Why can't I get laid /b/ ?
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Why can't I get laid /b/ ?
I like your thighs
>>692840527
Werewolf arms.
>>692840527
fat
>>692840527
your personality
>>692840861
But I'm overall a nic down to earth geniune person, never a douchebag unless i'm being forced to be always a fucking gentleman too which is starting to weight heavy on my conscience since those whores don't seem to apreciate it anymore
you're a faggot.
>>692840527
Neckbearded and Whiteknight.
Wears skinny jeans and gayass hair. Probably pretentious and talks all about himself.
You also must try too hard, trying to form a connection the first moment you find a girl who makes the mistake of talking your way.
You probably type with emojis on here and have a 5.3 inch penis.
I bet you tried to vote for Bernie you cuck.
>>692840527
>Why can't I get laid /b/ ?
Because you feel entitled to it and women can smell that shit a mile off.
If all you want is to get laid, there are plenty of obliging hookers.
>>692841028
im not saying your a douche bag or some loser. what im saying is what ever your personality is just isn't what that girl wants. idk if your looking for 'love' or just want some random ass but you'll never pick up random woman unless your enable to adjust your personality on the fly.
>>692840527
Well you don't strike me as repulsive and you seem to dress OK, not great, but not enough that you cant get laid. Are you even trying? Like really trying? where/how?
>>692841442
I'm from the UK bro, far from egocentrical due to my low self esteem and I honestly don't care about what I wear that much and also since you're curious about it my cock is 6,7 inches with a curve to the right also uncircumcised so how about you pull my foreskin slowly while frenchkissing my tip mixing my dickcheese with your dickchewing lips FAGGOT
>>692841028
Based on the statement you just made, I can guarantee you it is your personality. You need to grow the fuck up.
>>692841798
How'd you know Im gay? Plus your british, I dont want to contract plague from your smegma.
>>692841874
Oh so replying to someone that tries to make certain statements about me that has no idea how I am personally makes me childish? I might not be able to get laid buddy but I am a stand up guy also as I mentioned it I never start arguments unless i'm being caught in one
>>692841798
>>692841798
Definitely the personality. Too much entitlement.
>>692841798
this is why you have no luck with women
>>692841613
>plenty of obliging hookers
he wants it for free tho
>>692841028
90% of grills dont want a nice guy, specially at first impression. And thats 99% of grills that will fuck you after getting picked up at a bar/club. You can be the nice guy later on, but you need to be the fun loving, confident dude thats going to show her a good time. Wuote from Swingers-
>Come here a second, listen. Now look it. When you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Bad man.
>>692842267
>Too much entitlement
/THREAD
Read this you fuck.
https://pgcag.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/48lawsofpower.pdf
>>692840527
you don't get out enough
Wearing a shirt over a t-shirt makes you look like your mom still buys your clothes, also the shitty ripped jeans really aren't doing you any favors.
You couldn't even be bothered to Iron the shirt
>>692841798
not caring what you wear is most likely a big part of the reason you aren't getting laid
Take pride in your appearance and people will start noticing you more
>>692840527
Alright, so you got a perfectly decent template to work with.
Not knowing the slighest thing about your personality or financial standing:
1) Grooming is alpha omega and the first sign to others that you are capable of caring for yourself. Lose the beard, mb get a slightly fresher haircut.
2) Get in shape. You don't have to become swole brah, but at least get in decent shape. Just run or swim or whatever, I think for you this would do wonders for your face shape. Furthermore, this step does absolute fucking wonders for your confidence.
3) Your clothes are bad, not 4-chan horrible, but a bit 'meh' for a night out. Buy new threads.
>>692842818
This...OP i know I said its your personality but you need to understand like what this anon said women who go to bars or clubs arent there to meet a nice guy they go out because their bored and 'want to be alive'. be the nice guy later be the intriguing guy now
>>692841028
tipping intensifies
>Why can't I get laid /b/?
>Gentooman
i just realized this is hilarious bait halfway through typing but i'm going to submit on the off chance it's not lel
>>692842885
Thanks anon, there's some good advice here. Some of it reflects lessons I've harshly learned.
>>692840527
Iron your shirt, lose the ripped jeans, lose the faggot white wine. Don't appear needy.
>>692840527
I'd fuck you bud. Don't worry about it.
>>692840527
ur to handsome, its very intimidating to other gay men, try to not dress so well.
>>692840527
Fuck dude, I literally can not see why, youre a solid 10/10
I'm going to bet you aren't assertive enough. Be funny, light hearted and say "hey we should fuck" 50% of the time works every time.
>>692840527
>>692841798
ya, you're a dumb fuck. coming to /b/ to ask "why can't i get laid" is a sure fire way to ensure you stay a virgin.
also, very very very pillow biting vibe given off via your gay ass coiffed hair / skinny jeans / fat gut / mexican woman hairy arms ...
just go buy a $3,000 blow up doll that resembles a porn star, it's the only pussy that'll be able to stand you
>>692841028
And there's your problem.
>>692843657
Yeah, sounds about good but I wouldn't loose the beard. I'd say go to a barber and get it done professionally. If you live in Europe I'd tell you to find a turkish place, they are really good with beards, idk about the US.
>>692840527
how about stop hanging about in the Empire casino, London? Snobbing it up with some cheap ass sparkling shit
>>692840527
i'd hit you if i ever saw you glancing at a child with that smile on your face
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pedophile vibe is pedophile
>>692840527
because you browse this website
>>692840527
Just get a hooker dude, It's cheaper and a lot more fun imo.
because you go to ruby blue?
>>692840527
you look like a faggot
next time wear a black or white shirt and close it
>>692846240
ahh you're right, it's ruby blue LOL. even worse
>>692840527
stop letting you're mom buy you clothes, and start lifting heavy objects, and dont drink white wine in front of girls you want to fuck.
>>692840527
Lose the beard, it looks like pubes. Get a proper fucking wardrobe that doesn't look like a high school drop out. Stop bitching about not being able to get laid. Get a proper goddamn drink.
>>692840527
Because you spend your spare time posting pictures of people you don't like on /b/
