What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?
>>692126359
Damn who's that on the right
>>692126473
underagedb&
90's teen stomach was good stomach
>>692126647
I know this is full house and who's on the left but idk who that girl is
Jamie Pressly in Poison Ivy 3.
Shit movie, great jerking material.
>>692126359
You haven't lived until you've bust a nut to these
>>692126473
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005448/?ref_=tt_cl_t8
My dad made me fap him a few times a week.
>>692126895
Uhh ... anon are you ok ??
>>692126359
Your mom
>>692126359
Bob Villa in PBS's "This Old Host"
those "adult" games on newgrounds and shit
>>692126359
>>692126359
That episode where Gia was smoking was hot.
>>692126359
do you happen to know what season this is from and maybe a torrent download or something?
>>692126359
My imagination, best place.
>>692126359
Magazines
Kazza
>>692126952
Fuck off, dipshit
WWE wrestling cards (the chick one's)
JC Penny bra catalog and rewinding the sex scene in Terminator on VHS for that glorious 3 seconds of Linda Hamilton boob
>>692127067
Season 8, Episode 18: We Got the Beat
Stephanie and Gia start a band and sing I Saw the Sign by Ace of Base.
Yep.
>>692126895
as far as I know those old fat dolls were symbols of fertility, not beauty.
i.e. they fucked young, beautiful women then worshipped them as the grew fatter and produced surviving offspring because it was rare that a woman would both survive pregnancies and have healthy offspring.
Didn't figure out how to masturbate until I was 16.
>tfw first orgasm 16 years in the making
>>692127214
Kek
This fucking historian right here.
Kindly anon! You will soon be forgotten!
Underwear section in sears catalogue. The struggle was real
>>692126952
Fuck off idiot. I fapped to those statues countless times. Also to Greek ones.
In fact, the first time I fapped was to an episode of Xena the warrior princess.
>>692127193
She aged terribly, now I'd still throw it to Molly.
I started growing my cancer early.
>>692127174
>Kazaa
>>692127312
>Was real
Don't spread your twitcherino cancerino here
>>692127015
Meet'n'fuck, never4get
>>692126359
>>692127193
yessssssssssssssssssssss
nothing like a jimmy handsmith to a bit of ankle tiddy boddler
This slut, on MTV back in 1987.
https://youtu.be/w6Q3mHyzn78
>>692127554
her ass game was on point
Fapped to WWE divas back in the day
>>692126359
There can be only one.
>>692127237
>missing the point
Countless loads for her
>>692127554
was blossom's jew nose not good enough for you anon?
>>692127749
>Nice!
>>692127825
This
>>692127201
Ahah yeah I think I fapped to that scene in Terminator as well.
Also, Victoria's Secret catalogs discarded by the mailboxes.
ALSO the holiest of holies was LATE NIGHT SCRAMBLED PORNO!
>>692126359
I keep waiting for them to fall out but they never do
Mtv
>>692126359
who is it on the right?
>>692126359
Eric prydz - call on me
>>692126844
Best bitch ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZl165WDjDA
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fkNdPiIL4
were porn for me
>>692126947
Hope you are at least a femanon.
one of my all time favorite pics to jerk it and blow loads to
>>692128201
Oh shit, I forgot all about scrambled porn! God, that was exhilarating. Nothing can duplicate the feeling of pure bliss when the screen went clear(in negative colors of course) for a few seconds.
actually, either of these
>>692128448
>>692128521
you read my mind
my mom's friend Diane
Jordan Capri!
>>692127348
All things considered I thought she aged fairly well. Still would do.
>>692127554
>her signature is a dick
how old are you guys, I think my dad had a poster of alyssa milano as a kid.
>>692128754
sweet sweet honeymoonvid
The "golden years" of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit..
Kathy Ireland.. Cindy Crawford.. Stephanie Seymour.. etc.
>>692127852
I miss the days when children's television was shot exclusively in front of aluminum scaffolding.
>>692128526
YES.
>>692128867
That's Hannah Montana you dummy
>>692126359
Dat hoe
>>692128754
so many times
>>692126359
>>692126359
Pic related. I was a flaming faggot.
