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Sexiest lady alive voted
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Niggers are smelly
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Donald Trump was caught with Mexican CP
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Sir egg of head visits EU
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>>692888910
Roll
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>>692888910
reroll
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Donald Trump raped his daughter when she was 12.
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That OP is a giant faggot.
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moot is a serial rapist
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that 2pac is alive in kosovo
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Kanye West and Bill O'Reilly are in a secret gay relationship.
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>>692889579
close but no cigar
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>>692889978
1 off
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OP is not a faggot
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Headline: "Psychic Zen Buddhist monk says that Justin Bieber is a reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln"
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cp is now legal
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>>>>692888888
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>>692888521

China Launches 'Rumor-Busting' Website to Enforce Party Line

http://www.rfa.org/english/news/china/china-launches-rumor-busting-website-to-enforce-party-line-05132016093057.html
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The earth is really triangle-shaped.
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The Earth is actually an egg inside a massive ovary.
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>>692888910
Roll
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>>692888521
triangles are actually squares
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>>692888910
Rollo
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>>692888910
Reroll
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obama is a massive nigger
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North Korea has plans to start launching nukes at various countries starting October 3rd.
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Miranda Cosgrove is a neo-nazi
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US government funds mexican drug cartels
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hitler did nothing wrong
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>>692888910
roll!
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July 19th is National Suicide Day, everyone participates
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Chinese government hunts down their own citizens and sends them to organ harvesting factories to keep the population in check
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>>692888910
77 get. By the power of Greyskull.
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>>692888910
Reroll
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>>692888910
thunder........THUNDER......THUNDERCATS
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HP will start bundling Ubuntu with all of its computers starting in 2019.
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>>692891770
Reroll
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Hillar Clinton had an affair with a worker in the pentagon (I want to see how powerful 4 chan is)
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>>692888910
>>692891830
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>692891887
whoa
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Op pooped his pants
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Michael from Vsauce is racist
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>>692888521
alex is a stupid nigger
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>>692891887
Reroll
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Donald Trump called his black fry cook "Kunta Kinte"
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4chan makes buyout offer on tumbler
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Studies reveal that self identifying feminist women have a tendency to becoming sexually aroused at the thought of they themselves being objectified by men
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That this chick has AIDS insta: defrosting
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New Twitter hashtag that involves smothering yourself to death. Someone else come up with a clever phrase.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson comes out as Muslim
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>>692888910
Roll
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That op takes it up the butt
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>>692888910
Roll
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>>692888910
road roller
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Canada doesn't exist, it's actually a big part of northern America which can only be reach by getting gassed in flying gas chamber
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chew chew chew fuckin big red or donald trump will win.
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>>692888910
rollllllll
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God was Irish
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Milhouse is a meme
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90% of all bread manufactured in North America is contaminated with cockroach feces.
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A random girl of my choice has had sex with 64 black guys for crack
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Bernie Sanders ripped his fucking shirt off and beat the shit out of Donald Trump, fight club style
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>>692892278
I like you
Roll
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>>692888910
rollin
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>>692888910
come on baby!
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>>692888910
rooooooooll
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>>692892716
reroll.
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>>692888910
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>692892705
Roll
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Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch made a sex tape.
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>>692888910
Fug
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>>692892716
>Bernie Sanders rips out hearts from child infants and eats them raw to keep his old senile body alive
ftfy
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im gay
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4chan is now run by baby goats and homosexual elks
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>>692892716
reroll

this will be 77
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77
>>692888910
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The cure to cancer I a extra chromosome
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>>692888910
rolll
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>>692888910
but that mexican must be a boy
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>>692888910
Roll
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>>692888910
Yo
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Blacks deserve equal rights.
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New evidence suggest Adam Lanza is a cool guy. Eh saves children from living shitty lives and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>692893048
Is*
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>>692888910
rolllllllllllllllllll
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Op isn't a fag
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>>692888910
Just keep rolling. Roll
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>>692888910
GODDAMN IT
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Onions make a better ham sandwich.
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>>692893203
Said who?
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>>692888910
Check um. Roll
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The UN has declared that rubber gloves are "an undeniable breach of human rights".
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The beta uprising is real
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HIllary Clinton cheated on BIll
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The Brexit votes were recounted to show remain won
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Hiro buys Tumblr for $100 million and plans to reorganize the site as a 4chan sub-board.
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That TaylorAlaska is the new queen
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>>692892062
roll
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Trump nazi
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Rollerino
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>>692888910
Let's just spread this rumor regardless ofthe dubs.
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England after leaving the EU, has now voted to pass a law requiring all Muslims where a red letter Monday on there chest so as to be easily identified.
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Women don't exist. Doctors have been cutting off male babies willies and injecting them with chemicals the whole time.
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Google is going bankrupt.
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>>692888910
rolling for this
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"Scientist have figured out that feminism is caused by a brain tumor"
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>>692893581
>08
Rolling on this
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Terrorist are going to bomb hollywood
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The American Revolution was a hoax
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That the holocaust was false
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Tumblr won't actually raid us
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>>692888910
rerolling for this
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>>692893004
Rolling for this
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Declassified documents show the CIA created Yellowstone Volcano as a super weapon to kill homosexuals
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>>692893759
Roll mofo
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Miley cyrus was in a car crash and she is kill
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77s don't exist
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>>692893825
>tfw do 4chan raid on tumblr and tumblr raid on 4chan

