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>>692324058
>>692324211
I do the same thing
>>692324211
Honestly, if I was using an escalator in China, I'd do this too.
>>692324653
She must give some nice head with that tongue
>>692324865
source?
>>692324058
I was aware this was a cringe thread holy hell
>>692324499
>that little smack on the head with the bucket
What the hell is the story on this? It seems like a daily occurrence there.
>>692324865
wat...
>>692325275
It's just hot water the guy who got splashed was being a jackass and refused to leave
>>692325275
Co-worker feud. He pours boiling water on his foe.
It was super effective.
>>692324865
Somewhere in England...
>>692325606
Looks like a prank on some game show that aired on Nickelodeon.
>>692324865
What the fuck?
>>692325532
Minecraft irl
![avgn_s_what_face_by_theinvertedshadow-d6lupfh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5ROdCLt.jpg "avgn_s_what_face_by_theinvertedshadow-d6lupfh[1].jpg")
>>692325786
WTALF?!
>>692324058
Why is this saved on your computer.
Just why OP.
>>692324367
>I SLIPPED AND FELL
>>692325386
satisfying and disgusting.
>>692326132
Like this.
>>692324211
explain?
>>692324211
Do people seriously have to check these things some places? Shouldn't you be put to death if you installed one of these wrong?
>>692324058
fuck happened to that
>>692325606
"You blew up my house?!!"
"it is just a prank bro, chill"
>>692325948
lolwat
>>692326367
sometimes, it caves in and eats your soul
>>692326367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcpjOIH7bG4
>>692326385
You should but welcome to china:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37b_1438138760
>>692326428
Aliens and Nerve gas.
>>692326066
i hate it when stuff is not getting clean in the first run
>>692324797
that doesnt look too comfy
>>692326385
feast your eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Yn_tfRTw8
>>692324797
That is the cutest thing ever
>>692324367
>>692326132
One in a million chance doc
one in a million
>>692324058
>>692324750
believe it or not that's more or less the right thing to do. He slammed his finger somehow, the blood got trapped under his nail, lots of waste that your body cant get rid of. Heat up a needle though and push it in just a bit at a time, then let the puss fly.
This is a British man protesting mass muslim immigration in front of the Brexit.
>>692324865
is this the start of a good movie?
>>692324211
It's like the old Dungeons & Dragons where you would prod ahead for traps
>>692324653
so hard right now
>>692324367
The face when they remove it
>>692326428
I'm gonna need sauce on this one
>>692326066
not racist at all!
>>692325532
Sauce of full vid Anon?
>>692325532
>Living like a nigger in Africa is a hobby
It's pretty bad when your highest level of technology is just there for someone's enjoyment.
Is the filename swedish? Saved it from here.
>>692325606
When Walter White gets lazy
>>692325786
>>692325918
Mouthbreathers.
>>692324367
The things people put in their asses...
>>692327221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE
>>692327254
>>692325948
Magneto hates trains
>>692327429
10/10 filename
>>692326051
I slipped and fell
>>692326595
5gum
>>692326549
they tried to pump the oil out but there was no oil---implosion
>>692326051
>pica
>>692324058
>>692327541
You can just tell that he does not want to grab the penis at all.
>>692324058
thats the worst thing ive ever seen
>>692325898
She is lovely. Even when she pees accidentally.
>>692326982
Who is this? I've this about 5 times now
>>692327582
What the actual living fuck happened to this poor guy, Jesus, he seems so calm about it also.
>>692324797
Does not look very safe, it would be so easy to kill it, it's basically trapped itself.
>>692325786
I would like to see his hat collection
>>692327248
can you post a link so i can se the video
>>692327187
It's not racist. you're just a simple minded knee jerk fuck head that can't think for yourself. People have different skin colors, grow the fuck up.
>>692324211
after the one webm from here, from the asian mother witch was killed by some of these stairs, i do the same. (from germany i am)
>>692327781
How did she get inside in the first place?
