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>>692567657
>>692568431
>Alabama
at least you got Mississippi so you can be 49th worst in everything
>>692569028
Yeah I drove through MS the other day on the way back from Dallas back to B'ham.
Never going through MS again.
Interstate in MS had pot holes and shit all over. Sad.
Maryland is my home, and in no way am I proud of it.
haven't been that many places
>>692567657
louisiana fag here…anyone who hasn't been to NM needs to go.
>>692571317
Also glad to see the love for Louisiana ITT
>>692571498
Went down there for a machine gun shoot near Baton Rouge last year. I liked it, but wasn't really used to the heat or the jiggers. God damn, the fucking jiggers. The whole goddamn range was jiggered up and we all had no idea. Fun though, cool state.
>>692568431
What's wrong with Maine /b/ro?
>>692570677
Me neither. Where are you from? I live in Towson. Planning on moving to maine.
>>692572279
I'm in Perry Hall, not far from you. Hoping to move either up in PA or down to VA.
>>692572597
Cleveland must suck, anon.
>>692571854
You're right. They're bad down here, especially in that part. Where are you from?
Traveled coast to coast, lived plenty of places, the American West is God's country.
>>692569028
Yankee faggot
Here's something different
>>692567657
>>692571201
You disgrace your homeland by not marking Oklahoma "kill it with fire"
>>692573832
should've marked mixed feelings, have friends that went to OK for college and stayed
>>692567657
>>692573709
>home
you poor, poor bastard...
>>692567657
checked
>>692574219
>Loving the entirety of Canada.
I'm so sorry.
>>692574449
nice 69 bro...super cool
>>692574225
>>692574449
Quebec is the only one i dont like, but its home, tbh id say kill it with fire too
>>692574219
well fuck you too, we don't even think about canada
>>692574948
oh look, someone who thinks his feelings are important to others
>>692570677
> Hates California and New York
> Tolerates Florida
This guy gets it.
>>692574996
>hates most of America
>first one to call others "unamerican"
So glad I don't live there anymore.
>>692568431
(205) ?
>>692573297
> West Coast is "God's country"
> Mandated Atheism
Oooh... Try again.
West coast best coast
>>692576562
>hates most of the South except for Florida
That beautiful scenery must have gotten to your head
>>692576949
East side nigger
>>692577808
Why NJ?
>>692575574
Ye, you in the 205 as well?
>>692572028
Too cold for my tastes.
I'm a nigger
>>692578441
Indeed. First time I've seen anyone from this area on here
>>692578745
Shiiiieeetttt nigga same
>>692572610
reasoning?
>>692578801
In Alabaster myself
>>692578964
In Trussville
>>692567657
Texas against Oklahoma Roll
>>692579093
Small world, used to work out there.
>>692577994
I'm not that poster, but allow me to tell you a story:
I like to watch Supercross races, and the only race that was on the east coast was in NJ. So, I went with a bunch of buddies packed in a van we rented to save $$. Anyway, so we get to the NJ state line, and I see I need gas. I stop at a gas station, and get out to pump the gas. I am then reminded that I can't pump my own fucking gas. Some spaniard or whateverthefuck walks up to the window and must have tried to ask me what I wanted in the vehicle. I tell him, and as he's filling it up, I see my meter is not going up. I get pissed, and pull into a parking spot. I go inside the big gas station store, and well, the rest can be a greentext:
>walk in gas station building
>everyone is either black or hispanic, no problem.
>walk into an isle to get something
>there's some spaniard laying down in the isle, on his back, staring at the ceiling.
>get what I need and walk away.
>all of a sudden, some pack of negros start singing together near the register.
>walk away and go to a little stand for cinnamon buns, a spanish guy is manning it
>ask him for one bun
>he pulls out the full fucking tray of buns and says "buy"
>walk away from him, and go to register to purchase my items
>the same group is still there, singing as loud as they can, and right next to my fucking ear.
>hurry the fuck out of there
Not that this can't happen in any other state, but go figure that it was NJ.
>>692576562
New England pride my nigga
>>692579378
I work around the Hoover area.
What'd you do in Trussville area?
