Me
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Me
no its not
Full of dick
Dick
>>692805097
Lucky
I think I'm going to go out today and suck my first glory hole cock. I need something inside me already
Delicius
>>692805097
Holy shit, I'd love to get fucked like that and have his cum in my ass leaking out like that
>>692806099
i can do that
>>692806099
>>692805568
Bend over, if you need your ass stuffed ! c=3
Lurking ITT I just threw up in my mouth a little
This is fucking disgusting how can u even be attracted to this?
>>692807359
because we are gay/bisexual and enjoy gay things
i threw up in my mouth a little when i see porn threads with old ass titties
>>692807359
Why were you lurking then? :3
Admit that you are just a big homo who wants a thick cock to fill his asshole full of gooey pina colada.
>>692805097
im jealous
>>692805616
sauce?
>>692807605
Then go to LGBT
And yeah anyone would throw up if they saw old titties, watch the porn videos with some hot babes. Literally nothing hot about man ass, it's always hairy and smells like shit.
>>692807656
This is a free country I can browse anywhere on 4chan I want
>>692805234
oh jeez, that's amazing. i need moar
>>692808116
fucking newfag. LGBT is a SFW board. No porn there you faggot.
>>692808366
>4chan
>anything but NSFW
HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAIAKNDOSLEOSEHSND SNEMZLWUDKWSIWBAJSBSJAGAAFGAHAAGAGAA
>>692805568
Here's my ass BTW
>>692808116
>go to Blueboard for porn
>is allowed to post her but we arnt
>>692808366
>caring about rules
No wonder you like dick so much, you're a pussy.
>>692808116
>Literally nothing hot about man ass, it's always hairy and smells like shit.
i think both gay AND straight people should shave their entire bodies, but thats my opinion, wiping your ass is kinda required...
>>692808506
>actually being this new
you probably only browse /b/ for dank memes dont you xdddddd
>>692808575
>>692808506
Summer is in full swing
Fuck
>>692808506
>>692808575
there are things called the mods, you know that right?
Uncut cock for some ass or hungry mouths? ;)
>>692808818
I don't worry about them, they're fags and delete things or ban you for things that don't "break the rules". I change my IP if I ever get banned.
>>692809140
you were raised very privileged weren't you?
>>692809296
Nope. I'm a straight white man, I'm actually the least privileged kind of person in the US.
>>692805097
>>692805234
Who is holding the camera!?
>>692809533
Holy hell. Hey there :o
>>692809533
well that's a beautiful pair of nipples i'd love to suck on
>>692809758
Ahahaha what a faggot he actually thinks equal rights will diminish his own rights
Damn am I glad I'm not such a sniveling little shit who can enjoy what he knows he enjoys
Don't mind me, just posting random images I've saved from /b/
>>692810058
You have no idea the problems, dillemas and hardships straight white men face and you never will because you're not one.
And I'm fighting for equal rights because so far, straight white men are losing them.
>>692810058
am i really high, or did this post make no amount of sense?
>>692808506
please be troll
>>692809758
jesus christ, just end yourself already.
>>692810252
>straight white men are losing them.
good
>>692810277
You're really high anon
>>692805616
who dat?
>>692809296
A summerfag actually trying to bait, kek'd
>>692805097
Bareback? I hope that's someone you know.
>>692810397
this legit what i was doing like a few days ago <3
>>692810338
>>692810371
>>692810492
Thanks for proving my point. THIS is why we need equal rights for straight white men.
If someone could post that trap-mode body workout thing id be very grateful
>>692810543
I wish it were acceptable for guys to wear skirts too. I feel so free and "normal" wearing one, even though I know it's quite far from "normal"
>>692810338
>>692810252
this thread is going to turn into a libtard vs conservative shitstorm, isn't it?
>>692810716
>>692810833
I doubt anyone here is conservative, just a nationalist. Conservatives are a dying breed now if only they could take libtards with them.
>>692810877
Should I stop eating activated almonds?
