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>26 yo kissless virgin
>the most I got from a girl is the feeling of my sister's boobs when she hugged me from behind
>>692816306
What's stopped you?
>>692816306
>27 year old divorced fat alcoholic whos better years were in HS and now can't even talk to girls so I just masturbate to hentai and traps and browse/b/
>>692816306
>18 yo kissless virgin
>the most I got from a girl is a hug from a classmate who just wanted to wish me luck in a science competition
>>692816306
> 23
> had lots of sex
> now I fuck bitches that will buy me mcdonalds
> it's more work then I really like doing
>69 yo alpha.........................
>>692816306
that's hot. should have grabbed her.
>26
>had a handjob from a hobbit back when i was 17 and she 15
>haven't talked to a girl in the last 6 years
level?
>>692816306
>Him
resting his head on soft boobs
>her
resting her head on raging boner
>>692816306
>18 yr old kissless virgin most i ever got was grabbing my friends ass (she was wearing a shirt) whilst really drunk at party and watching her turn and kiss her bf
>>692816306
>25 virgin
>gotten a kiss from two different girls
>>692816306
>already gotten laid couple times
>am in good shape
>slowly dropping out of playing video games, only addiction atm is internet
>party a lot, be outgoing person
>only downsides in life being random lonely feelings and not finding a job
how this scales on the normie scale? i got friends btw
>25yo
>had half-handjob, kissed, masturbated all with the same girl, relationship lasted like 1 month lel
>never worked in my life, no university, no skills, no money, 6/10 at best, no gf since high school
>21
>Virgin
>will propably fuck a fatty this tuesday
Used to stay away from this, because they are extremely needy and she has mental Problems, but I just want to finally fuck a chick :/
omg im so proud of this dude
26 year old virgin, posted here on friday, i told some anons i was going to fuck this bbw i met on a dating app.
They told me to fap so i would last longer.
I got there and after lick her pussy i couldnt get hard, dont know if its cause i fapped, or i wasnt attracted to her, stage fright, but still a virgin
fuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>20yo
>fucked 3 girls
>yesterday fucked my gf like a literal bitch on a leash, we're both into it
r8?
22 fucked a flamboyant gay guy with long hair cos he looked like a girl when I was 18 haven't done anything with anyone since
26yo virgin. Got to every other base but never the home run.
>>692818276
if she's that needy, it really won't be worth the consequences unless you actually love her
>21 yo
>been with 2 girls that were relationships that lasted at least a month and involved lots of intimacy/sex (when distance permitted)
>>692818910
Dad and the 3 nightmares
>>692818853
>youll never have a shooting party with a bunch of drug-addicted stunt stars
21, virgin
had many opportunities, just betad out
the most i got was rubbing some girls pussy, and technically i didnt "get" anything there too
23
have had 3 gfs until now
sex with 2 of them
first kissed at 15 (with first gf - also did some fingering and nip sucking but no sex)
first fucked at 18 (with 2nd gf)
2-3 one night stands
gfs and fucks were average chicks, only my current one is pretty sexy.
would say not that bad
20 year old, lost my virginity to my current gf at 18, haven't slept with anyone else but got bj off another girl before we started going out
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>>692817162
So what does this guy do to make enough money to afford all these whores?
>>692816306
sex is just sex. Love is the real shit.
r8 my last one nighter
>>692819097
Jared Leto has such feminine eyes....
33
Father of Two
Manage a computer/cell repair shop.
Own my house and car
Have a computer worth $4000 (at least I've put that much or more into it, so maybe $200 now)
About to go to Disney World. (seriously)
>>692816817
Matt?
>>692819274
looks like a 7, will rate more or less depending on body
>>692816306
>26
>slept with 8 girls, last relationship lasted 5 years
>currently have fuck buddy
>had sex 4 times now
>came only once
>can't feel shit with condoms
>the only time i came was because condom broke
>feel like she is slowly losing interest
what's my power level?
>>692819204
Hes a photographer, and he makes women famous, so they fuck him.
Pretty straight forward.
>>692819204
he is a fucking master of social engineering
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>>692819204
daddy gave him enough money to become a famous photographer
hes making other girls famous because hes famous, for sex
basically all his dad
22. Socially awkward. Currently NEET. Atleast I've fucked 6 girls. Still depressed though. Here's the girl I'm currently fucking.
>>692819407
dont have any more pics tho, she doesnt want to know me anymore, long story
I've been fucking this one since 2007 every single day.
...
...Yeah... I'm a 20 yo kissless virgin.
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54 now been with about 10 or 11 women (can't remember), but was kissless virgin until age 26. Got a drunken sympathy kiss that year. Finally got laid a month before my 28th birthday, when a friend who was lonely and missing her asshole ex approached me saying she didn't want to be alone one night. Fucked her for about two hours until she was too tired and had to sleep. Didn't cum. Still resent that bitch for that, all these years later. But hey, got it wet, finally, and that launched my confidence and within a month I had a proper gf. Not a handsome guy, kind of average, so not surprising that I've been with so few. But been married 17 years, have a couple kids, life's bretty gud.