>>692579611
I worked for Lowe's
>>692579972
Shiiieeeettt small world indeed mane
>>692580169
Yeah?
>>692580216
If you wanna keep this comvo up hmu on Twitter @96JZA
>>692572028
Sounds like that should be a dislike, not kill it with fire.
>>692579405
Kek. NJ is quite the freak show.
>>692567657
captcha: choose all photos with pick up trucks
603fag here
Before you ask, no I'm not mormon you faggots.
>>692574219
A hateful Canadian? Quick! Someone get the unicorn cage!
VA fag here
What's there to hate about Virginia?
West Virginia sure I get it.
>>692580837
shirts and ties while riding a bike? not in my house!
>>692569028
>>692572597
614 represent niggas
>>692574219
Damn man, even Maine, Vermont, and NH?
I thought we were friends!
>>692578826
Should have made ohio dark red as well simply because of Cleveland.
I generally like the US, as most of us snowniggers do, since we're born to lick American ass. I just dont like places where the social justice warrior bullshit is running completely rampant, like in CA, hence the mixed feelings.
Of course, there's still dindu's and ahmeds that believe in "white privilege" or whatever in new york, but you usually always see shit like this in california or the west coast.
Should have marked Oregon as mixed simply because of PCC, but oh well.
Absolutely hate chicago and detroit, and considering there's nothing else in michigan than detroit, you might as well burn the whole place down. At least illinois isn't completely ghetto-infested
I like Texas, but it's mixed simply because of trailer park trash and illegals everywhere.
Dislike arizona because im a snownigger that hates warmth.
Dislike new mexico because mexicans and drugs. oh, and warmth.
Grey zones are places i know nothing about, because you never really hear anything from there
(except ohio's cleveland, should also have marked ohio as red now that i think about it)
also who the fuck lives in montana?
is there anything else in idaho other than potatoes and wilderness?
>>692581081
Mormons are faggots. I love Utah because of gun laws and overall the view of mountains, but dealing with mormons is not for the faint of heart.
>>692581373
go kill yourself you fucking spic. The midwest hates spics like you.
>>692581373
The South with rise again! Fuck you!
>>692575112
Do you not understand the subject of this thread?
>>692581413
UtahFag here. The ones I know are mostly pretty chill.
>>692581166
My man
>>692581929
Really? All the ones I know are huge fags about it. Always boasting about the lord and what not.
>>692580758
Why the WV hate man?
>>692576562
>>692579604
this. ty for loving RI
>>692581710
>The South with rise again! Fuck you!
OH BOY!
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!
I'll be right back, I need to grab my torch.
>>692581565
>spic
>hates south
Huh?
>>692582229
I saw this along with another animation earlier, whats it called?
>>692582416
not sure anon,
not sure
>>692569028
Confirmed cock-guzzling Yankee
>>692567657
>>692582877
sure sucks not having a home
>>692571201
You like SC better than NC? Nigga wut?
>>692582877
>weebs thinking their opinions matter
also japanese hate you white pigs
pic related: japan when it sees you
>>692572597
Well at least you're neutral to a few of the Hawaiian islands, west maryland, Manhattan Island, and some of the Alaskan islands.
>>692582119
West Virginia is literally full of fags.
>>692583207
Well done anon
-kristallnacht when-
>>692582877
Does daddy have to get the belt, nip?
>>692582959
>they say home is where the heart is
>don't have a heart
>>692583366
Asap
>>692567657
i dont talk these ugly ass people like the ugly guys losers but has to bother me cause hurt me the ugly way cause is ugly and pathatic and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and there ugly and smart and keep bothering me but i hate there ugly ass face and they smell like shit like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and the ugly guys losers is ugly and think is better then everybody and i hat their ugly ass faces and the ugly guys losers is ugly and think is better then everybody and the popular poeple and is lame and is ugly
>>692567657
i dont talk these ugly ass people like the ugly guys losers but has to bother me cause hurt me the ugly way cause is ugly and pathatic and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and there ugly and smart and keep bothering me but i hate there ugly ass face and they smell like shit like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and the ugly guys losers is ugly and think is better then everybody and i hat their ugly ass faces and the ugly guys losers is ugly and think is better then everybody and the popular poeple and is lame and is ugly
and the ugly guys losers smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and get rejected by guys and women and try to bother people
If tool:PaintBucket if available on device mine U.S.A.complete Color:maroon
>>692580831
New Englanders are salty
>>692576562
>Liking New Jersey
Literally the worst state I've been to.
