Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692351735
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I'll admit rap now days is fucking shocking!!! Makes me laugh when younger lads talk to me about drake, Kendrick and lil wank like there the real shit! N I mention big L, krs1, buckshot, rakim , fushcnickens, BTNH, das fx etc and their like who?!! Lol. Complete joke!! They know the likes of Wu cos of ppl still reppin wu wear and that's about it. Even with straight outta Compton coming out now there all yeaa man n.w.a n it's like stfu u didn't have a clue who they were last yr!! Just thought Dre was a solo artist from the start lol. I don't even listen to the radio now days because I know exactly what shit will be on. Sad when you search for clubs with a dj still playing the real deal yet you go to a main stream club and every1s boppin to drake n Rihanna lol. Hip hop scene in UK has nothing on u.s n never will. But we have grime, which we started and originated which is as close to rap as a musical form that we have. I'm not completely keen on all of it but at least R boys ain't turning into a joke with it. They stick with the roots as their proud its our thing!! And it will never change.
You think he did it?
Rory-sama claimed
Muffins are nearly done
Best type moon claimed.
>>692363177
roll
>>692363289
what type of muffins?
im leaving waifu its been fun guys but its time to move on. its just not what it used to be my life has gotten way to important to stay here im sorry this is goodbye.
>Chino claimed
>>692362832
Aah not really
>>692362923
These threads are 24/7, from my understanding
>>692363213
Nope. He just left threads. Sucks, I enjoyed him.
>>692363380
I hope life treats you well assuming this isn't pasta.
>>692363376
roll
>>692363380
this would be funny if it were syndra or someone else well liked, but everyone hates you
>>692363213
I fucking hope so
>>692363376
Choc mint. Extreme on the mint.
Claiming best girlie!
>>692363213
no
he's too much of a fag
>>692363216
holy shit you are 12
Saber claim
Still here
>>692362673
Good taste friendo. I've fallen off the SAO bandwagon but I still like the characters.
>>692362734
Yep! The football one is where you're spawned on a bridge. Two teams are lined up facing each other in Biftas, and one person is the "ball", and he's in a Panto (the smart car). The ball's team has to get him to the other side without him being destroyed or knocked off the bridge
There's also a Sumo gamemode where you're spawned on a rooftop and have to ram each other off.
>claiming yume
>>692363522
I don't hate him, even if this is bait.
>>692363380
Thank christ, stay gone this time.
>>692363380
Please dont joke
>>692361852
>kurumi
The patties we make there are thin for sure
>>692362327
>chino
You're welcome
>>692362473
>yuuki
Promise next time I go, I'll send a pic and post it here
>>69236273
>maki
Wasn't satisfied eh? Have you tried edging?
>>692363380
I'm glad you're leaving, I do like you but as I said before you're too unstable for 4chan. Good luck with your life.
>>692363086
Viper claimed
>>692363640
Legs
>>692363086
It's Mr. Stealyogurl Here. Freshly awaken from an epic nap.
Going out for some fucking Indian food here in a little bit hows everyone doing?
>>692363380
im sorry esdeath, i wish the best of luck in your life, and good luck with everything!!
>>692363640
>>692363582
>>692363619
Hello! How are you?
>>692363380
>well with ocd the suffer usually has a ritual if i had an ocd for germs i would look at my hands constantly or wash them over and over. i have sexual identity ocd where i think that ive been lying to myself and that im actually gay so i check by looking at dudes or gay porn to make sure i dont like it however the more i do this the worse it gets and i overthink everything so im distracting myself on waifu. it used to be a lot worse but with the help ive been getting it only pops up every once and a while soon enough ill be looking at femdom and being happy again ll
claim
Dio-sama...
>>692363205
test
>>692363751
>>692363380
This tbh, not smart enough to say it myself.
Remember to be a good person and stay safe.
>>692363763
All I do in these threads is troll with snek and hope I get noticed ;_;
>>692363735
You better. I'm holding you to that lol.
Where is this at by the way, I must have missed that part.
>>692363213
I hope not, he was a pretty cool cat
>>692361540
My god, thats sound horrible...in all the right ways
>>692362923
Quality choice
>>692363380
Not sure if lying
>>692363900
>>692363751
>>692363735
>>692363729
>>692363522
>>692363486
>>692363981
did i do it right?
>>692363896
Ohayo! Pretty well. Yourself?
>>692363955
?
I can't see the trip if that's what you wanted me to notice.
>>692364009
Don't worry, that snek is a little hot.
>>692364068
Mmm
>>692363380
noooo don't leave. who am i gonna rp with bruh.
>>692363769
Them
>>692363896
Who are ya?
>>692361501
Doing swell, cheers for asking.
Just doing a little vidya with a friend.
How's yourself?
>>692364156
im tired of playing nice, and i was nice to you, but fuck off
leave these threads, no one likes you
by.
>>692364156
You act a bit too austistic sometimes Esdeath, and this is coming from me of all people. I worry about you.
