dubs gets next
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dubs gets next
>>692468491
Is it ok if I wear my Spiderman suit?
Can I stick a Roman candle in my dick hole and fuck you until we both "explode"?
waiting for you guys
Isn't that right? I mean, faggots aren't supposed to have opinions on the Internet.
Forget about all that, I'm actually a really nice guy, I'm a nice guy, do you have any pics of you (you DONT have to consent to this I'm a nice guy) if you do I give you $40 next week when I get my neetbux plz fine fuck you stuck up bitch
can i bring my dog and make it a threesome?
Got nudes?
>>692469029
Roll
>>692468987
darn, one final time... RE-ROLL!
Actually, I'd like a little shit on my dick and maybe my face too.
what's your favorite meme ? i really like doge, he's a really nice doggo xD :3
Show me your butthole
>>692468987
Rolling
>>692469108
roll
Donkey punch her
>>692469093
Reroll
>>692469029
roll
>>692468491
Raw
>>692468491
Tits or GTFO
>>692468871
Anne Frank costume please. Zyklon thoughts make me hard.
>>692468987
roll for this
"On second thoughts do shit on me"
do you know 4chan ? i spend a lot of time on this website since like summer 2014 ! full of weirdos but good times xD
>>692469241
reroll
>>692469250
Roll
>>692469267
Roll
>>692468491
can i stick a rocket up your ass and the other end in mine
>>692468871
Fake. Rolling for: I'll bring my snake so he can venomously tongue punch your fart box
i post pictures of the frog
this thread is doomed
I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING DEAD LOL CAUSE MY CRACK ADDITION REALLY LIKE TO FUCK DEAD GIRLS :33
rollex
Rolling
>>692469148
Roll
>>692468491
Down to eat my ass?
>>692469241
this
>>692469510
Roll
trips
Okay so give me your number so we can make this happen
Who are you voting for?
Well lets do this, ive got my eggplant so loosen up that keister box and let's explore!!
Do you like My Little Pony ? i'm a big fan
What's your favorite dinosaur?
i hope you like men with small dicks, my one inch wonder is gonna destroy your dogs anus while you sit and watch knowing you cant do shit, nigger
>>692469588
WINRAR
>>692469588
Winrar
>>692469588
WINRAR
>>692469588
WINRAR
I will also let you know my dick is unbelieveable 4,5 inches long.
i would only fuck your skanky ass if you vote for TRUMP !!!!!!! whore !!!
>>692469588
winrar
>>692469588
wtf does that mean
Why mess it up for yourself, and don't get to fuck her?
first 5 to quote this post
FUCKKKKK I got some SAND deep down my ANUS it HUUURTS FUUUCCKKKKK XDD i hope who got the SKILL and the MATERIAL to HELP ME OUT !!! LMAO !!!!!
>>692469883
Ill bring some friends
>>692469883
Shut up
>>692469883
Send me your number
Noods
>>692470111
Trips of truth
>>692469883
do you like heavy hardcore piss ?
>>692469883
ask her if she wants to trade pics of herself for pics of Nicholas Cage
can i put my finnish dick in your poopenschaft
>>692470111
Trips dont lie
>>692470111
technically, the last two digits are dubs...go with it OP
>>692470165
winrar
>>692470238
Trips are better than dubs, you slug
k dubs go
>>692470499
do this
>>692470166
i got dubs
Would you fuck my ass with a spork?
>>692470499
Tell her you like to get your dick bitted
>>692470392
did someone say slug?
>>692470499
Piss in my cereal
you wanna suc k my weeny oll
"My cat doesn't, always runs away"
>>692470640
slither on, slugger
what's the difference between jam and jelly?
wildest fantasy?
>>692470499
Let's see those tits...
>>692470900
I can't jelly my dick up your ass
Can I smell your bunghole?
>>692470900
>>692470966
holy shit
>>692470900
>>692470966
Nice combo winrar
>>692470999
Holier shit
Why am I still a virgin? Just to suffer? Every night, I feel my cock, my balls, even my boypussy! The pussy I never had, the dicks I never got.. won't stop hurting! I will make you take my virginity!
>>692470999
holy shit
>>692470999
holy shit
haha, dubs still
>>692471100
holy shit
>>692471118
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
It's a bot you retard
>>692470999
Wtf my rolls are rigged I swear
>>692470999
Holiest of shits
>>692471100
holy shit
>>692471094
roll
>>692471118
depends. Whats your booty hole look like?
>>692471100
holy shit!
>>692471118
Yea now show me yours
>>692471148
rerolle
>>692471118
do what these dubs said
>>692470166
>>692471148
this
>>692471148
roll
>>692471177
holy shiiit
>>692471210
Rerawl
>>692471148
roll
>>692471118
Only if ur gentle '3'
you got me , can i toungepunch your shitbox?
