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666 decides what i do to this mother fucker
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rly 666?
hah
also burn
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>>692118564
Eat it.
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scalp>>692118564
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look the fuck after that spiney little nigga and make sure that little thundercunt lives a happy and comfortable life. faggot
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>>692118564
oven roast at 350°F for 20 min.
Flip.
Other side for 15 min.
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Paint him blue
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>>692118564
release into natuure
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>>692118564
make sure it gets to a good home
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buy leagal highs feed the cunt them
post results on /b/
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just let it go, karma doesnt forget
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>>692118952
shut up earl you faggot
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>>692118564
Release it.
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>>692118564
EAT IT
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>>692118883
jesus dude you are fucked
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burn the shit
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release him pls
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>>692118564
This is my 11th one this year
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>>692118564
eat the hedhehog lol gogga go fasg
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>>692118564
Set it free it's a defenceless animal
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excuse me sir ehhh eata the hedjjehogg
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>>692119071
Previous hedgie stories

>force fed vape juice
>threw up and wobbled
>didnt die tho
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look after it you faggot
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>>692118564
Try to swallow it whole.
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Release it
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put a thorn in your urethra
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>>692119333
Nice trips
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>>692119022
but i have a list, randy
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make him a doghouse in your garden
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>>692119410
sit on it
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Let it free
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red rocket
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>>692118564
Fuck it
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set him free
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Pet it
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>>692118564
>>692118847
Fuck you /b/ you shit cunts only thing that should be being rolled for is space program.

The cage is a perfect spacecraft

Get your fucking shit together /b/. SPACE PROGRAM OR BUST

/b/.A.S.E.D WILL BE THE GRATEST AERONAUTICS DEPAPARTMENT IN THE WORLD.
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Upper the asshole
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>>692118728
What he said
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>make him a doghouse in your garden
this
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>>692119573
reroll
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Let him chill
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fucking lick it like the slut you are
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>>692119333
roll
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let him go
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Love it as a pet
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shit on it
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>>692118564
>love it
>take care of it
>get attached to it
>it dies
>get sad
>depression kicks in
>an hero
>???
>profit
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>>692119667
You no good sack of shit
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Feed him one cheeto and then let him go
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>>692118564
Pet it
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>>692118564
Let him bite the tip of your dick
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>>692118564
Rape and then eat this animal. Alive.
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Love him forever.


Anally.
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>>692119667
FUCK OFF CUNT
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eat lots of greasy food, the ones that give you an apocalyptic diarreah. then give hime a nice brown shower
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>>692119742
Roll
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Be nice and care for him
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pluck it one spike at a time until bold
then rub in hot sauce
then glue the spikes to your chin then you will be a man
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worship it like a god
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>>692119833
ahh so blessed!
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>>692119823
Fucking roll
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>>692119802
>>692119742

faggots go kill yourself its an animal not a niggr!
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>>692119056
why yes yes i am
kek
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look after it.
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make it go fast via duct tape it to skateboard and roll down hill
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>>692118564
Fuck him in the ass
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sanics like milk. pour a gallon of milk on it
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Do no harm unto him
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>>692119708
>>692119779
I'll get it
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>>692120036
go fuck a panda with your PETA tard freinds
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>>692118564
Adopt him, name him Sonic, be his best buddy.
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stick a pencil into its ass then burn it
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>>692120122
Lol suck my ass
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Pet him and show it on video :3
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Shove it wayyyyyy up your butthole
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Gently insert him in your ass, and upload webm with timestamp
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Nothing
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>>692118564

Buy him a bag of Cheetos, the puffed kind.

You must give him the entire bag as treats and delicately clean any stray Cheeto dust off of him.
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>>692120243
>>692120264
Reroll
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take a dump on it
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>>692118564
Give it mealworms. Treat it nice.
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hug him hard
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>>692118564

Cut a piece off the head of your dick and feed it to him.
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>>692120307
Reroll
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>>692119615
Rolling for this, brings back good memories
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>>692120226
ok but i have dodgey teeth
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cmon
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Slap your cock against its thorns, then bring it back to nature.
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Try pogo with the stick up your ass
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paint him in blue like sonic xD
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90 replies and only I have said space program, this is a sad day on /b/.
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>>692118564
Set him free.
In a public school
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Love and cherish the little guy
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give him a handjob
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>>692120577
yeeeeeeees roll
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>>692118564
up the ass it goes.
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Sit on it
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>>692119681
this
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Take good care of it
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Love himmmmmm and nothing
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>>692119681
roll
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Try shelve it
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give him a lick, then release him back to nature
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>>692120624
rolling again
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>>692120620
Roll
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>>692119333
roll again for this

