Today is agonizingly slow... what does /b/ do when their day is going by too slowly? or what motivates you?
>>692330396
i honestly did nothing today but to see videos on youtube. i have to try and do something productive this summer, im thinking about writing.
jack off , take shower ,Resume rutine
I just had a shit that had earthy tones to it and an underlying sooty atmosphere. The smell was not ripe and foul but subdued and calming. Almost like the smell of burning wood when you walk into a warm cabin and a fire's going, except wet and more mossy. It was absolutely sublime, really. Oddly enough it was green streaked with yellow in color and appearance. All in all one of the better, nay the best, smelling shits I've ever had.
>>692330611
Sounds like my day, too. I try to work on my art or go fishing (I live in West Virginia and well, yeah), I got a part time job but it's lame
>>692330396
that hardly ever happens to me, when it does I try and do my fucking job
fuck, I remembered being young
>>692330396
i've a few things to do but zero motivation, i hate myself over this..
>>692330723
You don't feel any sense of entrapment by doing the same thing... over and over?
>>692330396
Get royally pissed and program
>>692330744
That was an amazing review
>>692330396
fap and fapping
>>692330958
>>692330796
i live away from the city so it really sucks for me, i dont even get to see my friends, just the same routine every single day. also if you're OP, or OP if you're reading this, i forgot to mention your 0's are classy as fuck. at least in 5 minutes ill get to see some football
gather friends and drink a beer together
>>692330396
>>692330396
Why'd you post a picture of yourself with a timestamp? To prove you're a human being asking this question instead of a robot?
>captcha does that for you, anon.
>>692330396
You will feel like this when you aren't doing anything that stresses you ,and when you do something that does stress you ,you will want to be bored just embrace life as it is ,no happiness just happy moments
>>692330796
Yo anon, what part of wv you from? Htown here
>>692331215
>>692331358
Is that a nigger telling an aryan to shut his whore mouth?
>>692331030
Thanks, I wrote it all before I realized I was commenting on a delicate gentle-lady's post. I blushed rose with chagrin.
In all seriousness tho I've never had a poop smell that good before. don't know what I ate.
>>692330396
i normally take my clothes off and post pics on b
good time killer
>>692330396
Timestamp+tits or gtfo
>>692330396
friends, talk to friends 1st, that and some combination of watching movies, browsing 4chan and playing guitar. also workouts feel good. as well as alcohol
>>692331431
>>692330846
Yeah, we have a farm, I could try and tame some of the animals? God, it's so boring around here. I've resulted to telling my dog fictional stories with enthusiasm to pass time
>>692331099
Yeah, in the middle of nowhere... and thanks
Pic related, my front yard
>>692330396
>what does /b/ do when their day is going by too slowly?
Browse /b/, of course. Sorry, can't help you there bc I've been in the same boat all day. But I only have another half an hour left. So I bid you adieu.
>pic related
What I've been thinking about all day.
>iron banner
Got to get my rep to lvl 5 baby!
Repeat, 5 days a week.
Timestamp + tits or gtfo
>>692331293
Huntington? I'm attending school there this fall!
>>692330611
Same boat as you, I've been wanting to write a high fantasy novel with a subtle darkness to it that follows an anti-hero and his ragtag group of bandits.
>>692330396
>those lips
I bet you taste like strawberries.
>>692331579
I grew up on a street with little to no kids and was pretty darn lonely growing up. Sorry to hear OP. Your yard looks about like mine.
>>692330396
Posting tits always help get rid of bordem.
Just fap
>>692330396
not bad shop, anon.
you fucked up the symmetry.
>>692331723
I'll read it if you link me to something to follow? Do a chapter at a time
>>692331784
>>692331579
then i know exactly how you feel. sadly no answer for it, otherwise i wouldn't be bored all day either. what sucks even more is that my family except for my mother went abroad for 2 months but I couldn't because exams. i guess try to break routine or something. anyway, time to root for my country, gl finding something to do.
>>692330396
Beating off always helps me get through the day. Gonna fap when I get home from work. Like, as soon as I get through the door.
>>692330396
Your Photoshop is shit m8.
>>692331660
Yeah huntington. Live about 1 mile from marshall campus. I love it here.