>>692819645
>he only started at 13
step up your un-game, normie
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>>692819555
Sounds like a huge faggot.
>>692816306
>23
>moving with my gf in 1 month
guess im weak
>>692816306
>30
>I'm browsing /b/
da fuq you think my porwer level is??
>>692820014
Looks like some shitty blow.
>>692817851
kinda sorta similar to me?
>get laid pretty consistantly
>i can run 2miles and not be winded
>i still play vidya but only cuz i work from home overnight
>i don't party, but I play dnd with a bunch of friends
doing alright?
>>692820158
Cersei lannister/lena hedey or whatever her name is?
>>692820289
>stoned philippine guy doesnt even know how he got there
>>692819709
>Fucked her for about two hours until she was too tired and had to sleep.
your first time and then you went bumping her for 2 hours? I think you gotta fix that, love. about 2 minutes, maybe?
don't compare yourself to porn. you know they cut scenes together. They don't really go on for hours and hours.
![[Penthouse test shot #1 found in Terryworld] Richardson was too dopesick to hit the bull's-eye so $asha pistol whipped him.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E4sSR0d.jpg "[Penthouse test shot #1 found in Terryworld] Richardson was too dopesick to hit the bull's-eye so $asha pistol whipped him.jpg")
>>692816306
>27yo male virgin
>only one girlfriend
>lots of kissing and tits action with gf but that's it we broke up before sex
im 12 and i fucked 200 gurlz xDDDDDD
24yo kissless fat virgin
probably will never happen
want to kill myself every day
>>692820728
Let me translate: My uncle stuffs things up my butt and I have to overcompensate by shitposting on /b/ :(
> 29yo
> high school teacher
> asperger
> had more sex than i could wish for
> fake bdsm dom, just do it to fuck young ladies in every way i want without them feeling bad about it
> went nuts last year, spent some time on a mental hospital
now i'm just trying to stay alive, cope with depression, stop with the drugs and rebuild my relationship with friends. Wasted too much effort with 18yo girls and now i have nobody to help me along my journey.
18 yo Virgin got a kiss from my first girlfriend when Iwas 17 groped each other, but not much else
>>692816306
Time to pay $200 and go to a massage parlor.
>>692818624
She should have given you blowjob then.
If you can't get it up, it's her job to get it up.
>24 yo virgin
>mutual masturbation with cousin
18 yo virgin, only kissed a girl once
![[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/60QLhyq.jpg "[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg")
>>692819415
try some lube inside the condom
works for me
>>692821197
seriously, how is this guy that hooked up? he must make several hundred thousand a year if not millions.
>>692819415
>what's my power level?
zero.
Power level threads is about how old can you get without losing virginity
![Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UvU8wrA.jpg "Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg")
Does anyone else get a Jimmy Savile vibe from Terry?
>>692821517
wasn't sure about this advice so i checked google and it's actually legit.
if this works for me man... holy shit, i wouldn't know how to thank you.
>>692819555
That's basically Hollywood in a nutshell
Either youre related to the right person, or your parents were rich, or you fucked your way in
That's why the majority of movies are shit now
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>>692822593
hail Jim \m/
a true legend and hero !
![!!!summer'15 leak!!! uncle T-Bone pulling out to give Selena Gomez a wetback [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o1Mi49y.jpg "!!!summer'15 leak!!! uncle T-Bone pulling out to give Selena Gomez a wetback [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take].jpg")
rent a hooker
>>692821771
who is she?
>>692822974
Ali M.
>30yo kissless virigin. The closest I ever got was fingering a passed-out drunk girl.
>>692816306
Thats pathetic. Grab some buck and fuck some hoes
>>692816306
TAKE MY ADVICE: YOU ARE YOUNG. WORK YOUR BODY, GET A MEDICAL DEGREE ETC-YOU HAVE TIME TO TURN THE SHIP AROUND.
ONCE YOU GTE OLDER- YOU ARE FUCKED.
GTFO OF THIS RUT NOW OR YOU'LL BE DOOMED FOREVER. TRUST ME FRIEND.
Any younger stuff from T ?
>>692819204
Hes some photographer. google his name. terry richardson.
>>692818016
HOW FUCKING BIG IS REN? WEIRDO IS 6'2" AND HE'S BIGGER
>>692824011
Uncle T-Bone's teen art hasen't leaked yet........
Does /b wipe sitting down or standing up
>>692824304
WHO THE FUCK WIPES STANDING? YOU WON'T GET IT ALL YOU FILTHY FAT PIG.
> 19 years old
> Made out with four girls since first year of uni
> Couldn't get any from them past second base
> Frustrated and pissed off at the world
> Finally decided to buy a hooker
> Currently have bacterial infection
>30
>had about 30-35 women in all ages.
>3 longer relationships (2x3 year, 1x1.5 year).
>Sort of getting the idea of having something serious now.
>>692816306
I was 24 when i unwizzarded. I have one leg. Hit the gym and just say hi to girls in your range anon.
>>692824799
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HE OTHER LEG? NIGGER STOLE IT?