>>692811212
You can, just try to deactivate them first. If your having trouble doing it manually, Amazon sells a great almond-deactivator for cheap
>>692811184
sure kid, you're always right.
>>692805097
MOAR!
>>692808057
i 2end the motion
>>692810877
>Semen
kek
>>692805097
That one's so much better with sound. I love the sloppy sound of a cum-filled ass being fucked.
>>692812395
Is it uploaded somewhere?
>>692812508
It's posted pretty regularly in /gif/
>>692812579
Yep, here:
>>8814230
>>692812739
Huh, maybe like this?
>>/gif/8814230
>>692812810
Fuck it, I don't know how to link across boards
>>>/gif/8814230
>>692810761
Suggestion, wear a kilt. Socially accepted male skirt right there
>>692805496
I want to marry her
>>692812977
I live in California, even that would be frowned upon. Plus I have not a drop of Scottish blood in me.
Have you ever teared up because the clothes you're wearing feel "perfect"? It's hard to describe, but every now and then I'll put on some girls' clothes and feel complete.
i enjoy this.
FAGS OF /b/!
I need some advice. How do I go about shaving my ass? Are there any techniques to get the whole crack done? Will it hurt/be uncomfortable when the hairs begin to grow back?
the armpits really push me over the edge
This thread reminds me of my old catholic school.
>>692805496
Sauce?I must know who this is
>>692813620
I would appreciate some advice on that matter as well
>>692814047
>>692813620
not a fag
but use nair
>>692813620
go get waxed by a professional. shaving feels very uncomfortable as it grows back
>>692813620
Just use a mirror and continue until you're done. It's a little itchy when it starts growing back, but not much worse than with long hair.
>>692813990
sara salazar
>>692814118
Any idea how much it costs to have almost everything below my bellybutton waxed?
>>692814105
NOOOO
Don't use Nair anywhere near your genitals!! I'm not sure about the butt but is be very cautious
>>692805234
he tried so hard to wipe the poop away discreetly
>>692813620
get it lasered off and don't worry about shaving
>>692814304
Like a true gentleman
>>692805097
sometimes i like to sit and wonder what the hell went wrong with you people and sometimes i just like to sit.
>>692813620
me I just shave
>>692814304
It's actually not shit.
Unless you enema thirty times no matter what, some tinged liquid will come out, be it lube or jizz, and it'll smell just as bad.
>>692814118
>>692814156
Fuck it, sounds like it is not worth the effort.
>>692814280
I pay US$85 to get my chest, stomach, ass, front brazilian and back brazilian waxed. It's worth the cash instead of having to shave.
>>692814885
My ass seems like it makes its own lube. If I get really excited my butt will make this goopy stuff that looks like cum and has a fishy smell. It's either that or my dick plumbing leaks inside my ass.
What the fuck is wrong with gay porn? It's always:
>one actual man
>one scrawny, underweight 12 year old looking anorexic child
like what the fuck? The whole point of gay porn is that it's guys, god damn you'd think that none of you are actually gay I mean what the hell
>>692814897
It actually is worth the effort, because when you're getting fucked the long hairs will get pulled along with some of the strokes. That is really uncomfortable or even painful, and you won't enjoy it nearly as much.
>>692815174
It's just mucus. It's what helps your body eliminate waste
>>692815174
>>692815174
what. the. fuck.
>>692815225
i enjoy femboys and i don't care what label you wanna put on it
>>692815174
post pics of butt goop
>>692815267
I am a straight-ish (I love sucking cocks) guy with a girlfriend, I won't ever get fucked up the ass. It was just for aesthetics as it is pretty hairy down my crack
>>692815174
Probably just a punctured prostate.
>>692815370
I'm actually fine when it's one or two with each other, but when the bottom has a negative one inch dick and weighs eighty pounds less than the top, I can't take it.
>>692815519
You really owe yourself to try pegging. There's nothing quite like orgasming from being fucked in the ass.
