>You are all 15-18 year olds sitting in your rooms on a saturday afternoon lurking /b/ and trying to avoid your family on a holiday weekend
prove me wrong.
>>692656278
>Implying
I'm 27 actually
im stoned and trying to decide what to do for the afternoon
32 and shitposting while at work.
Your game's wrong, kiddo
>>692656582
what are your options?
>>692656278
25, browsing whilst I take a shit.
>>692656278
28 yrs old reporting here, chilling after all day work in construction. Fuck off m8.
I'm actually 42, surfing from my phone while watching Oblivion, while my wife and son are napping before our family bbq.
>>692656278
21 actually
>>692656278
>Holkyday
What?
How the fuck did he know?
>>692656278
26 need to go work tonight
>>692656971
>>692656926
>>692656871
>>692656870
>>692656719
>>692656558
This is now an over 20 and still on /b/ thread. Fuck off op
>>692656278
More?
>>692656278
37, No plans until tomorrow and Monday. Did stuff last night until 2am, this is my day off. Fuck off nigger.
>>692656278
26 hauling crude oil faggot
>>692656278
>be me in bed with sleeping wife
>30
>hungover as fuck
>surf nets until I pass out again
15-18 correct (17)
In airport though, coming back from visiting 14 y/o gf
>>692656278
Got more pics?
>>692656723
nothing, replace a sprinkler head, shower and get dressed, assemble a high-chair
>>692656278
>holiday
>implying I praise God every Saturday and am under 18
kek, 37.
>>692656278
Nope. 31 and shitposting while shitting at my gym.
>>692657100
>you fuck off mate, OP is 25
>>692657051
because i remember being 16 and doing the exact same thing on 4th of july weekend. now im hiding from my wife and her family
32.
There is no family to avoid anymore, all dead.
>>692657255
>op is 25.
Still a fag
>>692657215
Ok, nvm, i found it.
Tumblr is The burning Lotus.
Hideous beef flaps.
>>692657125
http://theburninglotus.tumblr.com/archive
>>692656278
28 and plan on getting drunk at a beach today nigger
28, should be working
Lurking on /b/ watching the kid
>>692657189
Every guy that has to use an airplane to play dolls with a 14 years old is a fucking dumbtard in my eyes.
Ps: M M MOoodS
Actually I'm at work and I'm 25 trying to get done and head to the bar
>>692656983
Are you retarded ?
>31 year old wizard, sitting in his parents basement on a saturday afternoon lurking /b/ and trying to avoid his family on a holiday weekend, reporting in
>>692656278
21, putting off teaching myself calculus 2. but I'd rather be doing that than reading shit threads like this, so I'm out of here.
>>692657226
what does the 4th of july have to do with praising god?
>>692656278
Canada day was yesterday.
I have a hangover.
21.
>>692657383
>play dolls
Kek
31 year old drunk norwegian male sitting alone considering what metaphysical books to take as "truth" for the evening..
>>692656926
I'm 42, as well.
It's great being old.
I'm 23 years old sitting outside smoking a cigarette while dreading my birthday on Monday.
Sitting at work because it's a slow day and I'm bored out of my mind
>>692656278
12 years old bitch cunt nigger stop being so dumb omg LOL XDDDD
>>692656278
who's that?
>>692657189
Mods
>>692657360
pretty hot old lady too bad her tits are shit
I took 6 hits of blotter acid. So yea im not too excited about hanging out with my family
>>692656278
30 at my gfs house
>>692656278
im 23 year old sitting in my own rented house, during night trying to find something fun or lewd while getting latest gossip about everything. so there you go
i´d really prefer not to reply to threads like this because it´s very poll-like and makes me think of kikes trying to focus their services to a target audience in detail
Nope, close though. 19 year old in depression, lost gf, lost only source of income and forced to moved back in with my parents who are off on a holiday trip without me. Im here cleaning the house feeding the pets looking for inspiration of some sort to get out of a hole.