>>692330396
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
>>692331358
>>692331151
>>692331657
>>692331819
very rude
>>692331913
I assume everyone scans their driver's license to access /b/. Therefore she must be 18.
>>692331088
>>692332164
m'faggboy
>>692332270
>>692331088
>>692332334
>>692332270
>>692331088
>>692331215
I demand you stop this incessant needless faggotry at once.
>>692332164
>>692332164
Post another Timestamp, your first one was Photoshop.
>>692330396
They ask OP to show them their boobs
>>692332405
no. u
>>692332267
>>692330396
Enjoy slow days while you can. You're probably too young to worry about real life stuff, like job, bills, kids education, mortgage, etc. So, enjoy your slow days. Those are the best days of your life.
So, people say I'm pretty motivated and dedicated to certain things. I have never considered myself that way, I just figure out what needs to be done in order to get what I want and if I'm willing to go that far.
My problem is I'm not very creative. It's coming up with things to do in the first place.
>>692332164
holy shit that was gay. im inclined to say bait
If you are borde you could cam up on TOG, i'm sure you gonna have some fun with the anons there.
White knights White knights White knights White knights White knights White knights
>>692331602
Ps4? Gamertag?
>>692332641
try reclining,
>>692332502
No, you.
>>692331602
das right boi
>>692332164
How is your armor Sir white night? Still getting pegged by a Taiwanese transexual with herpies?
>>692332787
Know; yew
>>692330396
add me on kik
>>692332847
Nay, jew.
>>692332554
>slow days, best days of your life.
Holy fuck your quite the looser anon
>>692331810
Yeah, we have 89 acres with nice trails and ponds to fish in, just that the weather has been rainy this week. I live 40 minutes away from town. Always have to leave my phone in the window for service.
>>692331924
Sorry to hear... did you do well on the exams? Lol
>>692332067
How old are you? Maybe you can help me out with the area lol
Fapping is SO dis interesting, and instagram.com/brandibanana probably shouldn't have said this but whatever, this is like my second day on here
>>692332164
Kek for the white knight
>>692331579
easy. go ride that quad.. go do some bushcraft / hike through the woods.. build a shelter / fire and practice your skillz. your lucky to have property.. sure beats growing up in poverty in some ghetto, be grateful for what you have
>>692330396
How about another timestamp OP, this one is not real.
>>692332554
Thank you, I'm sort of worried bout college. Isn't that like the first step towards... adulting?
>>692332597
Sorry OP here, I have bad internet. Well, people have said the same of me and I guess I'm creative... I just get in these moods where I put myself down and it's unbearable
>>692333246
Trust me, all that you listed there has happened countless times! Just gets lonely
>>692333333
heh
>>692333333
>>692333034
damn that's a lotta land. We only lived 5 minutes from town but not like it mattered when I didn't have a car. Our street sucked too, just a narrow road with a giant hill in the middle that was impossible to pedal up.
Been spending the whole day studying for my final this evening. So yeah, my day has been dragging on. Prolly the nerves.
>>692330396
I don't see any tits... Get them out you whore!
>>692333434
tits or gtfo
>>692330396
Where do you live OP?
>>692333338
it is real
>>692333034
>instagram.com/brandibanana
Nice cats
>>692333752
>>692333724
That timestamp is Photoshop, have another look.
>>692333434
I used to put myself down all the time. Sadly I wish I could offer you more advice but it is something that gets better with time. A little bit of experience goes a long way, and unfortunately it doesn't come quick, and it's usually kinda painful.
>>692333767
just get her ip anon
>>692333833
How about you take another then.
>>692333338
>>692333890
I was going to ask first anyway.
>>692330396
i usually open the windows and let fresh air flood the room (if it´s not too hot) - then i get myself some coffee and fire up my hifi blasting some uplifting music while lying in bed chatting with friends over WA or i work a bit on my music if i got enough motivation - success/progress in music making is a very good motivator because it makes me happy
>>692332446
>>692332641
>>692332843
>>692333043
Are you guys really this new? how have ya'll not seen that pasta
>>692332164
kek
>>692333034
nope. also we're losing this game, RIP
>>692333956
not op faggot
newfags dont reconize copy pasta
>>692330396
Tits or gtfo, you know the fucking rules.
