Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692803204
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>692816374
Our sorcerer almost died, but he is ok.
Fran, best bard
A boy falls in love with a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa2W6EfM9pA
Mysterious girlie on the left claimed
>>692815751
>Blake
Yeah I know it's a hole in my culture but I just haven't gotten around to it yet
>its spanish, and subbed.
I would choose subs over dubs any day
>>692816050
>Homura
Homura pls no spoilerino amigo
>>692816260
>Franken Fran
More like raw beef but more metallic
It's been a long time since I ate it though
>>692816354
>Homura again
kek'd
10/10 horror movie
>>692816694
Have you played D&D 5 yet? They seriously un-fucked Bards. They're actually really good in 5th edition.
Hello
>>692816260
Sometimes that goes well for me, sometimes it doesn't. The less people I group up with the more of a chance that our team members won't be so good.
Best type moon claimed.
Time to dodge Kimi no Na Wa spoilers for 4 months
https://youtu.be/msXPHqCnhI0
>Hamakaze claimed
>>692816794
So you have eaten human?
>>692816838
Playing 3.5 the problem is we are early game (lvl 4) so all I can really do in combat is heal some and play song of courage for the buff
>>692816794
fair enough. make sure whatever you torrent either has subs embedded in it, or contains a subtitle file you can open with VLC. not all torrents have subs embedded.
Tomoko Kuroki
I think that we have a lot in common and that we would get along really well.
And no, I'm not a pedophile, well I am, but not the law's definition of a pedo, since I am not the legal age of consent either.
>>692817096
>>692816794
The subs were pretty enjoyable for me but maybe that's because as a Portuguese I understand 90% of Spanish. Spanish swearing sounds great.
>hijo de puta!
>>692816710
go on :o
roll
>>692816884
discount azusa
>>692817045
you need to accept the feet :^)
>>692816988
I want to lick feet :(
roll
>>692817045
>claiming yume
>>692817300
You posted a thumbnail, I gave you the full size.
>>692817083
>Playing 3.5 the problem
That sucks. 3.5 has a special place in my heart, as it was my first experience with tabletop RPG's, but god damn does it suffer from insanely bad balancing issues.
You should really check out D&D 5 some time. It's actually really solid.
>>692817228
I can't and wont
>>692817228
Text me cutie, my phone number should be on my Facebook
>>692817361
captain reverse image search saves the day once again. thank you kind hearted anon
>claiming tomoko
I would really get along with her since I am also a shut-in and have no social skills.
Technically a pedo, but not by the law's definition, since I am also not the legal age of consent.
>>692817660
Yay another Tomoko
Fuck off
>>692816587
ya know, i hate you for making these threads
i'm getting rekt by you creating it because Kyouko is my damn waifu 4 laifu
>>692817660
>since I am also not the legal age of consent.
>>692817660
i wouldnt be able to fuck my waifu because shes 17 and im 18. feelsbadman
>>692817660
>I am also not the legal age of consent
Underage B&.
>>692816884
Seems the group finding hates you
>>692817410
I can do tons of stuff already out of combat, going for a skill monkey
I did have enough heals with the cleric to save him, no worries
I've heard it's good, how does it compare to Pathfinder?
Morning Folks
QOTT: could you beat your waifu in a fight?
>>692817446
you could and should
>>692817486
no
roll
>>692817660
M O D S
O
D
S
>>692817988
Blizzard has it in for me. It's a lot better when I play with a full group of people like yesterday. It doesn't happen that often though
>>692818088
Yes, not that I would want to fight her.
>>692818073
I just saw this on /a/ maybe you don't have it :0
>>692818098
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>>692818179
MODS
>>692818088
She could literally kill me in an instant and I wouldn't want to beat her even if I could.
>>692817801
Be happy for the great Kyouko art that get posted here often.
>>692818088
Why are we fighting? I don't think either of us would even try to fight.
>>692818179
Aren't you 16 though?
>>692818255
Well, rito has it put for everyone
I always get shit ADCs if they're not one of my friends
>>692818088
Nope
>>692817821
That's legal in the FL
They have to be in a four year range. But i dunno about other states
>>692818362
There are 2 Mugis
Me the OG and that guy
>>692818362
No
I'm the other moogs
The NEET one
>>692818400
i live in new york, which has strict laws for everything. so thats def not a thing here
>>692818479
And you're the 15 year old
Kyou 4 life
>>692818088
Nope.
>>692818577
Yes I am
>>692818088
I would be fucking retarded to pick a fight with her, my skinny ass would get bodybagged in an instant.
>implying I would try and stop her instead of ending my life
>>692818665
That actually came off more aggresive than intended, I was retarded and mixed you two up again.
>>692818665
mods!
>>692818088
no
roll
>>692818209
Yes
>>692818291
still no
>>692818555
>>692818479
neetgi and memegi
Didn't know we had two Mugi
>>692819067
>>692818555
>>692818479
2 Mugi's, so confusing
>>692818362
>ADCs
What does that even mean
>>692818838
That's a good way of naming us
>>692818806
Just read filenames and you'll be all good. None of his filenames look like mine except for "haha im just kidding im actually a wagecuck".