>>692363384
next you will be saying handholding isn't lewd :o
>>692363522
roll
>>692363580
nice
>Get woken up to go get money for bills
>"What the fuck it's past 5, you can't even use it today"
>Get up anyways and go get it. Pick up a milkshake before going home
>Get home, they're gone, look at clock
>Not even 3:30
>I'm be tired tonight cause of this
Reeeee.mp3
How's /waifu/ today?
>>692364156
>>692364373
Says missile dick
>>692364355
NOW TRIPGUY IS TRIPFAGING?
This is a fucking joke.
>>692364156
rip
>>692364165
I'm doing well, thanks for asking!
>>692364337
Its me, Chino! I forgot to post my pic heh
>>692364373
this
>>692364504
Aah that sucks to hear. I'm doing well, yourself?
>>692364156
STAY STAY STAY
>>692364463
roll
>>692364537
8===>
>>692364646
you're so cute v_v
>>692364373
>>692364646
I enjoy him, along with others.
Claim
Waifus are fucking cancer, get a life you beta faggots
>>692364646
Don't think I've ever spoken to you. Then again, my memory is shit. What's up?
I want to get memed on!
>>692364355
Just made mint choc muffins. Spent all week at work and Im expecting a 1k pay packet for it. 5x10 hour days.
Thread, muffins are done. Behold!
>>692364373
shut up little dick
>>692364742
8>
ftfy
>>692364373
oh ok
>>692364375
yeah i regretted doing that i hope this thread just moves on
>>692364820
daddy?
>>692364601
MAIIII
>>692364742
roll
>>692364820
Kys
>>692363635
Always man, always. When you get to that certain point though it's time to let it go.
>>692363635
God damn! I really wish I hadn't of sold it now. I knew about the sumo one, pretty hectic but hilarious.
>>692364156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0
Although I must ask why you did that.
>Best idol claimed
>>692364953
It's just human nature to make mistakes, it matters whether you learn from it or not. As I said previously, I worry about you.
>>692364742
Heh, thanks! Your waifu is cute as well!
>>692364751
I havent been here long enough to hold an opinion, but ive seen some wierd stuff from him.
>>692364787
I dont think I've met you either. Nothing much, how are you?
>>692364820
Nice body, girlie
>>692364751
for every one nice anon, 5 hate him
>>692364756
>>692364909
>>692364924
each "=" represents an inch of my dick
>>692364953
:3
>>692365030
roll
>>692365087
roll
>>692364373
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>692365087
I'm well. Same over here tbh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY
>>692365075
pot? kettle? Black?
Your autistic as fuck and your worried about him?
>>692365193
roll
>>692365262
>>692365193
8:>
>>692365087
Don't we all act weird on here?
>>692365193
No one hates him. I can almost guarantee that. If they do, they're fools.
>>692364882
I don't think it's supposed to fall apart like that
>>692365201
/waifu/ is the worst
people come here to seek attention a lot
>>692364009
Just assumed you were trolling
>>692364043
Sheeeeeit
The Banoa? I made it
>>692364068
Will take a pic when I go again so your could water
>>692364156
Not cool
>>692364224
Galky
>>692364504
Sleepy. About to take a small nap lol
>>692364820
Your lewds weren't enough?
>>692364882
>
Muh mouth
i feel bad for being this autistic i can do free commission art if anyone is interested i hope this will make up for it
>>692365383
well thank you shiro
>>692365193
What are you rolling for, konata?
>>692365208
Nice. You doing anything right now or just chilling here?
>>692365383
Eh, not sure.
>I know you do though
>>692365005
>>692365262
Shit music taste.
>>692364646
Well, got a milkshake, and listening to my weeb music, so I'm doing decent at least.
>>692365473
I wish I could, Smugs.
>>692365491
draw me pls
>>692365491
draw konata's torpedo dick
>>692365569
Chilling mostly. You?
>>692365326
roll
>>692365362
8===D
>>692365383
I hate him and every waifu, fuck these threads
>>692365410
:O
>>692365569
you! (and sachi and kagami)
>>692365701
this
>>692365588
What are you doing?
>>692365491
Ah it's not your fault, people will find any reason to be cruel.
You're just more autistic than them, that's reason enough apparently.
But really, you're only going to have a bad time if you stay here, you've already become a joke. Not to me, but I think you can see to how many people.
>>692365491
could you draw kagamin esdeath?? please?
>>692365778
Now you're bait is poor quality. I'm ashamed.
>>692365345
>
>>692365603
Indeed.
>>692365491
>i can do free commission art if anyone is interested
Please, draw Tatsumaki if you don't mind.
>>692365639
Ah nice. What flavour?
>>692365710
Me too.
>>692365778
Youre not stealing my waifu!
>one off
>>692365799
Regretting, the Trump Coin has tripled in price before I bought any.
Claiming Flandre Scarlet!
>>692365778
rolling (konata)
>>692365903
i feel bad for being this autistic i can do free commission art if you're interested i hope this will make up for it
>>692365958
I don't want to steal her, just want to get her
adorable pic :D
roll
>No one has picked best girl yet
thank god
>>692365778
biggest faggot autist/asberg here
>>692365419
I cut it in half to reveal chocolate goodness.