>>692334077
so I can't post a meme to a copy, fuck off
>>692334142
Maybe OP would see it scrolling, it's faster to replay than to go to the top.
>>692334056
"she" probably isn't that autistic
>>692330396
Why not finishing your drawing first? Put some music, smoke a doob and let your creativity speak
since you are a girl why don't you go play with your pussy?
If I had a pussy I would fuck guys for money and drive a Porsche within days
>>692333604
Yeah, I used to bike... not anymore
>>692333712
Just take small breaks often, don't want to overload yourself
>>692333852
Thanks! Got a camera for my birthday the other year and I'm obsessed... not too much to photograph besides them :)
>>692333887
Well, I really like helping people and I don't think it's just a distraction. But maybe. When I help people I don't feel selfish. My biggest fault is feeling selfish, it's awful
>>692334151
>>692334250
my brain hurts from reading this
>>692333034
Obviously this girl isn't really OP
>go to the instagram posted
>"god is our refuge blah blah blah"
>this girl is hanging on /b/
Sureeee
>>692334375
>>692334022
Cool, sorry, I thought it was fake. I was wrong.
>>692330396
I think you need to masturbate on cam for us, that will relieve whatever tension you have and make the time go by faster.
>>692333434
we have 33 acres in PA, near pittsburgh.. where u at op ( what state ? ), you're cute and i'd keep you company.. sounds like you need a BF lol
>>692334427
Don't try to communicate with it. Hopefully it'll go away, oi.
>>692334509
this
>>692330396
TITS OR GTFO
Fuck your life OP i just want to see your dick man c'mon throw a nigga a bone
can someone get her ip
>>692330396
So OP, your really religious, why are you here?
>>692334389
I read something about that once. Had to do with the difference between being a caretaker and a caregiver. One gives because they feel the need to and it makes them feel better. The other gives when he sees someone in genuine need.
It's a delicate balance though, you gotta look out for other people in this world still, can't all be about you.
go ride that 4 wheeler around
>>692334586
>>692334789
What info do you need?
OP Why are you a hipster faggot
>>692334594
>>692334708
This, make this thread actually interesting
>>692334886
no need to tell
>>692334886
'Can someone get her ip?
>What info do you need?
>>692334509
shame on you sir for suggesting such a turpid act to a fair maiden!
FUCKING FAKE IS A SUMMER FAG TRYING TO BE A GIRL - SUMMER FAG IS A GAY PUSSY
>>692334062
Thanks, I like music, too.
>>692334369
I haven't smoked weed in 8 months lol
>>692334438
I told you this is my second day on here... I think my friends and I found this site in 8th grade? Should I take a selfie timestamp? I think my friends were stupid and put our school name on here and someone from /b/ sent a bomb threat, got us out of school for a week
>>692334586
I said WV, just got out of a relationship not wanting that again
>>692334822
Well, just because I believe in God doesn't mean I can't surf the web. I guess it means I shouldn't be as desensitized as I am... but, I pray about that
>>692334846
Yeah, exactly
>>692334997
Sorry
>>692334594
oi vey, let us pray that it does
:o The amount of new/summerfags in this thread...
>>692330396
The hope that some day someone will love me
when i'm board i twerk on younow
This thread is so boring, no tits or anything. Why in the fuck did OP even make a timestamp if she was going to ask people about their day? The only reason to do that is to get a rise out of someone.
>>692335116
Yup.. Op is already bored of playing/talking with his cats, bugger got lonely and needed some other type of attention other than his cats. Poor thing.
>>692335248
/b/ attracts the most, which is why i browse /x/
>>692335365
some of us are more interested in a lady's character than the fleeting pleasures her mere earthly body can afford. No wonder you are a virgin, sir
>>692335248
Where have you been? The whole of /b/ is like this. White knights and newnigs cancer who won't enforce the rules.
>>692335120
>>692335120
ah, WV, didn't see .. too bad.. well don't let one bad relationship convince you we're all bad.. good luck op. pic related, me..