Spiegel catalog.
I found these pics and jerked off to them for about a month straight. My dick couldn't believe how hot she was.
>>692128076
Kek. Could never believe the man agreed to wear that.
Lisa Matthews in playboy.. literally gallons spilled in the name of.
>>692129072
>>692129078
MIAAA!
>That part where they're crossing the desert and talking about how hot and sweaty they are
>Boners for days
Babestation on Sky TV. Too good.
>>692128878
Yep! It was great to finally see her sucking cock, and getting fucked.
Too bad she didn't make more videos like that...
Marvel bitches series one collector cards. Rogue, She Hulk, red fiery bitch
>>692128976
I know you're attempting to troll but I never liked hannah montana, but some of my first faps and many faps after were to Hilary
Girls jumping on trampolines.
>>692128526
I *ALWAYS* jerked more to Peggy then Kelly. I still do. Dat ass game man
>>692129119
Lisa was hot
>>692128956
Nice tits, cold cunt.
From old copies of the The Sun fished out of the bins down the docks
Penthouse magazine.
>>692129222
>MIAAA
I almost didn't understand that, in my version she was called Sofia (in French), for some reason.
I remember I used to jerk off to her picture in the instructions book for Golden Sun 2.
>>692128601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdNIvuMqShs
jacked of to this serie too?
Any true /b/tard would answer: Brooke Shields
-Pretty Baby (1978)
-Blue Lagoon
-Endless Love
>>692129424
>preventing aids
>abstinence
>gun town usa
Never change, America.
>>692126359
>>692126473
>>692126647
>>692126930
Marla Sokoloff eh? Well she can Sokoloff me any day!
>>692126359
>>692129285
My bad nigga. I always got those two cunts confused
Aerobicise!
That "exercise" show was obviously made for fapping...
https://youtu.be/ujvmpuPWHEg?t=58s
>>692128867
>alyssa milano
FUCKING HOT
Just replying cuz I need a number
>>692126359
the dictionary
I was so glad when I had dialup as a teen.
>>692126895
dam, I thought I was the oldest fuck in /b/
>>692129072
I liked the one in the middle back then. The other two I just despise. Don't know what their names are in English, though.
What's there to jerk off on? There's barely a tit to be seen.
>>692129623
mmmmm name please :D
>>692129424
$4 was a lot of money back then. A combo meal, pack of fags, and quarter tank of gas.....or furious fapfest.
>>692129674
lol wtf!
>>692126359
My dad had a Boris artbook, I snatched it from his collection and hid it under my bed and fapped to it every night until it got repetitive.
After that I discovered DC++ and started downloading porn.
>>692126359
Nigga when I was a kid I was worried about ninja turtles and spaghettios.
You faggots need to get your shit together.
>>692127243
nigga you're retarded I been jacking off since i was 4
>>692127470
>don't spread cancer here
>implying /b/ isn't already the cancer ward of 4chan
>>692127825
Fuckingjailbait/10
>>692129836
I was always so happy when a new issue of Penthouse hit the newstands. Brand new pics to fap to!
MTV at night, and whatever channel had that girls gone wild thing going on. Also someone left a playboy near my house and I fucking his that shit like it was treasure
that sex scene in risky business.
holy shit. blew my mind.
>>692129805
Sophie Reade
>>692129836
A dollar? In my time you could go see a movie, eat a steak with beans and there would still be some change left for the bus home!
>>692126359
Also this was a big yes back then.
>>692126359
I watched that show now and then but had no clue how hot that girl was then.
>>692127825
who is that
WWE bitches
Trish was my go to, must have nutted to her hundreds of times
German TV at night, proud to be german :)
https://youtu.be/i_HYmELkyNM
>>692130032
Back in my day 50 cents could buy you a ferrari
>>692127825
Yup. This show was totally made for kids. Having her dress like that 'helped'a lot of young men.
And their uncles in their own me time
>>692130086
What channel was it?
>>692128719
What was this one? I've never seen it, explain please?
>>692130088
One of my friends ordered these when he turned 18.
They were complete garbage.