24. Outside smoking before I go take a shower, go get a haircut then eat with my girlfriend and her brother. Gonna watch a play that he's in tonight
>>692656983
Dyslexia ayy
I'm 7, ya twat
>>692656278
i'm 21 just finished work and now i'm gonna get fucking blazed and do fuck all for the rest of the day
>>692656278
40 and a homeowner fag
>>692656278
I'm 25, it's almost 6am and I'm just trying to find some porn.
>>692657226
At least you know that Saturday's the true day.
>>692656278
Nope. 30 years old, sitting in my living room with both of my sons, watching shark week. You're pretty terrible at precognition.
>>692656278
23 but I am in my room, just finished mowing the lawn and I'm basking in a post shower nude time.
>>692656278
What holiday
>>692656278
24, parents in Alaska, left me home, going to a barbque tomorrow with friends.
What's your excuse?
31 just came home from a short motorcycle trip, picked up my gf from work, just cooked now chilling and watching bloodline on netflix while my gf is playing sims. And browsing 4ch for ylyl.
>>692656278
I'm actually 21 sitting at dads house about to roll a fat joint then playing league
25 yr old fag here. I'm on my phone on my commute to work.
>>692657360
holy good stuff
>>692656278
I just came to this thread to find more of the old bitch.
>>692656278
I'm 27 but everything else is right
>>692657899
Oh shit me too! What do you ride m80? I'll post pics of my Suzuki intruder 1400. It's and 87' doe. Show yours and I'll show you mine. ;D
28 sitting out back smoking a cigarette hungover af
>>692656278
I'm 38 living in my own house, about to drive down to my grandparent's beach house for a family weekend. Just waiting on my slow ass bro to get here.
45. Been in work this morning. Now getting stoned watching Henrikh Mkhitaryan on youtube.
>>692657887
4th of july
American independence day, or something similar
>>692657887
One of the made up Murrican ones. Independence Day, 4th of July.
>>692657226
>>692657850
Oy vey
>>692657189
MODS
O
D
S
I'm 48
>>692656278
25 and just got home from work
my plan for the evening:
>browse 4chan
>drink
>fap
>games
>fap
>sleep
fuck being social. i hate people
>>692658093
Look up SDA denomination. And no not the cheap knockoff that formed an occult.
20 chillin in my briks room. Haven't figured out what my bros plans are since we all are away from home, so we hang together.
>>692656278
25, killing time while I work.
>>692656278
20 year old full time student with full time job, living away from home, lurking /b/ for some porn to raise test before the gym, faggot
20 and at the gym with my gf
>>692656278
I'm 24 and live alone. You're right about me trying to avoid my family though, which is why I live in another country.
>>692658269
Nigga why are you on b then
>>692656278
I'm 22 but other than that, yeah.
>>692656278
32
Been here since the beginning.
>>692656278
>Implying
I'm 21 and my holiday was yesterday.
>>692656278
50, on the shitter, looking at pics of your mom.
26 Enjoying my 3 day weekend playing stardew valley.
I'm 21 and jerking off.
23 YO FAT NEET, fat and angry as always. these two pages are my favourite from the last manga I came to.
btw does anyone knows good hentai manga about a girl of a group of girls and their female slave(s)? I want yuri manga where girls are bullying by other girls, I need feet licking, rimjob, boot kissing, spit drinking, piss drinking etc. 1/2.
>>692656926
>>692657529
samefag
>>692656278
>be me
>21
>at work
>>692657735
been in the hole for 2 years now 21dont know what to do with my life gtfo man its horrid..
>>692657189
MODS
Im 21 and im sting in the livingroom watiching Criminal Minds with my mom. You sir, are a shitty psychic.
I'm 28 and about to go to a block party at my buddy's place, amd probably get drunker than I have in about 5 years because it's the fourth of July weekend, I'm off tomorrow, and 'Merica
>>692656278
we dont have holidays now were i live
>>692656278
42. Browsing for prons/lols while the Mrs puts the brats to bed.
want to bang the old lady
>you know she would make you comfy and get you a snack afterwards too
>>692658058
. How was your trip? I had a good countryside ride,unfortunatly a lot of dust and sand ond the road so my bike is a mess now but don't care. How is your intrudee doing?
