Dubs decide what i say to my crush
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decide what i say to my crush
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Can I eat you out?
>>692559577
HAH
>>692559577
Wow, first try
>>692559395
Listen i need to come clean about this. I love you, you are the world to me and i cant wait to make you a waifu pillow
Because there's no such thing as leprechauns you vapid cunt...now send tits or fuck right off
>>692559395
But your love has melted my heart, m'lady
Wtf! She replied with this...
>>692559921
One last rell
>>692560001
I would like to eat you out.
>>692560001
Show me your poop hole m'lady?
>>692560001
She's a keeper
Let me lick your bootyhole
>>692560001
How about i'm bush and you're 9/11, so i can do you
>>692560001
I'd like to retaliate using your Bush and my tower
>>692559932
Rolling.
>>692560367
llor
>>692560001
From the way she writes she seems to at least appreciate you.
Rolling for "I feel so close to you, would you blow me and finger my asshole?""
>>692560375
Roll
>>692559932
Dubs get
>>692560358
Reroll
>>692560358
roll for tounge punch
>>692560466
Damn winrar
>>692560375
Rolling for this also
>>692560001
if you have 45 minutes would you like to talk about our lord and savior, all mighty jesus christ
>>692559395
Swiggity swooty, let me eat that booty
>>692560466
Winrar
>>692560466
>>692560001
fake af
I have a huge crush on you
Wanna see my 3 inch punisher?
>>692559395
jesus... your game is laughable. no wonder you aren't getting the bang.
>>692560001
are we just not gonna mention the numbers, so close
I think she thinks im joking....
>>692560891
DUBS GET oregano
I'm going to kill myself.
Wanna come over and watch recent Adam sander movies.
>>692561000
Winrar
>>692559395
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
>>692561000
HAHAHAHAHA
Send her your dick pic
>>692560985
give dick pic NOW
BITCH.
get me a chicken sandwich. With some waffle fries.
>>692561000
heh check emm
>>692561153
shameless rerolly
>>692560985
I think I'm in love with her
you fat disgusting piece of shit whore please go and fucking die in a hole you disgusting asshole i think your an ugly ass gross fucking nigger kill yourself its just a prank bro
>>692560367
rolling this
>>692559395
>>692560001
>>692560985
anon with two phones, abandon thread
I would love to thrust my purple headed warrior into your mound of love pudding.
>>692561336
roll
how you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?
>>692560985
Good Grace, I just want to fuck you. I fantisize about fucking you between your hot child bearing thighs. I want to ram my dick in your vagina and make you drink my cum
>>692560566
Winner... Do it faggot
>>692560985
Tell her you are a Jew and she is being anti Semitic.
>>692561500
send a dick pic since you got dubs op
>>692561500
Let's fuck Grace
>>692561537
roll
>>692561588
>>692561611
Both of these
(Her name),I've liked you since I can remember. But i cant keep going on like this. i'm going to follow my passion to become a sea world instructor so I can kill those bastered killer whales! Those goddamn commies!
>>692561611
Winrar
>>692561611
Checked
send her this http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=29e_1467424804&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
>>692561500
I want to cum on your nose and make you bark
>>692561660
rerolling this dood
>>692561588
lamest meme of the fucking century
fuck off back to memeshappen, you shitnigger
>>692561800
Winrar
>>692561800
kek
I've got something I need to get off my chest. For the past 2 years, I have been molesting and murdering children between the ages of 3 and 7 in my attic. I use their blood as lube and I've fucked several dead girls after I murdered them. Tonight, I plan to kill myself in a murder-suicide in my neighborhood. I plan to kill as many people as possible before turning the gun on myself. Please stay safe tonight. I love you.
>>692561611
>>692561800
WINRARS DO THEM OP
I'm gay
>>692560093
Roll for this
Shes not responding...
>>692561800
Do this op
Followed by "pls respond"
>>692561885
Reroll
>>692562037
god, you fucking blew it you cunt.
if dubs, just tell her that. if not, you feel those fucking feels yourself.
>>692561885
Roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ4GfHUXbUQ send her this
>>692561885
Rollerino
>>692562037
No but seriously I'm into you, not joking, you interested?
Hey female, just asking, um, is it gay if i want to slam my friend's scrumptious hips (even though it is a bit aidsy with a smallux of shitniggery)?
>>692562393
Thia
oh, i'm getting that booty. I'm going to take that booty at all costs.
>>692562259
>>692562393
Roll send this
>>692562393
Roll
>>692562259
naw i was joking the last bit hahaha, but for real can you send me pics of your feet xD, bonus points for cum on them
>>692562455
>date] [Auto] 6
ayy lmao
>>692562259
omfg you're turning into the next terry
prepare for female rape
My feet are cold. They would feel warm in your fat flaps. Wanna fuck?
