New thread. Still trying to get at her. I can't satisfy everyone
>>692101253
>bearly
Update waiting for my /b/ros to come back
Say
*sorry I meant 'bang'
Are you free tomorrow?
Faggot
Tell her you would like to hang out and get to know each other or just say Tits or gtfo
>>692101469
this bitch is fucking retarded
>>692101473
This
>>692101469
nice save OP!
>>692101469
gj op you did it on ur own, im proud
No more 'getting to know each other' . Pick a time and a place take the lead be a man. You owe it to her at this point for her to still be giving u a chance.
>>692101469
"Ya, lets meet up tomorrow texting is awkward for me"
>>692101469
So...
When are you free to hang out?
>>692101469
Nice save faggot
>>692101659
This
>>692101613
Not really he just took a reply from the previous thread, and made it more beta
Use the law and order line. Ask her if she watches law and order
>>692101469
Some give OP his gbp
>>692101670
Ehh roll
>>692101663
"But in real life I'm only autistic :)"
Are you still a virgin? I must know if it's all worth any more of my time
>>692101777
Winrar
>>692101741
Didn't I just fuckin say that she's not your grandmother
Say you're equal rights and expect her to pay for half the meal.
It'll show her you think she's a strong, independent woman
>>692101777
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
>>692101469
I'm proud of you you little shit.
>>692101777
Winrar. Let's see it op
>>692101741
we got a kissless hand holdless virgin here
>>692101777
Winrar op
"But i still would like to skadiddly bop your cornhole with my uncircumsised member, RAW, the utmost finest pleasure for both parties."
This all worked out in the end I think. Thank you 4chan. If I ever get nudes I'll drop em.
>>692101741
i watch law and order with my 60 yr old boxing coach. if anything say youre catching up with Got or something
>>692101741
Rolling for law and order. Great show, shows you're a classy, intelligent guy.
>>692101253
OP starts off beta goes alpha becomes autist and now is alpha again!
>>692102030
You done goofed just there son.
>>692102030
God damn you
>>692102030
>it was a dare
So now she knows you are easily manipulated OR a lying cunt.
>>692101992
This op. This the real winrar right here
>>692102030
you really are retarded op...
>>692101469
It is like watching a kid learn to ride a bike without safety wheels
>>692102030
YOU DONT GIVE HER THE OPTION, YOU TELL HER WHEN AND WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO MEET UP
holy fuck OP is the biggest cuck i've ever seen. it's so bad that i'm not even sure if he's autistic or if he's trolling us by intentionally being frustrating as fuck to work with.
>>692102030
what does she look like anyways anon?
>>692102030
all worked out? holy fuck that last line you sent to her is cringe as fuck.
all you did is show your ass and barely manage to save face. no progress was made other than to waste all of our fucking time for a couple keks.
go fuck yourself faggot.
>>692102098
That wasn't autist. That was straight stroke tier
>>692102030
YOU LITTERAL FAGGOT
NEVER POST HERE AGAIN
YOU FUCKING BETA
SO MANY GETS AND YOU ARE STILL BEING A PUSSY
>dare by my friend
Hang yourself nigger
>>692102030
If she asks what friend dared you this say it was a the hacker known as 4chan, he also passed on TV
OP YOU AUTISTIC NIGGA, you never date or ask to hang out via text, even less with a girl, as you see "Cause I was about to like stop talking to you".
Here's a fact,, text messages are the foreplay, not the play.
Do what I say and you'll get her.
>>692102117
>>692102126
This op god fucking damn it is this the first girl you have talked to? You make the plans not her you stupid cock garbling faggot.
>>692102030
SNATCHING DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY
>>692102030
why fucking why would you think its a good idea to hint that youre letting a friend (even though its an entire imageboard) in on reading your text conversations with her.
you fucking dumb fucking autist
OP just ask her if she wants too go too starbucks to get some coffee because white bitches love starbucks
>>692102030
you'll never get any nudes op
I think we've all learned something today..