>>692330396
You know it's summer when it takes to the 14th post to tell this stupid bitch for tits or to get the fuck off
ITT newfags calling eachother newfags, and OP is really a dude on the other side of the screen being pathetic
>>692330396
some programming (openGL), played muh geymz (CoJ: Gunslinger, Life is Strange) and went to shop (bought strawberries, pretty good). yesterday finished uni exams so finally i have time to do nothing.
mainly programming in my free time
>inb4 go back to /v/
>inb4 go back to /g/
>>692335412
Should have taken a more flattering picture but I'm over it
>>692335512
Oop, here you dropped your fedora sir. Did you want some doritos btw?
>>692331579
you cut off the part about my magnificent poop. Why?
>>692330396
I Iike to Ass Rape a femanon, with time stamp.
>>692335120
Yes. Take a selfie with a timestamp. Also try and have your tits out
>>692335634
Do you study cs?
>>692335771
Wtf is this? shoe on head you faggot do at least that
Summertime the thread.
>kill yourselves faggots
>>692335771
Get your nails done
>>692335887
yup. computer graphics programming and game dev
>>692335512
Why did she post her face? She could have just said, "Anon here, blah, blah, ect" The only reasons femanons time stamp is to prove it's really their tits in that kind of thread. This is just an attention seeker, that's the only reason this thread has post.
>>692335771
What is the purpose of this thread OP? It is boring.
>>692335512
You must not have heard many women talk about their day. It's literally all they do.
>>692335784
Heh heh, why I typically do not partake in such trivial victuals, however if you are in truth offering ones of the Cool Ranch variety then I am inclined to accept your offer.
>>692335819
Lol it's cool, really, I mean I think it's proven that every person enjoys the smell of their own poop? I hear enough about it from my brother, now he's moved out. Never thought I'd miss his weird stories
God this post is depressing, I'll go now, thanks for the chat guys, I guess I'll finish this drawing and it'll be up on my page soon, hopefully
>>692335771
What's your snapchat OP?
>>692333025
No i am NOT!
4chan is no board for losers.
I am a winner, like you and all the others on 4chan.
>>692336105
This anon gets it
>>692335771
Tits or gtfo u slimball
>>692335771
Are you really THAT desperate for attention, that you visit /b/? ayyy lmao
>>692335771
shoe on head.
>>692335771
you look like my buddy matt
>>692330396
If the day is going by too slowly, I either get drunk or take naps, or both.
>>692336131
agreed. she's a prude doubt she's ever played sexy for guys before. probably a virgin too. might as well be talking to a dude.
>>692336258
Bye cute girl :(
Holy shit I hate using the word, but /b/ really is full of normies now.
How about some titties attention whore
>>692335120
what kind of music do you like?
i mainly listen to electronic music mostly but more often than a few years ago i listen to classic/indie or alternative rock and i really find much pleasure in it!
pic related (but not from now)
>>692335771
put a shoe on your head, I know you can't, why am I even asking?
>>692335771
Hey sunshine, what do you intend to do with your life?
>>692330396
They tits or gtfo
>>692333025
Real 4chaner
>>692336316
Summerfag want to be edgelord
>lurk moar
>>692330396
Poor shooop
>>692330396
I'd like to see a better picture of that drawing
>>692336261
Everything's brandibanana
>>692336536
Just message me I guess, I'm never doing this again. Maybe I'll make a friend from it
>>692336258
I won this round, figgits.
None of you have ever been so Alfa as to charm a girl talking about your midday poop. Fuck off beta cucks
>>692336258
Thank god, please don't ever come back you're a degenerate attention seeking little slut, no one appreciates your kind, and if anyone says otherwise they're a horny 16y/o whiteknighting wanting to get in your pants, kys already.
What I do when I feel bored?
I start swinging my swords
Rhyming like a bitch ass nigga
So I can feel a bit bigger
Yeah
>>692330396
Is your name Kassia, by chance?
>>692336837
Why not? Have a bad time?
>>692336893
this.
suck on your fat PUSSY
>>692336837
>I'm never doing this again
Good idea, Get the fuck out you attention seeking cunt who doesn't follow the rules.
>>692330396
should i beat off now or wait until much later tonight to fuck my girlfriend? Im pretty fucking horny.
>>692335771
retarded or just incredibly naive
>>692330396
Masturbate, run, and work out.
Then eat and sleep or play vidya for the remainder of the day.
>>692332164
> 4. People don't like me even though I work so hard to make them like me.
> 5. I've been caught jerking off to pictures of people I know.
