I love my country. One of the best in the world. A true win of the lottery to have been born here.
Let's have a Canada thread. See how far we can stretch. 519 beginning.
happy canada day, looking to chill 416/905 area
>>692559213
Toronto, or the GTA?
Amerifag here, recently discovered Molson beer and made poutine for the first time! What are some oher good beers and drunk foods you guys have up there?
My best friends Canadian and always tells me how good it is up there, definitely jealous.
>>692559321
GTA, Markham/Richmond Hill Area
>>692559459
Drunk canadafood - get shitfaced and make the shittiest, sloppiest homemade burger possible. Classic canadian drunkmeal.
>>692559011
Lol, Cuckadian
>>692559459
Free healthcare makes you check up on your health consistently, since it's free
if we had to pay, we wouldn't go as much, and be less healthy
Immigrant reporting in
>>692559459
One of my personal favorites is Steam Whistle. It is brewed in Toronto. Amazing beer, especially if you are a fan of beers like Rolling Rock.
For drunk foods, you've hit the jackpot. A good poutine is always the way to go. If not that, a local timmies run will always churn something out.
to hell with your country. go fuck a moose or something
>>692559011
416 Scarborough what up
>>692559728
then you'll live longer and be an old fuck for a long time at great expense
>good plan
>>692559729
Always welcome in Canada.
>>692559838
Steam Whistle is my default beer. Lovely stuff.
Fuck Canads, you don't need an Army, US protects you. You have free Medical, because you don't need a large Defense Budget. All you do is sit up there play fucking hockey,,and criticize the US
>>692559729
get a job, go to work, keep your head down, we'll get along just fine
>>692559011
i dont know much about canada, but i do know that Ontario is where all the fat canadians live.
how far off am i, OP?
>>692559838
Cool man, I'll keep an eye out for Steam Whistle and continue perfecting my poutine. Have a few ideas I want to try out to mix it up.
Thanks Canadaman
If you are south of the border, we invite you to come and up and explore our great country. Especially on days like Canada Day, one of the happiest days for any Canadian.
>>692560059
Right? Light, great tasting.
>>692560109
yeah its great up here :)
>Lying down on my bed
>Hear a bang sound
>Wtf
>Maybe someone fired a gun?
>Multiple bangs start
>There a war or some shit going on
>Oh yeah, there's supposed to be a stupid holiday
>>692559011
604 representing
>>692560173
Why so hostile? Immigrants are what helped make the country what it is. You need to relax my friend.
>>692560368
Canada, where the only bangs you hear are fireworks, not gun shots
705 reporting in
>>692560484
I'm not your friend, buddy
>>692560197
down east is the shitty part of canada. Out west used to be great until the cuck liberals shut down the oil fields, delayed the pipeline, pushed through transgender bathrooms, and overall fucked the country. Waiting on Trump's presidency and degree finishing to move
Canadian cuckhold mountie
>>692560197
Sure, if you want to look at it that way. I don't know why you would to akin Canada to the worst aspect of your own country (the people being fat, assuming you are from the US). Be more positive my friend.
>>692560484
I'm the immigrant guy. I'm actually against immigration. I was brought here by my parents when I was very young, so I had no choice.
>>692560565
I'm not your buddy! Guy!
>South Park
>>692560565
im not your buddy, guy
>>692560213
Give the ideas a shot. There is no way to actually fuck a poutine up. I recommend a mix of gravy, cheese curds, jalapenos, and pulled pork. Always a favorite!
happy canada day you cock lovers
>>692560484
I don't trust our government, I don't like the direction the country is heading. I want to be proud of my country, but instead I'm filled with disappointment.
I'm doing my part, but the government isn't doing theirs
>>692560647
More?
>>692560368
>stupid holiday
>our independence
Why do this?
>>692560213
Canadian here, most of my favourite beers are imports to be honest. Lowenbrau, Stella, Spaten.
Other drunkfoods are making as many fucking chicken nuggets as possible - I mean like 30 - and eating all of them.
Also, get genuine Mozzarella Curd for your poutine mate. Heat it up to around 180ºf for optimal hot/meltyness.
(I work at a poutine place)
>>692560703
You should be quite thankful. Not many countries on the planet that match ours, in every aspect.
I've had it with our three cretins...Tres Amigos.
Barry Hussein installed a water hole as prime minister(Juste un Trou d'Eau) and Nieto cut heads off in messyco with chain saws...When the Donald put all these imbeciles n jail, I'm going back to good old USA, USA, USA!!!