Don't be such a fag and say things without giving a fuck and it will all work out.
>>692102154
Bro how could you say that dare shit. It also shows that you talk to your friends about private conversations.
Now is the time to just drop the topic and ask her if she watches law and order.
>>692101469
Look girl, I know we're just getting to know each other but so far I'm really into you. I wanna see where this goes, so let's grab a drink and chill. I'll pick you on friday at around 7:30. Wear something nice, we gonna have some fun ;)
Now go figure out where the fuck you're gonna go and gtfo
Wow that's pathetic. I'm clenching my fists in agony at your stupidity. Everything you say is autistic af. How hard is it to ask a girl out these days
>>692102030
Betta fag,
>>692102030
Dont post the nudes
Dont come here ever again
Lurk more faggot
>>692102030
There's no way you're getting nudes, you BEARLY managed to ask her out, she hasnt even said yes yet. Just stop being a fucking weirdo. If you don't have anything to talk about, don't talk to her and don't tell her you can't think of anything. Just be a normal fucking human being that asks people things that you actually want to know about them instead of forcing conversation.
>>692102337
I agree with this anons solution. Seriously kill yourself OP
>>692102458
I love you
>>692102390
It's very basic conversation and he pulled off a casual maneuver that restored the conversational flow.
Why you're raging this hard is beyond me.
Does he remind you of a younger you or something?
Do you need to talk, anon?
what the fuck did she reply to your last message? hurry up i must go
This is her. Couldn't satisfy everyone. Just did what was suggested
>>692102312
idk why youd include my post in there maybe some samefags but i recommended Game of Thrones instead
>>692102030
>dare
>how did you want to get to know each other :D
I give up.
It's over.
You managed to fucking do TWO 180s.
TWO
>>692102461
>>692102337
Sæmfag
>>692102572
Holy fuck i thought you were underage
>>692102342
This is how you do it op, take notes
>>692102581
Then prove that I'm wrong
>>692102648
...who said he wasnt?
>>692102172
Made me lol
>>692102557
not that guy but as someone who doesn't have a hard time texting girls this shit makes me cringe
>>692102572
Godamnit op the only chance you had was this girl was autistic as well, your fucked son this girl is way to good to deal with your autism.
>>692102648
Yeah WTF, only a 15 year old could be so shit at texting a girl...
>>692102312
You sure about that cuntface?
>>692102030
Has she replied yet, fag?
OP has abandoned his post
>>692102721
i honestly dont have the time. those other anons were advocating law and order i suggested game of thrones insted because law and order is for old ass people. youre too dumb to see the dif
>>692102791
Seen and done worse.
People who cringe at anything are spergs.
>>692102572
Funny thing is: you think you have done well, she thinks you are fucking strange.
Hope you're killing yourself right about now op
>>692102572
What's the app, tinder, instagram, help me find her and I'll fix this situation, guaranteed.
>>692102572
Post them titties.
It's smooth sailing from here /b/. Unless I'm mistaken
>>692102612
You positive its samefag, faggot?
Maybe more than one person here thinks Law and Order is a good topic of conversation
>>692102854
Fuck no she hasn't she is probably laughing at how hard op dropped his spaghetti just now
>How did you want to get to know eachother
>>692103074
Thanks for clearing that up, Crapple cant post pics.
>>692103056
Im done with you OP, leave this board and go to fucking reddit if you want more help. 4chan doesnt want you here anymore
>>692103056
Are you fucking reading our suggestions?
>Well your friend almost made you loose a friend!!
>...
>FRIEND
>>692103056
Fucking beta, seriously OP.
>I'm not good at conversation
>Fucking autist
>>692103056
Got a whole ocean to sail across at this rate
>>692103056
Enjoy never going anywhere with this relationship for being too beta
>>692103056
>crying laughter cancer emoji
OP is autistic
>>692103056
ask her too fucking hang out already. youre both just masterbating at this point
>>692103056
>Lose a friend
>FRIEND
>OP is confirmed friendzoned
>>692103056
>apologizing
You've already lost op
>>692103273
He is fucked
>>692103056
Good job wasting our time and bringing your conversation back to where we started
>>692102821
Wats this nigger?!