>>692365473
Prolly more than your mouth :^)
Fuck. I dropped half my hollandaise sabayon into my prepped sweet potato. FML.
>>692365958
The only correct one. Pure vanilla!
>>692365958
Treat her well. I didn't know you claimed her cuz you havent been around for awhile.
Karen informed me tho and broke my heart.
Hi btw!
>>692366039
Why would a Trump Coin be useful?
>>692366201
What do you mean by that, exactly?
>>692366400
No way! Chocolate is the only way!
>>692366455
Aah I'm sorry. Would you like me to post as someone else? I dont want to see someone sad like that.
>>692366630
Esdeath?
>>692365060
I'm still a big fan of SAO, I just realize it's flaws and have seen enough other anime to realize it's not the greatest anime on earth.
And yeah, it's a lot of fun. The custom maps people make are a ton of fun to play as well
>>692365473
>Banoa
Call me clueless, what what is that name lol
>>692366601
Nooo way! Im just glad your real.
I was beginning to wonder
how are you doing?
>>692366788
>>692366788
>>692366788
>>692366788
>>692366788
>>692366278
Alright now just fuck off with your bullshit
I've had sex and I have a girlfriend, yes, something you will never have
I come here to chat with some /b/ros and kill time, i dont actually give a shit about anyone here (except sachi) and having a "waifu" is just my excuse to be here. anyone that actually loves their waifu needs help
>>692366601
roll
>>692366330
I meant the brown powdery looking stuff
>>692366630
I think i lost brain cells, but gained chromosomes from looking at this
>>692366806
as long as you acknowledge SAO is shit
it's almost ok
>>692366855
roll for konata anon :^)
>>692365819
a joke did not think i had sunk that far. I know people want me to leave but i do find some fun it talking to people like you shiro and yuno along with many other is worth the two or three who hate me
>>692366855
gg
>>692366855
>>692366506
It's not but at least it's based on Trump's image.
>>692364463
>Rattle rattle
Is rattling lewd?
>>692366967
aaron stahp D:
>>692366995
more people hate you than that
>>692367026
roll (i need to watch SG, i stopped after episode 1)
>>692366601
>Chocolate better than vanilla
QOTT: What milkshake flavor is best?
>>692367076
The autism in this thread kills me.
Why are you such a sweetheart?
>>692367235
Vanilla.
>>692366938
What brown powder? The batter that stuck to the paper?
>>692366849
ARe you sure dude? You seemed pretty down about that.
I'm doing well, and youself?
>>692366855
FUCK
>>692367235
Chocolate :^)
>>692366601
>>692366400
>Chocolate
>Vanilla
Mint.
>>692366806
That first reply wasn't meant for you by the way. Kek, my bad.
People can get pretty damn creative, when they're not making RP and money glitches all the time.
>>692366852
Trying not to laugh but it's killing me.
>>692367235
Mint.
>>692367159
>stopped after episode 1
Nigga. You are missing out. You need to watch it before S;G 0 next year. It's so fucking good.
Granted, that's hypocritical sense I've never seen Lucky Star...
>>692367159
rolling still for konata anon :^)
>>692367235
banana :D
>>692367308
roll ;)
>>692367426
it's all good
>>692366855
roll
>>692367083
>rattle rattle
nope
how are you today?
>>692367235
chocolate
>>692367405
>mint
You really are Big Boss~
>>692367235
Vanilla
>>692367550
I don't believe I've seen you use this, but it looks nice, thought you'd enjoy it.
~
>>692366938
>caring about what other's like
>>692367405
I've only gotten into a hacked lobby once, and I came out $400k richer.
9/10, would do again
>>692367235
Chocolate
>>692366855
You have sex? Omg your validated a real person.
Your a fucking fagget edgy bitch. by all means tho keep posting about your dick and saying stupid shit non stop. its so entertaining
Kys
>>692367235
Banana, mango, lime and coconut.
>I made it a flavour on our new menu
>>692367235
Strawberry
>>692366995
I think it started when you flipped out on that pink haired anon on the girlfriend when you joined. Waifu seems like a great place but people can be brutal.
Ah, sorry it turned out like this anyway. Humans are cruel and I'm no exception either. If you're gonna stay you should try to just talk to the people you know. Nobody but the saddest will actively go out of their way to find your posts and shit talk you.
>>692367235
Oreo, Vanilla or Chocolate
Really can't decide between those
>>692367665
>Saved
>>692367672
I was the one who posted it in the hand-holding thread
Thanks anyway~
>assuming you found it there
>>692367695
no one likes you lol, keep crying about "wah im not gay bu i wanna suck a dick"
you are the most pathetic shit to ever claim in this thread
fuck you
>>692367672
lood
rolling
>>692367886
It's rather sad that I have more Saber pictures than you, and mine aren't samples.
>>692367405
not bad
>>692367500
AGAIN?!
>>692367526
smart
