. I love when I steal a cuckolds woman with my alpha male stamina and my 6 figure paycheck. I was born in the 90s and when I saw fight club I knew how to be the most alpha to ever alpha. And the only time I have ever had to say this is here in the post. Some people know, some people dont know, but I am snap you in half alpha and I am unapologetically a cis gendered, straight, white male.
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>>692931762
kek, keep doing gods work anon.
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>>692938588
That would be the mutually-assured destruction piece. If I try to blackmail her and ruin her life, she will tell the authorities what I did and ruin my life in the process.

If she lets me get some blackmail worthy vid and pics of her, our relationship wouldn't be as lop-sided, and if we're still together it's because I want to be with her.

I don't really care either way. I'm not going to rape and murder her because I care about her, but if it makes her feel better, I might grab some pics and vids of her. Might be nice I guess, for the memories.
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>>692933860
Carefully
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>>692940469
Yea I was sort of joking about the rape/murder.

I use blackmail as a tool a the time.whether physical pictures and vids or emotionally with the girls around me.

What's the furthest you've been so far then? She has tasted your cum right?
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>>692940443

tl;dr
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>be me
>girlfriend an emotional recluse
>me a lonely useless /b/ fag
>relationship started great, we used to talk all the time
>at some point, a lot of things changed in her life, she doesn't talk nearly as much amy more
>am about to break up because I can't take feeling so alone because of her
>she's beautiful and I'm a fat annoying fuck
>still would've been better than living a lie
>she tells me she can change
>she went back to her ways
>don't just end things because I'm terrified I'll never find anyone else
>stuck
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>>692940746
Short version, I have 6 girlfriends that live in my giant house.
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>>692940753
keep movin on or else youll be stuck for the rest of your life
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>>692940866
I wish it was as easy as saying it
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>>692941323
its easy to say but hard to do, but if you put your foot in front of the other you'll be fine one day
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>>692941473
It helps to be a man and make changes to yourself as well
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>>692940741
Ah sorry, sarcam doesn't traslate well in text.

What kind of things do you do to emotionally blackmail girls?

That first time is still the farthest we've gone, and that time I did nut in her mouth, even when I gave her the warning. She was determined to swallow that first time but she couldn't once it was in her mouth. I had to use my teacher voice to tell her to spit it out.

Right now I guess we're just catching up all the other things that people usually do first before oral sex. When we get there and when she's ready, I'll for sure go down on her. Right now it feels like I owe her one.
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My mum's best friend fingered me in the back of a car.
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I want to die.
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>>692941649
I can only imagine how sweet she's gonna taste.

I do things like take girls out for dinner/lunch weekends away, lend them money etc. Build them up, like oh your so gorgeous etc etc I wonder why men aren't interested in you. When in reality it's because they spend so much time with me other guys just assume they are dating me.

Tell them other guys they interested in are scum bags etc etc. Just fuck about with their heads in general.

>teacher voice

Top kek

Where you think she got the idea she has to swallow? Does she have brothers?
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>>692928418
I've been fucking my younger 15 y/o cousin for the past week. This is the second cousin I've fucked. And I don't know how to stop. Pic related it's her
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>>692940443
im assuming its real cus it is too easy to insult

i love bitches and treat them like shit afterwards. i am asian however so i am twice as smart, but gifted with half the physical genes. i see u white fuckers in the gym mirin my quads and calves tho
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I always tell my family that everything is going okay with me. In the inside, I feel sad, hopeless, and at the two third of the month I have no money and starve. I don't want to disappoint her
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> secret #23:
i post on fourChan because i know the FBI is putting every letter of this in ''my file'' ..too.

secret #33:
> TUMBLR
is waaaaayyyyy better than FourChan.
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>>692942743
greentext for both please
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I steel pictures of my friends wives and girlfriends post them online
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I used to regularly take creep shots of my female friends.