>>692102963
I've ruined some opportunities saying stupid shit, you learn through trial and error.
You say you've done worse, you just outed yourself as an autismo bot 9000.
>>692103273
bingo bango bongo
enjoy your time in friendzone, OP
>>692103333
Quads means something on the chan kid.
>>692103345
took you this long to catch on?
>>692103353
kek
>>692103056
It's smooth sailing maybe if you say this can't believe she is still talking to you
"I think I can manage keeping a beautiful woman like you entertained" and just go off that conversation that starts she will most likely ask what makes you think she is beautiful.
>>692103353
It's a red circle dumb fuck
ASK OPEN QUESTIONS
>ones that don't have only yes or no answers
What TV shows do you like watching atm?
>inb4 law and order
Clearly you guys are not satisfied. What the fuck do you want me to say? *no Law and Order*
>>692103356
Blah blah. Also have done better, and who knows, maybe even better than you, but nobody gives a fuck, and cringing at this shit is a massive overreaction reserved for spergs.
>>692103532
we want you dead
>>692103532
dont you have to be 18 to use this site. go to sleep
>>692103532
Tits
>>692103502
>>692103532
This goddamn it op
Write the following: "I'm a beta fag, and I don't deserve your sweet pussy, thanks for your time"
>>692103532
Fucking ask her to get some coffee together too get too know each other better ffs you faggot
>>692103532
dude set a date already. holy shit>>692103333
listen too them quads
>>692103520
This red circle you autistic fuk
Don't be a smartass
>>692103532
Please leave 4chan forever, do it for us
>>692103532
lol we should chill this weekend
>>692103532
>trying to satisfy us
got your problem right there, nig nog
>>692103532
So if you HAD to, and I mean there is no secret third option what would you pick:
1. Go to the cinema to watch [insert whatever shit film you want].
2. Have a picnic in the park.
>>692103532
Ask her if she likes Special Victim's Unit or Criminal Intent more
>>692103634
Here
"But i still would like to skadiddly bop your cornhole with my uncircumsised member, RAW, the utmost finest pleasure for both parties."
>>692103532
Wait never mind I read that wrong you see where she said you almost lost a friend you lost it there op
>>692103532
anon you're fucking this up by being a beta
or maybe we're getting baited like that one time with that guy and his brother
Naw thats not possible
Why the fuck is b replying to this utter bullshit?
OP is a giant faggot and should seriously consider an hero at the earliest possible opportunity.
sage
>>692103702
this is a jojo thread now. Fuck this beta fag
>>692103532
Wait
>I will
Theres still hope for op?
Find out in the next episode of Underage autistic kid trying to get a relationship going
>>692103527
This
She obviously won't meet you and pushing it further won't work.
>>692103532
also she only sees you as a friend, you cucked yourself into the betazone
>>692103819
ur dancing around a bush man. cut the bullshit and ask her out
>>692103794
If she chooses SVU over CI she's not worth it OP
>>692103819
Cringe
>>692103819
haha holy shit, this is getting better each reply.
you are so fucking stupid, op
It's awesome to see anonymous try to function as a homogeneous human being and fail horrendously.
>>692103819
Rip OP u fucked up again
>>692103819
Fucking hell OP, I give in.
>>692104021
>>692103333
have to agree with quads
>>692103968
I'd say hi to her poophole
>>692101253
This is the gayest background image ever.
>>692104104
>Implying OP is ever not a faggot
>>692104104
Not everyone has your taste for interior design, anon.
op must be trolling bc theres no way theres someone this much of a virgin
Op you are so fucking cringe and beta it isn't even funny anymore, it's sad.
She reply yet, faggot? Some of us want to sleep.
