Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and let people guess it.
>>692217106
gta 3
>earth is kill because aliens
>human bodies stored in ship
>people use robotic bodies
>crash on a new planet
>aliens follow
>there are mechs and a genius loli
You're on a boat then you get off the boat and are greeted by a fag then you do some stuff and save the world
kid beats up other kid
repeat for 6 chapters.
end of game
An old man appears in your bedroom with three heavily armed individuals, blathers about his dreams, then drops down dead.
>>692217432
Morrowind?
>>692218072
Skyrim
>>692218072
Oblivion?
>>692218171
Yup. Fargoth give it away?
>>692218221
Yeppers
>>692218072
Sims
>>692218302
I'm an autist who played the first hour of the game more than 500 times. It's burned into me at this point.
>Be chinese
>got to New York
>Get shot
>Left for dead
>Sword Stolen
>>692218487
GTA Chinatown wars
>>692218441
That pretty much describes my childhood.
>>692218046
Bully?
Someone stole your bananas. You get fight a bunch of douchebags. Bananas get.
Some dago causes tremendous damage to the fungus and reptile population
>>692218627
yup, good job
Shitty kids pretend to be heroes but it's kinda real and lots of cock jokes.
>>692218584
Aww sheit, yeah fam
you besmirched my honour.
>>692218670
>Anonymous
Every mario
fighting your brother in alaska
>>692218668
DK64?
>get framed
>see additional betrayal coming for two-thirds of game
>>692218811
Dkc but ill give it to ya.
>>692218715
Hiveswap
>>692218928
Dishonored?
>>692218771
Metal gear solid
>>692218046
Pokemon?
Witches are bad except your witch for some reason, go to space and the the future or some shit.
>fly into city
>nigger gives you gun
>run around dealing drugs
>some spic makes you his bitch
>some nerd makes you his bitch
>some redneck makes you his bitch
>win lottery, get billions
>money gets taken off you eventually
>fritter it away on guns, planes, yachts
>wind up running around dealing drugs again.
Viking drinks space-juice, becomes emperor of the planet.
>>692219038
Correct!
>>692219017
Maybe but not what I was thinking of.
A kids mother dies in a robbery and after her death, his deranged psycotic father sends the kid away. After sobering up from the previous night, he realized his misake and tries finding his son. He finds his son and realizes that he isnt the same and has traveled to alien planets and such. (btw this is a movie)
>>692219116
Someone already got it fam
>Reverse speed up to whatever speed possible.
> scientist at work
> shit hits the fan
> suddenly lots of guns laying around
> who's that old pervert in business suit?
> Save everything by fighting a giant retarded baby looking thing.
A nerd helps a mechanic save his neighborhood, and they become friends in the process
>>692219368
Life is Strange?
>>692218715
South park? I forgot the name of the game
See if you motherfuckers get this underrated masterpiece.
21st birthday mob family gf paranormal
>>692219306
A movie and a game or just a movie?
go to special place
Lost daughter
Radio is broken
>>692219460
Correct!
The Stick of Truth (on sale now on Steam)
>>692219306
>Vaguely describe the plot of a VIDEO GAME and let people guess it.
Are you stupid?
>>692219499
Silent Hill
>>692219423
Half Life
>>692219619
Nice advertisement
You're on a shitty island that takes hours to load and have to trade coconuts for a gun then get chased by spooky smoke monster
>>692217375
Xenoblade chronicles x
>>692217106
>pick civ
>choose god
>build epic city
>myth creatures
>destroy enemy
>>692219735
I wish I made shekels off that :(
>>692217432
Berserk.
>>692219721
Wisely done Mr. Freeman
>>692219476
The darkness
>>692219476
Darkness or something like that?
>>692219787
Age of Mythology
>>692219143
gta online?
>>692219432
Ratchet and Clank?
>>692219143
half life
>>692219306
>"vaguely"
>"video game"
fuck off newfag
>>692219894
Fuck good job anon
>>692219960
Well done
>year is like 2400
>robots everywhere
>fight robots in tournaments to get money
>>692219909
correct
Schoolkids punching bears and robots
Angry man and his tale of killing another man who tricked him to kill his family.
Human race gets their ass whooped on a desert planet for using hyperspace technology
>>692219143
Saint's row?
>>692220226
God of war
Angry was all you needed to say
>>692220277
Dune? One of the Westwood ones?
ww2 ends
Tesla
Soviet derigible
>>692217106
>I'm bald and got shot. I sure have killed a lot of people
Stuck in some place selling bullshit to the low end customers
Asshole in the next office gets the good clients
Job sucks, leave, travel
Just need a ride on a train to get somewhere more permanent
>>692220459
Red Alert
>>692220484
Max Payne or hitman?