>Back when creepshots first started popping up on /b/
>Fapped to them all the time
>Had several female friends, whom I was very close to and who had nice asses/tits.
>I was kind of like their gay best friend, super in the friend zone with all of them.
>Get the idea to try creepshots myself.
>First time, was of the girl with the best body. DD/DDD breasts(They fluxuated. That's how deep in the FZ I was, I got regular updates on the size of her tits.), alright ass(Big, but not very defined.)
>I'm over at her place while she's taking a shower.
>I know she'll change in her room
>I turn on my phones camera and hide it in a corner
>I cant close the screen without it turning off the camera, so if she somehow notices it, she'll know I was filming her(This was before I found creepshot apps that better allowed you to hide that the camera was on)
>Wait for her to finish showering, change, and come out of her room.
>Talk to her, casually go into her room while she's making food(Once again, so deep in friend zone I could do this)
>Tell her I feel tired and go home
>Check the video to see if I scored
>Heart pounding
>Was the angle right? Would she even stand in the part of the room I was filming.
>Paydirt
>For the briefest of seconds, before she puts on her bra, she steps into frame, and I see her glorious tits
>Then she puts the bra on, and kind of cups them together, adjusting the bra
>HNNNG
>Fap for hours, never felt so good in my life.

Continue with my story of creepieness?
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>>692942532
I'm feeling like I'm doing something similar unintentionally. I tell her I want to make sure she can explore her sexuality in a safe environment, which I sort of implied that if she tried with people her age it would be unsafe, which isn't necessarily true.

She has no brothers. She told me she learned from the internet, and I didn't push her more on exactly what she was watching because she was uncomfortable as is to admit to viewing porn. Perhaps whatever she was watching the guy always finishes in the woman's mouth or something.
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>>692935842
simply ebin
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>>692943528
keep it comin
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>>692935842
Adolescent power fantasy: the post.
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>>692943705
I'd gently try to expand on that anon. Get her to watch some soft core with you. Ask her what she's feeling, if she'd like to try xyz then move onto other stuff.

The sort of, other girls do this all the time, but for you and me it will be special because you can 'help' her have the best time.
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>>692943528
>>692943959

Sure man.

>After the best fap session ever
>Hook my phone to my computer, get the video on there, take screenshots of the good bits and save them in my new "Creep" Folder.
>At this point I realized just how risky my method had been, if she had found my phone, tucked in a corner of her room with the camera on, I would have been fucked.
>Look around for a bit before finding an app called Spy Camera OS(SCOS) and download it.
>With this app you can record a video with your phone screen locked, or the camera minimized, so you can even be looking at texts/apps while you creep.
>Determine that the best method is to record videos, then on my computer play them frame by frame to find the most in focus bits.
>By just taking pictures, you risk missing things or only getting out of focus shots.
>Plus, you can "Accidently" forget your phone in their room.
>Even if they check it, they won't be able to see the camera is on(This saves my ass on one occasion, more on that later.)
>Christ I was a creep, I had a method and everything.
>There were four girls I was able to regularly creep on
>The first, the girl with the great tits. We were essentially bffs or whatever gay shit she called it.
>The second, my female roommate with whom I shared a bathroom
>The third, a girl who was mostly plane, but had a PHAT ASS
> And lastly a girl with slightly better than average tits and ass.

At this point, reader, I must inform you that I have no wins to post. Many times, usually immediately after fapping to my ill gotten pictures I would be overcome with self disgust and remorse, and would delete my entire collection. Usually I was able to recover the pictures later, when I was horny again, but I don't have them anymore, and the laptop they were on has sense been destroyed. Is there a girl in particular that you guys would like to here about my creeping on? If not, I'll just do my best to go in chronological order.
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>>692930088
agreed with everything

make hunmanity great again!
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>>692943165
First time green texting
>be 17
> grandmother died six weeks before I graduated
>Aunt and Uncle gain legal custody of me
>I've already lived with them before so moving in is pretty smooth
>older cousin joined navy so I got his old room.
>I'm a major pothead but uncle not cool with it in the house have to keep everything outside in RV
>be about 3 weeks before school ends
> hitting new piece with friends when my younger cousin opens the door and tells me dad wants me to feed the dogs
My aunt and uncle consider me a son and my cousins refer to me as a brother, but the feeling is not mutual.
>go out and feed dogs come back to my younger cousin hitting the new 2 footer I got
>doesn't even cough once on exhale
>never seen her do anything bad in her life. Pretty much the girl next door part time job cheer captain does community service.
>ohshit.jpeg
>"so nice of you to join us anon I was just getting to know your friends
Cont.
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When my wife was in middle school, her older brothers forced her to give them blow jobs. She told me and I've fapped a few times to it. Is that bad???
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>Be me go see female friend
>she asks if I can watch child why she has a shower or some shit
>sure fwend
>oh child needs diaper changing
>change diaper can't stop staring at tiny bald slit
>diamonds
>she gets out shower and gets ready,walks back in the room
>need to lay a log, sorry
>go bathroom fap like crazy to the thought of tiny smooth cunt
>stillfeelsbadaboutit.jpeg
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>>692944844
Continuing on then.