24
watching serial killer documentaries
pretty much
>>692658778
lols as in laughs, not lolis, Mr Fed.
>>692658093
Y'all muthafuckas know that the Catholic Church (the crazy bastards that tortured those mercilessly for not following their beliefs) were the ones that changed the day to Sunday.
>>692658179
>>692656278
Confirming that tattoos and piercings are going to look horrible when this generation gets old.
>>692656278
26 gonna do sum coco n Viagra then proceed to sex my fuck
Also Heil Hitler
I'm 20 and doing NOTHING at work.
>>692658789
>Holy shit!!!
>Very hot, Now I just want to eat pussy.
>>692657735
You don't have depression, it's just your state of mind. Are you going to be a product of the environment? Or are you gonna change your environment?
>>692658789
>Her expression in every photo... Sad. Now I'm depressed. MOAR!
>>692657189
MODOODSODSODOSMOSMODS
>>692656278
>21
>enjoying my day off before i have to go do shit
About to go see Bob Dylan. Until then, smoking and chilling.
>>692658789
Yea you kinda gotta post all them pictures of cougar
>>692659028
http://theburninglotus.tumblr.com/archive
theres literally thousands
>>692658058
What do you think about the new intruder M 1800 RZ?
>>692659106
Gender?
>>692656278
im 23 and my family left town. just me and the dog at home. beer, weed and /b/. Gonna have a bonfire late in the backyard and have a few friends over. gonna be noice. fuck yeah i got coneys in the fridge, this goin to be dope as fuck.
>>692656278
21 back from university, setting up stuff with the fam for a party tommorrow, just came upstairs while I wait for some shit to cook, gf coming round after work
>>692659106
Enjoy, fucking ace live.
>>692658789
>No, I don't want any hard candies or prunes.
>>692659226
Male
>>692659246
Faggot
>>692656278
25 here, 5 more years and I'll be a canonical Wizard.
>>692659330
Hot
>>692656278
I'm 26 and in my living room with my parents. Suck it.
I'm 26, sitting in my room cleaning my guns because I just got home from the range, not avoiding anyone for the holiday because today is not a holiday.
>>692656278
I live 1300 miles from my nuclear family and I'm a teacher off for the summer. 38 years old.
>>692659382
You female, cute?
>>692657335
Your family's lucky.
>>692656278
Ha! I'm 26
>>692659182
She's probably THE only gilf I'd ever fuck.
Hot damn what a woman.
>>692656278
>You are all 15-18 year olds
23 actually
>sitting in your rooms
yes
>on a saturday afternoon
sunday early morning
>lurking /b/
yep
>and trying to avoid your family
only because the Election is today and my brother is annoying about politics
>on a holiday weekend
I'm unemployed; every day is a holiday in a welfare state!
>>692656558
>>692656278
Jokes on u I'm 38
>>692657447
4 more years and I'll be a wizard like you Anon.
>>692658792
Goodness fuck that is gorgeous. I always appreciate bar end mirrors but I like the red themed windshield too. Pic is related. It's been my first bike for some time. I'm still young and apart of the 80% that isn't endorsed.
>>692659186
It's such a good looking bike. More of a stunner. It has a modern look but at the same time remains classic.
>saturday afternoon
It's still 11 AM here. Proven wrong.
>>692656278
I am 20 and allmy family went to spain and left me alone with the house and the animals. Life is pretty good, when they get back i am going to a metal festival far away.
>>692659653
Fuck off California faggot.
>>692656278
i'm 34 and sitting in my room avoiding my family
>>692657335
like....everybody?
Haha I'm 19 u fuckin jewass
>>692656278
>not 15-18
>not an afternoon where I live
>not a holiday weekend where I live
>guess you could say I'm "lurking" /b/ but I'll only be here for a total of about 20 min today
>not trying to avoid family
>>692659740
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>692659384
>Suck it.
Which one?
Your dads or your moms?
>>692656278
19, Sunday early morning, bored 'cos bad sleep schedule. Not holiday weekend in Australia.
over 40.
>>692659887
Either one really. I'm not picky.