>>692220484
Hitman
Druggies kill wife, then gf, then employers over 3 games.
You kill them the end.
>>692220520
Grim Fandango
You are transported to a magical land, which you must save.
>Bassist, heal thyself
>>692220603
Which one?
>>692220459
You completely missed the point of the opening cutscene. There never was a WWII in that timeline.
> richy bitch can't stay out of trouble.
> knighthood isn't my trade
> sucked into it anyway, don't know why
> everything is trying to fucking kill me
> may have possibly prevented some kind of bestiality rape
>>692220649
Yay minimum pain 3
>Spanish dude invades countries to kill midgets and gets tricked by his employers
>>692217432
morrowind or gta4
Everyone is dead
Mansion
Lizard people
Directors cut
>>692220818
Mario
>fuck random chicks u pick up at the bar
>wear suit
>be white
SUBMIT
>>692219368
Big Niggs
>>692220665
>>692220736
Fuck man, I don't know. I'm two bottles of wine in right now and I don't want to cheat by using Google. This thread is all I got right now.
>>692220836
Correct
>>692219760
stranded II?
>>692220877
Resident Evil 1
>>692219368
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
>>692217106
gta 3 is best gta
>>692220872
Didn't even think of gta4 but I guess that applies too
>>692220899
lol, trying to describe it without using mushroom, plumber, turtle, castle, bowser, etc
Walk from south end of continent to north end. Fight same blue-haired faggot three times.
>>692220901
Leisuresuit Larry?
>>692220000
Trip quads checked
>>692221003
Nope
>>692220901
leisure suit larry
>crash on planet
>friends are lazy cunts
>one of them got flu and died
>forgot to replant seeds after lightning started a fire and wiped out the crops
>starving to death
PRAISE THE SUN
>You weak pathetic fool
>>692221248
Darks souls uno
>>692219118
Still waiting.
>someone fakes your execution
>you are now a snuff film star
>>692221226
Starbound? Any good? It looks like it has more point than Terraria
>tell me quick
>ain't that a kick
>to the head
>>692221006
Noice!
Objection!
>>692219619
I just bought it last night :^)
>>692221377
Manhunt
>YOU DIED
>be on deathrow
>almost get killed
>bad guy saves you
>choose to go with liberal guy or labor guy
>in the end it doesn't matter because you get to confirm the choice later in the game
>>692221378
nope, starbound is a shinier dumbed down clone
>log in
>w8
>w8
>still w8ing
>start game, everybody flames
>You loose. gg wp
>A man resorts to extreme violence in life after daughter dies
>finds a new one
>cinematic as fuck
>>692221348
winrar
now back to ng+8
>>692217106
you go on a trip and come back to find out your dysfunctional family has reached its critical mass and your sister dipset birdgang
>>692219143
San adreses or whatever I can't spell bitch.
>>692221399
New Vegas
>>692221481
Skyrim
Crash on planet
Carrots help you get off
> you drive
> no options
> OCD as fuck
>>692221453
yep
Crash plane
No one likes you
Make everyone like you
Crash plane again
Bad guys from the future
Kill bad guys from the future
Postgame
>>692221505
The last of us
>>692221426
>TM
>>692220710
Brütal Legend?
Valium and cigs are game mechanic
No one got.this yesterday
>>>692221504
csgo?
>Find kid
>do drugs
>kill people
>kid hates you
>get off boat
>shoot ugly fuckers
>kill woman wearing catsuit riding giant bee.
>>692221586
Pikmin
wake up in an alley
gawd damn robot comes in
tells you you've been attacked
go to your apartment
look at your iguana
fuck your bitch
but she is not your bitch
>>692221576
yep
>fight demons and dragon
>get trained by old man in shitty cinematic
>graphics look early 90's
>actually late 90's
>badass soundtrack
>massive hud
>spinoff is more popular
>>692221735
Well done! Was it the sad hint that gave it away?
"It is the 31st century
And mankind is once again, at war."
>>692217106
>wake from coma
>guy stabbed to see you
>oh shit waddup
>gang v gang
>shoot person in head
>End game
>>692221743
>>692221765
Are these two the same game?
>pick race
>level up
>rage
>>692221226
rimworld.
I've spent so many fucking hours in that game. It's kind of a poor mans dwarf fortress, but it's still better than all the other ripoffs available
>> Shitty minimum wage job
>> No guidance except some dude leaving you messages
>> Shit hits the fan
Do some shopping and pick up your pay check while avoiding fags and isis
Man pushes buttons, stops pushing buttons, goes on a compulsory adventure
Rides are offered numerous times.
