Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692323833
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>692328692
i'm okay
nigers
roll
I prefer calling the grill mommy
>ill never understand the appeal behind blow jobs
>Hamakaze claimed
>>692328773
Fuck you tripfag I don't like your post
loli rape
>>692328708
Well, apparently they've start motion capping, so maybe September or October? RTX happened recently so we might have some more news about it.
>>692328915
>Appeal behind blowjobs
Whats not to get?
claim
Dio-sama...
>>692328915
Unthinkable.
>>692328971
mugi
Oshino Shinobu claimed
Yo
>claiming yume
>>692328971
Lil' Karen.
>>692328915
>I'll never understand the appeal of blow jobs
Explain yourself.
I fully expect esdeath to become an irl Norman Bates
>>692328614
Good.
Its ok, I'm a fag.
>>692329046
Are you saying I'm Mugi?
>>692328497
>
I've seen claims of tomoko and seen it spoken of here and there, from what I can tell it's not the most exciting anime but what exactly turns you off about the show?
>>692329035
I want my daily dose of blog
>>692328914
roll o'o'o'
>>692329097
discount azusa
>>692328971
Lewd' Karen
Shigure forever
>>692329172
So am I.
>If I had looked a little closer I probably could've guessed it
>>692328838
Good to hear. Done anything of interest today?
>>692329195
Main thing would be the cringy humour.
However, it was pretty relatable, I'll give it that.
>Jeanne claimed.
Repost/ Xpost.
Elizabeth. Especially if she smokes and calls me Daddy.
>>692328822
To each their own Anon. To each their own.
>>692328692
:-)
Tenryuu claimed
Why haven't you guys killed yourselves yet?
>>692329139
>>692329368
not really
>>692329179
Ay yo mang what's really good
>>692329179
qt 22/7
>>692329271
roll
>>692329440
I want to winess the day you stop being a faggot
>>692329440
>>692329231
I'm not doing anything.
Like nothing.
I watched some eyes of heaven videos, but except for that I'm not doing anything.
>>692329440
gotta live through Anime Expo, lol
>>692329440
Eat 10 dicks (at once)
>>692329067
Rolling
>>692329669
Please do.
I need my dose.
Play something.
>>692329360
Which one was yours? Was it the one with a planet to the right side?
>>692329034
>>692329158
well seeing a girl with a dick in her mouth just is not my thing. second it seems like the girl is in a submissive position also not my thing. its mostly just my warped opinion dont worry their is more than enough blowjob pics for you guys
>>692329160
nah im a nice guy
>>692329453
THANKS LIL' KAREN
>>692328915
w8 wot
>>692329545
>>692329522
>>692329271
>>692329139
>>692329453
:^)
>>692329440
I'm a pussy.
>>692329765
Yeah, but I have like 20 space pictures it goes through.
>>692329602
Ok, now i want to witness the day where you can write a correct sentence.
>>692329649
>because reasons
>>692329675
It's a good goal
>>692329712
I refuse
>>692329819
No shit
>>692329792
NICE BODY, GIRLIE! 8^)
>>692329763
Then I'll play darkest dungeon and send 4 random fucks to a boss run.
>>692329966
name characters after waifus, we'll see who survives longest
>>692329771
I mean I like a little fem dom but sometimes I am feeling like I wanna be the one in control. Fair enough man we all have our own tastes
>>692329966
Good.
I'm waiting,
And I'm masturbating at that pic.
What skills does your waifu have?
>>692329453
>Not even on it.
>>692329465
Huh, same here, just more of the daily grind.
>>692329771
>nah im a nice guy
Oh we know.
>>692330148
>Guitar.
>11/10 cuteness.
>>692330148
Murder, ice cream making, probably sewing, the ability to change clothing, hair and eye colour at will, can teleport. The normal stuff.
>>692329792
Use this next time.
>>692330148
Writing music
Piano
>>692330148
Breaking hearts and smoking darts
what are you guys all up to?
>>692329926
Nice.
>>692330148
She's a rouge that specializes in stealth take downs.
>>692329939
Ok.
That was a correct sentence.
Mobiltippen lutscht halt, es hat bloß ein Buchstabe gefehlt, das ist noch eine gute Quote.
>>692327991
>>692330354
>writing
composing is a much better word
claim la claimed
>>692329819
did you switch waifus?
>>692330148
she's a god
>>692330148
control time, create clones, cause nuclear scale explosions, eat people to extend her life, and a few other things
>>692329819
fuck off fake karen
>>692329545
rool
>>692330148
>being a qt maid
>can get anything you need
what else do you need?
>>692330465
>>692329993
Hi :3
>>692330533
I need you :(
roll
>>692330148
Cooking.