29. Sitting in my 49 y.o gfs car, waiting till she buys sports bras so we can go to the gym.
Just picked up my suit from tailor cuz I gained weight, had it loosened a bit. Fuck my life.
Got a rim with a tire from my car in trunk. It got a huge gash in it that I didn't see. The guys at the shop said it's toast. FML.
Anyone know anyone selling frs rims and tires for 600$ with tpms in Toronto area?
Or any1 know anyone hiring for marketing work at low to mid manager level in Toronto area?
/Wrists
>>692659581
I'm so proud, student...
By this time I'll gladly let you take my place in the game and ascend to an hero
I'm 26.
i'm a graduate student taking some brake from research for the day
i don't live with my parents
probably gonna fuck tonight.
sorry bra
Nah. Sitting in my apartment with 3 roommates. Shitposting as usual.
>>692656278
I'm actually 29 years old sitting on my toilet right now. My family is like 1100 miles away.
Today is a holiday?
>>692656278
>family not here
>26 years
>gonna play vidya soon
gotta be bait
False. Dads at a bar and I dont speak to my mother so im in the living room by myself
>>692656278
20 years old and waiting to be 21 u turd mc griddle bla st er with cheese grits and fat
Jokes on you, I'm actually 51000500 sitting in my work being a fucc boi and surfing 5 chan
>>692656278
I'm 72 and who's this young lady?
22, work in an hour, trying to kill some time before then.
>>692656278
I'm on my way down to Oakland to watch te A's and then fly to Hawaii for the 4th
>>692659591
Is that you? You look cool. Nice bike. If you like torquey speed cruising you should try some v twin naked when you get bored with the intruder, i tried some cruisers and choppers but i can't get along with the riding position. If i lived by the coast and had money to burn i would get a m1800 or an xdiavel
>>692656870
21 also lurking while squeezing out a chocolate hotdog
work in a couple of hours, just tryna relax a little
sauce
>>692656278
23, 20 hours away from home due to work assignment, have weekend off for holiday... FML I know no one in this fucking humid ass shit hole on the gulf coast
>>692660005
49yo gf interesting. Any pics? And pics of the rim?
>>692657255
>i remember being 16 and doing the exact same thing on 4th of july weekend. now im hiding from my wife and her family
It doesn't change
>>692656278
Hec you got me
23 year old, sitting in my cabin in the middle of the North Sea, browsing /b/ before I go to the bridge for my half of the watch.
>>692659479
>>692656870
22 and pooping.
>>692657478
Have you got a fucking table in your car?
>>692656278
Wrong, I'm on /b/ cause I didn't go to Anime Expo
24
It's evening
I'm having a beer
Trying not to kill myself
>>692656870
This
>>692656278
48 and shitposting nudes
39. hung over as fuck. This thread is shit and opie is a clown.
>>692660304
hahaha the company I'm working for probably made some of your equipment.
19 locked out of home waiting for someone to get me In
Actually im at work
>>692656278
19, I live alone.
What now faggot
>>692660507
fuckin hell m8e. would totally bang
>>692660577
Oh, which company is that?
>>692657496
summercunt
>>692656278
21 actually
>>692656278
19 actually work so I can sit in my own house and lurk without giving a fuck
I'm 21, met with my aunt and cousin last night and today.
Father is a vet, i'll be chilling with him on Monday.
Currently browsing /b/ until I have to go to work. (I'm a chef (more like prep/dishwasher) at a decently popular venue) So i'll be working pretty much all weekend.
>>692656278
27 year old. Gotta sit inside to watch the Germany Italy game, then mow my lawn and do other general yard work on my house, and then strap all my mortar launching tubes to a board for the 4th of July and set up my fuses (probably do a couple of test launches too)
>>692660660
FMC Technologies, soon to merge with Technip
>>692656278
Just got back from a trip with my girl to a local place that was featuring sea glass. It was pretty cool. Also i'm 21, she's 19. My family is here, we are all enjoying watching Caddy Shack. You're 0 for 3, OP.