>>692561504
fuck I hate Trudeau. such a dumbass
>>692560929
Then be proud of it. Go to your local MP/MPP office and discuss change. Offer solutions. Start a petition to have laws/bills changed if you feel they do not fit the country. You have the power to change this country. The government isn't a separate entity from you. It makes it's decision based on what it thinks Canadians desire. They aren't always going to make the right decision, so it is up to us to go to parliament, MP/MPP offices and let them know. Complaining on 4chan won't do much my friend!
Canada Post better not have their tantrum and go on strike tomorrow. Those lazy niggers need to be paid less and worked harder.
Try working on a farm 7 days a week to be "comfortable". What a shitty time to be in.
>>692561650
>You have the power to change this country
Ooooooook
>>692559011
(902) Halifax, NS here.
>>692561780
>feels
I'm over paid now. But these mail niggers no longer deliver packages and only leave tags -- yet drive to my house.
519/705 reporting in!
>>692562124
Clayton Park here
>>692561650
My life is gonna be fucking awesome regardless of what happens to the country. I'm a patriot, and this country makes us out to be the enemy. So fuck it, I'll take my skills to another country. There are other people like me. Eventually these dumbasses in office will realize they import leeches and chase out the good ol boys.
(403) Central Alberta baby
>>692562374
ayy 403 down south
>>692562006
It is genuinely written in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Did you know that Canadians can actually change the Charter of Rights and Freedoms? We call a vote, and if a large enough majority occurs, it will change to whatever we destined it to be. We can impeach our prime minister whenever we want. A vote will be cast and change will occur if the vote passes.
How many countries give you this level of freedoms and power to change the government and laws in place? Not many. Exercise your freedoms and powers like a true Canadian should. Speak with your local MP/MPP to find out as much as you can.
Just because you have ignorance of our laws and Bill of Rights, does not mean that they do not exist, or can't be used.
>>692562124
Downtown Hali myself as well. Enjoy the fireworks?
>>692559011
brantford?
>>692562364
Harbourview here. Let's meet at the skatepark in the city tomorrow kek
>>692562445
Where down south?
>>692562595
It's not that we don't have rights, it's that the elites don't follow them. They leave a trail of wreckage in their wake
>>692562761
Lethbridge. You?
>>692562603
I didn't go out to see them I been inside all day
>>692562858
Red Deer/Blackfalds
204 checking in.
>>692559011
Hello my new amigo no visa needed to go to canada amigo tomemos cerveza.
>>692562595
Like i'm gunna get enough support to bring Jim Crow laws and lynching to Nova Scotia
>>692562945
fuckin Eh, you shootin fireworks off?
>>692562919
Same, but I had a decent enough view from my balcony to check em out while I watched The Terminator and pounded gin
>>692562373
If you are such a patriot, then why leave the country you are such a patriot for? Change it. Stay and change this country. You can do it. Speak with your local government. Rally up some friends, start a petition, and submit it to your local MP/MPP/Mayor. Change can genuinely happen, but it won't happen from your computer screen on 4chan. It's people with your attitude of:
>My life is gonna be fucking awesome regardless of what happens to the country.
This country experiences downward spirals because people never care about it. Give it the attention and focus it needs. Don't just cast it to the side when the going gets tough.
>>692562749
I used to bang a whore from those apartments, she licked my asshole.
Shit was cash
I have 300 canadough, how much gravy fries can I get?
>>692561504
Don`t you worry amigo Mexicanos will go to Canada really beautiful country no jew wars going on, also it pays more my gringo friend.
Have fun with your Lesbos and Faggots in the military my friend Canada is the new U.S.A.
>>692563461
Approximately one bushel of gravy fries
>>692563270
I watched clerks and ate hotdogs
>>692563274
I appreciate what you're tryin to say, but I can't love a country that doesn't love me back
>>692562806
Yes, they do. It's that no one puts up a fight when the government makes a decision we don't agree with. Go to your local government office and complain. Start a petition. Show that you have a lot of people behind you, and that it wasn't just you complaining by yourself like an asshole. Show that you have genuine support and demand a change. No one in this country is above the law. Some break the law, that is for sure, but so many of us let them do it. Speak with your local RCMP. Discuss criminal activity if you believe it is truly happening. Come with facts and evidence to support your case.
>>692563695
Envious. I ran out of food and forgot everything was closed today so I ate rice and a Popsicle.
>>692563326
haha really? That's sweet. I never see hookers in downtown halifax I always see trans guys...
>be canadian
>with gf for four years
>big fight
>break up for a weekend
>fuckyes.gif
>hit craigslist for canadian t-girl
>I smash on two over the weekend
>feelsgoodman
>get home
>walk in bedroom
>gf getting fucked by some mountie
>"get the FUCK OUT NOW ANON!" she yells out
>speechless
>"bu..buut I thought.." I manage to say
>"we can talk later!" she yells
>"oo...ok..sorry.." and I walk out
>fiddle with the door
>"d..did you want this open or closed?"