>>692128956
THIS chick married Bobcat Goldthwait! Fucker must be hung like a horse, god knows his face didn't close the deal!
Encyclopedia Britannica human anatomy, breast exams.
>>692129224
indeed, some good fappingsessions with the little sweetheart
>>692129166
Agreed! Her pubes were legendary
>>692130216
From what I've seen it all seems staged.
>>692130150
>empire records
Kill yourself child.
>>692130086
same here, also onyz.tv, 9live and late night erotic films on vox
>>692128956
This chick had one thing going for her for her entire career and she refused to ever take them out.
>>692130078
Same here
Torrie Wilson's Playboy photos
>>692128031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aqzuwccEs
>>692129285
that movie with frankie Muniz, spy kids maybe? she was fucking HOT
>>692130140
DSF, now called Sport1
>>692130309
onyx.tv*
>>692130032
Kek. Dafuq is steak with beans
Pokemon hentai. Great times...
>>692130140
DSF now called Sport1, but we used to have much more channels. Showing pussy and stuff.
>>692129674
oh yeah, If I'd only Taped those shows!
>>692130405
naruto hentai games
>>692127348
She looks great you picky neckbeard
>>692130071
Tiffani Thiessen a.k.a. Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell.
>>692130233
Get the fuck out! No no no no NO
on the left. she was amazing. i remember id watch her in season 12 as a kid making buckets of sour cream in my pants.
>>692130233
Try Jay Mohr you imbecile
>>692130350
Oh yeah?
>>692130017
>Sophie Reade
Good man
>>692128978
>Life was hard growing up before the internet was common. Pamela and Jenny Mccarthy were my 2 main faps. I had heard that they had both gotten naked for playboy but as a kid I couldn't get my hands on any of their nudes and without the internet I couldn't just google it.
>>692130116
thank you Brandon Tartikoff
any one else use limewire exclusively? i can't remember the videos i use to have but do remember one with Peter North and Katie Morgan pretty well. would love to find some of those old videos.
>>692130339
btw quoate from the vid:
>"I'm grounded just for bringing home one d"
I'd love to see a version in HD, or any reasonably good quality
>>692127725
Scandalous!!
>>692129119
I think she has actually gotten hotter as she got older. Those eyes turn my dick to diamonds.
>>692130523
I think you are still a kid....
>>692130550
I remember being told that in Germany you had naked girls even in your teen mags. Is that true?
>>692126359
my parents porn on vhs. also had this one that belonged to my grandfather in law that had incest porn. didn't realize it was incest until a couple years ago when i randomly thought about it. i was like 12 at the time and didn't know shit about porn genres. so i was beating my dick to incest when i was 12-13.
>>692130678
nah pfff. that was years ago my friend
>>692130557
>Life was hard growing up before the internet was common
what?
watching and listening to scrambled cinemax at 1 in the morning.
I'd literally search areas that I'd think would be good hiding spots for porn magazines. Like... hey... if I had to hide porn mags... a good spot would be behind that garage. In a neighborhood full of kids, you'd be amazed how often I'd find shit in this manner.
I'm 42 now... and just last month I was visiting my parents and I discovered my old comic book collection. Hidden underneath them... old water damaged hardcore porn mags I found behind a garage when I was 12.
No one else whacked off to the girls gone wild infomercials? Maybe I was the only 14 year old up at 2am.
>>692128201
I came up on discarded Victoria's Secrets
>>692130570
Don't forget St. Peter, anon; his vision in the 90's was truly a godsend
I fapped so much to Melissa Midwest when I was a kid. Great nostalgia fap.
Second was Kate's Playground
>>692130719
In the BRAVO there always was a spread of a naked boy and girl. Sometimes they were underage (16+)
>>692130714
I need to move to Cheshire if they build them like this there.
>>692130408
>>692130391
Looks like it got downgraded. Now you get shitty shows all day instead. German television got bad. Reaaally bad.
We had the same kind of stuff on a channel called AB3. Never watched it past the appointed time, though. I was always very cautious about that. And my father had François Schuiten comic books. This guy is awesome at drawing beautiful buildings and awesome tits.