Attempt to get laid despite the best efforts of nearby marksmen
>>692221902
MGSV?
>>692221592
Outrun Europa
>>692221896
pikman
>>692221960
WoW?
>>692221759
nope
>>692217179
Kek
>>692221917
No come on new fags
>Raid a city to save your sister
>get captured by a God
>get some sick ass tattoos
>complete your new mission, or you die.
>>692222020
Too easy
Stanley Parable
>dude with a mask
>break into some sea oil cleaning thing
>sneak around and collect shit
>stumble across some dramatically ironic dude
>some suicidal fucking electric bitch
>some freak vampire blood sucking cunt
>diffuse a bomb
>shit more bombs
>shit huge bomb
>kill fat guy with a bomb up his arse
tbc if noone gets it
>Wake up to Peter dinklage
>Being hunted by aliens who can't stand
>run through walls with some of the best tutorial game play ever
>Aliens all over walls traps n shit
>Go on to kill green fag with sword
>Giant time travelling robot
>Kill Green guys cuck mother
>Still never got my helmet
>>692222059
Gran Turismo, applies to all versions
>>692222049
not even close.
2 get
>>692222127
Said like a real newfag.
>Game is weeb as fuck
>MC is friends with ghosts that him and only two other people can see
>Shitty combat camera
>>692222222
holy shit
>>692222222
cheque'd our lord and savior
>>692222222
FUCK YOU
>>692221881
No it was the bassist part
>>692222222
legendary
>>692222065
There was never war in Pikmin
>>692222222
WINRAR
>>692222222
HOLY SHUT
>>692222222
>>692222222
>>692222222
FUCKING CHEKED
>>692222265
Yo-Kai Watch?
>>692222222
>>692222044
I feel like this is a game where you play an animal that is hunted.
>>692222222
WHOOOAAAAA
>>692222222
wasted as fuck
>>692222222
GOD HAS RETURNED
>>692222265
Tales of Zestiria
fappable
>be cowboy that has fam
>be fucked with by feds cuz criminal past
>can't see fam
>do shit for feds to see fam again
>reunite with fam for a bit
>get shot to death
>>692222311
Yeah, that hint. Made me sad anyway.
>>692222222
Holly balls bruh
>>692222049
You don't shoot the nasty in the head at the end of mgs5
>>692221902
Sounds like Saints Row II.
>>692222222
well, you're right
>>692222222
W I T N E S S E D
>>692222222
Wasted
>son dies
>no
>second son is kidnap
>press x
>>692222377
Nope
>>692222222
If you're reading this you lost the game
>>692222222
septuples check my dubs m8
>>692222222
Am I alive?
>>692222222
2 get or not 2 get.
>>692222222
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>692222222
2 got
boring
>>692222222
Thread derailed
Are you a wizard anon?
>>692222222
>>692222420
Yup
>>692222442
read dead redemption
>>692222222
>>692222222
Great pizza at a great price
>>692222222
I waS SO CLOSE
>>692222244
>>692222497
Heavy Rain
>>692222497
SHAUN
>Chinese cop
>GTA but more fun combat
>>692222497
>Shaun!!
>>692222151
MGS.
>>692222222
Wiw
>>692222151
Mgs2
>>692222466
winrar
>>692222222
Pursue provisions in an aggressively haunted labyrinth
>>692222222
Hot damn son. Nice works
>>692222577
yup, good job
>>692222153
Destiny before the expansion
>>692222604
True Crime.
>>692222442
red dead redemption
>>692222222
thanks i dont get to post this image often
>>692222222
You are a god
>>692222222
>>692222222
ARE YOLOU SERIOUS
>>692222222
so when do we get to >>700000000
>>692222572
Yeah, there was only game I could think of that could be described by shitty camera. Still fun though, but I thought it was a weak tales title.
>>692222604
Sleeping Dogs
>I can capture this armored van while driving
>>692222222
OoooooooooooaoOIOOOIIiOFFGJj
>>692222222
Fuck, thread ruined.
You're the new kid in school.
suddenly
people turn into tombstones at midnight
>>692222222
how does it feel to have not posted anything of value?
>>692222222
the mighty septs
all hail the king
Shapes...
Fit together...
Like a puzzle...
Classic...
>>692222317
Yeah, whatever you say ronald
>>692222695
nah
>>692222778
correct.
>>692222222
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>>692222222
>>692222861
Tetris
>>692222861
DR MARIO
>>692222222
NIGGER
>>692222222
I don't have to look for porn anymore I just came buckets
>>692222753
>>693333333
>>696969696
>>699999999 first
>>692222520
that is the question.