>>692815521
That's not a thing
>>692815654
It's not a thing until it happens to you. Then it's all a big deal and you start bitching about it non stop
>>692815654
I think it is a thing, but you'd only find it in gore threads.
>>692805097
I'm straight and this turned me on. Come to think of it... I'd probably fuck a guys ass. But it has to be
1) feminine looking
2) not hairy. At all.
3) CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN
>>692815654
>>692815736
>>692815740
I was just kidding, chill the fuck out guys.
Gross
>>692815857
It's an ass ... shit happens
>>692808668
Can I ask a serious question here (not the guy you were responding to)? Who actually goes on /b/ for anything other than porn? I have other interests on the site, but I go to the specific board. /b/ is kinda like my trail mix of porn. It's a mixed bag
>>692815174
this is why people hate fags
>>692815612
I might be up for that one day but my girlfriend would never want to do that to me unfortunately. So, other than it feeling better when getting fucked in the ass, is the discomfort worth it for the aesthetics?
Also, is wiping your ass easier?
>>692816000
Keep some tissues next to you, clean the mess up, and keep on fuckin
>>692816000
Not if you clean well m8
>>692815225
Naw man just think about it.
Tight little twinks that you can throw around like dolls. Pin them down with one hand while you humiliate them with your superior cock and male body. Make them beg for mercy because they are completely under your control wether they like it or not.
Atleast, that's why I'm a twink. I love that shit.
>>692805097
Serious question... How is this guy still going after he already cummed? When I cum, I can't go any longer since it's all sensitive down there and also because it turns flaccid. But this guy is still pounding like a champion... How?
>>692816207
More of this!
>>692816323
Maybe it's sloppy seconds. Some other guy shot his load up the twink's ass and now he's getting plowed again.
>>692805097
How old are you?
Oh I want to ask, is there a functional difference between enema bags and bulbs? I'm considering getting one
>>692815225
Not all the time. Although twinks are my favorite, I do love to see two hunks go at it. Just like straight porn, it's a lot of variety. You just have to look.
>>692816445
Yeah probably... You can see the camera man's hands at some point. He probably busted his nut first
>>692816207
pics ?
Do you gay fags like to get fucked, or do the fucking yourselves? Why?
>>692816504
bag holds more water than bulb
Ped8587294870
>>692816070
People hate fags because my ass can almost lube itself? Ok sure.
>>692816664
It definitely varies from person to person, and there's no personality which is 100% indicative of a bottom or a top.
Personally I like to be fucked, because I get no pleasure from putting my dick in anything. It's not about the domination, it's not about the power play and it's not about my partners masculinity. It's really just the only way I get pleasure.
>>692816971
Seems understandable
>>692816664
I like to do the fucking because male buttholes are beautiful
>>692816971
You got your ass backwards.
You should get plesure from shitting out not getting a dick in.
>>692805097
>>692805234
hot damn this has turned me on. and i'm a straight guy. or maybe i'm bi now.....
>>692816445
Yup, probably the ball ticklers cum lol.
>>692817271
Nothing better to eat out than a smooth tight twink hole
>>692816008
I'm pretty much with you on that. There can be some funny shit too, but besides porn sprinkled with the occasional kek, /b/ is just a bunch of retards arguing over stupid shit, so yeah. Not sure why anyone would be here if not for the former.
>>692817415
Welcome to the wonderful world of bisexuality
>>692814282
What happens if you use nair?
>>692816664
I'm basically pansexual, but for the gay stuff I prefer getting fucked, because I don't really find a guy's ass that attractive. The exception would be a smooth-shaved twink. I'd be up for fucking that.
But how do you clean youself? Isnt there shit all the time?
>>692805097
So. fucking. hot
t. 100% hetero
>>692816008
I dont here for the porn, it is nice though. I find the other threads fairly amusing.
>>692817499
How about a smooth twink hole that's dripping with cum after a good fuck? Sounds tasty to me
>>692817728
Pre sex enema
>>692817499
So true. Nothing better than a fresh young twink.