Ypu better call me hitler from now on you jew whore. Send me a picture of you with a swastika on your forehead. Hitler hitler hitler.
>>692562321
rolling
>>692562405
roll
Guys, i cant do a dic pic, my phones camera is shit
Do you wanna get coffee sometime?
>>692562477
Nice dubs booty warrior
>>692562405
rolleroni
>>692562455
WINRAR
Save yourself OP
>>692562405
rella rella rella
>>692562477
win
>>692562405
Time for this.
>>692562259
Don't go to school tomorrow, i'm going to rape you
>>692562259
YOU FUCKERS SHE'S TOO COOL TO DESERVE THIS FIX IT NOW
>>692562405
get
Will you marry me?
Guys she blocked me. Wat do?
>>692562856
roll
>>692562599
Winrar
>>692562894
Baaaaait
>>692562928
prove ur op
>>692562405
rolly polly
>>692562455
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
>>692562856
Rolling for this
>>692562928
kill yourself
>>692562259
No, I'm not with any friends. I just finally realized my love for you.
>>692562405
rollerino
I think you're cute
>>692562966
Omg. Cant stop gettin dubs... Send twice
>>692562405
rolla rool
>>692562957
>>692562405
rall
What do I have to say to make you wanna fuck me?
Grace.. It was all just a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT! HAAAH!
fuck, sorry yeah it's my friends who are fucking with people in my contacts. really sorry.
>>692562957
>>692562957
>>692559395
"Heck yeah!" You've already lost you fucking nerd
OH YES DADDY!
Shes not responding anymore...
I just want to lick dem little toes
Idk, I think you're really cute and you have a really nice pair of personalities. Since we are both autistic and bipolar, we can hypothetically have an orgy. What do you say?
>>692562405
ROLLING
im posting this to 4chan because im too much of a pussy to actually tell you how i feel. hopefully ill say something so fucked up that my chances are ruined with you and i can blame it on 4chan and not my shitty personality and fucked up face
OP why would you do this
She seems cool
Like she hates jews and thinks bush did 9/11
Most of /b/ would deag their balls through fifty miles of broken glass and nigger shit to sniff a chair seat her mom's friend once sat on
>>692563363
roll
>>692563302
Gee I wonder why
>>692563302
You fucked up with a nice girl.
>>692563302
>double texting
This is always where the thread ends
Wait for a response before doubling up on autism posts
>>692559395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkGsDZe0Jio
I'm an idiot and am having internet strangers tell me what to say. But I am serious when I say I dig you, as more than a friend, and want to take you out for a dinner sometime.
Post this link; >>692559395
>>692563363
roll
>>692563496
Dude what the fuck are you doing.
>>692563302
Ya blew it
Fuck you then
>>692563462
Thios
>>692563460
She can tell that it is just a goof. Pretty sure they'll be back to normal within 72hrs
I'm hitler you stupid bitch suck on my little fuhrer. Ill blitzkrieg your butthole.
>>692560001
confirmed fake
I think im done with this chick
I actually like you, i've been wanting to tell you for a long time..
Honestly, all the previous texts were just a joke. But seriously, you want to go out sometime? Maybe to grab lunch tomorrow?
>>692563760
Roll
>>692563881
Roll
>>692563820
Bro please show us a pic. Blur the eyes or something.
I just wanna smash
HITLER LIVES ON YOU WHORE
>>692563820
Wtf she wants you you autistic faggot
"Hopes up"
>>692563820
HAH
>>692563820
Dude wtf are you doing
>>692563820
roll
>>692563820
Haha sorry my friend had my phone. I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go to dinner sometime?
>>692563881
roll to help op
>>692563363
roll
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/ 692559395
I watt facepunch your fart box
>>692563820
nigga u had her
>>692563820
'Getting my hopes up'
You're in idiot. Stop talking to her over text, see her IRL and confess your feelings.
She likes you idiot
you look like a post-op ninja turtle
>>692564048
Roll
>>692563881
Reroll
>>692563820
YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB BRUH SHE IS INTO YOU GO FOR IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY STOP LISTENING TO US
>>692563820
you have been done with her the whole time, this is clearly an anon with two phones bait thread
Op here, i think she just thinks we are close enough to goof off. And this girls pretty messed up which is sorta why i like you so much
>>692563363
roll2
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>>692564048
Reroll
Fuck me with a strapon
>>692563881
Roll
.