>I waited a while before trying to get more creepshots, as I was quite satisfied with the image of girl 1's tits.
>I invite her to my place to play boardgames at my kitchen table, finally.
>Several upskirts were taken. This was actually before I thought to find an app, now that I think about it
>Once, while taking upskirt shots of her from under the table the flash on my phone went off.
>OH SHIT.jpg
>Manage to recover, immedtiatly turning on my phones flashlight and shining it in her face, "blinding her so I could cheat"
>Awkward I know, but you know what's more awkward? Getting caught taking upskirts of your friend.
>I believe THIS was when I decided to get the app.
>Begin taking creepshots of the girl when we would hang out, be it of her ass while we were walking somewhere or whatever shots of her cleavage which she would prominently display.
>Have a hard time recreating the situation that let me see her tits though
>Whenever I would leave my phone in her room while she showered she'd either not walk into frame or would change in the bathroom
>Sometimes I wondered if she suspected, and was avoiding it on purpose.
>At least once I saw her look directly into the camera as it recorded her
>Did she know? Did she suspect?
>She never said anything about it to me, so I don't think so.
>Around this time she meets a new bf, and unlike her previous boyfriends she felt uncomfortable hanging around me so much
>I had been so into the friendzone we would even share a bed and cuddle, while she had a bf, before this guy
>She also gave me back rubs
>Fuck I miss those backrubs.
>So, not much on her for a while as she is spending all her time with new BF
>I decide to start creeping on female roomate instead.

More?
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>>692945717
>One night cousins take me up to their room
>"Why don't you take off your clothes, anon?" they ask. "It's hot out"
>I start to undress
>My older cousin starts touching my shoulders with his strong hands
>yada yada yada
>They end up making me blow them
>Then they bend me over and take turns fucking me
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
It was then I realized I was gay.
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>>692945985

What do you think? Please comment?
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>>692946416
kek
>>692946349
keep going
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I fucked my 11yr old step-sister(it was consentual) and i almost got caught. One night she had a nightmare and ahe came to sleep with me in my bed. And i raped her in her sleep
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>>692946843
>(it was consentual
>i raped her in her sleep
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>>692946661

Does anyone else get off to stuff like this?
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I've paid to have sex with 3 different women.

1st was 1 time. (Too expensive but legit 8/10 asian chick)

2nd was 2 times. (cheap white 6/10)

3rd was 6 times. (cheap 7/10 asian chick. she was 18 and just moved to the area and needed money)

No regrets. I had the money and the sex was good.
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>>692947106
how were the 2 asian chicks in bed compared to the white one?

only had white girls so far and considering jumping ship
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>>692929323
More/more detailed stories?
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>>692929323
why the interest in the mother?
wife not great in bed, or just the taboo-ness of it, or what?
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>was once accidentally involved in a love triangle with my first and third cousins
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>>692947309

1st chick was an expensive escort so she really didn't seem to care but not bad.

2nd chick kinda just laid there but she was tight so it was fine.

3rd chick needed the money so she worked for it. She was amazing which is why it was 6 times.

I found them all on craigslist back when it had the adult section.
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>>692928418
There's an enemy in our family she and here mother has been stalking our family for years I secretly want to fuck her though. I have dark fantasies about her killing my whole family just to have me to consume me. This of course goes on in my head. She hates my guts
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>be 22
>6 week research group exchange in Beijing (PKU)
>host family had an impossibly adorable girl, around 14 years old
>evening started with her teaching me dou dizhu, ended with me taking her first time at the second day there
>continue fucking every single day while hating myself more and more each time
>tell her i love her out of guilt on the day i needed to leave, give her a way to contact me if she ever wants to
>her family doesn't know, being a virgin for marriage is still a thing in good families in china

Not my proudest hour. That said, if she's anything like she was 2 years ago, i would marry that girl on the spot right now.
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i starting to love trap... not the music...
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>>692937666
satan trips
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>>692946715
>>692946349