>walk out
>hear them crack up laughing
Life of a typical cucknadian
Pic related
>>692563930
timmys is open I'm pretty sure. Also I bought all my food thursday cause that's when I get paid. I buy all my food and whatever I got left I spend on other shit.
>>692561650
Only Ontario has mpp's you tool.
>>692563118
You'd be surprised by the amount of support that you can garner if you would actually try. Not just make a facebook post about it, but rally, begin a petition, spread flyers, etc.
Even after all of that, your views won't always be supported. Long gone are the days of Black and White segregation. If you believe in that, then that is your prerogative. The rest of the country may not support those ideals. This country will obey the majority. If the majority differs than you, then you must let it happen. Don't stop fighting for it though, you might be surprised and see the people turn around. Or you might be able to gain ground in another aspect of the general area/topic you are fighting for.
>>692559870
My nigga!!
>>692563735
So if I went to my local government office and told them 99% of Canadians are tired of the Canada Post system and their lazy nigger workers they'd do something about it?
Or will they just strike and lockout ever 5 years when they feel they want more money?
Shit I want more money but If I went on strike i'd go hungry.
>>692563954
>trans guys
Projecting much, eh?
>>692564160
Alexandra's is open too, now that I think of it. Might grab a dirty ol' slice
>>692563716
The country is you my friend. Not a separate entity. It is entirely what you make of it. It will change according to how much you want it to. If you won't put up a fight for it's love, neither will it put up a fight for yours.
But as a Canadian, you have the right to move freely within this country, leave this country, and surrender your citizenship to this country. I stand by your choice as a fellow Canadian, I just hope you are making the right one.
>>692564469
I think it's probably because they hang out by that reflections gay bar thing
>>692564050
>typical cucknadian
But wasn't the guy fucking your GF the epitome of every Canadian? A mountie? I think you might just be the cuck my friendo.
>>692564050
Your GF fucking a mountie?
That would make her a Canadian Mounted!
>>692564491
grab me some of their poutine please man. I could go for some right now. (It's funny cause I'm canadian and my favourite food is actually poutine)
>>692565015
Oh man.. shameful kek
>>692564188
You are right. I apologize. I am from Ontario, so I just end up using Ontario legislature as an example. Doesn't mean I'm wrong though, Visit the equivalent of an MPP in your own province.
>>692564491
Bro I got you. If you actually live in the area I will seriously grab you a poutine
>>692564422
If you can show proof that every Canadian is sick and tired of this shit, then yes. Write up a change to the laws that affect Canada Post, and showcase it as an example of a way to change the current system. Offer solutions, don't just complain. Anybody and everybody just complains. It is the few that actually offer solutions that are listened to. Go to your local Canada Post and ask to speak with the highest person you can. Showcase the same evidence, or speak with the local Union Offices, again showing the same things.
>>692559011
Mad repping Guelph. 519
>>692565097
Linked the wrong post, fuck sakes. But bro I got you. If you actually live nearby I'll grab one for you while I'm there
>>692565499
I live about an hour away but I'm headed up to halifax tomorrow for value village and some skating. If you wanna hold it till tomorrow and give me your address or somewhere to meet on kik we could chill or something too
403 Calgary
Spent the day golfing and drinking beer.
>>692559011
Hamilton represent!
>>692566041
Straight outta Westdale.
>>692559011
519 reporting in. Happy Canada day eh
>>692560109
>Fuck Canads, you don't need an Army, US protects you. You have free Medical, because you don't need a large Defense Budget. All you do is sit up there play fucking hockey,,and criticize the US
Spoken like a true amerifat.
>>692566130
Nice - love the little movie theatre there.
I'm down in the sleaze of downtown.
>>692559838
hey cool I just came back from Ottawa where I picked up some steamwhistle from the Beer Store.
>One of the best in the world
You remember who our prime minister is right?
ctrl+f "506"
0 results found
womp womp
>>692566364
That better be BC grown.
>>692560109
we don't need an army because we don't go around pissing off literally everyone else on the planet for no reason.
>>692566711
Give the guy a fucking chance, would you?
Jesus, I knew Harperfags would be crybabies about losing, but holy shit it's almost deafening some days.
506 party all night
>>692566864
Even the maritimes need love.
>>692566711
>You remember who our prime minister is right?
Who's the faggots who voted him in? Not me, but I didn't vote for Harper either. We were fucked either way. I'm not a libtard, but so far I like him more than Harper.