I feel like a double spy and I don't know who I am anymore
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Hunter X Hunter is the GOAT anime
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>>692893788
Appropriate dubs
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>>692888910
Just keep rolling
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>>692893825
Oh no?
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>>692891887
rolling for this
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Hillary's nudes recently leaked
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The volcano at Yellowstone national park is expected to erupt soon and cover the majority of the region in lava
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>>692891887
reroll
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>>692893759
Reroll
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Justin Bieber was abducted by ISIS
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Johnson & Johnson invented the HIV virus in 1968.
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The purity myth isn't a myth
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Clinton fucked Obama
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Obama has been caught smoking again
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>>692894258
Rawllll
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Obama fucked Trump
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>>692894333
Interesting concept
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Donald Trumps father was a hardcore Muslim
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Microsoft is buying out Facebook.
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Rumor: Hacker discovers DOD documents that a military coup is planned in the event Clinton wins.
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>>692894333
Closest we'll. Get to 77
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there has been an outbreak of super-Ebola in texas
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Alaska isn't real
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Obama is going to pardon OJ Simpson his last day in office.
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77
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That Jesus is real
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Donald trump got walked in on while sitting on a dildo
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>>692894544
Lemme guess, fundamentalist Christianism?
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>>692894610
Me and a friend had a similar prank in high school where we tried to convince people that Russia is a mass illusion.
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This website is losing funds and will close within the month
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Scientific study proves Radiohead sucks.
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>>692888521
Vaccines cause autism.
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"Omar mateen" was really joe Biden in a mask
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>>692894777
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>>692888521
We spread the rumor that OP isn't a faggot.
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>>692894333
roll for this
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4chan is being heavily monitored by the NSA
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Japan was nuked
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>>692891887
ROLLING FOR THIS
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Trump buttfucks goats regularly
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A coalition of feminists have successfully banned video games worldwide.

Take this shit to /v/ and watch what happens.
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CP is now legal on 4chan
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>>692891887
Rolling for this.
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The International Calendar Foundation has declared that August will now be 21 days long, effective this year.
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>>692894989
No faggot, we're not gonna help you get cp
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>>692894964
We know it was you, Ahmed.
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>>692888910
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Jet fuel melts steel beams
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Saying "autism" on the Internet is now hate speech
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>>692888910
Roll
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777
All mosquitoes will be exterminated in a month
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Mark Zuckerberg is using facebook to distribute CP
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>>692888910
Rolling for this
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The US is getting rid of neetbux
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Canada bought Alaska and will make it a safe haven all refugees can go to for free
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>>692895160
How would that even work?
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>>692895160
Roll
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>>692894529
Change Hillary for Trump and Roll
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new challenge is going on the whole country "#DrinkTheFirstPillYouSeeChallenge"
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Drinking is in the process of becoming illegal in the US
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Scientists discover that feces can be cooked in ovens into edible food.
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>>692895284
Idk. Im running out of ideas
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Trump joined NAMBLA in the late 80s
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Call of Duty has a rape scene in it's files. It can be shown by transferring the disk files into a PC and extracting it, going through some folders, and clicking on "wow.wmv"
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Muslims are breeding 10x faster than everyone else in the us and will be majority in 30 years
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African elephants have officially gone extinct.
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Donald trump is resigning his run for presidency due to lung cancer
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>>692895436
Rolling for this shit
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>>692895294
been there done that
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4chan is being shut down soon
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>>692888910
Rollin
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>>692888910
Roll
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>>692895499
roll
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Bin Laden was spotted alive at an airport in Turkey
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Shit
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>>692895525
Again
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Nasa has hidden proof an extinction level event will occur in the next 5-20 years, and has no feasable way we could ever stop it
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4th of July is illegal in south America
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Trump doesnt vaccinate his kids
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>>692895555
These are not the digits we're looking for, but they're nice anyway.
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>>692895577
le winrar
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Being retarded makes people happy
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>>692895577
Not as funny as the others but fuck it
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>>692895577
Ayy
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>>692895577
winrar
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>>692895577
Winrar, he's alive
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>>692895577
winrar finally
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>>692895577
FINALLY
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>>692895577
Winner!
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>>692895555
WITNESSED
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For this V
>>692895436
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Hiroyuki is leaking 4chan data to the FBI
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>>692895577
winrar
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>>692888910
Rollin'
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>>692895577
WINRAR
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>>692888521
We spread a rumor that KeemStar is the secret owner of 4chan.
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bruce jenner and richard simmons are doing a reality show called hollywood choppers
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>>692895577
Winrar faggot
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>>692895577
Winner, but no chicken dinner until the thread has been exterminated
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>>692888886
Damn son, so close
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>>692895577
Oh shit kek
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>>692895577
BINLADEN SPOTTED IN TURKEY BOARDING A FLIGHT TO PAKISTAN
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>>692895677
holy shit double facts
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>>692895577
WIN
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So now that we have chosen what rumor to spread, how do we spread it to the masses?
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>>692896186
RAR
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....Let$s do this....figures it would be about bin laden...
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>>692895577
He's alive now how do we spread some one photo shop some shit and I'll post
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>>692896199
Call gullible news reporters with a turkish accent and a hidden caller ID
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>>692895977
>>692895677
>>692895577
>>692895555
Ayyy
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>>692895981
dats mother fuckin DION