>>692327777
wow those quads
>>692327716
Anzujaamu
>>692324865
Hogwarts?
I think there is some sort of docking device with a valve in the bottom that refills them.
>>692327254
What do you call this mental illness? Is it OCD or tourette syndrome?
>>692324058
Worms.....Alive worms in the dick......
>>692327781
Americans..
>>692324058
Didn't you say non-porn?
>>692327819
They're so cute when they're young and bad at everything.
>>692327716
>I've this about 5 times now
I've accidentally that about 7 times now
>>692327254
wat
>>692327806
what animal would kill a "marder"(german)
>>692324058
Another day, another day with no regrets I declined the medical profession.
>>692324211
Goddamn it just introduce some engineering and quality standards like the rest of the civilized world. Cut the chink.
>>692328088
Lice.
>>692327371
Thanks.
>>692327963
>can't stand anime
>can't stop fucking anime girls
>>692325532
filename should be
Whitepeople
>>692328300
Her whole school must have been shut down just because of her.
>>692326704
brandi love ?
>>692327697
oh really? i tought his yellow helmet was the joke
>>692328377
Go back to Twitter.
>>692324653
Tahm Kench
>>692328396
That's a lot of money down the drain. Hopefully it wasn't on purpose.
>>692327582
He's probably homeless. This guy got an injury on his head, he didn't get it treated properly, and he let it fester. It might not have been a big injury to begin with, just a dirty one. It got infected and all the flesh around that spot died. Maggots are seen here being used to clean the wound. They're not dirty if they're not eating garbage, and they only eat dead tissue, leaving the healthy stuff alone. They'll probably try to cover the skull with whatever skin is remaining and hopefully he wont need a skin graft from some other part of his body.
>>692328507
I wonder what the HELL it's even gonna be used for.
>>692324058
fucking niggers and thier diseases...
>>692325786
>Liberalfag detected
>>692326066
I still would not chance fucking it if I were her, still has nigger genes, gets you preggo kid comes out black
>>692324865
Brexit
>>692324653
This arouses me.
>>692328015
I don't know if this is bait or you are stupid.
The sand is being heated, it boils the liquid.
>>692324211
Can somebody post that one where mother saves kid and gets crushed?
>>692324058
>first impression: hmmm probably cancer
>but then DICKWORMS.
What the dick man?!
>>692327228
Lol moron. Probably couldn't even survive in the wildnerness on your own and you're talking shit.
>>692328337
something tells me she won't really have a choice
>>692326385
you can pretty much never be held responsible for the quality of your product in china, which is why its a pain in the ass trading with china
>>692328890
That must feel real good.
>>692328514
I don't have an account. Should I make one?
Is it really any good?
>>692328377
How can you be this stupid? Learn to do something you judgmental idiot.
>>692325386
still don't understand why you would do this
sure, it gets rid of the ingrown nail but that cant be healthy
>>692325948
Best guess. Draining the tank via vacuum and didn't have a breather to equalize pressure. CRUSH.
>>692328428
>implying she goes to school
>>692328015
>docking device with a valve
Through sand? Are you fucking stupid or something? This is Turkish street coffee. You put the grounds and the water in those pots and boil it. The boiling causes the coffee fluid to come to the top so you pour it off. Grounds settle at the bottom.
>>692329059
NO! NO! NO! If i could, i would destroy Twitter, nothing useful or important has come out of it.
>>692327819
>when your mouse sensitivity is set too high
>>692329068
And that's what you get for walking like a dick.
>>692325786
One-Hit-Fred
One hit to the head, and Fred is Dead
not porn...
>>692325532
when a nigger makes a mudhut its only a pile of mud and straw with a cavity inside it,
when a white man makes a mudhut it looks like a small house and has a fucking heating system and a chimney in it
and niggers are supposed to be equal to us
>mfw
>>692325898
This makes me feel questionable feelings.
