Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692208836
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>692222884
kagami claimed!
Endless 8 wasn't even that bad
claimed
>>692221945
Why?? Water is great!
>>692222263
Nice try.
![Kirino BG [21].png](https://i.imgur.com/uTmRIQm.png "Kirino BG [21].png")
Memed
Claimed
Dio-sama...
>>692222841
I'm not trying to be anything to be honest.
>>692222966
lewd
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Claimed
Shigure claimed :3
>>692222627
I know.
>>692222956
>>692223013
Because I'm not too smart.
>wake up at noon
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>mfw
>>692222983
what?
roll ;o
>>692222884
cute pic
>>692223221
To be fair, I slack on hydrating as well.
and so a get was wasted
only on /b/
Madoka Kaname, claimed.
>>692222983
I will proudly state that I sat through the entire endless 8 without skipping anything
It was interesting to see they actually animated each of them seperately
>>692223511
So why would one be as shameless as to want to fuck a horse anyways?
Ohayo!
>>692223539
Get are wasted on every board, at least this guy acknowledged the get.
>>692223677
Because she's bestgirl.
>>692223729
>>692223669
It took me three episodes of that to figure out what was going on. I might just be the densest material on earth
>>692223888
Your get may be powerful, but I disagree.
Tits and blonde hair are great, but a horse pussy is a loose pussy.
>>692223677
1. Centaur.
2. There are worse things to fuck. I mean... after all, someone was shameless enough to fuck your mother.
>>692223729
>>692223906
>>692224003
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
>>692223729
>>692223906
>>692224003
>>692224093
>>692224079
>>692224079
The pussy is on the horse part, so it's fucking a horse.
Anyways what I'm trying to say is that snek is better girl.
>>692224180
>>692224093
>>692224003
>>692223906
>>692223729
I'm better, I have a gif.
>>692222966
lewd :(
>>692223394
did you watch haruhi? ;o
roll
>>692223669
>>692223980
I watch like an episode a day of anime so that was a fun week + 1
>>692224079
Holy fuck, savage.
>>692223729
>>692223906
>>692224003
>>692224093
>>692224124
>>692224180
Ohio! What's poppin?
>>692224079
REKT
REKT
REKT
>>692223729
>>692223906
>>692224003
>>692224180
>>692224264
Feelsgoodman
>>692224264
Aren't you special
>Yuno
>>692224079
GET
FUCKING
D . E . S . T . R . O . Y . E . D
>>692224266
you're lewd!!!
>>692224264
>>692224180
>>692224093
>>692224003
>>692223906
>>692223729
>>692224408
I am in fact, and can make you special too if you want!
![Kirino [124].gif](https://i.imgur.com/LQbLT0e.gif "Kirino [124].gif")
>>692224079
fucking kek
>>692224078
My get seems to disagree.
Also I partially only said that because I knew it would get a response out of you.
>>692224339
Again thank you for that.
>>692224079
S A V A G E
>>692224079
Calm down motherfucker
It's too damn early to be THAT savage
>>692224309
Finally home after a long day. You?
Cause why the fuck not?
>>692224903
Because mei's a shit
Also gtfo akiko
>>692224339
You the man
>>692224574
Which megu is this?
>>692224642
Going to take that as a sexual thing and decline, I am loyal to hotaru (sorta)
>>692224844
Chores all day and got done grilling, might have work tomorow or Friday
OH! wheres my Ps4 bros at! I GOT OVERWATCH
>>692224684
My pleasure
Just seeing them get posted is appreciation enough for me
>>692224903
Actual god tier claim
>>692224903
why do people like her? might as well like a fat girl
simple as that, she's fat, is that why?
>>692224250
It's okay to have a different opinion, just don't be an ass about it or you'll get treated as one.
If you'd rather fuck a snake because you don't think your dick is enough for a horse then that's how it is, you're not better than anyone else here.
>>692224838
If I was more calm I'd be asleep tbh.
>>692225074
She's not fat, that's what her clothes make her out to be
>>692224903
Tracer > D.va > Mercy > Symmetra > Mercy
>>692225066
akikiikiko, can you send me ohio again ;-;
I couldn't save them on my pc but now i can
>>692225222
Dude, that fucker will call a skeleton fat to get a rouse out of someone.
>>692225063
I was planning to do your Ohayou like this gif >>692224264
>>692225422
A little silly but that would be one more ohio yuno for me
>>692225050
not me
>>692225074
>>692225222
>checked
She's not fat. She wears antarctic clothing
There's actual official art of her without her winter's clothing, confirming she's thicc but not fat
>pic related
>>692225293
Sure
coming up
>Akiko
>>69222506
Pretty standard day for ya then huh? Thursday sounds like the better choice.