>>692567657
>>692583897
The South and West Coast are disgusting lawless shitholes of heat and crime.
>>692583897
Damn right we are.
Live free or Die, bitch.
>>692583207
why the random missouri hate?
>>692581166
>>692582059
my niggas
>>692584289
faggot detected
>>692584367
>Live free or Die, bitch.
>Coming from leftist havens
Lol yeah okay.
>>692584396
Missouri fucking sucks anyone from missouri that likes missouri is on meth.,
>>692584396
Have you ever been there?
Absolutely disgusting.
The people are slow and fat.
The entire state smells like shit.
The water tastes like shit.
What a fucking hell hole.
>>692584493
>Leftist
Nice shitkicker may may word
>>692584466
Right back at you, buddy.
Sincerely,
Texas
>>692584446
lmao no just black geologist. Good guess tho.
>>692584702
>Guns are illegal
>Soda is illegal
>Filling your own car with gas is illegal
So free.
Wow.
Nice leftism at work.
To be left is to be anti-freedom.
>>692584613
>>692584689
>>692584818
lol you think you have freedom
>>692584304
oops didnt mean to say like for arkansas, fuck those guys
>>692584493
Oh no, Vermont is the Leftist one. I'm from New Hampshire, the Libertarian one.
It's alright, I don't expect Johnnies to know any polysyllabic words.
>>692584818
>>Guns are illegal
>>Soda is illegal
>>Filling your own car with gas is illegal
What the fuck? That's New Jersey you faggot!
>>692584818
Stop using that word. You're not helping your case. It only makes you seem like a complete hillbilly.
>>692573709
Alberta should be marked as Kill it with fire
In my opinion Maine is the worst because of Stephen King.
>>692581373
HURR DURR HOLLYWOOD N SHIT
>>692585098
And here comes the irrational defense from years of brainwashing.
>>692584957
I don't have freedom, because of big government and leftist politicians.
And that's a huge fucking problem, this coming from someone in a state that's not saturated yet.
>>692585060
>the Libertarian one
Maybe once upon a time. You've been infected by all the states around you.
I feel like I'm all over the place
Illinois is mixed feelings only because I grew up there. It's shitty, there's no denying that, but it's still got some charm to it that I just can't shake
Arizona is my current home state, but I hate all the old fuckers who live here. Either they can't drive for shit, or they're assholes in some other way.
>>692569028
Fuck Ohio. Worse than Indiana.
>>692567657
Grew up in california live in utah now. It's so much fucking better.
>>692582103
I'm an atheist but the few Mormons I know are really nice people who rarely make any mention of god or church or anything. Don't get me wrong, it's an especially weird ass religion, but I agree with the fag you replied to.
>>692585453
Aww cry more lil bitch boy hillbilly
>>692585843
Don't tell me Montana is becoming the new Oregon
>>692585843
Washingtonfag here. What is Montana like? I've never been. I fucking hate people so it sort of appeals to me but what the fuck do people even do for work?
>>692586085
>I fucking hate people so it sort of appeals to me
You should look at Wyoming
>>692585843
Why do all you fucking retards love Colorado then hate the south and all states surrounding it.
20 years ago Colorado was a small "fly over" state. And it was fucking great.
Now Denver and Boulder are saturated with Californians fleeing California to bring Californian lifestyles with them and ruin another state.
Just like Mexicans fleeing Mexico to make the US Mexico.
Fuck off. Colorado is a bunch of fucking rednecks and we don't want your shit. Go on git.
>>692574219
Be more jealous cunt. You know where all the best Canadians go? The U.S.
>>692585843
Glad to see a lot of you like Montana. Sadly, we don't like you
>>692567657
>>692586253
It reminds me of my home, so fuck you anon
>>692574219
Faggot
>>692586085
Montana is largely populated by people who are independently wealthy.