>Checked
>>692815370
where is tight red jeans pt2?
>>692817415
You clicked on and watched a video with a thumbnail showing a dick inside of an asshole affixed to another dick. I'm not going to say you're not straight; it's just that there's questions.
>>692818170
i found it on /gif/ dont know who it is though :(
>>692818229
>There are no questions, a man is bisexual.
>>692818170
>>692818589
I googled "assbro 4chan" and got a few webs of him.
>>692813136
>her
>>692818722
Any of them being railed by someone else?
>>692813893
Topkek
>>692813526
Idk if you're still in the thread, but you're a beautiful person and I hope you find happiness.
>>692818938
Unfortunately no. It's a damn shame. A big beautiful ass like that not getting pounded.
>>692805616
Fuck sake I had to save this. Fuck you naughtypoofs
>>692810877
>avoid red meat, beef, pork
Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw. Naw nigga naw.
>>692805616
who dis
boypussy is the best pussy <3
>>692809533
wow
you have kik?
add me @firetruck41
>>692810761
>>>
is that you??
>>692815370
>>692818589
this boy needs a naughtyrape
>>692819921
more like boy-POOPY
jajajajajajajajaja XD
>>692816252
Sauce?
>>692808116
they are not always hairy
also, at least it isn't moist with hpv and liquidate eggs in dried blood over the fungus ridden cut wound you call a vagina
so let's just accept that sex is fucking gross and move on, how about that anon-kun?
Since when was /b/full of *real* faggots?
>>692820520
daammmnn, is that you?
>>692820480
since you started lurking. Gay prick
>>692820480
since the dawn of time.
snapchat me "rodgers_mclovin" im looking for femboys to top
>>692820520
that shit's like ten years old, rare, but old.
Fags of /b how does one go about getting a sissy bitch to dominate?
>>692817692
are you me?
>>692820738
Bro... Ever heard of a razor? Try it out
>>692821146
mmmmmmmm nummmycummynummmycummynummmycummynummmycummy
>>692810877
>>692812192
That is the outdated and semi satirical copy. This guide has literally everything you need, though, if you just want to be a twink ignore all of the estrogen parts and the makeup parts but still do the vegetarian and anti-androgen parts, like the spearmint tea. I drink at least 3-4 cups a day, and as long as I'm hairless, my skin is silky smooth.
>>692819522
You can still eat white meat! It's good enough, I guess.
>>692820918
well in your dads case he had a kid
>>692821272
>niggers
Oh Tyrone, what lovely undeveloped genes you have!
>>692821272
how does he wipe
>>692817634
A stingy kinda pain all down your peehole that lingers for way too long
>>692820918
craigslist
>>692821462
>>692821489
sucksuckfuckfuck
>>692816252
Someone please make that "oh my" into a reaction gif
>>692821315
>You can still eat white meat! It's good enough, I guess.
>white meat
>good enough
meh I'm not cute material anyway
>>692821631
do you get that in the UK?
>>692805496
>>692809789
>>692810177
>>692810397
>>692810761
Why did you have to ruin it with this trap femme shit? Now look what you did
>>692821629
>>692817634
>>692814282
>>692814105
>not reading the box/bottle
Are you literally autistic?
It says plainly that it's not for face, pubic, chest or back hair removal
>>692821808
Hardly anyone uses it over here so I'd recommend sites like Squirt or Fabguys
>>692821808
yeah its a big shit tho fam slim pickins innit
>>692821808
yes
https://london.craigslist.co.uk/search/m4m
>>692821687
You must be new here
>>692819921
This is fucking gay dude wtf
>>692819921
boypussy for life
anybody have snapchat?
im looking for cute femboys or traps my snapchat is "rodgers_mclovin"
>>692805616
sauce please
AIDS FOR EVERY1
>>692822859
*sniff* *sniff*
mmmmmm roast beef ;P
>>692821315
>0.5kg protein per pound.
I assume it means 0.5g, right?
>>692822259
oh my...