>>692560197
actually NB is the fattest one, it's also the poorest... coincidence?
>>692565194
I shouldn't have called you a tool. It was childish and disrespectful
Thank you for elevating me to your level rather than descending to mine
Any dealers in the GTA (specifically Oakville to Hamilton)?
>>692566978
It's actually from a dispensary in Toronto. It's Skywalker OG Kush, 28% THC.
>>692566711
He's been in office for how long? With how much time left? Chill out friend. I was a fan of Harper, but not even I complain this much. I'm sure Justin will do fine.
>>692566864
>>692567095
>>692567124
mah niggas
>>692567036
Harper was the fucking worst. Justin only won because no one wanted harper. He was just the default other option
>>692562962
What city? Winnipeg here.
>>692559459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI
>>692567279
>I was a fan of Harper
Kill yourself, dude.
>>692567279
>>692567125
>>692567036
I didnt vote for harper or justin. Fuck em both i say.
>>692567168
I love you.
I respect all of us. Even when some of us are wrong (myself included, I shouldn't have only used Ontario legislature to make my point), we still need to stick together.
>>692567447
Not the other anon, but peg city here
>>692567276
Well medicinal might as well be BC, they both fuck you up either way. Good job.
In case you were wondering Neil
Incognito
>>692567276
Jesus that must be potent shit
>>692566613
He's not wrong but he's not right either
>>692566978
>>692567276
I got some shatter too. From some Asian gangstas in Vancouver that claim they're triads. They're dopes good, so I fuck with them.
>>692567545
Appropriate and logical response.
>>692567447
Winnipeg
>>692567663 me too
Vancouverite here. Still cloudy, still nice view regardless.
![MAC30_KITCHENER07-wide[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wqLpwcb.jpg "MAC30_KITCHENER07-wide[1].jpg")
>>692559011
>>692562294
>>692565691
>>692566364
519 Kitchener-Waterloo here
what's up?
>>692567790
>triads
>so i fuck with them
I wish you luck. In any other city I would say no, but in Vancouver, I would actually believe they are triad.
>>692567757
>>692567790
It's alright, it didn't touch this shatter though. It's tested at 96% THC. Here's a timestamp pic from the other night. Too lazy to make new one.
remember when Tom Mulcair was the shit and should have made it in and then his party fucked up and kicked him out. Good times.
>>692567858
Watching the fireworks?
Any frenchiefags? Estrie region reporting in
>>692561094
Are you me?
>>692567945
Sarnia/Windsor. What it doo my friend?
I'm sitting here just hanging out.
>>692568001
No i just do decided to go home to many people in Osborne and at the forks, are you in the kik group chat?
For this thread, and this thread alone.
The other Canadian anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
>>692567999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_aGTAWsRfk
>>692567945
>519 Kitchener-Waterloo here
London reporting in!
>>692568057
Same.
Watched that whole 18-inning Jays game this afternoon, too.
Then played board game with my wife this evening. Now just chilling, trying to find someone online to chat with. Preferable a cute/flirty girl.
>>692560732
Im not your guy, pal
>>692568140
I am not
>>692568247
Cool. What part of London? What do you do? How was your Canada Day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdVBnhqXFWo
If you haven't watched 'Just Passing Through' then yer nothin' but a stunned cocksucker!
Oi! Leafmancers!
Happy Canada Day!
>>692568372
Here
>>692567500
Mah nigga
>>692567984
When it cunts to doing business with drugs, I love the asians. Always get good shit. Even back in the day when they owned like 80% of the grow ops in urban cities in Canada, their weed was okay. They got killer MDMA too, lemme tell you.
Canada is a joke. Everything about it is pathetic and basically its just an American state. Nothing I hate more than libtard canadians
>>692568255
Can't help you there friend. I am no girl. I am pretty cute tho.
>>692567993
Montrealfag here.
Definitly jealous of that kush and shatter.
Cant wait for next year legalisation!.
>>692568406
North end, I'm a butcher, and it's been awesome. Today is my only day off until next Friday so I'm loving every second of it.
>What about you?
>>692560484
please kill yourself
>>692567500
My boy.
>>692568833
np, I just assume everyone on here is a guy so I wasn't expecting much
Plans for the rest of the weekend?
>>692560958
>>692560647
kill yurself>>692559011
i live in canada AND its now cuckada.
im ashamed to be canadian and have a pm thats a little fucking girl
>>692568617
No doubt there. I would go up to Calgary for work during the summer and I would hang with a group of asians. Second generation kind of shit. They had the bankroll and balls to crack out some hard. good shit.
>>692568634
The bait is real.
>>692568894
I get the whole long weekend off.