>>692656278
Actually I'm 23 years old, taking a shit on the toilet in my apartment, while pondering if I should drink tonight for lulz
>>692656278
im 20, sitting in my basement on a Saturday afternoon lurking /b/ and successfully avoiding my family on a holiday weekend.
>>692660507
source?
>>692659448
there are no girls on the internet.
>>692660748
I wish you a good work weekend!
>>692660943
I'm trying to decide between ciroc or jager. You?
>>692660907
Never heard about, what kind of stuff do you make?
>>692660958
Kill me now, you're the only one that's excited for me. Atleast i'll bank on tips, have a popular band coming so i'll make between 150~300$ between today and monday. Kind of makes up for minimum wage.
>>692660138
Mhm! That's me. Thank you /b/ro! That means plenty! I love naked bikes. I'd actually prefer one over anything. My brother likes sports bikes and my father likes classics, so it makes sense to settle right in the middle. I know what you mean entirely. I've noticed the youth tend to feel better on more modern bikes. You should check out the Indian Dark Horse. It looks similar to the m1800.
>>692656278
I'm on holidays and I'm 22
>>692656278
I am 27
I am a female
I dont live at home like a miserable virgin faggot like u are
fuck u
No.
I'm a 21 year old half drunk lose drinking scotch and listening to Brendaniel read shitty pokemon fanfiction
>dave stidider: pokemon traner
If anyone's interested.
Also I have slight diarrhea from roskilde festival
>>692656278
I'm 48, sitting in my apartment waiting until 4PM when I meet up with my family.
/Can't really avoid it
>>692656278
21 and I'm always in my room, why the fuck would I want to socialize with my annoying family?
>>692660138
Also where might you be from? You'd mentioned something about dust kicking up? It's always a tragedy when it does that right after it rains :'c I reside in NM myshelf.
>>692661198
i am interested thanky.
>>692661104
I'm more a wine kind of guy. I was thinking a nice Merlot
>>692661115
>e wit
Largest supplier of subsea xmas trees and we make a lot of SDS equipment. Technip makes all of the connection equipment and hoses. We send our techs out to install the stuff and aid in the exploration process. We have major contracts with BP, Shell, Chevron, Eni, ect
>>692656278
OP acting like he is better
>>692660949
>system has disk tray but is using an nes controller
i call bs
>>692658065
Turn your life around before it's too late
>>692661171
>>>692656278 (OP) #
>I am 47
>I wish I was a female
>I live at home like a miserable virgin faggot like u are
>fuck u
Ftfy
>>692661171
lies
>>692659844
what part of
>murdered his whole family
do you not understand?
>>692656278
31. My parents are away on holiday.
Drinking and smoking weed
>>692656278
22 actually
>>692661411
Oh, I see. I'm on a PSV, so no wonder I didn't know. We don't deal much with Subsea work.
>>692656278
Im 24 and Im home alone.
>>692659591
>>692656278
jokes on you, im 22 and trying to avoid my roomates. hah.
>>692656278
20 yrs old and family isn't even home. Going to a bbq and gonna get drunk today is good.
I'm a 27 year old paramedic riding around the entire fucking county
>>692656278
I'm at work on lunch mate, I'm 25, I wish my life was that simple
>>692661469
>>692661482
mommas lil bois want proof huh? maybe I will post something if u ask nicely but dont fucking cum in ur pants
>>692661830
ah ok, well wish you luck and North Sea beats Nigerian Coast... trust me haha, we pay 150% premiums and its still kinda not worth dealing with the kidnapping risk (Platform Supply Vehicle right?)
>>692660471
It's my mail truck
>>692657508
Ayyy Canada
Edmonton reporting in
>tfw you didn't see the fireworks
>>692656278
I'm 27 and taking a shit between episodes of community. 4chan is shit I only browse when shitting
>>692656278
Going shooting can't wait, hail hydra!
33 on my phone at work eating cashews and drinking gatorade.
Yellow or gtfo
>>692656870
honestly seems like the most appropriate time to browse /b/
>>692660017
>graduate student
>taking some brake
>some brake
>brake
is that you, Borat?
>>692657189
MODS!