>>692103333
OP clearly doesn't respect them quads sadly
or hes just too stupid who knows
>>692103966
Just send her this photo OP.
No words necessary.
>>692103590
I'm about to fuck this chick who gets off work in an hour. I met her at the gas station yesterday and she already wants to fuck. She has a bf and she still wants to fuck. I am going to be cucking some dude and you'll be jerking off tonight. Ive slept with over 20 chicks, you havent. I know how to talk to girls, I know how to play the text game, you obviously do not.
kys faggot
>>692104004
That was actually my fuck up I though that she said that she was bad in conversation and needed help I read the texts wrong but op was fucked anyway so idgaf
>>692103819
>hard keeping her entertained
>making yourself seem even more incapable
My fuck OP, I thought I was a bit awkward with my gf at first...fuck that, this is physically hurting me to read.
>> Here: Oh damn :insert girls's name:, a cousin is staying over for the night, and took my phone to write you, don't pay attention to anything that he said, give a sec to read what he said, though
Law and Order, as a whole, is fucking trash.
>>692104335
Your last chance OP space nigga or else commit suicide
Op, ask her to play truth or dare bro, that's how I get my nudes boiiii
>>692104305
I just cringed at you man
>>692104368
How dare you tarnish the works of Dick Wolf
>>692103819
Ok just tell me why havent we fucked yet
>>692104485
That seems so typical
>>692104305
>being this assblasted over a potential threat and puffing your feathers to compensate.
unless you're joking, but i can't verify your story and even if i did she's probably some hideous tramp to me and to you a 9/10 or something.
also
>cucking some dude.
that could also be construed as sloppy seconds but i've done the same thing twice and didn't necessarily feel good about it. maybe you're being used for dick and overestimate yourself. who knows.
nah probably in the 10-15 area and
>play the text game.
yep, garbage human being preying on the uneducated. have fun fucking gas station tang, dipshit.
>>692103532
Honesty is the best policy op
"I'm an autistic faggot and can't carry a conversation, so I asked someone else to help me come up with this shit, yes, this sentence also.
Since we both suck at talking, why don't we let our bodies do the work instead? I think you're cute, you think I'm cute, let's skip this foreplay and fuck already. Friday night, yes or no?"
And literally don't give a single fuck if she says no, because you've already fucked the dynamic of your relationship with her already. Either you get a quick lay or I just saved you a lot of time and agony being stuck in the friendzone.
>>692103819
Ffs ask her ass out already, this is just painful to read
>>692103819
Can i meet your peepee hole?
>>692104485
This only works with bitches who are already interested. She has no interest in OP
>>692104534
But it works nig nog
>>692104592
Dear god no
The whole "my friend dared me to write that" kinda destroys this plan. Along with the fact that OP is incapable of talking and fixing what he's got himself into.
>>692104592
I want to kill OP, anyone else?
>>692104592
*yawn*
>>692104592
No just remember how bad of a fuck up this was and ask her if she wann sum fucc
>>692104592
My god, you actually thought that was a good idea.
You are a lost cause.
>>692104722
I think we all do
>>692104499
you are cringing at the fact that I am an alpha male slaying ass like nobodies business as you sit in your basement lonely as fuck with your dick in your hand.
>>692104592
You know that millions of people are reading our conversation right??? Just kidding, only about tens of people are.
>>692104717
>>692104335
Damn mobile site
>>692104722
anons, get your pitchforks
This is going nowhere, time to watch tv. Whats on TNT right now?
>>692104606
>taking the bait like a champ
Mods can you please ban OP for a lifetime?
>>692104606
This is the original guy you had responded to. Was I projecting maybe just a little bit? The answer is yes. But this fucking guy is off his rocker
>>692104810
Oh shut up you faggot, you're in your moms basement right now slamming your meat to trap porn, faggot.
You make my day
>>692104902
it was a moderately "serious" discussion before he flipped out about me being a person than he was.