>>692819260
F I L E N A M E S
>>692818822
;(
>>692819195
Me and that guy are pals now
blake fag here. who wants a free game on steam?????? add meeeee
http://steamcommunity.com/id/k111_7h3_n0153/
>>692819361
forgot picture
>>692819361
Well we don't see your non iphone filenames very often, really I realised my mistake almost immediately after.
>>692819195
Not even me kek
Claim!
>Nani sore
Tenryuu claimed
Syndra is quite an useful ally in SoSE
>>692819195
yep thats us
>>692819260
Sorry, I was talking about league since I'm salty about it sometimes. And I'm too shit at shooters to play overwatch
i am best girl
>>692819969
Thanks~
>>692818806
>aggressive
You are a bit guilty of that, yeah.
Maybe I am as well, at points.
>>692820094
kms i was too late
>>692816587
I'm back.
>>692820132
I had a homie in jail for 2 weeks, how long were you in?
Sachi roll
>>692820035
>>692820072
>>692820094
>>692820171
Sorry, I'm best girl!
>>692820396
Did you go off to fap?
>>692820132
>You are a bit guilty of that, yeah.
No no I meant I was more aggresive than intended there. I don't coddle people online mixed with a very harsh dry humor.
Comfy comfy bed.
>>692820557
If I had done that, I wouldn't have left.
I went to get subway.
>>692820557
Best girl!
>>692817083
Yes
>>692817096
Yea I know my torrents by now. Thanks, I'll check it out
>>692817183
Are you talking about rec or your sextape?
>>692819361
I'll try to keep that in mind
>>692820035
Oh League, I've never played. I've never liked moba's really too much salt and so on. Shooters aren't for everyone it seems. I don't play many games anymore though
Dubs > Subs
Dubs are easier to watch
>>692820735
sure thing, and let me know how you like it
>>692820892
This is bait
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Not enough salt.
>>692820735
Disgusting sister
>>692820892
Trips > dubs > subs
>>692820991
Its bait but pretty true
>>692821057
Nonon you're a meme shut up
>>692820735
What do you think.
>>692820892
Nice bait but I will take it. Subs are superior because it's the original audio as the studio intended it to be, they tend to be more emotive while dubs are just cringy voices.
It's also weird when they are supposed to be talking Japanese but they're actually speaking in English or any other language.
>>692820892
>>692821123
Dyslexic people exist, yes
I like to watch movies and anime in their original language
Dubs almost always sound terrible or the sync is way off
>>692820893
Will do fam. I probably won't watch it tonight but I'll remember it
>>692821123
Don't make me retract my statement about being too aggresive.
>>692820689
Well, can you explain why I got sucked into insulting you? I'm not sure why I was
Maybe it was knowing you enjoyed it that way...
>>692820732
Hey Nance
>>692820735
When? And why?
>>692820783
But I love the salt
>>692821227
Especially Keion's dub
The voices made me want to commit sudoku
>>692821123
How hard can it be to read subtitles?
>>692821298
kek
>>692821223
I will not
>>692821225
What if you're illiterate, huh?!
>>692820735
Rec was pretty decent
>>692821057
NANI
S
O
R
E
>>692821225
this
dub is for filthy casuals
>>692821302
You seemed to enjoy it.
I know I enjoyed it.
sometimes people just like being aggressive towards others, and the fact that i get sexual satisfaction out of it can either give people an opening to relieve their own stress, or just make themselves feel good as a sadist.
>>692821302
Btw I'm Akito now
>>692821225
There is exactly one situation wher eI will watch the dub, engrish heavy shows.
>>692821302
I don't see how you could. I've never got into mobas. I've seen people making a living off of playing League it's insane.
>>692821551
>Nani sore
Nani sore
>>692821551
I'm not really into the sadism masochism thing.
But lewd speaking with other guys is good
>>692821634
Oh, have fun with that
>>692821755
I live of salt
![[바카-Raws] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! #07 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC)_00_05_00.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/89BGo7E.jpg "[바카-Raws] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! #07 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC)_00_05_00.jpg")
>>692821227
Oh dear
>>692821225
Could be both. Question is which will I enjoy more?
>>692821302
>when
When I was younger. Maybe 5 years ago
>why?
I didn't exactly plan on it. Just kind of went for it
>>692821302
>The voices made me want to commit sudoku
cringe on this VO
https://youtu.be/79ddOyvnh6o
>>692822000
>But lewd speaking with other guys is good
Trips confirm.
Dio-sama...
Shino here . almost back home not driving at the minute stopped and ate lunch and finished the first volume of akame ga kill zero manga. Pretty fuckin cool. Now I wanna get the next one but fucking 13 bucks the fuck. How is everyone doing and why so many tomoko is she the edgy waifu?
>>692822000
Salt is so bad. But everyone is different, I guess
I was out of my cage
And doing just fine
I gotta, gotta be down
Because i want it all
It started out as a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss
(it was only a kiss)
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
And she's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
And his stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Letting me go...