I'm in Waterloo and I'm a software developer / tester.
And tomorrow morning I get to take my wife to an outlet mall! Fun!
>>692568924
Another appropriate response as always.
>>692567945
I'm from a different 519 in Ontario... Which is kinda fuckie haha. Go bell Canada!!
>>692568551
Thanks m8
>too bad i cant scan that until i get home
>>692569034
Just finishing up some work. I do work for the Canadian Census. Make some extra money on the side while I finish school.
What about yourself?
>>692568847
I'm actually from Ontario bro (519), I just get around/got connections. But you should be jealous lol.
I guess I'm the only frenchiefag. But man do I love Ontario. And the east coast.
>>692569269
>bell
pls no.
>>692569269
519 covers basically everywhere in southwestern Ontario, west of the GTA / Hamilton / Niagara.
>>692569401
I work as a software developer/tester.
I took the census. I was disappointed to not get the long version.
>>692569214
>I get the whole long weekend off
I'm fucking jealous! I work sooo much but that's life right? I smoke a lot of weed so I kinda need to work a lot lol.
>And tomorrow morning I get to take my wife to an outlet mall! Fun
Not so jealous about that, so glad I'm single.
>>692569269
>doesn't understand area codes
nigga...
Ausfag here
Spent a year working in Canada in a big hotel.
Fucking awesome year, loved every minute, you guys fucking are awesome. Winter was brutal tho (-20 degrees what the fuck) but was still awesome for the snowboarding
>>692567272
bumpin' and hopin'
>>692569401
Oh shit. Another EN! Have you been attacked yet?
>>692569458
where in ontario/519?
I'm in K-W.
>>692569534
Yea, just jokes. All of our service providers suck monkey balls.
I for one welcome our new American overlords.
Remember when bell and crtc had address begging Canadians to stop American phone companies from entering Canada? Haha. Hard to have a monopoly when there's competition.
>>692569831
Yeah I just thinking I don't think he knows how area codes work lol, 519 is a huge area!! So huge it's actually 2 codes. 519/226
>>692569759
ha yeah
I haven't smoked weed in years. I moved here and lost all my connections to get some. :(
>>692569724
Hipster
>>692570009
London
>>692569888
nice trips
Banff area or Whister area?
(Those tend to get tons of Aussies doing work in the tourist industry during a "gap year" type of thing)
>>692569635
>>692569831
I'm Bruce county. Way the fuck away from you.
Please don't call my a nigga.
>>692570121
That sucks dude, you don't know anyone at work or anything? I can literally just tell by looking at people on the street lol..
>>692569888
Fookin' lizard, cunt.
>>692562124
sup bud I'm in spry
>>692570329
Been up there before. It's very nice!
I hope you guys are kidding about Steam Whistle being your go to beer.. so many better options. Beau's, Muskoka, Hop City, Amsterdam to name a few.
>>692569888
I work with an ausfag chick. She's young, hot and fun as fuck to be around/ hang with. You guys rock, I don't care how much you shit post on /b/.
>>692570445
Problem is, I look like a fucking narc (30s, white, square hair cut) and I have a kind of professional job where I probably shouldn't just start hitting up co-workers for something that's technically still illegal.
>>692571114
So have you fucked her?
>>692570278
Actually in Jasper, which turned out pretty well cause there wasn't as many aussies. I'd much rather mingle with different people, especially being overseas.
I love girls with Canadians accents they love ours, everybody wins
>>692571215
Tbh, no but I'm working on it, there's a lot of sexual tension between us.
>>692570988
Thank you!!
So long as you don't come up here in the winter lol
For those that don't know the area, in the winter, on mto road closure website -- every road that isn't closed due to accidents, is us.
Check those dubs
>>692569724
It isn't that much better. Just more tedious.
>>692569398
No prob bruv
>>692571405
good for you!
>>692569932
Attacked, no. Argued with? Yeah. I've had to try and convice numerous people to just fill out the fucking form with me. I can fill out the short one in under 30 seconds. Like fucking come on people, just do it with me. NO ONE IS HERE FOR YOUR DRUGS.
>>692571146
>technically still illegal
But I thought it was legal now? Didn't Trudeau say that? To be honest I got raided/v& at the end of 2014, and honestly I had weed in my house and they didn't even touch it. Mind you drugs weren't on the warrant but still. Also it's not so much on your looks as how you carry yourself and what you say, just so you know.
)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw9EhjyU3JU
>>692571680
I've seen cuckoos think we're out to get their social insurance numbers, lol.
30 seconds is screaming fast. My best time for the shortform is about 45 seconds.
>>692559011
519 here too OP
>windsor
I'm also extremely horny and would love to suck some dick tonight.