>>692330404
It's nice.
>>692330148
She has the power to destroy anything in her path, she can create evil familiars to do as she wishes and she can also....steel my heart.
>>692330465
>>692330243
thats good
>>692329771
Fair enough everyone has their different kinks and what not. Sometimes it just doesn't do it for people. Doesn't stop the fact that that's fucking uncanny but it's coming from you so what did I expect.
>>692329939
>I refuse
Literally no fun, German.
>>692330505
>switch waifus
I never had a waifu. Karen is my little sister and will always be.
Posting other images/characters won't change that.
How are you doing qt
>>692330533
Pinko why
>>692329368
relatable would be a good way to it, yes.
>>692328380 (excellence)
Sorry I was on my phone and apparantly it didn't post.
I hope you make it and how long will you be training until you're a fully fledged fireman?
>>692330794
why did you post lewds of your little sister?
roll
>>692330148
She is crazy good at killing things, also has a catlike ability to survive impossible falls like jumping off a 10 story building.
>>692331013
Incest = Wincest
>>692330700
>she has the power of autistic weaboo fagotry
>>692331118
Fucking fight me
>>692330105
well unfortunately for me my submissiveness cant turn off the switch is stuck on submissive it is broken i think
>>692330148
what skills doesn't she have?
>>692330243
i try
>>692331013
It was against my will.
The gets cannot be stopped Konachan
Trips, Quads and then sexts.
>>692330148
Stitching and Sewing. It's actually the meaning behind her name
.>>692330342
Thanks Lil' Karen!
Shout out to all the 'skilled' waifus :3
>>692329771
>nah im a nice guy
Just saying, so was he.
>>692331304
>>692330552
Heyo, Kyouko.
>>692330735
Ananas, haven't seen you in a while.
Everything going well for you?
>>692331233
>>692329952
I want to stuff my face in her butt
Rory-sama claimed
The best waifus are into kitten play <3
Taiga Aisaka has been claimed :^)
Glad to see that everybody has forgotten about hand-cancer.
>>692330806
When she ordered the buger, hit a little too close to home.
>>692330745
Fish, would you consider making a Steam account?
>>692331118
Just like me in real life.
claimed
>>692331494
More or less. Work is going ok. Save for one old salty bastard who basically cried when I used a pallet jack that was "his."
Haven't got my first check yet tho. You?
>>692331248
How is it to be submissive all the time? Ever met a chick who is super dom over you??
>>692331526
Its no match for my shield.
>>692331689
i don't see why
>>692330148
she can keep a home well cared for, clean and cook. Ui once hit a home run on her first try at a batting cage and is skilled with a guitar after a few days practice..
>eto
>>692331671
cute
>>692331676
literally who?
>>692331768
>fighting Kurumi
You should really not her "abilities" are kinda op
>>692331768
Your shield has no power here
>>692329160
My cinema culture isn't too big but this is one of my favourite movies.
>>692330928
Wonderfulness.
Yeah I hope so too, its several months and its 8 hours a day 5 days a week so it'll pretty much be like I got a job, I don't know exactly how long it lasts but I can look that up.
>>692331843
Well, you can PM all the waifus here.
Also I have something for you.
>>692331768
it kinda sucks to be honest its hard to find a domme in a sea of submissive girls. on top of that im not the best at talking with women and im a autistic kisses virgin so that does not help lol
>>692332010
Personally I can't get past the age, I don't dislike it and I respect it but it's not the kind of movie I like.
>>692330148
She's quick to learn (certain things, anyway), is one of the strongest beings in her world, can form a bond that goes deeper than a ring and a piece of paper, she lifts and is great at funerals.
>>692332124
Do you know if it's mostly physical training or if there's a lot of classroom education?
>>692331972
Pffffft maybe for you but Rikka has some tricks up her sleeve
>>692331974
I..uh...fuck..
>>692332157
Eh thats maybe true, ever try looking online???
>>692331768
That' adorable
>>692332157
clearly the type of woman you want would start the conversation
>Good luck being an actual cuck
>>692332609
>Adorable
Its suppose to be frightening, fear me!
>Rikka
>>692329749
>>692330735
good taste detected
>>692331689
>>692331689
>doppio
I think back to the first episode of NHK when Satou is rehearsing his lines of applying for a part-time job on his way to the workplace for some reason.
>>692331662
No Yuudachi for me poi
>>692331760
I'm glad to hear it isn't too terrible. It's most likely exhausting, though.
>cried when I used a pallet jack that was "his."
Pay no mind to him, keep focused on work.
How long until you get your first check, by the way?
Ah, I've been ok-ish. I could really use a few weeks off right now, this is gradually getting stressing.