>>692564089
reroll
>>692563820
honestly tell her you actually like her. it sounds like she is ACTUALLY interested in you too dude. you don't wanna blow it with her
No i'm sorry I'm seriously interested in you. I've had a thing for you for a looong time, I don't know if you have noticed. I think you're amazing
>>692564048
This
>>692564026
Roll
>>692563820
fuck you op she clearly wants you if this isn't bait I'm pissed either way
>>692563820
stop being a fag tell her how u feel idiot shes into u just say something
>>692563820
ARE YOU RETARDED SHES INTO YOU FFS PLEASE DONT FUCK THIS UP
>>692564048
Roll
>>692563820
Shes clearly into you, you fucknugget. Ask her on a real date or some shit. I dont know.
Hitler
>>692563881
Rollinm
>>692563820
Lol just apologize and tell her you l really like her you little prick
>>692564089
roll
>>692564048
Rolllllll
Op she fucking wants you
Fuhrer
>>692564179
send her a dick pic
>>692564350
Appearantly we have to roll for that.
>>692564179
nah you're just fucking stupid
>>692564196
Roll
>>692564048
FUCKING ROLLLLL
>>692564048
Rolls
>>692564350
fuckit, ill roll for this
Either bait or OP is like
Actually next level omega and retarded
Like they should study OP to try and create a vaccine to prevent more people turning out like him
>>692563881
Rollsa
Fuckin can't get dubs
Let's fuck
>>692564179
>>692563820
she fucking likes you, you little shit....
>>692564048
Rerolllllll
>>692564179
Nah you're a moron who doesn't deserve her.
>>692564477
We may have saved him.
>>692563881
roller
i hope you can get past the fact that i hate myself because i have dick. i want you to be there for me when i chop it off. we can scissor afterwards
>>692564089
Reroll for anon's sake
>>692564477
WINRAR
>>692564048
ROOLOLI
>>692564523
Source on this, friendo?
>>692564048
Roll
Not joking anymore, I have feelings for you. Do you wanna go out tonight?
>>692564089
rollerino
I actually like you. I have for a long time..
Ask her on a date dumbass
I'll fuckin stab you until you treat me with the respect i deserve. I'm the fuhrer you slut.
>>692564667
THIS
>>692564666
>666
thread
>>692564653
This. Fucking do this.
Thanks guys
OP, if this isn't bait, you're at a crossroads here. You can either play those texts off and legit get with her, or give in to the /b/ cuck mentality. Decide what you want to be, OP.
>>692564666
fuck you Satan
OP DONT DO IT
>>692560367
rollin'
>>692564745
>>692560367
roll for this
>>692564745
Just stop here. Don't send anything else at all
>>692564745
Holy fuck we may have done it boys
you still look like a ninja turtle but ill take you to mickey d's
>>692564745
Luck be a lady tonight
My friend is stalin. We will rule your vagina. Fuck you and all you Democrat shits. Hitleeeeer
>>692564877
THIS IS GONNA SEAL THE DEAL
>>692564924
roll
>>692564638
it's from a drawthread
>>692563881
We must un sink op!
>>692564883
Yep. (I rolled the winrar for that, and telling him to shut up just now)
>>692561500
fake and gay
>>692564877
WINRAR
>>692564877
THIS
>>692564957
We did already...
Wanna have sex
>>692564924
Roll
>>692564745
if she says yes, you need to wife her just to tell your kids this story. if she says no, im sure there are a few trap threads for you to drown your sorrows to.
>>692564477
don't fail him
you should know that this could fuck up... on a serious not she sounds cool enough if this is real..
"the only thing he wrote that is true, is that i really am into you."
>>692563881
Roll for this
>>692559395
da
>>692563820
I just got my phone back, what the fuck. I'm sorry about this that was my friend. How about Lunch tomorrow?
>>692564745
I'm the one who wrote that. You're welcome OP
What does this cunt look like OP?
>>692565066
DO NOT SEND IT. Don't be a tard
>>692561660
roll for this comedy gold
>>692565000
Trips reaffirming dubs.
Op can't deny unless we witness quads.
Dubs told me to stop post.. Guess we are done here
>>692565133
lolol
Can't leave this thread til I have resolution, hurry up OP
I NEED A COMFY ENDING
trips says continue
>>692564877
WHAT A LEGEND DUBS SAYS DONT SEND ANYMORE SHIT KEEP US UPDATED OP
>>692565133
He fucking sent almost that exact thing already.
Actually...fuck it. Grace,im crazy about you. How about i come over, right now, and we just see what happens.
>>692565182
nup, uve got 1 more to try
>>692565133
>>692565096
damn that's sexy
This sounds like a person to know, how do you know Grace Lamar you faggot
>>69256518
rip
>>692565182
at least keep us updated op
Sounds great. I want you to know I really like you. Send me a pic if your beautiful face.
>>692565182
Jesus christ. You fucking got her you lucky cunt.
Holy shit, /b/ did something useful.