>>692104592
No op post link to thread
>>692104592
OP DO IT
>>692101469
fake n gay
>>692104606
I am college educated and destroyed more ass in my 4 years at uni than you have in your entire life. this gas station ass I got lined up is just for fun because I'm bored. I am not threatened, I am the threat you autistic faggot
JUST ASK HER OUT! YOU DONT NEED TO MENTION PUSSY, FUCKING OR ANYTHING SIMILAR, JUST ASK HER OUT FOR A COFFEE OR DRINK!
God damnit, this makes me so mad.
>>692104962
So you're able to recognize that you project. That's good. Now why do you feel the need to overcompensate and disclose all of this information about yourself while I don't give a shit and will never meet you?
>>692104810
Have fun having sex with ugly slags and catching dick rot while I fuck my loyal beautiful girlfriend who lost her virginity to me. Almost feel sorry for you
We're killing OP, dubs detonate
>>692105128
He is already friendzoned autismo
>>692103353
good eye
She is either asleep or /b/ let me down
>>692105028
I think the TV show conversation is great. SVU vs CI shows that you care about her opinion on something
>>692105134
Because that guy you're talking to scares me
>>692105236
Thats just a clock.
>>692105118
Lowering your standards to... uh, "slay" a lot more women doesn't make you alpha.
>I am the threat you autistic faggot.
How?
>>692105236
rell
>>692105264
op can you seriously just ask her out already so i can go to bed. this is the moment ur suppose to do i. shes fucking waiting for it you dumbass
>>692105236
Nice clock
>>692103320
No just a normie....
>inb4 what's the difference
>>692105264
please send this
>>692105264
We didn't let you down. You fucked this up
>>692105313
Oh.
>>692104966
damn bro, projecting much? Is it so hard to believe that someone on this fucked up website is capable of getting ass? You seem like a kissless virgin and if I were you I'd have necked myself by now.
>>692105264
BRO ASK HER ABOUT SVU VS CRIMINAL INTENT she has to respond because it isn't a yes or no question. That will keep the conversation going!
>>692105264
it's not her fault and it's not b's fault you're a fucking retarded faggot and you have given her so many reasons to friend zone your ass so goddamn hard, im surprised your phone didn't get cracked
>>692105264
She went to sleep and didn't say good night, she doesn't want your dick. Either you fucked up or she wants you to stroke her ego
>>692105264
hopeless case. waste your time fapping has a better result.
>>692105264
We didn't let you down you fucking autist. You told her you can't hold a fucking conversation (even in text) and then expected her to want to fuck you.
You also think she is asleep.
You have much to learn.
>>692105236
When her age is on the clock she is ready for the cock
>>692105429
Don't mean to sound gay. Guess I just got to involved reading this drivel.
>>692105229
u da man my nigga, keep on keepin on
>>692105441
Hahahaha bro you are so triggered
>>692105264
You're fucked op, I tried to save you multiple times in thus thread, as well as some other people, but you just kept saying stupid shit. So go ahead and say this was all bait or some shit to make yourself feel better but just know. The reason why you couldn't get this girl was because you're absolute shit at conversations. So get better fgt.
>>692105445
Rollin for this shit. Callin my dubs. Op trust me on this
>>692105368
this man. just close the deal. shes still awake and waiting for you to ask
>>692105264
/b/ let you down?
>>692105558
I forgot who you so a lot of what I said wasn't directed at you, sorry.
Someone find her instagram etc and fuck op up
>>69210527>>692105264
No there was some good suggestions slot of them you didn't follow. That last one, I admit was my fuck up op. I thought she said that she was bad at keeping a conversation but you said it not here which you should have never done. The nail was in the coffin before that, however remember this experience and keep talking to girls so you can stop being autistic with them. Also op kys
>>692105677
Why
>>692105677
Someone please find her
>>692105562
Kek, I will anon, ty
>>692105677
We don't need to do that, theres op for that job
>>692105441
>Is it so hard to believe that someone on this fucked up website is capable of getting ass?