>I GOT OVERWATCH
O shit it's happening.
>>692224684
Of course you would love to be rewarded with a (you) by the outstanding Dio anon
>>692225180
I don't consider myself better for liking snek over horse, I consider myself better for claiming a charismatic vampire that jabs his fingers in people's foreheads, that's all there is to it.
Also I just kind of find it weird to fuck a horse, I mean it's pretty tall so you would have to stand on something behind her then give her your shlong and since it's an anime girl everyone knows she's going to do some bullshit "ugu" crap and freak out, and since it is a horse it would kick you with all of it's strenght breaking a few bones and a night that should've been a pleasant erotic night changes to a disapointing night at the hospital.
>>692223394
Thank you.
>>692225767
>>692225063
What the fuck did I reply to.
>>692225293
Claimed.
>>692225767
>>692225985
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!
IT'S HIIIIGH NOON
NERF THIS
Im ready!
>>692225875
That's a lot of baseless assumptions. How about Cerea is sentient and can adapt to whomever she fucks?
>>692224903
I love when I come in here with Mei as my waifu everyone starts talking about overwatch
>>692226004
>>692226231
Slight correction/addition; sentient, self aware and intelligent.
>>692226311
>>692225063
>>692225767
UMMM YES? Whens this going down
I installed black ops 3 anyway Gasai
Mi Liu ohayou when?
>>692226004
>>692226311
>>692226360
thanks again love :o
>>692226378
We can play in a sec, I'm eating at the moment
>>692224266
no ;o
roll
>>692226477
Akiko
- x EU
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
O Ika
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
x Shiro
x Ryougi Shiki
x Franken Fran
x Holstaur
x Amatsukaze
Mugi - thicc eyebrows
Mio
Yui
Azusa
Ritsu
Rei - school uniform
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Miho
Syndra
Kongou
Yume
Shino - blonde
Prinz
Togame
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
Mi Liu
Lily (vocaloid)
Captain comrade
C.C
Mero
Shizuru
Kurisu
Makoto - sun dress and hat
Kotori whaaat?
>>692226486
No problem rocket
>>692226205
Prepared to get carried :^)
>>692226378
Soon.
>>692226525
its good, i'm gonna watch your anime soon :o
roll
>>692226653
curious to see how tristana's turns out with the puppy and all :o
>>692226713
Oh yes~ give me dem loot boxes
>>692226653
Hey Akikikikokoko, you're keeping a copy of all of them, right?
>>692226491
Hope you like it. I can make it faster or slower if you want me to.
~Shiro
>>692226713
>>692226491
ok send me an invite when your ready im playing rainbow six
>>692225875
Also, you forget the non-sexual advantages. Free rides!
>>692226231
My asumptions are not baseless, it's a fact that fucking a horse will end up with getting kicked hard enough to break a few bones or at least is likely to end up like this unless you're one of those profesional "mare lovers" that got it all under control. I would still rather not fuck a horse.
I'm just saying that it's not impossible to fuck a horse without getting completely destroyed but centaurs are creatures of war, fighting is in their blood, kicking is a form of violence, kicking something that is behind them trying to play cave explorer is what they live for.
>>692226832
It'll be sillier if it were faster but thanks~
>>692226841
Alrighty
>Dis gon be gud
>>692226653
You can take Kongou off the list
>>692225716
Thicc = fat
dumbass
>>692226850
I don't like the idea of getting a spouse for the sole purpose of getting sick free rides wherever and whenever I want.
>>692227095
This
>>692226841
Gotcha.
>>692226810
You're probably going to get all the shit I want.
>>692227039
This good?
>>692227060
Sorry about when we argued a few days ago assuming you are actual Kongou.
~Shiro
>>692226653
could i be added to the list pls?
>>692226775
:o
roll
>>692227251
I hope I get lone wolf for hanzo again, that shit was hella dope in beta
>>692227311
Perfect!
>>692226775
I'm quite excited for that one
I'm looking forward to doing Riggles
>>692226831
But of course
>pic related
>>692227060
Alright then
>>692227095
You obviously haven't felt the difference yet
>Game installing
Fuuuugg I thought it did the download/install whilst rest mode
![Kirino [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UIr1DTC.jpg "Kirino [62].jpg")
>>692226653
I wouldn't mind getting one.
>>692227419
Ah, you're a step ahead of me I see. Well done.
>>692226491
did u install the huge ass update?
>>692227311
im not.
>>692227419
The Dio one is still the best one, even if all are good.
>>692227380
ooo:::::::ooooo
roll
>>692227419
hey this is actually pretty good
>>692227711
oh my!!!!
>checked !!!!
>>692227653
>huge ass update
W-What?.. I just downloaded from store, rest mode while I grilled and now its installing after I launched game, maybe it downloaded update?