+ don't ever harm him
+ timestamp on your dick of course
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Put it up your ass.
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microwave it
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>>692118564
Put in your ass.
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>>692120727
yessss
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>>692120418
roll
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>>692120588
bfehziwgfeiwvweokuhewhgvwe
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Set him free
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>>692120727
rollllllllllllllll
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love him
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>>692120418
Rolling
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Set that lil guy free
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If trips fuck it
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>tfw 666 is a 1 in 1000 occurrence and will never happen in this tread

>tfw OP is a faggot and won't even deliver even if somehow 666 makes it to this thread
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play him
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Starve it, and when it's mad with hunger hold it down against your face until it's eaten its fill
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Slap your cock against its thorns, then bring it back to nature.
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Give it some gold coins, paint it to blue
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>>692120882
this
/thread
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tell him i said hi
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release it into nature
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Makes him cross the road
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Give it a little hat and bowtie
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Let it gooo
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SLAP IT WITH YOUR DICK
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>>692119333
OP let's get
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So cute, let it go back to nature
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Taint it blue and make it go fast.
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Pet him
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Pet it and give it munchies. Also give it a little blanket and a bigger cage.
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>>692120472
>>692120758
/b/rothers of /b/.A.S.E.D
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>>692118564
Let him smoke weed
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Give it some gold coins, paint it to blue. And do it now.
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>>692118564
give it treats
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>>692121069
roll
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>>692121181
do it faget
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>>692121181
/thread
OP is a fag
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>>692121204
xD nice /b/ros
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>>692121204
You're evil.
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>>692118564
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Teach it to chew of peoples fingernails
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Why do you even have it op?
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>>692118564
let him live a happy life
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>>692121357
Yes I know, it's all in pursuit of being the greatest aeronautics department in the world.
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>>692121441
Truly dispicable
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>>692118564
coock him
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sit on it without killing it while wooshing left and right
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>>692118564
put your dick on the thorns
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>>692121449
this
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>>692120690
This. because TRIPS ARE GONNA WIN
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>>692121633
re roll
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burn it
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>>692121438
is it kill
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>>692121667
:/
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If it has lice, transfer them to your genitals.

Otherwise this.
>>692119333
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>>692121667
Oh god
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>>692121667
you had one job
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>>692121667
So fucking close, good shout though.
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>>692121667
TOO SLOW
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>>692121667
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Name it sonic
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>>692118564
It ain't happening-
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>>692118564
feed it cat food, the wet kind, then let it go
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>>692118564
sit on it with you bare ass
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Feed him,make him feel good.
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paint it blue and name it sanic
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>>692121895
roll
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return him to you mum and shut the fuck up
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put a santa hat and beard on him
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>webm related
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buy it a ps4
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Rah
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>>692122036
:,(
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go to shopping centre throw off highest floor onto public
>throw it hard enough to stick to some fucker
post results on /b/
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buy another one and let them fight
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Jizz on it
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put into the oven
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>>692122290
omg can i save this forever?
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Microwave it
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>>692122060
Thanks space /b/ro I don't believe I was present for this one.
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pet it
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pet it with your pinky
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Put it into the microwave on high
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>>692119333
Trips win + timestamp on dick
and release sonic in nature or be his friend forever
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>>692118564
set it free, give it a cuddle first
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pet it
now
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Let it go
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>>692122557
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nada
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>>692122666

do what this guy said
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>>692121666