No.
A lot of white trash comes on here and they breed like rabbits.
>>692105751
For the fucking lulz of course, what are you? A newfag?
Guess thats a wrap.
>>692105831
It can be made funnier.
>>692105880
>0 â–¶
>>>692105751 (You)
>For the fucking lulz of course, what are you? A newfag?
Naw, kinda wanna fuck your ass though
>>692105977
Kys
>>692105751
so someone can actually fuck her to forever solidify OP's place as the eternally cucked limp dick faggot captain of the S.S. Faggotry and Failure
Is op dead?
>>692106070
I'd gape your asshole and make you beg for mercy, leafyfag
>>692106072
Let's see what we can do
>>692105862
>White trash
>College educated
>Working on becoming a PA
>Work for the local health department
>Make more money in a year at 23 than you make in 5
I don't think so champ
>>692106162
You'd have trouble leaving your house, neckbeard fuck. Also i've never watched leafy.
>>692106072
I want someone to find her and see what happens
>>692106474
pls dont
>>692106474
>Kim
>>692106338
kek, i love the assumptions buddy!
but god i'd fuck you harder than Obama fucked america
You'd be begging for mercy, Stop anon! stop anon!
>>692106474
Her name is kim
>>692105570
y-y-you're so t-triggered. I sure told him, now it is time to fap to tranny porn and disappoint my mother for the umpteenth time.
kys cunt, you are worthless
>>692106554
>>692106597
...or is it?
>>692106474
Lul changes her name and reveals it to throw anyone off, feggit.
>>692106474
DOXED
>>692106641
You sound like you just come off your mothers tit, how old are you faggot?
Holy shit you are a fucking trainwreck
Date some fat bitches
>>692106685
Probably not
>>692106294
I think you're missing the point that every status exertion you employ does absolutely nothing because you're obviously insecure, along with the secondary point that even the most genetically deficient and uneducated in our society breed wildly because they're more prone to impulses like aggression because they're retarded.
But woowee, I'm working on a PhD and come from wealth in general so I'm set for life and get girls.
I don't feel the need to flaunt it like it makes me alpha because I don't have anything to prove like you do, sperg.
bro just ask her like: you free this weekend. if she says yes ask her out to go do something. if she says no than fuck it try next time
>>692106641
This fucking guy craves praise like a faggot craves dick, so insecure it actually hurts to read
>>692106568
You've said that twice now fam, never gonna happen. GL though.
>>692106842
>>692106685
>>692106554
>>692106597
not kim, OP is trying to throw us off the trail.
>>692106474
Searching all kims in instagram rn to save her from beta ass OP
>>692107041
This. OP already posted a pic of her insta, say's cali
>>692106818
>23
>better at life than you'll ever be
>I get a gaggle of ass
>you're a kissless handholdless virgin
>own my own house
>you live in your mother's basement
>I fuck girls
>you fuck your hand
>>692107032
I have to keep saying it man cause it's so damn true
your ass would be mine omg, i'd tie you to the bed and have you screaming for help but you couldn't go anywhere, HELP ME HELP ME while i sodomize you with every phallic object i can find till i stick my cock in your sweet asshole and cum in you
My god man, you'd be fucked like you never been fucked before
>>692107182
>bragging about it on /b/
MY SIDES, you must be one insecure mother fucker, bro.
>>692107163
Cali followed by a palm tree
>>692107265
This pinata thinks it's a troll.
This is awesome.
>>692107265
Kek, you're actually a pretty funny guy.
>>692106853
>Working on a PhD
>Lying on the internet
>living in mommy's basement
Cobain yourself idiot
>>692107182
successful people don't go on /b/. ur a liar brah
>>692107400
I don't have to lie about things I'm not impressed by, but I'm guessing graduating college is a super big deal for you.
>>692107284
>deflecting the fact that you're a loser
>deep down knowing that your mother wishes she would have aborted you
>being a faggot
>>692107691
Hahahahaha you just keep sounding more pathetic each time.