>Start creeping on my roomate
>She's short, ok ass, C cup breasts, though on her small frame they looked quite nice
>She says she's about to shower,
>Tell her I want to take a piss before she takes a shower
>Reasonable, she takes 30 minute showres, and we only have one bathroom
>"Forget" Phone in bathroom, leaning on the counter
>An hour later I check my phone
>SCO- OH GOD WAT THE FUQ
>Bitch has mad bodily hair.
>Hair all over her stomach
>All around her nipples on her tits.
>Eww.
>Still fapped.
>Girl has a long distance relationship
>BF is coming to visit in tomorrow
>Repeat the same process of creeping the night before her bf arrives
>Rewarded with a view of her stepping out of the shower having shaved
>Actually has a really tight bod, under the fur
>Fap again.
>It anoys me how easy it is to get pictures of Sasquatch's tits, when all I really want to see is more of Double D.
>Side thing about Sasquatch, sense we lived together, while she was out of town or at work I'd go into her room
>Found a number of interesting prizes
>Got on her computer, read through her dirty facebook and skype chats with her bf(Long distance, guess thats all they could do.
>Fapped to them, right there in her room.
>Went through her internet history, found out she had been ordering sex toys
>Go through her room before finding a bullet vibrator and a dildo under her bed.
>While she's out of town, put both in my ass and jack off like crazy using them.
>Clean them and return them.
>Find an old phone of hers
>Charge it up, find several nudes she had sent to her bf on it.
>Get those onto my computer as well.
>Sasquach didn't know what password protection on anything was.
>Or she just never thought her guy best friend who she agreed to room with would be such a creep.
>I now don't trust anyone as a roommate because of my own actions.

Would you like to know more?
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>>692930088
>all of reddit responding to this post
I don't care if this post is ironic or not, but the replies made me laugh.

Also, 1488 GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
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>>692928418
>be 18
>sisters 16th birthday
>sister invites a ton of friends, only 2 show up
>shes upset, i comfort her and cheer her up
>give her some of my savings $300 to save up for car
>she gave me a hug and kiss
>later that night, i could her her friends talking about me in her room and how sweet i was giving her $300
>im watching fast and furious movie
>her two friends come in my room and start flirting with me
>they start talking dirty to me and ask for threesome
>fuckyeah.jpg
>turn off tv and turn off the lights in my room
>check time and remember it was close to 1am
>they both share my cock giving me blowjobs and mouthing my balls
>they both begging me to cum, fuck that
>get them both in doggy style position and start to fuck them 1 by 1
>about to cum when sister opens the door, fuck forgot to lock the door
>shit sister looks hot in yoga pants, cum in one of her friends
>sister yells out "what the hell are you doing!?"
>quickly get up and tell her to be quiet you'll wake mom and dad
>as soon as i said that, I could here coming upstairs dad yells "god bless it!! what the hell you kids doing up here this late at night"
>the girls bolt out of my room and slam their door
>dad walks right past my room, holy shit that was so close
>dad opens sisters door without knocking and i could hear the girls scream "close the door!"
>i could hear dad talking to my sister but being quiet after 11:00, sister says sorry and goes back in room
>dad goes back to bed
>i sneak out of my room and go knock on my sisters door
>they let me in and her friend talks about how good of a fuck i was
>her other friend asks me to do it to her next
>i look at my sister and she says she wont do anything but will watch
>i fuck her other friend and cum inside her pussy too
>afterwards, they helped me clean up and then i went back to my room to go to sleep
>i couldnt sleep thinking "the what ifs" on pregnancy and if my sister might have joined gave me diamond dick
>finally went to sleep
continue?
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>>692947106
>>692947641

how much did the third chick cost?
>per hour,
>per session
>did you just agree to cover her expenses in exchange for regular sex?

also, nowadays craigslist is almost entirely scams and prostitutes
how would u recommend finding a girl like that nowadays?
(new to town / needs the money)
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Me and my bestfriend (f) fucked when she had boyfriend. Multiple times.
Best sex of my life, so no regrets, but no one knows.

We both don`t know why it happend, never cheated before, hasn`t since.