>>692471118
I just like it in a metaphorical way
>>692471148
T H I S
>>692471177
Is double dubs a thing?
Tell her to piss in your ass.
let's meet today?
>>692471148
this plz
>>692471094
rollin'
>>692471377
Winrar
>>692471377
welp
Say"poopoo on my peepee!"
dubbbbbs
I think I'm in love with her
>>692471377
>>692471561
Are these threads just magnets for summerfags?
>>692471561
roll for this + "sorry I have autismo"
>>692471118
Need to see some tits and ass
>>692471691
Just do the Nic Cage one alreayd, faggot.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>692471713
Apparently so, but I got dubs twice so stfu
The whole reason I got into dick in the first place was because I was no good with women. I was scared of them. I was scared of life. I thought that I could never understand them because they're so illogical. But I've finally learned how to like one of them: YOU. I'm not afraid anymore!
>>692471377
n i c e
I don't give two shits how you do it I just need to feel your sweet urine on my prostate
>>692471691
BTW, I'm legally obliged to tell youy I cannot come within 100m of a school, nursery, or orphanage. So keep that in mind if we decide to meet
>>692471771
roll
>>692471811
winrar
>>692471784
I got 2 dubs in a row then trips and just rolled 11 , smd
>>692471691
I think we're at the point to where I need to see your tits and ass
>>692471811
ohhh my god
There are only 7 planets and I will destroy ur ass
It's always been a fantasy of mine to gave sex with two bears at the same time. One male and one female each taking turns with me.
>>692471771
rolling for this oc
>>692471888
holy shit
>>692471790
rollin'
wowza
>>692471899
Noice
>>692471899
>>692471811
Winrar
>>692471888
ohhh my holly shit
>>692471771
Roll
>>692471899
FUCKING LOL
>>692471848
this
there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate. i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
>>692471848
rerolle
i'll goof all over your ass you little slut
Before we go any further i am obliged to tell you I'm a registered sex offender
>>692471899
you're the kind of guy who allways mess up his jokes and make everybody feel akward ?
>>692471986
Before we take this any further I think I need to see you
>>692471986
She's that typical girl that won't reply with more than 3 words no matter what you ask/write
WHERE IS TERRY DHANA
>>692471848
DUBS GET
Sounds goof? Ohhh yeaaah Goofy is such a turn on! Have you seen the second Goofy movie?
My anal fixation comes from that time Bill Cosby rolled me a roofie. I love enemas btw. Any chance you could... you know...
God i really want to massage your prostate and spew my man juices into you and then choke you to death and chop your body parts and eat them
my pictures are fake sorry , I'm actually a basement dwelling hamplanet
Time to send some titties methinks
>>692472168
Roll
>>692471094
reroll
>>692472277
kek
>>692472201
Roll
>>692472281
Reroll
>>692471986
I'd like to be dressed as a ballerina while you rimjob me
>>692472277
A winner is you. Double gets
>>692472210
Roll
>>692471986
tell me more about you, what's your favorite meme ?
>>692472281
rollerino
>>692472333
Trips get
you guys fucked it up :(
>>692472277
Haha dubs don't lie
I... I think I'm in love with you: wanna meet up? For a coffee, perhaps? *wink wink*
>>692471848
please
>>692472415
hahaha get fucked op
>>692472198
i would kill these bitches
>>692471148
heres your dubs
>>692472281
Let's get some tatas for papi
>>692472466
>(
FUCKEN FINALLY
>>692472415
Netflix and scat?
>>692472259
Rolling
>>692472415
"Anyway, now that we're done saying dumb stuff, want to trade some pics? or get to know each other more? you can ask me questions about myself"
>>692472466
fucking kek
>>692472198
If she is even really a female. Probably a catfish
>>692472466
hahhaha
>>692472518
Dis roll
>>692472259
roll
>>692472506
This
>>692472518
Rolling for you anon
Did you dad touch you when you were little?
Tits for trips
theres hope! save me based dubs god
>>692472506
Rolling around at the speed of sound
>>692472518
reroll
>>692472644
Did you dad touch you when you were little?
>>692472518
roll
>>692472644
OP gets dubs. Now he controls our future
>>692472644
Congrats on the dubs
>>692472518
Rollin for this
>>692472644
No my shitty little brother stole my phone and wrote that.
>>692472644
ayyy op do it
>>692472755
>>692472644
BTW, I'm legally obliged to tell youy I cannot come within 100m of a school, nursery, or orphanage. So keep that in mind if we decide to meet
>>692472722
Tits for another dubs?
