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Bring your troubles before him so he may give you his wisdom.
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Will I ever have a gf?
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>>692916573
Did you check yet?
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Will I get the job?
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is OP a fag?
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>>692915593
Do I have a monster cock?
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>>692916681
What's your answer?
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>>692915593
Is it really a toupee?
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Will I make the team?
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Will I land this job?
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>>692916800
You own the team
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Ooga booga?
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>>692916800
ALL HAIL THE NEW BOSS
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>>692915593
Should I give up on her?
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>>692916943
So, what's your answer?
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>>692916899
Oh shit you own the team too. Welcome to the team co owner
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>>692916923
Not so fast.
See>>692916899
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Will you be president?
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is hillary a lying faggot?
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will you become president of the united states?
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Does she really care about me?
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>>692917066
What is your first order?
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>>692915593
Am I getting arrested soon for what I just did?
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>>692917025
Alright, it's later. What's your answer?
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>>692917066
No, YOU will be.
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Did Bush do 9/11?
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>>692917125
Tell me
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Will you end and never renegotiate these fucking neo-liberal trade agreements?
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>>692915593
Will I beat this fuckin cancer?
Save me God Emperor.
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Is she worth it?
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>>692915593
will you make america great again ?
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>>692917193
Reroll
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>>692915593
Am I going to get a girlfriend soon?
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Will I ever be Taylor and Karlie's fuck buddy?
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Should I commit suicide?
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>>692917362
Shit
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>>692917444
checked
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>>692917357
Wow, that was perfect
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Whole fuckin lot of checking going on.
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Will she like me by the end of the year?
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>>692917465
I gotta know now sorry
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>>692915593
Will I have a shitty day tomorrow or nah
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>>692915593

Trump is on a mission from Bill to get Hillary elected in a landslide so huge even 100 Karl Roves cant rig it
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Will tomorrow be better?
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>>692917614
Christ not again
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is my hair falling out?
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>>692915593
Will Hannah like me before the end of the year
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>>692917793
And?
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are you really gonna build the wall?
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Will I stay with my current university for the next 3 years?
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>>692917444
Damn Donald,I know you gotta crush dreams, but damn.

Don, will I ever be TayTay's side piece?
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>>692915593
My friend has been a true scumbag, should I drop him from my life?
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>>692918089
But I feel insulted, should I really keep in contact?
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>>692915593
Will she be the one?
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Can I be the new boss?
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>>692918075
It is technically later, will I ever be TayTay's secret lover?
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Would she cheat on me?
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>>692918200
shit
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>>692918188
Dammit
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>>692918168
So stop talking to him then?
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Are you going to be elected as President of the USA?
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>>692915593
will i ever have a gf again?
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>>692918293
so?
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I'm better than you?
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>>692918353
check it already
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>>692918257
No, seriously
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>>692918188

4chan used to be good.
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>>692918188
fuck you
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Will I ever make it as an actor?
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>>692918188
checked
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>>692918188
NOT AGAIN
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Will my friends stop raping me one day?
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Should I continue my work for Cutco to back up my dreams?
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>>692918188
I don't believe in this cancer shit meme but better safe than sorry
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>>692915593
will we ever get back together
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>>692918500
rekt
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>>692918565
You know it yet?
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>>692918644
reroll :/
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>>692918600
>>692918500
Both of these were me. Shit.
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>>692915593
Will I ever get what I most desire
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>>692918644
>>692918730
i wanna fucking die
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Will she be in any of my classes next year?
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>>692918245
Don, give me a straight answer please.
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>>692918460
newfag
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will the chemistry teacher fuck me?
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Is my penis average length, oh wisest one?
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Will she be in any of my classes next year??
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Can you give me an epic get?
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>>692915593
Am I going to look like what I looked do it years ago?
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Will she like me?
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Will she like me??
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Did she like me this year?
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>>692919385
reroll
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Do I have a chance with her?
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Is having 876579 necks good, trump daddy?
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>>692917522
>mfw I noticed after 2 more posts that I got trips.

Better start looking up places in Utah, cause that sounds like Don got me 2 new wifes.

Don, will I ever start a polygamist cult and have all Tay's squad be my wifes?
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>>692915593
Can i fuck your daughter?
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>>692915593
she is thinking about me
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>>692920050
Kek
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>>692920129
Lmao
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>>692919758
Thanks for the reality check Don, least I get some of dat sweet Tay and Karli pusi

>>692920050
cock blocked by Big Don
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Will I ever get featured on ifunny?
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Will Trump win?
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Niggers tongue my anus?
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>>692915593
will i be homeless
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My dad hit me should I call the police?
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>>692915593
Will Donald kill him self
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AuA8fab64
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>>692915593
Is meme magic real?
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Am I gonna have sex until end of this year?
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>>692920050
Can I fuck his mom and your daughter up the ass?
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>>692920766
You'll be the king of the vagabonds
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>>692918188
FUCK off
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>>692921053
Well?
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Will I get to have "the sex :^)" this year?
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>>692921383
Right, let big Don check it
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>>692921563
What's the answer to my question?
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will i fuck wyatt?
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Should i just leave
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can jet fuel melt steel beams?
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>>692915593
Should we exterminate the non christians as God demands?
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will i fuck wyatt mceachern
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>>692921818
Carlos will fuck you?
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>>692915593
will my gf leave me for someone better
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>>692915593
Kill yourself
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Am I an illegal mexican?
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Am I a meme
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>>692915593
Dies Brianna have a crush on me?
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>>692915593
Should I teach students?
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will i finally be able to do that thing i wanted to do
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Will I get the pussy
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Am I a meme?
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Are you a nigger?
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>>692915593
Will I fuck her someday.
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>>692922943
Give it to me straight
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>>692915593
can I be VP?
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>>692915593
Will you build the wall?
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>>692915593 (OP)
When you're prez?
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am i going to be happy?
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>>692915593
should i post tits?
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>>692916573
>>692916681
>>692916782
/thread
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>>692922291
Looks like you better start looking for new
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>>692915593
Will you be as bad of a president as were were an actor in Lil Rascals?
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Will I be happy in life?
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>>692924800
No, so...will I be!
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>>692915593
Will I ever amount to anything, Mr. Trump?
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>>692924873
Did you fucking check? If so, what's the verdict?
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Will I get laid this year?
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>>692924973
STOP FUCKING CHECKING YOU BETA CUCK PEICE OH SHIT. ANSWER ME!!!!!
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>>692924979
KEK
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I will die tonight?
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>>692925109
he will never answer you lol
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hitler did nothing wrong?
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>>692925331
kek