I just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy
Turning her saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But that's the price I paid
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Because I'm Mister Brightside
>>692822568
Tomoko
Megumin
All ships
These are the worst waifus imo
>>692822568
Akame dies :^)
>>692822747
Who posts these shit lyrics?
>>692822867
It's in the title
>>692822747
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how i fall
confusing what is real
>>692822238
Will any more backstory help put this in context?
>>692822361
L E W D I S G O O D
>>692822549
Hey dio
>>692822614
Hey yuuko
>>692822614
Well well
>>692822867
Thanks for the new pic
Bring me more please
>>692822614
Nice try its a fuckin prequel
Akame ga kill was already ruined for me on this board was about the fqggetyiest thing ever
>>692822779
Whats with this homie dissing my girl
Why does he gotta front
What did I do to make this guy to make him so violent?
>>692822614
>
>>692823130
>L E W D I S G O O D
Yup.
>>692823149
>faggotyiest
Not even a word faggot
>>692823234
I hate you but I love the blue album so good job
>>692823482
I just made it a word shitlord. You 12 nigga
>>692823149
The granny loses :^)
>>692823130
Hello frantastic
>>692823141
Looks like someone has been eating too many peaches.
>>692823342
>>692823141
>akiko shitpost face
>>692821298
wasn't me
>>692821952
eros inaN
>>692821755
People make a living off of almost every game.
Such is the youtube generation
>>692822000
It might be that
you might also be into sadism a little bit
it's possible
>>692822361
>neck
thats my thing
>>692824119
I know but that would have ruined the joke.
>>692824014
Surprised you can even upload images.
M a y
>>692823130
Short version
Kid fell out of a tree on metal fence
He got badly injured as his leg got impaled. A piece of his leg was left on the fence
Rather than helping the lad or being traumatized, I ate it
It was about a mouthful
The kid now has a limp
>>692823850
nice
Thank you
I obviously have to go through the manga again
>>692824014
Not nearly enough
>>692824029
You fucking know it
>>692824490
Akiko you are the faggiest retard
>>692823342
So are you saying you want to be lewd with me?
>>692824014
What are you up to?
>>692824274
Who knows?
>>692824490
Raw?
>>692824308
I made it work just for your beautiful eyes to see.
>>692824791
Failing at technology.
You?
>>692824971
Dammit
I was jinxed
>>692822614
ayy lmao
>>692824791
>So are you saying you want to be lewd with me?
Who knows...
>>692824791
Of course
>>692824638
A title I wear with pride
>>692825038
Ripperoni
>>692824791
>So are you saying you want to be lewd with me?
Wew lad
Today definitely is one of those lazy as fuck days.
>Also Yuiko claimed
>>692825172
Degenerate
Trying to sleep with me
>>692825217
You know I do.
>>692825262
Yeah I agree, im so fucking tired man.
>>692825051
Hello kitty
Guess your return is official.
Hope your day has been well.
>>692824971
Playing DnD, like every weekend
>>692825160
How lewd might we be?
>>692825172
That's kind of hardcore actually
Claimed
>>692825453
ye, i was here last night. you werent on though :^(
days been fine so far. nothing happening yet. you?
>>692825396
Maybe~
I'm off for now
>>692825305
I think you're getting delusional Mi Liu
Don't confuse me with my waifu
>>692825554
Wouldn't you?
Thing is, with all the thinking about it lately I feel like I want to try it again. Which is obviously a problem
>>692825554
>How lewd might we be?
I don't know, you tell me.
>>692825591
Are you gay? c:
I'm bi and your waifu is a cutie :3
>>692825664
Aw hell yeah <3
>>692824791
You, deep down.
>>692825396
I'm laid back just starting into this horizon of the picture
>>692825998
This is so cute that I want to get lewd with ya
>>692825720
I think there are people on Craigslist you might be able to find.
I would atleast want to cook it
>>692825754
Incredibly. Maybe even holding hands
>>692825998
What about me?
>>692826058
Maybe some other time we can be lewd
>>692825998
Oh my~
>>692825974
Fuck off konata
>>692826290
>Incredibly. Maybe even holding hands
Damn, you're one hell of a perv, aren't you?
>>692826371
Why are ya using such mean words?
>>692826316
Now that is a Waifu with a lewd look
>>692826371
I really do think you're cute :(
>>692826290
I'm always up for insults.
>>692826316
>
>>692826371
>konata
>it is erect :(
im confused. anime is real right?
>>692826660
It really was erect :0
>>692826613
I'm not denying it kek
>>692826660
Nekos are pretty great
>>692826200
oh thats right. i go by EST since im american
>>692826692
In my fantasies yeah. It is.
>>692826211
You can join us, the more people the more fun!
>>692826290
You can always join us Fran you know that <3
>>692826316
Oh so cute, so lewd. It the perfect balance
alright well im really tired from my all nighter so ill be on later. bye guys
>/waifu/ where the LBGTS come to die
>>692827049
goodbye kitty
>>692826887
Nekos are the best.
>>692826809
I have no doubt that it was in fact erect.
Would someone kindly post the screencap?