Then in the cities you find meth heads.
If you are willing, become a lawyer and open LLCs for people. Montana is a tax haven.
Montana is the most free state. With out the federal government's over reach drinking and driving would be legal and there would be no speed limits.
>>692584073
You're a Fucking idiot and we don't want you here.
>>692585843
Ayyy a fellow Motananan
>>692586085
pretty much the same work as anywhere else.
Montana is 1/2 beautiful mountains and 1/2 bullshit ugly plains. If you come here, stick to the mountains.
>>692586408
Any particular reason for disliking Arizona?
I'm this fag, btw >>692585561
>>692584353
>The South and West Coast are disgusting lawless shitholes
I guarantee the crime rate in the South are lower than the North or West Coast. If the South is so shitty, why do so many of you damn Yankees move down here?
>>692586085
Most of the people are either poor or farmers or both
>>692586428
Colorado shouldn't remind you of your home anymore than say Wyoming.
You're just being a bandwagoning faggot following the left's agenda to take over Colorado.
>>692567657
You Americans are an odd lot.
>>692579478
Brother what part of new Hampshire you from? I'm here too
>>692586643
Person that lives south of Missoula here, what side of the state are you on?
>>692586697
Those people are located in the wrong place. What I'm saying is that the South and West Coast have strange culture, massive heat, rednecks, and outlaws. We have normal crime up North while you have more severe crime and Rap artists.
>>692580831
What part? 603 here too
>>692586665
Because it's a hot fucking shit hole filled with spics and indians.
>>692586772
>The left! The left! The left!
Holy fuck, kill yourself. "The left" is not the reason you're a loser.
>>692587033
Fair enough.
>>692586587
Good. All NJ has is a bunch of ugly ass, poorly designed neighborhoods. Not to mention all the shit-tier levels of traffic in Northern NJ from all the fags who can't afford to live in NYC but have to work there.
>>692587000
Dover, you?
>>692586408
Only been there once and the weather was shit. That's my only reason. I suppose it should be pretty neutral.
>>692587220
meant for >>692586665
and >>692587033 wasn't me
>>692587097
>fuck deserts man
>kill it with fire
Arizonafag here, we're already dying in Phoenix.
>>692585784
ya, as soon as i leave ca i hope it sinks to the sea.
i'm taking my gf to south dakota to start a family, and we are never looking back.
>>692571201
Texas faggot hating on the best state. Probably jealous of the best big 12 team K-State
>>692584367
My nigga
>>692581373
I live in California and your map can't be any worse
>>692573719
Best state dawg
>>692585843
NC fag here, the feeling is mutual. Montana is fucking amazing.
>>692587071
Every year I see more and more taken away from people because of the left.
I always hope they're finished. But they're never finished.
Get out of my life you fucking faggots.
>>692587147
And while we're at it, fuck your goddamn Jersey walls. And your beaches are all shit and no one was surprised when Seaside Heights was devastated cause Jerseyfags don't know how to properly design coastal cities.
Why do people not like maryland?
>>692587220
Once again, fair enough. Up north its not too bad, but anywhere in the southern half of the state is a fucking hellhole 75% of the time.
>>692583291
>manhattan island
it's called long island you fucking retard lol
>>692587147
You've obviously only been to shit tier parts of the state.
>wealthiest state in the nation
Yeah. Must be really shitty here. NJ is awesome and I'm glad people don't like it. Too many cunts here anyway.
>>692581350
Hey now what's wrong with Chicago? Chicago is great!
>>692584396
Did my AIT at Leonardwood. nuff said
>>692587534
koolaiddrinker/10
>>692587537
Faggot detected
>>692587570
You're mistaking corporations for the left. You are literally paying wal-mart to open up in your town. Git gud, hillbilly.
>>692587534
absolutely tipical cuck faggot
>>692587200
Nashua my dude, or nashganistan
>>692587637
I have mixed feelings about Maryland. Not really good or bad enough to give me a strong opinion either way. But, Baltimore has god awful traffic and crime, and beyond that, while there's nice mountains in west Maryland, the mountains in WV and western VA are just as good or better. I do kind of like Annapolis though. Nice little city with classic architecture.