>and yes I'm a guy.
>>692568255
>Then played board game with my wife
Post tits of wife plz? I showed you my dope (:
>>692571833
Check'em.
Though not on the warrant, you could still be charged with whatever they find. But like you said, no one cares about dope anymore
>>692572225
I'm in Windsor myself. OP here. I also go to Sarnia as well. Who is this? I have some gay friends in Windsor, would be great to find out who you are.
514!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSTWw6-ueIs
>>692572357
>you could still be charged with whatever they find
I really can't see that holding up in court. Which is what happened, and which probably why they didn't even touch it. Too much paper work. The cops were really dumb, and not thorough with anything they did. Their IT department was a joke, I swear they couldn't even navigate my Ubuntu lmao. Maybe it's possible they didn't even see my weed cause it was in plain sight hahahahahahaha
On my way to Tweed (613/343) area this weekend.
From Burlington (905/289).
Anyone in the Tweed area???
>>692572341
Don't have any pics. She doesn't let me take any sexual pics of her.
yes my life sucks
>>692559945
>>692560173
dont want to make this feel like tumblr but hey
>two kinds of people
>>692572357
>>692572856
I also had prescription painkillers at the time and they didn't even charge me with those, they just dumped them on my floor and stepped on them. It was weird, cause I had an ounce in a clear glass jar on my dresser in my room, they just left it.
>>692572184
You learn that you can start to skip over questions because they were already implied answer earlier. I don't even fill out the beginning with them. I do it myself. Already have the info.
Yeah people are fucked. They always think the cops are after them or some shit. So dumb. I just want to know if you speak English or not, basically.
>>692572485
aye aye m8
>>692573144
You take the good with the bad right? Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. The majority is just the most accepted, for obvious reasons.
>>692573209
Do you literally go door to door? If so I feel for ya. At least you're not selling anything. I treat those people bad, hah.
>>692573500
No. I go to the homes of people who haven't submitted a census form yet. We explain why it is important and fill it out with them. It is a legal requirement that every Canadian files one of them. If not, they are facing a $10,000 fine and up to 6 months in jail.
>>692574329
Fuck! You guys have been coming to my door every day this week. has anyone ever actually gotten in trouble? I just don't like giving info to the government, especially for something that wont benefit me in any way
>>692574329
>If not, they are facing a $10,000 fine and up to 6 months in jail.
I should probably send mine in then, huh? When is/was it due? If you show up at my door, I'll do some dabs with you. The secret code is "pepe56".
>>692574755
Not him, but it does benefit you. They need to know how many people are in a community, to build hospitals, schools, etc.
any oakville anons? need your assistance
>>692574876
i'm never sick, wont benefit by any parks/schools being built,...
>>692574329
>We explain why it is important and fill it out with them
Only in Canada does the government come and hold your hand to fill out a form, kek. I love it.
>>692574756
May 10th, lol. Non-response followup ends on July 29th and after that, holdouts will start getting referred to a judge to fill out their forms
>pic related
>>692574979
Did you know that milf porn star "Carrie Moon" lives in Oakville. She does escorting in the area as well.
>>692575090
>i'm never sick
>on /b/
>never sick
>on /b/
Cute. Really though, it's not like you'll ever get old, or sick, or hurt in your life?
>>692575216
You ever fucked her or another escort?
>>692575165
kek. I highly doubt they'll take serious action. I live in a very indifferent neighborhood so I bet they're only pestering me because nobody in the area filled it out.
I got a letter for jury duty in the past and I just ignored it and nothing happened
>>692575165
>May 10th,
Dude it's fucking July 2nd! I'll mail mine tomorrow. You're still more than welcome to come get high tho ^.^
>>692574755
Yes. It ends at the end of July. If you have still refused to file one by then, we submit all cases to the local police department/RCMP, and you will be brought to trial. It is impossible to fight, considering we have endless proof that you have not filed it with us, given ample attempts to.
It benefits you heavily. A lot of people in your neighbourhood? We will install more bus routes, hospitals, schools, police departments, etc etc. It could only benefit you to fill out the census forms. You are giving literally the most basic information. Language you speak, your marital status, and your age. That is the base amount of information they want.
>>692575643
>I got a letter for jury duty in the past and I just ignored it and nothing happened
Me too, they called me and I said I had a job interview (was when I was unemployed) and the chick said that was more important so she took me off the list.
>>692575144
Because it isn't worth it for the Canadian government to pay that much money sending someone to jail for a small form. Better to hire someone and hold their fucking hand, then treat them like a criminal.
>>692575710
You can even give your name as "Person 1" or "Nigger Doodlebop" if you want. And you can give an approximate age.