or this
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let him go
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Nothing leave it alone and stop trying to be edgy faggot
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put in blender alive
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Give it away
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spend your next paycheck on him and him only.
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>>692118728
roll
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sacrifice it to the lord of light
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make an isis vid of you beheading it
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gives it huggeez and sketiissss
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pet it
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release it
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Burn it
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decapitate it
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>>692118564
Give it to someone who actually will follow through with a commitment to take care of an animal, not some faggot pussy kid who asked for a hedgehog but got bored.
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chop it in half
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blender
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>>692118564
eat it
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IN THE MICROWAVE
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space program
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burn
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kill
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kek
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blender and post a vid
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Kiss him and give it lovings
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Love it and make sure it lives as long and happy life as you can manage.
Don't be a prick.
Oh, and name it Sonic.
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feed it some cat food, tuck him into bed and then you go run headfirst into a car. faggot
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>>692118564
Smack your cock on it's spikes.
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>>692118564
Spray paint him blue
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Sit on it butnaked and then release it to the nature, this way you'll feel how much of an asshole you are whenever you sit for the next weeks
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stick it up your arse
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Cuddle him. I hope he stabs out your heart
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>>692123890
This
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>>692123890
Fuck yeah, rolling for this
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>>692123890
Reroll
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>>692123890
Roll
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>>692123890
Do it
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>>692123890
Pls win
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>>692123890
This or take care of it
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>>692123890
Op Will never deliver
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>>692123890
bump
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Kiss its ass and let it free.
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>>692123890
We cab do this.. Lets get 666
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>>692124256
reroll
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Slap him with your dick + webm of the action
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>>692123890
Reroll
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You release it, and then legally change your name to Cock Sucker.
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slap it very hard with your cock
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Love it and make sure it lives as long and happy life as you can manage.
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Lick it's back then take a shot of hot sauce
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give it to someone who can love it
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Feed it cat food and then let it go back to nature
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Give it food + water and take good care of it
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>>692124407
Roll roll roll
Webm or gif
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>>692124554
Rolling
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Take care of him for as long as he lives
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be nice to the heghog
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Put your tongue in its butt
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put a pen in his ass and burn it
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Spit on his motherfucking face and send a pic !
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Set it free in a forest
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luv it
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>>692124414
rerolle
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set it free
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>>692124652
roll
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Set it free
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eat it
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>>692124660
Roll
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>>692124669
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>692124668
SO CLOOOOSE
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>>692118564
use _all_ your worldly possessions to make it live the best life a whatever-that-is ever had. ALL.
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rub dick on spines
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>>692124652
rooooooooooooool
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chekn numbrs
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>>692118564
Jam it head first in to your boipucci and walk around for an hour.
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Put in microwawe
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Remove all its spines + pic
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Release the poor thing into the wild, plz 666
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>>692123890
rolling for this
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>>692123653
Roll
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Put it in your ass.
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>>692118564
Give it to a veterinerian
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>>692124956
Roll + Turn on the microwave for 3 minutes, maximal power
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your balls on it's spines, yo knw what to do
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poke the spikes through the head of your dick
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Porcupine up the pooper
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chainsaw it, fucking chinsaw it you faggot!
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Give him coffee and biscuits
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>>692125259
Roll for it
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>>692118728
Rolling for this
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Pluck one of it's spines and shove it down your dickhole
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>>692121204
This
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>>692118564
Smash him with a chair.
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step on it barefoot
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>>692118564
Give him a bong hit
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Release it.
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suck it;s dick
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Stay with him for the rest of your life, call him Mega Satan, and post a timestamped pic with him on /b/ everyweeks !
You're married thanks to 4chan, say thank you to your /b/ros, faggot !
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shoot it with a shotgun
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Microwave and eat it.
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give it a carrot or whatever the fuck those things eat
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>>692120911
Someone saw episode 9
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>>692125604
Roll
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>>692125548
Roll roll !
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lick it
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Burn it.
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>>692125500
This
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Do not harm it in any way shape or form and let this thread die.
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>>692120911
Roll
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Fuck it.
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Give him icecream!
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>>692120472
Faggot probably only seen space program in ylyl thread
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Suck his tiny wiener
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>>692125548
Worst idea ever but.. Roll for it !
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smash with car
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Op is a faggot, now this is a spiderman thread
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>>692125665
OH FOR FUCK SAKE!
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Game over.
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>>692125745
>>692125716
Go snip yo pee pee faggot!
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>>692125783
You wish you were a hedgehog you cock knocker
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>>692123890
Confirmed. Hedgehog in pooper!
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>>692125800
Filename
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>>692125820
>>692125830
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>>692125800
Ketchup
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>>692125800
>filename
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>>692125897
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nobody will get it but if I do bake it and eat it. post pic of the entire process.
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>>692118564
raise him as a nice friendly pet
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>>692118564
raise it as a quality pet :^)
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leave him
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