>>692587905
u fucking wot m8?
I live in Denver.
You literally aren't allowed to have sloped driveway entrances anymore because of the left.
>>692587852
>koolaide drinker
lmao holy fuck kill yourself you autistic fuck up
>>692587537
Born in 9 different states? That's pretty cool!
>>692587773
Your fat governor is a piece of shit who sucks Trump's cock because he literally only cares about his career and not at all about the people of NJ he's supposed to serve.
>>692582657
Those fucking trolls.
>>692588060
>The "left" won't be me slope my driveway!
lol and why not, hillbilly?
>>692586933
Originally from Helena, moving back soon, but I did a semester at UM but currently live in Bozeman (fuck this place though)
guess my personality n shit lol
>>692587852
>>692588001
How so? The south/midwest of the US is just full of conservative cucks and gun owners.
#mainland pride
>>692587807
MP or engineer
>>692587353
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=ORw7ixIcXP8
>>692588043
Lel, it could be worse, you could be in Massachusetts.
>>692569028
An Ohioan that doesn't love South Carolina? Kek good one, yankee faggots like you have overrun the place
>>692588085
Typical Californian
Sorry Florida. All of my ex's being born there really gives me grief and I don't have hope for you.
>>692587773
I believe that's actually Maryland if you're doing it by median household income.
>>692577808
Where at in wa anon?
>>692588211
Nice words there.
Because handicapped people can't handle a slightly sloped piece of sidewalk apparently.
Just garbage regulation. More and more gets put into place ever year because of big government and leftist.
Like the 4" railing spec and how all of the sudden you can have a bend in a vent line below the flood plane. Or the revised lead content standard in contact surfaces of plumbing fixutres. Things that don't make sense, that don't need to be regulated., that cost everyone money. Fuck off and leave me alone government.
>>692581350
>I like Texas, but it's mixed simply because of trailer park trash and illegals everywhere.
From Texas, trailer park trash is not as common as other states, like West Virginia or the south east states. Can't argue with the illegals tho.
>also who the fuck lives in montana?
The only people who know people from Montana, are from Montana.
>is there anything else in idaho other than potatoes and wilderness?
Google Ruby Ridge incident. Besides that and potatoes, nothing interesting.
>>692588438
#CONUS PRIDE
>>692588620
Only strippers are born in Florida
>>692574219
Canada is so irrelevant, I didn't even realize there are different sections of it. Just thought there were a few big cities spread throughout and not much in between.
No other Okie fags here ?
>>692588879
To be quite frank with you, no one would have paid to see them strip.
>>692586987
>the South and West Coast have strange culture,
It's Southern culture and it varies vastly between states and even between cities. I'd rather be strange than a complete sack of shit like most Yankees are.
>massive heat
It's called summer and it happens everywhere.
>rednecks, and outlaws.
Detroit, New York, Newark, Philly, and Baltimore. No "outlaws" there. Upstate New York, Western Pennsylvania, Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire. No rednecks there. GTFO.
>We have normal crime up North
If you consider riots and terrorist attacks normal, than yes.
>you have more severe crime and Rap artists.
Literally in all crime statistics the South has lower crime rates than the North.
any other idaho fags here? probably not but yea fuck the south and utah
am from texas tho
>>692588527
CBRN
>>692588310
> conservative cucks
because i'm from california and the place is a disgusting fucking cesspool.
you're map shows absolute ignorance of other states, you just hate them for not being your faggy cesspool
anyone that lives in ca and is ANTI gun is a fucking idiot.
>>692588935
You have got to be the stupidest faggot that this shit hole has conjured up.
>>692582657
I love how you "like" some parts of Alaska but "Love" other parts. Not even populated parts, just patches of snow.
>>692589085
Ill take that. As long as you are no MP
>>692589275
>this
>>692588935
Enjoy your tornadoes, faggot.
>>692568431
256 o shit waddup
>>692587535
No, it fucking isn't. Fucking corn husker.
>>692589275
Are you the close second then?