>>692332522
fish
>>692332942
>what is doppio?
NHK was also extremely relatable for me.
>feelsbadman
>>692332522
For me?
>>692332586
I have but I dont rely want a casual hook up would be nice to have a long term
>>692332609
>cuckholds
gross im into femdom im into some other weird shit but cuckhold is gross if a guy fucked my grill I would not be happy
>hopefully my grill will be strong enough to not let that happen
>>692331466
Adorable!
>>692331676
Who?
>>692332990
>>692333196
>>692333303
fish
>>692333259
ok i'll do it later
>>692332466
Looked it up and its about 4 months long.
Its both, when I was going through my basic EMT course there were some guys going through fire academy as well.
>>692333196
Lebro
Well I realised that my hero roster was fucking horrible and I only had 11 heroes, so I just took 4 of my 5 lvl 5 heroes and went on a necromancer lord boss run, fucking retarded ass me took a Jester in it wich is the worst fucking thing anyone can do with a Jester. His bleed abilities were fucking useless and I even had a dice that lets him get bigger bleed chances. So I just placed him in the front and had him spam his stabbing ability that he constantly missed and even though he was a metric shit ton of dodges he wouldn't dodge the one ability that dealt 24 damage and made him go to 1 hp then I though to myself "Fuck that stupid ass gay shit I never even wanted to do this" and I just ran away from the quest like a big pussy. Thus with no gold and a bunch of stressed out lvl 5 heroes and a bunch of lvl 4 and lvl 3 who can't even have a good team comp together I decided to take 4 trash lvl 1 heores and do a short easy quest to gain a bit of gold, it was boring as shit and now I don't wanna play Darkest dungeon I mean what the fuck man I could've been watching boring as fuck videos but instead I was stuck to realise that my roster was pure shit. By the way aren,t crusaders fucking useless? Men at arm and Lepers are fucking better, Men at arms got more damage, better tankyness and better abilities, Lepers are not the tankiest tanks but they deal a metric shit ton of damage like it's fucking nothing. If you pair him up with a plague doctor's buff ability it's pretty much GG. What the fuck does a Crusader have? Fucking nothing, no damage with a % damage bonus ability on unholy enemies, but 5251252% of nothing is still nothing so fuck you Crusader I hope you fucking die in a hole, you were supposed to be a sexy holy knight that delivers sweet justice but you ended up being a fucking disapointment what the fuck fuck you you fucking trash class.
>>692332330
The age makes it better for me.
>3D is almost always trash
I guess I have to re-marry from Elizabeth, though I'd disagree with her trashness.
I'm gonna have to think on this.
>>692333494
>>692333515
>just ran away from the quest like a big pussy
It's understendable.
>Crusader
Yes, they are shit and he steals like a retard he is.
Thanks for the dose, I've read it all. Good quality.
>>692333494
Chef bro
How are you doing?
>>692332774
sorry kid, bot a chance
>>692333266
Depending on how dominant you want her to be, it can be inevitable
most girls want a Chad
>>692333266
Fair enough, I hope you find your domm girl one day
>>692334049
Dahhh you bitch
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>>692334049
yeah i know im defiantly not a chad its ok i have a contingency plan for if i get to 28 years old
>>692334255
i hope so too
Claimed!
Pyrrha Nikos, amazing warrior and sweetest soul.
>>692334611
Her death made me laugh.
>>692333517
You really are pretentious.
I mean mroe some of the tropes/styles that I'm thankful for being gone. Something like John Carpenter hits the golden era with refined cinematography and technology while not being the modern cgi fest/shit horror.
>>692333416
That's the solid way of doing it, hope some of the people you talked to gave you some tips.
>>692333259
>>692333259
you have watched this much too long ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcQFBdLNvZU
>NHK
what exactly was relatable about it to you, curious
>>692333112
Basically what I did. I get paid tomorrow morning. Caaaant wait to spend it on dr-bills.
Well I'm sure you can make it. Don't neglect sleep sleep. Just because you can stay up doesn't mean you should. Remember to look out for number 1, then the rest.
QOTT: who is the strangest and most unstable waifu anon
>>692334255
<3
>>692334573
Become a wizard?
>>692334611
>And very, very dead
>>692334858
Erm, everything Satou was.
A jobless, depressed shut-in.
>>692335026
not exactly how old is wizard again?
>>692335024
me
>>692332887
She's pretty great.
>>692334422
inb4 DDos
>>692335026
"For it is in passing that we achieve immortality. Through this, we become a paragon of virtue and glory to rise above all. Infinite in distance and unbound by death, I release your soul, and by my shoulder, protect thee."
>>692335024
Karen dude seriously he's a fucking weirdo