Dion just put out a new album
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>>692896199
>2016
>thinking this thread is actually gonna spread a rumor
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>>692895555
>>692888888
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>>692896464
Never say never, /b/ro. We can do this.
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>>692896464
Too fucking true. Anything that anyone thinks is funny just ends up on reddit now anyway. These threads will never work again until r/4chan gets taken down. Until then, too many people see anything that is started and know its fake before it can get to a large audience.
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>>692888910
roll
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>>692888888
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>>692888910
roll
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checkem
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>>692896464
You'd be suprised , my little turd
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>>692891887
Rrrolling!!!!!
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>>692895577
winrar
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>>692896867
Also, just to cover my bases, fuck you, reddit.
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Why don't you fags make a skype chat to coordinate?
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I got a template
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keemstar amateur gay porn video leaked
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>>692898130
ALL RIGHT!
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>>692888910
Rollando
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>>692898130
Kekerino
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Send it into the National Enquirer. They will probably publish it.
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Emma Watson officially released nudes
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>>692898130
give me a description an someone photoshop a picture, we can do it bois
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Someone brave into /gd/ and ask for help
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Roll
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Taylor Swift pregnant from Lil Bow Wow.
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Niggers are actually respectable human beings
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Hillary clinton raped lorretta lynch
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>>692899167
Uh. Why not you? It's a great idea, credit yourself for it damn it
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Rolling
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Obama isnt actually black
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New Zealand protects anons
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>>692899588
Yeah.

https://thepiratebay.org/search/photoshop/0/99/0
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>>692899583
Reroll
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>>692899343
Kek roll
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>>692900110
Roll
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>>692895577
Can someone make fake news articles!?
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>>692900169
Good idea.
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>>692899167
>>275583
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I've summoned them
>>>/gd/275585
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socializing "is not recommended New Year's Eve by terror threat
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Omwisselen naar het NederlandsVolledig scherm sluitensocializing "is not recommended New Year's Eve by terror threat
The national security services have concrete evidence that terrorists "socialize" by during New Year's Eve will try to mingle among the population, and then to carry out an attack. Therefore, the police extra vigilant for people who have a drink social gathering, or wish to exchange packets, pillow or tell jokes. It is also advised to conduct social activities in order not to be forced to erroneous arrests the police.
There were clear indications that terrorists will play on New Year's Eve specifically on the fun. They can have mixed explosives in oil fondue, or a deadly poison in Champagne. "We would all these fun activities can prohibit individual, but we may see something on the head. So we ask the population to fun things to leave this year for what they are, "said the police spokesman.
They are also asked to avoid sociable people. "We have intercepted telephone conversations in which terrorists practiced to deliver New Year greetings." Also self socializing is discouraged. "Especially those who before the brownish type or has a long beard, is not recommended to simply wish people on the street luck with the new year. This is not to force to false arrests the police. "
TIPS
To reduce the risk of an attack, police disperses some tips for New Year's Eve:
* Beware of people who do not drink alcohol. That is very suspicious.
* People sometimes do too cozy because they seem to have too much to drink, are also suspected.
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>>692895577
checked
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>>692901637

* Continue work on New Year's Eve. At work, you are safe and then you do something for society.
* Do not over-exuberant. If that is not obvious, then thinking of the poor kids in Africa to bring down your mood.
* Pay no party photos or New Year wishes from family and friends on Facebook, because then the terrorists know that the popular people are.
* Avoid flirting. You do not want a terrorist in your bed.
* Have not popping champagne corks, but they try to remove the bottle without sound.
* Drink better anyway no champagne. Water can be, because that drink terrorists.
* People who have a dog or a child Allahuakbar hot, let the best home. This creates misunderstandings.
* The terrorists will disguise themselves as typical Westerners. Therefore shun extravagant gay types or sluts.
* Who wants loud countdown to midnight do better at any time, as thirteen to eleven or seven after one. So you give the terrorists the opportunity to time their action
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>>692888910
Rolling
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Hillary Clinton murdered ten people in Arkansas between 1980 and 1981.
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>>692888521
hgfhdthg
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>>692888910
roll
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