>>692226653
Doing god's work.
>Mandatory mavis claim.
>2016 and not having a vampire-waifu....
>>692222884
and the ugly people losers like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser and the weak orge is a bunch of ugly freaks
Tyler
>>692226851
>My asumptions are not baseless...
Bull-fucking-shit. Unless you have experience with centaurs, kindly shut the fuck up.
>>692227224
Nice straw man.
>>692227930
fuck you
>>692227852
lewd
>>692227400
That one is pretty awesome. Like how it changes his ult too. I just want stuff for Genji.
>>692227419
Beautiful.
I feel so empty
>I did get some new pictures of Hamakaze though
>Hamakaze claimed
>>692227893
U wot
>>692228088
dubs confirm fuck you
>>692227380
>>692227570
Check online first
If nothing turns up I'll add you to the list
>>692227578
I'll make a better organized pic when I'm done, for now it's just a way to get an overlook
>>692227711
Those are some serious repeating digits
>even if all are good.
Thanks Kyouko, I like the Dio one a lot as well
>>692227812
>>692227870
>>692228148
Thanks again my dearest anons
anyone got mei?
>>692228148
>The slight change to make it translate to wolf instead of dragon
The fucking details!
Isnt genji's a hanji sandnigga?
>>692228196
What's troubling you friend?
>>692227994
I'm not talking about centaurs, I'm talking about horses, and centaurs are part horse and you can'r possibly deny that.
>>692228196
Get a hobby, like running! Also, can you toss Kongou an apology from me if you're talking to him? It was pretty damn foolish of me to argue with him.
>ibuki
Any overwatchers?
Gyate Gyate
Installing Warships again. How much am I going to regret this?
>>692228581
This guy right here
>>692228813
>>692227855
oh u should be all good
>>692228389
Kancolle servers are down
>>692228459
Well I have hobbies but right now the kancolle servers are down and thats why im sad and dont worry, ill relay the message to her
Mikoko is the best waifu ever
>>692228407
Do you even logic? You're bringing up points that have everything to do with horse behavior, i.e. horse psychology. That's the brain, smartass, and can be found in the human part.
>>692226867
Dayum who is that
>>692229086
Monster girls still have at least some kind of instinct, CENTAURS live for fighting, a well known horse way of defence is by kicking with their back legs. So taking 1 and 1 together, would it not be safe to assume that fucking a centaur might end up in breaking a few bones? Since you're not a centaur yourself you can't climb completely on her back preventing the very idea of kicking.
>>692229014
Ah good, install at 40%, guess I'll plau some destiny for the moment
>>692229040
Sour, oh hey is girl related in the anime?
>Yuno
>>692227812
o;o
roll
>>692228303
alright will do
Sweet little tit cow, you're my squeezy.
>>692229194
character from Kousoku Seiki Pallas Athena
https://vndb.org/v18819
>>692228389
>a hanji sandnigga?
Topkek. That's a good way to put it, yeah it's off putting. Takes away from the cyborg ninja feel. If his face wasn't so unappealing I might like the Sparrow one. Carbon Fiber and Chrome is where it's at.
>>692229583
They shoulda gotten permission from Team Ninja and make a skin to look like Ryu Hayabusa
WEW
E
W
Work sucks right now. So much to clean.
>>692229357
Sadly, no. Hopefully in the future she might be.
claimed and rolling
>>692229430
adorable
>>692229794
Sour brah
>>692229796
GODDAMNIT, that was the reason I started the anime.. Fubuki is cute tho
![Kirino [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YMdxCkH.jpg "Kirino [3].jpg")
See you guys later
>>692229928
>>692228683
Ohayou!
>>692230044
madoka is a nice anime but the fanbase ruins it
>>692230152
akiko
>>692230152
>>692228683
>>692229345
Guess that answers my question regarding if you can logic. I see you can't.
1. Centaurs may live for fighting, but we're talking Centorea here are we not? We're talking about her being my wife, are we not? So just like you did, lets put those two together. Pretty safe to say that she'll be consenting and thus not fighting. Instinct to a centaur isn't to kick her lover any more than it is instinct for a human female to bite her beloved husbands dick off during consenting intercourse.
Did you really not consider consent as a part in fucking a centaur?
Kindly fuck off, it's getting slightly annoying.
>>692229040
Thank you man, it's appreciated. It annoyed me that wasn't transparent, so I did a thing.
~Shiro
>>692230365
And I fucked it up. Yay.
>>692230338
"consent"
>>692229345
>>692230338
Watching you two go at it really gets my digits off.
>>692228928
nice ripoff
>>692230152
>>692230235
not me
>>692230271
is me
>>692230511
Glad to be of service.