>>692222861
This will be lost due to septs get in thread but Tetris.
>>692222222
omg
>>692222682
Yep
was god tier game
then activation ruined it
>Shitty office job
>Some dude narrates your shit
>Fuck him go do your own shit
>Kill yourself
>Narrator cries.
>>692222417
HOW
>>692222222
witnessed
>>692222222
I honestly don't understand why people are going apeshit over this post... it's just another day another repeat of the same digit OH WELL
Let's see who gets >>693333333
everyone must be insanely bored on this fucking thread
With the help of your trusty husky, you must unravel a bloody paper trail by murdering a metric fuckton of dudes. Hot women either die or turn traitor.
It was a worthy derail of this thread atleast.
>>692221129
FFX?
>>692222440
sauce on this
>>692222222
Damn, octos that's some real shit
>>692222222
>>692217432
You're on a boat then you get off the boat and are greeted by a fag who gives you a rocket launcher, sniper rife or tranq darts then you do some stuff and become the internet, join the illuminati or destroy the internet
>>692222861
Candy crush
>>692223192
I'm still typing descriptions, this game is fuckin fun
>>692223196
Dead to rights?
>>692222222
Checked!
>>692223236
there are septs, go to school fag
>>692223140
>nothing of any value was posted
>>692223270
Classic anon, a classic.
>>692223269
Deus Ex
Go around killing people to find magical macguffin in the present.
>>692223296
Great jorb!
>>692222222
Please fuck my wife
>drive cars
>comic book cutscenes
>dat bitch at the beginning
>Hollywood hills
tetris duh
>>692223269
Deus ex
>>692222222
Witnessed
>>692222952
Right.
>if I give these fuckers enough drinks their livers might die and I'll never have to see them again
save japan in a giant robot with a smoking pipe
>Lost a family member
>Goes on a hacking spree
>>692222222
My little boy is all grown up
>>692222222
holy shit nigger
>>692221998
This didn't survive the get.
>>692217106
>you hipster af
>you have to decide between your lesbian bestfriend and a stupid guy
>teens everywhere
>the professor is the pedophile
>shitty ending
>you're confused as shit
>dumb cunt ran away to go be a lesbian
>fucking siblings
>>692222222
Nigger
>BEHOLD! I am a glorious titan, striding through this puny human city LIKE A GOD!
>wait a second
>WHO'S THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN MY CITY
>IMPALE HIM WITH A RADIO MAST
>gundam (whatever flavour of the month)?
>>692223581
yeah i know the game but i forgot the name fuck
>be some fag
>live in sky
>10/10 qt3.14 gets kidnapped by darkness
>get a sword (that has an annoying ghost dyke inside)
>kill monsters and shit for 3 magic necklaces, 3 colored flames, and an maxed out version of your sword
>fight what looks like your average OP a few times
>also fight a giant autistic monster with weird feet a few times
>at the end, fight some big dark lord or someshit
THE END
>>692223581
Life is strange
>too easy
>>692222222
oh fuck
>>692223579
I think I described the same game so guessing kinda gives mine away but postal2?
>>692223697
Demigod?
Never played it but that is what it sounds like.
Run around in the wild taking pics of animals to store into your database.
>not pokemon snap
>sample obtained
>>692222222
Witnessed
>>692223757
Also, you save the 10/10 gril and the world aswell at the end
>>692222222
You can now die happy.
>>692223757
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Too easy. 3s gave it away.
>>692222222
well you sure got it
>>692223757
is this skyward sword? never played it, but the amount of times th number 3 comes up sounds like a LoZ game
>>692223808
I've not played it either. Might be an accurate description but it's not what I had in mind.
>thinly veiled ripoffs galore
>>692223899
Nope
>>692223438
Underground 2
>I got a real fucking difficult one for you boys ready?
Alright here we go:
>4 types of people
>Machine humans, Human, Humans obsessed with aliens, Actual aliens
>Hal9000 motherfucker who betrays machine humans
Here's a pretty girl to get your attention!
>Pic related
>>692223707
I know that feeling, only know the name of the game because i jack off to hentai of it
>Life is strange btw
>>692223347
>value
>You're a British Dragon who builds shit.
>story is vague
>no story mode
>play online
>heroes
>story gets nowhere
>>692223968
Yes, you are correct
>get shoot in the head
>survirve
>go out
>you end up killing romans
>>692223804
Nope.
Another hint: You just fucking sit there.
>create a character
>kill monsters
>kll monsters
>kill monsters and demons
>kill 3 bosses.
>start again.
>>692224086
Borderlands
you must complete all the levels
>>692224086
Call of duty
Halo
Minecraft.