>>692575408
nope. her in the picture btw
anyone know this slut?
>>692575896
>Better to hire someone and hold their fucking hand, then treat them like a criminal.
You'd think they'd just find a better way to collect the info they need. Did you know in Canada it costs $130+k to house one inmate in a medium security prison? Think about that. That's an ivy league education.
>>692575643
Just because you haven't seen the immediate repercussion of your actions, doesn't mean you aren't logged somewhere. When the end of July rolls around, and people are given their final warning and referred to the local judge/police department, they may not face conviction for months at a time. The legal process takes a long time, but it certainly doesn't forget. They weigh things out. If you are truly worth the time, they will come get you. More often than not, they come get you.
Why even make the gamble? Take the LITERAL 3 minutes of your life to fill it out, or gamble with a charge of $10,000 and 6 months in jail. Seems like a no brainer situation.
Happy Canada Day everyone!!
>>692576162
I wish.
>>692576006
hmmm
hope she's cheap
>>692575646
You'll be fine. Just mail it out now. Takes less than 3 minutes to fill it out.
>>692575960
I list my religion as Jedi
>>692567742
>>692576449
It's actually done, I just haven't mailed it, I'm busy with work and I keep forgetting then when I get home I don't feel like getting up, you know?
>first world problems
>>692576171
They have a good way of getting the information. They just mail it out and ask you for it. Tell you why it is needed. They send us out for the people that are too stupid, or too much of an asshole to fill it out. We are a last ditch effort to prevent someone from going to jail, and the tax payers from paying a ridiculous amount of money for some asshat they thinks the GUBERMENT is after them.
A lot of the info like income and such, is already collected off of your tax income. The census collects information that isn't always directly stated on government forms.
Sudbury here saying hi.
>>692576296
It's not the time that I'm concerned with, it's the collection of information. Like the anon earlier said, most people worry about why the government is so demanding about something that really doesn't matter all that much.
>>692576298
You too fellow Canuck!
>>692575216
She was living in niagara fr a bit. I work in a rona yard in st.catharines and she came through once. Told her i reconized her. She gave me her number to call for her service. And meeting her actually got me in the mood cause she a fine looking cougar defiantly has a thing for younger guys she was telling me so it was cool. I did meet up with her for 300 the only time ive ever been with an escort and it was pretty cool the only time ive been witha milf/cougar type. Funny her mom was with her, much older woman and she wanted me for sure Lol
>>692576638
I feel you. Happens to everyone. This is why when we come to peoples doors, we aren't mad. We understand that shit happens and you forget.
>>692576747
Show me proof of someone who has gone to jail over not handing in their census.
>>692576968
I'm surprised no one has come here yet.
>>692576944
Woah! What did you do for $300, and for how long?
>>692576747
>the GUBERMENT is after them.
You mean they're not?
>>692577189
A couple of explanations for that
1. Your residence was constructed very recently
1.5 Your dwelling was installed very recently (landlord created suite recently)
2. During the 2011 census, the EN assigned to your house came to the conclusion that it didn't exist and deleted it from the record
>>692576855
But it does matter. The information we ask of you, very simple, basic information, that anyone can find if they look with even the smallest amount of conviction.
This information is used to make your community and life easier and better. Many new immigrants in your area? We take that new information, allocate a portion of the budget, and install language centers nearby so they can learn English!
Take transit but hate having to walk so far because you live in a new development area? We take that information and start new bus routes that reach your area.
Large influx of married people to a new area? Let's use that information and install community centers with marriage counseling available.
Large amount of new born children in a certain area? Let's use that new information to build schools, and possibly abortion centers, etc.
The VERY basic information that you give will help make life easier, more accessible, and overall more enjoyable to all Canadians. The information you give to the Canadian Government is protected under the privacy act of Canada and is NOT released to even the general public unless you specifically state that you want that information released. We ask you on the form if you want that information released to the public for scientific and historical reasons, in 2108.; If you say no, that information is never released EVER.
>>692577490
>1. Your residence was constructed very recently
No, house was built in 70's
>1.5 Your dwelling was installed very recently (landlord created suite recently)
No landlord, I own the house. Well the bank does, I pay mortgage.
>2. During the 2011 census, the EN assigned to your house came to the conclusion that it didn't exist and deleted it from the record
Uh? That'd be cool!
Im planning to move to canada.
>>692577381
Not in that way. No one cares you sell weed. That is the RCMP's job to deal with. NONE of the information we acquire is released to any branch of the government for any purpose. The only branch that handles the information is Statistics Canada.
>>692577921
Come!