Were even still bestfriends
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>>692928418
how can i know all the secrets in this thread are true, people say in 4chan all the stories are fake
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>>692948354
you say you dont know why it happened
but can you think of any reason why she might have been more willing to cheat?\

was he
>a dick / boring / too nice
>selfish or bad in bed / small cock
>not around often
>ugly / average
>anything
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>>692948265

She wasnt even looking to fuck for money at first.

She posted just looking for people to hang out with and maybe buy her a couple things. She posted a pic and was cute af so I agreed.

I bought like $60 in stuff when we were out before anything came up for sex but later in the night she asked me about it.

She wanted me to just buy her stuff when we hung out in return for sex. Was a good deal.

Probably ended up only paying $500 total for 6 times which is mad cheap especially for an 18 year old asian chick.

I was 24 at the time.
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>>692931307
>messages us asking when we can hang together. He's been looking forward to our usual threesome.
how can i now that is true?
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>>692928418
I'm secretly a big fan of chinks, we should ally with them to kill off the negroes (chinks are smart and came up with groundbreaking technologies and shit)
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>>692936321
gross
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I have had sex with two of my step sisters. They don't know that I have fucked the other one. Can provide greentext for them if you want
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>>692948764
This guy beat you to it. >>692930088
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>>692946085
Kill yourself you fucking creep
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>>692948786

green text
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>>692948143
More, for the love of god!
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>>692948824
fuck.
/pol/ won't listen, they always hate on chinks
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>>692948786
>Can provide greentext for them if you want
Yes, please!
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>>692948786
Do tell
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>>692948617
fuck I ignored so many of those posts back when craigs was good
not sure if too many of them are posted now but will check

any other relevant stories / tips?
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>>692931307
Stale pasta
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>>692948994

You can probably do the same thing with tinder. You've got money to spend and you're not hideous looking it's pretty easy.
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>>692948143
continue
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>>692948939

>be me
>be 17 yo
>casual gamer boy with qtpi gf
>mother divorced, married a guy with two beautiful daughters.
>both have nice tits, blonde hair.
>Playing on computer at night when the bigger daughter was at us (24 yo at that time).
>Door opens.
>Femanon asks: "anon, can I come in?"
>Suresitdown.png
>Retard me not quitting the game, plays on
>Femanon: can I sleep with you?
>Sure thing Femanon.
>She gets in my bed and gets totally nude.
>I was scared, I was paralysed.
>Continued playing until got tired
>Go in bed naked with my step sister.
>She starts kissing.
>ohgodsogood.jpeg
>tells me silently: you know we can never tell this to anyone do you?
>"sure" I say.
cont.
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>>692930088
Anyone over the age of 18 with IQs lower than 100 should be sterilized
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>>692949721
in 50-100 years human intelligence will be the past, so it would have any impact on the inteligence on the longterm
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>>692949919
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everytime my mother passes out drunk i play with her tits
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>>692949720
>She pulls out my cock and starts a BJ.
>GodmyGFcantdoshitlikethis.mov
>I tell her: I want you
>She pulls condom on me
>I tell her to lay down
>No, I want to ride on you. She said.
>Starts riding
>best.ride.EVER.period.
>can't keep it long, one of my fantasy is fulfilled.
>bursts faster than expected, only lasted 5 minutes into riding.
>Shame
>She tells: No problem anon, but I really want to suck your dick until you go to sleep
>WTF
>starts sucking
>sucks for a half hour
>lays next to me
>cuddles
>kisses
>next day, meeting my girlfriend.

We still look into the others eye really deep to this day, even thought a lot of time passed since then.
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>>692949720
cont
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>>692950188
who was that girl?
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>>692949919
>>692950011
yeah i forgot to say that, machine intelligence, AIs will be exceeds the bllogical intelligence
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>>692928418

i want my mom to be my mistress.

i want to be her master.

i want her to worship my cock.