>>692326066
They played that shit on TV? Goddamn haha. Humanity is getting nowhere fast.
>inb4 extinction
>>692328872
>in need of attention so tries to be aggressive on 4chan
I'm pretty sure you're wallowing in your own self doubt by now. Good luck, champ.
>niggerlover
The guy is American. You can tell by his accent.
>>692328890
What's going on here
>>692327716
you've only 5?
i've this at least 8
>>692329366
>niggerlover
What is this, 1950s Alabama? I didn't even know people still used that as an insult.
>>692326704
The master-Bates Motel
>>692327254
I can only see Safari Man when I look at her face
>>692329536
>non-porn
Follow the rules, nigger
You know, I used to be sacred of escalators when I was a kid but fucking hell mate.
>>692328938
Why can't you hold someone responsible for the quality of their product?
>>692329475
No end? Post vid coz I gotta sleep man and this is killing me.
>>692325948
>when someone tickles your neck unexpectedly
YLYL
>>692327877
Yeah but we don't have to. Just put them fucks in the washing machine.
>>692329653
>in dire need of attention in any way
Shoo. Off you go
>>692327254
Men are pigs, we stand to learn a thing or two from this elegant and graceful goddess.
>>692327781
So much for brexit
>>692326465
woah, thats fucking brutal
>>692328796
golden kek
>>692328591
Thanks medfag, was not aware.
>>692329328
He did that because he already knew how to and because he wanted to see if he could do it. Not because it is necessary. He's in the fucking outback, m8.
And most of what he does is copied from Aborigines.
>>692329222
Oh, so like this place, then?
Gonna make an account, catch you guys later.
>>692327877
well I'm thinking it's the implication that black people are covered in dirt... there might be an issue with that.
>>692329825
That's what makes it a joke.
>>692329298
Didn't reach 88MPH
>>692329808
sauce?
>>692324058
idek why i want to see the removal of this
>>692329077
It's a white guy, and he's a person
how is whitepeople not an apt name for what I witnessed?
My apologies, I should have said
Whiteperson.webm
>>692328369
im so sure thats a trap
>>692327157
propably from the mila jovovich movie
>>692329721
very few laws that regulate how much you can lie about the quality of your product and the quality of the materials used in your product?
Is this news to you? "Made in china" is a slur very commonly used for crappy merchandise you know
>>692326428
What the fuck happened?
>>692324058
He is a father now.
>>692329475
did he died
>>692329536
He did that on purpose
so would I
>>692328337
God, I wish I was a producer, I would have wrote
Wanna peep at my diddly-dang?
>>692326051
wrenched his neck
>>692329831
Stop projecting so hard. You drew attention to yourself with your well thought-out and eloquently written critique of hobbyist mudhut building.
>>692328300
Man, kill the lice first, then comb it out and man, might as well shave his head bald.
>>692329125
dude this wemb + some scene from that gay spartacus parody lmao
>>692325786
He's missing his right hemisphere. That means he has impaired emotional capabilities and acts almost exclusively on a rational basis.
Is that how you see a UKIP voter.
>>692327819
my sinaloan once got frustrated with a mouse when he couldn't decide wich end he would swallow first, the little dummy tried to strangle the already-dead mouse
>>692328591
maggots are not "cleaning the wound" they are eating his fuckin head
>>692330355
Sauce?
>>692329808
mfw babyface fucks more girls then me
>>692328190
>>692329230
you fucker made my fucking day
love it
>>692329428
he got fucked up by the camera twice . once for trying to wash his hands because he came out of the toilet second because there was no where to do that and he was to worried about the camera lmao feel bad for the guy
>>692327228
>white people live tribally because it makes them happy, rather than the full IKEA set
>lol niggers are so dumb
>>692330050
That's your small minded interpretation. It's a fucking joke. Do the people in that stupid commercial look serious to you? And even if it was serious "It'll wash the black off you" doesn't mean he's dirty. You can't be explicit with every detail of a joke and expect it to still be funny.