Melody B from 416. Big ass, gets posted sometimes. Anon with the nudes, can we see moar?
>>692577341
3oo was a bit more then an hour. we chtted a little bit shes a nice lady, Told her everything i was into which was this fantasy of coming over and fucking her as my step mom . It was great Tit job, Hj bj sitting on my face all kinds of fun had her ride me diffrent stuff then finish on her face, She knew how to fuck it was awesome!
>>692559849
ive got a dead moose bleeding out in my shed good idea
>>692577737
But none of this shit benefits me. I'm a neet who goes outdoors maybe twice a month, if I happen to feel particularly adventurous that month. I already pay a shit load in taxes towards many areas that I don't benefit from.
>>692577030
>Overall in 2011, Statistics Canada referred 54 people for prosecution for failure to comply with the requirement to complete the census.
It isn't hard to find. Google it for five minutes. Even though the number is small, WHY TAKE THE GAMBLE? For something so simple, easy, and necessary for making life in Canada better as a whole.
>>692578051
Fuck that shit stay in your shitty country. if your american stay your about to have the greatest president yet trump!
>>692577775
You might just not have gotten a visit then yet. We have a lot of people to go to, you just might not have hit a collections person yet.
>>692578158
HOLY SHIT! You actually acted and had her act? listening to the dialogue in her vids make me cringe. I couldn't imagine the cringe if it were in person
>>692578263
>but none of this shit benefits me
You would have to be an asshat to genuinely think that. Are you invincible to getting injured? What about a fire? Wouldn't it be nice to have more hospitals near by, as well as Firehalls, or police departments? What about just general life improvements for other, fellow Canadians? Those other people that also pay taxes that help with your own shit? Come on now friend, you can't possibly argue this. There is no genuine reason to argue with the Canadian census. It helps all of us.
>>692578434
What will you do after knocking on doors? Do they assign you a knew task, or is it a contract job?
>>692578624
what kind of acting do you expect? It's not like i have standards for acting though. I'm not some acting or film critic.
Impertinently you are faggot
ad thats probably why youll never have sex outside of missionary position cause anything else would make you cringe...
>>692560109
We have free health care because we think that it is a basic human right. And if the US didn't stick it's nose into every other countries problems you might have it as well. It's not your fault though. Politicians man, and the military industrial complex.
>>692578419
>Fuck that shit stay in your shitty country. if your american stay your about to have the greatest president yet trump
Kill yourself.
>>692578434
Probably the case, oh well. I'll legit mail it tomorrow on my way to work. It's on my table waiting.
>>692578624
Dude, if he had fun and acted on his sexual fantasies with another consenting adult, who the fuck cares. Most of the shit we do/say while we're fucking women is cringe.
>>692578982
This is a contract job which ends on July 29th
>>692578982
We continue on with other cases. We will give three attempts at your address, then pass it on to another Enumerator (person tasked with collecting the information). It keeps getting passed on, and calls are also made, until the end of July when it all ends. If no contact has been made by then, you will be called to court and prosecuted.
>>692579268
I'm a faggot??? You're the one that calls an escort over and has her roleplay as your mom.
>>692559011
519 UP IN HERE
>>692579297
I'm sure most people would rather see a retard like yourself, kill yourself.
Oohhh trumps a nazi, regurgitating mainstream news
this is u
>>692579696
Man, you wont scare me with that nonsense. Honestly, I just feel like neets are increasingly becoming targets by governments and scoiety as a whole. We're a powerless minority. Most of the mass shootings are commited by antisocial types and this has made loners, like myself, seem like "bad people", simply based on our preference to remain reclusive. This should explain my rational paranoia
Young male CD from Hamilton
Looking for cock and kush
>>692579796
step mom faggot and the one time
its not my thing to be honest.
Have you see a girls pussy before? Im just thinking that cause you say shit like "cringe" like all the minecraft high school middle grade kids on the internet
>>692579527
Nice. Will you try to continue on in the public service, or will you look elsewhere?
>>692581719
I'd love to continue on in the public service in some capacity. My boss is hoping to get me into non-census work with StatsCan. We'll see. I'm in BC and we've got an election coming up. That's something I'm hugely interested in.
>>692582050
Sweet! I had an interview last month for a full time job with service canada that paid 50k a year, and I blew it. They said I didn't do a good job of answering the 3 questions asked to me in the interview. I gotta try again but don't think I'll get another chance for a while
>>692581040
If you insult me again then I'll bring carrie to the Rona you work at and have her identify you
Ilove toronot
>>692559011
Woo! Canada!
>>692582809
Ha Thats to funny man, whats that going to do?
And is it alright if i call u a cunt though?
>>692582850
oh Canada!!