>>692824879
Farm accident dipshit. Chopped off by a combine
>>692825111
COMBINE- 1
YOU- 0
>>692818276
>Used to stay away from this, because they are extremely needy and she has mental Problems, but I just want to finally fuck a chick :/
Just fuck a callgirl dude.
I'm 27. I've slept with 23 women, only 4 of them weren't paid and I've never slept with the same woman more than three times. Women are of no higher value than the sum of their tits, cunt, and ass.
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>>692825251
So smart
So edgy
23 yrs old
Was meaningfull touches virgin till 22
Then got dry humped involving some kissing
Couple days later got like 10 seconds of wtf kind of handjob is that to
>that feels better
>no shit anon
So maybe I had sex for all of about 5 seconds before she climbed off and said she couldn't do it.
B,but why?
You're sort of my boss
No I'm not,if anything middle manager...
Ends up fucking the tweeker 'help' she had previously refered to as my best friend.
And as if that's not enough I still gave her the ride I promised the week before if the tweeker flaked on her....
So as for my level? Whatever the funtion of x is when the sqrt of beta is negative 20.
Lost mine at the ripe age of 19 and let me tell you- it's been downhill from there.
I'm still with the same girl I lost my virginity to and it only brings me trouble.
A couple of days ago I had to beat up a guy who was on crack and got into the same wc as my gf. He tried to rape her but she got out. Violence isn't in my nature- used to be an introverted little shit who kept mostly to himself.
Last night we were at a pride event and she got this brilliant idea of getting as many kisses from random people as possible. We were both fine with it, no jealousy allowed. Didn't go as planned. I kissed this really fucking hot girl more than I intended and got carried away. She always came back for more and told me she wanted to fuck me. Anyways, I didn't. Of course, my gf got mad anyways. The day ended with me getting at least 1 slap and 2 real punches to my face.
So yeah, stay virgin or stick to one night stands.
>>692816306
28 year old. Have had only 1 girlfriend. How do some guys endure multiple breakups?
>>692821563
wtf is going on in that webm
>>692826108
\m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA282wVgAV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNGK7FHiDFk
>>692816306
>19 yo kissless virgin
>the most I got from a girl was hugging a friend when she was crying about her crush
>24
>slept with about 4 girls
>been in a long term relationship with current GF for about 6 years now
>Don't want to break it off because I'm trying to make my career work and finding a new one would be a distraction
>feel like I haven't had enough sex in my life and the clock is ticking--I will likely end up marrying this girl and then this is forever
>pray for death
>>692816306
hold on a second you have a sister, can't you just date one of her friends? Dating is essentially 100% networking. I knew this one guy who was a fat farm boy, didn't know a single woman who wasn't a milk cow, and this chick we knew set him up with someone after a few times of him just making general conversation about wanting to settle down.
People don't know you are available until you make it known.
>24 year old male
>looks 9/10
>A lot of girls hit on me and ask me out but I can't go out with them and fuck them because I live at my gf's house and she would kick me out if she finds out I cheated
>>692826502
Lol bro you're me in a year
>>692821989
but that's not Léa
>>692816306
26. Made out with about 7 or 8 girls. All quite pretty. A couple hot as fuck
Only had sex with 1. The weirdest most unattractive one of the bunch.
Currently dating a very pretty girl and I fear every waking second that she'll leave me before we go steady. I'm always lonely when I'm with her and she doesn't make me happy.
>>692816306
20 yo kissless virgin
>the most I ever did with a girl was feel her boobs up from behind.
She was a whore, could have fucked her easy, didn't, now I'm like this.
>>692825403
fucking alpha
>>692819012
>>692825403
Yea, I really think the consequences will be fucking hell, but I have no money for hookers :/
The Problem is that I cannot love these average females. i want an intelligent girl, that strives for a dream, a carreer and knows what she wants. Problem is : they are exceedingly rare and know they can have any guy they want so my chances are very slim
130kg
1.70m
Virgin
Faps to Lolicon.
Never even got hugged by a girl.
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>>692826187
Lily <3
always reminds me of my niece.
>>692816306
>26
>MD/PhD Student
>33k a year stipend
>Medical Examiner
>30 yr virgin
>got a gross kiss from a guy once when I was 25
Honestly I know I could get it whenever I want, just slap an ad up on craigslist or somethin'. And i'm a horny bitch like all the time. But I just plain don't like the idea of actual sex.
>>692825403
So you've only had sex about 100 times or less? Jeez, sucks to be you.
>>692827573
33k a year stipend ? How does that work ?
You get paid pretty well on top of being a student ? Do you have to do any hospital internship work for that money at all ?
>>692828619
oh I forgot to put this in:
40,
consultant
180k euro / y
>>692820335
Holy fuck
>work out 4-5 days a week
>only really play one vidya game every now and again
>play dnd with friends every Friday
>had a few girlfriends and went pretty far with one, but still a virgin
>>692827181
No shit mate : loose some weight. Ever since I have gotten down from 120kg to 90kg People are way nicer to me. I promise you you will get hugs, and if you don't aim too high you can fuck a girl
>>692820760
Filename
I'm done
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