I'd make you hard just by running my fingertips on that smooth, soft skin...
>>692822478
I'm not the guy that asked for it but Iv been around here for years and years and have never seen a gif of that
maybe get your eyes checked and stop thinking your better than people for being a loser longer you autist
>>692825244
i would kiss him and suck him off dry
>>692815521
That would explain the terrible pain I get after cumming sometimes. And why after getting super aroused and not cumming it seems like I shit out cum.
I don't get it
Are you guys into hairy man with big dicks or not?
>>692826120
No, trust me dude, that's just your ass. Your ass will keep itself lubed and it will look like something just came up there.
>>692821631
>craigslist
That's not funny
>>692805097
luckiest guy in the world jesus
>>692827976
Not him but I haven't found any sissies that aren't 200lbs@5'8", 45yrs, and married or something to that nature.
Found good ass? Sure, but sissies? Not the cream of crop we're looking for.
>>692827034
well, I personally have a slender body and keep it shaved so thus i'm aroused by twinks and would enjoy fucking one.
on the second hand I would love a hairy, muscular dude to make me his fucktoy.
it depends on the perspective/mood.
>>692827034
Sure
>>692828953
lmao
I was curious once and browsed a similar german site to craigslist
twas exactly like you said all the fat old dudes trying to be sissys
odd to say the least
HACK THIS GIRL PLEASE
Because she ruined my friends life and need to be taught a lesson
Whats the best way a loner can meet other fags? I'd say I'm okay in shape and looks, but have no idea where to start.
>>692831783
start with wearing panties. shave. put things in butt
>>692824082
No you literally have to eat more than your body weight in protein. What part of it did you not understand?
>>692821315
I just finished making this. It's supposed to be just about HRT, I might look into other shit but for now it's pretty much an addendum to the original "how to achieve trap mode aesthetics" guide.
Anything I should change or add? Any typos? All feedback is welcome.
>>692831783
Grindr. jack'd. tinder.
>>692831783
You have a decent pear shape, shave and take pics of yourself in panties or something. Planetromeo is a decent mobile app for meeting fags. Also backpage or craigslist or just look for a local gay sauna
>>692808116
>faggot disgusted by gay porn
>"it's a free country ill post where I want"
Pick one faggot
assbro?
>>692833587
>>692833273
>>692833268
appreciated
Here's a little video I made yesterday for you guys ;)
rate?
>>692832259
no one?
>>692834931
nice.
needs more hardness tho, recommending a cockring.
buttplug is a good idea too.
>>692835328
Not really a fan of cockrings, but I dig the buttplug idea.
>>692835387
I want to eat it
>>692835002
>692835002
this chub guy would eat that
>>692835002
Joli cul
>>692835387
Would tongue/10
>>692834931 again
>>692835002
tunnistettu
>>692813925
that growth next to his sack... ew
>>692836569
waxing or shaving?
more boypussy!
>>692835002
kik ?
>>692837400
Wait if Too I are the guy in the photo... Would you fuck me???
The guy in the picture is so hot....
who wants some of my tight twink asshole? I'm not fat like my thighs might indicate
>>692835002
I saw this like a month ago fuck off
>>692837694
I need that to sit on my face!
>>692837461
cute ass got a kik or SC?
>>692837980
no, it's not me
Wow, /b/ is better than /a/ in being gay.
>>692838677
I need that ass in my face now
>>692838309
So take something new you attention seeking degenerate
>>692837400
would ram cock up ass
>>692828953
I've posted a few times on Craigslist and I imagine I'm the cute sissy you like not a full on trap but pretty feminine and dress/talk/walk like a girly
Had 100 of emails for one add so I get picky but hey if you're persistant enough you might find a good one once in a while
>>692805097
Oh my god this is one of the sexiest things I have seen on this shitstorm of a site in ages. I would love to fuck or be fucked that way.
>NO YOUR DROOLING
Why is this thread still up? wtf /b/
>>692808116
>free country
what country pal ?