>>692328890
Gluteus rupture
>>692325001
>>692325304
>>692325632
>>692325810
>>692326940
>>692328010
Found it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BGwhZRbqyt-/
>>692330355
>pop
>>692328890
wtf, they have special butt-guns on hand for just such an emergency?
>>692329665
Yo. Pretty sure those are Russian prison gang tats. You don't earn those being a pussy ass bitch, and the people who wear them command respect. Of course he won.
>>692330184
it looks so fucking shitty and forced, please let it bomb, PLEASE
>>692324058
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>692330021
>most of what he does is copied from Aborigines
I've never seen an abo build a hut with a chimney tho
>>692330901
edit: stars below the shoulders
>>692324750
I get thats what you gotta do, but for fucks sake man, they make smaller bits!
>>692330147
haha, yeah but he's doing something cool. He's more than just a white guy. I'm not white and I love this guy. I would be doing this shit all damn day if I could. Beats a koyaanisqatsi information age life.
>>692329536
Bonnerific
>>692330622
Actually maggots only eat the dead flesh. They use them in hospitals to abrade massive injuries because they're effective and accurate.
>>692327876
Be honest, you just want to fap to a trap
>>692330896
fuck off footfag
>>692329808
THE TITLE OF THE THREAD IS NON-PORN WEBMS YOU LAW BREAKING FUCKER
>>692330222
No, I know made in china means it's full of lead and crap. I just thought they didn't charge a lot, it was cheap to buy and cheaply made. I thought that was a choice. I didn't think it was a lack of legislation around marketing. You'd think something like that would be covered by public safety laws at least and prosecutable that way.
>>692331336
sauce for the girl?
>>692331336
Yeah, this is totally non-porn.
>>692330896
This is material I can fap to, thank you
>>692331479
nice fags
>>692330188
bet he has a feminine penis tho
>>692331047
tranny
>>692330622
They are "eating his head" but they're only eating the "bad parts".
>>692331037
As a pro carpenter you dont do it by drill you "drill" it by hand so shit like this dosnt happen...
>>692330184
You are out of your fucking mind if you think this movie will be close to a success.
>>692328805
maybe im dumb or its because its 4am but where is the liquid coming from?
>>692329475
that looks fucking gnarly
>>692327092
Black Friday
>>692328428
1st world mentality
>>692330226
Nerve gas and aliens.
>>692331412
>>692331397
Beautiful
>>692326066
I wish the rest of the world were as based as China.
>>692324865
Jews?
>>692328776
Rinse and repeat
>>692330090
http://stream-mydirtyhobby.biz/view/queenparis-unglaublicher-teenysex-mit-jan-18-in-der-dusche/6NVkb
>>692331506
This has got to be the pitch for Happy Feet.
>>692329536
Sauce ?
>>692329808
Gonna need some serious sauce on that big titty chav, immediately.
>>692327819
Corn snake right?
I had one that would only take mice out of my hands, and it was wild caught.
Too bad I got drunk and let it go one night because it was bumping its metal water bowl against teh side of the tank
>>692331018
Because why the fuck yould you need a chimney in the outback? It's a pointless fire hazard.
They had/have fire places and ovens and the like.
The entire point of that guys channel is to see what kind of tech he can copy/come up with from scratch and what kind of tech is necessary to live autonomously.
It ain't much, m8. Pretty much everything he does that he didn't copy from tribal tech is unnecessary.
>>692327777
Quads of concern
>>692326066
she gave him a trump pill
>>692330021
But why do nig nogs not know how still?
>>692331911
Fucking tourists. Should've "slipped" and took that fucking gook out.
>>692325898
awesome
>>692331616
When your parents make you go to something that you're old enough to know is fucked up and weird but your little brother isn't and when you ask him if he remembers it he's like "I said NO!"