i want her to call me a motherfucker while we incest.
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>>692934926
Pic related? Define "anything." Use greentext, if necessary.
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>>692930603
Do you live in Parklands/Bruwood?
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>>692948924
>woke up next day
>they didn't say anything to me
>went about my day as normal
>i think it was a week later or the week after that, my sister threw a slumber party
>sister tried to kick me out for just her and her friends but parents said no, that ill just be in my room and wont get in the way
>later that night, playing world of warcraft online
>was on for like not even 10 minutes and already had one of her friends knocking on my door
>it was the same two from her birthday party
>again, we ended up with another threesome but this time I came in the other girl
>it was such a fucking turn on with the original girl underneath licking my dick and the cum oozing from her pussy into her mouth
>could hear my sister calling out for them
>they quickly put their clothes back on and leave the room
>i jump back on world of warcraft
>2am, was about to log off when sister is right behind me
>holy shit you scared the shit in me
>"sorry bro, just wanted to ask you something and please be honest with me on this.."
>"ok what is it"
>"did you seriously just fuck my two friends again?"
>"uhh.. yeah"
>she gets mad and explained to her that they came to me asking
>"oh really? hmm.. well thats going to stop."
>"why are you jealous? we cant do it, we are family."
>"no.. no.. im not jealous. why would i be?"
>"i dunno. you just sound weird about it and act like you want in on it."
>paused for a moment and asked her "what time is it?"
>"its going on 3am, everyone is asleep."
>"ok well im going to bed then good night."
>"wait dont.. comon anon i want to try"
>get up and tell her "no its time for bed"
>"im not tired and i can see you have a boner for me"
>ohshit.jpg
>"ok ok fine but we need to be quick on this"
>without another word, she takes off her shirt and bra to reveal her tits
>fuck im diamonds and ask what size those are
>she said 32c
>take out my cock, she touches it
>"can i try and suck it?"
>"yeah but i might cum if you do it to long"
continue?
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This is one story. The other step sister is simpler.

>be me
>be 21 yo.
>4 years after I fucked her sister
>She was 18 then.
>Christmas
>They are at us
>Me and youngerfemanon watch horror movies
>She says: I'm tired. Can I sleep in your laps?
>Why not.
>She lays down. Says: It is too hot
>gets naked
>le me watching the movie when I feel her hand touching my cock
>hard as always
>She doesn't say a word
>pulls it out
>sucks
>ohmygod.jpeg
>in the middle of the living room, we fuck. Older sister is sleeping 8 meters from us in another room, sister, grandpa, mother upstairs.
>scared as fuck
>decide to go in my room
>bang her like an alpha for an hour
>She moans loudly
>I cum in her
>She then lick of the excess.
>She leaves the room smiling at me.

To this day, I know she would do that again with me, I try to fake an excuse to my GF (with whom I live now) to sleep with her. Any tips?
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>>692950285
It was my step sister
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>>692950765
continue
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my boyfriend has been hiding his cuck fetish from me. went on his phone to google something and saw heaps of tabs open of black gangbang cuck porn. tbh if he got my drunk enough i'd probably do it
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>>692950841
that story is so fake bro, but is cool
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>>692951368
I am happily telling you it isn't fake my dear.
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>>692940137
Not mere iq on its own but a highly developed advanced version of it for full scale mental capacity evaluation
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>>692951438
most of the sotries in 4chan are fake, why yours would be true?
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>>692928418
My daily job involves constant lying.
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I'm getting married to a beautiful girl in about a year, im a closet sissy/fem boy with a massive collection of huge toys, i fuck myself with them whenever i can, she has no idea.
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I was molested by an older female cousin when I was 5
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>>692951528
Because I rarely post shit to 4chan, but when I post, I won't lie. where is the fun in that?
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>>692951771
pics?
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I want to be a Policeman.
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>>692930603
If, god forbid, you would die, what will happen with all these folders? Isn't it a tempting idea to somehow set it up sp it automatically goes public, should you kick the bucket? Like a last grem prank from beyond the grave.
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>>692950765
Yes.
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>>692930799
Well... I'm kind of judging him actually, but don't mind me.
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>>692930832
>>692933860
Or more importantly, how do you fuck it TWICE?
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>>692930886
You have created a little homo.
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>>692945985
I have done that with my sisters i was 13
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>>692947762
Yes please , you are the real real deal
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I like snat.
Fuck. :(
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I say I'm going to feed the birds
But i only go to the park to eat a whole bag of Wonderbread
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>>692947734
....u wot m8
in china that amounts to basically ruining her life you know
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>>692943705
>>692944626
I only came to this thread for the convo between you two, and it didnt disappoint, well done.
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>>692950765
>she sucks my cock for about 10-15 minutes
>she was really good
>"have you done this before? it feels good"
>"no, your my first"
>she was constantly staring up at my eyes and i could tell she was enjoying it by seeing me edging
>"tell her im about to cum and should pull out"
>she moans and keeps going
>i pictured her friends pussy was last on my dick and that she was basically tasting and licking the pussy juice from her friend earlier
>"oh shit sis, im going to cum"
>she kept moaning and didn't leave my cock
>cum in her mouth
>her eyes wide up and i tell her "do not spit, swallow it"
>she swallows and wipes her mouth with her hand
>tell her "fuck that was good"
>"yeah you taste good, do you have more?"
>"i dont think so since i came in your friend earlier"
>"could we try again anyways?"
>"yeah give me five minutes"
>she went back to sucking my cock again
>diamonds again
>she pulled out and said "i can feel it grow in my mouth" and she went back to sucking
>asked her what she wanted to do next
>she said "i want to wait on fucking. i just want to taste you."
>with that, i could feel my balls tense again
>she was rubbing my balls and kept sucking
>it took me about another 20 minutes and could see it getting close to 4am
>she kept asking "are you about to cum"
>with those choice of words, it was enough to edge
>"fuck yes.. im about to cum sis"
>"ohh sis here it cums"
>this time she went fucking low and i mean fucking deep throated
>i could feel my cock hitting the back of her throat
>her eyes watered up
>"huggh ahhh!!"
>two strong spurts directly down her throat
>she quickly pulled out
>came buckets in her open mouth and tits
>"ohhhh shit sis... that was.. good"
>"my dick is sore now"
>"ok then im going to clean up and go to bed"
>went to bed
>from here on, she made me make a deal with her that if i stopped fucking her friends that she would keep fucking me whenever. deal
>two months later, i found out her friends i fucked are pregnant.
>fuck my life
cont?
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>>692952989
Holy shit