>>692130309
or SexySat
>>692127197
saved
>>692130557
These lucky fucks don't know how easy they got it. Impossible for them to comprehend a world without instant access to information via cellphone. Yet it seems like there are more idiots now than ever. I killed my own boner. Where's my cialis?
>>692130897
The first playboy I ever got my hands on had Echo Johnson as the playmate of the month. At the time I thought she was the hottest creature alive.
>>692127199
it's really hard to believe in this dub tbh
>>692130594
Kekkity Kek. Limewire, kazaa, Napster, I had mega viruses on my 40lb PC
>>692130498
YES !
HP 1-3
>>692130719
>>692130893
http://bravobodycheckgirl.tumblr.com/
>>692126359
>>692130932
>>692126359
My little sisters laundry basket. All those cute little dirty socks and panties. Hnnnggg.
>>692130570
Holy fuck !
Forgot about that...
Need to do some "research"
>>692131073
I still fap to this.
>>692127554
>>692130837
>gettin old is sad
>>692130807
What part of that was confusing?
>>692130935
It didn't matter to us oldfags that we didn't have the Internet, with access to more porn than we knew what to do with.
We were horny teenagers, and fapping like mad.
Teenagers today are equally horny, and fapping like mad too, but they most likely HAVE to watch explicit porn to get off.
The idea of jerking off to Playboy or Penthouse pics probably seems unimaginable to them.
>>692130402
Grampa Simpson told that story
>>692131136
Love on first sight
Dude.. It was such a huge deal that there are rumored lesbian musicians back in a day, it was super hot to watch them on small TV, but had to be kinda stealthy otherwise adults would yell at us for looking at some filthy lesbos. Good times, good boners.
>>692130935
>You talk to a kid now and they seem to think that the internet has been around for at least 100 years. Before the late 90s it wasn't very common for your average person to even own a home computer and almost no one had access to the internet.
>>692126359
<CONFESSION>
I was not fapping till I turned ~19
</CONFESSION>
>>692130818
Fuck yeah. You should take those porn mags to antique road show. Or call those fucks from Iowa (American Pickers) to see if they will make an offer.
she was so hot...
fucking waste...
>>692131136
>>692130828
Girls Gone Wild infomercials and Wild On! were my jerk off material until I got a computer in my room.
Then it was Brooke Burke Playboy pics.
>>692131056
I forgot about kazaa. i also got my hands on a Vivid DVD. cant remember the title. anyone know where to stream any vivid content online?
>>692130557
I just got autism after fapping to her.
>>692130523
how old are you ? go back outside kidoo
MTV Spring Break. Nvr failed
>>692131328
What ? But why ?
Starting at 10 was awfull BTW, waiting for a girl to be ready to fuck was horrible...
>>692131448
Yea I didn't have the internet until I got to college unfortunately. And even then it was sneaking peaks in computer labs when no one was looking.
>>692131391
perfect italian descent
>>692126359
Toxic Avenger I & II when he goes ro Japan.
NEVER REGRET
I literally fapped until I ejaculated blood one day stroking it to Baby Spice.
>>692131499
So much nostalgia ITT
Thanks /b/ros
>>692127193
fuck yeah, god damn she was so fucking hot in Breakfast Club
>>692131383
>She got skinny again but once a girl is fat the spell is broken and she never seems hot again. Case in point.
>>692130078
What about Lita!?
>>692128281
I second this
>>692131660
I had forgotten she used to be hot(ish)
fuck I'm old...
Christina Model
>>692131660
>>692129394
Hah, I completely forgot about her. She was hot as fuck.
Never play with plastic surgery kids...
>>692131648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBHrwLwNNA
>>692131590
That reminds me, some of my first faps were to Lea Tompson in this scene in Howard the Duck. I rewound that part over and over again.
>>692131202
Reese Witherspoon cumming on a roller coaster, still gets the job done today.
movie: Fear
>>692126359
>>692131660
>>692131932
Would still do Britney today
>>692131821
I swear that scene was inspired by Aerobicise!
>>692131648
Why do you lie to strangers on the internet?