>>692336570
not op
which electro do you like? not sure if electro, but i listen to: go dark, fucking werewolf asso, M|O|O|N, Sexy Suicide, some electro swing (parov stelar, caravan palace), and a little of dubstep
>>692330396
>>692334022
>>692335771
So your a guy right? Man face, jaw and chin, and man hands. Can we see those tits and penis?
>>692336837
your prom date looks like a little turd. you're really pretty though.
Been spending the day doing a mix of drawing, browsing /b/, playing Overwatch, and fapping. The entire day has been set to a soundtrack of Tyler, the Creator.
I'm too tired to go and skate with my friends, so I'm in basically the same boat as you.
>>692332164
>I'm Brian
>xD
>>692337220
So you're illiterate right?
>>692336546
true
>>692335771
You have a nice quality camera, would produce good nudes
You should do it
SPIDERMAN? WHERE ARE YOU SPIDERMAN WE NEED YOU!
>>692335771
wtf is this, fuck man, why so normal, i don't get it.
like serieusly man, wtf is going on here? why is she so normal? why is she on here? wtffff i''m just fuckin....blown away by this situation man
>>692337397
>Implying literacy is important on the web when you're anonymous
if we can understand there's no need, stop being a fucking jew, u faggot
>>692332164
So much summer in one thread...
>kys nigger
>>692337622
>>692336837
Are you feeling lonely? Seems like it. Talk to some friends.
Im from Poland. Just you need vodka. Wódka zawsze pomaga :)
>>692337715
YAAAAAAS! I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON U
>>692337397
I can read, most traps lie about it though.
>>692337642
confused newfag
>>692333034
> Fapping is SO dis interesting
Then you're not doing it correctly. Allow me to demonstrate.
>>692335771
why would you ask you boring questions HERE?
Go cuddle your stuffy and gtfo
>>692337684
Baiting the baiter
>>692331215
I bet you spend you're free time correcting errors on Facebook.
>Casting my line
>mfw this thread
>>692337178
i used to listen to electro years back, but once i discovered the giant universe of trance-music i ditched all other genres (almost totally) and dug into the melodic heaven of electronic music
i know parov stelar, he´s from austria too - has some cool tunes - makes you dance always!
>>692337749
Are you feeling lonely? Seems like it. Talk to some friends.
>>692336684
"Real 4channer's" bitch.
Cockrider...
>>692337772
tru
>>692337817
maybe oldfag in disguise, because boring shit
Where is OP from?
>>692337907
yes, his songs are amazing. lilja bloom does good too
>>692337858
A classic tactic if I do say so myself.
>>692330396
OP, what are you doing on this site?
You're a cute, pretty, young girl, you can do better than this....
We'd love to have you here, though
>>692335771
AYY LMAO CHEESE PIZZAAAA
>>692337642
Sure you haven't.
>>692337817
i am not the newfag here, loser.
LSD
>>692337907
Ieaaaah man thats the real electronic, only trance but now all the electronic is so shitty, theyre so few that make real music
>>692337794
It's spelt "you're" not "your"
>>692332164
Fucking normies
>>692336684
The "I'm 2 weeks on 4chan and say summerfag to other anons"
>>692331431
Mfw Aryans were Mediterranean brownies during the times when Mesopotamia was relevant. Oh you mean Hitler's "Aryans", the one's that have their magical blonde hair and blue eyes, those are called, and forgive me if the word isn't as short and easy to understand as the catchy "Aryan Race", Caucasian.
>>692338494
this
>>692338235
suck my big penis
>>692338176
USA Pennsylvania.
32a bra
7.5 womans shoe
5'2 tall
106
19
>>692338583
It's "spelt" it can be spelt both ways, It's how it's used, dipshit. stop being a jew you fucking faggot
>>692335771
underage b&
>>692338727
Height and weight are correct
>>692338727
no pic, you could be anyone :)
ok let the thread die now, the retarded girl got maybe a new beta whiteknight follower or two, she got what she came for.
>>333333
>>692338685
That's a very poor understanding of evolution, sandnigger.
>>692338727
Do you get bored often?
And do you also feel lonely?
>>692333333
>>692338583
What are you talking about retard?
>>692335771
not gonna lie, thought you were holding a maxi pad
>>692336857
You've found your only strength! Now exploit the fuck out if it!