I'm sad
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>>692953156
No same story, differnt day
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>>692953156
just type faggot!
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>>692953156
ofc
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>>692933001

GIrls want their brother's friends & their friend's brothers.

^Truth i wish i'd known growing up.
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I startes saving condoms lately
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From the ages of 13 to 18 my dad fucked my sister and I. I hated it but eventually became addicted to feeling him inside me. He loved making me cum and would give me intense multiple orgasms. He'd also force my sister and I to fuck, eat each other out and make out while he'd jack off. He died of cancer two years ago. I guess karma is a bitch. Now I'm addicted to sex and have a daddy daughter fetish. I love calling men daddy in bed and fucking older guys. He makes me sick but thinking about how he'd make me cum makes me so wet still. I'm fucked.
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>>692953760
>2016
>still using condoms
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I helped my gf get fucked by a friends dog.
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>>692953760
Is that blood
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>>692953760
>Picrelated
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I fucked my brothers girlfriend
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i fap to my younger sister. pic related.
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>>692953869
Yes im not a fag whos scared of periodsex
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>>692953972
Moar pls
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>>692953838
My gf doesnt want to take birthcontrol so im basicily fucked sorry for my english btw
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>>692953156
>met up with her friends one day
>told them we will work this out
>they cry and tell me how their parents found the pregnancy test was positive
>one of them mentioned their dad was a cop and was already filing a report
>asked them if they mentioned me at all
>they said no that they both agreed they didn't say a thing
>told them to come up with a false description on 3 different guys that raped you. told them if they both go at the same time it will be more believable
>we agree to only talk once a month in private to avoid any suspicious calls or text messages
>the report gets sent out and there was a big news broadcast with fake drawings of the men
>long story short, i never got caught. both girls had their babies and did keep them. one boy and one girl. i visit them once in awhile and help pay expenses. my sister is no longer friends with them and we still have sex once in awhile. im 27 now, married with 3 kids of my own. wife doesnt know a thing.
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>>692951320
whats ur kik? im into cucking aswell
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I'm gay because I saw my dad naked coming out of the shower when I was younger and was turned on.
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When I cum, I usually just lick it off my hands or scoop it with a finger off my stomach and eat it. I dont give any sexual context though but do it automatically before I get a tissue to wipe off so it doesn't get on my clothes. Also good for checking if something is wrong .healthwise
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>>692954530
I never understood guys who get all squimish about their own sperm
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>>692954090
She's so pretty and tight. Just came so hard to her.
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>>692954689
I wanna cum on her face
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>>692954724
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>>692954770
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>>692954796
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>>692936268
stories?
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