>>692130038
De Zwarte Reeks. Had a few of those myself. Cleo, rawr.
>>692126359
>>692130078
The amount of times I fapped to her vs Stacy bra and panties from velocity 2002. Seeing her pull down stacys shorts always got me
>>692132010
This movie shocked me as a kid.
I didn't understand my feelings down there but I loved it !
>>692132034
She looks like a withered whore.
>>692131708
she was good too, I like how her thong hugged her hips above her jeans. blew so many loads to her
>>692131689
>>692130523
Time Traveller exposed
>>692127554
>>692131195
DAT VON OY
>>692132010
>Reese Witherspoon cumming on a roller coaster
So fucking hot in that movie. Wish I was stuck with her on an island.
>>692132114
i understood them perfectly, hehe
>>692132045
Nah, that was François Schuiten. No intentional porn like De Zwarte Reeks. It did occasionally have good sex scenes, but it was always artsy and stuff, nothing overly explicit.
>>692131689
>when you can make out the redness around her asshole
french meat anyone ?
this babe & buffy. mostly faith tho.
>>692132303
too soon man, too soon
>>692131327
Internet was slow as shit anyway.
>Click on picture. Ready to beat meat to a STILL photo
>Top of head loads....some eyes, a face
>getting closer. I see some tittays.
>goddammit. Busted a nut before the bagina even loaded.
Exponential increases in technology really warps the sense of time passing. Makes you feel older than you really are. There goes my boner again. Gonna try purple pill this time.
>>692127554
looks like a midget
>>692126359
>>692132273
Oh right, never heard of him. I'll look him up, thanks.
surprised this hasn't been posted yet
Didn't know what masturbation was, but stumbled upon this video, took forever to load because of the shtnet back in the day, blew my mind, and when it got to the scene where they were tribbing and the camera focuses on their pussies out of no where I just start cumming my pants handsfree. Would be my nightly ritual till I was like 14 and learnt how to fap
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=c908c58ac911b8c14a1a
I remember some R rated films being on tv late at night. I'd try to catch the very beginning to see what it was rated for (hoping Nudity, Sexual Content, etc). There was one movie where people find a dead body in the woods. I knew the actress wasn't really dead, but I found it difficult to enjoy looking at her pale corpse. Still though, showed full bush and I had to use the opportunity.
Pic related was fucking great.
>>692132375
This scene is from the movie Taxi, 1998
>>692132317
Faith for life
>>692126359
The girl's underwear section of catalogs.
>>692132303
Every single French actress in her beginning. You can't start your career there if you don't show everything. It's like porn, except that's not exactly what you signed up for.
>>692131076
Thanks for this anon. Is this like page 3 in the UK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVRAmcRJ41g
We were at a friends birthday party when i was like 8 and he took this music video's dvd from his dads room and we all gathered up and watched this and several other adult movies together while eating ice cream and drinking soda. His parents were crackheads.
>>692132592
classic mom socks
persiankitty was reliable for porn and had new shit almost daily. Porn via dialup was sad.
>>692132496
You're welcome. Beware, though. It's some complex stuff. I mean his thing is to put the reader in some outlandish world and see characters evolve from there. And he's not all about the tits, it's just a nice bonus. He always has some experimental, philosophical thing going on.
>>692128719
I am Warren!
>>692132729
lol how old are you kiddo?
>>692132541
>I was like 14 and learnt how to fap
I guess I was lucky. When I was 8, spent the night at a friend's house. He showed me this "cool thing his cousin showed him" (fapping).
I had TONS of fapping experience under my belt, even before I connected the feelings to girls.
>>692130557
>Life was hard growing up before the internet was common.
This.
I managed to get my hands on a few porno mags as a kid, but it wasn't easy and my folks cracked the shits each time they found them. My old man would punish me by using the mags to light a BBQ the next day.
When the internet arrived, and that sweet sweet 56k modem, shit got better. I still recall spending hours on a computer swapping 5" floppy disk collections. Shit took like 10 minutes to copy 700KB. Then the 3.5" came around, double the capacity! Wow we thought we were living in the future.
Fast forward 15-20 years and I get the shits when a HD porno doesn't load in my browser in 3 seconds.