>>692472644
>>692472722
Dubs don't lie , do your stuff OP
>>692472644
>>692472466
>>692471848
>>692471848
hahahah get rekt op
>>692472644
I was just kidding but how about sending me some nudes
>>692472644
No i'm not, would just see how you'd react... Up for some scatting?
Sex exists to pass down our hopes and dreams for the future through our children. Fucking is a link to the future. That's how all life works. fucking each other... that's how we can change the world. I finally realized it. The true meaning of life... Wanna change the world with me, baby?
Hahaha jk. I am a Mexican bass player who really loves Netflix and scat. Btw, do you know any good enema we can try while at it?
>>692472787
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu agen rreroll
>>692472722
okay, i took my liberties
Haha this has been fun, finally got someone to reply to me before I end my life. Thank you.
>>692472755
Let's save this guys
I have herpes but I'll use condoms
>>692472833
Winrar
>>692472722
OP confirmed for taking the wheel
>>692472822
WINRAR post >>692472466
>>692472866
winrar
Well, no it's me. You really think i'm serious about all that shit ?
Also this on second post just after >>692472787
>>692472845
rolle
>>692472922
DUBS CONFIRME D
>>692472860
You can save this, OP
>>692472518
okay, bring it home dubbbbbs
>>692472333
WINRAR, deliver!
>>692472845
roll
>>692472993
rawr XD
>>692472993
post: BTW, I'm legally obliged to tell youy I cannot come within 100m of a school, nursery, or orphanage. So keep that in mind if we decide to meet
>>692472922
>>692472822
n i c e
>>692472993
Yes, they're my most valuable personality ASSet
>>692473024
Now more than ever
>>692472993
lets meet today
you haven't even witnessed my ass pleasing magic yet
>>692472845
reroll
>>692472993
maybe you should show me that ass first, i'll show you mine in return
>>692472993
OP don't ignore this you nigger
>>692472518
this guy got dubs
>>692472755
poopypants
>>692473097
Rerlll
What are you doing this weekend? Jokes aside, wanna meet up?
>>692473123
roll
>>692472993
I like ass because I'm an homosex
>>692473097
t h i s
>>692472860
of course she does see what you said to her and imagine you were ugly
Stop talking to me!
>>692473123
This is 123, just take this
>>692473079
tjhis
i love crazy frog haha he has this tiny penis hanging out
>>692473222
now he has to take it
>>692473222
Trips, do it OP
>>692472993
That was just a taste of what's to CUM
In trips we trust
>>692473255
Kek
>>692473222
witnessed
>>692473199
Good waste, cunt face.
>>692473199
you fucked up your roll
>>692473255
This op
rawr, that means "I think I'm in love with you" in dinosaur... XD
>>692472993
Speaking of ass can I see yours
>>692473222
oooooo
How about I send you a pic of my ass and you determine how long you gonna use a strap-on on me...
>>692473097
Send her the pun
>>692473372
omg roll dis
>>692472993
send over a titty pic to get me started
>>692473372
rollin
>>692472993
Honestly OP you're just the biggest faggot if you don't do this arleady
>>692472755
>>692473222
trips plz
dub me some ass boys
>>692473444
holy shit , you know what to do OP
>>692473123
>>692472993
ASS KINKS?? wtf is she on about :DDDDDD
XDD
>>692473372
Rollerino!
troll and catfish?
>>692473498
NOWHERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>692473498
Send a pic on ur bum and phone number and I can put you in the system right away
>>692473599
WinRAR!!!!
>>692473498
by sending my a picture of 'uranus', if you know what I mean ;)
>>692473498
well i require a picture first to see what im working with
>>692473498
Speaking of signing, I'm legally obliged to tell youy I sign a registar every month, and I cannot come within 100m of a school, nursery, or orphanage. So keep that in mind if we decide to meet
now i will perform the finnish national anthem
Let me see that tight little ass
>>692473498
Give me the digits and soon I'll put my dicket in your asset
Post her pictures.
>>692473498
Across my cheeks
>>692472993
You have to dress in a cow suit though because it reminds me of my mommy
>>692473688
WINRARE
Well, my ass game is basically fetal position on the corner and let Ricky do his job, but I think you'll like him.
>>692473498
So when you show me that ass
>>692473599
WINrar
WINrar
dingalingaling
>>692473599
winner winner chicken dinner!!!!!!!1
>>692473666
trips wins
>>692473688
winrar
That is interesting, because did you know it's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over on to his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down to his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of his fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig deeper, the pain, its exquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel it filing me up.
You can sign up when I pick you up tonight at 7. Don't expect romance, straight and quick to the point.