>>692589323
ms paint you nigger loving faggot
>>692589275
his map looks fine faggot
>>692588043
Amherst here
>>692589068
Montana fag here, sorry but I don't like your state a whole lot
>>692588240
A Texan that doesn't despise CA and OR? I've seen it all. Later faggots.
>>692581057
same. it just farms and 3 counties of richfags
>>692589754
>implying you've actually been to any of the states you painted dark red.
>>692589139
Edgelord, your triggering me. Rethink your politics, your just a puppet for the patriarchy and the republican media.
>>692588683
Overreaching government is pretty much exclusively republican, hillbilly.
>>692589899
It's the south, what is there to see? The north will rise again.
>>692589899
Or even yellow for that matter
>>692589754
The south will rise again.
>>692589955
im sure half of us dont even know the fucking african countreis you hate
and why isnt the entire continent of africa red for that matter
>>692582657
Aye another yooper
>>692589965
>Overreaching government is pretty much exclusively republican
>>692575574
dude i live their. what county?
>>692581057
I think most people hating it have never been. I can see disliking the beaches, because VA beach is absolute horseshit, but beyond that, everyone I talk to about VA, both residents and out-of-staters seem to like it.
>>692590235
is brown implying its a shitland
>>692585360
aayyy what part of VA?
>>692590101
They are specific African countries known for high violence, also it's an old map that I never finished coloring in, I actually like France and Russian more.
>>692589965
>muh bush years
You're as stupid as they come.
>>692567657
What about tits?
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>692590235
You've never been to most of these states.
>>692590405
i guess im not up to date with african politics and im always under the assumption that none of its countries are very well off
Newfag here. How do you color the map?
>>692582604
Im from Jersey and you have accurately described what makes it suck!!
>>692590513
save image and open in paint? i dont think you have to be a user of 4chan to know how to do that
>>692590513
paint
>>692590049
You can't paint West Virginia green, one of the most southern backwoods states in America, and then paint Virginia, TN, SC, and NC all dark red when they're all far more civilized as a whole than WV.
Except for Eastern North Carolina. That whole part of NC is a backwoods shithole full of nothing but swamps and unemployment.
>>692590503
Well for a while South Africa was a pretty nice place, then the niggers attacked.
Any Arkansas fags here?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Alabama.
>>692590660
>You can't paint West Virginia green, one of the most southern
Fought for the North. Try again.
>>692589917
shit, sorry.. i will phrase my thoughts more considerately in the future.
>>692589068
ayyyyeeeee idaho fag here.
>>692590660
West Virginia fought against the south in the civil war, they get the benefit of the doubt.
Why not. Fuck the south, southern cali, and new york is #1 faggots and jersy douches.
>>692590454
>Muh pro-life
>Muh guns
Keep donating money to the NRA so they can get rich of your stupidity, faggot. They have a real nice corporate building near DC because they've brainwashed you guntards that the only way to prevent the gov't from taking your guns is to make them rich as fuck.
lol
Why is everyone here loving Texas so much?
I'm not an Amerifag, but even I know that Texas is the cancer of the USA.
>>692591168
And yet, if you ever actually go to WV, you'll see tons of retards with Confederate flags on their houses who clearly weren't taught by their hillbilly history teachers that they literally exist as a state because they didn't want to be in the confederacy.
>>692587593
Where in sc are you from /b/ro. Im in 843
>>692591471
Texas isn't the cancer. Texas is much worse than cancer could ever be.
>>692591471
>Not an American
see thats what your problem is, partner
>>692591471
>Doesnt live in America
>Thinks Texas is cancer
gtfo
>>692590941
That's okay then, if you accept the error of your ways and move forward with the destruction of the whit cis society and the puppets of the patriarchy you may be redeemable in the eyes of this religion. The sooner you start hormone therapy and move forward to become the woman we all know you are the sooner we can accept you for who you really are.
>>692588565
I want to live in Boston, the Nice parts though. I love downtown
>>692590513
use the color picker tool, then use the fill tool
>>692589740
:( Amherst is nice I'm jealous
>>692591471
Texas is the cure.
>>692569028
> 49th worst
> actually is 2nd best
>>692567657
>>692592536
Fuck off hick
>>692576562
207 represent