>>692131648
Which one's the baby?
>>692132830
perhaps so
One of the first mags I ever stole from the 24hr garage
I miss you Jo Guest ;_;
Used to secretly watch this on my tiny tv late at night.
>>692131641
404
>>692131509
im a shapeshifter and come from the future
>>692132010
Yes
>>692132855
fucking children on 4chan nowadays...
>>692132010
funny tho they actually taped her hair to her teen boobs. das so sexy
When I wasa kid it was the carwash scene in dazed and confused
this particularly scene...
anyone else?
>>692132830
taught myself at 8 as well
>>692132592
Pics like these from the 90s are the reason I now have a very real fetish of girls wearing big, chunky socks and boots. Bloody love 'em!
>>692130350
fuck yes tiffany was the shit.
Tatum...
>>692133035
I bet you aren't any older, if you are its just sad.
>>692132837
Even though we look back now, and feel that life was hard before the Internet, I don't think we experienced any less fapping happiness than teenagers today experience.
Horny teenagers will get off to whatever they have available to them.
Surely, in the future, new technology (virtual reality, or whatever they invent next) will make 2016 look like the dark ages.
But they will still experience the same amount of fapping joy that we all did.
Or so I think, anyway.
>>692132530
Lol.. so much yes!
Forgot all about that..
I remember one time I could make out a set of tits bouncing. Faped like 3 times in 5 min
>>692132530
I think i see a nipple
>>692128867
>how old are you guys
I'm 51.
>>692132530
I see boobs.
>>692132837
Well said. All that time downloading 1 pic on a 56.6 and I'd save it on a 3.5 floppy, carefully naming it and mixing it with my game disks so it would never be displayed covered.
And even though porn is everywhere now, I still have my porn collection on a HD as it took so many years to get it all together, I just can't delete it.
spent my whole childhood on free6 lol..
>>692129912
niiga youre retarded i've been masturbating inside my moms womb
>>692133369
>>692133314
>>692133241
tbh not sure about half of what it was we fapped to in those days lol
someone make a new bread
>>692126359
didnt have fap material
started fapping in the bathroom thinking about the Pink Ranger
>>692133235
>fapping happiness
fappiness
42 here. I had a copy of Club magazine. They had a story with pics about two Asian girls getting it on in a swimming pool. I read that A LOT.
>>692132092
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1j55g_trish-stratus-vs-stacy-keibler_redband link if anyone is interested
>>692133528
first fap material was the end of grade school yearbook
>>692130828
same. stayed up extra late to get my jerk on
>>692128867
32
>>692133653
Paul Raymond ushered in adulthood for many of us, anon
>>692133235
> I don't think we experienced any less fapping happiness than teenagers today experience.
Quite right. Back then i could fapp to anything. I would crack a woody in seconds just looking at magazines. Now I can browse through pages and pages on the net, even watch videos, and not get the slightest bit aroused.
Imagine in 20-30 years time when (I hope) you can throw on your VR goggles and feel the pleasure of fucking anyone you desire.
Shits going to be cash.
Yasmine Bleeth
>>692133317
43. I know my kid's on this chan shit. Better get his ass to work on time today. I'd make him join the military like my old man made me. But it's full of pussies so I don't think it would do him any good.
Northern expocum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUj0ajtC5Ck
fucking vengaboys...
loved their titties
>>692132155
>Beautiful Girls
Has prime loli Natalie Portman, John Cusack, and Rosie O'Donnell goes on a Hamjelly rampage. What's not to love?
>>692133976
>43. I know my kid's on this chan shit.
Lol, my grandson is a /b/tard.
Lynn Austin I believe was her name. Found old rained on playboy and faped to it until it fell apart.
>>692133461
Where did all the splooge go? Did you absorb it back into your little fetus body? Is that what happened to you?
>>692133932
>Imagine in 20-30 years time when (I hope) you can throw on your VR goggles and feel the pleasure of fucking anyone you desire.
Exactly!
And kids will be saying, "You old fuckers. How could you possibly jerk off to 4K video, on a goddamn flat screen?"