will you get impeached?
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should i buy a pizza?
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>>692925613

time limited here mr. future president. should i go buy pizza?
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>>692925536
EPIC FORESHADOWING

will you bring back slavery?
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SHOULD I BUY A PIZZA
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Is it going to happen?
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donald, THE donald, should i get a pizza?
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Roll
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pizza tonight?
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>>692915593
Is there already a plan in store for me to stage my death after my cock rocks?
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is she gonna keep dying her hair?
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Oh wise and powerful Don, am I going to have a wine-fueled threesome at my Fourth of July party tonight?
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>>692926803
So did Christopher George Latore Wallace survive?
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>>692915593
Is 4chan for faggots?
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will i be rich tomorrow
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Is this bitch worth it?
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>>692915593
Is it too early to ask Donald?
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>>692915593
Will Gary Johnson actually have a chance?
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>>692927241
YES! Biggie's alive and I'll do a notorious run for 1 day after my cock rocks. And no, I won't be knocking anyone up that day. Too late.
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>>692918188
Fuck you
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Should i do something?
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Am I a cuck
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Is she lying?
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do they matter?
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Will Clara become my girlfriend this week?
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Did you really accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior like Lou Dobson said?
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>>692915593
Will I ever fuck her luscious tits?
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Will I be rich in the near future?
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Should I actually kill myself this time?
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>>692915593
there is this girl from Hungary
>does she love me?
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>>692929065
Now is later.
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>>692915593
Will my RP partner stay with me?
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>>692915593
IS Gary Johnson a Faggot
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>>692915593
Are your little whipping boy named Noah in this thread?
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>>692928865
Don this is important stuff here.
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>>692929203
Checked?
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Is joey a massive cuck?
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>>692915593
Should, Dustin, Adan, and Noah go fuck tem selves
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>>692929452
Yes
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Can this get any more meta?
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will you make america great again?
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Can taro be any gayer?
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will I ever get laid?
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how about now?
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>>692915593
Can Dustin go fuck himself for being a lil whiney bitch because I used his first name in this thread
#FuckyouDustin
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Can this circle get anymore jerk?
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>>692915593
will 4chan ever die
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>>692929621
sweet
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Should 4chan endorse you?
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>>692915593
Does Hilary's cunt taste like roast beef?
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>>692929621
Will it be a guy or a girl? guy = yes, girl = no anything else is a.. a thing.
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Does Bill's cunt taste like roast beef?
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Does Gary Johnson's cunt taste like roast beef?
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will I ever rape you?
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>>692915593
does shillarys kunt taste like rotting dogmeat?
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Did hitler do anything wrong?
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>>692915593
Does Taro's cunt taste like an Arby's Sandwich?
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Should I text the bitch
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>>692915593
Did I pass my exam?
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>>692915593
Am I a cunt that smells like roast beef?
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>>692915593
Should i vote for you mr. Trump?
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will I fuck her in a weeks time?
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>>692930193
kk
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>>692915593
Will you end the war on drugs?
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>>692930172
>probably
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>>692915593
Oh doneld, will She be happy about that?
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>>692930243
K
Did you check?
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>>692915593
Should we embrase Anarcho Communism and seize the means of production from the borge-cis scum that run this white supremist capitalist patriarchy that my god queen Bell Hooks told me about.
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>>692930312
K, so?
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>>692915593
Will I finally get a girlfriend this year
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>>692915593
Yo Dolan Dump, u do know Bernie's got everything on you, right?
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>>692918188
Lol
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>>692915593
Sucky sucky five dollars?
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will she come back to me
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>>692930409
Is there anything I can do to change that
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>>692930444
You're fired
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Will you win the election?
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>>692930444
check yourself
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>>692915593
Should I take the deal, or go to trial?
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>>692929095
>>692915593

second try
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>>692915593
Was the Holocaust a thing
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>>692915593
will erin date me?
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>>692915593
Should I go back up to CO before I leave to see someone
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>>692918188
You're a shitty person
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>>692931137
No way dude, she's already dating someone else
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Am I ever getting married
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>>692918188
Fuckin fucker
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>>692915593
Are you a bumbling buffoon?
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Will you become president?
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>>692915593
Roll
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>>692915593
Kkk?
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Will i live a happy, fufilling live accomplishing all my hopes and dreams
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am i on the cusp
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Should i fuck someone from work up?
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>>692915593
Will I succeed?
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>>692936603
Well?
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>>692915593
will you die?
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>>692915593
Will I be lonely forever?
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>>692936668
WEW
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Should I stop talking to her altogether?
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>>692936800
Don't know how to interpret this so re-roll
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>>692936903
Goddammit
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Will everyone's mother die in their sleep tonight if they fail to reply to this post?
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frosted butts?
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Was friend zoning her a bad idea?
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