> how 'bout another time?
her: "why the fuck would this loser ask me out over text. faggot"
>>692565182
Okay OP. If dubs, stop posting shit from this thread and ask her if she wants to grab a bite to eat next weekend. Good luck.
>>692565182
OP, what did you expect going into this?
>>692563363
gimme the dubs
>>692565182
Show us her face faggot
>>692565436
most plans are arranged over text, faggot.
Keep us updated faggot you've emotionally jerked me off to this point just make me cum
Obviously dubs said no more but if this is dubs don't send it and/or if you have the balls ask her to come over right now
>>692565383
Screen cap to give hope to future /b/tards
>>692565182
Rolling for
Fuck off, how dare you turn me down like a German oven in 1945 , I'm going to bed, good night you heartless bitch
>dubs command it
Offer to come hang out after to keep her company. This really isn't that fucking hard.
>>692565182
You're not done OP
>Okay no problem. You said "for getting my hopes up" though, does that mean you're into me too?
>>692565383
I need proof before saying that we helped
Fuck rolls. Tell her you're coming over like the Anon suggested
>>692565552
not when you ask a girl out
>>692565544
Checked
Do it OP!
You know what, fuck you bitch. Plenty more vagina in the sea. Toodaloo, gay boi
>>692565557
Nearly quads fuck, lets see who got it
>692565555
>>692565182
Offer to make her some chicken tendies over at your place
And then say "If u know what I mean ;)"
Guys!
Praise be to Lord Kek for this operation's resounding success
>>692565597
roll
>>692565597 This
>>692565182
Just try to get a day situated. Try for a week from tomorrow? So 7/8?
>>692565573
Rolling for this again bc I need closure
>>692565597
This opeeeee
Just set a date for another time
>>692565649
when you ask someone to dinner, those are plans. Female or male.
just do this:
If its cause you dont wanna be seen in public, due to the tooth, wanna just hang out and order something? watch a movie maybe
>>692565872
Also good.
>>692565829
i dont think so
>>692565728
>now's not a good time
>what about lunch tomorrow
FUCKING OP CAN U READ BRO
>>692565777
Fuck you and these trips.
OP please. I need a happy ending to cry myself to sleep.
Tell her that this is eric and you have been talking to a guy that stole your name's phone and that he's dead
>>692565777
Triprar, put the nail in the coffin OP
why not right now? we can chill at your place
>>692565777
WIN.RAR LETS GO BOYS
We did it reddit!
Holy shit balls
>>692565777
>>692565777
DO NOT FUCKING LISTEN! I REPEAT DO NOT! I FUCKING SAVED YOU!
>>692566233
Take her to McDicks
>>692566233
Make us proud OP please dont fuck it up
>>692566233
/B/ WE DID IT, WERE NOT TOTAL FAGGOTS THIS TIME
>>692566034
Roll for this
>>692566233
tell her you love her
>>692566233
See what happens when you're direct with women, OP
Now name literally any place and go pick her up and go from there.
Be confident and direct.
>>692566233
yeah mickey d's bitch
>>692566233
Where do you want to go?
>>692566233
Yeah i want to eat your pussy
Dubs and your done with this thread.
>>692566348
You still are
Everyone else though good hustle
>>692566233
Fuck yes OP. You got her.
Enjoy it, not everyone gets their girl.
I want to cum in your mouth mommy
>>692565777
>>692566305
Casino trips command it , this is bigger than all of us, it's will must be our own
>>692566233
Your welcome OP. Don't send anything else.
If only I had this luck in real life. Appearantly I can get some random to ask his crush out successfully, but I can't in real life
>>692566233
You won bro. You won.
>>692566233
Wherever, my mom said she can take us anywhere we wanna go as long as it's not too much.
>>692566423
Do not ask her. Tell her where you're going.
Women like men taking charge ffs
Tell her "Everyone type in the chat, Alex is a Stupid nigger."
hopefully you do die so i dont have to take you to lunch after all
>>692566233
Sure. How about my place for a nice big cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo?
Tell her that you'll take her to PF changs"s saucy ectasy
>>692565777
Op deliver the news
Olive garden bitch
>>692566468
rolling
>>692566233
Give us updates tomorrow?
>>692566645
smooth
>>692566423
Not this
You asked her out, its on you to have a place
And picking the right kinda place DOES matter, if her face is gonna be fucked up pick somewhere cosy and not overly public.
I love you
Thanks guy
>>692566622
winrar
You can come over to my house so I can eat your pussy for lunch
>>692566773
I love you too
>>692566816
>subway
enjoy the friendzone
>>692565777
>>692565777
>>692565777
>>692565777
>>692565777
TRIPS DEMAND AN EPILOUGE
>>692566816
*nearby
>>692566816
good luck op update tomorrow