I'm 19 and my family's dead so haha
>>692662188
Yeah, it's a Platform Supply Vessel, and thanks :)
And I know about the Nigerian Coast, I was 2 trips in Angola, fucking hell, that place was a shithole if I ever saw one.
>>692662120
you talk like a bitter fat cunt. don't bother
>>692662369
Good luck and keep them clusters tight anon, hail hydra!
>>692660594
They're not coming back, you know.
>>692662532
>6
haha yeah, I was in China a month ago and i dont care what people say... go to the REAL China where they burn plastic and sift through the ashes for copper wire... that took 5 years off my life... plus building collapses now scare the shit out of me. Thank God I'm from the West haha
Jokes on you. I'm 19
i'm 19, and i do this everyday regardless of a holiday weekend. FeelsBadMan
>>692662543
okai Im gonna post sharpie in pooper but I warn u I did not shower for a while
>>692662970
Jeez, that bad, huh?
>>692656278
yea, so whats your point?
>>692663132
>>692656582
I wanna get drunk but i got alot of shit to do today:/
>>692661171
>>692662120
Sharpie in blowhole, pretty please?
>>692656278
Am 18, but going out drinking later around 10
>24
>Get back from hike
>Killing time while my turd percolates before going to the gym
>Date night with GF
>I'm nothing like you people
>>692656278
Well, this is correct. And you old lady? Lurking for some young boys on /b/?
>>692656278
22 waiting for gf to get ready so we can go
19, you can fuck right off with that faggot
>>692659591
ooh are we DBT now?
this is before I added bags
45yo, watching King of Nordic Challenger Cup finals on twitch.
>>692657532Kill yourself now then
>>692656278
23 and live alone, just come to 4chan for the porn
>>692663543
shall we get on your level, faggot?
>>692656278
the ultimate gilf
>>692660594
>not having a keypad deadbolt
I haven't carried a house key in 10 years.
>>692657755
Sounds gay
I'd fuck him tho no homo
>>692656278
Wrong. At my apartment, about to go hang out with my folks.
19 and taking a shit before work. Browsing
>>692658590
Sauce?
>>692663719
I'm not even into ass play and I'd let that bitch fuck me with the same dildo. God damn guitars pull the fucking 10/10 bitches I guess.
>>692656582
nothing always seems like a good option when I'm stoned
22 and waiting till its time to go out and drink
>>692656278
I'm 44, I have no family other than elderly parents and I have no friends. I am spending the day with my dog. People are two faced and fake. I trust no one
>>692658580
Hole 21 year old here too
>>692663660
Damn dude, it takes balls to ride in a Colorado like climate. The forty eight is a hell of a machine. You wouldn't ever expect it to be a 1200. Have you considered loud pipes?
>>692663775
You never will
>>692656278
24.
At my job.
>>692656278
You are right op cant deny it. i'm older than 18 tough.
40, own home, waiting for Italy vs Germany to kick off. Going to get high, watch football, stick dick in wife, booze, etc.
>>692664323
I'm torn on the pipes. I don't want to be like "muh pipes" but it sounds like a damn sewing machine now.
Here's bags.
>>692656278
30
sitting at work
I'm 24 and actually watching the office in my house. Also I'm a baker so I'll have a nice holiday when the bakery closes for the holiday.
>>692656278
Someone please post this woman's feet.
>>692663308
yeah, I got put on the 23rd story of some commy-block hotel. the windows were single pane aluminum frame and opened 100%. the wind would vibrate the structure, water was acidic, and 5:30am some military march would blare on a loudspeak across the street... somethin out of a 1950s era movie haha
>>692663987
It's Rune Rudberg, a norwegian a-celebrity. He's known to drown in pussy.
>>692656278
WTF is holding her up? Kek! Fuckin' hot ass GILF!!!
I'm 20 in a hotel in Austin. Came from Oklahoma to go to the RTX convention.
> correct with 18
> implying I live with my family
> actually live with my fiancé
> asleep naked next to me
>>692664694
I felt the same way at first, but after people kept putting me in their blind spot I figured they could at least hear me in case they can't see me. It looks nice as it is, the soft bags look better. The bar end mirrors are also lovely.