Christ almighty we need moot
>>692338640
Mein nigger
>>692338905
I got "eye" as a best guess lol
>>692330396
>>692333833
Explain what you did pls
>>692332164
so many falling for bait. too good
>>692338398
>>692338338
>>692338082
>>692337817
honestly, i was a bit confsed and overreacted really just a little bit.
i wasn't even thinking about bait or anything. it's just a game you made up in your head because we're all a bit paranoid arn't we.
ps: i'm not really new nor old, about 2 years on this site i guess
>>692339274
moots a tumblr cuck now. Fuck him.
>>692339294
Heil mein freund!
>>692332164
>nobody can tell this is bait
>>692330396
I love writing a line through my zeros. Just feels nice.
>>692339520
>Been on here 2years
>Isn't new
Kys newfag.
>>692338579
sounds cheesy but trance is my life, gives me so much energy whenever i need it.
i got tunes for all moods - love the versatility
>>692338908
Humm, I bet your a small B in bra.
you're 18 or 20
From the midwest, to the East.
Have self esteem issues
If your foot is any larger than a 8.5 in woman's your going to get taller.
>>692339747
You just admitted to being a newfag
Jfc
Someone dump her Tumblr for when she's forced to delete it to escape harassment.
>>692338851
>t's "spelt" it can be spelt both ways,
Only by retards like the ones that pronounce forte as FORTAY. Fuckin douchebags fucking up an already fucked up language.
Spelled vs. spelt
In American English, spelt primarily refers to the hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe, and the verb spell makes spelled in the past tense and as a past participle. In all other main varieties of English, spelt and spelled both work as the past tense and past participle of spell, at least where spell means to form words letter by letter or (with out) to make clear. Outside the U.S., the two forms are interchangeable in these uses, and both are common.
But when spell carries the sense to temporarily relieve (someone) from work, spelled is the preferred form throughout the English-speaking world. This is a minor point, though, as this sense of spell is rarely used outside the U.S., where it is most common.
>>692338978
>calling human history from the past ~2500 years evolution
>>692335771
Sometimes I wonder how these type of girls end up on /b/
>>692339640
Habt ihr nix zu tun? Müsstet ihr nicht gerade ein Flüchtlingsheim anzünden? :)
>>692332164
Nice copypasta
>>692338995
No, no, mine where facts.
>>692339971
It's note noodles bro
>>692339731
>you cant tell the replies were bait
>>692339881
too much work, her ugly face is not worth the effort.
>>692339747
fgticantriforcetheshitoutofyousoyoubetterwatchoutyoulilcuntyouhavenoideawhativebeentroughonthissiteyouhavn'tseenhalftheshitiveseenlilboianddontthinkyourbetterthenmebcouseihaveadegreeinswaggingonyouniggasbigloveuncledave
*lil kiss*
>>692339792
Old-balls raver and trance DJ here. That's all, just posting that I'm here and I saw what you posted.
>>692330396
>>692339892
Evolution is a constant process, you triple nigger.
>>692330396
>>692330396
Nice owl OP
It is slow today. Shit it's only 4:00 here in Ohio.
>>692340163
> her ugly face
Do you even know what ugly is? Leave your basement and look around the world. Then come back and tell me
>>692330744
Jealous. Mine was hot and rancid with solid pieces like nuts or something stuck in my asshole.
>>692332164
this is bait you fucking newfags
>>692338727
Hey, I live in PA. Area code?
>>692334375
>mfw this guy wants to get fucked by guys
>mfw he wouldnt webcam and make loads more like a straight guy
>mfw
>>692340294
>>692339901
Some guy convinces them to parade in front of the autists for some things called keks and trips.
>>692340381
Not OP, but 484
Show your draws lady
>>692340294
Woahhhh woaah, take it easy whiteknight no one is getting in her panties today she didn't even put her shoe on her head. But seriously though she is pretty fucking ugly now killyourself you berrypicking whiteknight faggot
>>692340381
How do you know it is OP? How does it feel to be a summerfag?
>>692339901
a stupid newfag tells her about it thinking he's being trendy and cool, she thinks it's just a website where other betas like her friendzoned friend chill, so she uses it to her advantage to gain new followers for her instagram and snap chat