This thread has turned into a "who has a bigger cock" thread wtf
It's almost 2 am PST and you are all on /b/, stfu you're a loser no matter wat
>>692107940
We aren't saying we have the biggest cock.
There's just one faggot who's in deep denial about the size of his and feels the need to project and violently overcompensate for the sake of preserving his fragile, alpha self-image.
I can't believe you faggots are still posting
>>692107940
But then we will never know who has a bigger cock
>>692108143
You ever play Candy Crush?
Shitposting on /b/ is kinda like that.
>>692107605
>>692107789
This children, is an example of 2 grown men who never did anything with their lives. Watch as they recoil in disgust when their worthless lives are called in to question. Observe as they continue trying to argue with a superior gentleman on an anonymous japanese underwater basket weaving image board. Yes children, this is what happens when you spend your prime years in the basement of your parent's house jerking off to hentai and tranny porn. Don't feel remorse for them though, they simply suffer from autism from getting too many vaccinations at once while they were a child.
>>692108214
Couldn't agree more
>>692108246
Haha i'm 19 you absolute dipshit, also welcome to the same generalisation.
>>692108246
You know when I was young I used to be like a frog and people would throw flies at me.
Instead of them being accurate, I would instead just gobble up the flies and absorb them into my being, becoming more and more insecure as a result.
Now that I'm older it's weird to watch someone spaz out and start firing haphazard insults in a vain attempt to assume control of a situation.
But it is nice though, gives me a window into what affects them.
>>692108079
It's a metaphor mate, like saying "i have a bigger cock" in the sense i am better than you cause i am so and so, blah blah. Brag about this and brag about that
You literally can say anything on here like
>i have a phd in medicine
>i get so much loli pussy cause i'm a pediatrician and all the young girls i care for wanna fuck me
>i make 7 figures a year
>i have three mansions
It's fucking pathetic to even say such things on /b/
>>692108475
I only presented my accomplishments because to help him see how nobody cares about braggarts.
If that's still a dick measuring competition then whatever you're doing the same by trying to assert your opinion into the situation and impregnate us with your logic.
>>692108421
>19
>not a grown up
>Still living in the basement when he should be off to college
I'm on paid vacation right now trolling retards on /b/. This is way too good. I was serious about fucking that chick though, gotta get dressed and head to her place. Enjoy your night you fucking imbecile
>>692108630
KYS, you can make all the money in the world and you'll still be the same little cuck bitch you've always been. Enjoy life feggit
>>692108736
Gay.
>>692108718
I live with 3 mates, I'm a 4th year apprentice carpenter. I am loving my life, keep it up homeboy!
>>692108630
I'm not doing shit other than saying you and mr, phd are fucking faggots that no one gives two shits about what you so called accomplished, you can literally say anything you want on here and no one you can know the difference.
>>692108630
lol you are a pseudo-intellectual faggot.
This thread is fucking ridiculous.
I'm Prince William and i'm married to Kate
Fuck you all faggots, you aren't as good as me
>>692108840
>apprenticing at 15
>living with 3 other dudes
>eating their cum as they bukkake on your face
>enjoying it
You lead a strange life my friend
>>692108840
I bet that girl is popular and it's a trap, you're in for a hazing
>>692108922
I am the PhD and no shit.
That what I was saying.
>>692108942
I don't consider myself very intelligent so that's a poor insult to use against me.
>>692109076
You're going bald cunt.
>>692109123
>>692109132
Two lonely souls.
>>692109123
I bet you didn't even understand my frog analogy you basic bitch.
Dan Bilzerian here.
You are all below me so blow me
>>692109076
timestamp pls
>>692107041
Nice try op. I was waiting for you to forget to cover her name. Oh well, good luck in life
so is all this op trying to 404 the thread and save himself? its already been saved and we will find out who you are you absolute faggot. enough with the samefagging
